The Literally INHUMANLY Bad Driver | Tales From the Bottle

[@Qxir]

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[@ridanann]

An Garda siochana is the Irish being optimistic it's beautiful should be encouraged every country should adopt it. it's an Ethos closer to Robert peels original idea basically you have a hipster police just look around the world it's a better solution then randomly shooting racially profiled people.

[@JJJackson777]

he should've had the black 8.5% karpackies not the flag 5.5's

[@renerpho]

What happened to your Twitter account??

[@uncle1886]

Settle this for me man. Couple things….lol. 1. “Sup or supps” isn’t a thing. 2. The IRA fucked up long ago, but are chill now and so people are fine with them. 3. England can suck a big one 4. Connor mcgregor disrespected an old lady in Ireland recently-ish, so now you all hate him 5. You all have a a literal comedic gene. (Mighta made this one up)

[@wilhelmpokrandt5191]

Read Adam R comment! Make tge T-shirt ill buy one!

[@p1ksel.]

As a polish person I have 2 things to say: 1. I burst out laughing the moment you revealed the drivers name 2. I don't feel offended, but those were some really nice cars

[@adamkrawczyk9261]

yea facts, Honestly I want to see more videos about polish things

[@morbiusv5857]

@@adamkrawczyk9261 and don't forget the cars, there were very nice

[@igorino1767]

Polish here, I am honestly curious if at 3:05 he just thought fuck it and mumbled something that most would consider "probably Polish"

[@iphgfqweio]

MAREKK!!!

[@Forgiveiolord]

@@adamkrawczyk9261 qxir clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGiuh52FmNOibbM

[@MorbidMindedManiac]

After seeing “Ireland’s worst driver”, I for some reason thought that Qxir got so mad at a driver while in traffic that he made a video on it out of frustration

[@polcie4147]

definitely something qxir would do

[@poopkiler2768]

that would be amazing

[@TheBoredDude1000]

So, is he a bad driver?

[@revenevan11]

That crossed my mind as well!

[@AshKetchum442]

super specific call out post

[@AdamR2137]

As a polish person I absolutely need a Prawo Jazdy t-shirt with this little dude and his car

[@umm589]

Still can’t believe the guy is fucking called driving license

[@theirishfaerie]

🤣🤣🤣

[@2degucitas]

So, how was Qxir's polish pronunciation?

[@Selmarya]

@@2degucitas good, its actually not bad -but I'm literally podlaskie-

[@MsRosiecat]

Me too lol 🤨

[@NoName-ik2du]

I was once hit by a driver from the French-speaking part of Canada. After the accident, I had to contact their insurance company to get a check for the damage to my car. I got a copy of the police report and found the name of their insurance company listed as "SOCIETE D ASSURANCE". That's French for "INSURANCE COMPANY". I was not impressed.

[@thehobo00]

They probably were also from Town City and went to the University of College, where they majored in Smart Studies and took a minor in Thinking

[@SevenSixTwo2012]

It meant Societe d'Assurance Automobile du Quebec (SAAQ), which is essentially their DMV. The SAAQ are the ones who issue car registrations, driver's licences and handle the "no fault" insurance for physical injuries sustained in car crashes. It is a provincial government entity.

[@NoName-ik2du]

@@SevenSixTwo2012 Oh, that's interesting. All these years I thought the cop had just mistakenly written down the title block from the guy's insurance card. (For what it's worth, I did end up dealing with an actual insurance company in Canada to get the check to fix my car. The guy who hit me was operating a commercial vehicle, so I ended up contacting his company to get connected with their insurance.)

[@SevenSixTwo2012]

@@NoName-ik2du Yes, that's how it works : property damage is regulated through a private insurance company of the driver's choice, whereas bodily injuries are always handled through the SAAQ (Quebec government). Glad I could clear it up for you. 🙂

[@YunxiaoChu]

Lololol

[@HitBoxMaster]

>The Gardaí received the satirical Ig Nobel Prize in literature in 2009 for the mistake, but did not attend the award ceremony. The prize was accepted by a Polish national who had received a traffic violation in Ireland.[ This story just keeps getting better lmao

[@thesilentangel8299]

Her name is Karolina Lewestam and her Ignobel speech upon acceptance was hilarious 😂😂😂.

[@YunxiaoChu]

Haha

[@cyanideinmycereal1077]

"So why was the worst traffic offender in Ireland Polish?" We're damn good at what we do.

[@iloveyoushima]

Coming to other peoples' countries and making them worse?

[@cyanideinmycereal1077]

@@iloveyoushima Yos.

[@SpySpy080]

Out of Context Moment.

[@jankubiak3218]

@@iloveyoushima Love you too...

[@cyanideinmycereal1077]

@: Yos

[@resyrum5301]

You should call them the guards inconsistently in future videos, that way you annoy and confuse the maximum amount of people possible, something we should both find very agreeable

[@lancehoward3990]

yes, and only those of us up to date on qxir lore will understand

[@Forgiveiolord]

@@lancehoward3990 qxir clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGiuh52FmNOibbM

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

Bro, that shit's wack!

[@jtgd]

@@Forgiveiolord i dont give a shit beech

[@JTA1961]

Athefumen

[@maowcat1587]

Reminds me of a story that happened somewhat recently in the US. You can buy "vanity" license plates here in the US that allow you to make your license plate say whatever you want (after approval from your local issuing government). A man decided he would name his license plate "NULL" and somehow it went through. Incidentally, that's what Police would write whenever they forgot what the license plate was, which caused the man to rack up tens of thousands of dollars in fines from vehicles he never owned in locations he never visited.

[@renerpho]

Ah yes, the classic "zero vs. null". Like the time when the Strava fitness app listed a buoy off the coast of West Africa as the location of one of the most popular activity events (that buoy sits at coordinates 0°N 0°E).

[@NSLikeableHuman]

It likely isn’t what the officers wrote (“null and void” sounds like something from contract law instead) but instead a common kind of software bug. NULL is usually a special value in a database referring to missing information. A program usually handles these specially, like a user interface leaving a checkbox unchecked or a search algorithm ignoring the row, that depends on the business (or agency’s or…) needs. A programmer likely didn’t handle the special value correctly and instead used the textual value “NULL”, which obviously will conflict with the actual number plate with the same name. Every database system allows a programmer to handle NULL specially, and treat them differently than the textual value “NULL”, and here they (accidentally) didn’t, hence the software bug.

[@maowcat1587]

Right. What I _meant_ to say was null would be entered into the database when a police officer didn't write anything in that field.

[@craigmurphy1204]

I'd say he deserved that, for getting a vanity plate in the first place.

[@Mynameistux]

I've heard a version of this where he got NOPLATE, which was the default entry used when a plate couldn't be identified. Same deal, he got hundreds of tickets every week, and had to get a new plate

[@alexbrown1050]

I laughed so hard when you started showing pictures of cars as an apology for generalising over their love of cars, 10/10

[@degiguess]

Irish people calling them "the guards" brings me so much joy cause it just makes me think of medieval guards

[@Paddyman8869]

We call em the shades

[@mrtommygunwhite]

I mean I guess it's just like the Canadian mounted police Would make sense 100ish years ago but most of them drive cars these days

[@madness8897]

In the parts in italy up north i often visit they call the police often times la guardia or more often the carabinieri which are almost seen more often then the regular police. The carabinieri pretty much swarm everywhere down in the venice, lombardi and sud-tirol region.

[@Kyuschi]

in france they're called "Les Gendarmes" which literally translates to men-at-arms so that's possibly even more medieval lol

[@palomaelegante]

​@@Kyuschi here in Argentina there is a division of police called like that. I guess it is because a big part of the argentinian population has Italian ancestors

[@AidenRKrone]

To be fair, "Prawo Jazdy" really does look and sound like a genuine Polish name.

[@jos_meid]

Not enough letters.

[@dingo-gorditas]

@@jos_meid _Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz laughing in the distance_

[@lordwunglerbeckett]

It really doesn't I can't think of one polish name ending with an "o" Male names usually end in a consonant and like 99.9% of female names end with an "a"

[@thebossman9176]

@@dingo-gorditas Address - Chrząszczyrzewoszyce Powiat Łękołody

[@blackroberts6290]

im pretty sure the guards would use any text in a Polish DL as long as it's writable

[@Subpar1O1]

Being in a car with a bad driver puts the fear of God in you but it's worse when it's a friend and you don't feel like you can call them out on it. I've been in an accident before, no-one was hurt but I can safely say my mate was nowhere near Mr. Jazdy's level

[@jamesrussell2936]

I can call them out.

[@rjmac3001]

I'll call homie out in a second. And im the one that usually does 80mph in 55mph on the highway, but id never do that with someone in the car or lots of other cars around me.

[@Forgiveiolord]

@@jamesrussell2936 qxir clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGiuh52FmNOibbM

[@DaimyoD0]

Y'all might be a bit too polite lol. If you are tailgating, and I'm in the car, I'm gonna tell you to get your shit together. I've had arguments with new girlfriends over it. I've told friends they're putting themselves and strangers in danger needlessly. Personally, I don't really feel all that bad about it. It's not a matter of skill, it's a matter of care, etiquette and regard for the safety of others, all things I feel comfortable criticizing.

[@superbad8008]

Them being a friend makes it easier to call them out though 😂

[@theFLCLguy]

One thing that I hate is when a bad driver thinks because they've never been in a car accident it means they are a good driver. I was in a car with a bad driver and she sped up to beat a yellow light. Even though she was going 50mph+ the light turned red before she got there. She nearly hit a car causing the person to swerve out of the way. She still thinks she a great driver.

[@dickus3987]

Well if that happens to me I would immediately get off and cut my relationship with her because she clearly doesn't think or consider others

[@davidmoore1253]

My favourite is the story of the old lady who said she'd never been in an accident, but had seen dozens!

[@Forgiveiolord]

@@dickus3987 qxir clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGiuh52FmNOibbM

[@Saltience]

Those who are good at what they do know everything that can go wrong. Those who don't know what they're doing don't know how much can go wrong.

[@richardhobbs7360]

theres a perfect skit from Family guy, I think, where, I think, an Asain female driver does Asian female driver things and they don't get caught up in the ensuing crash, just causing it to happen around them

[@ThaiFighterYT]

Funny thing is, the drivers-licence mishap happens to me in the USA. They wrote my second name as my Hometown.

[@ccandrew111]

Interesting about the Irish police being the “guards of peace”. In Welsh, they’re called the “Heddlu”, with “hedd” being the Welsh word for peace

[@HülyeLó]

In Hungarian they're called "rendőr" with "rend" meaning order and "őr" meaning guard

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

The full word "Heddlu" actually means "Peace Court", although the modern Welsh word for court is llys, not llu.

[@Ozuhananas]

IT's pretty common to call them "Gardiens de la paix" in French, meaning exactly that, Guardians of the peace. It's not their official name though, just a pretty common way to call the police forces

[@phishetf2783]

As a polish person I really appreciate you saying "Do widzenia". It really takes bravery to even attempt such a feat

[@daphenomenalz4100]

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[@krashd]

@@daphenomenalz4100 Da.

[@audiolover]

Do svidania 😁

[@roippi3985]

tak.

[@yocats9974]

Why? It just means "goodbye" according to google translate

[@Hunterrion]

The joke at the end made me burst out laughing, thanks for all the good content.

[@megastoejoe]

You have to admit that is a pretty efficient way to define an action.

[@unicodefox]

I thought the joke was gonna be on the lines of it being OK in England, but not in Ireland. (Along the lines of people trying to claim their first amendment rights in Canada...)

[@FlexBeanbag]

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[@FlexBeanbag]

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[@hullinstruments]

reminds me of the “Q-tip Cotton swab” mastermind criminal who had killed a bunch of people including police, and performed some of the most daring and successful heists and murders, For years and years without being caught or seen by anyone. Turned out to be a lady in the factory making the cotton swabs…. The same swabs used by the forensic investigation teams…..Contaminating all of them… Which made her the most “prolific criminal“ ever. 😂

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

What if she actually used that as a cover?

[@MintRobin]

I think that may have been on this channel even

[@lewis261]

the Phantom of Heilbronn?

[@Pangolin-Mandolin]

This was the plot for an episode of C.S.I. New York.....so, were the writers inspired by this true story or are you misremembering the plot for a real event? Either way, still pretty cool!.... Apart from the fact that because of this it made all the crimes that her D.N.A was linked to almost impossible to solve.

[@nuuuuuut]

@Cassius Malachi No, this was a real event, I'm guessing CSI just used that as their plot and bingo bango new episode.

[@General_X]

Hey… there are over 3,000 subscribers in the list with the name Prawo Jazdy! …in all seriousness though, that list grows with every video! Onward to 1 million, and cheers from your newest KZbin member!

[@booze_walk]

hilarious similar mixup. Im Polish, born there but before 1st grade off to USA... on vacation one summer... back home (ahhh), Grandma was with us, cousins about, etc. A conversation started about modern food. I mentioned to grandma, in Polish, but with the same Greco-Latin technology words... that modern food esp. in the USA " they put lots of Preservatives in them". Grandma was appalled! Shocked! ... well Some of my cousins were about... and cleared it up.... Preservatives in food in Poland are referred to as "Conservants" (Greco-Latin, same dilly-o) .... while 'Preservatives"... refer to prophylactics... ack! i.e. Condoms. My poor WW2 Polish Army Nurse Nazi survivor church lovin' great cookin' good humored Grandma... well... in typical Catholic style she kept most of her reaction to herself... but my Cousin rescued the situation. so... in Poland, don't confuse Preserving your Willys with Conserving food... eh?

[@EllpaFox47]

thats hilarious i might have to include that in a story I'm writing, since one of the MCs is polish

[@sapphie132]

I laughed out loud when I heard "Prawo Jazdy". Understanding polish is sometimes a blessing. EDIT: Thanks for the pretty car pics. Very enjoyable to look at.

[@GetDougDimmadomed]

That Quatrro is NICE. I love 80s cars.

[@Tymon02]

Tak

[@SomeRandomPiggo]

@@sapphie132 NO WAIT WHA-

[@bageltondinglequandaleseba6928]

@@GetDougDimmadomed Quattro looking fresh, looks just as good as the rally car version 😍

[@dominikchodowicz2065]

as a pole who happens to like cars I feel honored by this video, BTW in Poland he would probably be a local hero

[@TheGrzybon]

Jeszcze jak

[@burtan2000]

wHO WOULD BE? That Polish dude, Drivers License?

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

But why do you buy hatchbacks then?

[@whquarters8468]

@@Mi_Fa_Volare do you have something against hatches?

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

@@whquarters8468 They are atrocious. Absolutely distasteful. An abomination. You can't even count them as cars.

[@rilmar2137]

I'm Polish and I think I might try to convince my (American) boyfriend who doesn't speak Polish to call our child Prawo Jazdy

[@Chore_Boy]

Do it lol

[@johngarland4338]

Any updates?

[@awfullygenericname6783]

Any updates?

[@VoxelMusic]

Any updates?

[@scaryshit24]

@bruh 8 more to go

[@proximaace4332]

In high school I had a classmate who was an absolute safety freak, and it came as a shock when he got his license revoked... after, like, a week. Even totaled a teacher's brand new car in the parking lot. Thought for half a second that this video might have been about him, and was slightly disappointed when it was revealed the offender was not, in fact, from Florida.

[@blank557]

I find the cartoons and Irish narration of these subjects so hilariously charming in these Qxir videos. You have the gift of the Blarney. Keep up the great work.

[@BackYardScience2000]

I know all about bad drivers. I'm a traffic flagger in good ole Kentucky. Not only are people inbred here, but they're also bad drivers. Here we have judges driving over people while drunk, cops chasing people and causing more damage than the fleeing individual, old ladies who blow past your stop sign and damn near run over your fellow workers, etc. I've seen some shit in my day, and I am still doing it.

[@Redneck.Rembrandt]

That should be on a list of most dangerous jobs or something, all I had to read was traffic flagger in Kentucky

[@douglassmalls6934]

I also live in Kentucky and I gotta say, you are either a normal driver who goes the limit, or some asshole who always goes 10 miles over and can't stand being behind anyone and will speed at 60+ MPH just to pass people to get to the damn red light. I say it's a 75/25 split. The worst part is I never see them getting pulled over.

[@BackYardScience2000]

@@Redneck.Rembrandt the crazy part is I'm also a road side logger for the state, hence the traffic flagger part. So couple traffic flagger with logger, two of the most dangerous jobs there are in 1 job. I'm surprised I'm still alive!

[@BackYardScience2000]

@@douglassmalls6934 couldn't agree more. It truly is like that here. And like you said, they never get pulled over.

[@rjmac3001]

I flagged for a month... quit that job when a freakin dump truck decided he didn't have to obey the sign and nearly hit me

[@datboi4331]

Finally. In these trying times, a Qxir video

[@carpo719]

We just need a little humor sometimes

[@fal2218]

Trying times?

[@vladthemeatman7406]

@@fal2218 you know, ww3

[@sethlumb5760]

@@vladthemeatman7406 or like, life, even without ww3😂

[@fal2218]

@@vladthemeatman7406 WW3?

[@nikta8587]

Prawo jazdy: "The right to drive", i.e., a driver's license nice.

[@mbee32k]

“Now drive safely, Mr. Corcourt!”. That’s how a Canadian policeman ended a conversation with a colleague of mine when he was on a business trip. “Körkort” is Swedish for driver’s license…

[@huntr5309]

Hate the KZbin algorithm, I haven’t been given one of your videos in 3 months. You’re One of my favorite channels, I’ve watched all your videos and yet I was going through my subscriptions for the first time while realized that I’ve missed like three months of content

[@mtthwpnn]

My grandfather was a State Trooper for 12 years. Strangely enough, he said lawyers were the most easy-going during traffic stops, they knew there would be a court appearance for the citation. He also said teachers were the worst.

[@spacejaga]

Cause a good lawyer knows he can't win an argument with a police officer that actually saw the issue and would have easy time defending himself in court cause the judge didn't see a thing and has no evidence of wrong doing. That's why speeding ticket without camera recording is worthless to anyone who has a law degree.

[@Xezlec]

Lawyers have enough money to pay the ticket easily. Teachers are wondering how they will buy food for their children this month.

[@maarmaat]

Oh my god, I'm polish and I've heared this story a very long time ago and basically forgot about it, didn't actually expect it to pop up here :D also, pretty decent Polish by the way on your side ;)

[@ester7684]

I'm Polish, and when I saw that this man's name is "Prawo jazdy" I laughed so hard

[@SkateSka]

In Bulgarian that means "right to ride" which is quite cooler than what we came up with - "license to operate an МПС (motor transportation vehicle)"

[@fratercontenduntocculta8161]

The reason I like this channel so much is because of the random and super specific things you go over. I don't think I'd ever ask Google who Ireland's worst driver is. Love seeing how much you animation skills have improved!

[@SuperRemion]

pronunciation was well enough to understand it as a pole XD This language being really tough to pronounce some words, most of them just slapping all its new letters in random order together and calling it a “word”… Great video btw, the quality is out of this world!

[@stephenwright8824]

_Slapping a bunch of letters together in random order and calling it a word_ could also describe Welsh pretty well.

[@SuperRemion]

@@stephenwright8824 But at least the welsh use letters that people know, and not another variation of "c" or "z" but sounding just angrier

[@PuddingMcMuffin]

The most outrageous thing I've seen when it comes to bad drivers was when I was coming back from my classes one day and I saw a woman driving up the wrong way on a one-way street. Considering the amount of signs that street has telling people that it's one way only, I'm still rather amazed that she made that mistake. Or maybe it wasn't a mistake and she figured it'd be fine because there happened to be no one else going down that particular road at the moment. Who knows.

[@patbak235]

Some guy totalled my friends truck damaged mine and another friend's while they were parked outside of our house. His jeep was sideways underneath the trucks axle. It's a one way street less than 100 feet long.

[@efnissien]

Ahhhhh Qxir, but you forget... there is a sizable number of drivers in Ireland in possession of a full driving licence that have never passed a test. The situation was that in order to learn you needed a provisional licence that only lasted until your test and allowed you to drive... but only under the supervision of a fully licenced passenger. However, if you failed the test, you re-applied for a second provisional licence, but this time there was no requirement to have a qualified driver supervising you. So naturally there was fuck all incentive to re-sit the test. Then as Europe standardised the licence from the old paper type to the newer credit-card type, the Irish government realised that about a third of all drivers hadn't passed their test. Some of whom had been driving for decades on their second licence. And what did the Irish government do? -Order everyone who hadn't passed to sit a test? Nah, they just went "Ah sure, we'll give ya all full licences anyways...". This is alongside the recent introduction of basic roadside repair in the driving test... based on a petrol / diesel engine, just as the government announced the envisioned end of internal combustion sales in the next decade or so....

[@carlost856]

They're still gonna be arround for a little while, so might as well teach people how to maintain them.

[@GetDougDimmadomed]

@@carlost856 I can't for see electric cars taking over. There's too many car people who love internal combustion engines. That alone will be the downfall of electric cars. People like cars for the styling and mod potential. Electric cars, especially Teslas, are ugly as sin. They look like something between a plastic catfish and a Walmart tennis shoe. I think they'll be popular for a decade or two, and then fall off like they did in the 30s when they tried electric cars. Especially when the pollution caused to make the batteries and the pollution caused when said batteries catch fire after crashing cause more pollution that an ICE ever will cause if the vehicle lives to 200k miles. Ccross that with the fact that very few cities actually have the proper gear to put out the fires caused by electric cars, and the burn for hours, if not days until the fire department two states over can make it to the wreck to put out the chemical fire. To be completely honest, I feel safer being in a 70s Pinto crash with the gas tank that explodes when it's rear ended than being in a Tesla crash. Then the Tesla's autopilot is unreliable and crashes the car. Then you have to pay $24000 for a battery after five years of owning the car.

[@carlost856]

@@GetDougDimmadomed Theuy're gonna have to learn to make do real quick when oil becomes prohibitively expensive or only used strategically.

[@m.f.3347]

@@GetDougDimmadomed Whether or not people like their combustion engines they'll be singing a different tune when petrol hits 10+ quid a liter, or just stops being sold entirely

[@briannem.6787]

@@GetDougDimmadomed Tesla is only one company that manufactures electric car. Teslas ARE shitboxes, I'll give you that, but there are many reliable electric car manufacturers now that the large companies like Toyota, Nissan, Ford, etc. are stepping in. Also, vehicle fires on electric cars are quite rare compared to combustion engine fire. And the electric cars in the 1930s did quite well! It is just that at the time they only really had lead-acid batteries, and as combustion engines improved most chose to buy a petrol or diesel vehicle as the battery technologies did not improve in line with engine technology. Now, we have advanced batteries with high density, and with concern for the environment and dependence on oil as concerns it becomes a wise choice again. There is a solution to the pollution problem too- make the cars last longer to make sure that the initial pollution is less of a big deal over the car's entire lifetime, and make tighter environmental laws apply to battery manufacturers- while applying the same to petrol cars and their oil wells. The winner will be obvious there. Even there, I am pretty sure that you are blowing those pollution numbers out of proportion. 200k miles is much bigger than my car's 200k kilometres (and it isn't that new of a car!) and I am sure that my car- even though it uses the efficient Diesel cycle- has put MANY TIMES more pollution out than an electric car would. Also, did you know that a hybrid car is a thing you can buy? Also, most people hardly give a shit about modification potential. I myself like the idea of buying a car, modifying it for extra practicality etc., and driving it until it is but scrap. Most people like leaving their car stock, as it makes repairs cheaper (the repair manuals don't cover a modified car) and resale easy (buyers know what they're buying) Do you think everybody is a race car driver or a Civic owner? Bloody hell... most don't care how a vehicle places its power onto the road, as long as it gets up a steep hill and gets up to speed in enough time to merge onto the 110 km/h motorway most couldn't care. Those who DO care are often fine with the electric car as they are often capable of putting plenty of power down.

[@theisgood0]

I typically don’t get very excited about new KZbin videos. But when this man makes a new video. I rush to the video like a mad man. I absolutely love this mans accent and content. Never change :)

[@couchmaster3773]

I dunno why but I read this in Qxir's voice. Weird, huh?

[@A_Ducky]

@@couchmaster3773 Nah, perfectly normal after binging entire Tales From the Bottle series.

[@johann3256]

The irish are cool

[@palomaelegante]

🏳️‍🌈?

[@piotrbugaj5179]

Being polish, this story was hilarious for much longer XD. And Yes, we're really into carss, I actually started jumping from excitement for these photos You showed.

[@naysaykiller928]

My sister is a horrible driver. She, for whatever reason, needs to make eye contact when she's talking to you. So talking with her while she's driving is literally terrifying.

[@gonun69]

reminds me of that guy that decided to get the Licence plate "NULL". He ended up with all the traffic tickets where the cops failed to enter a licence plate into the system.

[@WhileTrueCode]

hahhah that is epic

[@ElSantoLuchador]

That's not exactly what happened. Instead he racked up $12,049 in fines for traffic infractions he never committed. The "NULL" plate backfired. It sounds clever, but that's not how it worked out.

[@ElSantoLuchador]

@@WhileTrueCode It was epic. An epic fail. It backfired miserably.

[@crowlord]

Reminds me of the time I found out why so many shops were called Polski Sklep.

[@crowlord]

@@cap5856 polish shop!

[@ginglyst]

eeeey you have that chain store in your town too???

[@bicivelo]

Haha haha!!!

[@thomaslardinois6383]

I half expected this to be about a road rage experience you had told matter of factly as a tale from the bottle.

[@sneakprev1984]

"Good day officer. Yes, here is my driver's license. Ja, as you can see, my first name is "Führerschein", my last name is "Bundesrepublik Deutschland". Yes, das is a double name. They're pretty popular in Germany."

[@Idk_what_to_name]

Bro threw in that joke to get past the 8 min mark lol

[@EllpaFox47]

im not even mad, its a good joke

[@animagi6844]

7:43 now THAT is a very funny joke

[@MrXPeaceLP]

You must have had some moments where it was really difficult to keep a straight face knowing that you were saying things like "How did Mr. License rack up that many offenses?" xD thanks for this great video

[@Ducky935]

"Now do you want me to stop....or slow down" should be put on a shirt, That joke was so good

[@gauntlettcf5669]

"Garda" is also the name of the lake I like close-by here in Italy (and the name of the city that gives the name to the lake). When I saw your guards with the "garda" jacket I was almost sure they were wearing some stolen uniforms from around here lol

[@brianbarley9711]

I spit my coffee out laughing loudly when you offered them pictures of cars as recompense... I was listening on earbuds in a Starbucks... I scared a little old lady... People are looking at me now...

[@ricosky2136]

I just want you to know that you're pronounciation of Witam Ponownie made me drinks 12 cans of Karpackie to forget it. Also you're judgement of Polish people being shitty drivers was infact pretty on point.

[@Pickchore]

The joke at the end was grand. I’ll be using it tomorrow, thanks mate.

[@one_smol_duck]

Wow. I 100% expected this to be some software bug, where that name had somehow been set as a default for empty values or something. I did not expect it to be the guards writing down people's name as "Driver's License" lmao

[@kingvideogames]

I like how you revealed how the police's name is different in Ireland was an example of how names differ there, leading to how the Prawo Jazdy was able to confuse them.

[@chrisdavis469]

"Do you want me to stop or slow down?"...excellent!

[@riograndedosulball248]

Just for random info on how the police is called around the world: in my region of Southern Brazil, the police is officially called _THE BRIGADE._ And policemen are called the _BRIGADIANS._ I love how this is 100% straight out anime shit

[@brettzolstick989]

Reminds me of the story of that one guy who set his license plate as "NULL". Ended racking up hundreds of tickets because every time a cop in the state of California forgot to put the plate number, it would be addressed to him.

[@artur6912]

2:05 Germany also send hundreds of tickets to the infamous driver Prawo Jazdy. Unfortunately since I'm Polish, I already know the plot twist of the story despite just starting the video xD.

[@jakryan987]

Do you want me to stop or slow down. This had me in tears. Best thing I have ever heard.

[@psarc9451]

4:26 Actually this happened with an older design, where Prawo Jazdi does looke like it could be the name.

[@backatitagain4649]

If you think they’re a bad driver just you wait until you see me driving

[@JamesFromTexas]

Qxir, the real reason we all pray for Fridays.

[@ggoddkkiller1342]

One day while walking home i saw a female driver doing something in middle of empty road. It was clear she had some trouble so i wanted to offer my help but i couldn't realize what she was doing, trying to park, turn back, go forward. I watched her like 10 minutes while she kept moving back and forth in middle of empty road and i still had absolutely no idea what she was doing, then finally she turned and went down the road. At this point i wanted to stop her and take her car key really until she takes driving lesson again...

[@furanduron4926]

The worst driver were 50 different people in one? Sounda horrifying.

[@ThatZebruhGuy]

Thank you for explaining what Guards are. I enjoy learning the culture differences between places and that is a good little nugget of knowledge. Have a great afternoon sir!

[@jewyjewjew7264]

On August 5, 1987, while driving a rented BMW 316 in Enniskillen, Northern Ireland, Broderick crossed into the wrong lane and collided head-on with a Volvo. The driver, Anna Gallagher, 28, and her mother, Margaret Doherty, 63, were both killed instantly.

[@tziirkq]

Some time later, Broderick went to meet the widowers of the two women. I hope he took a taxi.

[@Atillan]

As a Pole myself, I really enjoyed your Polish lol

[@juliobrian4757]

That last joke was Platinum!

[@kennyleung9909]

LOL. That "Stop and Slow Down" bit killed me! 🤣

[@ptonpc]

It's an old joke but still a good one :) Someone I was in a car with had a habit of being easily distracted. Just one example. She was driving at 60+ MPH when she decided she wanted a cigarette. Imagine my face when she let go of the steering wheel, turned around in her seat and started to rummage through her bag on the back seat.

[@realah3001]

Damm

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

I will name my kid Prawo Jazdy

[@renerpho]

5:45 You missed the chance to call them "Imię Nazwisko" rather than "Povilas Grzechnik".

[@drRoflol]

This is one of the absolute best videos you have ever made! The BMW profile picture.. I have no words

[@thestonedraider8684]

Lol like a police officer would ever point out somebody didn't indicate properly. They let people do whatever they want

[@Web720]

2:58 Problem Officer? *Trollface*

[@171apples171]

This is my favorite episode so far. Just straight up funny as hell the whole way through. Ive calmed down quite a bit but in my teenage years i was a complete fucking traffic menace. Roaring around all hours of the night in a 1989 Chevy Caprice Classic literally looking for jumps, sliding through intersections sideways, pushing dumpsters around, hitting shopping carts and trash cans... Always at night, certainly never to put anyone else' life at risk. I cant even tell you why i did it all, i dont really know. The jumps and drifting were fun though. Still got the car over 10 years later lol

[@o.rbi.t]

as a polish person, i litterally burst out laughing the moment you said the driver's name.

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

I'm from the UK and I've witnessed many drivers driving on the left.

[@LiamNI]

As soon as you mentioned Prawo I knew what this was... 😂😂 I honestly thought you were gonna talk about some scumbag with 400+ convictions but little to no jail time (also a true story in Ireland, all to often sadly).

[@umbrellacorp.]

6:43 Best joke. 😂💯

[@HarroKitteh]

I'll be honest I drove down the wrong side of the road once. But to be fair it was my first time driving in the area, I went from a single lane road to turning on a 6 or 7 lane, and I just turned left, saw there was 2 lanes to the left of me and figured I was good (road was completely dead as it was night). Only for me to notice the other lanes to my right and I was like ????

[@madfire2087]

5:39 you could have included a Corolla Twincam for some Irish Flavour lol

[@amandabeaty1492]

this one. I'm not Irish but I lived in Dublin for 2 years and was told this gem of a story more than once. You lot were awful proud of it and I have to say it's pretty feckin funny. Love from Canada

[@deestephens3881]

Awesome tale!! Love the channel.

[@jaysonl]

So, the same punchline as the American joke that starts with "A police officer pulls over a 'sovereign citizen'..." :) With all the fucked up shit going on the world, I needed the laugh that this video gave me. Thank you, Qxir.

[@chickenmonger123]

What if you actually change your name to Good Citizen, or Sovereign Citizen. Would be quite annoying if you weren’t into Auditing, or that other less noble craft of making shirt up.

[@giga-ratsey1420]

This is gonna be a good one

[@sydposting]

I remember reading about this in the Ig Nobel Prize book! It's such a great organization/cause, I love the story about when they gave an award to Daisuke Inoue for inventing the karaoke machine. He received his award in person and led the audience in a singalong of "I'd Like To Teach the World to Sing." ☺

[@Ragnarok540]

I love this story, it shows that just because something is in a database it doesn't mean it's true, a human probably entered the information.

[@Quick-Silver206]

"Now. Do you want me to stop or slow down?" 😂😂😂😂

[@thatguychris5654]

The traffic stop of Prawo Jazdy was epic! As a Polish person, I approve this video! 👍

[@tonyroberts7481]

I love that you drew him with a TapOut shirt. 🤣

[@lornaginetteharrison7168]

Off Topic: 1:32 I feel some context is needed for this strange Garda/canine interrogation! So many questions…

[@moonballoonsmith8238]

Fantastic story! 😆 I only found your channel yesterday. It’s wonderful!

[@richardsawyer5428]

With regards to that last bit about the lawyer,; keep going Guard, you'd be doing the world a huge favour.

[@saw7191]

Plot twist: The driver was Qxir

[@carpo719]

😂

[@Forgiveiolord]

@@carpo719 qxir clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGiuh52FmNOibbM

[@Alice-he2zh]

That policeman at the end was based as hell

[@severalwolves]

0:22 you’ve been in a car with someone obliviously driving down the wrong side of the road? isn’t that literally EVERY driver in the British aisles?

[@hotlettuce14]

username checks out

[@britishgaming6]

its left and right not wrong and right

[@couchmaster3773]

@@britishgaming6 What about erase and write?

[@SpikeSpiegelTB]

Thanks for the car pics, and featuring the story!

[@wlsnpndrvs8593]

Slow strikes with a bludgeon would be most annoying