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@lunatree91395 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting since you posted INFP
@openrealm5 жыл бұрын
Scary accurate. 1. The coffee shop actually is run by the cabal. 2. I wrote English papers for weed in the early 90s, as many of us have.
@alphaalpaca77795 жыл бұрын
i feel so attacked by these sketches! oh wait... im not an infp! so i feel honored.
@sandybeach85965 жыл бұрын
@@openrealm Really...will you write a paper for me ;)
@jigishakumar61305 жыл бұрын
Pls do entp next
@magnumomg14274 жыл бұрын
Me an INTJ: I hate doing the dishes in this house. Also me: I also hate being the only person who does them right
@arandomgeek48763 жыл бұрын
This is so relatable. Who ever gets me as there partner in school is always so lucky because I do all the work because they can’t do it right.
@MsElizaRae3 жыл бұрын
Yes! 😂😂😂
@luci73313 жыл бұрын
SAME
@musitect3 жыл бұрын
Yuppp
@bemydruides3 жыл бұрын
Me too,I’ve gotten complements from how well I do the dishes.I hate it
@altitudeiseverything31635 жыл бұрын
“I wish I had a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign for my life. Well, I guess I do; it’s just my face.” - Best INTJ quote *ever* ! 😂
@analucialagos53905 жыл бұрын
SkiingIsMyHappyPlace Bliss so true
@alemon97275 жыл бұрын
I guess im a broken INTJ, my face isn't enough to keep away some crazy people
@calmyin70735 жыл бұрын
Well I can relate
@daizzdy5 жыл бұрын
Someone I used to work with asked me why I always have a mean look on my face. They said, "You're not a mean person but you always look so mean." I said, "I'm hoping it will dissuade social interaction." She stood there with a blank stare and then walked away.
@altitudeiseverything31635 жыл бұрын
daizzdy - LOL, I love that! Occasionally, people tell me that I come across as “scary” - I’m a 5’0”, 95 lb. woman - I just smile and tell them that I’ve spent a lifetime cultivating that persona. In reality, it *does* come naturally. 😈😉😎
@nochukyte2 жыл бұрын
INTJ's is the living embodiment of "Work smarter, not harder." quote.
@Von_DBL2 жыл бұрын
That’s why my outlook is full of scripts and macros that make the computer work for me so I can be lazy on purpose.
@rappfamyta Жыл бұрын
i literally always say that in class
@saraghenheoo1189 Жыл бұрын
I literelly say that to myself every situation
@SorasGarden Жыл бұрын
I am an INTJ and that has been my life motto since middle school
@MagelRangel-xx1hf9 ай бұрын
Same
@birb92544 жыл бұрын
My favorite line as an INTJ is: "your opinion is wrong"
@slayre14084 жыл бұрын
lmao
@melanie70714 жыл бұрын
Mine is, “Actually,...{insert correction of what someone just said}.”
@lunastariaspiritdiva86624 жыл бұрын
As an INFJ, my response is,: "Giggles, I couldn't care less what you think really, because I'm going off of my emotions, and my opinion is still mine regardless of what you say." "However, I do agree that you have a point, and my perception angle (feelings) will never align the same with your logic, so let us agree to disagree." :=p.
@anothernerdontheinternet4 жыл бұрын
Mine is "STOP!!!!, DON'T DO THAT!!!!" I also love "SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME AS I TRY TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE WRONG WITH PROVEN FACTS!!!!!!"
@Scrattah4 жыл бұрын
I like it because of the recognized absurdity, like “I know you’re allowed to think that but I find it deluded because x, y, z are being ignored,”
@majdolingal5 жыл бұрын
"I'm actually having a relaxing and peaceful time out here... No wait, it's gone. Your face just ruined it." YES. That's the lovely life of an INTJ.
@jenniferfrances87934 жыл бұрын
Me every time I go for a walk at the park lol 😂
@killing_potion66634 жыл бұрын
True xD
@hourglassss8904 жыл бұрын
Me at quarantine, When my friend appears on my front door
@fcbotieno4 жыл бұрын
INTJ concurs.
@trucuriousity4 жыл бұрын
Why are other people so annoying though? Seriously.
@epau66513 жыл бұрын
As an INTJ: When someone uses emotion to solve a problem or argues with emotions with no logical base to their stance or just says something irrational is immediately labeled an idiot.
@zee1663 жыл бұрын
im an infp and i hv an intj friend 💀
@Kimmy-Shortvids2 жыл бұрын
True 😂
@LavenderSkyla2 жыл бұрын
I'm an infp and have an intj husband. It's like a court room everytime my feelings and his logic clashes. I think he's labeled me as insane but loves me anyway so it's been working for ten years. We both like our alone time, and we've been able to have meaningful and uninterrupted alone time sitting next to each other. It's wonderful honestly. 😊
@janisjoplin28432 жыл бұрын
Preach, INTJ sister.
@vanessarosales20992 жыл бұрын
LOL, right! I’m like my good opinion once lost is lost forever.
@boopindemsnoots5 жыл бұрын
I think INTJ's favorite phrase is 'I refuse.' Love these!
@catorce90275 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Or my personal variation...I CANNOT!
@multifandomwantstochill5 жыл бұрын
Yes tbh 😂
@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_975 жыл бұрын
Rohan Kishibe
@seeker_of_lightning19975 жыл бұрын
@@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 DAGA KOTOWARU
@AlastorTheNPDemon5 жыл бұрын
I like to keep things as casual and low-key as possible with "No thanks". Diffuses drama before it starts and trivializes the request.
@oddlyanzie31105 жыл бұрын
Any fellow INTJ females here?
@claireleigh51585 жыл бұрын
I always get INTJ on the tests, but I'm still not convinced it's me.
@staleypharmaceuticals20715 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_975 жыл бұрын
@@claireleigh5158 the intuitive struggle
@hazeace_art5 жыл бұрын
@@claireleigh5158 same :(
@Iamkura5 жыл бұрын
Here.
@ssnightwatcher3 жыл бұрын
As an INTJ, these are the things I think but don't say out loud!
@carnivorouspiano23944 жыл бұрын
I’m an INTJ and my favorite INTJ sketch is the “getting arrested” one. “Officer, I assure you, I would NEVER commit a crime this sloppy. I can help you catch the real culprit though. As long as the advisory fee is high enough.” Literally me.
@vengoheim78104 жыл бұрын
Yeah if I were gonna get arrested, I would at least make the crime carefully planned out and... E f f i c i e n t
@philippebekkers32254 жыл бұрын
I definitely wouldn’t get caught. I also loved that one. I would react in the same way I think.
@philippebekkers32254 жыл бұрын
Mae many many times. I have a feeling I would get away with most crimes, but the good thing is, I’m not a psycho haha. Just INTJ things
@TaigaNatsuki4 жыл бұрын
Mine was the outdoor barbecue. “The only thing that would make this better would be it it were inside....and I were alone...”
@KZ-sv8kk4 жыл бұрын
If I were getting arrested I’d be like....OMG the real criminal is SO DUMB WTF lemme show you how to REALLY commit a crime
@namegone80355 жыл бұрын
I wont lie I'm here to help feed my narcissistic tendencies
@buchelaruzit5 жыл бұрын
Mood
@jacobwiren81425 жыл бұрын
Just another small step towards world domination. No big deal...
@EH_8884 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ethanlocke36044 жыл бұрын
The guy with a name Oh same here
@jessicarose92904 жыл бұрын
@@jacobwiren8142 of course. We are one step closer to Project Blow Up The Moon every day. ;-)
@desfleurs820 Жыл бұрын
As an INTJ girl, I can say we’re NEVER short on the sarcasm! 😌
@TheIT221 Жыл бұрын
Nothing like being the rarest female personality type lol (not personally female, just interesting to state)
@alexr61148 ай бұрын
And we do it so well without effort. Why should we waste a natural talent?
@lythd7 ай бұрын
ive never used sarcasm in my life
@NogrimStoneson3 ай бұрын
that's shocking...
@iprobablyexist16 күн бұрын
sarcasm? don't you even mention it.
@christianbh4 жыл бұрын
My only problem with the “intj in high school” scene is that I think it would harder to write a paper that gets a C than it would be to write one that gets an A.
@SlimThrull4 жыл бұрын
That's why you charge $20 and give the work to a C student for $10. You don't need to do any real work AND you don't need to write substandard drivel.
@zai87744 жыл бұрын
I also considered doing this but i always tend to do things the best i can so doing something "mediocre" just for the sake of the money doesnt look that appealing to me lol
@exitless4 жыл бұрын
lol this is so true
@brownin3294 жыл бұрын
You don't want to give it all away. Make them pay you for it.
@brownin3294 жыл бұрын
@@jellyfishi_ we can compute stupid. We see it all around us.
@canadiancitizen27324 жыл бұрын
INTJ - "I will run things smoothly and efficiently so I only have to work four hours a week" Can't tell if I'm being called lazy or smart?
@nijntje36014 жыл бұрын
Canadian Citizen #273 as an INTJ, I would say smart.
@13vatra4 жыл бұрын
Planned efficiency isn't lazy. That being said it does promote laziness as you now have more free time.
@drwizarrd44214 жыл бұрын
both
@gramcrackag63424 жыл бұрын
Smart, which gives more room to be lazy. Not necessarily lazy.
@skylinebayesian36624 жыл бұрын
This is way too true
@michi50784 жыл бұрын
As an ENFP I LOVE INTJs and their dry humor!! They can get crap done and keep us air heads in the right direction😂
@Von_DBL2 жыл бұрын
Stop putting your dishes everywhere 😅
@LDT7Y Жыл бұрын
My ENFP sister is the best. I'd be a workaholic machine 24/7 with zero social skills if I hadn't had her as a role model growing up! Would likely be dead now due to forgetting to eat/sleep/anything else. Keep on with your crazy chaotic overly emotional shizz! We need it. ; D
@Fdhndkd Жыл бұрын
@@LDT7Ysame, but I have an enfp mom.
@sabatheus Жыл бұрын
And we INTJs love you ENFPs. You guys are the best. Socially, you show us how we wish we could be.
@Cocoluv56010 ай бұрын
I have an ENFP dad lol
@aliyaha83755 жыл бұрын
as an intj, i straight up can’t stand how accurate this is.
@virtualkingdom8865 жыл бұрын
As an INTJ I can’t stand how exaggerated this is. And if it’s this accurate for you then everyday must be a gong show
@nickgior38495 жыл бұрын
I actually disagree with the airport one. I never forget anything when I go in a journey. I am very careful with those things
@virtualkingdom8865 жыл бұрын
Nick Gior well even I was taught at home growing up that it’s better to be safe than sorry. So naturally I’m a cautious individual. I have a couple friends that are INTJ as well and they’re generally the same in that regard
@nickgior38495 жыл бұрын
@@virtualkingdom886 I know and I agree with you. I tend to disagree with the fact that intjs have been stereotyped by some people as completely careless with the external environment. I also can't accept that intjs forget material things easily , for instance a suitcase for a flight.
@clemkadiddlehopper77055 жыл бұрын
@@virtualkingdom886 agreed. Aliyah just had on off testing day.
@devinbrines5 жыл бұрын
When you care so you put it on 1.5x speed instead of 2x
@FrankJames5 жыл бұрын
lol
@aliyaha83755 жыл бұрын
i despise the accuracy of this 💀💀💀
@rynar15865 жыл бұрын
dude that is pretty accurate
@hawk61435 жыл бұрын
I set 1.5x normally and set normal for this 😂
@ethanlocke36044 жыл бұрын
Lol I do this too. Unless it’s a music thing, then I play it on normal.
@Tihgjk2 жыл бұрын
INTJs are damn attractive when they're simply being themselves, no one can convince me otherwise
@redpandapowa2 жыл бұрын
You're right. -An INTJ
@Ximena3184w2 жыл бұрын
we are
@Tihgjk2 жыл бұрын
@@redpandapowa XD
@Kh0882 жыл бұрын
........ go on.
@Zyzz_Enjoyer2 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, stroke my already massive ego lmao
@yourflamingdeath23154 жыл бұрын
As an INTJ I believe in two things planning and vengeance.
@sushigooo80613 жыл бұрын
Why not combined to save time
@mollybascom30233 жыл бұрын
You mean...presents?
@rania20813 жыл бұрын
That's scary T
@nayelipages-matrajt94833 жыл бұрын
Failing to plan is planning to fail. Vengeance is fun.
@cdnmetelhead40133 жыл бұрын
So true. A guy pissed me off in high school. I formulated a plan that took 20 years to execute. The best part was when the plan was complete the guy had no idea that it was me that had #$^%#$ him over. Vengeance is truly a dish best served cold.
@kristijannemec67915 жыл бұрын
As an INTJ I can so relate to DO NOT DISTURB face and I did tons of projects and final thesis in high school for money.
@invalescence5 жыл бұрын
So did I.
@leguminous75645 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I (ENTP) made about 3k in total from doing assignments for people, and my ENTJ sister made even more. Think it’s an analyst thing?
@laineemaupin5 жыл бұрын
I did some for school currency in middle school and nicotine in highschool
@zjaivoncole72694 жыл бұрын
I almost got kicked out of college for that.
@sunnyd93214 жыл бұрын
I wrote porn for money
@blink26653 жыл бұрын
Q - Where do you see your self in five years? A - CEO of the company that will buy your company and increase profits a 100-fold. Yep that sound like me
@ChavsberryGaming5 жыл бұрын
Gotta say INTJ's face often is indeed a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign
@hahahahahahahahaa65804 жыл бұрын
I was once told by another girl that it took a week for her to talk to me because "I looked really scary and unapproachable".
@craig75913 жыл бұрын
@@hahahahahahahahaa6580 gosh same thing happened with me
@javierlandry72463 жыл бұрын
Yeah. One told me I had some force that made her feel nervous around me.
@greatwavefan3973 жыл бұрын
@@hahahahahahahahaa6580 Damn
@lexi29483 жыл бұрын
Same 😭 thank my rbf
@senjumikan1244 жыл бұрын
*"CEO of a company that will buy your company and increase profits a hundred fold."* I CACKLED THIS IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING I'D SAY WTH 😂😂😂
@cpav90622 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this and the waiter part are way too accurate 😱
@DionelaJanHaroldM Жыл бұрын
Same as an intj i love to imagining the mountain ranges with a ton of subdivisions owned by me 😂
@dietotaku Жыл бұрын
i prefer the mitch hedberg response of "celebrating the 5-year anniversary of you asking me this question."
@alexr61148 ай бұрын
I would never say this, but I might think something similar. I have no interest in owning a company, but I love besting others.
@chiaraafu45404 жыл бұрын
I am an INTJ (a female) people tell me I'm cold and insensitive in most situations. I can definitely agree with this video.
@mindyourbusinessxoxo Жыл бұрын
I'm an INTJ woman too. At this point I'm thoroughly convinced that it is a ploy to get us to let our guard down so they can manipulate us. Men never get harassed with those traits
@burnyizland Жыл бұрын
@@mindyourbusinessxoxoIsn't that maddening!? Last job I had I was on the phone in an open office and called someone an asshole under my breath AFTER I hung up with them. I got huuuuuge flak from the otherwise 100% male staff - "that's uncalled for," "you're getting out of hand," "somebody took their bitch pills," etc. Which would be fair in an office setting IF you overlook the fact that a man we worked with had, not 2 minutes prior, been heard screaming into his phone that he was going to "fvcking k!ll you, you motherfvcker," and then outlining the ways in which he would. Guess what everyone had to say to him for his behavior? Yep, if you guessed there were crickets chirping in the deafening silence, you're correct!
@mindyourbusinessxoxo Жыл бұрын
@@burnyizland grrr!!! Girl I completely can relate! It's so irritating and strange. I find myself getting a lot bolder and snappier as I age bc I hate being disrespected and thinking about what I could have said but didn't. I'm very caustic with my words when I can be. So I welcome any idiot that wants to try and "correct" me. 😂 I've been called the villain my whole life. What's one more?
@Alguém08006 ай бұрын
@@mindyourbusinessxoxo sou homem e já fui chamado assim diversas vezes principalmente por mulheres
@Alguém08006 ай бұрын
Vendo os relatos de colegas INTJ isso é algo mais frequente em grupos sociais do gênero oposto, provavelmente por conta da personalidade mais reservada do INTJ, ficando assim mais suscetível a ataques por ser visto em "desvantagem de número" pelos outros
@kolbabacryptid84695 жыл бұрын
You make me smirk at my phone. -INTJ.
@berrypatch55835 жыл бұрын
Infj as well
@PG-ny4en5 жыл бұрын
I just read that in a robotic voice. Oh wait that's mine. Cool. (INTJ as well)
@hannahdivic285 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@cccjfudhrhshbsahha5 жыл бұрын
Me as well
@Ephyne4 жыл бұрын
Stop mocking me.
@suzume3735 жыл бұрын
They just, thirsty to analyze the entire world
@V.Hansen.5 жыл бұрын
Thats it. You hit the nail on the head.
@EzonianGirl5 жыл бұрын
INTJ here - Can confirm this. We also like making lists.
@MonAhgasInsomniAroELF4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, yes.
@masteroogway63394 жыл бұрын
We’re fucking sluts for that let’s be real here
@zoeleclezio030519974 жыл бұрын
YES!
@georgecook51203 жыл бұрын
The wedding skit was spot-on. I'm always trying to maximize value, especially if I'm at something I don't want to be at.
@tinageekbeta Жыл бұрын
And this is why I just got married in the courthouse. $50 and only 15 minutes.😅
@adelinamarice58879 ай бұрын
We don't come enjoy life. We come to make profit lol
@desireez57405 жыл бұрын
The Illuminati comment is still one of my favorite moments in these. That expression and head tilt . Lol!!!
@The_Noblesse5 жыл бұрын
Lol.... is it an intj thing?
@desireez57405 жыл бұрын
@@The_Noblesse maybe so , but I know the type. Makes me laugh more than likely because FJs portrayal. I've seen other types into conspiracy theories too.
@FalconElaris5 жыл бұрын
@@The_Noblesse Yes, it is.
@Maria-gg5yv5 жыл бұрын
They do love a conspiracy theory... Ummm it doesn't have to be that deep all the time
@ianthompson314 жыл бұрын
I think all conspiracy theories are crap, out of all his jokes this one I actually didn’t get or feel like it was accurate.
@HumansOfVR5 жыл бұрын
*_Where are all the INTJs at?_* Edit: the comment section always feels so relatable
@ebuilder10125 жыл бұрын
Hello friend. Hello world. Hello internet.
@rayanalfadel59115 жыл бұрын
Yo
@invalescence5 жыл бұрын
Present
@KitsuNerezza5 жыл бұрын
Right here.
@wes12545 жыл бұрын
Greetings
@talkingtochapri Жыл бұрын
As an INTJ woman, that interview thing is soo real and I'm embarrassed 😅
@vgcc97235 жыл бұрын
Life would be so boring without us. Much love to all my fellow INTJs.
@null55734 жыл бұрын
Nah... Begone Te
@null55734 жыл бұрын
@- ambrose ok
@leech13553 жыл бұрын
@- ambrose At least we’re not an ISTJ
@whitneyd68273 жыл бұрын
@- ambrose I wish I could say you're wrong but I went on a second date with an INTJ today and I was honestly dumbfounded lol. If I wasn't an NF type I probably would've walked out. He went through his revisions on a presentation, gave me 2 chemistry lectures, gave me a demonstration of an alcohol burner, practically interrogated me about my field of study only to reflect his questions back on himself, and went through every single photo from a two week backpacking excursion with commentary and a story about a possible UFO encounter. The way these videos are so accurate like I just...
@Randomvideos2503 жыл бұрын
@@whitneyd6827 Holy fuck I was stuck between ENTJ and INTJ now i know im an ENTJ lmaooo
@blueyesfaerie5 жыл бұрын
"No wait, it's gone. Your face just ruined it." Actually me, every time I go hiking and see people.
@saltypotatochip47073 жыл бұрын
Same but because I have social anxiety and just looking at people makes me stressed
@antoinettenovella16303 жыл бұрын
I chuckled at this heartily - #Metoo ;)
@StephJ0seph3 жыл бұрын
"You cannot pair a white wine with a red meat" Customer: "But I-" "No sir, I will not allow it." That made me lose my shit 😂
@adamd91663 жыл бұрын
I'd be like "hey, you're the one drinking it, so long as the tip is good" lol
@involuntaryanalysis3 жыл бұрын
As an INTJ, and a chef, I have literally done that (culinary school, had to run a shift as sommelier.)
@cheesefondont15793 жыл бұрын
Same, it was the most accurate one for me, and gave me a really good laugh! I have almost had an aneurism discussing food with some of my friends from Northern England.
@avneesh62995 жыл бұрын
I agree to having thought these sentences, I just don’t say them out loud. There’s always this one person who wouldn’t understand what I’m trying to say and then there’ll come the dilemma of wether to reduce the entropy in his mind or save my precious energy.
@rryase4 жыл бұрын
At home I save energy. At work I have to make hard decisions.
@FruityHachi4 жыл бұрын
I’m scared of the backlash because in the past my “friends” betrayed me and ganged up on me for being blunt basically, because they were losing control over me and i started speaking my mind i just want to survive social situations and be blunt with people i can afford to, like my parents
@marialeon67653 жыл бұрын
I learned this lesson the bad way. I just shut up and swallow my frustrationion
@oscaro.3503 жыл бұрын
Yea same
@adamd91663 жыл бұрын
Exactly. As blunt as we are, mature INTJs learn to play the game lol.
@CypressKing4 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. Whenever my classmates ask me to write their essays, I always respond with: “How much are you willing to pay.” or “It’s gonna cost you.” Idk why they act so surprised whenever I put a price on my time.
@myewzek29134 жыл бұрын
lmao how could they expect you to write a frickin essay for free wtf, capitalism ftw cmon
@Joseh-le4yl3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@gea63452 жыл бұрын
LMAO ME TOO😭
@ajl22322 жыл бұрын
I used to do some for free. I was an idiot
@Gypsy_cheese3 жыл бұрын
I'v been watching a lot of videos about INTJ personality, no one mentions the sense of humour that we have even if we show it to a few people!!
@abcdefghijk89253 жыл бұрын
Dark & dry with a splash of wit! There's intj meme compilations on KZbin you might want to check out.
@abcdefghijk89253 жыл бұрын
And yes, only the people I really like get to see my funny side.
@Gypsy_cheese3 жыл бұрын
I will check them out. thank you Yes only people I "allow" to see my dark comedy side, it's part of privacy 😎
@Esabelle2 жыл бұрын
INTJs are pretty secretive about it. I have several INTJ friends and I LOVE their sense of humor (partially because it's the same type of weird as my INFJ humor😅). It just takes them a while to feel comfortable showing it. Sadly, since many have trouble earning INTJs' trust, many don't even realize they have a sense of humor, much less one so amusing. 😢
@Charlie-i3v5e Жыл бұрын
Mine is like sarcastic humour.
@user-324-v3e5 жыл бұрын
"I just ignored this for 6 weeks and I came in to see what the doctor can do" Whoops, I'm a medicine student and I feel offended, and... Can say this is accurate.
@alynnehira17944 жыл бұрын
I don't really understand that part
@nanaandig4 жыл бұрын
@@alynnehira1794 it's like ignoring something that's going on in your body but only going to a doctor when it's become worse
@monero_bully24124 жыл бұрын
@@alynnehira1794 The allopathic education that doctors undergo is controlled by the Illuminati.
@winterdragon5604 жыл бұрын
Well I am a nurse and I do that alot I ignore it then when it get worse I go to the doctor
@Helelena954 жыл бұрын
He said "doctor" because the vast majority are not real doctors only "medical doctors" which is not the same.
@missryecakes5 жыл бұрын
Me watching as an INFJ: "Ohh yeah I can relate to some of these" "How can you be so blunt and non-empathetic!" 😯
@belliejelli16425 жыл бұрын
missryecakes I just tell it as it is
@missryecakes5 жыл бұрын
@@belliejelli1642 I am like this too but only to people I know well (unless I believe someone is totally in the wrong and then I'll be blunt and share my honest opinion).
@belliejelli16425 жыл бұрын
missryecakes well yeah duh, I’m not just pointlessly rude. Honesty isn’t an excuse to be an asshole. I’m just assertive with calculation.
@earlonaweary91555 жыл бұрын
@@belliejelli1642 "Assertive with calculation." A very INTJ thing to say 😄.
@dafaazka1025 жыл бұрын
Intj have similar functions with us, that's why you can relate
@krista5843 жыл бұрын
All of this kind of screams "I'm not crazy or autistic! My mom had me tested..." - INTJ female here 🙋♀️
@kumaridissanayake92582 жыл бұрын
Sheldon 😃
@kumaridissanayake92582 жыл бұрын
But I thought he was an istj tho
@ga59572 жыл бұрын
True, my daughter is an INTJ and I thought she might be displaying early signs of autism when she was around 2 years, but then the pediatrician told me it was her personality... she was right. My daughter is 12 now
@Von_DBL2 жыл бұрын
And even got tested many times
@kenyaortiz3804 Жыл бұрын
@@ga5957 thats crazy!!! Cuz my mom thought the same!!! Even I wondered if I was too…
@starman23345 жыл бұрын
Writing this comment after deleting it 4 times, INFJ here.
@sassafrascal71025 жыл бұрын
KZbin lets you edit your comments so you don't have to delete them! It's a nice feature for the INFJ.
@timoplumper26625 жыл бұрын
So you already knew that you would delete the comment 4 times before you even wrote it?
@Lucianaa5 жыл бұрын
But the (edited) thingy looks so bothersome :'c
@Greg128395 жыл бұрын
Our close relative
@sandybeach85965 жыл бұрын
I edit and then delete later half the time :)
@Quawnks5 жыл бұрын
“I’m actually having a relaxing and peaceful time out here. ...No wait, it’s gone, your face just ruined it.” 🤣
@NogrimStoneson3 ай бұрын
lets be real, it should have been "voice"
@yunami5993 жыл бұрын
You guys are the best! And one of the very few types talking to actually isn't frustrating and boring. - ENTJ
@AtibaShaikh82 жыл бұрын
Love ENTJs as well especially because I am also fairly extroverted so my development curve is always towards saying whats actually on my mind, just like an entj :)
@MINIPRO275 жыл бұрын
Nobody: INTJs: *accurate* -intj
@yalda28975 жыл бұрын
Nobody: INTJs: As an Intj...
@thorr18BEM4 жыл бұрын
If nobody said nothing, then everyone said something. -intj
@echt1144 жыл бұрын
INTJs hate meme format comments. And most trendy cutesy shit.
@vengoheim78104 жыл бұрын
echt114 yep, especially no one memes and plot twist meme formats, for they are the bane of my entire existence. I do like dark, ironic or abstract memes though
@Mikigami3 жыл бұрын
You're not INTJ
@childish_old_soul5 жыл бұрын
I'm an INFJ but I watch these videos just to see Frank James again and laugh
@justgoogling5 жыл бұрын
COOKIES :3 me2
@angel_cat5 жыл бұрын
Me too. He’s so cute when he portrays different personalities too. It’s like, omgosh he totally gets it! I’m INFP tho. I’m allowed to say these stuffs without malice?
@childish_old_soul5 жыл бұрын
@@angel_cat He's the funniest when he's being sarcastic, and that's 90% of the time hahaha
@angel_cat5 жыл бұрын
COOKIES :3 Idk about it being 90% sarcasm but I really like when his INFJ is showing-in all essence of that term. LOL. His videos are spot-on. I just wanna say keep up the good work.
@soap56483 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives by the motto “Work smart not hard” the president one hit hard
@danika94113 жыл бұрын
I feel giggly 😂 What is it with us Enfps and Intjs?
@WhiteLily7772 жыл бұрын
))
@a.b98934 жыл бұрын
As a male offensive, I find this to be INTJ.
@simonkulcsar81564 жыл бұрын
This comment has so few likes, because only other INTJs understand how genious it is!
@stackk.1134 жыл бұрын
Truly INTJ joke.
@samreenmulla39264 жыл бұрын
👌
@bluesherbet27413 жыл бұрын
JAJAJJAAAJJJJA
@FalconOfStorms3 жыл бұрын
This joke should be on Rick & Morty
@graciamatamoros92825 жыл бұрын
Somehow I just start loving INTJs
@c.lurign39055 жыл бұрын
Gracia Matamoros why do you love is now
@rockybalboa64445 жыл бұрын
i love you too
@MM-te1kk5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they’re cute weirdos :)
@V.Hansen.5 жыл бұрын
Of course. We are adorable if you can endure past our salty exterior into our just as salty but also sweet interior.
@graciamatamoros92825 жыл бұрын
Lana Mandala I have a friend of mine she’s INTJ and she’s sharp, but I learnt how to live with her savageness
@soldyD4 жыл бұрын
Me as INTJ: my psychiatrist told me I should improve my empathy Family and friends: really?? Don't say!!
@NogrimStoneson3 ай бұрын
to a friends " im not exactly social" him " that tree is more social than you" i mean fair enough. when he's right he's right.
@heebygb10404 жыл бұрын
Me, an INTJ lady at Kohl's when someone mentions a nice Hugo Boss perfume: "No. Hugo Boss made Nazi uniforms." Things got serious way too quickly. The Illuminati comment reminded me of that instance lol. Even though it's true.
@ilhaaanmubarak86623 жыл бұрын
Omggg seriously I literally bought a bootle as gift 👀
@ChristinaFromYoutube3 жыл бұрын
Oh but they looked SHARP. Evil but SHARP
@lostathenian18365 жыл бұрын
Do the 16 types as Baristas!
@georgiewheldon74095 жыл бұрын
Objectivist INTJ OMG please!!!!!!!!
@wesrm15 жыл бұрын
I’m INTJ and I was a barista once. Ooh I wanted to strangle some people some days.
@abigailtaylor994 жыл бұрын
I am Intj, I worked as a barista for a year. I honestly can’t say whether I hated the all the passive aggressive valley girls I worked with or the customers more. Tips were cool tho only reason I stayed lol
@Jkm7fh3 жыл бұрын
I fully support this!
@sehersu.sarikaya2 жыл бұрын
"I wish I had a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign for my life. Well, I guess I do; it’s just my face." This sentence is literally ME. -an INTJ.
@SeanWainwright245 жыл бұрын
Thanks for showing the highlights of my life, careers, and relationships. I appreciate that you only showed the INTJ since any of the other personalities would’ve just been a waste of time and energy that we wouldn’t have concerned ourselves with anyhow.
@nesrinesth14 жыл бұрын
Excuse you
@antoinettenovella16303 жыл бұрын
Honey, that is not an INTJ, that's a Narcissistic Personality Disorder. There is a huge difference.
@Lipanj923 жыл бұрын
What the shit are you saying? You need some serious treatment.
@ibtesammirza73253 жыл бұрын
As an INTJ, I don't claim you.
@SeanWainwright243 жыл бұрын
@@ibtesammirza7325 As an INTJ, I don't think you understand sarcasm or humor. Please redirect your attention to someone that cares what you think.
@nurozata49525 жыл бұрын
This video's comment section is our place to feel like we're at an ENT..'s party. Except we dont need to pretend we are social. Now let's stare at commenters profile pics and assume their lifestyle
@brit1945 Жыл бұрын
INTJ female here ! The board games , soooo accurate! I Love us! ❤
@yvonned27815 жыл бұрын
So basically-INTJ is just a seriously pissed off INTP 😂
@jacobwiren81425 жыл бұрын
Sorta, we don't like making mistakes and we don't like taking risks more so than any other type. So, from our perspective everyone else is crazy and stupid.
@rryase4 жыл бұрын
So INTP is my good side? 🤔
@Ukitsu24 жыл бұрын
We INTJs rarely get angry. And when we do, most of the time we don't realize it.
@swarooparanipulmamidi99454 жыл бұрын
@@Ukitsu2 OK, I have to disagree I get angry way to easily Then again I'm still a teenager.
@solar0wind4 жыл бұрын
I'm an INTJ loving my life mostly. Sometimes I do get pissed, but everyone does I guess.
@noellenicolego27905 жыл бұрын
Haha. I can relate to that "I wish I have a 'Do not disturb' sign for my life. Well, I guess I do. It’s just my face". Super real. INTJ here.
@catherinecastle85763 жыл бұрын
I just gotta say Frank James is a such a great actor and so knowledgeable on this subject...I really enjoy watching all the personality types. Ok, I love mine best (the tests say INFJ/INTJ almost 50/50 every time) but, FJ is sooooo funny I typically watch even the E personality types...just so darned interesting and amusing! Thanks Frank 🤣
@melanie70714 жыл бұрын
There’s a bit too much truth to these. I remember when I broke my toe I went to the emergency room and when the doctor came in and asked what was wrong I said something along the lines of, “I have a broken toe, I just need you to go through the process of verifying so it can be wrapped properly and I can get crutches or a brace for it.” I’ll never forget the look on his face and he was even more amused when the X-ray came back. Very quick, efficient trip to the ER. 👍🏻👍🏻
@shepfanaccount5 жыл бұрын
I’m an INFP dating an INTJ male and this is literally him omg
@kathymcdaniel90324 жыл бұрын
What are you two doing together? I didn't think this would be a good match. 🤔 hmmm...., interesting
@Diaming7874 жыл бұрын
Kathy McDaniel Any mature type can make almost any other type compatible. In this case, the fact that both are introverted intuitives are enough. Both will respect space from each other and talk about abstract things. You see where this is going.
@Diaming7874 жыл бұрын
L̶a̶d̶y̶ Fox Ŵøłfæ I'm sure INTJ and ENFP would be very compatible, as long as both can accept each other with some opposing differences. With both having intuitive dominance (Ne and Ni), and both having Te and Fi (just flipped in order), it can work out. Opposites do attract in this case :)
@Apricot904 жыл бұрын
Same, girl! I'm an INFP and my date behaves and even looks like him, strong dark hair, big blue eyes.. especially with a suit on. How is your dating going so far?
@Nothing-iz6hw4 жыл бұрын
@@ladyfoxwf1075 i have a close friend who is an ENFP-A and i also have an ex-friend who is an ENFP-T. I guess i match with an ENFP-A because i'm myself is an INTJ-A.
@illapaSP3 жыл бұрын
INTJ at the shop, I would have said : "Yeah, it's cool, the decoration is harmonious, they have a good selection of drinks and they tastes pretty nice, though they tend to have a little too much sugar. But it's too crowded. Can I go out now ? Please let me out. LET ME OUUUUT !!!"
@adamd91663 жыл бұрын
"Well its coffee. They got that part right" lol
@annanebuko50245 жыл бұрын
Who needs more than one pair of clothes anyway 😂😂😂 I would be my reaction if I forgot my luggage in taxi) love from russian Intj ☺️
@staleypharmaceuticals20715 жыл бұрын
Finally someone comments on this. I agree. INTJ female.
@wesrm15 жыл бұрын
Something Henry David Thoreau might have said and he may very well have been INTJ!
@ABurningCandle4 жыл бұрын
INTJ would never forget their luggage tho XD
@staleypharmaceuticals20714 жыл бұрын
@@ABurningCandle Indeed. It would be accecptable to wear one outfit, or variation of, to save time. All black of course.
@kathymcdaniel90324 жыл бұрын
I love fashion, clothes, and shopping. So I would just go buy some more
@camo_33414 жыл бұрын
As ENFP im saying INTJ's are the cutest persons i've ever seen in my entire life 👀
@V.Hansen.3 жыл бұрын
*blushes *looks down "Nu uh" *smiles a little
@moonchild67933 жыл бұрын
Thanks lol
@exurosanctus3 жыл бұрын
As an INTJ, ENFPs are the most fun people ever.
@craig75913 жыл бұрын
*blushing*
@misaki90483 жыл бұрын
Did she /he said cute !
@elenak69342 жыл бұрын
I swear on every job interview I try really hard to resist the urge to say I’ll be the CEO of your company.
@Von_DBL2 жыл бұрын
We still understand the convenances. 😇
@DaydreamBeliever19974 жыл бұрын
INTJ is my favourite! I wish i had an INTJ friend INFP
@HaiyanWei-k7o4 жыл бұрын
Hello
@리시나몬4 жыл бұрын
Hi we can be acquaintances
@nananananessi4 жыл бұрын
i have 2 infp bestfriends, quite fun hanging around with them but when they start talking abt heart and feeling shits damn feels like the end of the world
@deltaf.20054 жыл бұрын
I actually have one.....but the thing is she's not my friend, she's literally my mom-
@리시나몬4 жыл бұрын
Lamp lmao
@hollyp.88495 жыл бұрын
My incredible 2 seconds of voice acting as Girl at Coffee Shop...Meryl Streep who? 😎
@elliem.94085 жыл бұрын
Omg there is a legend among us😱😂
@wesrm15 жыл бұрын
Well done!
@rupee37643 жыл бұрын
Another relateble INTJ personality. We never want to lose on an arguement or in a debate.
@fvm8906 Жыл бұрын
It depends on how mature an INTJ person is and how evolved. If the other person lays out the bare facts and his or her logic is flawless to an INTJ, many INTJs would not only graciously accept "defeat", they would respect that person who beat them in an argument/debate and most of all, learn something new to increase their quest for knowledge. 🙂
@stephasvest6844 жыл бұрын
“This coffee shop is run by the Illuminati” This is so me. I can see the conspiracy in everything 😂 drives my ISTJ hubby crazy
@justme88412 жыл бұрын
well its true. i can proof it, if not i shut my mouth ^^
@strangerthingstoday2 жыл бұрын
Just curious, do you think INTJ and ISTJ are a difficult match? Or rather preferable?
@franglais-riders Жыл бұрын
@@strangerthingstoday I am INTJ married 30 years now to an ISTJ. Works very well for us. We complement each other in many ways and somehow ground me. I know I can spend too much time “in my head”. I have seen people calling ISTJ boring but being anything but boring myself it works well between us.
@edenelston766811 ай бұрын
My husband is also likely an INTJ but won't take the test because what is a test going to tell him he doesn't already know...
@libbylabeau765 жыл бұрын
Your portrayal is so good I can often tell it's my type before you even start talking
@sheralync58542 жыл бұрын
lol "do not disturb sign is my face" is hilarious. As an INTJ female, when my "do not disturb face" is turned on, I get a good eye work out rolling them when someone says "you'd be really pretty if you smile" I also love the "you must be in task mode" comment from my husband when I'm totally absorbed in a task, he interrupts, and I look up with a complete Mr. Spock emotionless face which seems to intimidate him and causes him to quietly back out of the room. So, I will be married for 35 years this year...what kind of guy can put up with an INTJ female for so long? My INFP husband, who I still don't totally get or understand LOL
@ThunderMuhffin5 жыл бұрын
I'm an INFJ lady here and INTJ men have always been my weakness.
@RaedenMartinez5 жыл бұрын
ThunderMuhffin infj with an intj husband here. lemme tell ya..... it works ;) don’t see this pairing often enough though
@Dark-iv3gm4 жыл бұрын
INTJ male here. By "weakness" you mean.... 😑 I got it.
@insaneomen254 жыл бұрын
My female is an INFJ and the complementary behavior of both of us is very nice to have. I do not deal with emotions well and she does. She does not deal with tough calculated decisions well and I do. This is why I am marrying her because I can honestly not stand anyone else enough to entertain the idea of being together for life. She is the best part of my life.
@kathymcdaniel90324 жыл бұрын
INTJ female here and I've known 2 INFJs personally, my sister and my son. The only thing that I don't like about them is how much into the fantasy world they are. I can't stand that world. Dragons, unicorns, and mermaids aren't freakin real!!! UGH!!! Lol
@RialuCaos4 жыл бұрын
As an INTJ male I definitely appreciate INFJs from what I've seen, though I don't believe I've had the fortune of personally meeting one.
@RedViper915 жыл бұрын
I'm loving where you're going with categorizing the personalities into it's own montage 😍
@Malpercio973 жыл бұрын
I was watching this, then I looked in the mirror. Frank really nails the INTJ expression man lol
@jacobwiren81425 жыл бұрын
I'm INTJ, my brother is INFP. We love these videos and we need more for all the types please.
@AlastorTheNPDemon5 жыл бұрын
"I'd love to help, but I just found a condition which suits me better, so unfortunately I cannot be of assistance right now. Thank you, and have a nice day."
@TerenaTCloud3 жыл бұрын
I'm an infj that's dated multiple intjs and this is painfully accurate 😂
@carlosjosejimenezbermudez92554 жыл бұрын
My wife took quite some time figuring out that more than half the time I was smiling it was actually a sarcastic smile as a stand-in for a mean comment I had in my mind.
@hannahkennedy46342 жыл бұрын
Oh shit. I hope mine doesn't ever find out.
@JMMJK5 жыл бұрын
LOVE IT! I love these comedy sketches, I hope you will continue them.
@Midnitethorn Жыл бұрын
My BF is an INTJ, and 90% of this was just things I hear him say on a weekly basis. 😆
@phillugares48885 жыл бұрын
Aren't INTJs the best? My fellow INTJs would agree 😅🤣
@marshagonzales5935 жыл бұрын
"this coffee House is run by the Illuminati" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAO
@anajuliadelimarathke30993 жыл бұрын
as a infp, i can say, i absolutely adore all intj
@saraheo945 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this sketch came out on my birthday. As an INTJ, this is so accurate. I literally said to my mother "I refuse" when she asked me if I wanted to go out for my birthday.
@tabithaclark5035 жыл бұрын
Hilarious as always. Love your stuff!
@KuhiChr Жыл бұрын
Unbelievable! (1:14) 😂In fact, I said to my supervisor, "I assume you know, this company eventually dies". I can't give any details of course... She said yes, highly possible - so, we're ok, I guess.
@fatjesusonbike12764 жыл бұрын
Many INFJs date INTJs so I wanted to check this video out. And now I understand. Ya'll adorable
@Von_DBL2 жыл бұрын
Did you say adorable?
@fatjesusonbike12762 жыл бұрын
@@Von_DBL Yes
@annakoronkiewicz3295 жыл бұрын
The sketches - quite relatable actually. As an INTJ, I really missed: ...as moms, ...on a sick day & ...in autumn in your highlights though
@an33y3 жыл бұрын
*gasp* INTJ would never forget their luggage in the taxi
@BurgundyandBlue11115 жыл бұрын
I hope I am not that mean and crazy....maybe I am. I didn't have a nice, lucrative business writing reports in high school, but people for damn sure kept asking to copy my homework or for answers to a test. I didn't go to the doctor until I was near death once, even though the original symptoms surfaced 8 months prior. I just looked at couples' profile pics on Pinterest and sized them up as human beings. I smile more than that INTJ character and, when I do decide to show up, I know how to have fun with people (even though it is taxing and I have to go re-energize later). Great compilation!
@snitestifanos98013 жыл бұрын
i always get leg pains but never went to the docter until i legit couldnt walk on it one time lmao ur not alone
@sighanblossom57213 жыл бұрын
Exactly,👍
@MrsLadyPerez5 жыл бұрын
You skipped over my favorite one😭😭 I love the roommates one where my personality type freaks out over someone coming over.
@moigifiza2 жыл бұрын
INTJ actually slap you with an attitude; cynical, confidence and outrageous.
@victoriaalli-johnson38055 жыл бұрын
INFJ here with an INTJ brother I tend to apologize to people over my brother's bluntness 😂 And yes the DO NOT DISTURB face.... So epic!!!
@someonerandom7135 жыл бұрын
Lol, my INTJ friend did that exact thing in high school.
@lostathenian18365 жыл бұрын
My fellow baristas all bring me their college English papers, which I do for them in exchange for whatever tips they make that day.
@someonerandom7135 жыл бұрын
@@lostathenian1836 We found a pattern! :D
@maryouuuumma3 жыл бұрын
as an intj, this is a great way for me to boost my ego. thank you for proving the fact that I am the best personality type to grace this earth.
@maskedplayeralex26934 жыл бұрын
As an INTP, I love seeing how similar, yet different I am to INTJs.
@dinamiles58463 жыл бұрын
@@ezpz4646 why would you need an F
@user-pk5pl7ox1e2 жыл бұрын
Pls explain how the both differ. I'm interested to know
@omaxshendy57322 жыл бұрын
@@user-pk5pl7ox1e your name substitutes for the missing question mark? -INTP humour #we all the same.
@mapylopez48254 жыл бұрын
"I Refuse" I felt at my very core lol
@zsazsadinter41962 жыл бұрын
The hotel, travel, and wedding ones are so me. I survived two weeks of travelling in Spain with a backpack…I only brought 4 shirts and I still have no idea how I managed it
@liveinpluto73555 жыл бұрын
You are missing their death stares 😂😂😂 but still cool