The Life-Changing Way to Take a Dump - Daniel Tosh

Daniel Tosh introduces a revolutionary new sitting position for the toilet and wonders what would happen if Brad Pitt and David Beckham had sex. (Contains strong language.)
Original Airdate: March 8, 2011
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[@andrewkloha2595]

Daniel Tosh was ahead of his time

[@jaysmith2151]

He still is

[@misanthropic985]

How so?

[@dive6785]

ig?

[@monkfitz]

@@misanthropic985 brave joke for 2011 on TV!

[@Alr1ghtyThen]

@@monkfitz actually that was the perfect time to do it. It's right before social media outage became a thing.

[@richs2807]

and thaaats the way the news goes. that was fuuuunnnyyy...my goodness...this man is a genius.

[@laurastarbrook1308]

You had me at.. Life changing dump 😆

[@mikehurtt6513]

Daniel Tosh is the hero this PC society needs

[@Jux1401]

Many call him a dick but he is a mix of improv and truth on hus own situation in life. Makes a great stand up. Hope he does more specials in the future.

[@jd42305]

Wait, you think this is improv? Do you also think pro wrestling is real? This is a special, it's all pre written nearly word for word beforehand.

[@paulkelsey2458]

I hope Southpark paid him for ripping off his joke with their "reverse cowgirl" episode

[@internetj3r]

His mom dressed him for this special

[@Filipinoimposter]

I wish his stand ups were on Netflix

[@brendonkirk4487]

Why do you wish Netflix was paying him to be who he already is?

[@scottrmaynard]

I just miss him being aired on TV so we could see him more. He's hilarious! Miss Tosh.0

[@justinbinion394]

Paramount

[@patriciocorvalan1298]

Me too

[@morphorod]

2:30 is one of my favorite comedy moments. So funny to me.

[@AldoRyan]

I need to take a shower after watching this. But first, I'm going to take a dump backwards on the bowl.

[@jefferysmom696]

*So this shows today's date???...is he ever going to do another stand up...This one is 9 years old!!!*

[@Enzombie]

Mike H he did a special like one or two years ago I think, look it up

[@dive6785]

@@Enzombie people pleaser

[@FalseHoodx]

People pleaser is goooood

[@LucidDreamer54321]

When I worked as a nurse in a hospital, I was usually too busy to take a real break. I just got to run to the bathroom for a couple minutes. There were times I was so busy that I ate snack for while on the toilet. True story, but I wish it wasn't.

[@eligomez6760]

I literally mounted a toilet backwards because of him

[@yerfillinois8254]

DT should come back. His jokes are such eye opening

[@hypnotoad28]

I literally just said "that's fucking brilliant" to the sitting on the toilet in reverse bit. I literally lean on the sink in front of me sometimes.. Why had I not thought of this before.

[@meandnotyoudude5678]

Daniel make another stand up!!!!! you're tooooo funny.....

[@danielvolosin6614]

His stand up is masterful, too bad his show isn't...

[@hankhillsdisappointedsigh]

I feel like the interviews are always brilliant though.. he shines just casually interacting with the bizarre guests.

[@drshrimppuertorico8894]

The fact that people say Jeselnik is better than Tosh makes me question their taste in comedy

[@kennymos9007]

They are both brilliant.

[@Vipa567]

He's much funnier

[@SoulKingBK]

Tosh def funnier he's better at abstract jokes, where jesilnik is better at concrete formulaic jokes (think offensive knock knock jokes).

[@corrado]

someone as intelligent and articulate as Daniel Tosh still gets "couldn't care less" wrong, each and every time. Amazing.

[@scottareevesrecords]

Who is this unspecified someone? Daniel Tosh wants to know, so he can chastise this equally intelligent and articulate person.

[@AiNEntertainment101]

...thanks so much, Corrado! As someone who has never been in an English speaking country, I've asked myself SO MANY TIMES why some native speakers abuse that phrase like that. 😄

[@annab9691]

It makes logical sense both ways actually.

[@apex_prey]

That always ALWAYS nags me, too.

[@JavierFernandez01]

Dont flex your abs and push on the left side of your stomach until you explode. Yw.

[@jaysmith2151]

You had me at hello

[@misanthropic985]

Jay Smith herro

[@Thanos5]

I wished he did more specials

[@benoliver5593]

When tosh gets old he going to age like Norm MacDonald

[@Mr.Isquierdo]

Well norm aged like that because he had cancer. But I can see it

[@All-Hail-Gayle]

Who did the toilet joke first? South Parks Butters or Tosh?

[@art2bbart]

Tosh, Butters said it in 2012

[@vmundoortiz6105]

Always very funny never disappoints

[@owlofwisdom]

Watching this while taking a dump

[@llamaboy1991]

Me too, pimp.

[@clumsiii]

kinda wonder if he's nice at all

[@conniecutruzzula9199]

You are so funny, I can't believe I'm just hearing about you. Damn I'm hooked, I can't remember the last time Iaughed so hard I almost pissed my pants. Actually a little came out, had to jump in the shower.

[@painterpainting7056]

His intelligence ...

[@ArtSimpson]

i eat dirt

[@stardust5531]

Yummy

[@sycofya1677]

I drink mud

[@AinsleyTheBard]

Is it weird that i do the same thing

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

So Daneil , I'm thinking of.... *REPLACED*

[@11Elver]

Wot

[@kas7344]

Where your Netflix special

[@paleamigo8575]

🤣🤣🤣❗

[@user-kp6eh2wp3o]

What's up with his strange hand gestures when he says, 'You had me at hello, At 2:07 ?

[@Dasmoose15]

That’s him opening the email

[@kennymos9007]

This guy is a genius.

[@fredfreddy1502]

Love Tosh

[@gregormiller4037]

Hi Christina:)

[@Seethi_C]

How is this guy Gen-X?

[@supersaiyanzero386]

Daniel is 👍

[@tajtaj187]

awsome tosh

[@dive6785]

Furst

[@TheMuddyMilesTrain]

i was first, but you were furst

[@TheMuddyMilesTrain]

@Tenmil you forgot an emoji

[@agentsmith2399]

@@TheMuddyMilesTrain 😂

[@officialdonnygrimm]

That baby line tho 🤔 might be too much, I shared before I heard it

[@woodsmatful]

O the laugh tracks.

[@SampfanCresta]

Always funny👍

[@stardust5531]

Always funny

[@rootbeerdestroyer5909]

Second lol

[@119Agent]

Isn’t this Butter’s joke?

[@ehismichelle]

This man irritates me ... check how he down grades his wife😒😒😒😒

[@choppedandbobbed9729]

You stole this joke from South Park

[@efrainsaucedo3134]

This special came out 2010. The South Park episode "reverse cowgirl" came out 2012.

[@billtheone3467]

@@efrainsaucedo3134 lmao

[@bigdikbubls]

How do you not check the dates of both before making that comment ?

[@женяебеня]

Bit about his girlfriend was toxic

[@blue_waldo]

It's a joke 😂 he doesn't mean it

[@twistedkarma9574]

I pity you

[@thomasfritts5145]

You don't sound fun to be around

[@scf7334]

🙄