The (Many) Problems With Batman (Dorkly Bits Compilation)

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[@ComicalRealm]

I've always wondered why Bruce's parents didn't have security with them at all times.

[@beasty909]

...maybe they was so horrid to them, the security team betrayed them & thats why they all quit after? xxx

[@jameretief8327]

Or why anybody, and I mean anybody go down a crime infested city’s dark alley. I think Daddy Wayne wanted his family killed.

[@beasty909]

@@jameretief8327 ....you thinking same, daddy had a far younger mistress, wifey found out planned to kill him, he found out bout plan offeres double to kill her, killer takes both offers & kills both but left kid cause they dont hurt kids? x

[@ankurdesai8370]

its actually explained that gotham wasn't this crime infested and was like all your average cities it was after the waynes were shot the city started going down hill because people saw that someone as powerful as them could be taken down . they were a symbol for gotham and now the symbol was gone, proven false. and by the time bruce becomes batman[ he starts at 25 the waynes died at around 9/8] it became the most crime infested city in america the place is called crime alley cause the waynes were shot there and gotham's descent began there before it was just a everyday nobody would recognize alley just an alley in front of a theater of course we still have the question even if you are living in your average vanilla city why would millionares not have security? to that well the waynes thought that nobody would ever attack them and the people of gotham loved them as stupid as that sounds that's the attitude they held they had done a lot for the city and were planning more improvements to what was already considered one of the greatest cities in america , they thought people would love them and they would never be attacked it was because of this attitude and all the contributions to making it greater even though it was great was what made them a symbol for gotham well we know where that attitude and being a symbol lead them and rest of gotham .

[@beasty909]

@@ankurdesai8370 we know, we just playing with ideas because of the video, think of it as 'what if' idea 😊 such as, what if the Waynes were downright plain nasty, weapon creating (*cough* Bane *cough*) lunatics & thats why everyone feared them so much they stayed away until they got a chance to jump them & to kill them, not realising its their money that was keeping the city afloat? hence, in this funny vid, he had body guards 😊, though i must admit, i was not expecting that to happen, GG Dorkly 😂👏👏x so, yeah, my 'what if' setup was if daddy had another lady (money, having kids, can be a drain & bore you sometimes from what ive seen) or 'what if' wifey had a lover? who knows 😊 all i know, its fun to imagine lol 😊xxx

[@duck484]

It’s not easy being a man who is a billionaire playboy and a bat

[@dorkly]

it is very cool that the most popular superhero ever is an extremely rich furry who is sad sometimes

[@MrFett-wp7rb]

an edgy furry at that

[@dorkly]

@@MrFett-wp7rb oh right. *emo furry

[@furrysunny1300]

@@dorkly 2 out of 3. If I had the money, I could be Batman.

[@sheepandotter]

:o

[@lime455]

Alfred isn't overworked and underappreciated, he is rich. Like practically a billionaire.

[@Kentrc11]

Seems you heard of Nightwing #78. Good eye

[@abrealgaming5649]

Not anymore he gave it all to Nightwing after dying.

[@abrealgaming5649]

@@Kentrc11 oh shit never mind You beat me to the joke

[@77_hands]

@@abrealgaming5649 bruh he’s dead even if he didn’t he wouldn’t be a billionaire

[@abrealgaming5649]

@@77_hands bro if I was a billionaire they damn well better bury me with my money. 🤣 What can I say its the Egyptian in my blood 🤷🏿‍♂️🇪🇬

[@cliffbot638]

Didn't crime alley get it's name until after the Wayne's died there?

[@dorkly]

the answer, like almost any question about comic book history canon, is "sometimes"

[@VMStudiosOfficial]

What an answer!!!!!

[@cliffbot638]

@@dorkly Fair enough

[@RuralNanoChao]

Fair enough.

[@traceygeorgechrisguthrie2882]

@@dorkly true though

[@harshit3298]

Dorkly deserves a lot more, he absolutely works very hard to animate these videos

[@allenhaywood9608]

sure it's one dude? they say it takes money to make the videos and if it was one dude wouldnt youtube pay him?

[@noahwats7469]

“The bat signal, I should go” *IT’S DAYTIME*

[@AxxLAfriku]

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear noa

[@dorkknight7973]

@@AxxLAfriku TF?

[@bIuecap]

@@AxxLAfriku I love your content

[@bIuecap]

@@AxxLAfriku I'm content with your content

[@omegamecha7666]

@@AxxLAfriku enough spam

[@tamokoakame4023]

Man I love when videos are this long! I love all your content!!

[@dorkly]

hey, thanks

[@DallasdotMPEG]

@@dorkly WHAT ARE YOU GAY!?

[@DallasdotMPEG]

@@dorkly YOU THINK I AND SOCIETY DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR TRUE SEXUALITY?

[@DallasdotMPEG]

@@dorkly ANSWER ME BOY!

[@TheDarkCatYT]

@@DallasdotMPEG It's clear someone has an issue

[@TayoEXE]

In hindsight, the Bat symbol is not a very good way to call Bat Man as it's completely useless during the day.

[@dorkly]

it's not a good way to call Batman during the night either! you have to make sure he's watching the sky, then wait for him to get to the roof of a specific building before you can tell him what the emergency is! and also wow what a great tool for bad guys to lure Batman into traps, since there's basically nothing stopping ANYONE from getting atop the building and turning on the Bat Signal. just an all-around poorly thought out thing

[@LeftSinkHandle]

That's why the Adam West Batman was the best and most logical. He had the bat-phone

[@culturallysignificantnickn7446]

Not very goo on a cloudless night either, or a misty one.

[@dorkknight7973]

@@dorkly and it's a great way of knowing where batman will be so while he is across town seeing what Gordon wants criminals could be robbing a bank or killing someone

[@troyhoffman9411]

@@dorkly Not to mention the risk of blinding an airline pilot.

[@camwyn256]

Batman sounds like he’s never cried before, but I guess that’s the point

[@aaronwolk998]

He sounds like crusty the clown in one of these.

[@CringeGamingOG]

“Bald guy with asthma”- Batman, after breaking his spine on a bald guy’s knee.

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

It was a neat trick, until the bald guy with asthma tried it on Donatello. Maybe because Donnie is bald, too?

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Although only 1% of people can actually see the bat signal in daytime, Batman's derivative knowledge of derivative security didn't quite make him feel at home with the non-rich 99%.

[@keennickolas8575]

"He decided to dress up like a Black-Ops Furry instead of confronting his pain" xDD lol, it's just truth!

[@camwyn256]

I’m fond of the cyclical Batman theory. Alfred is the retired Batman and Robin becomes Batman when he retires. Seeing Alfred “come out of retirement” and become Robin seems even more believable he’d quit completely at that point

[@basilofgoodwishes4138]

What about Nightwing? Isn't this the stage between Robin and Batman?

[@camwyn256]

@@basilofgoodwishes4138 Nightwing is more of an irregularity. Batman not ready to retire, but Robin ready to strike out on his own

[@exequielbreton4393]

@@camwyn256 Red Hood, Red Robin, and Spoiler tough

[@MTFAlphaOne]

People who can

[@markermage]

They are complaining about Green Arrow holding his own against Martian Manhunter in a videogame that takes place in the same universe where Alfred kicks Superman's ass?

[@JacketDude.]

Yea they seriously nerfed Alfred he should've taken out superman in a single stare

[@randomgoose9901]

@@JacketDude. yea Alfred could solo the dc universe, after all he is the last line of defense for the bat cave

[@DeltaSanz]

Shaggy vs alfred

[@randomgoose9901]

@@DeltaSanz that’ll probably end in a draw

[@DeltaSanz]

@@randomgoose9901 what if shrek joined??

[@Indra2007]

Batman and Superman sitting there playing video games. Superman: I feel like I've forgotten something.

[@XxAnimenatorxX]

The thing is... i could totally see Alfred doing the Villain thing-

[@Maswartz226]

It actually happened in one story from Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader.

[@MSGSlayer1]

@@Maswartz226 Didn't Alfred play all the villains in that one?

[@angryjerkdotnet]

@@MSGSlayer1 No, he just played the Joker. The rest of the villains were people from his acting troupe that he hired to help.

[@theHedgex1]

Sometimes the evil is done in the name of good.

[@S_auce]

"Like I couldnt take a bald guy with asthma." Damn. Batman spittin facts

[@lukelyon1781]

Two things: Martian Manhunter's weakness is fire. Green Arrow has fire arrows. He could totally beat him in a fight. And Alfred would actually make a kick ass Robin. He would destroy most of the average thugs and even some of the bigger baddies Batman has to deal with.

[@williambrown4138]

Thats more of a psychological weakness than an actual one and Martian Manhunter could obliterate Green Arrows' mind before the guy thinks of pulling out a single arrow. Its like the Batman vs Superman argument all over again.

[@lukelyon1781]

@@williambrown4138 no dude, Martians are weak to fire. That's canon.

[@lukelyon1781]

@@williambrown4138 and he can just use an explosive arrow with incendiary components. That's easy to manufacture even in real life.

[@williambrown4138]

​@@lukelyon1781 Its psychological weakness that all Martians have. At one point in the past the Martians were crazy powerful and really violent and constantly had a pyro-kinetic aura around them. The Guardians of the Universe instilled a fear of fire into their genetic code before they could travel the stars and bring chaos with them. Thats why Martians are "hurt" by flames, its a psychosomatic effect. Look it up my guy, no lie. Even if Ollie had a miniature sun in his back pocket, all Martian Manhunter would have to do is go intangible, invisible, or both. Just one hit from MM and Ollie is dead.

[@moneer6762]

@@lukelyon1781 its only affect its mind so you're basically saying an incendiary arrow could hurt superman which is not possible and martian manhunter is very likely to kill green arrow before green arrow shoot his arrow

[@DragonxFlutter]

Ah, the age when most Dorkly Bits pointed out the flaws in our media. I really miss that era. But I also like the Pokemon sillies. _"I'm THOMAS WAYNE! THE_ richest man in this _armpit_ of a city! Did you think I _wouldn't_ walk down a street called _CRIME ALLEY_ without a full security detail?!"

[@theHedgex1]

Honestly having Alfred gain a full staff of butlers and maids that are loyal like he is and just being charged up telling what to do would be the greatest thing that happened to him in this series.

[@emmz34chills17]

Yeah why didn’t Batman parents have body guards in the first place

[@shikniwho7215]

heck, they don't even have any other helper beside Alfred.

[@tommyvercetti1111]

@@shikniwho7215 because they are batman's parents.

[@gamechanger8908]

Maybe they were being cheapskates.

[@rjmaxx1258]

To me it makes sense that they don't. Rich people like the Wayne's probably live in a bubble and have no idea how regular people live and the dangers they face.

[@lawrencehaynes6408]

@@rjmaxx1258 but they did know of the rampant crime wave that was occurring in Gotham, wasn't exactly a secret and they are two very well educated people they would have been aware of the crime

[@SmooveShotta]

I thought batman was gonna jump in and kick the guy talking about the ff7 remake lol

[@ilijaarsic1946]

9:10 Fun fact:there is an actual storyline where Alfred did this,only difference is that he was the joker and Bruce gets killed because Riddler's actor went insane.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

Batman is an anti-villain. He's a villain who fights other villains. He's like Dexter, except far worse.

[@keennickolas8575]

Anti-Villain. Hmm, good point!

[@Deathmare235]

I mean they’re not really villains it’s society’s fault since billionaires don’t give 2 shits about them

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@Deathmare235 Yeah! Some of them haven't even committed crimes yet! Even the worst of them are at least somewhat justified in their actions and at the very least we must admit that they had little room to do any better.

[@darthsquid2107]

At least he beats the crap out of evil guys.

[@Deathmare235]

@@darthsquid2107 while being an even worse guy the exact opposite of deadpool

[@jonathonsirlord8251]

9:29 Fun fact:In the comics Alfred did do that

[@MagnusNoah]

Fun Fact: If you say fun fact, people will probably read all of the comment

[@dorkly]

i'm only speaking anecdotally but this appears to be true

[@GarrettPDGA]

Fun fact: this fact is probably not yours originally.

[@Copium-m]

🤣🤣

[@misko5877]

Jokes on you, I didn't

[@kjthorne3391]

Ha jokes on you I can’t read

[@bamban_garcia5562]

You know after seeing this I realize Batman causes more problems

[@jadedjaws4952]

In Batman's defense, a lot of bats are critically endangered... So releasing thousands of bats is a good thing. He just went about it wrong.

[@TeryJones]

I dunno, with how badass Alfred tends to be _(some continuities a former member of British Intelligence)_ he'd probably love to done a costume and fight criminals with Bruce XD

[@dennisklaes9509]

8:55 "I know what you thinking." "I completly agree" "It was the riddler" 🤣🤣🤣😅 BTW: Just discovered you, this is really really good, so entertaining. On Point humor 😍😍

[@MrDevin1125]

I love how batman's normal voice just sounds like Nicolas Cage lol

[@bickboi9633]

For a second I thought that title read "The (Many) Problems with Dorkly"

[@dorkly]

we are problem-free. the only unproblematic youtuber

[@potatowithinternetaccess8594]

@Dorkly HERE HERE

[@thepizzatime3502]

@@potatowithinternetaccess8594 why

[@Jackmoo101]

If you think about it, Batman causes more chaos then the joker

[@caliente2512]

How?

[@williambrown4138]

He really doesn't.

[@ladycarmillasanguina]

Maybe not causing chaos per-say, the joker wins outright. However, I would say batman is just as insane as the joker. Here are some examples: The Dark Knight Returns: From breaking the bones of the mutant leader, to killing Superman (and kind of dying at the same time) this proved old age Batman is the most insane and unstable, but also the most awesome, of them all. Year One: There are many moments, but the scene where he causes the car wreck so he can escape the police car showed just how dark a road Bruce Wayne would travel down as Batman. The Resurrection of Ra’s Al Ghul: Batman gets speared through the stomach with Ghul’s staff, and it does little else but piss him off. This is the first time I wondered if Batman was on meth. Kingdom Come: Batman couldn’t care less about protecting his private identity at this point, and walks around as Bruce Wayne, with people just calling him Batman. He has silver hair and a crazy steampunk-neck contraption, and he STILL owns with little regard. Final Crisis: Batman breaks his number one rule and shoots to kill. Only he shoots Darkseid, which just pisses off Darkseid and causes Batman himself to get killed. Instant karma, man. And though Batman was not “dead” in the normal sense( he was hurtled through time, of course) it still showed that when it comes right down to it, Batman is crazy and will do whatever it takes. See what happens when you break your own rules, Batman?

[@Grandflea02]

Than*

[@dendroxden440]

@@ladycarmillasanguina Joker and Bruce are two sides of the same coin. Both insane, but Joker uses his insanity to spread chaos while Bruce uses his to dress up as a bat and fight crime

[@parthbansal2775]

Actually there is a comic where Alfred has been hiring his people to pretend to be batman's villains so that he can cope up with the trauma of losing his parents. In that universe, Alfred is the one who plays as Joker, the archnemesis of Batman

[@Jeedan]

Yes, its one of the visions Bruce sees when he 'dies' in Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader

[@donniefreidman5240]

The movie theature one was such a good classic

[@dorkly]

was a real weird one while we were writing it. the internal logic is very specific, that Batman's watching a fictional movie about himself n all. but it was fun to write Batman just being a weird jerk in a movie theater so we tried not to overthink it

[@garygordle5146]

@@dorkly it was painful…

[@MongoTheMagnificent666]

@@dorkly Just hearing Batman offering the people in the theater a Faygo was enough to have me dying

[@lindaoconnor4293]

I was dying when Alfred was done with his shit and told him off 😂😂😂

[@RaphBlade7]

You know this makes me wonder where was Alfred that fateful night when the Waynes walked into Crime Alley! Personally I'd imagine if he was there, he would have disarmed the mugger Joe Chill! You know that would make for an interesting Elseworlds story!

[@Listen-The-Holy-Quran-Recite]

Welcome back Guys 🔥🔥🚀🚀

[@dorkly]

get those rockets away from the fire, very dangerous

[@roopnarinedeonarine4417]

I never thought why Thomas never had Alfred never drive the Wayne family home

[@Waltuh_P]

Fun fact:if Batman and super man worked together they could probably end all crime on earth in one day…

[@JohnSydney225]

How is Batman dressed like a fury? Besides the pointy ears on his mask there's nothing else that scream fury, everything else he wears is standard superhero costume aka the mask, the cape, the gloves, the boots, the tights, the belt, and the underwear on the outside

[@djmarkiez]

Dressed up as an Bat. Bat is an animal so kinda furry i guess

[@holty1314]

6:10 if u haven’t played ff7 remake by now the people probs don’t want to

[@Maryus981]

I wonder if Batman would actually think about these problems, he's causing more chaos than peace if you look at the way he does things.

[@williambrown4138]

@Alex Orjuela what does him being white have anything to do with it?

[@Maryus981]

@@williambrown4138 Let's not start this subject here, this video is way too great for a war in the comments 😅

[@Maryus981]

@@williambrown4138 Back when Batman was invented, your typical rich white dude would do anything and say it's "for the greater good" maybe that's why he mentioned 🤔. A pretty good reason tbh

[@williambrown4138]

@@Maryus981 Racial prejudice isn't a "pretty good reason". He also said his sexuality is somehow a factor as well. People need to be called out on nonsense like this, I'm not even white and I'm offended at this blatant ignorance.

[@williambrown4138]

@@Maryus981 Maybe its because I come a from a people who experience extreme racial prejudice and racism even till this day, so maybe I'm hypersensitive to comments like that. I don't mean to be combative, it just struck a nerve.

[@danieladelodun9547]

7:50 - Bats bringing diseases? Too soon...

[@shikniwho7215]

since that one actually from way back, would it make more sense to say "Dorky predicted the future"?

[@gamingnebula5704]

9:05 that was such a missed opportunity to say man bat.

[@pocketwhatifs]

Here already a super hero for that. He the invisible hand. OF THE FREE MARKET!!! What about the housing crisis You shouldn't buy houses you couldn't afford

[@Melvin-t9e]

Super good

[@ethanisier]

That’s a lot of problems

[@dorkly]

at least 3, possibly 4

[@bigd5090]

"...we're fighting the symptom not the disease...THWACK!!!" Amazing!!

[@tyrongkojy]

Wayne does actually donate a TON to combat poverty. My theory is that the city is fucking haunted or something. You just don't get THAT many full on cannibals because of some drug runners.

[@TomyDayos]

The town don't has just drug lords, bandits and madman(Like the Joker). Most of town administration and rich guys are corrupt, most of the richest guys in Gothan are members of the society of owls, a criminal group where one member wash the hands of the other. They all indulge in illegal things, but not personally, and they have a Reunion once in a while while they use owls masks... There is a lot of lobbying and bribery in Gothan politics.

[@jameretief8327]

The city is like NYC, no amount of money you pour into that rathole will ever make any difference.

[@gigatrihard8607]

Maybe instead of running around in a bat suit he should make sure that those moneys end when they should? Just throwing moneys at a problem with a lot of corrupted politicians won't do it as a lot of it will end fueling criminals instead ;)

[@tyrongkojy]

@@TomyDayos No, i get that, but the Court Of Owls and shit like that only explains so much. Again, WAY too many cannibals coming out of the place.

[@tyrongkojy]

@@gigatrihard8607 He DOES. again, it's more than regular crime. Court Of owls only explains so much. There's a LOT of cannibals and shit in that place. My guess is they elan into the Lovecraftian influences and just make the place haunted/cursed. The Arkham games blamed it all on the fumes from a Lazarus Pit.

[@ifucturmotha6692]

Fun fact: redistributing the 1% wealth would kill the economy and destroy the country. It hurts 100x more than it helps.

[@gyorgyor7765]

Fun fact: Your fun fact is bullshit

[@LifeLongMETALHead83]

Tell me you don't read the comics without telling me you don't read the comics "WoRsT BaTmAn MoviE eVeR"

[@nickymejias5763]

one villain was mising from batman greatest villain cat woamn and poasion ivy.

[@jayb4988]

That's two you listed though...

[@hiss9989]

They’re more like frienemies.

[@elpresidontejedipimp9696]

Math

[@AxeKick80]

Ah yes, the nefarious woamn and poasion

[@pikapika8926]

cat woman is more of a middle ground between villain and hero

[@oliviaforrester2983]

Batman: it’s tough being an orphan, I’ve never met another person who knows what it’s like All the robins: excuse me what the f**k

[@blackbatman3152]

Tim Drake isn’t Orphaned or Damien

[@sirnice-guy4438]

@@blackbatman3152 *Damian*

[@larsliljeberg3970]

2:51 Fun Fact: This is sort of how Jason Todd Became Robin.

[@fitzwilliams4215]

Literally why I think batman's origin is stupid. How are you the richest person in the city and have no bodyguards? Plus the city was rioting like wtf Thomas???

[@deveshbhambhani8896]

"(beeping) this, I'm out" Subtitles (beep), I mean rock!

[@Brosethorns]

ok but the batman's enemy thing is literally a batman comic, that's gotta be intentional.

[@haterdellag7278]

I didn't expect the fighting poverty part but he's got some big fat points right there

[@SmarkAngel]

As has been exhaustively explained before, Bruce Wayne runs multiple charities to fight poverty in Gotham.

[@chrismaystar3014]

Dorkly Bits were what helped me realize how many levels of wrong Batman's battle against crime is.

[@ianmanning4368]

God bless you, Video James.

[@neilstone9360]

10:10 this actually happens in a alternate universe

[@paxhumana2015]

Also, I totally would love to see someone, maybe Paul Dini, make a story about an alternate universe Batman that was completely oblivious to his world's Alfred Pennyworth actually being the real strings behind the crime and villainy of his Gotham City, and that said evil Alfred Pennyworth ended up running an ever increasing number of crime rings in parallel Earths, including Earth-1 and Earth-2, all along.

[@VMStudiosOfficial]

I'm Batman. I'm a threat to society who doesn't care about the city's people.

[@sliceof_melon00]

When Batman released the bats he should’ve just said it was Manbat 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@MatthewFolger]

Batman drinking Faygo is easily the funniest thing I've heard all day.

[@allanswain2425]

“ I’m the dark knight , not the dark bishop” 😂 idk why that’s so funny to me

[@dreamwolf7302]

Fun Fact: People born into wealth are actually hit harder than people born into poverty by bankruptcy for several reasons. Rich people dont buy on credit, they buy with cash, and as such, have ZERO credit history when they go bankrupt (Really bankrupt, like move into the maids apartment complex bankrupt) Rich people dont know how to balance a budget that is actually tight. You dont hear about it a lot, but its quite common the children of lesser millionaires to blow through their inheritance, and wind up homeless, because they cant loans, get get a house because credit scores are a factor in both purchase and rental, and be unable to find a job, because they dont know how to actually work. for us poor people, going from broke, to rich, to broke again, just means going back to our original state.

[@ThisIsNoah1610]

*BatMan Looks around for his parents but they are still dead*

[@Ray-tf6yp]

" You shouldn't have purchased homes ...you couldn't afford " Batman.

[@julianparsons3027]

Sure, you've got a security detail, but it was still kind a stupid move to test your luck like you did, Thomas Wayne...

[@renamon5658]

The rich vs the poor is still a thing

[@RyynerWicked]

That's actually the biggest problem there is it's just masked with all kinda other problems... love the profile pic by the way renamon was the shit lol

[@phoenixc6812]

No one said it wasn’t

[@Craigalicioususa]

Why tho?

[@Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear]

@@Craigalicioususa Because wealth is produced by workers, so if you want to be rich you have to take away the wealth that the worker class produced. In other words, the rich are only rich because they take away the money of the poor.

[@Craigalicioususa]

@@Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear that's very Marxist. Class warfare don't work, Socialism don't work. Worker's make product. Worker's didn't build the company, they didn't design a product that would benefit so many people that it sold, they didn't gather all the right people to make the product that benefits millions a reality. There are a lot more steps than making the product to make money. Let alone the idea that these supposed "billions" of dollars are just sitting in a bank account of 1 person is a lie "profits" are what's paying their paychecks, profits are what allowing the company to build a better product over time that makes millions more lives better, it helps build a cheaper product so everyone can enjoy it. It's actually pretty selfish way too think the "Worker's" did everything and deserve all the money. The profit motive isn't a bad thing, always that profit makes more jobs this is DOES go to Worker's. Now I'm not saying it's a perfect system either companies can do bad things. I'm all for things like safety regulations (within limits), and antitrust laws preventing companies getting to much power with that money, (see Google, Facebook, Amazon). Companies shouldn't be like government. They shouldn't have the power to stifle rights declared in the US constitution.

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Crime Alley was only given that name _after_ the murder of the Waynes. Before that, it was called Park Row.

[@thewheeldeal8439]

ohhhh, Batman's bat's gave us Covid!

[@bamban_garcia5562]

Meh I say that was more Ozzy Osbourne then anything

[@Omnificence2016]

Seems to me that Batman struggles with multiple personality disorder.

[@rodan9773]

Damn Riddler that Bat Scam lol.

[@BB_Promoter]

Video James is now my favorite Dorkly character

[@MetaRam]

I love the compilation, and actually loved the mid-roll ad for FF7R Integrade, but I'm absolutely bewildered why Square Enix thinks that game needs *advertising*. Anyway, hope SE gave you guys good money for the ad, Dorkly!

[@drakke125Channel]

Def loved seeing superman and batman playing video games and being best buds lol

[@tylermurdough6211]

8:53 sounds like Harold from Total Drama Island.

[@titantrainer592]

"He's escaping into the building with a crowbar! After him before it blows up!"

[@DamianQualshy]

Alfred really did go full Nightwing

[@mr.l8723]

What’s funny is that Alfred actually prepares and feeds the bats an elegant meal in canon 😂

[@thefurrydevil4283]

You can take the bat can. Had me dieng of laughter

[@Tysandifer]

LETS GIVE IT UP FOR VIDEO JAMES

[@TheTrippersMindTrip]

Video James is a Gift to the Interwebs

[@UltimateShadow10]

*Superman:* There's no way Green Arrow could beat Martian Manhunter in a fight. *Batman:* Uh, I almost scared him to death when I told him that all I needed to do to take him out was buy some matches and light a fire.

[@jancarlosmanon4556]

wow i just realized why thomas being a billionaire didnt have security? that is why batman doesnt make any sense

[@OGPepsiman]

I hear the very first 3 seconds of the music and I think I’m about to hear BALDI JUMP OUT OF THE WALLS

[@Bubblegob]

The one about Alfred being the real big villain hiring a troup of actors has actually been done in the comics except Alfred is actually the Joker but the idea is the exact same.

[@exalted_rain]

The promotion to Robin😂 was hilarious

[@loogi_is_die]

Bat Mario maker 3 ideas: camera block: This detects when a enemy or Mario appears in it's sight and sends an electrical current It can be flipped, have wings and be placed on tracks it has two variations in one it can be flipped by jumping on it and in the other it flips automatically Electric cables: If a object is activated by Mario, a shell or something and it is connected by a cable to another block(s), that block(s) gets activated also it can be connected like a track (available in 3dw) Electric block: When powered this can be touched (available in 3dw) Plugshroom: When touching the ZL button you switch everything from on to off or vice versa Ice flower: It is a fire flower that turns enemies into blocks, The blocks can be passed through by Mario but not by enemies and have some different effects on other enemies Anti block: This block can be placed on anything, tracks pipes bullet bill blasters etc, they act like a boo that doesn't deal damage in all of these. But it makes holes inside ground which Mario can be in and they have a deletion variation that deletes ground, destroys enemies and platforms (available in 3dw) Robo Mario: This has the same physics as a player, it can be picked up and given power ups, at night it presses the y button every second (available in 3dw) Platform pad: You can change the position of this platform depending on where you stand 3d world: Potted Pirhana plant: It's a pot which you can carry with a Pirhana plant that eats people, can shoot fire and has a tiny flutter Skating shoe: It acts like a koopa car, with a little twirl when you jump, if you don't move it on ice or the snow them, Conkdor: It swing it's head automatically which can hit blocks and items Ports: Stone blocks and toads can be used outside story mode All 3d world masks are in the other game styles New non obvious clear conditions: Get to the end with the p switch timer still going Get to the end with the level being OFF Only jump ( ) times Destroy ( ) robo Mario's Get to the end with ( ) robo Mario's There are also NOT clear conditions that are the same as different clear conditions but you lose the clear condition if you clear them Extra stuff: You can apply a "respawn" trait to things that can respawn in vs mode You can move the end and start goals And where multiplayer players start Goomba shoes and Yoshis can be ridden by making them go up below the player Clear pipes can fuse You unlock items by default but you can immediately get a truck to give you some items at demand And you can costumize ALL editor ui Randomness is based on your clock You can let your levels be downloaded and edit or not New modes: Ninja training, all courses get ninjis so you can train for new ninji courses Mario challenge, you can participate in these level making competitions in which a theme for the courses is chosen and you need to make a course around that Levels can also be cleared in separate clear conditions and those clears will be categorized differently Trailer and game plan: First, there's a teaser trailer with ONLY the ice flower and no new features Then there's a trailer with every little detail about the ice flower with some new features (no new items) in plain sight and near the direct ends It is announced that the game will be updated weekly (which it will) and the direct ends with some random people saying this direct sucked and some other stuff So then new items are unlocked to everyone weekly with the ice flower unlocked at the start and then everyone is happy

[@garygordle5146]

the movie theater one hurts me

[@DollyBelladonna]

Hell yeah Video James

[@i-yell-a-lot4906]

I FEEL RIPPED OFF THAT THEY DIDN'T TELL US ABOUT THE FF7 INTERGRADE UNTIL AFTER EVERYONE BOUGHT IT ON THE PS4

[@jzzisk]

Couldn’t Man-Bat also have released the bats? He could have just blamed him, right?

[@DrawsomeDrawer]

But it wasn't called crime ally until after Bruce's parents were killed

[@Digimonfan-w9o]

This is why people are afraid of Batman and why they love Green Arrow

[@chingrimungrei]

Good old days

[@pringlesman3349]

I need a full Video James video.