The Luck Equilibrium of Mario Party

[@kimishou]

Shout out to Tyler for not starting a new episode.

[@sleepy33333]

tyler best boy

[@9voltbus199]

@@sleepy33333 let's go tyler

[@mono4366]

Tyler’s not real

[@sapphirestar22]

shiro best girl*

[@JavaTheGamer]

Jo:”I read those comments” Literally during the same video. He reads the future apparently.

[@chrisv.3405]

Jo never stood a chance against mario plot armor

[@tigger4665]

Oof

[@Ferdoe]

@@JimboJuice egg

[@shadowwhistle606]

Oof

[@Kalesoup_]

"No one should trust my reading abilities" - Jo, the english teacher

[@tojidrider]

InHomestuckWeDie correction; Jo; the english teacher

[@scotthoran6809]

Just because he teaches it doesn't mean he's good at it

[@p-nut2642]

@@scotthoran6809 .-.

[@meadnex331]

"Those who can't do, teach"

[@MafyuSmile]

I like the part where the episode ends, but then it doesn’t.

[@Schwi02]

Tylor trolling Jacob hard lol

[@R-A--sc8vl]

*ends;but then

[@ThenosM_]

I feel like they’ll upload the second part separately later, and you know everyone will happily watch this again

[@orr4337]

*Video ends* Well yeah... but actually no

[@mmummies658]

two episodes in one tyler spoils us

[@sebastianw.7254]

We don't deserve Tyler

[@Walterworld]

Yes we don't deserve Tyler because he isn't really

[@sebastianw.7254]

@@Walterworld He isn't really what? Really cool? Because I'll have you know that Tyler is one cool dude.

[@Egellol]

I love how Tyler didn’t even end the episode when alpha said the episode was over

[@legojedimasterplokoon2173]

Tyler is a mad God drunk with power

[@RainIsVibin]

Hit Toadworth better than he can hit that ball with that stupid cane.

[@joshuaschraw6772]

Nice

[@tojidrider]

UnderPuppy88 I think it’s a reference to Super Mario Sluggers where he hits it with a cane

[@joshuaschraw6772]

Ah, there is no longer 69 likes on this youtube comment. I revoke my earlier statement.

[@luckyloomagu]

@@tojidrider could also be an old-school fwob reference, iirc jacob played a mario baseball game with somebody and complained about how toadsworth couldn't hit shit, idk. Old fwob escapes me

[@RainIsVibin]

@@luckyloomagu actually, you're right. Its about the fact that they kept saying Toadsworth couldnt hit shit with his dumb cane.

[@GaryRozu]

So, here's my theory; Alpharad caused Jo's defeat. On the last game, Alpharad's "Luck connection" was in an apparent neutral position, meaning that he wasn't using his luck at the moment, and Jo has notoriously bad luck, but it wasn't enough to make him lose, it was just enough to make him play a 30 min game against a CPU. But what was different this time? Alpharad's words. He said, and I quote him "I hope you lose" (17:49), and that tipped the scales, when he said that, Lady luck decided to grant him his wish, combining Jo's bad luck and Alpharad's incredible luck, creating a near-impossible scenario for Jo, where everything that could go wrong, WENT WRONG. But that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY. Thanks for reading.

[@kori612]

Gary Rozu this is what you hear playing in the analytical smart anime characters head when their friend is playing the finals in a sports anime

[@squeakymeow]

It's an anime episode "you fool, you thought you could play mario party with me? I am the leader of this world, I decide who lives and who dies. Bold of you to assume you can play my game and win, Josniffy!"

[@kori612]

Rafa control It was basically dio vs jotaro Jo(in the lead) ;oh ho your approaching me instead of running away your coming closer? Mario ; I can’t wreck your shit without getting closer (Jo then proceeds to have the most unlikely and nearly impossible lost)

[@squeakymeow]

@@kori612 yup XD

[@amytg777]

Wait, you're just right.

[@fiendfi7119]

23:39 "tyler that's the next episode" tyler: you're not the boss of me

[@ayteefour]

I love how when Jacob goes "Alright Tyler that's the next episode" there's like a 5 second awkward silence where even though he didn't put text on screen, I could feel Tyler smirking

[@WillJohnson138]

I am so glad this channel is anti-murder, I stand for all Plussies when we say we agree and are all also anti-murder

[@legojedimasterplokoon2173]

Actually I am pro-murder. The amount of politics in this channel sucks

[@tojidrider]

Obama's Best Friend dammit! You are no longer allowed onto Alpha;rad plus; The way Channel

[@legojedimasterplokoon2173]

@@tojidrider This isn't the end I will call my friend Obama!!!

[@tojidrider]

Obama's Best Friend oh noes! Not Obama. I will call upon the hero of this channel, Alex the 9!

[@knightthemage2474]

The Gods of Banana Soule frown upon you

[@jackweiss5480]

Alpha: Ok, we'll end the video here. Tyler: You dare oppose me mortal.

[@Grim-c8n]

Alpharad: We recorded this seconds after the last video Tyler:

[@analysis726]

toad wiimote with wii motion alpharad plus inside

[@carmaltonsil]

Poofesure

[@adultman3738]

funny, did laugh

[@Caleb-zl4wk]

He referenced the dude! On the channel with other dudes

[@vhdiggsd7576]

He referenced the dudydude

[@friendlyman2465]

This reads like a carson joke imo

[@byrontheusurper6505]

29:00 Jakob over here quoting the art of war like Joseph Jostar, "A battle is already decided before it's fought"

[@kazzieOR]

Tyler is Alpharad and Plus, Jacob is a hired Actor, Ellie is just the physical embodiment of Banana Soule, Jo is an amalgamation of all the cast of all plussies. And thats Showbiz baby.

[@airhawkey]

That truly means alpha is showbiz baby

[@dylaneyestone5154]

"They made the perfect game and your shitting on it" I have never heard a more ironic Alpharad sentence in my life

[@franciscoercoreca9081]

I Love how excited Jacob talks about mario party in general. I share his love for the game but he goes far and beyond with stats and honestly it’s quite; amazing

[@iaifia3224]

You know what, tyler taught me something by not ending the episode. It amazes me how fast they were able to switch between present to past when that talked about what happened.

[@lobsteros]

"I'd always rent Mario Party 3, because my mom always thought it was Mario Party 1 because the dice on the box looked like a 3" Think you've got that backwards. It's the dice on Mario Party 1 that looks like a 3, not the other way around. Unless this is all an elaborate bit. God, I love and hate the fact that I can no longer tell the difference.

[@butter_0021]

I checked. It wasn’t a bit. Mario Party 1 is just called Mario Party so the box art has a dice that is mostly showing the 3 on the dice so it looks like Mario Party 3.

[@lobsteros]

@@butter_0021 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But then wouldn't it be the other way around? I can see why you'd think Mario Party 1 was Mario Party 3, because of the dice. But Mario Party 3 is clearly Mario Party 3, so if you saw it, you wouldn't confuse it for 1. So I think they just got it backwards.

[@user-.--.-]

Hey alpharad +, theres no way you could punt toadsworth more than a FOOT. think of it like a 50 lb medicine ball. Or a 50 lb dumbell. There's no way you could punt that anywhere without breaking your foot. (I couldnt either to be fair

[@goku_dunker_420]

Yeah but unlike a dumbbell Toadsworth is metal, but instead a squishy accident of god

[@zeke547]

It's like punting a kid

[@goku_dunker_420]

@@zeke547 Yeah, and seeing that Alpha is eager to do it, the only hard part will be physical, not mental

[@notactuallyevil]

You fail to realize that a dumbbell or medicine ball is made of metal as one solid object. Toadsworth is a vaguely humanoid creature made of flesh, and should therefore be thought of not as one solid 50 lb unit, but a set of fleshy units that add up to a total of 50 lbs. So basically, think about punting a 4th grader. they'll probably go maybe 2 or 3 feet, maybe even 5, but not any more than 10 unless you've practiced the art of punting 4th graders like I have.

[@thefelldragonite6188]

Sam Fenters That’s even assuming they’re as tall as the average fourth grader idk

[@truesquare5564]

24:00 Alpharad:"We are recording this seconds....." Me:**in my head** " Oh really?"

[@ritualgibbon8535]

This is proof that Joe doesn't have Banana Soule

[@D.KlWA-aG]

E

[@adultman3738]

Jo

[@jeffreyyoung3282]

F

[@itsnecco]

;

[@lugoorstar]

;

[@HyperLuigi37]

“This is a new episode Tyler” lol

[@ebaabuu]

Is there a possibility of certain toads being more overweight than other toads? Are we just not accustomed to seeing toads as the same and therefore cannot attribute a certain weight to a specific toad? Can toad be thicc?

[@TheKrawler]

The paper mario games had some chonky boiz.

[@Sycholesent]

“Aww man, I got careless and lost my booty!” Bandit- 2019

[@brokensink5074]

Hahahah like butt

[@j2j2jc2hc]

@@brokensink5074 good job you simplified it

[@frisolaxod3835]

ꌚꐟꏸꑛꆂ ;3 *proceeds to fly away into nothingness*

[@christroyer69]

Bandit; 2019

[@LassBisharp]

29:09 It's a burden and a curse? Guess it's not a blessing then, haha!

[@truesquare5564]

23:43 Alpha: "See you in the next episode" Tyler:"Until it's not" *Cha cha real smooth*

[@speedwagonoverheaven377]

Bro where is Minecraft with alex the nine

[@stevenbobbybills]

Alex died of old age

[@ixdffg3572]

Alex the; nine

[@ryugalul3414]

What are the odds of you guys doing a Mario Party DS video?

[@alextelzrow7136]

29:08 "It's a burden and a curse" Yes Alpharad, those are synonyms.

[@Pinkkittymew]

Tyler is a comedic genius

[@MarioGenerations]

Every ad I get on alpharad plus vids is a farmers insurance ad

[@cornboyparth5154]

Brendog I’m pretty sure it’s because JK Simmons plays Jo

[@hydronimity]

You could put alpharad plus commentary on top of almost any game and it would make sense

[@gambitg]

This episode is a bad example

[@hydronimity]

True, but most other episodes talk about anything but the game

[@AQ_Noops]

3 years later... thought I'd just point out that had Jacob not told Jo to take the double dice on the chomp, he would've landed on the right side green ? space and more than likely win the game on the next turn.

[@5cinco133]

"We are recording seconds after " the last episode" it's the same episode. I love Tyler

[@ozai7725]

Funny comment

[@thepurplemudkip9998]

funny reply to the funny reply

[@dolmiosaucer2825]

megalovania

[@calkumi937]

Funny. Laughed.

[@gio7202]

Funny

[@user-jj7td5yg9p]

funny internet man

[@ashenkingslayer]

hi jacob hi jo

[@teavikyu]

this is the top comment. don’t let it drown boys.

[@skyblade57]

who's jacob? The host of the channel is alpharad plus.

[@matthewbrambila9193]

I hear Jo’s “Hello” reading this

[@ashenkingslayer]

@@Hello-rm2nj I FORGOT TO SAY HI TYLER IM SORRY!!!! D:

[@trillaggaming2404]

WOW KZbin actually gave me a notification this time, THANKS KZbin VERY COOL.

[@candlerunner]

TrillAG Gaming you gotta turn off custom notifications, KZbin only gives them sometimes if it’s on

[@sjorspadberg8765]

Mario party; the 30% roll

[@syeph]

megalomania

[@Xeoffee]

;

[@bignicotine]

Sams

[@xKabutey]

v

[@Billya4]

liar

[@jerrythegremlin7159]

snas

[@cbrycem]

Damn that 2 for 1 special episode!! Even got it with no ads!! Best Christmas ever!

[@mylesm6933]

pk fire.

[@D.KlWA-aG]

ok fireball

[@paxgallery6646]

Pk fire but also poison cloud from pplant

[@D.KlWA-aG]

alexdg • 5 years ago course it is

[@TheDapperDice]

pk orange;

[@D.KlWA-aG]

alexdg • 5 years ago probably memed

[@momo382712]

Alpharad talking like he’s a Kakegurui character and that’s amazing.

[@juliozarate9359]

I feel bad for alpharad plus can’t believe luck would do that

[@jc-pi9lf]

thats show biz baby

[@alextelzrow7136]

This has got to be one of my favorite episodes of Mario Party with Jo

[@mr.boatload1296]

I thought I had autoplay disabled but it went right into another anyway after alpharad plus quit the game

[@jackmcminn6776]

That's the power of Tyler's banana soule.

[@skysnow2495]

Plus

[@mr.boatload1296]

@@skysnow2495 *plus

[@everburnerfish]

@@mr.boatload1296 **plus

[@witchBoi_Connor]

Plussies

[@byrontheusurper6505]

12:36 "If he walks by you I think he takes your coins" Poverty Mario; already resulting to theft... sad

[@bobmartell2073]

"It's a burden and a curse." -Alpharad, internet funny man 2019

[@Alexsnow0_0]

Jo: I trusted you to help me beat Mario not join him.

[@willwinstead7933]

“ No one should trust my reading ability” -has a degree in English

[@reidgunnink5854]

I always watch one KZbin video before I go to sleep. Jo is ruining my sleep schedule

[@Shyguy_5051]

Some of the best intros ever honestly

[@TonioQuo7]

Since Alpharad Plus was in the vicinity of Alpharad Plus, he instantly got super unlucky

[@TheBillini]

I don't know if its because they lost the game audio or if it was an intentional move to play lofi beats to relax to but every single gameplay on this channel would benefit from this treatment. I love it.

[@knightthemage2474]

+1 to the Tyler’s not real conspiracy: Jacob said to Tyler: “That’s the next episode Tyler.” To which he didn’t start the next episode. Is Jacob just saying that when he edits it and does not start a new episode?

[@Deedj1]

Just watching this series frustrates me so much. I have no where NEAR the patience that these two would have

[@virajghose8290]

Video started perfectly

[@glitchy000]

"It's a burden AND a curse."

[@embargotm8699]

megalocrania

[@DJ-0]

ncress

[@aellin-jz9el]

gaming;

[@JTSkinny]

I love this channel because it’s my daily podcast with a video.

[@KrazyKyle45]

Hey Alpharad plus is back; I’m glad they aren’t playing Sonic in high pitched voices again

[@brokensink5074]

I do like the educational turn this channel is taking.

[@_-Dante-_]

When mario got warped past the thwomp? That shit hurted.

[@Shivrs]

24:00 Man who knew youtube automatically gave me the next episode

[@dazedheart9006]

Mario hit Joe with the funny aerial

[@Erossssssss]

Lovin the lofi vibes in the background

[@patrickwehrstein8693]

Okay but Jakob talking about luck. He is one of the luck force. I thought that only I have this understanding of luck. It's good to know that there is more than one that can feel luck.

[@justviewing8387]

the music is a nice touch, thanks

[@faithwright7963]

“For some reason this grocery store had a video game rental store in it” you mean, Redbox?

[@CreationsFlare]

So Alpharad, the Eater of Luck, has literally devoured all of Jo's energy. That was some high-grade robbery.

[@jonahscapelliti9506]

I really enjoyed this speed run.

[@keechoocalzone]

thanks tyler i didnt want to wait

[@troy8417]

Ngl, wouldn't mind the new year to turn this channel into a Mario party channel

[@halodragonmaster]

I'm sorry for your loss Jo.

[@th3bear01]

I think they forgot to make this two episodes and it just makes the entire thing even better

[@ender2028]

22:55 Impossible comes true, it’s taking over you. Oh, this is the greatest show.

[@stubcut4541]

I just want to listen to jo and alpha talk philosophically

[@kingvideogames]

That was some genuine luck play right there.

[@nieveangeletti1271]

keeping in theme with the board, at 26:59 Jacob does his best Chain Chomp impression

[@princiedv]

Toadsworth is an old man Jacob

[@zyke809]

I can imagine mario party with comments just like mario maker 'wrong way jo' on this map

[@coopre9303]

hi tyler

[@brosephnoonan223]

Punting Toadsworth would be like punting a box of cat litter.

[@Luigicat117]

I'm angry that we didnt get to see their defeat quote.

[@Eragonnogare]

Jo; God doesn't play dice

[@Gojin91]

Tell that to Dungeon Masters

[@EddieB-ready]

Hm, I distinctly remember God throwing dice in vicaloids

[@smokedsanjl]

Lmaoo shoutout to Tyler he’s the real mvp for this episode and For Jo, Tuff luck buddy

[@tomfredericks9524]

Gotta pay respects to the editor, rly outdid himself with the cuts on this one

[@lukesavage7667]

Proud plussy

[@d-jams]

Jo was too fearless that the fear crept up on him, and that's just how it be sometimes

[@Soulless261]

The thing about luck is that the more you believe in it the stronger it is. If you believe you have bad luck, you will. It's better to think you have good luck even if you don't, because then you'll acknowledge your good fortune more often.

[@sushiplus7058]

We finally get to see what happens between episodes... A brief awkward silence for about 2 seconds

[@MissGenkiArt]

I feel like Jacob is going to become some stat-based super villain like two face with all these numbers he's throwing out there.

[@alexwithaa21]

you have the big funny

[@D.KlWA-aG]

JustASketch - Animated Storytime! You have a very small funny

[@alexwithaa21]

@@D.KlWA-aG smal pp downdoot

[@D.KlWA-aG]

May I hear your small funny

[@alexwithaa21]

@@D.KlWA-aG no only big funny get to hear

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Bug shi

[@drakosamurai]

I like how he says "See ya next episode." Then Tyler the madlad says nah and just makes it one total episode.

[@Shawn-wv1co]

It would be funny if they upload the second episode after this

[@alaskanight3144]

I like the background music Also thanks Tyler

[@BargainSteve]

Mario Party and chill lofi The best way to spend a Thursday

[@goldenft3208]

Just finished watching 2 hours of ellie and keely just sitting here and I come back to alpharad plus wanting to punt toadsworth