This is a reupload because Fox/Disney had it blocked almost everywhere but THEY CANNOT HIDE THE TRUTH FOREVER!!!
@danteshollowedgrounds2 ай бұрын
Oof, roger that.
@TramiNguyen-oi3kp2 ай бұрын
Awesome video!
@rompiguess2 ай бұрын
WOOOOOO
@PhilipMarcYT2 ай бұрын
I wish you'd given your opinion on the Japanese dub as that's easily the best part of it. Kappei Yamaguchi did a brilliant job as Son Goku.
@home9dog2blue1992 ай бұрын
watch/review the "big green" dub of dbz PLEASE 😂
@gogetassj51152 ай бұрын
'There is no live action dragon ball movie in Ba Sing Se'
@Turtle3040-Q2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@chara2572 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@AndrewAce.2 ай бұрын
😂
@gladiatorghostboyАй бұрын
There is no live action dragon ball movie in ba sing se
@AndrewAce.Ай бұрын
@@gladiatorghostboy 🤣
@StotterChannel2 ай бұрын
Fun fact, the Voice of Zamasu (King Piccolo in DBE) voiced Zamasu unpaid cuz he was an union actor
@Artistjames23302 ай бұрын
and he also felt bad for the movie and voiced zamasu as a apology
@StotterChannel2 ай бұрын
@@Artistjames2330 that too
@AndrewAce.2 ай бұрын
No wonder he hates the ningen... I would too if I worked in THIS movie and didn't get paid...
@KinobambinoАй бұрын
Which is crazy because he was pretty much the best part
@AndrewAce.Ай бұрын
No wonder he wants mortals dead. Imagine working on THIS film for free...
@Miltypooh20012 ай бұрын
Fox and Disney blocking the movie from yt was the one thing they did right.
@blackmagicwarriordjozrnetr87932 ай бұрын
Finally someone has a video talking about how bad this movie is most people don't even want to talk about it because it's so bad
@abczdx2 ай бұрын
The creator of this movie owes me a couple hours of my life
@avakinlifeuser68882 ай бұрын
Did you get a refund?
@abczdx2 ай бұрын
@@avakinlifeuser6888 they won't give me refund lol
@eeveefennecfox2 ай бұрын
I couldn't even stand 5 minutes of the moive,you were able to watch a couple hours if it? ouch
@AndrewAce.2 ай бұрын
It owes all DB fans free therapy...
@FreyjaWionАй бұрын
I only last .....20 minutes. dang I want a refund as well
@danteshollowedgrounds2 ай бұрын
Yeah, tell me about it. On the other hand there was another dragon ball live action done and made in china, Taiwan, or somewhere called Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins and it lowkey was way better than DBEvolution at least... At the very least.
@HiddenChannel2 ай бұрын
I think I know the one you are talking about. I need to watch it some day.
@radim2792 ай бұрын
@@HiddenChannel It's actually awful, but it's a fun watch because it's so batshit insane. Instead of smelly farts we get MOONWALK MAGIC! The awful 80's kung-fu-movie dubbing helps too. I'd love to see a review someday!
@krsch2012Ай бұрын
There's also another one from South Korea. It was more faithful to the first half of the original series (with minor and major alterations)
@d1pstick322 ай бұрын
It's a damn shame it stars Justin and Emmy who are sensational actors.
@radim2792 ай бұрын
*veins popping in agreement*
@FlexFTK2 ай бұрын
i don't know if you know this already but the screenwriter to this movie admitted that it was a cash grab on the name. he didn't care about the lore
@jonathanallen4169Ай бұрын
haha..guess he didnt realize how to work a real cash grab..doing the movie right could of made him so much much such a shame
@SgtTankDempsey2 ай бұрын
Quick watch the video before it gets taken away again
@LOCKED-ON2 ай бұрын
At least it was so bad it made toriyama come back from retirement (Rest in Peace)
@dainbramage3558Ай бұрын
I was so hyped when I heard they were making this... Now I never get hyped for anything ever again
@mRibbonsАй бұрын
Idk who you are or where you came from, but damn. Your video here was genuinely endearing and entertaining. Well done, you.
@rrashad00952 ай бұрын
Okay so they should make a second movie. Use the same cast at the age they are now and claim the movie takes place 3 months after the original. Goku has a teen pregnancy, and Gohan is born, skip straight to Vegeta showing up, have him turn into an ape, then have him call down when Bulma shows up, and then she dies by getting head shot by Frieza. Then Vegeta cuts a lock of dead bulmas hair and he turns into the blue hair super Saiyan. Then Vegeta tosses Goku some of dead bulmas hair and he also goes blue hair super Saiyan. They fight Frieza, and Frieza suddenly turns into Maijin boo (voices by Idris Elba), then a random character (who will be revealed to be Krillin in the credits only, never by name) will show up and show Goku and Vegeta how to do fusion and do a spirit ball. The movie ends with Gogeta getting warped into a multiverse (think Spider-Man across the spider verse), where hundreds of gokus and Vegeta's are, and the third movie will be 3 months later again and Gohan is an adult and we have the Cell saga happen. Gohan needs to be miscast and be played by Lady Gaga or Margot Robbie
@AndrewAce.2 ай бұрын
Woah...
@craigwright82162 ай бұрын
I can see this was Gohan's life because he went to school.
@BlazedApples2 ай бұрын
you should play the video game, it's actually pretty heat gameplay wise 💀🔥
@CocainBuzz2 ай бұрын
Don't 😮
@PhilipMarcYT2 ай бұрын
I agree, but it's just Shin Budokai reskinned so the only reason to play the DBE version is for the movie costumes. Not gonna lie, I really like Goku's DBE gi.
@karyotesnyan72652 ай бұрын
She already did
@AndrewAce.2 ай бұрын
Somehow the Game's Kamehameha looked 1000× better than the film's...
@Duisburg0512 ай бұрын
@ZoePoppas1994 I'm sorry, but that movie is NOT fine. Not even close.
@SaucisseMerguez2 ай бұрын
I dont even think about this vile movie, its just completely outside of my mind, and it will stay that way!!
@elmaster482 ай бұрын
I remember that when the movie was being released the school distributed stickers of the movie, it was weird.
@user-qt1nu1fg3tАй бұрын
I remember this movie and it's game adaptation were complete dumpster fires, especially to us fans of DB.
@TheRealNameless1Ай бұрын
"It took me two days for me to watch this" This movie is like a band-aid, get it over with asap
@blackmagicwarriordjozrnetr87932 ай бұрын
You got me cracking up with the smelly farts jokes 😅😂
@danielwesley5051Ай бұрын
Why, some tell me, why on God’s green earth does Master Roshi have HAIR! He doesn’t even have the sunglasses!
@internetamenhotep2 ай бұрын
Could you imagine what the sequel would have been like with Goku and Piccolo working together and Vegeta showing up? Thank god that didn't happen
@Moddingskylands2 ай бұрын
nah, piccolo would die off screen and vegeta (personality of a douchebag jock) would be a high school friend, they would face frieza (friendly rivalry with goku) , with his sidekick buu (literally just a toddler who keeps on doing pop culture references), frieza and buu both kill each other in an argument, i name this, dragon ball evolution: final fight (worst movie ever)
@juanchi26682 ай бұрын
@@Moddingskylands and the third movie is about Cell. Cell is the president of the US who hires Dr. Gero to produce weapons of mass destructions (the androids of course) and Gero accidentaly turns the president into the evil biologic android Cell, who has the cells of Piccolo and Goku. Goku, Vegeta, Yamcha, Gohan, and Master Roshi fight the androids 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 and 18. Cell turns perfect and becomes pals with 13, who went super. But then Goku tells him that he isn't strong enough, and Cell, obsesed with becoming stronger and far from perfect, absorbs Super 13, and because of all the power 13 had, Cell ends up exploding and dies
@Tetristhaurusofficial4202 ай бұрын
And the fourth movie is about Beerus who runs for president after Cell (played by Mr Trump) with his attendant Mr Joe Biden
@radim2792 ай бұрын
@@juanchi2668 As if they'd get a budget for fights with 6 androids. You only get one and it's called a cyborg and it looks like a Terminator because why not.
@radim2792 ай бұрын
@@Moddingskylands "Just because my name is Vegeta doesn't make me a complete idiot." "Just because my name is Freeza doesn't make me a complete idiot." "Just because my name is Buu doesn't make me a complete idiot."
@EatSleepEmpire2 ай бұрын
This was back when bad films were actually bad, not just hated by fans before they come out.
@AndrewAce.2 ай бұрын
Plenty of bad films get made to this day, my friend...
@seanmiller5460Ай бұрын
This might be the dumbest comment I've seen on KZbin today. Pretty early maybe, but still... way to set the bar high.
@Sean-sn9ld2 ай бұрын
Woah nearly 20k subs , keep em coming Hidden ❤
@drop9502Ай бұрын
This looks like the hypothetical dream Jimmy from Shameless had after binging a good amount of Dragonball
@landsurfinАй бұрын
I watched this in theatre so I got the full exp for how horrendous this was. Still, I can't resist the urge to relive the trauma every few yrs. Now I can just watch this and don't have to. Thank you 🙏
@thevegetor59852 ай бұрын
I wish I could forget this movie. But once again great video, very funny.
@HiddenChannel2 ай бұрын
I will NEVER let you forget :P
@cheat132 ай бұрын
Chi-Chi in japanese means Milk, but as a slang it means Boobs for both japanese and spanish.
@PhilipMarcYT2 ай бұрын
Maybe in Mexican Spanish, not in Spanish Spanish.
@BernardoDavinci2 ай бұрын
Goku solos every anime / manga verse but y’all not ready for that convo tho
@dwibyboi2462Ай бұрын
What does this have to do with the movie being bad
@sergioh2015Ай бұрын
Everybody been done with that convo, nothing new.
@kisameh420Ай бұрын
Me when i never watched saint seiya
@eeveefennecfox2 ай бұрын
this is why I hate fucking live action,they ruin everything
@blackblud8888Ай бұрын
She said there’s a parrot here 😂😂😂 8:54
@tihnsorfjwАй бұрын
watching clips of this movie was an insult to the real franchise. I can never get that time back either
@radim2792 ай бұрын
4:57 I'm not squeamish, I can handle gore and creepy imagery pretty well, but this was legit hard to watch for me
@alejandroo.23582 ай бұрын
unrelated, but i got a 21 second unskipable ad before this video, what has youtube become
@tj94272 ай бұрын
This movie sucks so bad I can't even watch reviews for it
@jabradococonutfrosting95132 ай бұрын
Hello
@HiddenChannel2 ай бұрын
Hi
@Agent-mb1xx2 ай бұрын
I walked out of 4 movies in my life with refunds*, Asterix & Obelix 2, Austin Powers 3, Taxi's remake (no refunds) and this abortion, I had no internet and seen no trailer, went in blind The American remake of Taxi would have been one but I didn't pay the ticket
@Jsonrich2 ай бұрын
LMFAO idk why I thought back then that Goku sliding his head on the roof of the car was the coolest shift I ever seen
@178laaleros2 ай бұрын
It's so bad that even a porn movie could have better costumes and maybe the acting would be better 😂😂
@radim2792 ай бұрын
Any recommendations?
@BigGucciShinoz2 ай бұрын
Which is worst Dragonball Evolution or Tekken The Movie?
@PhilipMarcYT2 ай бұрын
DBE. Tekken had Jonathan Foo as Jin Kazama so I quite enjoyed it.
@xenodee027Ай бұрын
Tekken was most enjoyable the Dbe
@AidanTheSorcerer2 ай бұрын
Dragon Bal Evolution was like the best db live action of all time.
@lewisgrant76222 ай бұрын
You can tell whoever wrote the story for this movie had never read or watched og dragon ball. Also toriyama even offered to help with ideas. They turned him down.
@LeaderoftheKaijuprideOftheprim2 ай бұрын
This movie felt so stupid I expected so much more this version of Goku felt like a embarrassment 🤬
@coreyfantuzzi97354 күн бұрын
The best thing about this.movie that got right, was only when goku fought everyday earthlings and took out the school bully, even when piccolo destroyed Gohans home he imitated a sith crushing the home with the force not ki. I'm sorry guys but the movie was a disappointment, but if u want to see a live adaptation this is what was given, if you want a live action DragonBall give it to the ones who have watched and been through every series and some good ass people who know how to work cgi, we have a whole planet and world called pandora, but when this came out we got new York city and roshi was living in the middle of a lake lmfao
@aaronazrael902Ай бұрын
Goku looks like some guy is the best description of this lol
@SwabySean12 ай бұрын
I saw Dragonball evolution on cable years ago in that movie was terrible beyond belief. That movie told me that dragon Ball should never ever be live action
@chubbyz8713Ай бұрын
what is jimmy / steve doing?
@AmericanIlluminati2 ай бұрын
So, a couple corrections: 1. Dragonball Goku was very much vengeful. He’s playful too, but he doesn’t fully develop his merciful personality until he meets Android 8. 2. ChiChi means tits in Japanese. ChiChi’s name is literally boobies. It’s not a play on milk. At least not the way you think it is. 3.
@MeNanWazaHowitzerАй бұрын
I remember hearing that this movie was being made and getting all kinds of hyped and then i seen a trailer and wanted to pour bleach in my eyes to un see it and try anything to remove it from my memory
@claustrophobicturtleАй бұрын
😂😂 I remember watching this movie! I kept feeling like the main character was Gohan 🤣🤣
@Artistjames23302 ай бұрын
the good thing about this movie was that we got Dragon ball super because of evolution and a redemption for zamasu's va James Marsters who was king piccolo
@aswdaxel2 ай бұрын
as an OG Dragon Ball fan, i really really REALLY hate this movie (what i mean is that i like the OG dragon ball which DBE is based on) DBE Bulma fits in a James Bond movie💀 DBE Goku fits in Miraculous Ladybug💀 DBE Yamcha fits in Oliver Twist💀 DBE Roshi fits in Chang-Chi💀 i bet if there will be a Dragon Ball Z evolutions, Vegeta will fit in Star Trek with Cell and Frieza, Buu will probably look buff and will act like Raphael from TMNT
@kmtr63762 ай бұрын
she was shiting on the movie too much it wasn't THAT bad
@PhilipMarcYT2 ай бұрын
Oh look, it's the couple from Shameless. lol There are a few things I liked from DBE: - Goku's gi - The Japanese dub (it sounds pretty damn good, but the Japanese are known for doing high caliber voiceovers anyway) - The PSP game (it's a reskin of Shin Budokai though it's still a lot of fun) - Some of the cast actors/actress were good picks, just poorly used. Tony Jaa as Goku would have been far superior. - Japanese theme song - Actress that played Chichi was dang beautiful P.S. No, it wasn't Masako Nozawa who voiced Goku, it was some other popular VA (male) and the best part of him was screaming KAME-HAME-HA!! Also, the Japanese DVD which the JPN dub is available contains English subs, that's how I watched it subbed. But yeah, the movie sucks can't defend that.
@kenshix79022 ай бұрын
He was voiced by Kappei Yamaguchi (Usopp and L)
@kenshix79022 ай бұрын
He was voiced by Kappei Yamaguchi (Usopp and L)
@PhilipMarcYT2 ай бұрын
@@kenshix7902 That's him. Thanks.
@gregi787Ай бұрын
I'm a DBZ nerd, I could not watch this movie back then. Even watching your review of it is making me curl up in cringe.
@bladecastlevania36532 ай бұрын
Wait! People still talk about Dragon Ball Evolution? This must be a cult thing😯
@MacCalloom2 ай бұрын
The Gi looks epic
@stanleykassim28392 ай бұрын
Typical Hollywood to make the plot as shallow as getting the girl. This is why anime is taking over: There are no shallow plots. Goku isn't super strong because he is from another planet (like some Marvel super heroes), but because he trains really hard and his body adapts 100 times faster than humans'. Goku isn't a good guy because he has a crush on a girl, or was raised by good parents, or whatever stupid trope Hollywood is trying to sell, but because he wants nothing but to become stronger. He doesn't want to become the strongest, nor does he want to show off his strength. In fact, he is always looking for people stronger than him to fight. He gets his arse handed to him so many times and loves every moment of it - unlike marvel characters who get depressed because the lost a fight. Goku (and most anime characters) are very relatable. What I love most about Goku is that he doesn't want to lose, but is always looking for someone stronger who will, most likely, kick his ass. This is in order to become stronger and better. The movie Goku has none of these characteristic. The movie Goku is just another crybaby victim, like every other Hollywood protagonist.
@SuperSaiyan2NahumKai2 ай бұрын
Unlike most fans' i enjoyed that movie for what it was even though i agree that it's not a good Dragonball movie. I hated the part where Goku went to high school. I went to see that movie in theaters while dressed as Goku. The Dragonball franchise probably wouldn't be as popular as it is today if wasn't for that movie's failure. I personally want another Live action theatrical Dragonball movie be made as long as it's done right and done by the right people who would treat it with love and care regardless of the naysayers especially some of big KZbinrs in the Dragonball community who don't want another one. However, if an official Live action Dragonball episodic series were to someday happen' that would suffice. I believe in my heart that a Live action Dragonball adaptation film or at least an episodic series can be done right especially with today's advanced technology. Take Dragonball Z Light Of Hope for example, it's a pretty awesome live action Dragonball Z fan film on KZbin without having a Hollywood level budget.
@zweady2 ай бұрын
no way you basically just said the dragonball franchise wouldn’t be as popular without this movies failure, this movie had no impact on the series bcuz it wasn’t made by Akira Toriyama or anyone affiliated. Put some respect on Dragon Ball’s name..
@SuperSaiyan2NahumKai2 ай бұрын
@@zweady Excuse me? The key word i said is "Probably" regarding the Dragonball franchise's popularity so don't try to demonize me for stating about it. Also, i meant no disrespect to Dragonball name. If it's true that the movie's failure caused him to be more involved in the making of the Battle Of Gods movie' then Dragonball Evolution's failure paved the way for the Dragonball franchise's increased popularity with the Battle Of Gods movie's success.
@kazi12 ай бұрын
Hi
@HiddenChannel2 ай бұрын
Hello, Kazi! You are always so fast :D
@lightningmuhqween48282 ай бұрын
The only good thing to come from this movie is modern Dragon Ball for without this abomination, Toriyama-sense likely would have never made Super.
@knightfallprotocol2 ай бұрын
The closest thing we have to a good live action Dragon Ball z movie is Man of steel. And that's because the plot of that movie is basically the saiyan saga and the fights in that movie look like dragon ball z fights, right down to fact that superman screams a lot to get stronger.
@calebkent6706Ай бұрын
This movie is why i believe some anime should remain in animation. I dont think were gonna get a dragon ball let alone dragon ball z era movie because of how bad this film was.
@rminitialsАй бұрын
Dragon ball could be done in live action. This movie was just the absolute worst case scenario come true.
@nukedukem6142 ай бұрын
It's so bad
@TramiNguyen-oi3kp2 ай бұрын
I love this Dragon Ball Z live-action movie!
@roachmonkАй бұрын
Chee chees is a Mexican way of saying boobs
@jeremygeorgia4943Ай бұрын
Soooo... How can air [bending] restart someone's heart, and why couldn't Geeko have used the locker-blast to blow out all the lamps? In some ways, the locker technique looked more powerful than whatever he was trying to do in the lamp room to impress ChiChi. Also, how can someone with last words be killed by strangulation? Why didn't Goku care about his grandpa being dead? Why just one wish? Why all the interpretive dancing, instead of fighting? It needed more ribbons. Why couldn't they have made a sequel? It would have been so satisfying to roast that one into oblivion, too. It might have given some additional closure, since the prospective franchise didn't quite seem dead, in the first chapter.
@Nevergiveuphope-rk7zi2 ай бұрын
I haven't watched the video and already know your gonna cook it takes serious guts to admit that.
@wilhelmgrimm87232 ай бұрын
I was legit shitting on this movie with my friend and find that you posted a video on it 😂
@blinkachu52752 ай бұрын
"Don't watch this movie... ever" I disagree I've watched it like 5 times now and it's godawful, BUT, it also makes me laugh out loud each time due to how awful it is Get some drinks, some friends together, this is genuinely one of the most funny movies to watch "Hey Fulllleeerrrrrr"
@NotEvenOverThereАй бұрын
I unironically used to love this movie as a child 😂had it on DVD with all of dragon ball and dbz Kai my mom wasn’t playing
@damainmane4765Ай бұрын
Honestly the only way I see a live action DB series done right is if it were just that …A series 1st…THEN bring the movies 🎥
@scottpeters1847Ай бұрын
The first rule of dragonball evolution...
@CocainBuzz2 ай бұрын
The movie might be horrible but the psp tie in Game is worse And they sold that shit for the sweet price of 50 bucks
@PhilipMarcYT2 ай бұрын
The game is worse? What. Technically, there is nothing wrong with it as it's a reskin of Shin Budokai with DBE content so gameplay-wise it's awesome. I didn't care for the story so I just skipped to the battle stages.
@CocainBuzz2 ай бұрын
It was short as hell @@PhilipMarcYT
@bmw328i8Ай бұрын
Jesse was getting into some crazy ish before he met Walter 😆
@AlphaProto2 ай бұрын
Piccolo was turned green in post. At first he was just a white guy.
@GHO5T3DFreelance2 ай бұрын
0:38 ...tough crowd but ya know what? an opening acts an opening act.
@xenodee027Ай бұрын
This movie never happened....Nope!... don't exist 😖
@liveplug59982 ай бұрын
She stole chi chi’s blood when they were at the training place
@odwamkancu1690Ай бұрын
Jackie Chan is a real life Goku.
@lewisgrant76222 ай бұрын
Evolution was so bad it caused the director to fcking apologise and basically made toriyama come out of retirement and write battle of gods
@soremuss2 ай бұрын
Just found your chanel and its great.
@sirsir108Ай бұрын
Goku looks like Jesse from breaking bad... that's the same guy ya?
@Niborino94092 ай бұрын
It's as if they made a Dragon Ball movie without the rights to one since everything is completely opposite of how it should be!
@benjaminherd84612 ай бұрын
Couldnt agree with you more, also was just wondering are you a kiwi?
@Essu_2 ай бұрын
Preaching to the choir here, man.
@5fthdisiple482Ай бұрын
This movie was and always will be an abortion. Maybe if I had still been younger than 13 it would've sparked my imagination had I never seen the cartoon before.
@phloriaernas21492 ай бұрын
Real Goku is almost an asexual being. His default way of life is thinking of nothing but martial arts and spending his entire life in training and its application in combat!! Then we have DB Evolution Goku who goes to school, falls in love and imagines things about girls ... dude Goku never had hormonal teenager phase like that!! He's not gay, but he's also not really into girls either!!! There are two things he loves the most in this world: martial arts and food!! He married his wife by *ACCIDENT!!!* _(he thought she offered him a new type of food called marriage and said yes)_ But our director here did like almost *_ZERO_* research and came up with this abomination!!!
@Jsonrich2 ай бұрын
Goku being edgy in this movie is hilarious lmaoooo. Best Dragonball parody movie ever
@firstdegreesports51202 ай бұрын
I thought we agreed never to speak of this.........
@femboy4rumMars2 ай бұрын
Gotta love how they didn’t try at all to make these actors look or dress anything like the characters they’re portraying 💀🪦
@Tyln932 ай бұрын
You should watch it in the movie Avatar the Last Airbender!!! (2010) 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
@IDJmylifeАй бұрын
There is an even worse movie about 20 years earlier
@MossiahAce0912 ай бұрын
Like the addition of the Wandering on sunny afternoon theme 😊 ff7 Crisis Core
@danelewis9477Ай бұрын
My expectation were asian goku and the rest lets start there
@Shahars712 ай бұрын
The only good thing that this movie did was piss Toriyama off so much he made Dragon Ball Super
@CakCiKuRamAАй бұрын
this is why we should just let japan do japan things.bleach and death note aren’t that bad of a movie
@J.Skyler2 ай бұрын
you guys ever think the actor for goku is cute?
@PhilipMarcYT2 ай бұрын
It's the guy from Shameless. xD
@jameshlee172 ай бұрын
This film may be bad but it's the only thing Dragon Ball related on Disney+. As for me I'm just glad I saw 'Battle of Gods'. Despite the fact that I had to get it on physical media (DVD) if anyone remembers the days of physical media still being relevant.