The Legend Of Zorro - Caravan Of Garbage

[@72Guyman]

The best part is Zorro cutting the double Z into the bad guy and he says, "So the devil will know who sent you." Terrific.

[@hellfish2309]

The stunt of rearing the horse upright on top of the train is spectacular and I think actually performed (thought probably on a still train car and comped onto the miniature or something) Beautiful shot by Martin Campbell

[@samuelperezgarcia]

I'm surprised they didn't mention it. Easily the most badass one liner by Zorro ever, and one of the best overall.

[@Alejandroigarabide]

That one-liner might be one of the best in history. He's implying: -You're going to lose this fight -I'll be the one to kill you -You're going to Hell -The f***ing Devil knows my name and symbol

[@AustinViolence]

Um, I think you're forgetting the part where Zorro and his wife slashed their initials into the butt cheeks of that henchman.

[@17monsterguy]

I loved this movie as a kid and was astounded when i learned the Rotten Tomatoes score as an adult. I also have not rewatched it since that time though

[@jonpeelman7967]

Rufus Sewell as Bizorro

[@mrsundaymovies]

VERY good

[@hellfish2309]

Fuggin Daredevil Season 3 🍻

[@nickshane5985]

I don't know who that is, but I'm assuming he's good.

[@null6634]

​@@mrsundaymovies Please review Zorro The Gay Blade from 1981 next. I bet it aged like milk.

[@malebolgia8552]

​​​​@@null6634 I second this suggestion! Would love to see George Hamilton's take on the character given the Mr Sunday Movies treatment.

[@patstevens4560]

I really thought you were going to say Antonio Banderas wanted Pedro Pascal to do it and I was thinking “screw it, make him everyone at this point” Tom Holland is an absolutely crazy answer

[@JohnnyBRad]

Having the Gerudo Valley theme song playing during The Trivia of Zorro was a top notch editing choice.

[@jeffnicholas6342]

‘Puss in Boots: The Last Wish’ is the best Zorro sequel we’ll ever see Despite Zorro being in the public domain, only a team-up with Robin Hood, Sherlock, and Alice from Wonderland to heist Pooh from Steam Boat Willy’s luxury cruise ship could maybe make a Netflix cancelled series

[@lleon965]

“Cancelled” lmao

[@umacalopsitaeumviolao]

Dude, Zorro V RobinHood: Down of Domain

[@marvelousball]

​@@umacalopsitaeumviolao would that be better or worse than batman v superman

[@YorrickSmit-eq7by]

Bet

[@ApolloMcrib]

Zorro may be public domain but Zorro Inc. will still sue you. Somehow they still hold the copyright. Some mickey mouse crap. You can freely use the one from the first book, but Disney is actually the ones who put him in all black so they own rights to that look.

[@bradleyklaus]

NEW LOW QUALITY MASO PICTURE JUST DROPPED 8:50

[@marcosgin777]

It’s been too long!

[@ellaisplotting]

Nah m8 him driving the tram is old news, that pic's been floating around for years now!

[@eliaslevitoledo9292]

Is it actually him?

[@RivExArt]

You missed the tram memes of 2020 or 2021 maybe

[@TimTinhTran]

Is he a tram driver¿ always wondered what his gig was

[@KungFuWombat]

18:05 Maso suggests Zorro Babies but then proceeds to do a perfect impression of Tom Holland Zorro. I am so confused.

[@eibun2011]

No, he played a recording of tom holland

[@pvrplesticks1939]

Hear me out... Catherine Zorro Jones

[@Lavolpeengreece]

That’s a bar

[@saintniccage2818]

Fun fact, I reversed my car into her drive way arch outside swansea cause I was too busy looking at the runway in her garden.

[@MFCunnilingus]

🎶Catherine Zorro Jooooones She dips beneath the lasers, oooOOOOooooh 🎶

[@emmaseckso1870]

🎶She dips beneath sabers🎶

[@calebspencer3451]

Bars

[@andrewjpalla]

Love the idea that Tom Holland gets cast in things he has no business being cast in because he's just a nice guy and people enjoy working with him

[@stanley5745]

This series has been nice enrichment for James, I'm happy for him

[@ellaisplotting]

He gets to do something he enjoys occasionally, as a treat.

[@garrettsears8437]

The Pinkertons are like an unseen villainous force throughout Deadwood.

[@hellfish2309]

I remember them being pretty dodgy in “Hell on Wheels”

[@Khyldr]

@@hellfish2309 Damn, they were there too?

[@MrDpinney]

The Pinkertons are a VERY seen villainous force in Deadwood

[@garrettsears8437]

@@MrDpinney ya, should have really thrown in a "season one" at the end there

[@zygoncommander1239]

Was not expecting a Torchwood: Miracle Day clip of all things but it brought me great joy

[@li-limandragon9287]

So we’re doing the Puss in Boots movies next right?

[@mrpalaces]

For comic book guys, these two have an odd lack of appreciation for animation in general

[@_Brohan]

@@mrpalaces damn you're right

[@under-._.-score]

A movie that begs the question - “would robat battinbat have seen this one or the first one before his parents were shot?”

[@boheyo]

*shat

[@jamesfurfaro4950]

I’ve seen both Zorro films. My bird is called Zorro. I’m an Antonio Banderas fan, I even ranked and reviewed Legend Of Zorro on my ig just for my followers…and I still was like “Is this the first Zorro? they’re doing the first Zorro? Let me check if there’s another Zorro vid…oh okay it’s the second Zorro” lol.

[@frankcooke1692]

...your girlfriends name is Zorro?

[@time2rowco999]

The young man that was in Cobra Kai and Blue Beetle would be a good Zorro and Rufus Sewell would be an absolutely AMAZING Dr. Doom.

[@pablolacalle6098]

Xolo! What a good idea, he could definately makena good Zoro

[@TomBongJovi]

Movie wish list •Last Action Hero •The 1950s Jules Verne movies •Wallace and Grommit: Curse of the Wererabbit •Chicken Run •Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (A real gem, Mandy Patinkin hams it up so hard as the villian and its only slightly over one hour) •Splice( its just a really stupid movie) •Parent Trap (both original and remake to compare how bad the original actually is and the premise itself) Hunchback of Notre Dame

[@jafarrizvi16]

Good news m8, these movies all exist! Your wish list came true. 😊

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Love Hunchback of Notre Dame

[@MattMcIrvin]

I've been meaning to re-watch the Disney "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" for ages, especially since I re-read the book (which it of course differs from in many ways).

[@nataliecameron]

These titles are so interchangable i didnt watch this early cause i thought it was last weeks

[@annelooney1090]

Same

[@tj_mcdonnell]

I spoke with Tony Amendola at Megacon in the mid 2000's. He said that there was not an official reason didn't exist. He said he liked to think that he was the younger brother of Don Luiz. With Don Luiz getting all the family favor and Father Quintero just being put into the preisthood.

[@mikester4896]

We need a return of late 90s whimsical adventure movies, they're so fun and entertaining with heart, I'm literally frothing at the mouth thinking about it or it could be the rabies tbh

[@motherplayer]

Tried that a few years ago with "The Boy Who Would Be King" and no one saw it.

[@greenwolf1601]

Untill now I always thought Mason being a bus driver was some kind of long running joke of the channel my whole world crumbled. Great video as always, keep having those dogs in you !!

[@authorfarrell7161]

A tram driver. Give him his due.

[@TrumanTheGrayMerchant]

That bottle scene was actually the inspiration of the pod's old theme song

[@mctown972]

Everyone knows Zoro, but only legends know *Zorro* 🤺

[@ΠαναγιώτηςΑγγελέλης]

I guess if we take a time frame of several decades Zorro domains the human culture while the Japanese cartoon guy isn't even a thing yet

[@joxerd]

If it's annoying, search on Google to find something new about Zoro without Google searching for you about Zoro.

[@CrowTRobot]

Honestly, kind of loved the recent episode that ended with him slashing a Z into the One Piece end card.

[@jessejorgensen3931]

I miss Antonio banderas. He was in a lot of fun movies then just disappeared. That first zoro movie was great.

[@motherplayer]

It's worse. While some projects do take better advantage of his talents these days, much of them are just Direct-To-DVD junk or small cameos.

[@gamepoy5056]

He’s been strangely sidelined lately, at least in live action. He was so underutilized in the Uncharted movie and his role in Indy Jones Dial of Destiny was like blink and you’ll miss it.

[@trulanrockwood]

Do yourself a favor and watch puss in boots 3

[@jimjam7928]

13:09 I like how the baby has exactly zero reactions to a big gun being fired right beside it, and is in fact smiling about the whole thing.

[@martijnstuart95]

That Django/Zorro movie sounds way too awesome for this world

[@pudgeboyardee32]

Pinkertons were infamous for breaking up strikes and unions by abducting men and women in the night and force-marching them through the cold and dark all but naked. That was them being less lethal than usual. They were animals

[@Mayydayy86]

10:06 major props for using the Gerudo Valley theme

[@FlynnTheRedhead]

9:07 I love Ben & Lawrence for pulling out the most random references, such as Nick’s failed series Genie in the House that I was sure only I remembered

[@HaussmannComics]

I am 42, I saw mask of Zorro in the theatre. I had no idea this sequel existed

[@AbominableFoMan]

My favorite part was when Zorro put on his outfit and said "It's Zorbin time!"

[@Razkain100]

When I was a kid, I assumed Tony Amendola's character was the same guy who had taken refuge in the church and was reduced to teaching children. I also assumed Zorro purposefully enrolled his malcriado son in that school to cause further misery on Tony's character.

[@smajet5640]

I'll have to say, I have never heard someone refer to a service they're advertising as a "cool paywall" before.

[@tracybrandt9524]

Baby Zorro bleeding out in the street is the darkest thing ever on Caravan of Garage.

[@epicbruhmoment6985]

Antonia Banderas said if they can't get Tom Holland to be Zorro then they should get Chris Pratt

[@epicbruhmoment6985]

I would give my left hand to see a Django/Zorro movie.

[@johnsharplin]

Amazing use of Gerudo Valley 🔥

[@TravisGunn]

Hi, American here - I can almost guarantee you know more about American history than most Americans.

[@L33tSkE3t]

Yeah, our education system is F-ed. You’re talking about the Pinkerton corruption propaganda/ whitewashing the Union Busting with horrible violence and spying on political opponents as well as knowing when the confederacy actually began I imagine.

[@ryananthony4497]

Another anachronism of Legend of Zorro: President Abraham Lincoln, complete with beard, appears near the end YEARS before he was president or had a beard.

[@eastvandb]

Time travel was more common in pre-civil war America than people realize.

[@authorfarrell7161]

James's love and protection of the Zorro franchise is peak.

[@harriwithani9203]

I keep forgetting Maso is still a tram driver. Like James does this full time but this is still a side hustle to him Basically I would really like to swap bank accounts with Maso plz

[@PracticingPessimist]

Someone (not me) should combine all the bits of "Maso singing a line from whatever song gets mentioned" into one song somehow

[@noahgoucher2867]

I imagine Tom Holland would do really well as a swashbuckling character- he has the physicality for it, and it would be nice for him to get a chance to show it off without a bunch of CGI surrounding him- but obviously he's just not the right fit for Zorro. Maybe he would be in a Three Musketeers reboot or something.

[@angbald]

'Allo, me name's Aramis. I know I'm supposed to be French but I'm really just a little lad from the streets of Londontown.

[@hellfish2309]

Tom Holland would make a great stunt double for whomever gets the role of Zorro 😉… but I think he’s better off playing a Will Scarlett in the next iteration of Robin Hood

[@doublezeta2025]

Stop

[@CharcoalSparks]

Dartanian:)

[@Convoy00X]

He could be The Phantom.

[@Swineflesh222]

Wait Is Mason actually a Melbourne tram driver? Did I miss that beautiful piece of lore?

[@ivychan3721]

Yeah I don't know since when we know but he is a tram driver!

[@sethhurndell2092]

You guys need to listen to their podcast

[@sethhurndell2092]

I don’t mean to say that in a rude way either, just a really good listen

[@Jumbalia23]

This video is peak James honestly.

[@fatcatsgoneblack]

Videos like this are the perfect opposite to the slop he has to cover for the algorithm like Madame Web 😂

[@battleupsaber462]

In the newest Super Sentai series BoonBoomger, one of the main characters is a robot named "Bundorio Bunderas" This might be only tangentially related to the subject of this video, but i can't get over how a Japanese superhero show for children randomly named a fucking robot after Antonio Banderas. I need people to know about this. Shit's wild

[@rueblie2627]

You know, I completely missed that the first time round and I have no idea how he could possibly be related but given every other character name is a pun I can’t say you’re wrong

[@StewartFletcher]

I think Banderas was trolling people when he said Tom Holland. I mean, look at that little smirk. Zorro, you dog

[@MichaelTrice-ratops]

The classic 90s action series: Zorro, The Mummy, Jurassic Park, and Mission Impossible. Somehow two of these are the Rodney of Hollywood.

[@stellviahohenheim]

The mummy isn't 90's

[@HyraxusPrimus]

​@@stellviahohenheimYes, it is. 1999.

[@MichaelTrice-ratops]

@@HyraxusPrimus The Mummy, the Prequels, The Matrix, and NuMetal are all relegated to the 20th century. Maybe on a technicality, but a key technicality!

[@viktorschlatte9131]

the picture of mason in the train always makes me laugh

[@ellaisplotting]

It's a tram

[@philipsalama8083]

Zorro is one of those franchises I hope they bring back. Hearing about the Django/Zorro crossover and how it eventually died makes me sad. I hope that project gets revived.

[@iamalittler]

I hear you Gerudo Valley. You thought you could hide, but not from me!

[@arch1017]

As a devout acolyte of 'Transformers: The Last Knight Wasn't Supposed to be a Transformers Movie...ism', words can not describe my excitement when, less than a minute in, Nicholas Mason uttered the words, "I have a thesis."

[@killergrooves2438]

I don’t know why Netflix doesn’t make a Zorro or Four Musketeers movie with a big name actor. They keep making the same dull, generic action movies, but they’re missing out on fun action-adventure period pieces that were so successful like Zorro, The Mummy, Pirates of the Caribbean. And it can be filmed on a sound stage. Edit: 3 Musketeers. Damn.

[@reyson01]

I can't believe you made two videos about Zorro and how it inspired Batman, but never mentioned the Scarlet Pimpernel. That's where the inspiration for Zorro and many superhero characters came from.

[@TheNotoriousMrDee]

Zorro using a rapier is just awesome

[@bacaveonemillion]

Gael Garcia Barnal was supposed to be starring in one called Z, set in a post apocalyptic future, but it never got released, I assume its dead at this point, but it has an imdb page and there are loads of news articles about it.

[@zeywop]

really apprecite the gavin n stacy clips thanks guys

[@doodcruise]

Been watching your stuff for a long time boys, it's epic chat and editing

[@Dynas13]

There was a hinted picture from Ben/Lawrence at who they think should be Zorro in this toward the start: Diego Luna. I think that he is an incredible choice

[@Nolanthegardener]

Diego Luna as Zorro would be great.

[@rhysalexander182]

That polo jousting scene is straight out A Knight’s Tale, down to Rufus Sewell braking his lance so that it’s sharp now!

[@JoelsCollection]

You can't just bring up the color changing Zorro without bringing up the Zorro parody movie where Zorro's cousin does just that.

[@KristovMars]

I'm thinking the horse might have Hypercolour fur - they were popular back then right? Great product placement opportunity there - Tornado's hair by Hypercolor(TM). Downside of course is that the horse's pelt is just gunna end up changing colour where the Big Zed sits. If the sweat-stain pattern on my Hypercolour(TM) shirt is a guide anyway. Just a big ol' swash right down the spinal region. Looked terrible. On second thoughts, let's get a proper horse hairdresser to take care of it. Manic Panic or Revlon can sponsor it.

[@FoxLenar]

I love Maso saying: "A la fabrica de pegamento."

[@doedsstierna]

It was my favorite part of this year

[@Gallade95ss]

They're not wrong about the confusing names, I almost missed this one because I thought it was a reupload

[@ryanibarra4147]

how abour Zorro but everyone except Zorro is a muppet

[@Fyshtako]

I recently watched the first movie and was turned off the second because I remembered it being bad and reviews are generally bad online.. but once I saw you actually didn't mind it at the start of this vid I went and watched it and now watching your review. I actually really enjoyed it, the action was legitimately fun.

[@pamlegaspi]

The fact that i thought this was a re-upload of your previous zorro caravan of garbage ep is proof of how confusing the titles are

[@ivancampoo]

ITS GOT A BIG DRAGON ON IT JAMES WHATS YOUR FLAG GOT ON IT A COLONIAL FLAG AND SOME STARS? UNBELIEVABLE

[@Dorian_sapiens]

So true. One of the world's best national flags vs. one of the worst. Australia, and James by extension, got bloody wrecked here.

[@frankmartin2503]

Gentlemen, you should check out the portrayal of the Pinkertons in the Long Riders…

[@DenBlackwolf]

When I go to see a flippin' Zorro movie, there is no part of me thinking, "Oh man... I hope this was has divorce and sadness in it!". I get what they were going for, but it is a bad plot for Zorro.

[@dragonflyradio127]

Families are a very big Shazam vibes. Now that would be a crossover sorrow and Shazam. Like we didn't really get a lot of black Adam and Zorro. But like zuro could be black adam versus shazam

[@malebolgia8552]

Now that you have the Banderas movies out of the way when can I expect the George Hamilton Zorro movie to be covered? Tons of camp in that one that I enjoyed a lot back in the day.

[@TheSixthDoctor]

Well, SOMEONE on the editing team has been on a Torchwood/Doctor Who binge rewatch, haven't they?

[@johntonssen7231]

You new here? Laz been putting DW references in since day dot

[@TheSixthDoctor]

@@johntonssen7231Usually, I listen to the podcast rather than watching the KZbin video.

[@armbarre]

This is one of my fave CoGs. It cashes in on all of the Zorro love of the last episode in the funniest ways. I watched it once! Clicked like! Watched it again! Also the timing is amazing because my son and I watched this over the weekend and were both super engaged.

[@armbarre]

“This being legend? Mask? The one with the kid” of Zorro.

[@pedropablo7575]

I NEED MASON SPEAKING SPANISH IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO POR FAVOR!

[@TobyDeshane]

Honestly I didn't even realize they made a sequel. And I would absolutely have conflated the two films.

[@stevencooper564]

God, using the best song from Ocarina of Time for the trivia segment was perfect. Always love hearing it pop up in places.

[@DerekEvry]

From the Z to the O, To the double R-O. He's the dude in the mask from the barrio. With his horse and his mask and his big ol' sword. He'll cut your butt from a '52 Ford.

[@LincolnDWard]

oh my word - '90's "present-day" remake?

[@Lavolpeengreece]

Really wasn’t expecting them to both like this one. This was the first Zorro movie I saw so I love it.

[@JvS1711]

Perfect use of a grainy Maso tram driver picture. Enhance. Enhance.

[@michaelpopely4408]

Have to revisit these films.

[@Iamnotabotmaybe]

I’m sorry but Diego Luna from Andor would be a perfect new zorro idk how old he is but he is def younger than Antonio Banderas give him a few movies

[@Fyrmer]

Dude's 44, so he's the same age as Wilmer Valderrama who's currently attached to that new series James and Maso were talking about. And unlike Wilmer, Diego doesn't have any assault allegations being made against him.

[@hushthecipher]

11:03 such a specific edit i respect it

[@bmurdock-fq4ls]

I’ve long thought that Cristo Fernández, Dani Rojas from Ted Lasso, should be the next Zorro! I was surprised to see him playing an earlier version of Zorro in the new series, but he’s in it very briefly and it’s a total waste of his talent and charisma. He could play Antonio’s grown son, or just Antonio’s recruit. I think he’d a joy in the role. Also, I really think George Hamilton needs to make cameos in all Zorro movies. Maybe just in the background as an attractive old man in a cantina with a perpetually broken leg who’s always seen chatting up a woman. However, in every other appearance he’d have to play a garishly dressed old man who’s chatting up other men.

[@RichInMN]

Little known fact, many wines in this area, including at the location where filming took place, are made using a specially bred small sweet grape that is known by it's brilliant blue color. The film was shot during harvest season at this winery, which lead to the working title of this movie - "Sweet Grape"

[@DVJ-]

Does JAMES like ‘Zorro the Gay Blade’ with George Hamilton (1981)?

[@drjwww]

Though, yes, Tom Holland would be all wrong for Zorro specifically, he could probably do really well with a swashbuckler. He's got-- or had?-- the athleticism, the agility, the easy charm, the "dancer's moves" one would need for that sort of part. I can see Banderas's logic, even if he was overlooking the blatantly obvious.

[@frankcooke1692]

My favourite part is when he puts his arm around Rufus Sewell, shanks him in the gut with a broken plastic fork and whispers "Tony Hopkins says G'day".

[@kingfield99]

Top notch editing again fellas, thanks!

[@johnskrip7174]

I also thought this one is alright. It’s a tiny bit worse, yes, but I think it’s still solid. Also I love the bit where James is clearly about to say “Rudefus Sewell”.

[@aledseago8631]

Christian Bale is from Pembrokeshire, South Wales. I’d like to see Pedro Pascal or Diego Luna as Zorro

[@Molson-xg9hs]

Of all things that have gone after the Pinkertons…it was somehow genteel Hallmark Canadian Romance Series When Calls the Heart! Zorro’a rizz would destroy the widows of Hope Valley, btw.

[@etevenatkowicz9745]

When calls the heart is underrated. Wait no. It's... What do you call it when something is better than it needs to be without actually being good at all

[@luanagullotta6218]

One thing I love about this channel is for as much as you'll make jokes about being Trump fans or that joke a while ago that you were going to be manosphere podcasters, the bit at the end about the 70s Show actor shows how genuinely feminist and good you guys are. It's (unfortunately) refreshing and heartening to have a movie podcast where the two hosts are decent men.

[@rmobrienstreams1462]

from what I've read, there are no allegations against that actor but a lot of people started wondering after his Co star Danny masterson was found guilty of sa

[@Dorian_sapiens]

@@rmobrienstreams1462 This appears to be correct, from what I can find on the web. Even the article shown in the video at 17:40 says there are no allegations against him (interesting way to title the article, in that case). There's a Rolling Stone article from September of last year citing some pretty gross things he said in a Howard Stern interview that might have earned James's "fuck that guy". But there appear to be no accusations of SA or similar acts against him.

[@rmobrienstreams1462]

@Dorian_sapiens that is probably it then. but yes it was a very strange way to title the article

[@funnydepressive32]

Tom Holland is such a weird choice to be Zorro... Maybe Banderas has gone senile?

[@SeanA099]

I’m surprised they didn’t mention how much Zorro influenced Puss in Boots

[@andystealth88]

...It never occurred to me that Tony Amendola *wasn't* playing the same character in both. I didn't pay attention to the character names, so I have always just assumed "yeah, makes sense that he would have been all "but I'm a man of the cloth" to maintain some semblance of power (and especially safety)

[@graymyers]

I saw this movie (and still only this one) in the theater when it came out. I would've been 8. It's kinda crazy how much of this I remember. The guy getting the one drop of the stuff on his forehead and blowing up is so vivid in my head

[@SirAsdf]

8:28 OH to be a camera operator riding on the back of a miniature train going into a tunnel for a Zorro movie.

[@jasonschmucker]

Bring back Antonio Banderas as old Zorro and make Xolo Mariduena his protege

[@orinanime]

Thank you for including the Gerudo Valley music from legend of Zelda. My favorite piece of music from the series