The Live Action Dragon Ball Movie is an Abomination

[@HiddenChannel]

This is a reupload because Fox/Disney had it blocked almost everywhere but THEY CANNOT HIDE THE TRUTH FOREVER!!!

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

Oof, roger that.

[@TramiNguyen-oi3kp]

Awesome video!

[@rompiguess]

WOOOOOO

[@PhilipMarcYT]

I wish you'd given your opinion on the Japanese dub as that's easily the best part of it. Kappei Yamaguchi did a brilliant job as Son Goku.

[@home9dog2blue199]

watch/review the "big green" dub of dbz PLEASE 😂

[@gogetassj5115]

'There is no live action dragon ball movie in Ba Sing Se'

[@Turtle3040-Q]

😂😂😂

[@chara257]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@AndrewAce.]

😂

[@gladiatorghostboy]

There is no live action dragon ball movie in ba sing se

[@AndrewAce.]

@@gladiatorghostboy 🤣

[@StotterChannel]

Fun fact, the Voice of Zamasu (King Piccolo in DBE) voiced Zamasu unpaid cuz he was an union actor

[@Artistjames2330]

and he also felt bad for the movie and voiced zamasu as a apology

[@StotterChannel]

@@Artistjames2330 that too

[@AndrewAce.]

No wonder he hates the ningen... I would too if I worked in THIS movie and didn't get paid...

[@Kinobambino]

​Which is crazy because he was pretty much the best part

[@AndrewAce.]

No wonder he wants mortals dead. Imagine working on THIS film for free...

[@Miltypooh2001]

Fox and Disney blocking the movie from yt was the one thing they did right.

[@blackmagicwarriordjozrnetr8793]

Finally someone has a video talking about how bad this movie is most people don't even want to talk about it because it's so bad

[@abczdx]

The creator of this movie owes me a couple hours of my life

[@avakinlifeuser6888]

Did you get a refund?

[@abczdx]

@@avakinlifeuser6888 they won't give me refund lol

[@eeveefennecfox]

I couldn't even stand 5 minutes of the moive,you were able to watch a couple hours if it? ouch

[@AndrewAce.]

It owes all DB fans free therapy...

[@FreyjaWion]

I only last .....20 minutes. dang I want a refund as well

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

Yeah, tell me about it. On the other hand there was another dragon ball live action done and made in china, Taiwan, or somewhere called Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins and it lowkey was way better than DBEvolution at least... At the very least.

[@HiddenChannel]

I think I know the one you are talking about. I need to watch it some day.

[@radim279]

​@@HiddenChannel It's actually awful, but it's a fun watch because it's so batshit insane. Instead of smelly farts we get MOONWALK MAGIC! The awful 80's kung-fu-movie dubbing helps too. I'd love to see a review someday!

[@krsch2012]

There's also another one from South Korea. It was more faithful to the first half of the original series (with minor and major alterations)

[@d1pstick32]

It's a damn shame it stars Justin and Emmy who are sensational actors.

[@radim279]

*veins popping in agreement*

[@FlexFTK]

i don't know if you know this already but the screenwriter to this movie admitted that it was a cash grab on the name. he didn't care about the lore

[@jonathanallen4169]

haha..guess he didnt realize how to work a real cash grab..doing the movie right could of made him so much much such a shame

[@SgtTankDempsey]

Quick watch the video before it gets taken away again

[@LOCKED-ON]

At least it was so bad it made toriyama come back from retirement (Rest in Peace)

[@dainbramage3558]

I was so hyped when I heard they were making this... Now I never get hyped for anything ever again

[@mRibbons]

Idk who you are or where you came from, but damn. Your video here was genuinely endearing and entertaining. Well done, you.

[@rrashad0095]

Okay so they should make a second movie. Use the same cast at the age they are now and claim the movie takes place 3 months after the original. Goku has a teen pregnancy, and Gohan is born, skip straight to Vegeta showing up, have him turn into an ape, then have him call down when Bulma shows up, and then she dies by getting head shot by Frieza. Then Vegeta cuts a lock of dead bulmas hair and he turns into the blue hair super Saiyan. Then Vegeta tosses Goku some of dead bulmas hair and he also goes blue hair super Saiyan. They fight Frieza, and Frieza suddenly turns into Maijin boo (voices by Idris Elba), then a random character (who will be revealed to be Krillin in the credits only, never by name) will show up and show Goku and Vegeta how to do fusion and do a spirit ball. The movie ends with Gogeta getting warped into a multiverse (think Spider-Man across the spider verse), where hundreds of gokus and Vegeta's are, and the third movie will be 3 months later again and Gohan is an adult and we have the Cell saga happen. Gohan needs to be miscast and be played by Lady Gaga or Margot Robbie

[@AndrewAce.]

Woah...

[@craigwright8216]

I can see this was Gohan's life because he went to school.

[@BlazedApples]

you should play the video game, it's actually pretty heat gameplay wise 💀🔥

[@CocainBuzz]

Don't 😮

[@PhilipMarcYT]

I agree, but it's just Shin Budokai reskinned so the only reason to play the DBE version is for the movie costumes. Not gonna lie, I really like Goku's DBE gi.

[@karyotesnyan7265]

She already did

[@AndrewAce.]

Somehow the Game's Kamehameha looked 1000× better than the film's...

[@Duisburg051]

​@ZoePoppas1994 I'm sorry, but that movie is NOT fine. Not even close.

[@SaucisseMerguez]

I dont even think about this vile movie, its just completely outside of my mind, and it will stay that way!!

[@elmaster48]

I remember that when the movie was being released the school distributed stickers of the movie, it was weird.

[@user-qt1nu1fg3t]

I remember this movie and it's game adaptation were complete dumpster fires, especially to us fans of DB.

[@TheRealNameless1]

"It took me two days for me to watch this" This movie is like a band-aid, get it over with asap

[@blackmagicwarriordjozrnetr8793]

You got me cracking up with the smelly farts jokes 😅😂

[@danielwesley5051]

Why, some tell me, why on God’s green earth does Master Roshi have HAIR! He doesn’t even have the sunglasses!

[@internetamenhotep]

Could you imagine what the sequel would have been like with Goku and Piccolo working together and Vegeta showing up? Thank god that didn't happen

[@Moddingskylands]

nah, piccolo would die off screen and vegeta (personality of a douchebag jock) would be a high school friend, they would face frieza (friendly rivalry with goku) , with his sidekick buu (literally just a toddler who keeps on doing pop culture references), frieza and buu both kill each other in an argument, i name this, dragon ball evolution: final fight (worst movie ever)

[@juanchi2668]

@@Moddingskylands and the third movie is about Cell. Cell is the president of the US who hires Dr. Gero to produce weapons of mass destructions (the androids of course) and Gero accidentaly turns the president into the evil biologic android Cell, who has the cells of Piccolo and Goku. Goku, Vegeta, Yamcha, Gohan, and Master Roshi fight the androids 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 and 18. Cell turns perfect and becomes pals with 13, who went super. But then Goku tells him that he isn't strong enough, and Cell, obsesed with becoming stronger and far from perfect, absorbs Super 13, and because of all the power 13 had, Cell ends up exploding and dies

[@Tetristhaurusofficial420]

And the fourth movie is about Beerus who runs for president after Cell (played by Mr Trump) with his attendant Mr Joe Biden

[@radim279]

@@juanchi2668 As if they'd get a budget for fights with 6 androids. You only get one and it's called a cyborg and it looks like a Terminator because why not.

[@radim279]

@@Moddingskylands "Just because my name is Vegeta doesn't make me a complete idiot." "Just because my name is Freeza doesn't make me a complete idiot." "Just because my name is Buu doesn't make me a complete idiot."

[@EatSleepEmpire]

This was back when bad films were actually bad, not just hated by fans before they come out.

[@AndrewAce.]

Plenty of bad films get made to this day, my friend...

[@seanmiller5460]

This might be the dumbest comment I've seen on KZbin today. Pretty early maybe, but still... way to set the bar high.

[@Sean-sn9ld]

Woah nearly 20k subs , keep em coming Hidden ❤

[@drop9502]

This looks like the hypothetical dream Jimmy from Shameless had after binging a good amount of Dragonball

[@landsurfin]

I watched this in theatre so I got the full exp for how horrendous this was. Still, I can't resist the urge to relive the trauma every few yrs. Now I can just watch this and don't have to. Thank you 🙏

[@thevegetor5985]

I wish I could forget this movie. But once again great video, very funny.

[@HiddenChannel]

I will NEVER let you forget :P

[@cheat13]

Chi-Chi in japanese means Milk, but as a slang it means Boobs for both japanese and spanish.

[@PhilipMarcYT]

Maybe in Mexican Spanish, not in Spanish Spanish.

[@BernardoDavinci]

Goku solos every anime / manga verse but y’all not ready for that convo tho

[@dwibyboi2462]

What does this have to do with the movie being bad

[@sergioh2015]

Everybody been done with that convo, nothing new.

[@kisameh420]

Me when i never watched saint seiya

[@eeveefennecfox]

this is why I hate fucking live action,they ruin everything

[@blackblud8888]

She said there’s a parrot here 😂😂😂 8:54

[@tihnsorfjw]

watching clips of this movie was an insult to the real franchise. I can never get that time back either

[@radim279]

4:57 I'm not squeamish, I can handle gore and creepy imagery pretty well, but this was legit hard to watch for me

[@alejandroo.2358]

unrelated, but i got a 21 second unskipable ad before this video, what has youtube become

[@tj9427]

This movie sucks so bad I can't even watch reviews for it

[@jabradococonutfrosting9513]

Hello

[@HiddenChannel]

Hi

[@Agent-mb1xx]

I walked out of 4 movies in my life with refunds*, Asterix & Obelix 2, Austin Powers 3, Taxi's remake (no refunds) and this abortion, I had no internet and seen no trailer, went in blind The American remake of Taxi would have been one but I didn't pay the ticket

[@Jsonrich]

LMFAO idk why I thought back then that Goku sliding his head on the roof of the car was the coolest shift I ever seen

[@178laaleros]

It's so bad that even a porn movie could have better costumes and maybe the acting would be better 😂😂

[@radim279]

Any recommendations?

[@BigGucciShinoz]

Which is worst Dragonball Evolution or Tekken The Movie?

[@PhilipMarcYT]

DBE. Tekken had Jonathan Foo as Jin Kazama so I quite enjoyed it.

[@xenodee027]

Tekken was most enjoyable the Dbe

[@AidanTheSorcerer]

Dragon Bal Evolution was like the best db live action of all time.

[@lewisgrant7622]

You can tell whoever wrote the story for this movie had never read or watched og dragon ball. Also toriyama even offered to help with ideas. They turned him down.

[@LeaderoftheKaijuprideOftheprim]

This movie felt so stupid I expected so much more this version of Goku felt like a embarrassment 🤬

[@coreyfantuzzi9735]

The best thing about this.movie that got right, was only when goku fought everyday earthlings and took out the school bully, even when piccolo destroyed Gohans home he imitated a sith crushing the home with the force not ki. I'm sorry guys but the movie was a disappointment, but if u want to see a live adaptation this is what was given, if you want a live action DragonBall give it to the ones who have watched and been through every series and some good ass people who know how to work cgi, we have a whole planet and world called pandora, but when this came out we got new York city and roshi was living in the middle of a lake lmfao

[@aaronazrael902]

Goku looks like some guy is the best description of this lol

[@SwabySean1]

I saw Dragonball evolution on cable years ago in that movie was terrible beyond belief. That movie told me that dragon Ball should never ever be live action

[@chubbyz8713]

what is jimmy / steve doing?

[@AmericanIlluminati]

So, a couple corrections: 1. Dragonball Goku was very much vengeful. He’s playful too, but he doesn’t fully develop his merciful personality until he meets Android 8. 2. ChiChi means tits in Japanese. ChiChi’s name is literally boobies. It’s not a play on milk. At least not the way you think it is. 3.

[@MeNanWazaHowitzer]

I remember hearing that this movie was being made and getting all kinds of hyped and then i seen a trailer and wanted to pour bleach in my eyes to un see it and try anything to remove it from my memory

[@claustrophobicturtle]

😂😂 I remember watching this movie! I kept feeling like the main character was Gohan 🤣🤣

[@Artistjames2330]

the good thing about this movie was that we got Dragon ball super because of evolution and a redemption for zamasu's va James Marsters who was king piccolo

[@aswdaxel]

as an OG Dragon Ball fan, i really really REALLY hate this movie (what i mean is that i like the OG dragon ball which DBE is based on) DBE Bulma fits in a James Bond movie💀 DBE Goku fits in Miraculous Ladybug💀 DBE Yamcha fits in Oliver Twist💀 DBE Roshi fits in Chang-Chi💀 i bet if there will be a Dragon Ball Z evolutions, Vegeta will fit in Star Trek with Cell and Frieza, Buu will probably look buff and will act like Raphael from TMNT

[@kmtr6376]

she was shiting on the movie too much it wasn't THAT bad

[@PhilipMarcYT]

Oh look, it's the couple from Shameless. lol There are a few things I liked from DBE: - Goku's gi - The Japanese dub (it sounds pretty damn good, but the Japanese are known for doing high caliber voiceovers anyway) - The PSP game (it's a reskin of Shin Budokai though it's still a lot of fun) - Some of the cast actors/actress were good picks, just poorly used. Tony Jaa as Goku would have been far superior. - Japanese theme song - Actress that played Chichi was dang beautiful P.S. No, it wasn't Masako Nozawa who voiced Goku, it was some other popular VA (male) and the best part of him was screaming KAME-HAME-HA!! Also, the Japanese DVD which the JPN dub is available contains English subs, that's how I watched it subbed. But yeah, the movie sucks can't defend that.

[@kenshix7902]

He was voiced by Kappei Yamaguchi (Usopp and L)

[@kenshix7902]

He was voiced by Kappei Yamaguchi (Usopp and L)

[@PhilipMarcYT]

@@kenshix7902 That's him. Thanks.

[@gregi787]

I'm a DBZ nerd, I could not watch this movie back then. Even watching your review of it is making me curl up in cringe.

[@bladecastlevania3653]

Wait! People still talk about Dragon Ball Evolution? This must be a cult thing😯

[@MacCalloom]

The Gi looks epic

[@stanleykassim2839]

Typical Hollywood to make the plot as shallow as getting the girl. This is why anime is taking over: There are no shallow plots. Goku isn't super strong because he is from another planet (like some Marvel super heroes), but because he trains really hard and his body adapts 100 times faster than humans'. Goku isn't a good guy because he has a crush on a girl, or was raised by good parents, or whatever stupid trope Hollywood is trying to sell, but because he wants nothing but to become stronger. He doesn't want to become the strongest, nor does he want to show off his strength. In fact, he is always looking for people stronger than him to fight. He gets his arse handed to him so many times and loves every moment of it - unlike marvel characters who get depressed because the lost a fight. Goku (and most anime characters) are very relatable. What I love most about Goku is that he doesn't want to lose, but is always looking for someone stronger who will, most likely, kick his ass. This is in order to become stronger and better. The movie Goku has none of these characteristic. The movie Goku is just another crybaby victim, like every other Hollywood protagonist.

[@SuperSaiyan2NahumKai]

Unlike most fans' i enjoyed that movie for what it was even though i agree that it's not a good Dragonball movie. I hated the part where Goku went to high school. I went to see that movie in theaters while dressed as Goku. The Dragonball franchise probably wouldn't be as popular as it is today if wasn't for that movie's failure. I personally want another Live action theatrical Dragonball movie be made as long as it's done right and done by the right people who would treat it with love and care regardless of the naysayers especially some of big KZbinrs in the Dragonball community who don't want another one. However, if an official Live action Dragonball episodic series were to someday happen' that would suffice. I believe in my heart that a Live action Dragonball adaptation film or at least an episodic series can be done right especially with today's advanced technology. Take Dragonball Z Light Of Hope for example, it's a pretty awesome live action Dragonball Z fan film on KZbin without having a Hollywood level budget.

[@zweady]

no way you basically just said the dragonball franchise wouldn’t be as popular without this movies failure, this movie had no impact on the series bcuz it wasn’t made by Akira Toriyama or anyone affiliated. Put some respect on Dragon Ball’s name..

[@SuperSaiyan2NahumKai]

@@zweady Excuse me? The key word i said is "Probably" regarding the Dragonball franchise's popularity so don't try to demonize me for stating about it. Also, i meant no disrespect to Dragonball name. If it's true that the movie's failure caused him to be more involved in the making of the Battle Of Gods movie' then Dragonball Evolution's failure paved the way for the Dragonball franchise's increased popularity with the Battle Of Gods movie's success.

[@kazi1]

Hi

[@HiddenChannel]

Hello, Kazi! You are always so fast :D

[@lightningmuhqween4828]

The only good thing to come from this movie is modern Dragon Ball for without this abomination, Toriyama-sense likely would have never made Super.

[@knightfallprotocol]

The closest thing we have to a good live action Dragon Ball z movie is Man of steel. And that's because the plot of that movie is basically the saiyan saga and the fights in that movie look like dragon ball z fights, right down to fact that superman screams a lot to get stronger.

[@calebkent6706]

This movie is why i believe some anime should remain in animation. I dont think were gonna get a dragon ball let alone dragon ball z era movie because of how bad this film was.

[@rminitials]

Dragon ball could be done in live action. This movie was just the absolute worst case scenario come true.

[@nukedukem614]

It's so bad

[@TramiNguyen-oi3kp]

I love this Dragon Ball Z live-action movie!

[@roachmonk]

Chee chees is a Mexican way of saying boobs

[@jeremygeorgia4943]

Soooo... How can air [bending] restart someone's heart, and why couldn't Geeko have used the locker-blast to blow out all the lamps? In some ways, the locker technique looked more powerful than whatever he was trying to do in the lamp room to impress ChiChi. Also, how can someone with last words be killed by strangulation? Why didn't Goku care about his grandpa being dead? Why just one wish? Why all the interpretive dancing, instead of fighting? It needed more ribbons. Why couldn't they have made a sequel? It would have been so satisfying to roast that one into oblivion, too. It might have given some additional closure, since the prospective franchise didn't quite seem dead, in the first chapter.

[@Nevergiveuphope-rk7zi]

I haven't watched the video and already know your gonna cook it takes serious guts to admit that.

[@wilhelmgrimm8723]

I was legit shitting on this movie with my friend and find that you posted a video on it 😂

[@blinkachu5275]

"Don't watch this movie... ever" I disagree I've watched it like 5 times now and it's godawful, BUT, it also makes me laugh out loud each time due to how awful it is Get some drinks, some friends together, this is genuinely one of the most funny movies to watch "Hey Fulllleeerrrrrr"

[@NotEvenOverThere]

I unironically used to love this movie as a child 😂had it on DVD with all of dragon ball and dbz Kai my mom wasn’t playing

[@damainmane4765]

Honestly the only way I see a live action DB series done right is if it were just that …A series 1st…THEN bring the movies 🎥

[@scottpeters1847]

The first rule of dragonball evolution...

[@CocainBuzz]

The movie might be horrible but the psp tie in Game is worse And they sold that shit for the sweet price of 50 bucks

[@PhilipMarcYT]

The game is worse? What. Technically, there is nothing wrong with it as it's a reskin of Shin Budokai with DBE content so gameplay-wise it's awesome. I didn't care for the story so I just skipped to the battle stages.

[@CocainBuzz]

It was short as hell ​@@PhilipMarcYT

[@bmw328i8]

Jesse was getting into some crazy ish before he met Walter 😆

[@AlphaProto]

Piccolo was turned green in post. At first he was just a white guy.

[@GHO5T3DFreelance]

0:38 ...tough crowd but ya know what? an opening acts an opening act.

[@xenodee027]

This movie never happened....Nope!... don't exist 😖

[@liveplug5998]

She stole chi chi’s blood when they were at the training place

[@odwamkancu1690]

Jackie Chan is a real life Goku.

[@lewisgrant7622]

Evolution was so bad it caused the director to fcking apologise and basically made toriyama come out of retirement and write battle of gods

[@soremuss]

Just found your chanel and its great.

[@sirsir108]

Goku looks like Jesse from breaking bad... that's the same guy ya?

[@Niborino9409]

It's as if they made a Dragon Ball movie without the rights to one since everything is completely opposite of how it should be!

[@benjaminherd8461]

Couldnt agree with you more, also was just wondering are you a kiwi?

[@Essu_]

Preaching to the choir here, man.

[@5fthdisiple482]

This movie was and always will be an abortion. Maybe if I had still been younger than 13 it would've sparked my imagination had I never seen the cartoon before.

[@phloriaernas2149]

Real Goku is almost an asexual being. His default way of life is thinking of nothing but martial arts and spending his entire life in training and its application in combat!! Then we have DB Evolution Goku who goes to school, falls in love and imagines things about girls ... dude Goku never had hormonal teenager phase like that!! He's not gay, but he's also not really into girls either!!! There are two things he loves the most in this world: martial arts and food!! He married his wife by *ACCIDENT!!!* _(he thought she offered him a new type of food called marriage and said yes)_ But our director here did like almost *_ZERO_* research and came up with this abomination!!!

[@Jsonrich]

Goku being edgy in this movie is hilarious lmaoooo. Best Dragonball parody movie ever

[@firstdegreesports5120]

I thought we agreed never to speak of this.........

[@femboy4rumMars]

Gotta love how they didn’t try at all to make these actors look or dress anything like the characters they’re portraying 💀🪦

[@Tyln93]

You should watch it in the movie Avatar the Last Airbender!!! (2010) 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@IDJmylife]

There is an even worse movie about 20 years earlier

[@MossiahAce091]

Like the addition of the Wandering on sunny afternoon theme 😊 ff7 Crisis Core

[@danelewis9477]

My expectation were asian goku and the rest lets start there

[@Shahars71]

The only good thing that this movie did was piss Toriyama off so much he made Dragon Ball Super

[@CakCiKuRamA]

this is why we should just let japan do japan things.bleach and death note aren’t that bad of a movie

[@J.Skyler]

you guys ever think the actor for goku is cute?

[@PhilipMarcYT]

It's the guy from Shameless. xD

[@jameshlee17]

This film may be bad but it's the only thing Dragon Ball related on Disney+. As for me I'm just glad I saw 'Battle of Gods'. Despite the fact that I had to get it on physical media (DVD) if anyone remembers the days of physical media still being relevant.