The Lives Of - The Grunts - Halo Machinima (Teh Spearhead)

David Attenborough returns to give us a deep look into the lives of the Grunts.
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[@nick3xtremegaming212]

2:15 "Unfortunately our camera crews cannot enter the sacred breeding chambers" that's a blessing really

[@ianmccasland3919]

I love how at 4:22 the elite yells “ flipyap!!!”, like this isn’t the first time it’s happened!

[@thereallybadanimationshow3277]

A game where you play as grunts... Using skill opposed to power... Unique assassinations and sleep,to regen health

[@shinyumbreon1774]

The really bad Animation show genies

[@Camaroni1000]

Can I scream foodnipple every 2 minutes?

[@diamondtester5504]

Camaroni1000 yes

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

and team killing gets you assasinated.

[@Nonamearisto]

I'm pretty certain that sleeping would restore their stamina, not health. And that sleeping would expose one to being killed.

[@matheusb.dambrowski4639]

"with the growing number of grunt deaths rising"- Teh Spearhead

[@matheusb.dambrowski4639]

***** Wow! "He replied to me. What should I do? " "You should say...... Hmmmmmmm" "Hmmmmmmm" Oh no, he is going away! "I should kill myself now"

[@matheusb.dambrowski4639]

***** "he answered me a second time!" Hum... Hello

[@matheusb.dambrowski4639]

***** no hahahhahahahhahahhahahaahhahaahahhahaahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha

[@juliendacoolien3454]

+Teh Spearhead Senpai notice me.

[@foodtastelikefood6162]

+Teh Spearhead follow the leader follow the leader best song and game

[@patrlim]

"from the tall and honorable elites to ... whatever THAT is" XD

[@dankanaught6568]

"sometimes things go a little wrong..." *Alabama intensifies

[@thundergaming155]

Alabama 100

[@deathsweapon6924]

Alabama 90000000000000000000

[@StonkSlay3r]

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA!!!!!!!!!

[@Nonamearisto]

I'm pretty sure they know who's related to who. "Uh... I don't think we can do that. I might be your brother or something."

[@justinmoore8641]

I didn't look at the teeth when I was younger, I thought the grunt had cat or dog ears this whole time

[@nicksieben7701]

3:33 Ah, nature at its finest. Just sit back, close your eyes and listen to it's beautiful ambience

[@dougalbadger4918]

🤣

[@diegogrunt6758]

🤣🤣🤣Lol

[@nicksieben7701]

​@@diegogrunt6758The life cycle, so prominent and juicy in it's exquisiteness.

[@diegogrunt6758]

@@nicksieben7701ok? Wait… it’s because I’m a grunt?!!! Sorry, but I prefer female humans and female elves… specially the eldar women…

[@nicksieben7701]

@@diegogrunt6758 Eh. Flip your Yap to whatever makes you happy for Food Nipple.

[@raylongoria3565]

That last grunt in the "grunt mating chamber" scene sounded way too pleased with itself

[@TheOneFrontier22]

1:55 so funny how MC said god dammit

[@meltyberryashley]

I listened to that again, and I think that’s the “Dammit!” Audio from Happy Wheels.

[@Exozealots]

1:57 for the better part.

[@Mojopin03]

"grab their sticky blue balls" XD

[@Nancy-yw8ul]

"Unfortunately this has resulted in the deaths of many grunts..." *me getting 1000 grunts killed award* Y-yes s-such Travesty....

[@alexpawlak3987]

4:22 I legit died

[@RapidActionAnimations]

I love how you got David Attenborough to voice for these it makes them so better!

[@PureHayabusa]

Goddammit Flipyap

[@bennygoodmanisgod]

ThrashMetal me not sorry. He was jackass

[@andrewabate2570]

Or was he yapflip?

[@josharound661]

DONT TELL ME I DONT KNOW FLIPYAP!

[@oniagent391]

ThrashMetal hey he’s my friend

[@IXFlipyap]

Sorry

[@tonyshelton1932]

1:46 grunt "get ready for an ass whoopin AGH

[@venomwave6342]

I knew i should have kept subscribing

[@Megaproductions302]

Agreed lol

[@Andy50k1]

venom wave love your thumbnail :)

[@raptin1595]

Not the face!

[@fallouttoonlink]

1:56. TASTE THE WRATH OF MY BIG BLUE BALLS! That has to be the most funniest thing I've ever heard

[@valtersplume3726]

The ''follow the leader'' part was so noisy that it was hard to hear you.

[@kyleparis553]

I usually die from grunts because for one i think I'm invincible to them unless there using the needlers and and they travel in fucking packs of a 100

[@thundergaming155]

I mean your not wrong I died a lot from grunts and some times jackals the fucking snipers.

[@diegogrunt6758]

Grunts enemies: we are 10000 Grunts allies: we are little more stronger, and we are just 3 or 2 Is kind to have allies grunts, but they RUN away and I have to BROKE MY BACK to save them

[@OMaMaRMY]

fuel rod cannon

[@christa6254]

0:38 playing follow the leader

[@connorchapman2643]

"Follow the leader follow the leader follow the lead (slash) Oh

[@void8113]

Wonder what would happen if the grunts formed an empire ALL HAIL YAPYAP

[@june7466]

3:40 “NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!”

[@89BlackGatomon]

YAY! Love the re-uploaded version :D

[@dauntlesswarriorproductions112]

1:57 OK, THAT is my favorite!!!!!

[@trippy999x]

is just me or does reach have better graphics than halo5

[@joeymoller847]

ya

[@davykeizer8170]

+Grim Looters agreed

[@drearyplane8259]

+Kamron Stuart Graphics in terms of spec, no. Art style, I agree.

[@knapples5526]

Kamron Stuart no

[@elderdragongamingedg9910]

Becomes Bungie left it got screwed. Basically Halo reach looked MUCH better with them and was nearing realistic looks.

[@Definitely_Dave]

Man, these vids were something else. This really brings me back.

[@nathanpierce6819]

0:13 damn look at his fingers

[@diegogrunt6758]

Are like tentacules their fingers, no?

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

"Oh fuck" "WrrlblbglblrblFLIPYAAAAP!!"

[@skulltronprimex9220]

Actually that was the elite

[@keisufederationmapping2748]

TASTE THE WRATH OF MAH BIG BLUE- aww forget it the joke is old

[@idgachuck2994]

Between "get ready for an ass whooping!" And "oh fuck!" I think I died twice

[@MasterHall117]

I always loved there grunts lines, so funny and cute

[@KombatTaco]

Finally! Thanks for fixing the audio.

[@xavierlouie2305]

4:18-4:24 is me in halo

[@noblesol6275]

aw fuck

[@johnprice200]

Same

[@themastergamer5939]

This never gets old

[@dylanm.3692]

"With the growing number of grunt deaths rising" Hello, welcome to the department of redundancy department.

[@skulltronprimex9220]

3:32 I'm not even going to ask about wtf is going on in that chamber, I already know what's happening but I'm not going to explain it....

[@lonely_ghost9857]

3:40 *Not the face! NOT THE FACE!! AAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh*

[@valtersplume3726]

0:20 I know that you know the name of that thing. It's an Engineer, you don't have to refer to them as ''whatever that is''.

[@chadmcelroy4194]

Fear my Grunty claws!

[@diegogrunt6758]

Fear the wrath of the grunts

[@cheemgames]

so glad i found this video again

[@legomaker10]

Good to have you back Spearhead!

[@Bobcat_X]

3:15 *Sweet Home Alabama plays*

[@patrlim]

from the tall and honorable elites to ... whatever THAT is

[@derpysheep5872]

#GruntLivesMatter

[@derpysheep5872]

0:40 to 0:59: coolest elite armor yet

[@armaanpotato1056]

Wow, now I feel bad for the energy sword elite after all the times I was killed by a energy sword.

[@teesapfernfern5903]

No dislikes what so ever, I'm glad there's no dislikes, it should stay that way 😀😀😀

[@sirencloud8037]

so that's why FlipYap is so revered by the Grunt nation XD

[@GuiltySpark-kp8yb]

No Unggoy were harmed in the making of this video.

[@tallguy8719]

Grunts can be Deacons; They just have to be smarter than most grunts. (Dadab served Char'R'Yar in Contact Harvest)

[@creepykretins]

I still remember drawing that thumbnail at least 50 times as a kid in my school notebook😂

[@connorross6715]

the last few parts are hilarious

[@radice126]

Who else is watching this after watching episode four of Halo especially that scene where you ever Heard of a Grunt beg for its life and the response from Vannak-134 Was priceless (pathetic) 😂🤣

[@pipleaf3850]

Pushing three years. Woah.

[@kodysawatsky-woodrow3063]

I came to see the life of a grunt and ended up with a grunt death montage

[@loramoon4927]

I couldn't stop laughing after this video!!! 😂😂😂 I love it! 💗💗💗💗💗

[@keisufederationmapping2748]

is it always gonna be the same elite that guards it?

[@bluelightstudios6191]

Attenborough: The covenant seem to hate the humans because the humans can use there technology while they can not. me: that's just because the covenant don't know were the power button.

[@endererikenderman553]

0:45 does anybody know if the halo reach grunts follow player elites or just the ai elites?

[@1967sluggy]

'You killed Flipyap! Or was he Yapflip? Don't tell me I don't know Flipyap!'

[@1967sluggy]

I know the name. It's a joke, based on a Easter egg.

[@jakerad9553]

3:43 ....

[@sirhotdog6220]

“Sometimes with these breeding programs, things go a little…wrong.” *Alabama music intensifies*

[@elliotg610]

YOUR BACK Thank you I loved your videos sooooo much

[@count3122]

+Elliot Geisert your? you´re You´re YOU´RE!!!

[@elliotg610]

Alejandro Escobedo I'm what?

[@count3122]

you´re is the correct term

[@jwonacott9615]

I've loved your entire Halo series, but you could of made a more awesome grunt video. There is so much hilarious material with them. BTW, my fave video you made was the Lives of the Hunters. 😂

[@littlemanblue609kik5]

4:24 flipyap has left the chat

[@streetshark36]

1:56 I’M DEAD😂😂😂

[@ponypouzols]

man, your videos always make me happy jajajaja youre the best! greetings from spain!

[@ohyeahyeah4815]

3:32 Breeding Progress

[@graysonwolfmrc1576]

There like battle droids...

[@scottseelye6603]

3:21 OMG BRO HE SAID NOT IN THE FACE AND THEN THERE'S A SLAP LOL

[@doom-guy6716]

The "GODDAMNIT!!!" Was earrape did anyone notice

[@SpaceCatNuggets]

I’ve always had a soft spot for these guys

[@patrickjacobson8299]

3:22 ***BANJO INTENSIFIES***

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

"Yeah smack that ass!" -grunt

[@johnprice200]

4:20 goddamn it flip yap

[@thatguywhocomments1382]

Please do The Lives Of The Prophets.

[@Kilo-fr4sh]

great narration ! :)

[@logankellison8598]

they are so funny as hell

[@TheEndDimension]

do the firefight grunts follow the player elite or only the ai elites?

[@adolfgaming1761]

I love Grunts

[@natelunn8150]

i frekin love these

[@odstguy2138]

It take 2 shots to kill a grunt with a magnum and 60 with a assault rifle

[@skulltronprimex9220]

I thought it was 5 shots with the rifle

[@batjuan6670]

I feel so bad for that elite

[@furonbrainiac6634]

"The simplest of the covenant!?" How dare you call the Unngoy simple!

[@realMintyFoxGaming]

ahh yes a classic

[@TheZephyrsWind]

Aww, I'd play follow the leader with grunts.

[@roymunoz7966]

not the face not the face not the face-mrs grunt 😂😂😂

[@bunchachickennuggies6378]

The golden age of KZbin parodies.

[@triggerme6144]

Elite: I wanna fucking die!

[@BrianLyons315]

That's not David Attenborough.

[@cringepolice2700]

*NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE OHH AHHHHH* and that's how you make love flip yap

[@lanesutton1689]

When that breed that lay multiple eggs

[@anthonycappel6529]

GRUNTLETS GRUNTLETS GRUNTLETS

[@kemmybelleuwu]

1:59 god damn it!

[@johnlacroix7576]

Welcome back

[@commandonigward573]

I like how he made it incest jokes with the grunts and that's why the Halo 4 grunt exist they're slowly recovering from that you can see by Halo 5 Halo 6 are going to look like normal Halo 3 grunts or reach

[@watchspotting]

do another the lives video! PLXZ

[@jaymon64anabel53]

oh f***** XD

[@count3122]

+Team Reach FLIPYAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@weeerazer3099]

The live of Thel Vadamee