The Liver King

[@Reynallday]

I really love his wife calling him "The Bear" even though he wants to be called the "Liver King". Reminds me of four year olds wanting to change their name to Firetruck Ninja or some nonsense

[@_Frostline_]

What do you mean by nonsense? Firetruck Ninja sounds awesome.

[@theswissmiss69]

@@_Frostline_ my exact thought!!!

[@poopylafartso3221]

😂

[@LittlefoxElle]

Lazer Fartass

[@theswissmiss69]

@@LittlefoxElle is that what you‘d like to be called?

[@sethappleton7628]

"We don't want any electromagnetic fields in our house" The spinning molten core of the earth : "guess I'll die"

[@imrandpm]

literally all visible light: 👁👄👁

[@KeanuG95]

Sun and space radiation and stuff

[@evelyntheidiot6]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking this lol... there's no way to avoid radiation

[@jordanvaughan768]

This comment is gold

[@cologist]

@@jordanvaughan768 Pure gold!

[@emilyb.8219]

Man's gonna get scurvy never eating any vegetables, then he's gonna be living the pirate life instead of the ancestral life

[@sprague8066]

still our ancestors

[@sharvareedeshpande4309]

Lmao

[@dragonmaster5015]

Liver has shitloads of vitamin c man I’m sure he’ll be fine 😂

[@maenad1231]

Scurvy is likely but it’s actually possible to avoid scurvy if you eat the right offals and cook it on the rare side. It’s not enough vitamin c for your body to get the true antioxidant benefits of it but it’s apparently enough to avoid scurvy

[@njinlover]

If that's the case then he's not gonna be living any life at all

[@VenatorPaleo]

Someone tell him that our ancestors ate roots, and fruit also. You know, that’s what a “hunter gatherer” is.

[@superrazor7617]

Also tell him that steroids were not invented yet

[@Dr_Sunshine222]

@@superrazor7617FOUL 😭😭

[@Himanshi.Y]

@@superrazor7617 💀💀

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@superrazor7617 I mean like horse piss and yams

[@luckyst4r32]

@@superrazor7617 I-

[@michaelpurnell5203]

“My kids are eating nothing, they are simulating a failed hunt” lmaooooo

[@KairiMorin]

So child abuse.

[@overworkedwarlock94]

Yeah, if he actually did that I would be furious.

[@wwildan8961]

God of War in real life

[@involvedsilver]

@@wwildan8961 You mean Kratos?

[@thomasstone3480]

wow bean dad but for meat

[@TheCatchFilms]

Liver King: "Throw your phone in a garbage can to protect against electromagnetic fields" Also Liver King: *has electricity wired throughout his house*

[@lotofmalarkey434]

But it’s okay because he has “grounding paint” on the walls.

[@carbonatedPigeon]

And is also recording with an electronic device... lol

[@godspeedthe13th]

I don't understand these people, do they not know that the biggest ball of radiation and emf waves is the fucking SUN.

[@jpanza]

also liver king: lives on planet earth, a *giant magnet*

[@TheCatchFilms]

@@godspeedthe13th they hear "radiation" and think Chernobyl lol

[@ncrpaulina7069]

"the kids got nothing to eat because they are simulating a failed hunt" had me dying hahaha

[@rumiyama3709]

@Hellbanisher Rockz îdsddfm

[@CptYesterday93]

just like the kids!

[@audreygemma]

Same! XD

[@gblikestosew]

@@CptYesterday93 💀 oh my god

[@emmanememmanem]

i cackled

[@David-sq2en]

When I was 8 years old I decided to live like our ancestors the apes... so I would eat bananas without pealing them... then I saw a video of gorillas pealing bananas before eating them, and that shattered my whole world.

[@fangal12]

I hope you're still throwing your feces though, that's a core tenent of the ape ancestral lifestyle

[@TT-xz5sy]

Sorry but this is fckn hilarious 😂

[@Shastry123]

😂😂how does this comment not have a thousand likes I laughed out loud literally

[@mammoneymelon]

weirdly applicable to this guy living in a mansion and using steroids while claiming he's living the "ancestral lifestyle" lmao

[@Noursinette_]

IM CRYING NAHSHAhAHAHAHAHA💀💀

[@tatumfowler3603]

The Liver King and the Biological Dentist sounds like a villian duo.

[@meeg9115]

FR

[@Stoopid420]

**insert team rocket reference here**

[@katevgrady]

A villain duo from the "top 10 DC villains you wouldn't believe actually exist" listicle

[@callmeqt1269]

Fighting against the Cyborg Dentist

[@chloesantos8637]

I’d watch an anime like that

[@tuesdaytrothwell]

This man has equal yet violently opposite energy to ThatVeganTeacher. They are clearly natural foes and their battle will be legendary

[@northstarjakobs]

Two people who don't understand human biology and dietary history!

[@potmeetkettle]

What is your profile pic from?

[@dracodracarys2339]

he will probably eat vegan teacher and say that herbivores are naturally prey for carnivores

[@ambercotrone]

Best comment

[@Koselill]

Idk if Danny didnt cover it or what, but he didnt actually shame anyone. Thats what pisses me off about thatveganteacher. He wants to be stupid and eat purely meat and sleep on wood? Fine. Cuz he's not pushing it on others and shaming those who dont. They're both diehards about their diets tho lol.

[@tburkalurk9888]

This guy says he does the “ ancestral” life style but he doesn’t know that they knew how to cook with fire

[@tgoelst]

And also that people used to eat mainly fruit vegetables and nuts

[@manxiefeathermoon9888]

Meat was rare

[@girlingreen1733]

Also that the animals we did prey on were HUGELY different

[@carbonatedPigeon]

@@tgoelst and the fruit, vegetables, and nuts we eat now are completely different because we've artificially selected for them to be sweeter, bigger, and more edible

[@AM-kr4pv]

@@girlingreen1733 yeah things like sheep and cows have been domesticated for thousands of years, they're so far from what they originally were bred from. Much like most dogs don't exactly resemble wolves.

[@cameronsitton501]

So what we know about this guy: - hates that humans are using fire to cook food - loves to eat liver - holy shit it's the eagle that's punishing Prometheus - he's that eagle

[@RonaldC]

Underrated comment absolute fire

[@pearlhwva]

@@RonaldC idk if this was an intentional pun or not but either way, it made me bust a lung XD

[@Arloooooooo_]

@@pearlhwva HAH

[@chrisdavis8650]

Is he aware, that our ancestors used fire?

[@reaganjex1404]

That’s genuinely hilarious

[@sampuffer8099]

Danny: “I mean he does sound happy in all of his videos” The Liver King 5 minutes earlier: *wails in despair while lifting 1000-pound weights*

[@everybody48]

this comment made me hysterical for 2 minutes I love this video so much

[@rae7864]

LOOOL that's exactly what i thought.. So fucking funny

[@P-P-Panda]

**augh-ah-hah** 🏋️‍♂️

[@DeathnoteBB]

“I don’t know if it’s possible to get this way naturally” _man has so much muscle with no fat it could only be obtained with drugs_ Me: 👁👄👁 Like even if that is possible naturally, that’s completely unhealthy!

[@drpibisback7680]

I mean, I'd also probably scream in agony trying to drag that much heavy shit, but that's why I'd just not do that.

[@Simbley]

fascinating he's not like those people that build their own house in the woods and live without modern convenience he just does some uncomfortable things while also living in a mansion its bizarre

[@msd7544]

Yeah like he replaced his bed by a wood plank, but dude uses plates and electricity for some reason. Also I’m pretty sure gyms hadn’t been invented yet in ancestral times, and neither was beard oil.

[@mat0920]

And he doesn't shower or wear deodorant. Seriously

[@lordmage2196]

Just reading this comment and also reply from @M sd and I almost died xd

[@tunafish5462]

​@@msd7544 Also I am pretty sure our ancestors didn't wax their chest hair....so you would expect him to be the hairiest man alive but I guess Zeus was the "ancestor" he was going for with that beard and abs.

[@ddjsoyenby]

ikr.

[@antonluvs]

“So they will be simulating a failed hunt.” Is KILLING me.

[@izstrella]

And all that raw meat might be killing them, haha...oooh

[@dracodracarys2339]

"and the weakest of my kids will be food for the strongest ones, just like it is in nature"

[@ririduvall6395]

that shiet had me CRYING

[@bearrett_8783]

When is it again?

[@MezandBuzz]

@@bearrett_8783 14:44

[@yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382]

It's wonderful that he puts phones in a faraday cage to protect from the radiation but walks around outside all day without clothes or sunscreen

[@Nathan-dt2tu]

To be fair, unless you're extremely prone to sunburn, be extremely careful what brand of sunscreen you buy. A surprising amount of them can give you skin cancer. Yes, I get accused of wearing a tin hat regularly for that, however that's no longer a crazy stance since the news has finally acknowledged it as of around a year ago. Sunscreen gives you skin cancer.

[@yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382]

@@Nathan-dt2tu Do you have a source on that? I've never heard anything of the sort

[@Woopor]

Next thing you know he’ll be sunbathing inside a microwave because there wasn’t no puny ozone layer to protect the ancestors (I don’t actually know if there wasn’t an ozone layer when primates emerged, just joking and stuff)

[@Walleyedwosaik]

Sooooo just aaaaaaggghhhhhh it’s so FUCJINF stoooooopid gaaaaaghhghgg

[@justadel2]

Well it's actually not as bad as it sounds

[@thevillainofthisstory]

I teach Ancient History and I think the Liver King has forgotten the gather part of hunter-gatherer society. His Paleolithic ancestors are probably as confused by him as we are

[@rahulmenon4357]

Ancient peoples diet = BAKONZZZ

[@ceilingeye]

literally. there are so many ancient societies that rarely if ever ate meat. from what ik, the only communities that subsisted purely on meat were those that lived in frigid climates where plant life was sparce

[@user-lq1tp4yw3e]

@@ceilingeye do you have some evidence to this?

[@mechanomics2649]

@@ceilingeye Saying "ancient societies" is so vague as to be meaningless.

[@TenderNoodle]

Also saying “ancestral” is literally so vague😭 like is he basing this a particular time and place? Or is he just basing his whole life off of his stereotyped idea of “cavemen”

[@melissalonla]

small child: *is sick, suffers from allergies* their dad: "there is no PASSION, there is no VISION, there is no AGRESSION, there is no fkn MINDSET"

[@hybridslinky4829]

IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER

[@bluebell1611]

@@hybridslinky4829 WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR

[@beems9617]

@@bluebell1611 PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS

[@stuiipid]

PUT IN THE WORK

[@krismuttz]

@@beems9617 AND TAKE WHATS OURS

[@taylorharrison2274]

I feel like the funniest part of this is that literally nothing he does has ever been done by anyone's ancestors

[@ryswyk5894]

Seriously like…if you showed his videos to someone 2000 years ago they’d be so confused on why he’s not cooking his meat with fire, how the fuck he’s so muscular(steroids), why he doesn’t eat fruits/veggies, and why he CHOOSES to sleep on a wood box💀

[@s.s.r.c.p.b.5583]

@@ryswyk5894 and confused about the whole video bit

[@lamppost6194]

@@ryswyk5894 yeah if I was one of my ancestors I totally would've been like "ooga ooga chaka"

[@Callimo]

Right? I'm presuming he's living in that modern house....with a fridge and freezer, and multiple rooms, and upholstery made of man made fabrics, an indoor bathroom, windows with panes... Yeah, he's LARPing living in the past. If he was actually living in, say, the Bronze Age, he would be cryyyying xD

[@czylbauer5812]

Right right. I was like did he go back in time and check for himself?

[@ThisOneGoes211]

The ancestral tenet of spending $12,000 a month on steroids

[@raresmircea7451]

😂😂

[@lynternet]

u ate

[@wertzupok1113]

@@lynternet no YOU ate

[@kapil3627]

@@wertzupok1113no the liver king ate (testicles)

[@SicilianAmericanDreams]

Steroids are actually very very inexpensive. Its like maybe 40-100$/month at most. Maybe 300$ max for enough to do a bunch on a 12-16 week cycle

[@Anthony-dh2ig]

As a historian, this is hilariously ahistorical. I assume he's aiming for like pre-history humans, but also the amount of meat he eats, the wooden uncomfortable bed. It's just funny

[@clementpoon120]

i think meat is like really valuable in the caveman days right

[@elainelouve]

I was just going to say the same! Why do these paleo people always miss the gathering part of hunter gatherers? Besides, having dairy products means domesticated cows. Imo most of his diet should be plant based, then fish and other easily obtainable proteins.

[@nellyrose392]

@@elainelouve i think he’s modern ancestral😂😂

[@taylorhillard4868]

I just love how completely wrong it is....prehistoric, and pre-agricultural human diet was primarily starchy roots. Yes they ate meat, but not every day. Most fruits that we have today did not exist back then, they were spread globally (meaning they would be inaccessible) and are seasonal, often only being able to be found for a week or two for each species. Conversely, root vegetables are abundant across the globe in many forms in each region. A big starchy root is a very successful evolutionary adaptation. So they are abundant, calorically and nutritionally significant, and accessible year round. Eat your veggies kids, and don't take the naughty sauce.

[@Andrea-rw9tf]

They also cooked the meat meat, cooking killer off harmful bacteria and parasites for at least the last two million years. Homo Erectus conquered fire millions of years ago. Cooking made food easier to digest as well allowing for us to have bigger brains…now we’re going in reverse.

[@ZombiePirateLeChuck]

The bed thing kills me every time. Even our ape cousins use a ton of leaves and stuff to sleep comfortably. Our ancestors definitely figured out how to gather grass and make soft places to sleep. Animals with lower intelligence know how to nest and that the hard ground is shitty to lay on hahaha

[@liberalsrelstupido8349]

Romans and Greeks frequently chose to sleep on hard surfaces such as wooden planks. Marcus Aurelius, the Roman Philosopher Emperor, even mentions it briefly in, “Meditations,” and how he is thankful for being encouraged to sleep that way.

[@riabouchinska]

Dude right like even fckn tiny-brained birds make nests. That is like one of the main things they do, their brains are just like EAT MATE NEST

[@drtaverner]

@@liberalsrelstupido8349 Yet we still have thousands of years of evidence across cultures of reeds, straw, wool, and other cushion material being used to sleep on. If you like a hard surface, cool, but claiming that all of our ancestors slept like that and that's why you're doing it sounds stupid.

[@trouty606]

Imagine the luck of being born in a generation with creature comforts like mattresses and climate controlled homes and deciding to just be uncomfortable because of some perceived importance of "ancestry". Your ancestors would call you a dumbass for sleeping on wood.

[@GOFFBITZH666]

@@liberalsrelstupido8349 Funny thing is that even then, Liver King didn’t even fully commit to living the Roman/Greek lifestyle for sleep since he added bare minimum cushioning so it’d technically account as “living da ancestral life” lol

[@MissCutechan]

The fact that this mans eats ONLY proteins and fat and is constantly out of breath for no reason stresses me the hell out

[@polyfoxgames9006]

Steroids

[@HAbarneyWK]

@@polyfoxgames9006 yeah, love it how he promotes "ancestral" living, yet is obviously not natty.

[@karla9319]

Man’s got scurvy

[@everychannel1025]

Optimal on its own, but steroids fuck it up

[@haleyvilla6299]

The cholesterol😳

[@mandymooncakes]

Imagine a "simulated hunt" is just him buying meat at the grocery store

[@kathleennewton370]

But he just decides to walk on all fours on the meat aisle lol

[@AAAHH111]

And he hisses at the poor people who walk by

[@pitrocius]

And he just starts screaming and sacrificing his poor children for some god after "securing" the meal.

[@yoursistersheatingpad]

@@pitrociusand he tortures those who question his God, feeding the deity with the torment and torture of those wretched, ignorant souls that may never be purified for their blasphemy. They will never reach reincarnation, and instead will worship their patron, The Liver King, and the almighty deity their patron worships.

[@macross270]

And then he takes every single meat from the meat aisle and dashes out of the store on all fours, without paying, as all the poor customers and employees look on at him in fear and confusion.

[@gerudo849]

People like this always underestimate how many vegetables ancient humans ate. They're always like "mm yes meat" when our real ancestors were eating every wild plant they could possibly find.

[@jonathansports1036]

Literally though. A lot of human diets through history were mostly vegetarian. Eating a lot of meat in ancient times was a sign of major wealth and privilege.

[@anthropomorphicpeanut6160]

For some reason this comment made me crave salad

[@aendra6495]

He needs the true ancient diet: using up all your energy failing to hunt with a crappy spear, starving for days in the winter and accidentally eating poisonous mushrooms.

[@gnosis2871]

Yeah, for most of human history most people couldn't afford to eat meat everyday

[@brody1153]

They ate everything they could including every living animal they could mange to kill not just plants

[@erinbailey7940]

Danny’s hair is gradually approaching its final form. A sentient being. A formidable enigma.

[@vegeta6169]

I thought it was Drew!

[@maximummax7232]

Wym? Danny's hair took over Danny's brain years ago

[@nishantpajni1750]

gregma

[@divavthataintme]

E I was your 999/1000th like (someone liked at the same time as me-)

[@Fallenemiko]

I’m not even joking, I was watching his hair at least half on the time, wondering how he managed that level of body in his hair

[@fissionabledolphin]

Brian’s voice always simultaneously sounds like he’s the most confident person in the world and also like he’s crying for help

[@bookaholicguy7506]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar then keep begging i ain't gonna subscribe

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar Just use your phone, g.

[@pteryxs]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar cry about it :)

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar Your covers are fire but the spam isn't going to help as much as you think

[@munchlaxlol4579]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar beg on, child

[@goosegoose5737]

Y’all, “our ancestors” did not deprive themselves by choice. If they had the same resources available as we do, there is no way they would choose to sleep on a wooden slab and eat raw meat.

[@Cat-fq3pt]

Exactly. Didn't they usually live to the age of 45 too? (English isnt my first language so if the sentence is weird sorry)

[@Brynwyn123]

They also started eating grains pretty early and started out from the beginning eating mostly fruit, seeds, starchy roots etc with only some meat.

[@camerondundale811]

@@Cat-fq3pt that sentence was perfect! and also, you are right

[@nickspencer2207]

@@Cat-fq3pt Actually no! The average age of people back then was around 45, you’re right, but that didn’t actually mean most people lived to 45! Most people lived to around 80, like us, except a lot of people died as babies, so it brought the average way down. Great English by the way!

[@SallyB_23]

@@Brynwyn123 OMG Exactly!!! Meat was extremely hard to come by since you had to actually go out and spend pretty much all day waiting for enough game to come along and then the act of killing it and carrying it back was super difficult as well so....yeah

[@Maurrokh]

The bed thing is so funny to me. Even animals build themselves comfortable nests and 'beds' to rest in. Why does he assume our prehistoric ancestors didn't?

[@donovanb9020]

Because his knowledge of "our ancestors" apparently amounts to what he saw from Flintstones cartoons. He also, conveniently, ignores the fact that there's a reason that cultures around the world have feasts/traditions that center around eating an animal, like Thanksgiving. It's because being able to eat a substantial amount of meat had always been a special occasion, during our hunter-gatherer phase as a species. The only real exceptions would be, maybe, peoples that had easy access to abundant fish/seafood.

[@baboon889]

This is what drives me crazy. We are where we are today because who tf wants to sleep on a big rock. Thats why weve developed things and experimented with ideas. Humans are constantly evolving and trying to make living a little easier. Thats why we create things lmao.

[@baboon889]

Like does he think indigenous people just throw a slab on the ground and call it a day? Please someone tell this man to take any form of history class/anthropology.

[@Wildtooth-mg9sl]

Or you know cook food

[@thelemurofmadagascar9183]

His bed is actually pretty accurate though. My grandparents have a similar bed set up, which is pretty common amongst Indians. Although people from the past didn't just plop themselves down on rocks, they certainly didn't sleep on the huge oversized mattresses of today either.

[@Eyeball44]

I am concerned that he thinks our “ancestors” didn’t eat vegetables.. that was literally a fundamental part of early human’s diets

[@voluntaryismistheanswer]

What's the proof of that assertion? Just curious, with carbon dating and all

[@holylettuce4730]

@@voluntaryismistheanswer carbon dating? What does that have to do with early human diets?

[@themusicaljunkie37]

It's almost as if he just doing some revisionism about our ancestors just to excuse his bizarre bad lifestyle

[@willyeeton4390]

@@themusicaljunkie37 he's not doing it to excuse himself, he's doing it to sell his "ancestral" supplements. He knows exactly what he's doing.

[@elyseb7372]

@@voluntaryismistheanswer carbon is in all living matter (both plant and animal), so carbon dating wouldn't be a problem when archeologist come across ancient preserved veggies and fruits. But there's plenty of evidence that indicate ancient humans ate plants, just like meat. Usually the remains of these plants are found buried in baskets or preserved in the mud of archeological dig sites. Not to mention, agriculture itself is an amazing testament to relationship between plants and humans! Wild corn looks completely different to your standard domesticated corn for example.

[@5thHouse]

Biologically, she's a dentist. Metaphorically, she's the liver queen. Theoretically, she's a real human, but realistically, she's an ocelot.

[@Noursinette_]

WTF HAHA

[@MatchaTheVibeking]

This is the best comment here.

[@joeonyt196]

Revolver ocelot!?

[@seachelle2316]

a member of the ocelot pack famously known for raising Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, famous pharmacist

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

Hahaa

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Liver King" sounds like a nickname for a man eating cannibal tribe leader

[@missclick7609]

yo why did u change ur profile pic?

[@Thatonecrunchyy]

yes

[@cheerleaderofdoom766]

I wanna flow down the river With the male monarch of liver His muscles make me shiver His forbidden meat has me in a tither 🍖 🌊 🤴

[@What4Fun]

I keep seeing you everywhere

[@hyperbaroque]

Bring the outsiders to the Liver King HE WILL JUDGE THEM (translation, he will eat bits and pieces of them before deciding to eat their entire body)

[@hawkgirl9984]

Fun fact: when the liver king mentions your "skin biome", what he means is the normal bacteria that just chill out on your skin. If you've ever heard of your microbiome in your gut (referring to the normal bacteria that help with digestion), your skin biome is like that but on your skin Edit: in case there is any confusion, your gut microbiome and your skin microbiome do two different things. I was just making the comparison to help explain what a biome, or rather microbiome, is.

[@kbea121]

That was one of the few factual things in this video!

[@lisas5736]

@@kbea121 except that bathing in pine needles isn't gonna do anything for your biome exept maybe scratch?

[@kbea121]

@@lisas5736 lol for sure. But the skin biome is a real thing and you gotta give the man props for knowing one real thing! 😅

[@lisas5736]

@@kbea121 haha damn the bar is low

[@Anno_Al]

Yeah that's what he's referring to but also nobody tell Danny about face mites.

[@vladdtronnz6924]

Imagine in 200 years people like him will be doing simulated grocery runs

[@Solznmid]

“They must be careful when choosing milk. They have to be hesitant, because the wrong choice will lead to them choosing a gallon of milk with an early expiration date” 🐅

[@CalamitasCalliope]

One of the most dangerous places in the grocery store was the Deli section. This would force our ancestors to interact with competing families, and if resources were limited it may lead to a fight that would end in both parties going without food. We have recorded accounts of a similar event happening on a global scale during the Covid-19 pandemic

[@candi4202]

@@CalamitasCalliope ha ha ha ha ha ha. True story

[@internal.rage.]

Anyone know the song that starts at 8:05

[@n000d13s]

No. Regular people will be doing simulated grocery runs. People like him will still do simulated hunts.

[@daydreaminboy7671]

all jokes aside this is why we need to teach kids how to be media savvy so they can spot a scam when they see one

[@malum9478]

fuck kids--adults need that shit. a ton of the people that fall for this shit is dudes in their 20's-30's.

[@Hannahgs]

@@TRlabel that’s just not true lol

[@mammoneymelon]

@@TRlabel oh you sweet summer child

[@TRlabel]

@@mammoneymelon OMG your so mature😱

[@mammoneymelon]

@@TRlabel i was literally implying that people on the internet (including myself) are very dumb sometimes and fall for obvious scams. if grown adults can't spot scams and catfishing, 11 year olds definitely can't

[@dezh6345]

Liver King: I'll sleep like early humans... on as hard a surface as possible Early humans: **used grass and ash to make a soft "carpet", and interwove medicinal plants into it to act as an insect repellent**

[@MossoDaBanana]

early humans dumb ok?

[@mackenziedry1046]

Literally

[@masterwindu1234]

where do i find this carpet

[@MinhQuangNguyen-og4mz]

@Dont Check My About Page Link i dont remember when did i asked and can u find anyone who cares?

[@dnr-vs1lk]

It’s a bot. Its job is to comment where nobody cares.

[@saoirseoreilly6750]

This dude is the type of person who would not do this unless social media existed.

[@imzabatch]

Exactly. I was thinking he "has a disdain for technology", but then how would everyone else know how buff, strong, weird, and cool he is with his abnormal lifestyle?

[@manda-om9ls]

A lot of people honestly though

[@stupidshiba]

I don’t know why he eats his food raw, the ability to make fire was like the first thing that made us special

[@spaceyvoid4202]

He's just wasting Prometheus' efforts

[@MegaraTheUnwise]

@@spaceyvoid4202 I mean, considering how into liver he is, I feel like he’d be more on the side of the eagle

[@dopesickdog]

some nutrients and beneficial bacteria get destroyed by heat, but that's mostly plant tissue; refusing to cook meat is like long-term Russian roulette

[@cleverusername8319]

@@MegaraTheUnwise I'm kinda shocked nobody really responded to this reference

[@eagletgriff]

@@cleverusername8319 its the perfect reply lmao

[@DialecticRed]

I keep hearing "the liver king" as "deliver king," which just makes me think of him as the world's most jacked mailman

[@AGoofyJester]

New character idea!

[@kittywitty6]

Actually I’d like to keep my liver.

[@forthelowpriceof4.99]

​@@kittywitty6too bad

[@evanshere484]

i thought deliver as in slay b4 reading the rest💀

[@jackiele8311]

He un-delays the delayed orders.

[@rd5yp]

“We have some vegetables… that is a joke!” This man has never pooped lmao

[@soniccookie655]

can confirm

[@jessearmstrong-kooy2930]

He's probably called "liver king" because he's obviously got a superior liver that's somehow endured all the juice he's using

[@seigeengine]

Apparently the supplements they sell are all based on parts of cattle. There is a cow liver supplement, which I'm assuming is made of cow livers. I dunno.

[@paperart0]

right omg how is this dude still alive

[@TheeGreenApple]

Thats kinda what I assumed

[@alchemistcannon]

As soon as I saw his body I New he used steroids. You don't get that ripped without chemical enhancement

[@jessearmstrong-kooy2930]

@@alchemistcannon well, you can but not while maintaining his level of muscularity

[@ashmitsavsani2785]

I like the fact that he tells us he sleeps on wood but during the shoutout for mike you can see a queen size bed behind him

[@beeboobae]

that’s what i was wondering

[@gregscrabshack2307]

to be fair whenever my back hurts i sleep on the floor. works for me

[@jaybee4118]

He’s such an obvious liar about it all.

[@therealtony2009]

@@jaybee4118 you were right

[@drbright10]

@@jaybee4118 you’re right

[@GaryIV]

For anyone curious, "biological dentistry" is the self-appointed name for people who perform dentistry according to "holistic" aka non-scientific medical doctrine, to make it sound like actual science.

[@phantomkate6]

I thought it just meant that they're not cyborgs. Now how do I check if my dentist is a cyborg or not?

[@GaryIV]

@@phantomkate6 I'd say the most reliable way is to wait until your dentist peers into your mouth, then swiftly swing your arms around their head and feel for the off switch

[@phantomkate6]

@@GaryIV lol

[@abcdefgh-fb5ny]

okay, as much as I dislike the liver kunt, i might hate his wife even more. I cant stand it when misinformed people put themselves at the same level as ACTUAL medical professionals

[@MizzBellaKitty]

Oh, so she’s just bullshitting and using pseudoscience to profit off of uneducated people. Why am I not surprised?

[@garobinify]

As someone who is an anthropology major, it shocks me as to how little research liver king put into the Basis for his entire lifestyle…like literally every single thing he says can be easily disproven with just a tiny bit of prehistorical research…

[@LuciferMorningstar-qq4nv]

He doesn’t believe in science or research. Humans back then didn’t believe in science, so he also doesn’t believe in it 👍

[@xianbc]

I hear you, as an archaeologist I'm annoyed by guys like this.

[@cTrL64]

I'd love to see a video going through all of his "lifestyle" showing how it's unhealthy / unsustainable and also historically incorrect lol

[@Vrga]

Same! Although I am a mechanical engineer and I have no knowledge about anything that even comes close to fitness and human anatomy, he looks better than me so I'm mad

[@mr.bigweld8138]

@@Vrga he’s def on roids

[@moosey7165]

Hey Danny, just to let you know I noticed some potential goofing-around directly after you finished telling us about your strict no-goofing-around new years resolution. I thought you might wanna hear about this incase you were unaware. We're here for you man, stay strong!

[@TradBarbie]

Yes!! Hold him accountable!! It's the only way he'll get better.

[@asa.8691]

Classic Drew, always breaking his promises

[@bislama1]

@@asa.8691 cody ko can’t stick to his word smh

[@WhimsicalLittledawg]

It must be really hard for him to stop, so hopefully this works!

[@yesiexist7113]

Yes, I also noticed this and felt somewhat disappointed in Danny because he was breaking his resolutions in the first few weeks

[@CadillacBandit]

Just here to let Danny know we’re all waiting for his follow up after the Liver King came out as the Steroid King

[@hahafunnichannel]

Done

[@Hannahgs]

Second channel

[@Walidanukasa]

Imagine finding a tribe of people not yet contacted by the rest of the world in the amazonian rainforest and they all look like that. The women. The children. Just a group of bearded, extremely out of breath people staring at you, not able to reach the middle of their backs with their own hands.

[@SallyB_23]

stopping to cry every five minutes as they drag big-ass tree trunks up and down their villages

[@traceydumase]

😂😂😂😂

[@Bee-kv5tx]

And when in if them falls an earthquake happens and a volcano sprouts

[@pandabear8862]

Hey, the amazon is a really big place, u never know... but don't worry, us Brazilians are gonna chop the whole thing down, so if these people are there, they'll be discovered soon enough

[@frostyskeletons8950]

@@pandabear8862 :(

[@crazyanimationtime]

This guy definitely secretly still believes he’s a werewolf

[@JaneDoe-ym7de]

@@MalutkaAsienka On all levels except physical, he is a wolf BARK

[@talzaenvy]

And you know what? Good for him

[@Miipmiip]

Werebear

[@ktreznin5538]

Secretly?

[@maenad1231]

I bet he’s into barefoot running

[@NowakiStar]

As an archaeologist, this guy’s ideas about our “ancestors” are hilarious.

[@larataro09]

i know danny has a big audience but it’s really nice to know so many people have careers like learning about the past in the comments! i think your job is really cool and i love learning about it :)

[@marinaarellano436]

Oh my gosh! You should totally make a video! I would be so interested in hearing your takes on it :)

[@gabsf6]

same, he makes me want to shred my degree into pieces

[@childofgod1521]

U guys r soooo coool!!

[@Destructer]

ye i thought they would cook the meat over the fire (with sticks and stuff) or that might be just me

[@EveryArchive]

“Today I’m gonna do what my ancestors used to do, and drop to the floor sobbing and weeping.”

[@ellabiddy4741]

You know someone’s super healthy when they’re out of breath just from talking…

[@jeffgayzose8129]

He's clearly on steroids and talks about being healthy lol

[@neonfox582]

you know someones real healthy when theyre a blonde whining about someone else's life on youtube

[@bethanyzamora1146]

@@neonfox582 do you know the liver king personally or something or?

[@kevinsundelin8639]

@@neonfox582 Who hurt you?

[@applefarm6126]

@@neonfox582 Who cares about hair color?

[@mattuwu9978]

The only “ancestral group” that subsisted on a mostly meat-based diet (that I can think of) were the Inuit, Yupik, and other indigenous groups of northern Canada. They’re a fascinating exception in that, over a long period of time, they developed a unique gut microbiome that allowed them to digest raw meat more efficiently than other groups.

[@psychotophatcat]

I think there is something similar like that for people whose ancestors relied heavily on dairy products like hard cheesees and milk. Most people are somewhat lactose intolerant, but people with that background almost need at least a little bit of it. This kind of stuff is really interesting, it sucks that dudes like this ultimately wind up discouraging people from looking into it.

[@emmad4308]

@@psychotophatcat basically if you have mostly British Isles, Nordic etc ancestry, lactose does absolutely nothing to you. As one of those people, it's great, I can have dairy with no consequences

[@ByzantineDarkwraith]

@croaker I don’t think you know what subsistence means in this context… it just means to survive/feed yourself. Like subsistence agriculture means feeding yourself by farming (and was what most people did for most of the last several thousand years)

[@mattuwu9978]

@croaker Homo Sapiens have always been omnivores. Other species of Homo- might have been less omnivorous, but none have ever been “hypercarnivores”. That’s simply impossible. Even obligate carnivore species like cats (big and small) sometimes eat vegetation to settle their stomachs. And there’s still plant life in even the driest regions of the world. The unspecified “tribes” you mention also forage and farm. Roots, legumes, and squash are very common in many Central African dishes. There’s a reason pre-historic humans lived in hunter-GATHERER societies. Hunting was unreliable; success wasn’t guaranteed. Foraging was almost always successful.

[@mattuwu9978]

@croaker yes, gathering was a fallback when hunting was unsuccessful; I’m not disputing that. The primary source of protein and vitamin B12 in the human diet has always derived from meat and animal products. B12 is an absolute necessity in our diet, so I don’t disagree at all that humans have evolved to eat meat. My original comment was specifically addressing the eating of _raw_ seal/whale meat in humans from between 15,000-10,000 years ago. Compared to 3-5 MYA, our stomachs (and subsequent pH levels) evolved out of the ability to _efficiently_ digest raw meat - other than very fresh fish and beef. Cooked, dried, pickled, and spiced meat keeps for far longer than raw meat - especially in warmer climates (which is why spicy food is seen more often in civilizations closer to the equator). Before the advent of preservation methods, I don’t doubt that humans and our anthropological ancestors were closer to scavengers. I don’t think we’re in disagreement about anything. We’re just thinking of different time periods.

[@meggoegoo]

I think my ancestors would think I was a moron for sleeping on wooden planks when a comfortable mattress is an option

[@socialistrecyclebin]

This aged like a fine wine

[@runawayspacefugitive]

This video aged beautifully

[@aprroxit3633]

🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@caminey7455]

Context?

[@YNEA.]

@@caminey7455 email got leaked that he has spent 12k per month on steroids

[@runawayspacefugitive]

@@caminey7455 I don't exactly know what the Liver king did but he got himself into some hot water. You're going to have to watch a video on him to understand what's going on

[@megamozaik]

The "10 sets of weeping" broke me, but not as much as it broke Brian

[@amato6829]

It felt like that one scene from Bo Burnham's Inside

[@jeremy.j]

Stop with these comments, you two ☠️😭🤣

[@bw4008]

I was scrolling for a long time to look for this comment xD

[@izstrella]

Ahhhhhhhh, nooo I JUST finally stopped laughing ahahaha

[@finn.8490]

Wow! What a great, muscular man who preaches such good values. I really hope nothing bad comes out about him.

[@bronwynskippers496]

I sure hope this wow of a men you medical proven enhancements

[@flexynko]

ong

[@schuey5537]

WINKKK!!!WINKK!!!!!

[@dpchief_216]

*cough

[@theodorvepper]

@@bronwynskippers496 what?

[@johnathan6642]

It's so funny when "primal" or "return to the ancestors" weirdos are buff as hell like actual ancestors wouldn't have been skinny as hell and able to run for a bazzillion miles while eating mostly plants.

[@rahulmenon4357]

"return to ancestors" is not difficult to imitate, considering all the indigenous people who still live like they used to all the way back 2000-3000 years ago. None of them look like the poster child for roid rage.

[@urielgonzalez900]

Yeah the guy is totally a natty, that’s not natural muscle but steroids. Ancient ancestors were pretty skinny or muscle but lean tho

[@Panda-cute]

@@urielgonzalez900 what’s a natty? Y

[@urielgonzalez900]

@@Panda-cute it’s slang for a someone with unnatural muscle (steroid user).

[@udayeet]

@@urielgonzalez900 i think you meant "not natty", natty means natural in gym slang or was that sarcasm?

[@BananaSmoothie-]

Danny (jokingly): does that mean I have stuff living on my skin Millions of microscopic dust mites: Allow is to introduce ourselves

[@nowayitsjohnstamos]

every few months i get reminded that those exist and it ruins my day every time

[@yourdreams2440]

Bacteria

[@frostyskeletons8950]

@@nowayitsjohnstamos it throws me into a John Green-style spiral every time

[@plantmama7442]

Yepp ! We have multiple microbiomes in our bodies. Our skin, our mouth, our armpits, our gut, this “Liver King” does say some true things but it’s so hard to take him seriously when everything else he says is so insane, illogical or inaccurate.

[@talonblade4rtu]

I've been looking for a comment like this

[@pezzy5014]

The liver king just looks like bearded tim allen in a body builder costume

[@911ShadowNinja]

Holy shit I cannot unsee this now

[@sleeby526]

If you think about it with the whole drug thing… he kind of is in a bodybuilder costume

[@pezzy5014]

@@sleeby526 true that

[@APeXofMarksmen]

For those unfamiliar with fitness and nutrition: 1. The man is 100% guaranteed on steroids (which wouldnt be a problem if he'd be open about it instead of attesting his physique purely to his insane diets, lifestyle and most importantly obsolete, overpriced supplements etc) 2. In contrast to what he claims, consuming large amounts of liver can be a major health risk, particularly Hypervitaminosis A comes to mind 3. This should go without saying but consuming raw animal parts is also a large risk and will eventually give you parasites and food poisoning, the reason something like beef tartar can be consumed raw is because in the case of beef, most pathogens are found on the outer layer of the meat due to contaminations in the slaughterhouse (this is also why you shouldnt eat burger patties rare) I think his content is great to make fun of but its scary to think that someone might believe his horrible advice.

[@jeffgayzose8129]

I think it's hilarious that they're scared of phone radiation, but is fine with taking gear to look unnaturally big

[@AirCarlos97]

Educational comment thank you

[@QuestioningKate]

I’m really concerned about the fact that he’s seemingly feeding his kids raw meat and no vegetables as well. And potentially convincing other parents to feed their children that way.

[@charliemorse738]

He isnt on steroids

[@garrettroberts4960]

@@charliemorse738 There’s no possible way that he’s at least 40 years old and looks like that with his insane diet and exercise.

[@monochrome_soft9472]

"he looks so sad.. maybe it's just the weight of everything.." me too, liver king, me too.

[@catsforcomms1952]

I took “biological dentist” as, his wife was born a dentist and has the typical chromosomes. Cisdentist. As opposed to being ADAB (assigned dentist at birth) but identifying as transdentist

[@epicgamer-ny4fj]

Yeah, she does not support ADAB, for they do not live like their ancestors, who accepted their lives as a eye doctors

[@ElariaFlori]

@@epicgamer-ny4fj THESE are the kind of trans jokes I love.

[@drewc9488]

OOH THIS MADE ME CACKLE

[@its-hannaH]

IM DEAD

[@AdeteDahiya]

I read this and spat out my coffee laughing. These are the comments I come to KZbin for

[@nicoleoneill1856]

Our ancestors 🤝 anabolic steroids

[@wickedglassbears]

I feel like these people that want to live “ancestral” think early humans had strict rules when they were literally just trying to survive. You can bet your ass if you gave early humans a memory foam mattress they would be so happy.

[@whoswallowing]

all these languages and you spoke facts

[@thelonleyUchiha1]

This dude seems to just want to live the stereotype of our “ancestors” or like a movie version of cavemen then what they actually did back then. It’s like a mix of some facts and mostly fiction

[@atomosvrial1708]

Early humans: we eat bread, honey, and COOKED meat. This guy: RAW FLESH........ And several million dollar home, jet skis, and fully automatic rifles JUST LIKE OUR ANCESTORS!!

[@sleepysera]

Well I think he is trying to simulate a time BEFORE humanity started using fire. But even then, meat was just a part of their diet...

[@barbarazottis5915]

@@sleepysera oh yes, the famous cave men food: yogurt lol

[@zestyghost4616]

Yeah and the earliest humans had hunter gatherer societies and most of their food was gathered because hunts often failed and didn’t always bring back food at all much less enough for everyone to live entirely off it, so he’s literally just wrong

[@timdevisser4947]

fully automatic rifles are prohibitively expensive and require a class 3 dealers license. He does not have fully automatic rifles.

[@leoh2502]

@@sleepysera That's going back about two million years. Those guys were not really the "humanity" we are today in evolutionary terms, which means that our effective ancestors never primarily ate uncooked meat.

[@Spineless-Lobster]

“I live like my ancestors” - Lives in a mansion - Doesn’t eat fruits or vegetables - Eats raw meat instead of cooked - Has a jet-ski - Has a gun - Does workouts that build muscle instead of stamina - Preaches no cell phones while posting on TikTok - Sleeps on a wooden board Yes, I’m sure your ancestors are ✨smiling down on you✨

[@themusicaljunkie37]

He's well off... he's able to live like "the ancestral days." The rest of us don't have the choice to buy certain foods.. we buy what we can... Anyways, as I watching his whole rant about "phone bad" after showing that he sleeps on pieces of wood, he probably doesn't know how our ancestors live.

[@magnusbjrnli4363]

- taking roids ( i won’t say it is imposible he is naty But he looks like someone on roids)

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

@@themusicaljunkie37 that would require reading a book, and clearly he thinks our ancestors didn't read. seriously, did anyone see a single book in that house? XD his poor children

[@silasszklany9883]

@XenonZed exactly what I was thinking!!!

[@DestinysPookie]

Damn. And I thought I was a disappointment to my ancestors not being a doctor and all.

[@elizabetharas5748]

9:57 I know this is an old video, but.. *THE LITERAL EARTH GENERATES A MAGNETIC FIELD*

[@nicssocks]

this guy talking about his “skin biome” is like when my dad and brother talk to me about how they’re strengthening their immune system by eating stuff that’s out of date or not washing their hands

[@argleblargle8083]

The future for your dad - Doctor: sir, you strengthened your immune system too much, you now have an autoimmune disease. If only you hadn’t challenged it so much!

[@captainthecat6512]

You can "strengthen" your skin biome by taking 20 x-rays a day. It causes your skin to absorb the radiation and become invincible

[@Tomanyfuckingfandoms]

Sir this is a pandemic please wash your hands-

[@koshavinka2995]

Yee what your dad and bro do is nonsense I'm much smarter than that I use the "immunity system strengthening" excuse to not wear more clothes when it's cold when my mom tells me to

[@msthecommentator2863]

That would be beneficial if their immune systems were still...y'know, developing. Not really gonna do much for them now except give them a stomachache.

[@manabread]

My name is Brian and this honestly felt like Danny was talking to me personally, being that I’m always crying and working out too

[@carlisleh]

Aw brian

[@michelledcruz7616]

I know a guy from Canada name Mike I'm going to call and tell him about this video

[@shinjikun8066]

Same Brian same, although my name isn't Brian. But i feel you man

[@LonelySandwich]

“crushed raw testical” is a phrase i never thought i would hear

[@arnav.s3030]

Reply to this with random and I mean random things

[@Kastingg]

Just like mom used to make

[@Psycheitout]

This guy is going to die of listeria. Just like our ancestors.

[@JustTooManyPuppies]

@@Kastingg you ever wonder why the men mom brings into her room dont come back out

[@Leakingmeat]

Certified comment bot moment

[@Jackthefolf_245]

The way he's crying... It's okay man, you can still be the liver king and cry. We all cry. Okay, so I just said it's okay. But yet, every time I hear him make noises like he's crying, I crack up.

[@garou9914]

Ah yes I remember when I heard all the stories about how my ancestors got jacked up on steroids and barley edible food while filming tiktoks in their modern mansions. Just glad someone is keeping the traditions alive.

[@DiMagnolia]

It’s so sad that most of us are so detached from our primal way of living in a mansion with a pew

[@garou9914]

@@DiMagnolia totally most people now live in normal houses or apartments, shame no one is sticking to our primal mansion living days.

[@coolfish38]

His wife calls him "the Bear" because I'm sure she secretly hates being called "Liver Queen" Anyways evolutionary biologist Marlene Zuk has a great book debunking these "paleo" people called "Paleofantasy", dismantling these people's arguments about what "ancestral humans" did and why it's actually not great for you. Also, the fact he has no idea what EMF waves actually are or how they work is hilarious to me. As someone with severe allergies, though, I'm worried for those poor kids.

[@green49285]

Don't feel too bad. A lot of these online health people are full of shit & actually aren't dragging their kid's health down with there's. Probably why he dod.t have anything on the kid's plate.

[@xime321]

As a physics major it always hurts my soul to hear "magnetic fields" thrown arround so non chalantly specially in sci fi movies. Also! Those electrical wires that power his house lights... They induce magnetic fields

[@endless2239]

yo.... don't mention the wires, don't send him to us engineers, we have enough problems dealing with the whole 5G people.

[@Caffeine_Addict_2020]

For real. What about all small electronics? Your cell phone charger, or LED lights are blasting EMF everywhere

[@michellehampton8748]

He clearly heard the word faraday and thought it sounded cool and did no other research and now we all find ourselves here.

[@orinblank2056]

Right? It's literally how they move electricity. Does he think it's just like a garden hose where all of the electricity flows along under the rubber or something?

[@60311]

11:50 the fact it's true 😭 he's made an apology vid for taking steroids

[@Nhaptenkenh]

Yep

[@Dynarama]

17:46 ​@@Nhaptenkenh

[@CorruptedSpider]

the irony is through the roof

[@Failed_Vestige_of_Exandria]

So does Liver King refer to the way of life of Hunter-Gatherers as the ancestral lifestyle? If so, should someone tell him that the ancestral lifestyle likely contained more fruits and plants than meat because hunting was a nightmare, which means he's doing it all wrong?

[@OddLeah]

That, AND, he wastes an inordinate amount of energy. No ancient human would have wanted that much muscle mass to maintain.

[@suhailnoor5654]

"Ancestral life" is like over thousands of years ago, I think he is talking about like ancient warriors

[@janinatomczyk2116]

I also don't know why he sleeps in a house made of bricks and use a car. I'm pretty sure our ancestors didn't

[@livtai3686]

@@janinatomczyk2116 exactly!! The real issues being tackled in this comment section.

[@littlemau1360]

I was thinking about this too! Like most of our ancestors didn't eat a ton of meat, it was expensive or hard to get.

[@munchnEl]

I feel that it's necessary to mention for those people who are not into fitness that Liver King is 100% enhanced. The amount of muscle mass he has (like, Mr. Olympia level) indicates that he's using dangerously high levels of PEDs. Steroids and other PEDs also wreak absolute havoc on your cardiovascular health, which is likely why he sounds like he's out of breath all the time. So suffice it to say that his projection of healthy living is very contradictory to how he treats his body. All in all he's just another dime a dozen fitness influencer who tries to sell his products using his "ancestral living" shtick as a unique selling proposition, which is funny considering that, from what he shows in his videos, his training involves a lot of barbells and other modern gym equipment.

[@xAFallFarewellx]

Dude's sauced to the gills for sure.

[@msd7544]

Steroids and a diet that consists mostly of meat… I hope for his and his family’s sake that he’s not setting himself up for heart disease.

[@Lesnooch]

Nuh uh he said he was natty. He certainly isn't lying on the internet for clicks and money.

[@jasminv8653]

Was just about to comment about the constant heavy breathing, like, that's not natural healthy way for a person to be when they're just standing and talking and you definitely hear stuff and see news about bodybuilders all the time who've had to actually stop exercise and wean themselves off of all the steroids or they'd not survive a month longer.

[@voluntaryismistheanswer]

Yeah it is depressing to be in the position of defending Steroid King but he at least has a grasp on nutrition (I'll still take my Rocky mountain oysters cooked, lol)

[@mike__durrett]

It's honestly hilarious how this guy who's all about "natural" things is clearly juiced af.

[@carbonatedPigeon]

His veins and bulging abdomen are huge give aways.

[@Simonporter89]

Grifters gonna grift

[@homeiswonderland]

100% not what our ancestors looked like.

[@MandrakeFernflower]

Hey man Testosterone is a naturally occurring molecule

[@HomoErectusIsAFunnyName]

Yeah lmao. I dunno why people think when someone says 'natural' or 'ancestrial' then it is destined to work but you can literally sell anything with those buzzwords. Even if the seller is the most artificial human being to ever exist. You can say 'ancestrial' but that ain't gonna hide your bubble gut. (For the record, I don't care if you use 'roids. I am aware that they aren't magic substances and you still have to work real hard to look like this dude. But I hate when they are not transparent about it)

[@sarahcores]

I can't stop audibly laughing like so hard oh my god ten sets of weeping

[@KristofskiKabuki]

I like how he implies that children with allergies can’t be good at academia or sports

[@illusionfate]

children with allergies simply do not thrive,,,,

[@erizxs]

as someone who's allergic to dust, yes indeed I'm not good at academic and sports.

[@artsintheam]

As someone who is allergic to almost everything, I can confirm that I am not good at academics nor good at sports

[@angclbby]

@@artsintheam okay but same

[@oldarthurmorgan6319]

I mean probably not as good but it doesn't mean they cant lol

[@thegoblin.youknowtheone.7051]

Danny looks like a combination of all three live-action spidermen

[@scarlett6143]

he's generic white guy cubed

[@Yaboibarel]

@@scarlett6143 he is the most average white guy ever

[@nobody5333]

Danny is the default NPC

[@sarahhuntington5530]

@@Yaboibarel Don’t lie to me the average person does not look this good

[@sarahhuntington5530]

@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz my mans where did this come from

[@dadverine]

im an archaeology student and the notion men have that prehistoric people only ate meat is so funny. the majority of their diets consisted of plants.

[@mimi-fm7hz]

i don’t eat meat or dairy and i always have to hold my tongue when people tell me i live unnaturally 😭

[@BeastMaster-64]

@@mimi-fm7hz dude same lmao

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@mimi-fm7hz What do people think happened when hunting either didn’t go well or there was nothing to hunt? They just ignored all the plants they could eat and say “No, meat or starve”

[@stephanielewis709]

exactly, did they think people were out hunting every day? It would take weeks for a hunt to happen. Red meat was eaten every 2 to 3 weeks.

[@noface3641]

yeah, I am not an archaeologist, just vegan, and I know this😂 its funny to me every time people act as if a diet consistent of mostly meat makes sense for humans

[@santaana4493]

Question for liver king: What brand of protein powder did our ancestors use? Also what is the best ancestral protein shake recipe?

[@Choshako]

I love this kind of sass and skepticism that LK's "lifestyle" provokes, lol.

[@raresmircea7451]

Also what personal adviser to manage a 10.000$/month anabolics plan they used?

[@andybogdanov]

The oldest known mattress in history dates back to 77,000 years ago, and was found in the Sibudu Cave in KwaZulu-Natal in Africa. The mattress was composed of layers of reeds and rushes, discovered at the bottom of a pile of compacted grasses and leafy plants used as bedding. This bedding was periodically burned, which researchers believe was meant to limit pests and garbage

[@Poyoki.]

Thank you for the history lesson

[@ashikjaman1940]

I always really like learning about little things ancient humans did that shows they weren't some sort of smooth-brained rage monkey some people think they were

[@PhilWithCoffee]

And you can pretty much guarantee that that was not an early prototype, so mattresses are likely to be much older. Very interesting!

[@shannonharris2452]

Also, he’s saying that he’s “honoring his ancestors”, but I can’t imagine anything more disrespectful than ignoring all of the technological advances that have led to a longer lifespan. Like, your “ancestors” would have probably loved to have a 70+ year lifespan in a house with electricity and a safe way to prepare food…

[@ryder2156]

Don’t forget Some crazy water float things, a big thing and instant kills anything by pushing down on a button and a magical book that speaks.

[@Bunny01879]

As someone who's considered steroid use, his body type (and my families heart disease) are why I decided against it. His shoulders are inflated from how the increase testosterone is distributed in your body. His stomach also pops out due to the huge increase in total muscle mass there. You can do things to avoid looking like a top heavy bubble boy. He clearly didnt bother to though. I wonder how much cardio a big boy like that does. I promise our ancestors were thin long distance runners not giant muscle heads.

[@saorihirai4492]

thank u! Why don't people realize that our "ancestors" lol wtv that is cuz history is way to long and diverse but one thing they all had in common was that muscle was built for practical use. Not for showing off or just for the sake of building muscle

[@CherryPepis]

For real, our ancestors ran miles to tire out prey, Im sure this guy gets gassed from a mile.

[@LaurenPebble]

if anything they'd have had muscular legs rather than a muscular upper body

[@georgia2321]

Seems hard to imagine an ancestral people who coulda survived very long if they all required like 20,000 calories and 700 grams of protein per day lol

[@cozycasasmr4510]

I just commented asking someone with steroids knowledge to break this down and then I see this comment 😅 whose gonna tell him cavemen didn't have steroids

[@Aisha4me]

00:19 i was not expecting that😭😭😧

[@mainegirlinwyoming5137]

Me either 😭😭

[@Kaydenanimations-12]

But hole

[@alyssa8167]

"They are not fit to eat like a king so they will be SIMULATING A FAILED HUNT" I'm dying djiskskskwk

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

I wrote this quote in my journal bc it cracked me up so much

[@shamekhzia9147]

Wtf is djiskskskwk

[@No1PlutoSupporter]

this line was hilarious and got me cracking

[@KaylaKasel]

@@shamekhzia9147 It's a key smash.

[@gr4ndson4president]

"I'm dying" So are his kids💀

[@OneTopic]

Danny is really starting his lvl 1 Wizard arc.

[@Diiazy]

OT! AYEE

[@angela5421]

Lol

[@Guer1lla_Gamer]

Takes 1d4 damage. Dies

[@speckledkiwi9611]

Lmfao Like the badad he Made The prophecy is true (Also HI ONE TOPIC!!!)

[@coolbeans5992]

It started 10 years ago

[@Brian-dd2df]

This guy clearly doesn’t know that humans, homosapiens, are omnivores. His wife’s a fucking dentist. In 2 seconds she can show him what teeth are for meat and vegetables/fruits/nuts/etc

[@brittneyyyann]

She’s a biological dentist which isn’t based in science or reliable, she’s not a _real_ dentist. It’s pseudoscience.

[@travisallison2]

If we couldn't eat meat we would choke on every piece . Does he eat too much meat probably but humans can eat vegetables and meat were a different species

[@beelzemobabbity]

@@travisallison2 its not whether you can or can't eat meat, just that eating only meat or mostly meat isnt exactly the healthiest way to live.

[@travisallison2]

@@beelzemobabbity I totally agree with what you're saying. Having a Balanced diet with veggies fruits and meats is ideal

[@Roanoak]

If you want to eat like your ancestors just don't eat processed crap hunt for your food and farm. Why spend all this money on supplements when you can get that from veggies and fruit. I mean eat what you want, I just find their lifestyle more of a statement piece than a reasonable sustainable lifestyle for an average person.

[@monsieurbacteria576]

14:44 "simulating a failed hunt" I'm sorry but this is the funniest line I have ever heard and it's probably so accurate too!

[@Maeve427]

This man is the ultimate “I was born in the wrong generation”.

[@Maeve427]

@Julian Ray yeah people definitely romanticise things like this.

[@AbuBased731]

Booga boooga 💀

[@joostdriesens3984]

@rippleping He could be a shaman selling sheep testicles for berries or something..

[@itz_nick_playz4156]

Mans wants to be born in the first generation

[@GOFFBITZH666]

@@itz_nick_playz4156 literal Genwunner lmao

[@mars_is_cooler]

Danny's video topics are always the weirdest shit that I didn't need to see but they're so entertaining

[@Nathan-Croft]

Like badaddies

[@willreilly7120]

Haha totaly

[@xobler2508]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar the best way to reach 50k would just be to upload more, already being at 19k is really good, especially for a channel doing guitar covers, but asking for subs in replies wont really grow your channel. Just try to keep up on trends and upload more frequently because the next 30k will probably come easier than the first 20

[@theveryworst6455]

Lol stop trying to get pinned

[@tacocatpoopracecarpooptacocat]

i have been following the liver king for a long time he is the greatest man alive

[@sheepart1078]

Honestly I'd vibe with this dude way more if he lived in a house made of wood and cobblestone and had a dirt floor and if he only hunted with a spear he doesn't go all in and I think he's weak for that

[@screamsformemes]

This comment is so powerful

[@riveramnell143]

He also seemed to scoff at the idea of vegetables, which our early ancestors would definitely would have eaten if they found them (same with fruit). That’s the “gatherer” part of hunter-gatherers.

[@ashknight6696]

seriously! it's so infuriating how he picks and chooses what counts as "ancestral". he presumably still uses air conditioning/central heating, indoor plumbing, guns, testosterone steroids, etc... but noooo, his meat has to be eaten RAW, of course our "ancestors" couldn't use fire to cook food 🙄

[@preface6612]

Ikr!! I was just thinking like where's the hay mattress 😡 why would u sleep on a wood plank like what ancestor slept on planks?? Prisoners??? 😂😂

[@aymuhspunj]

Primitive Technology type vibe.

[@robertlyerly6957]

I’m an archaeologist who studies prehistoric hunter-gatherers. I can promise you none of them looked or ate like this guy

[@ЯсенЧапкънов]

Obviously. He is the product of technology like any other modern human. There is an implication that what is natural for us to eat is healthy but there is no real reason for that assumption to be the default position. We are unnatural and live longer.

[@VultureSkins]

6:14 dude really said “several professionals all gave us the same, consistent advice, so we, two average Folks, read A SINGLE BOOK and decided we know more than any doctor, then took our childrens’ lives into our own, non-medical professional hands. And you should too.”

[@DeathnoteBB]

People like Brian Johnson don’t know the word “consensus” they only know “conspiracy”

[@ariannebrodeur]

Nah bc my dad works EXACTLY LIKE THIS. IM NOT KIDDING. people like this man will find ONE person who claims to have a title like doctor or professor who says what they want to hear and they will subscribe to every WORD and ignore any other person with physical proof they are bonkers 💀 its so painful

[@kezvo0512]

To be fair it sounded like the medication didn't work and they kept trying to get different medications but they kept getting the same one from the docters

[@somedudeok1451]

Yep. Right wing conservative anti-intellectuals. What did you expect? You know they're against vaccinations and maybe even support Qanon. Bet they have some weird views about the jews as well. ^^ You can read these people like a book.

[@aeiro8312]

@@ariannebrodeur .

[@kymberlybuhrer6561]

I can’t believe you glossed over the “simulating a failed hunt” joke, I had to pause to cry laugh for a good 5 minutes

[@lizzie-4011]

ikr that one was so good lmao

[@nessa2160]

Who are you talking to

[@_DropTheMike]

That was good. Got me. 😂😂😂👍

[@juliaalvarez537]

Iptimestamp?

[@sarah-is3dy]

@@juliaalvarez537 14:45

[@NoctuaOlivae]

When he says "skin biome" he's referring to the BACTERIA living on your skin. It's a real thing, you just don't really need to do any upkeep on it like he's saying or bathe in pine needles.

[@tpgggg]

goddamnit then what did i gather all these pine needles and mulch for

[@mishadodo4256]

@@tpgggg humm... Dinner ?

[@plantmama7442]

Yes !!

[@shrek-tr4ud]

@@tpgggg munch munch

[@MrReset94]

Well, there are a couple of things someone can do to keep that biome healthy, but definitely not bathing in dirty water ahahah

[@Meg701]

Visible light is a type of electromagnetic wave. Radio is an electromagnetic wave. Every thing around us uses electromagnetic waves. You can’t escape them

[@sidsrivastava2371]

Liver Kids: “dad can we have chicken nuggets?” Liver King: “Best I can do is raw beef”

[@gabriellecollins5726]

nah bro that’s the liver peasants

[@savannahhhh777]

this killed me

[@savannahhhh777]

thank you

[@ddjsoyenby]

"eat your chicken genitals first!" "we're tired of chicken genitals" "CAVEKIDS LOVED THEM I'M THE LIVER KING!"

[@sidsrivastava2371]

@@savannahhhh777 you’re welcome!