The Life of an INTJ

#intj #myersbriggs #16personalities #shorts

[@jacklandy5704]

"What's the key to a person's heart?" INTJ: "A scalpel"

[@maryamasomewhathuman.7870]

Understanding how they think and what they like.

[@hpandpj77percy_jackson]

Like Hannibal Lecter

[@Wonder_Woman_Of_Pole]

I laughed so hard at this.

[@farfaraway4285]

The main reason for divorce is marriage so totally agree. INTJ

[@iiii4271]

💀

[@suburbohemian]

or are we ruling out failure...hmmmmm

[@WarningStrangerDanger]

I would sooner ghost anyone the second they're appraised beneath marriage material, and get started sculpting the ideal relationship out of the marriage material once I was sure Id seen enough. Sure, most marriages end in divorce, but of the marriages that last to the death, most of them were first marriages, and most divorces are had by people who have already had a divorce. Divorces go to people who lack vision and foresight.

[@user-rx7uh9mg4f]

The main reason for failing and exam is going to school so let's not go to school *problem fixed*

[@siwap3809]

thats like saying "the main reason for death is birth" - like, if you reeaaally stretch it, yeah, youre right, but what kind of reasoning is that? -INTP

[@Av3ax]

"I do not partake in mental combat with the... unarmed" love it ^^

[@SebsterMS99]

Stormlight reference?

[@storm1328]

It killed me ngl😂

[@stefanianoto4372]

Me. And you are annoyed by that.

[@jarintasnim2130]

Here unarmed means stupid

[@antoinette4995]

My favorite part 😁

[@golmaal138]

INTJ in hell with Satan: let's take over the heavens - I have a plan

[@ENFPerspectives]

Those UNTJ are dumb; you cannot compete with the Creator.

[@Pain544]

@@ENFPerspectives dumb ? You must have a different definition for dumbness... Nobody said going against the creator, nor did this comment. Other than that, many xNTJs tend to have a religion as well. Just randomly picking up some experience of xNTJs from memes or random 2-5 xNTJs and putting your whole theory on them absolutely isn't going you bring u a result even true.

[@abedelrahmanqudih4724]

I am out from here i don't work with losers

[@capsaicin938]

The other way around How to militarize heaven and make it a superpower able to defeat hell

[@AnaS-cm3mx]

@@capsaicin938 Oh no, INTJs would find hell a lot more realistic and therefore powerful. They’d use hell to manipulate the naïveté of heaven and absolutely squander its foolish standing.

[@anonygent]

INTJ in Hell: No, no, you're doing it wrong.

[@user-vs5qo9dv9v]

That's istj

[@anonygent]

@@user-vs5qo9dv9v The difference is the ISTJ would want Hell to follow rules while the INTJ would just want Hell to work _better._

[@user-vs5qo9dv9v]

@@anonygent As I leaned it, in the intjs mind there's no box, no right or wrong duality

[@anonygent]

@@user-vs5qo9dv9v As an INTJ myself, I say that's wrong, we're very much dichotomous in nature, tending to see things in black and white, but unlike the ISTJ's, our sense of right and wrong is internal rather than external, and our idea of right and wrong may conflict substantially with that of the general population's. Example: It probably wouldn't be hard to find an INTJ who approves of eating dog meat, even though it's an abhorrent thought to most people. Likewise, you could probably find an INTJ who is a strict vegan, even though most people don't consider eating meat to be bad as a rule. In both cases, you would have zero success in applying external pressure to the INTJ to change his mind because of the internal locus of control.

[@ACCER]

Satan: Why are you staring at me like that? INTJ: You're sitting in my seat.

[@jcortese3300]

I have known multiple INTJs who have independently and at different times each referred to their seven step master plan for world domination unironically, so yeah.

[@end4567]

This is so funny. I actually had a conversation with a friend about what I would do if I were to one day become a dictator.

[@burnyizland]

Imagine if we all got together. One side of me says we'd spontaneously combust after our brain powers converged and gained telekinetic powers because we would immediately realize everyone has a different idea they're equally sure is the best. The other side of me thinks we'd be off in one of Elon's rockets, searching for new life just like us while solving all of the world's problems in one neat equation we can send back to them, but we'd all know no one would implement, thus the spaceship escape. Either way it would be entertaining.

[@eusuntdracule3934]

I know an entj who planned a huge money heist and settle down somewhere secretly, he explained the whole plan for like 3 hrs. When we talk about it today he cringes and laughs at himself.

[@anonygent]

I don't know them, but theirs isn't as good as mine. 😏

[@muchanadziko6378]

@@eusuntdracule3934 could he sell it to me?

[@d73w80]

My best friend is an INTJ, I'm an INTP, the shenanigans and machinations we get up to are immense

[@astro_penguin_]

as an intp, i am envious

[@MrConroach420]

crazy you have a friend. mine never last long.

[@abbyanderbard]

"It's very impressive." I lost it 🤣

[@C-SD]

Same. 😂

[@muchanadziko6378]

"I don't partake in mental combat with the unarmed" literally sounds like something I might say

[@johanliebert6859]

" I don't take part in mental battle with the unarmed " thats so much INTJ type haha

[@mytypeofmind]

😂😂

[@StarkMagnus]

Aww you fixed the part where god was also labled "INTJ"

[@Pain544]

God was probably intj with Ennegram 4/7/9

[@1chienandalou]

I don’t want to ruin who God was, it’s one of his best videos 11/10 recommend!

[@annoymous_]

INTJ in prison is basically Michael Scofield

[@hanspz5505]

Doubtful. We haven’t all built the god damn prison to know how to break out 😂 I also always thought Michael was more of an INFJ

[@bentstraw827]

I cant tell you how many times i had to say that duringnmy lifetime "this is my normal face."

[@tatemitchell1479]

I love you INTJs! - ISFP 💖

[@Pain544]

Thanks... I guess? - intj

[@Tea12456]

@@Pain544 shh those are feelers..👀 we don't understand why the tend to do that but i guess they want to spread love and happiness.. but i don't understand why now .. maybe because they are feelers 👀

[@Pain544]

@@Tea12456 "Well, can be useful, supposingly!"

[@Tea12456]

@@Pain544 i do agree but i don't know what's in your head but i think it's something interesting 🤣🤣

[@Pain544]

@@Tea12456 Let's agree with the agreeableness and agree to see the future unfold with these 54 counter plans ready to handle them. 🤝

[@astro_penguin_]

"i don't partake in mental combat with the unarmed" 🥶🥶

[@T.Koetsch]

I don't know what that means💀💀💀

[@christineherrmann205]

I remember all these! Best bits! Great idea for a short!

[@asimplecadence]

Lmao the way you carried your face at the end with Satan is so real. That face is so correct.

[@jackasschicken5922]

Omg, thats so perfect. "I have been successfully arrested. Just like i planned" I always wonder as to how nobody can understand that!

[@DefinitelyNotAWatermelon]

My logic is that getting into a prison as an alleged criminal instead of a warden would immediately make other prisoners more willing to listen to and execute any plan I came up with, because being the warden would antagonize me in their perspective, while being a cellmate would make me seem more like an ally.

[@KuroiHato69]

I feel personally attacked by this video... Well done...

[@lovewho]

Good! ~ Nathan

[@mojyoqueen350]

I think a good summary of INTJ is what my friend said, when we were playing. -Let's play this game using charachters with same mbti as us -Ok, great idea for chelange! -Which one will you play? -This one, he is voted as an INTJ on this webside. -He is an INTJ? -Yup. -...That makes sence since he is a robot who threw away his own heart. -😑 Nice to know this is how you see me.

[@WSB_Common_Sense]

110010110001011011

[@Jcbryant123]

What game has characters the represent MBTI?

[@dannykilgore278]

My pick up lines are so dark …😂 like I already bought some chains for you or don’t worry my ex won’t show up ….

[@ethanmiles20]

as an ENFJ all my INTJ lovers have been my greatest Elysium and deepest hells all at the same time

[@hpandpj77percy_jackson]

Not hell. Correct form Tartarus.

[@Elodie_N_INTJ_Analyzes]

Totally it's not Mortal Combat, but Mental Combat, and too few people are armed for this.

[@burnyizland]

My brain keeps repeating MENTAL COMBAT in the voice and I'm not mad.

[@1chienandalou]

I’m ready guys!!! But I don’t meet any INTJs... I was about to go out on a date with one but I made a joke about being late to dates and he immediately canceled and hung up on me! 😂 - ENTP

[@Elodie_N_INTJ_Analyzes]

@@1chienandalou Yep, because we perfectly know behind the jokes it's the truth. People try to mask the truth behind something fun. You perfectly know you are often late.

[@biosciencegeek5057]

After detailed reflection of emotional turmoil this youtube short has evoked in me, I have come to the ultimate conclusion that my intrusive thoughts have been exposed and I feel somewhat unguarded and perplexed that I resonate so strongly to this.

[@lovewho]

If you would prefer me to not be crawling around in your mind, I can be paid to leave ~ Nathan

[@acousticsoul_4629]

We love you INTJs ENTJs :INFPs

[@AntiLGBT_SuperExterminator]

Aa an INTJ i thought it's only me who startes like that

[@DJEkilibrium]

Same, people always get scared lol

[@jakelawrence6618]

Not gonna lie it’s kind of fun to see their reactions 😈.

[@DUSTY_SUSHI]

I LOST IT at the pick up lines 💀 I can confirm we have a creepy asf inner monologue sometimes- intj

[@kraftmacaroniandbeez]

that’s fair respectfully, intj

[@johnknight9150]

I always knew Satan was Welsh.

[@QuantumNeutrino]

Satan: You're making me unconfortable... INTJ: This is just my normal face

[@Gaxi2]

00:54 So this is the reason people reacting like that. I would like it if you make a video for INTJ which teaches how to be more human or specifically how to not freak them out as it is really hurting me professionally and sometimes personally...

[@micahroberts8383]

My cognitive functions align well with the INTJ, sufficiently enough that I identify with the label now. The master mind stereotype, however, not so much. I do think strategically, and am skilled in debate (was asked to facilitate negotiations during our unionizing process quite a bit), but I'm entirely too talkative a person to ever get away with anything so complex as trying to escape prison. Telling God my honest opinions on ways their designs could improve, however... Yeah, I'm daft enough to try that nonsense, for sure. LOL

[@jenniferhanses7064]

I think you're not getting it. It's not heaven if I can't find flaws to fix. Otherwise its going to be boring.

[@maryamasomewhathuman.7870]

Maybe you're an e/I ntp instead? Or Isfp?

[@maryamasomewhathuman.7870]

You can take an mbti test on Google

[@micahroberts8383]

@@maryamasomewhathuman.7870 I don't think so. I've taken many tests and tend to get XNTJ or, rarely INFX. Looking at the cognitive functions, and having my partner be an INFP and very close friend be INFJ, I think INTJ is closest to me... I'm just talkative and smart enough to know that's a liability for trying to get away with a prison break, lol. But, yeah, I think INTJ is pretty accurate, over all. I'm also 37. When I was in my teens and early 20s, the NiTe was way more present and now my Fi is very developed, both because of age and being a therapist. In life now, my biggest struggles are nearly always Se related and I'm working hard at them and the MBTI cognitive functions helped a lot! So, that's why I think INTJ, mostly, which is fine... I don't need it to be perfectly accurate, just useful (Te, lol).

[@maryamasomewhathuman.7870]

@@micahroberts8383 oh yeah ofcourse that makes sense. Thank you for replying so thoroughly, that's really nice of you. And I agree, as long as it's useful.

[@ThisBeanTofu]

Satan: its freaking me out. I lost it there. Hahahahahahahahaha

[@cosmospray]

Love to rewatch it again 😂❤

[@whiteeye00__54]

Oh the Heisenberg stare i see?

[@Kutthroatkawaii]

😂 You did the Ni stare and endless Te criticisms so well 🤣

[@SUDI_04]

I've got a childhood friend who's an INTJ and it's hilarious how she's like this as well haha. I love INTJs they're so awesome ✨✨

[@redblue5868]

This was awesome.

[@rex70121]

The death stare!!!!!😂

[@justarandomdude.9285]

I've always liked the INTJ vs INFJ battle

[@DanielaRosenrot]

Your acting skills are good 👏🏻😁

[@addictwithariptide]

I am literally making the same face as at the end of the short. Very accurate.

[@julietellsthetruth4811]

Me and my RBF: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. Which is perfectly valid, since I'm holding a binder full of notes that are alphabetized and cross-referenced. And a set of blueprints.

[@PurpleZen]

😂love it as an INTJ

[@somerandomname3124]

I'm an INTJ and I actually brought up that statistic with my ex before, this was scarily accurate.

[@angkim3111]

IT FREAKS ME OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abesapien9930]

Let's just all admit they are the best of the 16 types by a long shot.

[@vibe3140]

Please the pick up lines is so true

[@C-SD]

I did not get married for 10 years. My now husband was just like *shrug* whenever. 😂

[@user-ut7hh3zb2f]

Proposals are supposed to be romantic. Instead I said "So. We gonna do this?"

[@crystalshard5830]

"This is just my normal face" 😂😆 ...is my dad 😓

[@seanbell1842]

This is actually so funny

[@nightwatch3889]

"I don't partake in mental combat with the unarmed" goes hard asf

[@BalanceLiveLifeYouLove]

Lol. An INTJ celebrity looked at me like he was thinking that pick up line.

[@tammys8711]

Big smile!

[@saberspeed77]

lol Prison Break

[@PoetraveRaps]

Lovely😂😂❤

[@englishmuffin7]

What am i doing here, I'm not an INTJ 🤣

[@HermesGirl]

Yes! Night made.

[@cameron.t]

Coming up with improvements that nobody wants to hear (but would improve things) lol

[@DaughterOfLilith08]

During an exam, 100%

[@mushroomfog2509]

Golden material

[@user-jf6si8ym3q]

I do little experiments on all my relationships with people to understand them better and it’s worked perfectly with my grandma.

[@naofuieu2477]

A true INTJ knows logically with heaven doesn't even exist at first place 💀💀💀💀

[@evesjeanz]

😂😂😂😂 not the jail break

[@mfermet2430]

That's stereotypical although funny 💀 lmao

[@skeleton2389]

When even satan is scared of intj

[@user-rk9sn9ds9g]

That look😂

[@suebludhaven3110]

accurate.

[@AVIVAFilms]

INTJ'S are the SORCERERS of the world ...and I'm surprised no one is mentioning it🤔 INTJ'S should discuss such more.

[@ruthsantos7955]

"I don't partake in mental combat with the ... unarmed. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Silly_Tree11]

I told a new friend that before I mustered up the confidence to start hanging out with them I told them I stalked them for a whole month before deciding to start hanging out with them.

[@nikolettavarga8351]

Haha yea i must correct every system

[@gigantoteodor]

bro would make a new prison break

[@fionap1663]

❤️🥝✌️

[@thissunchild]

Hilarious!

[@adrianbunea2006]

The INTJ pick up lines is sadly me... It hurts

[@HoustonsPsychicMedium]

I wuv you

[@Clairvoyant_D]

Me Asf !!! 🤣

[@roguex9469]

First of all don't call me out, second if you had edited the God and Satan skits back to back it would have been more efficient. Step 1: School exam Step 2: Police interrogation Step 3: Prison Step 4: Heaven Step 5: Hell after failing to communicate with God Step 6: Efficiency approved

[@emodante1084]

Based on 0:17 INTJs must have a lovely singing voice.

[@biancasinclair.]

The INTJ pickup line and INTJ in hell 😂👍

[@chrismclain4543]

I have 100% shared divorce statistics on a date. Lol all the facts

[@OracleKala]

I’m boyfriend to a T!!

[@maxxx2k]

Some things you just think and don’t say

[@adavanja5682]

Bwahahaha, great!!

[@aidyil]

Nah but fr tho. Whenever my friends are talking about relationships ive always whipped out the divorce rates are increasing. Check the states😂😭

[@obscurellepriscillatopin7506]

I do not think I could have put it better myself you know

[@burnyizland]

Now THAT is a compliment.

[@Roseviell]

Intj at funeral has a good hairstyle

[@shadowxx8867]

110

[@Irma0101]

I agree with the virtual funeral. I am sorry, but all the social obligations such as wedding, funerals, birthdays, anniversaries, memorials are so tiring due to the “duty” element embedded. If you’re sad or happy about someone die or marry, then it is natural to attend. But what if you are not?! You’re forced to feel something, or pretend to feel just to be “good guy”, so fake and for what? May be, you can gain some social networks from your “respect” for social cliches, but nothing will be true if the seed is fake. It’s better network with people you’re honest and truly like or need based on trust and not facades.

[@KxNOxUTA]

I cannot believe it. I keep running into Kylo Ren references EVERYWHERE. Like, in the most unexpected places. Why!?! (Well yes fantastic actor and all that but..... whyyyyyyyy!?!)

[@Longinthetruth]

I don’t partake in mental combat with the unarmed 😂😂

[@fqn3]

The devil once annoyed an INTJ and it was never heard from again.

[@oceansoflorewi]

Gremlins 2 the brain gremlin. So me.

[@najm5698]

INFJ and relate, sometimes...

[@xShizuma]

you feel too much

[@najm5698]

@@xShizuma how do you know... ❤️

[@dirkslifeadvice5339]

It's interesting how you say, " now that I've found my brother, i need to initiate phase 2 of the breakout. " In reality, the plan would be entirely in play, and there would be no spoken speech of the next step. Accurate, but not articulated.

[@digitaltrash_]

INTJ - robot in human skin

[@edwinferrer187]

666likes nathan you have called the mark of the beast

[@koukimonster6957]

Intjs are Fkn hilarious 🤣-entj