The Main Reason Boingo Was so Evil

[@StanBlankPlushelodeon]

I genuinely, completely, and unironically believe that The Theorizer is one of the smartest mortals in the universe. He is essentially the real life version of Patrick Star, granted with all the knowledge. I say this because his theories are consistently proven to be 100% true. Mort? 100% true. Katie? 100% true. Patrick and Gary? 100% true. He finds so much evidence for each one that there is virtually no debate as to whether these theories are true or not. Not to mention that everything he theorizes on is nearly a decade old or more, so all these connections have been there for years, yet he’s the only person who has ever put them together. The fact that this consistently happens means it cannot be a coincidence, and the fact that he is still surprised by this shows he may not fully know how smart he is. He also mentioned on Twitter that he intentionally leaves out obvious connections for us commenters to find, so we think we found connections ourselves, and thus believe the videos more. only a genius mastermind would think to do this. therefore, I completely believe The Theorizer is one of the smartest mortals in the universe, if he’s even mortal at all.

[@IsaacClodfelter]

An actual level 12 intellect.

[@StanBlankPlushelodeon]

I will be reposting this comment on his future videos so more people will see it.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

He would've been an oracle back in the day. Its the truth and you know it.

[@artdrenaline3293]

He’s matpat on steroids

[@ryanthekinghunter5357]

Its like what lex luthor says to metron in the jlu finale about how only a 12th level intellect can even hope to survive to source wall. "Then I'm overqualified"

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

And guess who else has something to do with Schnitzel? Yup, Schnitzel from Chowder... and who does Schnitzel work for? Mung Daal! What is Mung Daal known for? RECIPES! It all points back to Boingo

[@HizuiSneazel]

Hey theorizer get on this quickly

[@ronanpalmer3523]

Dear God…….

[@markusjayy6425]

Oh shit…🤔

[@squaretheories5846]

@SuperBulbasaurLogan those theories aren’t ‘real’ in a sense that it was part of an arg. he doesn’t actually believe those theories to be true.

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

Radda radda!

[@projectflowersong7402]

I fully blame Theorizer for making me wholeheartedly determined to one day create a story that is so complex that even he cannot unravel all its mysteries... Good luck to me, I suppose

[@an_amazing_ace7810]

Let us know when you have done so.

[@HarryBoSweets]

Let us know how it’s going

[@Tasmint]

Any update?

[@The_Sleepy_Witch]

Hope your staying strong soldier with your mission o7

[@projectflowersong7402]

I must be doing something right as even I can’t figure out what I’m doing anymore

[@psychegemstone]

I know you’re busy with Hoodwinked and Hoodwinked Too but I think the blue sky film Robots needs a theory at some point. There a whole socioeconomic conspiracy within Robots, parents need to buy kids, upgrades cost a fortune and how did the Ratchet and his mother take control in the first place.

[@AnDom]

I hope he sees this. I liked that movie.

[@fumeshroom8975]

yes

[@drswag0076]

robots can't reproduce like that one Futurerama episode The Bots and the Bees states so they would likely be built by the parents themselves but should the delivery gets lost and ends up a different robot couple's house that would be a form of adoption in a way.

[@LarxieArveri]

@@drswag0076 accidental adoption lol

[@_Fizel_]

I looked up the Schnitzel song for the nostalgia. Then I heard the lyrics 'dough and meat'. Today I learned that Schnitzel is a breaded meat dish, not a sweet like I had always assumed.

[@generalmichaelconstantine4598]

Have you tried it? It's one of the best things ever.

[@jessehunter362]

Chicken fried steak or finger steaks are very similar!

[@hypnotised-clover]

Hey, Theorizer, can you come up with a theory about Rango? The movie has a deep enough story about control and manipulation, I'm sure there's some hidden details that point to a further conspiracy, not to mention the more surreal scenes and characters in the movie.

[@connormcconnell7881]

Yes please do this movie

[@marcusjohnson3766]

I would like to see this

[@blindedjourneyman]

yes! My sibs love that movie, and its so weird and has alot of peculiar threads.

[@Novablaze777]

A very underrated movie that needs more attention.

[@pineforest1442]

That movie is so underrated.

[@jfarrar19]

So. First thought. Could him singing his Schintzel song just be advertising it?

[@Nehu_22]

I mean, what's advertising but someone trying to manipulate you into buying their product?

[@ajillsundwich8955]

The fact this actually makes sense scares me so much

[@sheevhernandez3869]

Same but it makes way too much sense.😳

[@squaretheories5846]

sadly it’s a ‘meme’ and this dude isn’t being serious 😕

[@TheTheorizer]

@@squaretheories5846 no

[@bulldogblast1945]

@@squaretheories5846 the theorizer is always 100% serious, he never ever jokes about what he's theorizing about

[@HarryBoSweets]

@@squaretheories5846 11:49

[@ATLAXS]

This theory is going to fully turn the Hoodwinked on its ear and back again. I’m looking forward to seeing how this goes in the future

[@kuu2856]

The best way to express your channel to those interested in it is the hole in Alice and Wonderland, crossing over to a land of pure absurdity and madness, but not necessarily a bad world.

[@RedeemerofDark]

He constantly makes ARG feeling theories whether it's single videos or multiple videos and that's what captivates people is how I would think about it.

[@squaretheories5846]

@@RedeemerofDark for my understanding none of his videos are arg related

[@woos057]

As a German I can confirm that you can't trust anyone who sells Schnitzel

[@royalreigns3373]

One question, do you sell schnitzel?. That would mean your a lier so I can trust them, but that means you are telling the truth which would mean I can't trust you.

[@woos057]

@@royalreigns3373 no I don't sell it

[@StarlasAiko]

As a German, I can say Schnitzel is not that bad and those who sell it are a national treasure....but of course Curry Wurst is way better, especially the Bochumer original from Dönninghaus.

[@Mr.Plankton.]

@@woos057 that’s what a schnitzel seller would say.

[@Dorf274]

*WHAT OTHER SECRETS ARE YOU HIDING?!*

[@abbycollins4820]

Hansel and Gretel being Boingo’s test subjects works so well! I can’t believe I didn’t make that connection.

[@theweirrdnerd]

It's night, it's thunderstorming, this is the perfect time to watch this chanel!

[@Ironmat98]

This guy digs into movies more than matpat digging into fnaf

[@nan0artz92]

The theorizer >>>>>>>> matpat

[@Ironmat98]

@LilHeinz94 some videos he did that, but not all

[@kafkaisnotdead]

@Zeffo23 he does do the writing tho? Hate on Matt as much as you want but don't just lie to people 🤨

[@daisyjoy242]

The theorizer is just matpat crazy brother

[@AnDom]

@LilHeinz94 back in the bygone past he used to

[@jamisonisme5457]

Kipo and the wonder beasts, meet the Robinsons and this movies should all be connected because there are so many frogs in suits in all of them Maybe that could be his next theory

[@blindedjourneyman]

Lol except that the Robinson's frog men were frogs given hume int and bone structure.

[@kennythetrend3688]

This makes Hookwinked Too SO much more interesting.

[@mrkitloin]

I love how almost all of his theories turn out to be true, patrick and gary? true. Mort? True.

[@lunafoxlover]

Oh yes, I'm ready for the madness.

[@adenspeight2066]

Me to

[@yukithemonsterguardian2337]

Me too

[@alinastanescu4430]

Me three

[@hanagregurek6518]

I love how the theory makes sense and the way you deliver it. 10/10

[@blueeyedscorpio7]

Woah!!! You & film theory need to collab together!!! This was 👌!!!! 😂🤣

[@matveyxivan7159]

never, film theory is unoriginal and steals from other theorizers, plus since matpat has been a youtube sellout for years he’d only dampen theorizer’s style

[@SamuraiDestroy]

if they did it would just be the theorizer talking while matpat waits for his turn for about half an hour

[@AnDom]

MatPat's theories about the first Disney Star wars movie were directly taken by the shitstains to be placed in the next films. Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter is so stupid. And Pat's whole case of it is so goddamn dumb... Jesus. They literally saw how 'Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter?!' was popular and threw it in, pretending that that was in the plan from the start. I can't form a proper statement due to how much it annoys me.

[@Bugwaterbugwaterbugwater1]

@@matveyxivan7159 Fyi dude he is a theorist not theorizer. the difference is theorist generally just go over already made theory's so no he is not stealing.

[@laprincesa3608]

@@matveyxivan7159 it’s conspiracy theories about cartoons …..

[@Ray-hx3rm]

The lore of this movie may be deep and very dark, but watching hoodwinked 2 with your buds will never not be fun

[@nikitayost586]

Hey, I have a thought. What if Hansel and Grettel are watching a commercial for the Schnitzel? Or maybe it's security footage? I think that the commercial idea may work, since he wants to be an actor an all.

[@Argumedies]

5:53 I think this image would give Freddie Krueger nightmares.

[@StarsNRubies]

A random thing I noticed watching Hoodwinked Too: the gum that Twitchy offered to Wolf was called 'Little Red', a link to Reds parents maybe?

[@carbs_innit8057]

Interesting

[@Human_traain]

Ue third

[@billybob9495]

@@Human_traain I'm doing ya mom

[@lotus-fz5tu]

Indeed

[@joshuabohn9429]

Alright, I'm prepared to abandon all semblance of reason, let's do this

[@Cecona]

A possible theory on the muffin man might be interesting, as there is a legend about how the song was originally a warning to kids about a serial killer than lured kids using muffins.

[@MonsieurLizard]

What is the muffin man song?

[@Cecona]

@@MonsieurLizard it’s a very repetitive nursery rhyme

[@MonsieurLizard]

Thank you Kind stranger, have a joyful life.

[@KeisterKhan]

I believe it may be worth considering that the Schnitzel song may have simply been an advertisement for his food brand. This would fit well concerning the part with his song is the only one shown on the TV. We never saw recording equipment, but I believe the way the camera follows his posse through the woods insinuates a recording of a legitimate advertisement rather than a hidden camera bunny and a bunch of brainwashed children that would make the food business’s schnitzel-peddling competition even more successful. Could be deep, or it could be a simple goose chase. Maybe the part of them being his kids still fits, and they are watching his advertisements to keep tabs on him? If I really felt like stretching I could even claim that they are only following along with Boingo/Verushka for the truffles as a way to become more successful than their deadbeat father out of spite, but I digress. On a different note, Boingo’s clipboard shows that he already took down the muffin man. How? Is is connected to anything else?

[@SOM-v4o]

I thought the same that the whole schnitzel song might have been a commercial and Boingo may have been just watching the whole thing play out until after it was ruined by the robbery of the schnitzel. Yeah the guy literally wants to be featured in plays so it makes sense.

[@imjustaguy4340]

4:50 😂😂love that i wonder if that was on purpose tho 16:26 if thats graphic my drawing are vary detailed

[@helarki4309]

Obscure background characters: Exist Theorizer: IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?

[@bravebear4008]

Gota say, your by far my favorite theorist😁✌️

[@insomniacowl5392]

MattPatt eat your heart out

[@LMThefloridian08]

Have you lost your mind this guy turns peaceful movies into horror stuff

[@squaretheories5846]

@@insomniacowl5392 no

[@insomniacowl5392]

@@squaretheories5846 Anthony Wille YES!

[@c_angell3494]

Every one of your videos, I find at least a Dozen phrases that I want on a Tshirt, whether in or out of this context. This video is no exception 😄 "Circle of Ouroborous Logic." "Just like a Venus Flytrap... Or a Gingerbread House." "Desperate for snacks- More desperate than a normal person." "I am serious, and I am right." "I'd roast myself if I were so inclined." This man be a genius in more ways than one 😂

[@TheTheorizer]

😂 nobody’s ever gone in and compiled them before LOL

[@wtfjoe8358]

Bruh this shit was fate for me , I was literally thinking about hoodwinked and was like "I wonder if there are theories" boom found the first video , decided to watch the movies then watch the theory and as soon as I finish the theory u upload the next !

[@squaretheories5846]

thank you for manifesting it

[@jaspr1999]

I'm probably just reading way too much into this but I think that Kurt inadvertently created Boingonium and Boingo stole it from him. The children eating the schnitzel are very much high as a kite. Going so far as to try to snort the schnitzel on a stick, which is a funny weird detail for the animators to add into a song. Maybe stealing Kurts" tires was enough to break Kurt Financially to sell the only thing he had left, his recipe.

[@TheTheorizer]

That’s what I was thinking. I cut out part of the script where I talked about how Boingo bankrupted him to GET his kids, but the timing, as I mentioned, is extremely touchy around there.

[@jaspr1999]

@@TheTheorizer - I believe you're on to something this this. I don't think the timing is that far off as it wasn't until Kurts' encounter with Boingo that he suddenly had his life course-corrected. First with the callback and then his departure from the area to join the Yodeling troop. The timing lines up if you run each persons' story to just the point where Boingo was caught.

[@katjohn690]

In the Grim Brothers og story of Hansel and Gretel, their father was a wood cutter; it explicitly said a “poor wood cutter”. So it makes lots of sense for him to be the father

[@petrichorweather350]

My favorite channel where morbid thoughts come together

[@insomniacowl5392]

This is the channel where madness may flourish and I love it!

[@whdvduabfkf4055]

I was kinda having a bad day and this made it 1000 times better

[@savagesara2647]

Everyone my mind is blown I was rewatching the goat song he said "some witch dun put a spell on me 37 years ago" ... So who's a witch we know in hoodwinked it's verushka van vine ... boi she did that there proof that the movies are canon

[@cassidy8048]

You are a genius Mr Theorizer

[@TheYoshiViking]

I can’t believe it. This is very grounded despite everything. I get the feeling if there was 3rd a character like you would’ve existed either that or these hunches would’ve been fully realized.

[@Kucoz]

Man this movie was only just a blip but you have so much about it. Damn.... I fuckin adore you dude

[@madelainekane760]

Personally, I thought that when the giant said "never trust short people", he was referring to Jack because in the story "Jack and the Beanstalk", the giant was defeated by him and...y'know...the main place where the giant lives/works in "Hoodwinked 2" is at the top of a huge beanstalk... The theory of the Grim Twins knowing the giant -- and angering him -- could also be possible though. Also: After watching this video the first time, the description of how the test subjects acted when being fed Boingonium (not sure if I spelled it correctly or not) reminds me of the real-life drug of crack cocaine, which really really unnerves me.

[@eternaldespot5383]

Bro go watch The Patrick Star Show IMMEDIATELY! It could potentially make multiple of your theories even more possible or even cannon!

[@BNK2442]

Everything in this channel is cannon.

[@squaretheories5846]

@@BNK2442 naw

[@Adventist1997]

Your theories are becoming more and more part of the lore. To where it's had to see them as theories. 😂😄

[@SOM-v4o]

This makes the movie much scarier than I thought with the animals. Directing the main characters to where exactly characters are at that certain time. It's like the animals are 1 big group by themselves who have mutual affliation with Boingo with other business but not what boingo is planning.

[@milanmarkovic2721]

I think that Shniecel song is the only "acting" in the first movie the twins are watching because they smile and dance as one like in a commertial and song sounds like it was recorded.

[@kg7518]

I thought this was a video about syndicalism

[@chanted1558]

It's scary how much sense this makes 😳 I'm shook!

[@TheTheorizer]

The creator responded to it too 😰

[@weswarford8494]

I actually thought Hansel and Gretel were just using a fake backstory based on the movie they watched.

[@alezmartinez8488]

Thank you so much for another hoodwinked theory this is getting very interesting indeed.

[@kalebdunaway6425]

You deserve more like you such a good KZbinr

[@BlueCastleGaming935]

Getting my daily dose of inane ramblings in for today.

[@slimeinabox]

OUR GRAND LEADER GAS RETURNED TO US (Cult joke)

[@F1orinx]

Can you do a theory on the red squirrel from penguins of Madagascar tv show

[@waterwitch1690]

Where’s the rest?? You said you had more to say!😭😅💕

[@michelecastellotti9172]

This channel is just like film theory... If film theory was actually good and original

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i want to see boingo's and flippers's backstories.

[@needy3535]

Absolutely. Huge. If anything I don't think you're taking this as seriously as you need to be.

[@TheTheorizer]

People got mad at me when I took things too seriously with Gary and Mort and Katie 😂

[@needy3535]

@@TheTheorizer sheeple. They don't understand the magnitude of what's actually going on smh

[@Bugwaterbugwaterbugwater1]

@@TheTheorizer I hate people like that. They just go like "Mort is evil? That is insane! Laugh laugh!" without even watching it

[@tiffanym1108]

Keep these coming!

[@OKAYOKAY420]

Omg 17 minutes went by way too fast lol. I adore your videos! 💖🙏

[@kafkaisnotdead]

Thank you for talking about those movies 💕

[@ohshanana2397]

The Theorizer could literally tell me that eating cat shit will give me super powers and I would believe him

[@annamay2921]

Maybe the Schnitzel's song is actually from a commercial about selling schnitzels?

[@shadowgiraffe7502]

The Theorizer uploaded!? Time to light insence, meditate and open my 3rd eye. Let's dive in.

[@Lucid_PZPL]

“I’m assuming you’ve seen both Hoodwinked films and part 1 of my first theory” No and no

[@dr4amxo]

I- I swear this movie made me like twisted dark books and when I was 9 create a story about red riding Hood killing her dad 🤦‍♀️

[@SOM-v4o]

What? That's crazy.

[@geomania8533]

Theorizer u missed a scene where nicky was ok from his attack from the pigs while the other agents were sent of. Yet why was he left behind?

[@alpito9255]

DUDE in the beginning of hoodwinked the press literally asks if the HOUSE IS MADE OF GINGERBREAD!!?!?

[@knexilva]

It’s been 2 years. It’s time.

[@lunatea7431]

I just noticed what about the goat who became cursed since 37 years by a witch. Dont know if it's important

[@cherrixx2639]

I clicked the video bc I misread and thought it said "hoodtwink: The Evil Syndicate" and you know what? Not disappointed at all

[@samanthasantana-cook9345]

I’m not sober enough for this…

[@caitlyncole9150]

Okay but if you didn’t listen long enough to hear the Theorizer completely roast Hoodwinked and laugh his lil crazy laugh, go back and watch it now

[@chuchu_ukpabi]

Yo I’m always scared watching your videos man 😫no joke

[@TheTheorizer]

THIS ONE WAS TAME lol

[@12DAMDO]

in my theory Boingo is a mafia boss

[@StarlasAiko]

The Schnitzel Van song is a commercial. Do you really believe, a bunch of kids would sing and dance around through a woodland following a fast food vendor? Would the melody played by the Schnitzel Van really be heard at unchanged volume as they walk far enough away from the van that nobody would notice the wheels being stolen? The music was dubbed onto the footage in post-processing, the dancing through the woods was filmed by the advertising company

[@TheTheorizer]

I would assume that if it weren’t for the fact that it was live, and filmed when Boingo robbed him. It was certainly filmed, but it also seems to have somehow happened.

[@StarlasAiko]

Maybe whoever choreographed the commercial was paid by Boingo to take the filming a bit away from the van. Or maybe the producer/director just created the advert that way and Boingo exploited the opportunity.

[@aurelart9520]

The Theorizer deserves a raise.

[@aurelart9520]

@TheTheorizer if you haven’t already, please put your videos on Facebook. They pay a lot more than KZbin

[@TheTheorizer]

I highly doubt they pay as much as KZbin

[@aurelart9520]

@@TheTheorizer Hey! After 5:00 minutes in kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpecooKMbsynebc in this interview of Jaime French by Erika Vieira, Jaimie discloses (at least her) difference in payment between the two.

[@TheTheorizer]

Nope, that's misleading. She didn't even know where to find her CPM stats on KZbin at first, which implies she wasn't aware of the intricate nuances. If Facebook provides basic ad statistics up front, it's a sign they're very basic and shady and careless for detail, which also makes sense in the context of the fact that one view on Facebook is counted in like three seconds, where as a KZbin view is counted by thirty seconds. Facebook is also extremely unsupportive to long-form content. Even if you somehow don't believe all that, there's the simple fact that if you compare the views and money she said she got here, you can clearly see she made SIX TIMES MORE based on the views of KZbin, than Facebook. Just divide and compare the money and views she's shown, it's evident.

[@aurelart9520]

@@TheTheorizer wow! I appreciate your insight. Thank you for your reply!

[@frozenandmore8632]

Can you make Nanny Mcphee theories or her tragic childhood?

[@danmcmaster2346]

Oh no. It's here. THAT'S HIM OFFICER!

[@mak3x7]

I'll just say maybe the hoodwinked story got popular real world so canotically it got a movie, or its just a schnitzel ad.

[@SOM-v4o]

I was hoping you wouldn't make kirk this big huge villian. Well he was a villian but in a neglectful way that connects with them wanting someone to look up too which was Boingo.

[@aprettycoolname4839]

You know the frog said that they needed a comic artist for that scene Meaning the first movie

[@thandizungu2082]

I have a theory that every animated movie, tv show and undertale is connetted one universe

[@thunderblood6603]

We live in a society where someone thinks that every animated movie, Tv show, and Undertale are connected in one universe.

[@jesterdays]

Just undertale? Like, no other video game? Just undertale?

[@mortal4775]

Yes the craziness is amazing

[@Wandergirl108]

So, uh…where's part 3?

[@CuteCatOverlords]

Hoodwinked is my favourite film and I love these videos so much

[@ezra2701]

Yessssss the madness has returned!

[@ozzywalker609]

Just gotta say, that dark noir-type image of Hansel and Gretel with yellow eyes creeps me tf out.

[@misfits7798]

*Who's here for the chaos* ⬇

[@Songorita]

Love your theory.

[@stoker1181]

This dude fr needs to collab with Game Theory

[@ellea7365]

Yes, I was waiting for thisssssss

[@skittybug6937]

I think the Schnitzel Song can be better explained by Kurt just making an ad for his business and putting it on TV, and forgetting to pull it. Unless he still has a truck/his store.

[@TheTheorizer]

I suppose, but the problem is that it is utterly identical to the scene from Hoodwinked 1, and we know for a fact that was live, and immediately followed Kirk’s failed audition.

[@skittybug6937]

@@TheTheorizer Sure...but where did the female voice come from? It certainly doesn't sound like it came from any speakers like the yodelling.

[@TheTheorizer]

I know, that’s the part that really bothers me. I had a theory, but it required going into the “film within a film” idea I’ll be covering next time (probably)

[@no-oneisinyourcloset]

MA NEW THEORIZER VIDEO JUS DROPPED

[@Dock284]

I've seen both hoodwinked movies and damn I loved the first one. This theory is wild

[@SnarkNSass]

1 minute ago... Coffee in hand... Dogs n cats out... Door locked... Let's DO It!!!

[@crimsin0263]

You didn't mention that one of them is Himmler

[@Charlee-lk7vn]

18 whole minutes? You spoil us

[@theoneknownasmememan784]

The way he just evilly said "two little german kids" got me

[@TheseUseless]

The government is seriously lucky that the theorizer settles on cartoons.