The Lives Of - The Prometheans: Definitive Edition - Halo Machinima (Teh Spearhead)

Returning once more, the narrator gives a deeper dive into the lives of the Forerunner sentinels, the Prometheans.
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[@marcwittkowski5146]

"You cannot hurt me." *shot* "This hurts me." ...I keep coming back for this.

[@EarFarce4]

Shepard: How do YOU like it?!?

[@lonewanderer5515]

ahhhh bullets my one weakness.

[@dr.freshmemes3696]

Nanomachines son you can't hurt me jack

[@millymolly67]

i am the senate

[@Incineration.]

I'm the 400th liked

[@XxInfurnesxX]

"Man this flower is going to be soo big in 100,000 years." XD

[@shrapnellove2224]

It then died of over watering.

[@delta4093]

Yup...

[@odstguy2138]

yep

[@geekinc3293]

*Y U P*

[@FreezyPop]

DΛHL I like how he’s watering the flower with a boltshot

[@REIDAE]

Remember kids, nuke is always super effective agains everything

[@valorieopray7253]

And compose only takes out a couple hit points Next time use Promethean army of orange doom

[@LilacStarbloom]

One last message kids: Nukes solve all your problems! :D

[@fallenxenomorph3431]

True.

[@anthonylam02]

kids are playing call of duty instead of pokemon for some apparent reason.....

[@LilacStarbloom]

Both cod and Pokemon are retarded.

[@butdatc4doe311]

"You cannot hurt me." Shot with Light Rifle "This hurts me."

[@Jedi_Spartan]

I thought it looked more like a Binary Rifle in the terminal.

[@Redsapple742]

I just realized Promethean Knights have those T-Rex arms

[@boarderlands4984]

Those are human arms

[@LAV-III]

Boarderlands forerunner arms tecnically

[@sonnyvo7024]

Lol

[@Zman579]

I have to give the Didact some credit. He really is a great composer if his music is literally face melting.

[@UltimateHalo117]

This is the best thing i've ever seen ever "SOD IT."

[@HaloForgeUltra]

"Shrek is love, Shrek is life..."

[@MegaMadman64]

ellery park There is a very faint face of Shrek.

[@dbkwk9]

Ultimate Halo hey dude I am subscribed to you😁

[@SwooceMaster]

Humanity used HAVOK nuke. It's super effective! That part got me...

[@MegaHalofan11]

sit ... Sit ... I said *SIT*!!! *sit* If he does that to me, I will sit aswell

[@zamionramirez5351]

MegaHalofan11 1

[@ekagrajoshi2503]

lol

[@halopro8958]

I wish I could do that to my puppy so he'd listen.

[@timur5241]

xD

[@ryanchan2358]

Replay at 1:45/1:48/1:51.

[@NakedCrook]

3:33 - You cannot hurt me...this hurts me... I nearly died from laughter.

[@SuperBeanSquad]

The best part is the Didact and Harbinger have the same voice actor.

[@Jedi_Spartan]

@@SuperBeanSquad With an even more obvious joke of it being made in the original Promethean video with "He also sounds like a giant metal space squid: Assuming Direct Control!"

[@areallymeanperson]

i really wish that he could do an extra video for halo 5's Promethean soldier

[@badmothefucka7902]

Agreed

[@fot6771]

+your typical halo fan You can't disagree with that username

[@monstergirllover2363]

Those are the created

[@Xanmanbro]

It's not very effective *uses havoc nuke* SUPER AFFECTIVE MASTER CHEIF ALWAYS WINS

[@lebendigesgespenst7669]

Interesting. Unlike other definitive editions, this actually seems to be going for the typical definitive edition style rather than an entirely new take on the original video concept as the others seem to be

[@Lo-tf6qt]

I want to be a Promethean Knight Lancer so bad

[@benlex5672]

something notable: knights were turned from ancient human species that were enemies of the forerunners ^^

[@theliveing]

An ancient species that was dumbed down, genetically, by those bastard forerunners...

[@InsertSomethingStupid2002]

The Arbiter it sure did

[@anthlagr.1816]

knight: sit. crawler: . . . knight: sit! crawler: . . . knight: I SAID SIT! crawler: :'(

[@sterben5512]

thats wierd you watched the same video as i did

[@halopro8958]

I lost it there XD

[@haibatanful]

I’ve been killing the flood for years and all the forerunners can do is GARDEN

[@emmsnake]

I miss the space banana joke from the first edition. Otherwise, great update.

[@thomasrevill7723]

This is literally the funniest Halo Machinima I have ever seen. Also, your voice must hurt like hell after doing the Attenborough impression so much.

[@waifu_savior4348]

I still remember these episodes from when i first started playing halo in 2014, god these were so funny and still are.

[@JackYOgurl606]

I fucking LOVE your voice man. The way you say, we are going DIRECTLY into the lives of....gets me everytime!

[@Lilspeedykid2000]

You did so good Teh Spearhead like always.

[@aSStronaut111]

"You can't hurt me." *GETS SHOT* "This hurts me." lmao

[@josh11735]

Lol awesome job on the new version! I'm still wondering why 343 couldn't just put campaign theater into the game. I mean I'm sure they had their priorities, but still it made campaign a much better machinima (and/or documentary) maker. :-/ Also the Librarian used an X-Defense on Chief (bad pokemon joke mode activated) :P

[@OohILuvbirds]

This is the greatest thing ever... I swear... amazingly hilarious! great work! LOVE IT!

[@Error5577]

Best "The lives of" video so far. Well done Spearhead! You should be proud of your work!

[@andromeda7200]

sit Sit I SAID SIT!!!! Crawler noises

[@Tombud-ti7gn]

the lives of marines???

[@jadenmajor]

post this in the latest video " lives of the shorts"

[@jadenmajor]

you just made my day :)

[@Tombud-ti7gn]

is there going to be "teh life of marines"? :)

[@niceman5952]

+Teh Spearhead please can you do lives of the monitors PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!

[@bigschlongdaddio277]

+Teh Spearhead the lives of the marines

[@Sudden2724]

+Teh Spearhead Do The Lives Of Spartans!

[@Sojuwu8000]

Children kidnapped. Children trained hard. Children given steriods that can kill them, or not. Children become spartans. Spartans go into battle. Spartans, sometimes, die. Accurate enough?

[@bigredone1055]

+Tyler Wong Spartans don't die, they're just missing in action.

[@Sojuwu8000]

+LeNoobleyCentralz Spartans dont die... HA! Tell that to Sam!

[@vinnycastro9399]

Tyler Wong OH,DAMN!

[@connorsgonnago9783]

Tyler Wong AND KAT

[@GalaticLobber]

Speaking of overused joke, I miss the, "This thing is dead" part that plays at the end of these videos. XD

[@afroartist1086]

3:49 Is that Shrek in the background?

[@StormChasingwithMatthew1]

😮😮😮😮😮😮🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨😎😎😎😎🔪🔪🔪🔪🔫🔫🔫🔫💉💉💉 Shrek conformed?

[@AAhmou]

...

[@angelcarmona3933]

daikaiju lord On the background i see Shrek 3:48

[@katherinewatkins1933]

A creepy shrek that is

[@SickoXXII]

It’s for the layers joke

[@Xanmanbro]

3:50 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?!?!

[@alfiepaxton9503]

3:49: Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

[@tonyshelton1932]

Knight: sit...SIT....I SAID SIT(shows skull) Crawler:Whimper

[@wornwanderer8585]

I never realized how much the Didact's ship looks like a metapod until now...thank you

[@Freelancer837]

3:49 IT'S SHREK

[@delta4093]

IT'S ALL OGRE!!!

[@Freelancer837]

Delta40 IT'S NEVER OGRE

[@delta4093]

Till it's ogre...

[@con5090]

Freelancer837 shrek has taken ogre the universe

[@jonandjoy]

Freelancer837 I

[@halopro8958]

I died at the Crawler-pet sit scene

[@SilverArkAngels]

Ok, that Cortana joke was hilarious "Shut up, I know what I'm doing"

[@shinypinecone]

3:51 Shrek is in the background of the planet. Shrek is love Shrek is life

[@snezor2783]

3:39 THIS HURTS YOU, SHEPHERD. TAKING EXECUTIVE CONTROL.

[@kainepeterson6638]

Audrey the Second. Flawless, absolutely perfect and masterfully crafted.

[@waluigi8918]

Man I still remember those TELEPORTING KNIGHTS

[@naruceleste3591]

5:14 Shadow-of-Sundered-Star's music was so beautiful, that almost everyone who heard it died.

[@thatblur7956]

100,000 years later the flower is bigger than high charty

[@matthewlangley3524]

find it odd that they imprison the Diadactic (whatever the spelling) in Requiem and it is so easy for him to take control upon release. His armor is right there, wave of his hand and the prometheans turn, all defenses instantly under his control.

[@stephenchant8245]

how about you go into the detail of the prometheans like the fact that their are classes of classes, for example. the promethean knight has four classes: The Knight, The Sniper, The Battlewagon and the Commando/Commander. Look up the promethean classes dude. The other extra class is the alpha crawler which is shown white and is more armoured. It controls or help gather the other crawlers like a sheep dog. Also the watcher can also resurrect all knight classes.

[@zacimusprime4865]

That was quite cute when the crawler sat down and made a dog noise well it looks a lot like a dog 🐶 and I love how funny these videos are😂😂😂

[@destroyerofskulls3036]

Someone should make a video consisting entirely of The Didact composing.

[@Swacul]

lol this is better than the first one, although i think you mist some jokes/parts that the first one had like calling the forerunners fascistrunners, the birth of the watchers etc., but the new things you added (to jokes of the first ones) where hilarious, like the pokemon and the didact "composing". so overall great machinima. btw who is audrie, because i didn't get the gravemind joke of audrie the 2nd unlike the first one where i did get the venusflytrap joke.

[@Swacul]

***** fair enough, oh btw thx for the link, lol now i see what you did there with the audrey 2 joke ;D,

[@WhatAreYouBuyen]

The music part was brilliant

[@Phoenix-of9ne]

sit......sit.....I SAID SIT

[@NotSoAntiVenom1]

OMFG "layers upon layers.." FUCKING SHREK IS IN THE BACKGROUND AHHHHH

[@Kalina47]

I love the H2A Dub Chief at the end of Didact's song.

[@thegreatminecraftdemon7962]

Nice video! :D I hope you keep doing cool vid's like these.

[@tonyshelton1932]

1:51 knight: I SAID SIT - crawler wimpers and sits

[@Stormtrooperdude30]

"You cannot hurt me." -librarian shoots the Diadact- "this hurts me."

[@JuliusCaesar2005]

I call the crawlers without spikes 'frog-dogs' And the ones with spikes 'Needle-cats'

[@mrey5678]

i miss the old halo 4 knights

[@noisyheretic215]

m8 this flower is going to be so big in a hundred thousand years. a minute in and I'm already dying of laughter

[@chainedsharkmedia2699]

1:48 Sit. *Crawler doesn't sit* *Knight opens human blue skull* I said SIT!! XD

[@LittleScientist2011]

Great vid plz make an episode about guilty spark.

[@trevorjohnson1887]

Little Shop of Horrors joke.. Nice!

[@tyriekcorbett3395]

The Prometheans would whoop the flood's ass

[@Keprei]

Prometheans lost to the flood, that's why the rings were made to contain the flood. 😉

[@pleasestoptrackingmeasio7657]

No really they were winning but they needed more of the whatever their called so the turned humans into the.... Then librarian got angry killed her husband (Didact) then they fired the rings which was their last and best idea :3 Air says this in the terminals btw

[@pleasestoptrackingmeasio7657]

Guess you got a point there..but i thought he need more because it was taking to long?

[@spiceyrice8664]

Actually the flood grave mind is pretty much the smartest character in halo using his skills and his army of infecting parasites which can react quickly the flood would still win but not by a lot

[@pleasestoptrackingmeasio7657]

HMM..learn some thing every day

[@josephthorpe7494]

the part ''looking like a potato w/ hair just killed me XD

[@andrewmccallion5149]

This video is hilarious but the Didact didn't go through a slipspace portal, he got composed.

[@shainabdul4635]

Did anyone else notice the face superimposed at 3:51

[@CahtNotCat]

5:24-5:35 Cortana:SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!

[@chuk19100]

what was up with shrek at 3:48???

[@Crispedranger]

Eastside Pictures layers? *ONIONS HAVE LAYERS* *SHRECK IS TRIGGERED*

[@themasterbuilderfaber2348]

This video just made my day!

[@honkstandard]

Anyone else notice shrek in the background when he is talking about layers? 3:48 xD

[@ironpyrrhusgaming4534]

Really enjoyed the Didact conducting bit. My music major side thanks you

[@xavierlouie2305]

I wish halo was like this

[@seabear4648]

I'm on a KZbin marathon it's currently 4:10 am rn I've been watching since 11:00 pm.......

[@thehorsegirl93]

always like your videos are you going to be making anymore like this?

[@lorrainewinsor7980]

Screaming never gets old

[@chesterlewis1715]

this guy is bloody brilliant

[@Anglomachian]

Ha! Mantle's Approach DOES look like a fucking Metapod! How did I never notice that before?

[@fidgetylamb8133]

*hugs the crawler* it's okay he's just a big meanie

[@MrKaji010]

You forgot also one thing. When there not being a little pricks and surrounding you and basically destroying you the only choice you have is dying .they're really cute

[@Warden_Vtel]

Whhyyy, 344, why did you make a character that could potentially be fucking badass, then make him _trip?_

[@thewolfdevil5193]

That emojii fucking destroyed me xD

[@ABigRedShirt]

Layers joke with shrek in the backround xD

[@theamericancritic3002]

Oooohhh!!! That's why it's called the composer!!!

[@jaketyler1799]

3:51 Thanks, I didn't want that sleep anyway.

[@aidenosaurus9162]

"looking like a potato with hair and composing " 😂😂😂😂

[@ruphite9521]

It took me way to long to get that “composing” joke

[@asianboi117]

The guy watering the plant sounds like wangtime

[@williams3062]

Earth used Havok nuke, it's super effective

[@travisjohnson3241]

Didact dropped the most fire mixtape of 2014!

[@Muzzle1300]

Congratulations! *David Wins*

[@halopro8958]

The Forrunners sound like Daleks! (In the gardening scene)

[@ungabunga1578]

i dont know why i laughed when he said that "Looking Like. a Potato with Hair

[@MasterChief117252]

You have forget the little drones for the Promethean Knights. Anyway, nice video mate.

[@pleasestoptrackingmeasio7657]

The auto sentries?

[@Spartan117JMC]

Omg halo 2 music... love it D:

[@Conslappy]

when the didact said this can not hurt me that was harbinger in mass effect 2

[@theristis9451]

you can not hurt me...... this hurts me

[@KingPoook]

We have very little information on the precursors. But I'd love to see if you can try and work something out on them. Would be awesome!

[@RyanCor123]

You can not hurt me (gun shot blast) this hurts me...

[@davemarx7856]

@ 5:25 even your wonderful jokes are unable to counteract the beautiful sorrow of that music Been liking these vids. only found you two days ago. Gonna subscribble and hope you give a similar treatment to other wonderful sci-fi franchises cou-masseffet-gh

[@Jarsia]

1:06 is a better use of the boltshot than as a weapon. also the "composer" bit was pretty funny

[@SecretNenteus]

The Boltshot is epic if you're not a noob

[@Jarsia]

Secret Nenteus if youre not a noob you'll know any number of other weapons can do what it does far better.

[@jamiebagnall6375]

Using the boltshot as a shotgun is really effective in non-noob multiplayer like rumble and regicide

[@Jarsia]

Jamie Bagnall well, IM more a singleplayer and coop mp guy myself, and never really found it so useful in those contexts.

[@1967sluggy]

If you're making a machinima or a garage it's alright as a welder