Rojo Rollers: Straight to the Basement

[@imrpovking845]

Missed the real final step: disband and never return

[@NTRWL69]

Minty Maniacs 2022 the redemption year! Woooooo

[@nickb7089]

This was exactly the video I needed today. Thank you!

[@djchilly186]

As one of the 8 Rollers fans, I have to unfortunately, yet undoubtedly agree that everything in this video is true in every sense of the word. (Being a rollers fan is nothing but agony)

[@Phillip_Patten]

Actually it is 7 because the old one died

[@mkduddy4376]

I couldn't agree more, #RojoCaliente

[@reddstar-starsir]

agree (never ending pain)

[@cokedudebestmate7099]

*pain*

[@EpicUniqueWill9]

Not anymore (Thank Goodness)

[@MChuck-]

It's too late to disband the Rollers. They've been in the league since the beginning and they're not like the other bad teams. Sure, they're the worst but for every qualifier you know they're there and you root for them to make it into the league, unlike the Kolbalts, Bumblebees, JJs, Snowballs, and Primary. Not saying that those teams aren't likable they just don't have the loveable losers feeling that the Rollers do. Like the video and I'm hoping you'll consider doing a video on the Thunderbolts one of the Top teams in 2016 to the forgettable team to have finished on the podium.

[@marbleperson]

6:25 but the fact is they already have a "red number 3" (Rojo Tres's name translates to red three)

[@patring303]

When I first learned about and started watching Marble League I watched almost all of previous games too. Immediately fell in love with the Rollers because they looked like a good team just having bad breaks. Now all I wonder when watching them podium in the first event or two is how are they going to finish last in the games?

[@MyRegularNameWasTaken]

While the Rojo Rollers are consistently lower-half, I don't think they've earned the BASEMENT status of the Limers and Pinkies. They usually manage to be a few spots off the bottom. Lifetime performance taken into account, the next team to get cut should almost certainly be the Snowballs. The only active team with a worse average performance in events is the rookie Solar Flares who are still finding their footing.

[@jttank5578]

Nah they are basically the Jacksonville Jaquars of the Marble League. They will never win and they will always be in the back of the pack. But they are not as bad as the Pinkies, they are basically just there lmao

[@porygon0842]

The definition of basement is not getting into the league they did that 4 years in a row.

[@legendarywiimaster]

The Solar Flares are like the Charlotte Bobcats but better The Snowballs are like the Sacramento Kings but even worse

[@Squabe_GD]

there in the BASMENT

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

Nah nah NAH. Wrong, the next team to get the boot isn’t snowballs. They did a little too well in Marbula One and they managed to host a season. Next on the block is certainly Team Primary, their drought has lasted since 2017 and thanks to that one shit teammate they haven’t done great in M1.

[@aaronpaulobautista4693]

Just finished rewatching the Team Primary roast video and it was a nice surprise to see a new upload. I've always been indifferent with the Rojo Rollers but I wish they don't get cut soon because maybe, just maybe (but probably not) they will redeem themselves somehow and pull of a 2020 Minty Maniacs season. I'm supporting Team Galactic and the Gliding Glaciers and I don't see that changing for as long as they participate in the Marble League or Marbula 1. I really hope Gliding Glaciers don't fall victim to the 3rd place curse or become inconsistent like the Hazers (which are still a good team nonetheless).

[@alexgreen8372]

I am sooooooo excited to go OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORANGERS! In the 2022 marble league. Looking forward to your coverage. Love the videos. Thank you.

[@laurencebrown3822]

Who will win M1S3? I don't know. Who will finish 5th? Starry and Team Galactic.

[@aaronpaulobautista4693]

All things considered, 5th isn't a bad placement but it can be quite frustrating as a Team Galactic fan knowing that a podium finish is within reach.

[@Oceanics-y1i]

I needed this today BADLY. Thanks Thesaurus

[@mariosin3256]

“Am I using that term correctly?” “You really aren’t.” “Damn it!”

[@danoconnor9733]

I wanted to watch it!! You got one fan. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@sixtyfour7081]

oh god here we go :( 2022 edit: if the bumblebees auto-qualify we're screwed

[@edugj23]

Fortunately to them, the upcoming expansion should bring a few years of entry list stability.

[@PaulSmith-hn6yu]

The Rollers remind me of that Joe Pera bit about the Buffalo Bills. Rojo Uno is only doing it so that their fans are reminded that there are more important things than marbles, like family

[@PaulSmith-hn6yu]

The bit in question: kzbin.info/www/bejne/baSoealjnrClj7c

[@ChickenGeorgeClooney]

When I first saw a JMR video, I picked three teams to root for: Orangers, Midnight Wisps, and Rojo Rollers. Two of those teams went on to win the Marble League. Then there were the Rojo Rollers. I am still devoted, but it is rough.

[@thedamagewillbecontrolled]

They were teachers! I’m studying to become a teacher! I was destined to love this team, and I curse my luck every day for it

[@jeffarnold7029]

The Rojo rollers, turtle sliders and limers are the little Timmy's of marble sports

[@sudheer8745]

Oceanics: blu Pinkies: pink Snowballs: white Together they make: _the unimarble of nubs_

[@ExhaustedElox]

The Marble Dino is back at it again! 😄

[@thatcreativeguy999]

@1:32 I did not see the turtle sliders 👍😎

[@ThesaurusDinosaurus]

The Turtle Sliders have never been to the Marble League.

[@ThandrieDavis]

4:45 actual cackle lol

[@anishraja9655]

Good on you Thesaurus. Thank you for supporting Red No. 3. I am personally a Ghost Plasma fan, as with Team Momo, but Red No. 3 has always been and will always be a marble. May he win another Marble Rally.

[@limecreeperthegamer7658]

Rojo Rollers and Limers are my two favorite teams.

[@Neonman69420]

Rojo rollers can't just be worse than literally Limers, I guess! Rojo rollers in basement Limers in the inner core

[@TheBlank8234]

Reminds me a lot of zefrank. Guessing you've seen a few of his videos?

[@leduckduck]

Rojo rollers more like Gojome rollers

[@benhulbert5746]

How do you feel the pinkies are doing In marbula one?

[@MyRegularNameWasTaken]

19th place has 350% of the score that the 20th place Pinkies have. Honestly I'm proud to say that I think the Pinkies have improved.

[@1069KLICFM]

I used to be goated with the sauce, but antibiotics cleared it up.

[@geoffbschneider]

Somehow the rojo roller did pretty good in 2016 and somehow 2023

[@marbleperson]

I would love to take lessons about JMR. There's another A* for me 😂

[@legendarywiimaster]

Why does Thesaurus Dinosaurus have the worst aging takes?

[@pearl3scent]

It's even worse. M1S1 only had 16 teams so they were 21st and 23rd out of 32. API made Miss Murder. Rojo Rollers sleep with Miss Mediocre.

[@TheAFLHAWKGoat11]

The words of the wise don’t think do. It’s an Australian thing thesaurus. Go hawks

[@jacksongladwish1572]

I became a rollers fan when I started watching the channel in 2020 and I have experienced more agony then fans have had watching their team since like 6 years ago they are so unbelievably bad in the qualifiers on the triathlon we could have done something but we got second to last in the last event making us not qualify it’s sad and I say us in the showdown well suck anyway

[@falcon1378]

What’s your opinion on my savage speeders going from top tier to mid in less than one season?

[@thefunnybinaryman]

now THIS is cheese

[@calwere]

Hazers fan here!

[@geoffbschneider]

Rojo dos got double 6th place finishes after rojo unos 5th

[@fireyfan25]

They should be coached by RN3

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

This is not one of the usual Marble Roast Videos as its usual in yearly order instead of not being in yearly order, also this is the first time that you've ever talked about the Marble Rally athletes on this channel.

[@pcphotography6587]

well well well

[@lovelyambs]

Did you go to evergreen?

[@juliee.7072]

I'm an O'Ranger to the core but I really wish some of the lower ranking teams would get a chance to shine. Teams like Indigo Stars and Solar Flares come in with a whimper and go out with crickets and I miss the Jawbreakers so bad. I miss the Limers fans causing havoc on the course. Seems weird that little glass balls have consistent results, I hope none of them are using illegal substances.

[@RobertoLimaYT2]

2023… And the Rollers are now suddenly bad at being bad…

[@EricB256]

Loco Rollers is more like it. When they finally qualified for Marble League in 2021, they did absolutely nothing with it, finishing P16 out of 16.I guess this can be seen as an improvement in light of what happened before. Marble League qualifying with the full roster of 32 teams sure is going to throw up some surprises (pun intended?!) Regarding the other teams on your short list, BOC seem to be doing rather well again in Marbula 1 after their abysmal performance as the hosts of Marble ManiaX. The Rollers' score of minus 3 was under-scored by the BOC at that tournament even with minus 8, at Domino Bowling which turned out to be the best moment so far for *drumroll* The Pinkies. I do not want to spoiler how they are doing in the current M1 season. It's surprising to see your short list must be getting longer instead of shorter with the creation of each video. Red No.3 should create his own team for Marble League. If Crazy Cat's Eye can do it, so can the goatee. Call it the Number Crunchers and feature differently numbered and colored pool balls and you have a recipe for success. But I guess the 32 slots for 2022 Marble League qualifying are probably all secretly taken already by the Marble ManiaX reams.

[@samuka6163]

The Crazy Cat's Eyes are not affiliated with Crazy Cat's Eye. The Crazy Cat's Eyes (the team) were used in photos hoots for one of the Marblelympics logos, and inspired by tales about the SMR competitor training nearby, they began a Marble League team.

[@EricB256]

@@samuka6163 That's interesting. I really thought it was more like Räikkonen Robertson Racing, being co-owned by Kimi Räikkonen but apparently, it is not.

[@Zixivyxity]

yoooo

[@Playthedrumsgirl]

To Be Honest I know that The Rojo Rollers aren't the best team in JMR history but that's no reason to think they go in the basement, they may be bad but they are good teams and atleast they are better than some teams but I do agree that Team Primary Sucks But atleast I don't make hate stuff about them) all i wanna say is that the Rojo Rollers aint that bad maybe the ROJO ROLLERS will rise from being bad to being decent like The Gliding Glaciers. Kind Regards Me.

[@Playthedrumsgirl]

also KC is correct

[@Playthedrumsgirl]

and i agree that the Rollers are kinda Trash at JMR but no reason to go hating them.

[@Playthedrumsgirl]

also it was probably the Coach's fault well when he got fired the rollers did very well

[@ItzAppleXL173]

I like the Rojo Rollers but they have been painfull to watch cause from what we've seen recently they aren't good at anything, atleast some teams are bad at some things and great at other things, for example Raspberry Racers are trash in M1 but great in ML and Kobalts are trash in ML but great in M1 (or atleast from what we've seen recently) while the Rollers are just trash in basically everything, that been said, i hope they dont retire anytime soon

[@summersky4396]

CCE > ORANGER’S no cap

[@kirstencoker8610]

Cap

[@TrickiVicBB71]

They should stay retired