Daniel Solves Your Local Twissues - Tosh.0

[@embelkowitz]

“Alright ya little snitch” I love Tosh. He’s so funny

[@tintinismybelgian]

Sounds like an open secret to me.

[@jayprimo]

He almost made himself break character there, I laughed pretty fuckin hard at that one....🤣

[@cheesegyoza]

The man that was bullied by the councilman when they were kids actually got the last laugh, because that councilman had to resign.

[@austindougherty297]

Or perhaps he got what was coming for being such a prick.

[@turdchurner4012]

@Chris Benoit's Daycare That doesnt mean they've changed as a person. They could still be the same fucked up asshole in a high city council position and that's worse.

[@olakinrimisi6053]

@cheesegyoza do you have a link or more info?

[@cheesegyoza]

Ol Akinrimisi kzbin.info/www/bejne/hp7YqGR7Zalpea8

[@cqproton]

Chris Benoit's Daycare doesnt make them immune to the consequences lol if that was the case no one would *grow up* dumbass

[@youtube.commentator]

"im a virgin, technically" Press X for doubt

[@Nogdog945]

Ana Nimus X

[@snmbarbie666]

Unless you count all that anal

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

I believe it. She sounds like she never been fucked

[@sid2112]

XXX

[@DEATH_TO_TYRANTS]

X

[@2008tfe]

Alright you little snitch! . Lol hahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣😆

[@Remorsefullyhumble]

Is this the KZbin comment section ? ....NO it's Charleston.

[@Blazer6464]

No, this is Patrick!

[@patrickdolan8592]

...meh...

[@possumgames6921]

West Virginia or South Carolina

[@julianamaris1164]

@@possumgames6921 can I press and hold like to love this comment

[@julianamaris1164]

Tf Charleston I got swindled here n refuse to produce another child in the meantime

[@travisleonard4809]

All of these city council meetings take place in Pawnee Indiana.

[@TheGrandRevo]

I thought it was a comedy, turns out they were awfully close to the real thing #PawneeRulesEagletonDrools

[@goldengodbod7706]

lol

[@DCfreerunner]

Shewt up jerry (gary)

[@melissaivy7457]

lmfao

[@Asteelwaffle]

One of them took place in Lexington Ky

[@ryancarter2959]

Damn. So Parks and Rec absolutely nailed the hell out of these town meetings huh?

[@hutchtv7640]

"Lance, you're the one who shoved my head in the urinal!!"

[@moneyman295]

I love when people in power get called by their first name like it aint nothin it's gives me the same satisfaction as when someone goes "really nigga?"

[@mikepondo2549]

No. It was me who shoved his fat hvjvead in comode.

[@newthrash1221]

Lol

[@eljonny659]

Is this the Krusty Krab? “No this is Charleston”

[@ZzzZzz-fg9hx]

Try again, your joke was stupid

[@MisterRawgers]

Zzz Zzz literally nobody agrees with you lmao

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

@@ZzzZzz-fg9hx he has 33 likes. You have 0. Nuff said.

[@ZzzZzz-fg9hx]

33 morons.

[@marisollugo8735]

I laughed way to hard at this one

[@mz.phatbaldkat7839]

Tosh's Charleston rant cracked me up😂😂😂

[@starboy7318]

I was in Charleston SC for 2 months and I can safely say his bit totally made sense its literal shit

[@2thomask]

@@starboy7318 its all about perspective every one ive talked to loves Charleston but I also know people who love ny city but I hate New York city

[@ooferrell]

@@starboy7318 I'm from Charleston dude been here half my whole life LOL it's not as bad as everybody thinks it is but it's still baffles me when people praise it at 4 how good it is. Most people that swear by Charleston actually don't live in Charleston :-)

[@southrules]

2thomas k I live in hour away from Charleston and I can tell you that visiting Charleston for the weekend is awesome but living there is shitty. And it is definitely not even in the top 100 cities in the United States, I have traveled around this whole country

[@ws8061]

Guy was not wrong about Michiganders and Ohians moving down South and trying to turn it into Michigan and Ohio though lol.

[@microimp]

" a roadside memorial for some lot lizard" oh Tosh I fucking love you

[@Jaye3rd89]

"Twitter has ruined America" *video is cut off* Boy isn't that the truth lol

[@Jar0fMay0]

More like ruined the world

[@iam4610]

Daniel gets funnier as time goes on. Guy's awesome.

[@MrOuchiez]

Meh, although I still watch and (mostly) enjoy this show nearly a decade later, no season has even come close to the magic of the show's infancy. The first 2 seasons of Tosh.0 were some of the best things to EVER happen to comedy on television. They REALLY set the bar high! It almost feels formulaic nowadays. Hey, at least it's not the Big Bang Theory or an equivalently hollow and contrived sitcom that blatantly insults the intelligence of it's viewers.

[@gcade3974]

@@MrOuchiez I agree but I think Daniel himself is much funnier. He seems just overall much more confident

[@MrOuchiez]

@@gcade3974 Oh, I suppose I can agree with that. His last stand-up special was pretty damn good

[@tstan9713]

*his writers

[@mattenten]

T Stan Any effort at all please? You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about. Do you dislike Tosh? Then why are you here? Or, more likely, are you just one lazy, low quality troll?

[@lafilemea9279]

That Charleston bit was too funny.

[@maxwellcatlett3653]

I thought he was talking about Charleston, WV.

[@shangli8641]

Andrew Cannon he didn’t direct it at any race. He just made fun of the city’s history.

[@ooferrell]

Yeah I'm from Charleston myself man I've been here for most of my life and.... LOL anything that's relative to slave ownership is still here.

[@tylerv.g.6268]

@Andrew Cannon *hears about a town with a true heavy slave history* *gets pissed of at true history, rather than the people that did it* *also probably tries to preserve said history* WTF

[@tylerv.g.6268]

@Andrew Cannon its just funny to me that you can find Tosh (an offensive comic) funny but you cant take one joke about a rasist town that flaunts their racist participation trophies from the civil war. Are you even from there? Who are you trying to protect anyway?

[@Shinobi33]

The pack of lions tweet was the best.

[@forestnathaniel9715]

James Matthews yes these bicycle riders are outta control

[@rodbrickmaker4711]

He got that from Louis ck

[@imyouyoureme1533]

They fucking dress up in costume, try their hardest to go 15mph below the speed limit, and ride on the curviest roads while exercising their hope for an easy payout. They have serious mental issues. I think they all want to die. EXERCISE AWAY FROM CARS! CARS WILL WIN IN A COLLISION.

[@imyouyoureme1533]

I once had a bike rider tell me that if it has wheels we have to share the road, and that Bikes were there first. Lemme strap on my old Heeley's while dressing up in a skin-tight superman costume (because it cuts down on speed soooo much, which is necessary while casually exercising - obviously) and demand respect from cars.

[@bunzer.of.wunzerton2235]

They are everywhere I am not kidding

[@jeffharbaugh8683]

Going to City Council meetings (and emergency rooms) is a great way to improve your self esteem.

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

You don't wanna go there. There's sick people there. And at the ER.

[@ws8061]

I work at a Hospital and I walk through the ED waiting room anytime I feel bad about my life.

[@louisgraham9959]

Once in an ER i told a kid only girls go to the doctor for sprang ankles, sort of as a joke while his mom was in the bathroom. When she came out he was begging her not to tell anyone they came to the ER lol, she finally got it out of him what i said. She was soooo pissed. But to be fair, it had to fit with his existing view of the world for him to accept that so readily. I say it's her fault. When i was a kid, i would have said f-u.

[@jtm232556]

@@louisgraham9959 sprained*

[@Tonyhouse1168]

As is going to Walmart...

[@briguy808]

"Twitter has ruined America"...a fitting end

[@gabbyvg.9067]

OH MY GOSH! That guy reading snoop dogs lyrics had me ROLLING

[@DavidJohnson-ho3bz]

"no, this is Charleston...............you can tell because we still have one of our old slave auction blocks." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DarthSmirnoff]

Roadside memorial to a lot lizard. lol

[@vigilantaq3d267]

Yeah I f*cking heard it

[@Trainmaster909]

Is this Las Vegas Nevada? Party Central? No! This is Charleston. San Diego, California... No! This is Charleston. Beautiful Scottsdale AZ? All the great golf courses... No! This is Charleston. Sunny Isles Beach FL... glistening skyscrapers and more glam then you can take in. No! This is Charleston.

[@tonyattardo9350]

I appreciate the SD shout out. Hit me up if you’re in town I’ll buy you a beer.

[@pkoya341]

Wow I thought Pawnee was bad....

[@juugdubz2420]

You mean eagleton

[@fourwheelvehicles979]

The lake in nebraska?

[@jimmy-ts2fc]

I fell into the pit. You fell into the pit. We all fell into the pit.

[@ccortez392]

I’m still in ice town so chill

[@andrewcook1246]

For real lol. I thought it couldnt be that bad. This is hilarious.

[@practicalsurvivor693]

I live in Frankfort Michigan, you have no idea how accurate that Kalkaska comment is!!! Lmfao!

[@ChillyCows]

Tosh is wearing a pajama shirt. New trend next season.

[@CanItAlready]

Brenden Phillips People have been wearing their PJs to school and Walmart for a while now. Daniel's just finally catching up.

[@DannyDevitooo]

He’s cosplaying a jew

[@dantelles5714]

Looks like the shirt Chris farley died on.

[@willwills3509]

ImpalerGaming SCHMUL!

[@Paniro02]

It's called a seersucker jesus

[@RunningBlade2184]

As a resident of Stillwater, Oklahoma, the lack of a Popeyes is a serious issue. There’s also not a Dairy Queen here. Life is becoming more and more pointless.

[@evethez2267]

You need to leave that wasteland lmao

[@RunningBlade2184]

@@evethez2267 I did, it’s a college town so once I was done I dipped out of there. Currently living in a town with a DQ and a Popeyes, so life is good.

[@auhyr]

I'm from Gwinnett county GA. We do have way too many cycling groups on the roads

[@jacobroberts4441]

I live in Durham county NC and they ride my roads every day. EVERY DAY!

[@bsgenius22]

It's a plague throughout the whole country ~Tx

[@5683wyatt]

124 is the worest

[@forestnathaniel9715]

I hate it

[@austy_whasty7941]

The struggle is real

[@dailyadrenaline5530]

I live in Gwinnett County Georgia I can first-hand say that the spandex bikers are out of control

[@Ultimate_Power_]

Something tells me your a mechanic that lives in Duluth

[@russellngwinn6800]

They’re outta control in Pima County Arizona too.

[@Adub2045]

Bro I’m in Rome ga, I feel your pain

[@jessiealkaline]

Ben Dover it’s one to commute, it’s another thing to have 100 people on an 8mph joy ride taking up an entire lane in a busy 45 mph zone

[@rooseveltbrentwood9654]

Russell Nathan Gwinn Ugh the tour is the worst

[@faillblogkeyboardcat]

I don't know why I love how he says "You get it?" at 5:25.

[@tessshultz2676]

THAT STEAK AND SHAKE DOES CLOSE TOO EARLY!😡

[@random.internet.person]

I don't know why this clip got me so bad 0:26 his face was shocked 😂😂😂

[@williamallen9853]

As an ohion who lived in SC for two years. I can verify that 40% of the people I met there were also from Ohio 😂

[@redfishbluefish4973]

And about 30% are from Michigan.

[@IhateAlot718]

It's amazing how much people from Ohio live in South Carolina. Like why

[@john_toss]

The Charleston rant reminds of how Californians are moving to Idaho in droves

[@cade83642]

Amen brother!!! Had to leave Oregon 22 years ago for the same damn reason. Not sure where to go next, ideas??

[@chrisc.4857]

Charleston?

[@charlesdahmital8095]

@ 3:28 I am surrounded by idiots. Kalkaska, Michigan. Move to the edge of town.

[@rooseveltbrentwood9654]

logic!

[@ryansheppard4484]

Im from Ohio😂 im laughing at his charleston rant. It is so true

[@jkbenedict]

I am from Charleston and damn if Tosh didn't nail it! Oh, they call the slave auction block "The Market". Shiver.

[@noisemarine561]

Do they still sell things on the "Market Block"? Because that would be in bad taste.

[@drewmasker8605]

You’re going to wind up working in a coal mine- damn

[@angbuxton]

“squareymandering” im dying

[@Ottocide]

This may be one of his best clips yet, loads of laughs! 🤣

[@DCfreerunner]

"This is where they used to sell slaves" the only thing Charleston has that Malibu doesn't

[@desiree2desire]

I had to look up Charleston. Looks nice. 😂😂

[@donkeyhobo34]

I love you

[@ooferrell]

I'm from Charleston SC!!!!!! Lol. Its awesome here.

[@toohoney8674]

This was great because I watch city council Johnson County KSmeetings and they get so awkward all the time. Real good humor.

[@thecommonsenseconservative5576]

Same in Wichita

[@lowkeylowkey2186]

I still remember when Tosh.o first aired in 2009 I was in middle school and he became my favorite comedian I’m 23 now and I still keep up with his stuff Hahaha love this guy his jokes are actually very witty not like most shitty comedians who just be loud and idiotic. I put Tosh up there with Carlin and Dave Chappell

[@aliciahoverson]

The town meetings 😂😂😂 I'm searching for a compilation

[@pandajizz3384]

Bring back brickleberry.

[@evolvedtactics1714]

21* 😏

[@N..P..]

22* 😁

[@johnpliskin8759]

that show is 100% shock value, no actual jokes

[@Givadanger]

Paradise PD

[@jaylisted9714]

24*

[@abigbutterstick1780]

Stillwater, OK does now have a Popeyes according to Google😂

[@K-newborn]

thats like a taco bell in MX MX and not tj cuz they have them in tj

[@212x3]

Kalamazoo... That one cracked me up.

[@sassykaren8737]

I used to live in the mountains of Georgia and to get to the bigger cities you would have to drive over a treacherous mountain Blood Mountain (the reason fits the name). You would have those people with their spandex and helmets also riding on that road and with a lot of blind curves it was dangerous to pass these bicycles. So I can relate to the guy in Gwinnett, GA, and know how rude these people can be by riding in the middle of the road and holding up traffic!!!

[@patrickd1153]

Should have found Doug Stanhope’s epic city council appearances!

[@Hox4i]

Those three white dots though, made me believe that there something under my screen.......🤣🤣🤣

[@treylsend]

0:40 God Mode

[@jamesjoseph1249]

0:53 I love the guy who looks like he could be an attorney reading the lyrics to 'Bitches Ain't Shit'. There's an old woman in yellow (bottom left of screen) who cracks up at the end of it.

[@bradleypyne3533]

Had me die from Charleston

[@2ToTheDome]

This needs to be a regular thing

[@MrSpankee02]

May have been referring to Charleston wva , which borders Ohio.

[@TheReal_Pim_Tool]

That's even worse.

[@gmonroy852]

@3:46 exactly.....how dare you rat him out lol

[@christianmcmahon1029]

“Alright you little snitch” Tosh putting bitches in there places 😂😂😂

[@Savvymoon-]

Just missing the pajamas triangle hat with this outfit, toshy.

[@zf5656]

No joke, it took 3 deaths of kids to get sidewalks outside of the school where I'm from. I know someone on the board of county commissioners who advocated for it before the first death.

[@daveyboymus3621]

That guy reciting Snoop Dogg sounded like a Poet Laureate.

[@cityhawk]

Twitter has given us the permission to bitch about anything, no matter how petty or trivial the issues may be. Bless social media.

[@madisonpeyton9641]

I feel so bad realizing that some of the stupidest people are from Oklahoma and so am I 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@philthy.basement]

Madison Peyton 😱🤦‍♂️

[@youtube.commentator]

Don't worry, no one likes Oklahoma as it is so there's no reason to point this out.

[@trumpstroll7438]

Madison Peyton Yep, I'm from Bartlesville it sucks.

[@mahoney8001]

Relax guys. You forgot about Florida

[@nathansmith3681]

@@mahoney8001Agreed, Florida takes the cake.

[@PoeticProse7]

LMAO! Maplewood complaining about it's shape is hilarious! That thing looks like Minneapolis started a game of Tetris and gave up!

[@samuelwaymon]

Clayton Mo is a super high end part of St. Louis. Like the people who run Stl but are to good to live in the city are in Clayton. I just fixed some pipes in the basement of the Ritz Carlton there.

[@certl16]

Paul Saxon pretty sure those type of people live in Wildwood

[@samuelwaymon]

@@certl16 ya, there too. I've been installing a boiler in Chesterfield so I've had to drive through Wildwood on my way to and from. A bunch of yuppies. Not bad people tho.

[@guiltypleasures01]

If you wait tables, that is the absolute best part of the entire St. Louis metropolitan area to work. Do not hate on Clayton!!

[@shanghaichase7784]

"and I will give them the national platform they don't deserve..." Daniel Tosh you're my hero.

[@forgottenrealities]

Was that 3rd guy Fat Mike from NOFX

[@tripwire4727]

he dead bro

[@Supergoat76]

The lot lizard at 7:05 got me. 😆

[@wood_whippin811]

I agreee wit the Gwinnett GA, lance armstrongs have spread all the way to Clayton county GA they are so bold as to ride thru the hood now we have a real problem

[@3506Dodge]

He's right about Ohio. Things have been stagnant here for so long, the locals have lost sight of what is good in the world. They get excited about a new chicken shack opening in Cincinnati where I live, there is so little going on.

[@iAmJohn2004]

Bro really tho!... I know so many people from Ohio and I live in Charleston SC.

[@seth6200]

Fucking love Tosh he’s a gem in this bag of coal we call America

[@3milk207]

Yo....wtf did I just watch😂😂

[@coleozaeta6344]

Charleston

[@LandRunProductions]

Lawton, Oklahoma. Daniel, that’s a season worth of material in one city.

[@Satabell]

Greg Gay

[@DockJockShorts_76]

With new Tosh recognition ill tell Lance to change your name to Greg Gayest for Tennessee Vols Party boy Fayette county football bro club…and he will do it

[@williamcorbett5342]

Charleston does still have the slave market though........

[@Princeofknowelege]

I was there last saturday. Quality has gone down hill recently.

[@dustinmccarley6141]

Yeah it was way better 200 years ago Love django

[@austy_whasty7941]

McDonald’s and Taco Bell...?

[@sarahfrom9683]

alright you little snitch... 😂😂😂😂

[@xelxgatox]

Charleston SC isn't even the number one city in Charleston SC.

[@subliminalenterprise4062]

Are we still doing this segment? The Walmart in Dinuba, CA is a high school reunion...for every person that ever lived there... ALL the time.

[@jacencade4019]

Twitter hasn't ruined america It's put a spotlight on how bad the problem is. It used to just be Florida.

[@tc2241]

Those public forum clips were like something out of parks and recreation

[@KyleMoran626]

Gwinnett County? Rittz baby!

[@auhyr]

Dacula Auburn area here

[@stcpranks7568]

White Jesus

[@dailyadrenaline5530]

Duluth squad up!!

[@chrisyoung9496]

From Lawrenceville in Gwinnett county shout out Rittz

[@DanielBeers5821]

Grayson in this biii

[@danicota4147]

By far my favorite bit.

[@SpaceMissile]

"Twitter has ruined america-" true

[@Nazraq04]

Nice to see Austin get a shout out.

[@billyjacobs190]

Is this show still on? I haven't watched Comedy Central since 2015. Is Comedy Central still on?

[@Heathcoatman]

Right, because if you don't watch it, it must not exist.

[@Sk8boardpsych0]

@@Heathcoatman Well, it could have ended in 2015 like how Brickleberry ended. It's a legitimate question, just better to ask Google than someone on KZbin.

[@Heathcoatman]

True, or you could just go to Comedy Central and see. My response was also legitimate. Just because you don't watch something doesn't mean it no longer exists.

[@Sk8boardpsych0]

@@Heathcoatman He didn't assume it didn't exist just because he didn't watch it anymore; he inquired as to whether it was still on after years since he last saw it. On top of that, it was a joke if you hadn't noticed. You're taking a simple question and instead of answering it, you are using it as a way to insult the man.

[@Sk8boardpsych0]

@@Heathcoatman Even if the show was cancelled, it would still air and still exist. For that reason, your response was absolutely illegitimate.

[@thesweboy2873]

4 last Words are the best. And true.

[@JoybuzzerX]

My parents taught me to read. I taught my daughter to read. What's wrong with parents and not teaching their children some basic reading?

[@javoss123]

Can’t wait to visit Charleston, SC!

[@joshshields9155]

Only clicked on this because I saw Gwinnett county in the thumbnail

[@myang.13]

Same here since I have family living there. But I was surprised to see one from maplewood MN and that's where I'm from.

[@davidpowers5633]

Rittz...bitch! Ye ye yeuh yeah

[@fxrmike5145]

Memorial for a lot lizard

[@ajk9420]

Moreee power to the peopleeeee

[@smokinjoecool9370]

00:54 You know that guys raps to that song all the time. If he doesn't, he at least says that shit to his wife, when he's mad at her. He said those verses with so much passion.

[@ssskywalk3rrr]

It's illegal for me to live anywhere and, quite frankly, I'm getting tired of it.

[@jackmerlotdoesntliveherean9652]

Menominee WI banned my blood type which sux because that's where I keep my Debian NTP server.

[@alexjones4president]

Take out a politician before you go.

[@ericnortan9012]

I'm from Northern Michigan, and the Kalkaska girl is right

[@kevinw3964]

Charleston costs about as much as Beverly Hills these days...

[@kodiak6198]

What are you high on goofballs or something??? That's crazy talk

[@ricaivory6571]

In Charleston's dreams maybe 😂😂😂😂

[@kevinw3964]

@@ricaivory6571 Have you ever been there? Have you ever been any where?

[@ricaivory6571]

@@kevinw3964 oh I've definitely been places and Charleston ain't on nobodies radar. Like I said and American research done by the govt shows, Charleston does NOT cost as much as Beverly Hill's.

[@kevinw3964]

@@ricaivory6571 Its only Conde Nast Travelers number one city like five years in a row. Look it up. I.E.. the original complaint that everyone is moving here. Anyhow I would rather live in Charleston than any of the cities that Tosh listed especially fake ass Austin. But I still can laugh at the bit, and not get my feelings hurt.

[@PLAYERSLAYER_22]

and twitter literally gets hacked 6 hours before youtube suggests this comedy gold

[@mgmcd1]

No, there actually is a slave market in Charleston. They used to call it the slave market up to about 1990, then changed it to just market. And guess where it is? On Market Street. 🤓

[@jamesspiess5710]

Love Daniel! First time I've seen him drunk in a video! Awesome! :)

[@charlestoncooper5265]

The Gwinnett bicycle thing is for real let the lions out #gwinnettlions

[@Ultimate_Power_]

Something tells me you live in Duluth