You know it's REALLY bad when Reaper doesn't even sound angry
@sjdrifter72 Жыл бұрын
He's just like me, feeling nothing but apathy towards the usual woke rubbish.
@justaguyonyoutube4592 Жыл бұрын
He’s mentally exhausted, and I don’t blame him. I used to rag on Reaper for the Transformers review but then I realize he’s just like anyone else nowadays, in search of an actual good movie.
@brandonscott5544 Жыл бұрын
WOKE GARBAGE 🗑🗑🗑
@QisforQadim Жыл бұрын
Sounds like he's using an AI.
@aaronm4562 Жыл бұрын
“That’s the thing… Reaper’s always angry” *loud af Avengers theme*
@free_at_last8141 Жыл бұрын
The real marvel is how thoroughly Kathleen Kennedy has managed to ruin everything.
@unappealingpig8592 Жыл бұрын
An still be in charge of Star wars 🤣
@kiloundacova3014 Жыл бұрын
"PUT A CHICK IN IT! AND MAKE IT F##KING GAY!!"
@justaguyonyoutube4592 Жыл бұрын
@@unappealingpig8592 Or just Lucas Films in general, which still irritates me to this day to realize that Ms. Box Office Poison is still in charge of making movies yet said movies constantly flop in the box office.
@robertmiles1603 Жыл бұрын
for me the marvel is that she was ever hired
@Darkstar-se6wc Жыл бұрын
@@robertmiles1603- She must’ve brewed a mean cup of coffee back in the day.
@ExMachina70 Жыл бұрын
Don't hire writers who write stories using a box of Crayons.
@manoz6194 Жыл бұрын
They eat the crayons too
@jeremybrimmer1990 Жыл бұрын
Weird bot thread.
@pigeonpoo1823 Жыл бұрын
There must be a really sh1t box of crayons doing the rounds, cos they've ended up at the design department for BMW
@ajdirusso7378 Жыл бұрын
Only bots are the autistic fucks that seal clap for sub par, femina*i bullshit.
@cameronrobinson3933 Жыл бұрын
How dare you insult crayons😅
@jwnj9716 Жыл бұрын
No way! I'm shocked. I didn't expect these boring characters to fail!!!
@CB-gv4yb Жыл бұрын
I glad that I not watch that movie because I do I will literally hate women ish like this one
@Lora_Beolab Жыл бұрын
@@CB-gv4yb rewatch the pirates of the caribean trilogie instead, Elizabeth Swann is a great female character
@justaguyonyoutube4592 Жыл бұрын
@@Lora_Beolab The character, yes. Not so much the actress, though aka Natalie Portperson.
@TexasHollowEarth Жыл бұрын
... at least they DID maintain the long, shameful Marvel tradition of ripping off DC! Marvel under Disney is now Chris Farley's brake pad warranty tyraid from Tommy Boy.... shit in a box with a name on it 👍💀👍
@kosovo6280 Жыл бұрын
They’re not boring …. ITS CALLED BAD WRITING
@ScottDieken Жыл бұрын
This is one of the most accurate and complete reviews I have watched and I have watched a ton. really accurate and brings up all the bad points that do not make any sense. All the fake positive reviews say this movie is fun and talk about the credits scenes. who cares about the credit scenes? only if the movie was bad do you need to mention the credit scenes. I fast-forwarded over the dance scenes.
@Monkey1990100 Жыл бұрын
look up one review from critical drinker. this and his are the most accurate reviews i have seen.
@J1283-s1k Жыл бұрын
'What she is really doing is trafficking Aliens onto the planet without telling anyone' - EXTRAORDINARILY timely allegory, bravo MCU, bravo Feige.
@MrCroky123 Жыл бұрын
Do you know that very western (US mostly) half cooked ethics and moral, where it's ok for some people to break the rules and the law for a "supposed" higher value or something (mostly subjective and questionable) ? Yes, that's it and contemporary mainstream is full of it. It's called BS ...
@CDProjekt7 Жыл бұрын
Marvel really wants to prove Martin Scorsese right about them not being cinema
@TheLazyBlademaster5 күн бұрын
I mean, he isn't entirely wrong. A lot of the Marvel movies people like aren't good, but I think people are more forgiving because the good ones are real bangers.
@5dmkiii60 Жыл бұрын
Of the many reviews I've watched for this pile of garbage to date, this is the most honest, relevant and well thought out one yet. The contrivances, plot holes and....."because the plot needed it" analysis of this train wreck spot on. Thanks for a great, accurate and very honest breakdown of this utter piece of shite from Disney Marvel. Well done Reaper.
@deniseperry5940 Жыл бұрын
You can't blame the actors...blame Nia for making it.
@5dmkiii60 Жыл бұрын
@@deniseperry5940 I never said anything about the actors in my comment. They just read the lines and do what they're directed to do. I'm well aware of that.
@dannyknightblade459211 ай бұрын
Despot of Antrim has a really good one hour, twenty two minute and fifty seven second breakdown of The Marvels in case you wanna check it out.
@5dmkiii6011 ай бұрын
@@dannyknightblade4592I have seen Despot's review and it's EXCELLENT. His stuff always is. Another fav of mine is Little Platoon, if you're one that likes long format reviews. He's kind of like Mauler, only better.
@Drak976 Жыл бұрын
11:05 They did it in Mando season 3 as well. They left the stolen kid in the birds stomach overnight and he was just fine.
@MichaelCravith Жыл бұрын
"Wouldn't sucking away the sun cause temperatures to plummet and gravity to fail?" "You'd think so, but I checked the script and it turns out no." "Well, okay then."
@aperson3723 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@Shawn6751 Жыл бұрын
The Earth would have went out of the solar system if our Sun isn't there.
@josephnjuguna1986 Жыл бұрын
Doesn't make any scientific sense
@Aristocles22 Жыл бұрын
This movie has everything modern audiences want: boring conversations, static characters who might as well be made of cardboard, plastic special effects, space cat vore, fight scenes without risk to major characters, and no point to any of it. Yes, Marvel forced me to type "space cat vore." As in "swallowing another creature whole", which some sick corners of the internet enjoy.
@justaguyonyoutube4592 Жыл бұрын
My question to that is… *why* What makes them like that? What happened in their lives to make them even merely find any of that to be remotely good?
@T-O-Y-S-616 Жыл бұрын
I wish i never meet the kind of people who likes this movies...i meet one dude who 50/50 likes them... The rest are a bunch of Owl House dike fangirls....don't know if they consume anything from Marvel though xD
@justaguyonyoutube4592 Жыл бұрын
@@T-O-Y-S-616 They’re fans of Owl House and that’s worse enough lmao
@nightelfuser Жыл бұрын
Furry vore hehe xd
@serverllegion6184 Жыл бұрын
For those who don’t get what is up with the “cat” or what it’s point to the story was, it’s an alien species from the comics that has an collection of pocket universes inside its body, the species name is “fleken”[Google it for yourselves if you want] The Flerken (also called Flerkensas plural) are alien creatures resembling Earth's cats in appearance and behavior. They reproduce by laying up to 117 eggs and possess many tentacles that can extend from their mouths. Their bodies also hold pocket realities, bubbles of space and time that exist in other worlds. Earth-616 Captain Marvel's pet cat Chewie was a Flerken, but she was unaware of that fact. She came to learn this years after having Chewie, in a space adventure during which Chewie laid eggs. An abandoned laboratory hidden beneath the Ravencroft Institute contained a taxidermized Flerken, indicating visitations to Earth prior to Chewie's arrival. Earth-199999(mcu) A flerken named Goose was brought to Earth by Mar-Vell and lived with her while looking like a normal Earth cat. After Mar-Vell's death, Goose was left alone in the Project P.E.G.A.S.U.S. Facility until she met Nick Fury and Carol Danvers six years later. Fury took a liking to Goose, who snuck aboard the airplane that they used to escape from the base. Earth-18157 The Kree have launched a Flerken breeding program, seeding the creatures on inhabited worlds where they were adopted as pets because of their cuteness. The Kree then took control of the Flerkens with a signal beacon, directing them to attack the native species.The plan was foiled by Captain Marvel and the Guardians of the Galaxy, after which Carol tasked the Guardians with relocating all revealed flerkens on Earth to their new homeworld. Powers and Abilities Powers Pocket Dimensions: The species are said to be able to store entire universes within their mouths, within which they can access and store a great many things to draw upon at will. Tentacle Protrusion: Flerken possess a mess of tendrils kept within their mouths. They can use these for support and offensive tactics. Nested Mouths: Sprouted tendrils host a nest of fanged and ravenous maws which can bite down on and gobble up just about anything. Dimensional Travel: The sub-spaces within themselves can also be used as a means of instantaneous transportation; the process can be messy to say the least, however. At least in Earth-18157 all Flerkens share access to the same pocket dimension. If one survives being swallowed by a Flerken and is able to find their way back, the exit point can be from any Flerken anywhere. Toxicity: In the Earth-199999(mcu)reality, a scratch from a Flerken causes severe tissue damage to humanoids, as Nick Fury found out when a claw swipe from Goose to his left eye resulted in scarring and permanent loss of function. Abilities Human intellect: Able to understand cognitive conversation. Overwhelming cuteness Weaknesses Alien aspects are accessed through their oral cavity. If somehow muzzled, a Flerken is as helpless as an Earth cat. Habitat Population Earth-616: Dwindling (118 known living specimens) Earth-18157: Thriving Miscellaneous Representatives Chewie, Goose, Rocket, Rooster I hope this clarifies that the cat can work as an actual caracter insereas of a plot device Source *marvel database* page fleken but i genuinely found weird how they just decided the cats to Vore people when they have so much more(implied)potential via the pocket dimensional acess and conscious control and their intelligence being comparable to an base line mcu human giving them more capacity for situational awareness than just a base line animal
@MrLolguy93 Жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you make a movie for cat ladies and wine aunts
@crazyralph6386 Жыл бұрын
Written, produced and directed by cat ladies and wine aunts. 😂
@urzmontst.george631411 ай бұрын
the writers rooms at marvel reek of boxed wine, soy,products,kitty litter and age-induced resentment
@inosukehashibira551111 ай бұрын
Or progressives
@jackthumbikomkandawire8591 Жыл бұрын
Just when you thought Fast and Furious blatantly disregarded the laws of physics, along comes this madness full of sun sucking magical bullshit. As Reaper said. "Fock me, it's like the writers of this movie never graduated from school or even been to one"
@justaguyonyoutube4592 Жыл бұрын
Hey, at least Fast and Furious is entertaining, much like the Transformers movies. This though? Not so much.
@dermagnus8482 Жыл бұрын
Must be this "black girl magic"😊
@ironbro2794 Жыл бұрын
@@justaguyonyoutube4592 Haha that's true. Despite the fact that both teaser trailers for Fast X and The Marvels were filled with comments of the meme "I love the part where…", the difference is that those for the former were not meant to criticize while it was for the latter (a Marvel Studios film).
@justaguyonyoutube4592 Жыл бұрын
@@ironbro2794 The ironic part is that the people that made the Fast and The Furious series are very much aware of the jokes and take it on the chin, unlike a certain few other people I would LOVE to point out.
@ironbro2794 Жыл бұрын
@@justaguyonyoutube4592 Exactly. People know what they're going to expect and as stupid as it is they LOVE it. Unlike The Marvels which makes you want to barf from an overdose of cringe.
@ShockerTopper Жыл бұрын
You got right about "non-binary", I can't stand that actress. I know her name is appropriate but I just call her Eclipse with the fuzzy caterpillar eyebrows. They'd crawl off her face but there is no light and just pure darkness for them to wiggle away, so they just stay in place.
@LUCAS420BLZ Жыл бұрын
Binary originally was captain marvel or a clone of her making the name make more sense who basically was a hot human torch No literally she could nuke the universe I don't like the whole idea of Mariah Rambeu being the alternate captain marvel because it's purely a boring ass character
@chiefchale7710 Жыл бұрын
how does one write such a story and still be given 300 mil to make a movie out of it??? like seriously does Disney expect to make a billion dollars out of this???
@UltimateThanos Жыл бұрын
We all know what they really spent most of the budget on. “Hamburgers, hot dogs and pizza.” 👶🏼
@crazyralph6386 Жыл бұрын
Lots and lots of pizza 😂
@TheRealW.S.Foster Жыл бұрын
It really hurts me a bit, knowing they dragged Kelsey Grammer into this to reprise his role of Hank McCoy/Beast. Between his take and Nicholas Hoult's take on the character, Kelsey's was always a bit more appreciated because you just get a sense of lion-like regality - he was a congressman, and an ambassador to humanity for all mutant-kind... now I fear what Disney will do to him. *Edit:* I also just wanted to add that, according to a post I saw somewhere, the line "use Black Girl magic" was used in this film to apparently inspire Monica to fly... like, what the actual f*ck? _This_ is why I am against writers getting paid more if *_THIS_* is the sh*t they produce!
@woebringer7884 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t “People of Color Girl Magic” the appropriate term for these loaf turds?
@guygadbois3010 Жыл бұрын
It was probably just Grammer's voice and he literally phoned it in. And I'm just glad the during Endgame Fury didn't yell out "Cap, Iron Man, Thor, go! White power!"
@alfiey5783 Жыл бұрын
How dare you! You are toxic, racist, and sexist! Lmao
@comyxcon4gaming860 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps, these woke writers being replaced by AI, isn't such a bad idea after all.
@casualcausalityy Жыл бұрын
@comyxcon4gaming860 That depends on if the A.I. is programmed to be woke, which it likely will be
@Coramelimane Жыл бұрын
So the villain just randomly explodes after achieving her one goal in the movie, so as to keep the three heroines pure and not bloodied. Remember back when Heroes killed villains?
@comyxcon4gaming860 Жыл бұрын
Or when villains killed heroes?
@arizeta3540 Жыл бұрын
They can make the main bad guy disappear but make sure like full blown battle between her and Brie but since Brie is more in tune with her power she doesn't get effected by energy overloaded...is not that hard to make cliche writing but the writer apparently don't have think tank 😅
@deathlessmile Жыл бұрын
But we were already teased what would happen tho, since DarBenn was already warned not to do what she was planning, so it's not that random. There's a chance she's just lost in the Quantum Realm
@Thorn_416 Жыл бұрын
@eljay5009i found it hilarious that Thor wasn’t allowed to beat or even foght Hela lol they got the CGI monster thing to do it 😂
@stevebennett4959 Жыл бұрын
Killed villains? Heck, I remember when heroes shot first!
@raven3067 Жыл бұрын
How many people was more excited for Reaper's review on this movie than the movie itself? I know I was :)
@ashleydortch2445 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@ParkerCS2 Жыл бұрын
Me three! 😊
@ocboy5163 Жыл бұрын
Me four
@imantserdmans3169 Жыл бұрын
Count me in 😂
@woebringer7884 Жыл бұрын
Gigitty
@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 Жыл бұрын
Someone said they made Captain Marvel too OP (went toe-to-toe with thanos, which not even the hulk could do) and THAT'S why they had her changing places randomly. I think it was just they couldnt think of how to connect the three characters so they LITERALLY dropped them into situations. I thought Karen Danvers was going to switch places with grooming gang marvel to save her life and sacrifice herself because no one likes cpt. marvel. The Ronin the MeToo accuser hahahah
@Ave_Christus_Rex3777 Жыл бұрын
The MCU was born and died with IronMan
@get_lucky64027 ай бұрын
Well technically the first avengers movie was the Incredible Hulk movie with Edward Norton. Fury in the end sequence tries to recruit him for the avengers and it’s confirmed it takes place in the same universe,kinda. It’s a little murky but yes Ironman made the MCU what it is and with a snap it was gone. To be fair I don’t think anyone could have saved this. Remember iron man 3 that was terrible and that was during the golden age of marvel
@Rexer-u6oАй бұрын
Mcu With Iron man : 🔥🔥🔥 Mcu Without Iron man : 🤡🤡🤡🤡
@mxvega1097 Жыл бұрын
Written and produced by 14-year olds, for a demographic of 12-year olds or mental age thereof. Almost every stupidity, contrivance, mistake, and character misfire seems to come down to lack of experience as well as lack of competence. The characters behave like children, because that's all the writers know. They just don't relate as adults. I wish the studio had the courage to NOT have witless loose threads and end credits. Just once. Please. Give us the hope that this entire shitshow might finally be over. But no. They have to tease that they're going to fk up X-Men too. Ugh. I mean, i knew they would, but jeez there's enough pain and suffering in this world already.
@TheanHooYew Жыл бұрын
Checked their resumes and was expecting crap from them. Guess I was right.
@leejee88 Жыл бұрын
that sums up current state of hollyweirdo's a bunch of over grown children who haven't matured passed puberty
@urzmontst.george631411 ай бұрын
@@leejee88 You are cancelled for saying that.
@ParkerCS2 Жыл бұрын
All in favor of Marvel being put in public domain, say “I”! Then, everybody gets to make good Marvel stories. Because under Disney we can’t.
@deathlessmile Жыл бұрын
Why does it have to be Marvel xD Make your own stories if you're that good.
@toniotrussardi81269 ай бұрын
@@deathlessmile why u bothering with defending this garbage the show is ass
@drunkenactionfigureunboxin5138 Жыл бұрын
Danvers and Valkyrie never spoke to one another, but they both took part in the weird scene in endgame where all the women in a 5 mile radius ended up magically within girl pose distance from one another.
@lingricen8077 Жыл бұрын
Its extremely awkward how difficult it is to not consider how all of them were just green-screened individually and werent really there together as they dont even acknowledge each other thereby defeating the whole point
@manoz6194 Жыл бұрын
Man your ideas are so much better then anything Disney can come up with.
@a012345 Жыл бұрын
The movie doesn't' even make any sense. They could have just given the villain the bracelet and the movie would have been over. No conflict needed.
@est_9855 Жыл бұрын
Modern marvel writers and producers just seem to love proving their critics right. Thanks Reaper!
@jasonmaclean719 Жыл бұрын
The comment about the budget SERIOUSLY needs to be considered now. Since 2019 the budgets have grown ridiculously yet everything looks awful. No way it isn't a money laundering scheme at this point.
@capnphuktard54452 ай бұрын
They pretty much all are.
@keithmichael112 Жыл бұрын
That would have actually been interesting if Kamala liked the "girl boss" Captain Marvel and found out she had feet of clay. Another missed opportunity
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
She has feet of fungi.
@yann6753 Жыл бұрын
Brie's acting is indescribably plain.
@wardjunior1450 Жыл бұрын
The continuity problems aren’t being talked about enough eg the Statue of Liberty being there instead of captain America.
@hothotheat3000 Жыл бұрын
HOW does Kamala even know about Carol? She’s not a publicly known hero like Iron Man and Cap.
@yetanotherspuart3993 Жыл бұрын
I hava asked this to all the marvel shills for a year. None can answer. I also ask why the lightning bolt homage to Carols MsMarvel. Still Nada
@zork2001 Жыл бұрын
You are becoming my favorite movie reviewer. Everytime I watch one of your videos I notice I am cracking up through the whole thing.
@woebringer7884 Жыл бұрын
Ya that CIA joke is more reality but also hilarious
@crazyralph6386 Жыл бұрын
Yep, the disdain in his voice is funny af. 😂
@kylegoff5331 Жыл бұрын
Didn’t know Frey from Forespoken was the villain in this movie
@Apt23-v8u9 ай бұрын
It was a matter of time
@AHersheyHere Жыл бұрын
I've noticed that the Rotten Tomato score and # of reviews, hasn't changed in 24 hours. So I think RT has frozen the scores so it doesn't bomb before the opening weekend finishes. Critic 62% (265 rev) Audience 85% (500+ rev) (as of 2:27 PM 11/11/23) Critic reviews are slowly coming in since I really focused in but, sitting at 500+ reviews for so long and the scores....not changing at all is super suspicious.
@crazyralph6386 Жыл бұрын
They’re no longer relevant, as it’s more than obvious that they’re big studio shills. It’s actually embarrassing to watch them defend this heap of garbage?
@commonsense3921 Жыл бұрын
🤔…..Right, How would that be possible?
@jUSTZIpPos Жыл бұрын
Like Disney just waiting for Marvel to dig itself a hole it can’t crawl out of
@ExMachina70 Жыл бұрын
That's a great point. Kamala and Carrol alone would been a much more interesting story where you can have the story about Kamala's concept of a hero and the reality of what she sees. The conflict of her own identity would well come into play here.
@killgoretrout877 Жыл бұрын
the problem is no-one believes a super power muslim wouldn't use this powers for jihad
@ExMachina70 Жыл бұрын
@@killgoretrout877 😂 Good point. I hadn't thought of that.
@michaelsegriff3362 Жыл бұрын
@@killgoretrout877Dirka allah, Mohammed jihad.
@michaelsegriff3362 Жыл бұрын
Better off Batgirling this film and every character.
@crazyralph6386 Жыл бұрын
Thanks to DEI hire quotas, they had no choice but to add a blk female heroine.
@datrickster8674 Жыл бұрын
It’s incredible how the marvels was the movie ever of a time. And let’s not forget, “black girl magic!!!”
@woebringer7884 Жыл бұрын
Ah, that’s People of Color girl magic to you.
@brandonscott5544 Жыл бұрын
NO MAN LOL. SERIOUSLY THE MARVEL'S MOVIE HOT 🔥 GARBAGE 🗑 DISNEY'S TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE WRITING.
@everythingpotatoversion1201 Жыл бұрын
Black Girl Magic!
@blackoutnow3 ай бұрын
Everyone who participated in the singing/dancing scenes should get blacklisted in Hollywood
@NegativeSevenTen7079 Жыл бұрын
I love how simply pointing out what could be done better, and removing the bad parts to do so, reduces the runtime to roughly 20 seconds.
@DaniG._.German Жыл бұрын
I haven't watched the Loki show. However, I've heard that Loki is the god of time now. A reboot might be coming, perhaps.
@itiswhatitis6673 Жыл бұрын
Loki season 2 was pretty decent
@ShapBro Жыл бұрын
@@itiswhatitis6673nah, fam.
@karlleonard4952 Жыл бұрын
No it wasn't
@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 Жыл бұрын
Your videos are the only ones that I look forward to. Keep up the great work, mate.
@753Leto Жыл бұрын
Same
@Atlas-hu9wk Жыл бұрын
And this is why I like Reaper much better than the critical drinker, straight to the point and no mercy. Something the critical drinker has been lacking lately and going kind of soft.
@trevoravery9270 Жыл бұрын
Is he off the sauce maybe ?
@XiaoyuuuYT Жыл бұрын
@@trevoravery9270Critical Drinker liked TLOU Ep.3 LMAO that's all you need to know.
@@XiaoyuuuYTEp.3 Was a good Episode idk what you mean. It is a simple love story in a apocolypse. The only problem is it didn't belong there and took more time away from Joel and Ellie.
@Atlas-hu9wk Жыл бұрын
@@ShapBro Nothing good, a gay romance no one wanted nor asked for, they could simplify it instead of wasting a whole episode.
@chrisfraser5088 Жыл бұрын
I never get tired of Matt Berry’s opinions at the end of Reaper’s videos 😂
@jimmorris1424Ай бұрын
I just discovered you and I absolutely love your style. You are like critical drinker, only funny and without fake acting like he's a drunk shtick. My favourite movie reviewer.
@willhuck91798 ай бұрын
that "silly yes, idiotic yes" meme is very useful
@willhuck91798 ай бұрын
you are completely right that the black woman should not have been in the film, and that it should have been about Kamala and Captain Marvel.
@robbie_the_mastermind2176 Жыл бұрын
Mery sue, Girl who’s show no one watched, and Monica who got superpowers for no reason from Wondervision. Edit I’m ironically looking forward to seeing avengers 5.
@oski4022 Жыл бұрын
remember when the mcu was supposed to be the grounded and realistic version of the marvel universe? basically a 1:1 version of our earth but with superheroes? nice. cuz now, in the modern mcu the sun can disappear and there's no negative effects on the solar system.
@genohartley5159 Жыл бұрын
The way iron man…. An actual human being gets smacked around and isn’t in the hospital In avengers 1 is stupid.
@TheAutistWhisperer Жыл бұрын
How on Earth does the special effects look so bad on a budget of 270 million dollars in The Marvels, but yet The Creator looks like it cost 270 million dollars but the budget was 88 million dollars?!
@BradleySherlock-n4x7 ай бұрын
Sam Jackson almost wiped his entire career from my mind when as Fury he says to Monica " Use Black girl magic".
@kevinxaislis Жыл бұрын
My friends and I cringed when the prince of the water planet told Kamala to start fighting with her scarf… and then she just become a professional scarf fighter whooping creed militia.
@denizen53 Жыл бұрын
Time to finish writing my script for the Captain Marvel movie we should have gotten in 2019 instead of the one with Brie. Featuring Mar-vell, Rick Jones, the Nega-bands, comic accurate depictions of the Kree, the Skrulls, set in 1973 with a period appropriate soundtrack, with references tying together all the previous MCU films from Phases 1-3. With cameos of Howard Stark, General Ross, Nick Fury, and a young Bruce Banner. And a final battle with Thanos aboard the Sanctuary II. It would even have a likeable version of Carol Danvers in it, and she gets her powers from Mar-vell as she should have in the beginning.
@biingolewis7824 Жыл бұрын
Get that thang done!!
@urzmontst.george631411 ай бұрын
Can Brie Larson show up in a black, low cut dress? Still my favorite thing she has done.
@markkenny2001 Жыл бұрын
I hope Deadpool 3 (2024) will be better.
@The-king-of-ruins Жыл бұрын
Me too I’m hoping that it will be good
@robbie_the_mastermind2176 Жыл бұрын
If deadpool has to be censored, I wonder how he will respond in the movie?
@thewretch4081 Жыл бұрын
The comedy is gonna be this: Sorry for being a man Sorry for being white Sorry for being straight
@XiaoyuuuYT Жыл бұрын
They're prolly gonna do some meta shit like make Deadpool roast their a$$ for turning everything woke, and then claim the dialogue was written by the woke people anyway and that they're aware of that or something, like She-Hulk 🤣
@davidlutz2242 Жыл бұрын
Disney had a kid live in the stomach of giant bird monster in the Mandalorian too. That kid looked like his clothes weren't even wrinkled.
@lingricen8077 Жыл бұрын
Every prop and set in that season looked like they came fresh out of a 3D printer - no knicks and post-touch ups to make them look realistic or lived in
@CórkaMokoszy Жыл бұрын
Moim zdaniem najmłodsza Marvelka powinna mieć około 10 lat, wtedy jej irytujące zachowanie miałoby sens. Gdyby dostała swoją moc jako dziecko, jej zapatrzenie w idolkę byłoby na miejscu, jako nastolatka powinna zachowywać się absolutnie inaczej. Oczywiście historia byłaby ciekawsza gdyby jej ulubiona postać okazała się tak naprawdę ukrytym złoczyńcą z którym musiałaby walczyć i odniosłaby porażkę bo jest za wcześnie by udźwignęła ciężar bycia bohaterem... Nawet ja napisałabym lepiej ten scenariusz, będąc absolutnym laikiem w tej dziedzinie.
@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry Жыл бұрын
everytime you upload i always get happy your video are always entertaining.
@s3.14dervision Жыл бұрын
This cast could make even a 3-way boring 💤
@strugglesnuggledslime7040 Жыл бұрын
Yeah,between Brie´s dead fish energy and Khamala´s actress´s face looking...way too young,thats a 3-way made in russia.
@LukSter189988 ай бұрын
“feed the staff to the cats” alright then
@belnonaodh1520 Жыл бұрын
I'm really glad this video got recommended to me! I have a friend who nags me to see every Marvel film that comes out with him at cinemas, despite the fact that I haven't cared about Marvel since Infinity War (and generally don't care that much about superheroes in the first place). This film was where I drew the line - I haven't seen any of the films or shows that this film is meant to be a big crossover between, so I wouldn't understand it even if it was the best written film ever, but looking at the reviews of the original Captain Marvel, alongside all the drama and rumours surrounding this film in development, it didn't look like something I'd like at all. I felt a little mean for saying it, particularly after seeing its gleaming Rotten Tomatoes score, but I'm glad to know from reviews like this that I made the right decision!
@connelly3684 Жыл бұрын
Haha yes! The restarting the sun bit from All Star Superman! Also the rebuilding the planet with bits of other planets plot from either the Ratchet & Clank PS2 game or Spaceballs.
@badshootykat5574 Жыл бұрын
Reaper is that uncanny hero of "We saw this so you don't have to". Your efforts are never in vain, for you helped saved millions from boredom. Keep it up! 👍
@jonforris Жыл бұрын
Imagine our collective shock! 😂💤💤🥱😴
@LarryXLRАй бұрын
Female Ronin: The MeToo Accuser 😂
@rockbottom2822 Жыл бұрын
They turned a whole planet into San Francisco. That's one planet Galactus will never touch.
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Жыл бұрын
I watched Civil War yesterday. It’s truly mind boggling to know that the same studio who made that masterpiece of a film, made *this* piece of trollop
@user-Marrk Жыл бұрын
If this is bad, imagine how bad the cut footage must have been lol
@THEINFINITIVERSESAGA Жыл бұрын
9:24 this is definitely Disney written all over it
@adampatino5372 Жыл бұрын
"The MeToo Accuser" lmfao 😂😂 that's the funniest shit I've ever heard
@ricohernandez99699 ай бұрын
4:45 MY STOMACH LMAO
@big_red01027 Жыл бұрын
We'd have to wash our eyes with bleach if we saw that three-way.
@IamElChapo11 ай бұрын
"I don't know how to fly." "Use black girl magic." Amazing writing.
@fwily2580 Жыл бұрын
As long as it’s DEI, it doesn’t have to make sense to you.
@24zawisza Жыл бұрын
Bracelets separated - one of them is weaker than the other Bracelets together - the bad guy goes poof.. How convenient! Should have given that other bracelet earlier, we would have skipped 3/4 of the movie bs
@naedolor Жыл бұрын
We are reaching levels of sludge never before imagined possible.
@alphaprime1000 Жыл бұрын
That thumbnail scared the balls out of me
@jerrycaughman6324 Жыл бұрын
Remember when villains used to look badass and not like your music teacher from 5th grade?
@s1lentkill3er89 Жыл бұрын
i love the fact that i look forward to videos from you,disparu,drinker, heelvsbabyface and the FNT crew more than a multi multi million dollar movie. On the other hand i hate the fact these large budget "pre-built" movies just suck i mean the stories have literally been decades in the making and these freaks come along and think "i can do better" than the people that created/wrote these stories. keep up the good work, love your reviews.
@cutwir3317 Жыл бұрын
0:15 I couldn’t stop laughing 😂. Allowed to dress herself and left unsupervised.
@theoffice4951 Жыл бұрын
lol. Allowed to dress herself unsupervised. Your comments are the best. Thank you.
@addmr9178 Жыл бұрын
WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE BOXES FOR SHOULDERS!? 😂
@mrnicktoyou Жыл бұрын
4 years ago at Marvel: "Screw them, they can leave if they want, we will write the new movies ourselves! The MCU is FEMALE!!!" 4 years later: ......
@darthdaddy3071 Жыл бұрын
Reaper, your accent makes an already deliciously scathing review even more scorching and vitriolic. Bravo, sir. Kee em coming.
@sebastiansteez Жыл бұрын
This was THE FUNNIEST video I’ve seen in a long time. Good job man
@ocboy5163 Жыл бұрын
I am shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked.
@Nimble.ninja9108 ай бұрын
How is it possible that you could make a better story in 15 seconds than a actual one hour plus movie….. since when was this the reality that we lived in? They even wasted one of the coolest post credit plot points, which they could’ve given to any other character (I was convinced they were going to introduce the X-Men in Multiverse of madness but they didn’t…….)
@Chud_Bud_Supreme Жыл бұрын
"The main villain looks like she has a mental illness" Looks like?
@dominicunderwood49114 ай бұрын
6:00 Ah yes, a *Kree* as you can see. Just look at that radient blue skin. C'mon writers, Telltale Games already gave us an obviously black-coded Kree Fem-Ronan: Hala The Accuser. An *infinitely* superior antagonist in every way.
@GamerSaga Жыл бұрын
the main villain does look like she belongs to a mental institution.
@Wonderwhoopin Жыл бұрын
And the hiding or being inside of animals is basically how a lot of people of certain practices put animals up into them and or allow animals up and in them 😂
@vSteveVadeboncoeurTHEsimp5 ай бұрын
Brie fans are in denial with their lame excuses. People were saying The Marvels would flop months before it came out. The Marvels is a terrible movie one of the worst ever.
@simbaking6338 Жыл бұрын
After wasting my money last night, I dont know anymore which Marvel movie is worst....The Marvels.....or....The Marvels
@desmondlim4882 Жыл бұрын
the reaper is the reviewer we need
@80krauser Жыл бұрын
I’m old enough to remember when this plot was in Ratchet and Clank. And Spaceballs had the decency to show the King of Druidia dying from lack of air. Then showing the air going back so everyone lived. Why Disney
@RevanDBT Жыл бұрын
The Me too accuser 😂😂😂😂
@dregoezable Жыл бұрын
“Black girl magic “ ? That was wild lol
@ShartReacts Жыл бұрын
You sir are a verbal assassin.
@Real_Iron_Smith Жыл бұрын
I need an edit of this video with a Vine Boom after every sentence, every line this man drops is devastating!
@watergirl929 Жыл бұрын
When a 14 and a half minute video explaining why a movie was a failure is more entertaining than the movie itself, is when you know the movie was a failure!
@scionofdorn9101 Жыл бұрын
So the main villain looks like a gender-swapped Ronan the Accuser in a poorly fitted costume, whose makeup they didn’t manage to finish despite the ludicrous budget and development time. That’s so very Disney, innit?
@sjdrifter72 Жыл бұрын
I always look forward to you and Critical Drinker's reviews. It's the accent and the personality that makes the videos so entertaining.
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
Will is becoming too mainstream, rubbing elbows with the pyreful, and cutting too much slack to Brie. I'm afraid we're losing him... If you like accents though, The Despot of Antrim is pretty cool too.
@lingricen8077 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being so stupid that you openly admit to watching critical drinker, which makes sense because you have to be stupid to watch him. Oh wait, you dont need to imagine it Oh wait again, you’re thus too dimwitted to realise I just burned you
@VeraxMusicАй бұрын
Look who the director is. They basically hired someone completely unqualified