The Marvels is an Absolute Failure

[@ExMachina70]

Don't hire writers who write stories using a box of Crayons.

[@manoz6194]

They eat the crayons too

[@jeremybrimmer1990]

Weird bot thread.

[@pigeonpoo1823]

There must be a really sh1t box of crayons doing the rounds, cos they've ended up at the design department for BMW

[@ajdirusso7378]

Only bots are the autistic fucks that seal clap for sub par, femina*i bullshit.

[@cameronrobinson3933]

How dare you insult crayons😅

[@Ch0c0lateChimp]

You know it's REALLY bad when Reaper doesn't even sound angry

[@sjdrifter72]

He's just like me, feeling nothing but apathy towards the usual woke rubbish.

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

He’s mentally exhausted, and I don’t blame him. I used to rag on Reaper for the Transformers review but then I realize he’s just like anyone else nowadays, in search of an actual good movie.

[@brandonscott5544]

WOKE GARBAGE 🗑🗑🗑

[@QisforQadim]

Sounds like he's using an AI.

[@aaronm4562]

“That’s the thing… Reaper’s always angry” *loud af Avengers theme*

[@free_at_last8141]

The real marvel is how thoroughly Kathleen Kennedy has managed to ruin everything.

[@unappealingpig8592]

An still be in charge of Star wars 🤣

[@kiloundacova3014]

"PUT A CHICK IN IT! AND MAKE IT F##KING GAY!!"

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

@@unappealingpig8592 Or just Lucas Films in general, which still irritates me to this day to realize that Ms. Box Office Poison is still in charge of making movies yet said movies constantly flop in the box office.

[@robertmiles1603]

for me the marvel is that she was ever hired

[@Darkstar-se6wc]

@@robertmiles1603- She must’ve brewed a mean cup of coffee back in the day.

[@jwnj9716]

No way! I'm shocked. I didn't expect these boring characters to fail!!!

[@CB-gv4yb]

I glad that I not watch that movie because I do I will literally hate women ish like this one

[@Lora_Beolab]

@@CB-gv4yb rewatch the pirates of the caribean trilogie instead, Elizabeth Swann is a great female character

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

@@Lora_Beolab The character, yes. Not so much the actress, though aka Natalie Portperson.

[@TexasHollowEarth]

... at least they DID maintain the long, shameful Marvel tradition of ripping off DC! Marvel under Disney is now Chris Farley's brake pad warranty tyraid from Tommy Boy.... shit in a box with a name on it 👍💀👍

[@kosovo6280]

They’re not boring …. ITS CALLED BAD WRITING

[@J1283-s1k]

'What she is really doing is trafficking Aliens onto the planet without telling anyone' - EXTRAORDINARILY timely allegory, bravo MCU, bravo Feige.

[@MrCroky123]

Do you know that very western (US mostly) half cooked ethics and moral, where it's ok for some people to break the rules and the law for a "supposed" higher value or something (mostly subjective and questionable) ? Yes, that's it and contemporary mainstream is full of it. It's called BS ...

[@ScottDieken]

This is one of the most accurate and complete reviews I have watched and I have watched a ton. really accurate and brings up all the bad points that do not make any sense. All the fake positive reviews say this movie is fun and talk about the credits scenes. who cares about the credit scenes? only if the movie was bad do you need to mention the credit scenes. I fast-forwarded over the dance scenes.

[@Monkey1990100]

look up one review from critical drinker. this and his are the most accurate reviews i have seen.

[@CDProjekt7]

Marvel really wants to prove Martin Scorsese right about them not being cinema

[@TheLazyBlademaster]

I mean, he isn't entirely wrong. A lot of the Marvel movies people like aren't good, but I think people are more forgiving because the good ones are real bangers.

[@Michael_CDK]

"Wouldn't sucking away the sun cause temperatures to plummet and gravity to fail?" "You'd think so, but I checked the script and it turns out no." "Well, okay then."

[@aperson3723]

🤣

[@Shawn6751]

The Earth would have went out of the solar system if our Sun isn't there.

[@josephnjuguna1986]

Doesn't make any scientific sense

[@Drak976]

11:05 They did it in Mando season 3 as well. They left the stolen kid in the birds stomach overnight and he was just fine.

[@MrLolguy93]

This is what happens when you make a movie for cat ladies and wine aunts

[@crazyralph6386]

Written, produced and directed by cat ladies and wine aunts. 😂

[@urzmontst.george6314]

the writers rooms at marvel reek of boxed wine, soy,products,kitty litter and age-induced resentment

[@inosukehashibira5511]

Or progressives

[@Aristocles22]

This movie has everything modern audiences want: boring conversations, static characters who might as well be made of cardboard, plastic special effects, space cat vore, fight scenes without risk to major characters, and no point to any of it. Yes, Marvel forced me to type "space cat vore." As in "swallowing another creature whole", which some sick corners of the internet enjoy.

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

My question to that is… *why* What makes them like that? What happened in their lives to make them even merely find any of that to be remotely good?

[@T-O-Y-S-616]

I wish i never meet the kind of people who likes this movies...i meet one dude who 50/50 likes them... The rest are a bunch of Owl House dike fangirls....don't know if they consume anything from Marvel though xD

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

@@T-O-Y-S-616 They’re fans of Owl House and that’s worse enough lmao

[@nightelfuser]

Furry vore hehe xd

[@serverllegion6184]

For those who don’t get what is up with the “cat” or what it’s point to the story was, it’s an alien species from the comics that has an collection of pocket universes inside its body, the species name is “fleken”[Google it for yourselves if you want] The Flerken (also called Flerkensas plural) are alien creatures resembling Earth's cats in appearance and behavior. They reproduce by laying up to 117 eggs and possess many tentacles that can extend from their mouths. Their bodies also hold pocket realities, bubbles of space and time that exist in other worlds. Earth-616 Captain Marvel's pet cat Chewie was a Flerken, but she was unaware of that fact. She came to learn this years after having Chewie, in a space adventure during which Chewie laid eggs. An abandoned laboratory hidden beneath the Ravencroft Institute contained a taxidermized Flerken, indicating visitations to Earth prior to Chewie's arrival. Earth-199999(mcu) A flerken named Goose was brought to Earth by Mar-Vell and lived with her while looking like a normal Earth cat. After Mar-Vell's death, Goose was left alone in the Project P.E.G.A.S.U.S. Facility until she met Nick Fury and Carol Danvers six years later. Fury took a liking to Goose, who snuck aboard the airplane that they used to escape from the base. Earth-18157 The Kree have launched a Flerken breeding program, seeding the creatures on inhabited worlds where they were adopted as pets because of their cuteness. The Kree then took control of the Flerkens with a signal beacon, directing them to attack the native species.The plan was foiled by Captain Marvel and the Guardians of the Galaxy, after which Carol tasked the Guardians with relocating all revealed flerkens on Earth to their new homeworld. Powers and Abilities Powers Pocket Dimensions: The species are said to be able to store entire universes within their mouths, within which they can access and store a great many things to draw upon at will. Tentacle Protrusion: Flerken possess a mess of tendrils kept within their mouths. They can use these for support and offensive tactics. Nested Mouths: Sprouted tendrils host a nest of fanged and ravenous maws which can bite down on and gobble up just about anything. Dimensional Travel: The sub-spaces within themselves can also be used as a means of instantaneous transportation; the process can be messy to say the least, however. At least in Earth-18157 all Flerkens share access to the same pocket dimension. If one survives being swallowed by a Flerken and is able to find their way back, the exit point can be from any Flerken anywhere. Toxicity: In the Earth-199999(mcu)reality, a scratch from a Flerken causes severe tissue damage to humanoids, as Nick Fury found out when a claw swipe from Goose to his left eye resulted in scarring and permanent loss of function. Abilities Human intellect: Able to understand cognitive conversation. Overwhelming cuteness Weaknesses Alien aspects are accessed through their oral cavity. If somehow muzzled, a Flerken is as helpless as an Earth cat. Habitat Population Earth-616: Dwindling (118 known living specimens) Earth-18157: Thriving Miscellaneous Representatives Chewie, Goose, Rocket, Rooster I hope this clarifies that the cat can work as an actual caracter insereas of a plot device Source *marvel database* page fleken but i genuinely found weird how they just decided the cats to Vore people when they have so much more(implied)potential via the pocket dimensional acess and conscious control and their intelligence being comparable to an base line mcu human giving them more capacity for situational awareness than just a base line animal

[@5dmkiii60]

Of the many reviews I've watched for this pile of garbage to date, this is the most honest, relevant and well thought out one yet. The contrivances, plot holes and....."because the plot needed it" analysis of this train wreck spot on. Thanks for a great, accurate and very honest breakdown of this utter piece of shite from Disney Marvel. Well done Reaper.

[@deniseperry5940]

You can't blame the actors...blame Nia for making it.

[@5dmkiii60]

@@deniseperry5940 I never said anything about the actors in my comment. They just read the lines and do what they're directed to do. I'm well aware of that.

[@dannyknightblade4592]

Despot of Antrim has a really good one hour, twenty two minute and fifty seven second breakdown of The Marvels in case you wanna check it out.

[@5dmkiii60]

@@dannyknightblade4592I have seen Despot's review and it's EXCELLENT. His stuff always is. Another fav of mine is Little Platoon, if you're one that likes long format reviews. He's kind of like Mauler, only better.

[@ShockerTopper]

You got right about "non-binary", I can't stand that actress. I know her name is appropriate but I just call her Eclipse with the fuzzy caterpillar eyebrows. They'd crawl off her face but there is no light and just pure darkness for them to wiggle away, so they just stay in place.

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

Binary originally was captain marvel or a clone of her making the name make more sense who basically was a hot human torch No literally she could nuke the universe I don't like the whole idea of Mariah Rambeu being the alternate captain marvel because it's purely a boring ass character

[@chiefchale7710]

how does one write such a story and still be given 300 mil to make a movie out of it??? like seriously does Disney expect to make a billion dollars out of this???

[@Coramelimane]

So the villain just randomly explodes after achieving her one goal in the movie, so as to keep the three heroines pure and not bloodied. Remember back when Heroes killed villains?

[@comyxcon4gaming860]

Or when villains killed heroes?

[@arizeta3540]

They can make the main bad guy disappear but make sure like full blown battle between her and Brie but since Brie is more in tune with her power she doesn't get effected by energy overloaded...is not that hard to make cliche writing but the writer apparently don't have think tank 😅

[@deathlessmile]

But we were already teased what would happen tho, since DarBenn was already warned not to do what she was planning, so it's not that random. There's a chance she's just lost in the Quantum Realm

[@Thorn_416]

@eljay5009i found it hilarious that Thor wasn’t allowed to beat or even foght Hela lol they got the CGI monster thing to do it 😂

[@stevebennett4959]

Killed villains? Heck, I remember when heroes shot first!

[@TheRealW.S.Foster]

It really hurts me a bit, knowing they dragged Kelsey Grammer into this to reprise his role of Hank McCoy/Beast. Between his take and Nicholas Hoult's take on the character, Kelsey's was always a bit more appreciated because you just get a sense of lion-like regality - he was a congressman, and an ambassador to humanity for all mutant-kind... now I fear what Disney will do to him. *Edit:* I also just wanted to add that, according to a post I saw somewhere, the line "use Black Girl magic" was used in this film to apparently inspire Monica to fly... like, what the actual f*ck? _This_ is why I am against writers getting paid more if *_THIS_* is the sh*t they produce!

[@woebringer7884]

Isn’t “People of Color Girl Magic” the appropriate term for these loaf turds?

[@guygadbois3010]

It was probably just Grammer's voice and he literally phoned it in. And I'm just glad the during Endgame Fury didn't yell out "Cap, Iron Man, Thor, go! White power!"

[@alfiey5783]

How dare you! You are toxic, racist, and sexist! Lmao

[@comyxcon4gaming860]

Perhaps, these woke writers being replaced by AI, isn't such a bad idea after all.

[@casualcausalityy]

​@comyxcon4gaming860 That depends on if the A.I. is programmed to be woke, which it likely will be

[@UltimateThanos]

We all know what they really spent most of the budget on. “Hamburgers, hot dogs and pizza.” 👶🏼

[@crazyralph6386]

Lots and lots of pizza 😂

[@jackthumbikomkandawire8591]

Just when you thought Fast and Furious blatantly disregarded the laws of physics, along comes this madness full of sun sucking magical bullshit. As Reaper said. "Fock me, it's like the writers of this movie never graduated from school or even been to one"

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

Hey, at least Fast and Furious is entertaining, much like the Transformers movies. This though? Not so much.

[@dermagnus8482]

Must be this "black girl magic"😊

[@ironbro2794]

@@justaguyonyoutube4592 Haha that's true. Despite the fact that both teaser trailers for Fast X and The Marvels were filled with comments of the meme "I love the part where…", the difference is that those for the former were not meant to criticize while it was for the latter (a Marvel Studios film).

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

@@ironbro2794 The ironic part is that the people that made the Fast and The Furious series are very much aware of the jokes and take it on the chin, unlike a certain few other people I would LOVE to point out.

[@ironbro2794]

@@justaguyonyoutube4592 Exactly. People know what they're going to expect and as stupid as it is they LOVE it. Unlike The Marvels which makes you want to barf from an overdose of cringe.

[@raven3067]

How many people was more excited for Reaper's review on this movie than the movie itself? I know I was :)

[@ashleydortch2445]

Me too

[@ParkerCS2]

Me three! 😊

[@ocboy5163]

Me four

[@imantserdmans3169]

Count me in 😂

[@woebringer7884]

Gigitty

[@ParkerCS2]

All in favor of Marvel being put in public domain, say “I”! Then, everybody gets to make good Marvel stories. Because under Disney we can’t.

[@deathlessmile]

Why does it have to be Marvel xD Make your own stories if you're that good.

[@toniotrussardi8126]

@@deathlessmile why u bothering with defending this garbage the show is ass

[@mxvega1097]

Written and produced by 14-year olds, for a demographic of 12-year olds or mental age thereof. Almost every stupidity, contrivance, mistake, and character misfire seems to come down to lack of experience as well as lack of competence. The characters behave like children, because that's all the writers know. They just don't relate as adults. I wish the studio had the courage to NOT have witless loose threads and end credits. Just once. Please. Give us the hope that this entire shitshow might finally be over. But no. They have to tease that they're going to fk up X-Men too. Ugh. I mean, i knew they would, but jeez there's enough pain and suffering in this world already.

[@TheanHooYew]

Checked their resumes and was expecting crap from them. Guess I was right.

[@leejee88]

that sums up current state of hollyweirdo's a bunch of over grown children who haven't matured passed puberty

[@urzmontst.george6314]

@@leejee88 You are cancelled for saying that.

[@hothotheat3000]

HOW does Kamala even know about Carol? She’s not a publicly known hero like Iron Man and Cap.

[@yetanotherspuart3993]

I hava asked this to all the marvel shills for a year. None can answer. I also ask why the lightning bolt homage to Carols MsMarvel. Still Nada

[@drunkenactionfigureunboxin5138]

Danvers and Valkyrie never spoke to one another, but they both took part in the weird scene in endgame where all the women in a 5 mile radius ended up magically within girl pose distance from one another.

[@lingricen8077]

Its extremely awkward how difficult it is to not consider how all of them were just green-screened individually and werent really there together as they dont even acknowledge each other thereby defeating the whole point

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

Someone said they made Captain Marvel too OP (went toe-to-toe with thanos, which not even the hulk could do) and THAT'S why they had her changing places randomly. I think it was just they couldnt think of how to connect the three characters so they LITERALLY dropped them into situations. I thought Karen Danvers was going to switch places with grooming gang marvel to save her life and sacrifice herself because no one likes cpt. marvel. The Ronin the MeToo accuser hahahah

[@datrickster8674]

It’s incredible how the marvels was the movie ever of a time. And let’s not forget, “black girl magic!!!”

[@woebringer7884]

Ah, that’s People of Color girl magic to you.

[@brandonscott5544]

NO MAN LOL. SERIOUSLY THE MARVEL'S MOVIE HOT 🔥 GARBAGE 🗑 DISNEY'S TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE WRITING.

[@everythingpotatoversion1201]

Black Girl Magic!

[@jasonmaclean719]

The comment about the budget SERIOUSLY needs to be considered now. Since 2019 the budgets have grown ridiculously yet everything looks awful. No way it isn't a money laundering scheme at this point.

[@capnphuktard5445]

They pretty much all are.

[@yann6753]

Brie's acting is indescribably plain.

[@manoz6194]

Man your ideas are so much better then anything Disney can come up with.

[@a012345]

The movie doesn't' even make any sense. They could have just given the villain the bracelet and the movie would have been over. No conflict needed.

[@zork2001]

You are becoming my favorite movie reviewer. Everytime I watch one of your videos I notice I am cracking up through the whole thing.

[@woebringer7884]

Ya that CIA joke is more reality but also hilarious

[@crazyralph6386]

Yep, the disdain in his voice is funny af. 😂

[@Ave_Christus_Rex3777]

The MCU was born and died with IronMan

[@get_lucky6402]

Well technically the first avengers movie was the Incredible Hulk movie with Edward Norton. Fury in the end sequence tries to recruit him for the avengers and it’s confirmed it takes place in the same universe,kinda. It’s a little murky but yes Ironman made the MCU what it is and with a snap it was gone. To be fair I don’t think anyone could have saved this. Remember iron man 3 that was terrible and that was during the golden age of marvel

[@Rexer-u6o]

Mcu With Iron man : 🔥🔥🔥 Mcu Without Iron man : 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@est_9855]

Modern marvel writers and producers just seem to love proving their critics right. Thanks Reaper!

[@willhuck9179]

that "silly yes, idiotic yes" meme is very useful

[@jUSTZIpPos]

Like Disney just waiting for Marvel to dig itself a hole it can’t crawl out of

[@kylegoff5331]

Didn’t know Frey from Forespoken was the villain in this movie

[@Apt23-v8u]

It was a matter of time

[@keithmichael112]

That would have actually been interesting if Kamala liked the "girl boss" Captain Marvel and found out she had feet of clay. Another missed opportunity

[@marbellaotaiza801]

She has feet of fungi.

[@jimmorris1424]

I just discovered you and I absolutely love your style. You are like critical drinker, only funny and without fake acting like he's a drunk shtick. My favourite movie reviewer.

[@AHersheyHere]

I've noticed that the Rotten Tomato score and # of reviews, hasn't changed in 24 hours. So I think RT has frozen the scores so it doesn't bomb before the opening weekend finishes. Critic 62% (265 rev) Audience 85% (500+ rev) (as of 2:27 PM 11/11/23) Critic reviews are slowly coming in since I really focused in but, sitting at 500+ reviews for so long and the scores....not changing at all is super suspicious.

[@crazyralph6386]

They’re no longer relevant, as it’s more than obvious that they’re big studio shills. It’s actually embarrassing to watch them defend this heap of garbage?

[@commonsense3921]

🤔…..Right, How would that be possible?

[@ExMachina70]

That's a great point. Kamala and Carrol alone would been a much more interesting story where you can have the story about Kamala's concept of a hero and the reality of what she sees. The conflict of her own identity would well come into play here.

[@killgoretrout877]

the problem is no-one believes a super power muslim wouldn't use this powers for jihad

[@ExMachina70]

@@killgoretrout877 😂 Good point. I hadn't thought of that.

[@michaelsegriff3362]

@@killgoretrout877Dirka allah, Mohammed jihad.

[@michaelsegriff3362]

Better off Batgirling this film and every character.

[@crazyralph6386]

Thanks to DEI hire quotas, they had no choice but to add a blk female heroine.

[@wardjunior1450]

The continuity problems aren’t being talked about enough eg the Statue of Liberty being there instead of captain America.

[@Atlas-hu9wk]

And this is why I like Reaper much better than the critical drinker, straight to the point and no mercy. Something the critical drinker has been lacking lately and going kind of soft.

[@trevoravery9270]

Is he off the sauce maybe ?

[@XiaoyuuuYT]

​@@trevoravery9270Critical Drinker liked TLOU Ep.3 LMAO that's all you need to know.

[@trevoravery9270]

.......................................bruh.@@XiaoyuuuYT

[@ShapBro]

​@@XiaoyuuuYTEp.3 Was a good Episode idk what you mean. It is a simple love story in a apocolypse. The only problem is it didn't belong there and took more time away from Joel and Ellie.

[@Atlas-hu9wk]

@@ShapBro Nothing good, a gay romance no one wanted nor asked for, they could simplify it instead of wasting a whole episode.

[@blackoutnow]

Everyone who participated in the singing/dancing scenes should get blacklisted in Hollywood

[@willhuck9179]

you are completely right that the black woman should not have been in the film, and that it should have been about Kamala and Captain Marvel.

[@DaniG._.German]

I haven't watched the Loki show. However, I've heard that Loki is the god of time now. A reboot might be coming, perhaps.

[@itiswhatitis6673]

Loki season 2 was pretty decent

[@ShapBro]

​@@itiswhatitis6673nah, fam.

[@karlleonard4952]

No it wasn't

[@LarryXLR]

Female Ronin: The MeToo Accuser 😂

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

How on Earth does the special effects look so bad on a budget of 270 million dollars in The Marvels, but yet The Creator looks like it cost 270 million dollars but the budget was 88 million dollars?!

[@NegativeSevenTen7079]

I love how simply pointing out what could be done better, and removing the bad parts to do so, reduces the runtime to roughly 20 seconds.

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

Your videos are the only ones that I look forward to. Keep up the great work, mate.

[@753Leto]

Same

[@chrisfraser5088]

I never get tired of Matt Berry’s opinions at the end of Reaper’s videos 😂

[@s3.14dervision]

This cast could make even a 3-way boring 💤

[@strugglesnuggledslime7040]

Yeah,between Brie´s dead fish energy and Khamala´s actress´s face looking...way too young,thats a 3-way made in russia.

[@willhuck9179]

but as Carol says this is a matriarchal society, so it is no wonder this whole planet is totally gay and useless, this guy is killing me

[@LukSter18998]

“feed the staff to the cats” alright then

[@VeraxMusic]

Look who the director is. They basically hired someone completely unqualified

[@alphaprime1000]

That thumbnail scared the balls out of me

[@robbie_the_mastermind2176]

Mery sue, Girl who’s show no one watched, and Monica who got superpowers for no reason from Wondervision. Edit I’m ironically looking forward to seeing avengers 5.

[@adampatino5372]

"The MeToo Accuser" lmfao 😂😂 that's the funniest shit I've ever heard

[@ricohernandez9969]

4:45 MY STOMACH LMAO

[@kevinxaislis]

My friends and I cringed when the prince of the water planet told Kamala to start fighting with her scarf… and then she just become a professional scarf fighter whooping creed militia.

[@addmr9178]

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE BOXES FOR SHOULDERS!? 😂

[@BradleySherlock-n4x]

Sam Jackson almost wiped his entire career from my mind when as Fury he says to Monica " Use Black girl magic".

[@user-Marrk]

If this is bad, imagine how bad the cut footage must have been lol

[@dregoezable]

“Black girl magic “ ? That was wild lol

[@big_red01027]

We'd have to wash our eyes with bleach if we saw that three-way.

[@theoffice4951]

lol. Allowed to dress herself unsupervised. Your comments are the best. Thank you.

[@RevanDBT]

The Me too accuser 😂😂😂😂

[@IamElChapo]

"I don't know how to fly." "Use black girl magic." Amazing writing.

[@jerrycaughman6324]

Remember when villains used to look badass and not like your music teacher from 5th grade?

[@scionofdorn9101]

So the main villain looks like a gender-swapped Ronan the Accuser in a poorly fitted costume, whose makeup they didn’t manage to finish despite the ludicrous budget and development time. That’s so very Disney, innit?

[@GamerSaga]

the main villain does look like she belongs to a mental institution.

[@sebastiansteez]

This was THE FUNNIEST video I’ve seen in a long time. Good job man

[@davidlutz2242]

Disney had a kid live in the stomach of giant bird monster in the Mandalorian too. That kid looked like his clothes weren't even wrinkled.

[@lingricen8077]

Every prop and set in that season looked like they came fresh out of a 3D printer - no knicks and post-touch ups to make them look realistic or lived in

[@dominicunderwood4911]

6:00 Ah yes, a *Kree* as you can see. Just look at that radient blue skin. C'mon writers, Telltale Games already gave us an obviously black-coded Kree Fem-Ronan: Hala The Accuser. An *infinitely* superior antagonist in every way.

[@ema4020]

remember when the mcu was supposed to be the grounded and realistic version of the marvel universe? basically a 1:1 version of our earth but with superheroes? nice. cuz now, in the modern mcu the sun can disappear and there's no negative effects on the solar system.

[@genohartley5159]

The way iron man…. An actual human being gets smacked around and isn’t in the hospital In avengers 1 is stupid.

[@24zawisza]

Bracelets separated - one of them is weaker than the other Bracelets together - the bad guy goes poof.. How convenient! Should have given that other bracelet earlier, we would have skipped 3/4 of the movie bs

[@darthdaddy3071]

Reaper, your accent makes an already deliciously scathing review even more scorching and vitriolic. Bravo, sir. Kee em coming.

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

everytime you upload i always get happy your video are always entertaining.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

I watched Civil War yesterday. It’s truly mind boggling to know that the same studio who made that masterpiece of a film, made *this* piece of trollop

[@gnarly441]

They also kind of stole that sun thing from the movie Sunshine

[@markkenny2001]

I hope Deadpool 3 (2024) will be better.

[@The-winter-soldier-127]

Me too I’m hoping that it will be good

[@robbie_the_mastermind2176]

If deadpool has to be censored, I wonder how he will respond in the movie?

[@thewretch4081]

The comedy is gonna be this: Sorry for being a man Sorry for being white Sorry for being straight

[@XiaoyuuuYT]

They're prolly gonna do some meta shit like make Deadpool roast their a$$ for turning everything woke, and then claim the dialogue was written by the woke people anyway and that they're aware of that or something, like She-Hulk 🤣

[@Nimble.ninja910]

How is it possible that you could make a better story in 15 seconds than a actual one hour plus movie….. since when was this the reality that we lived in? They even wasted one of the coolest post credit plot points, which they could’ve given to any other character (I was convinced they were going to introduce the X-Men in Multiverse of madness but they didn’t…….)

[@fwily2580]

As long as it’s DEI, it doesn’t have to make sense to you.

[@ShartReacts]

You sir are a verbal assassin.

[@denizen53]

Time to finish writing my script for the Captain Marvel movie we should have gotten in 2019 instead of the one with Brie. Featuring Mar-vell, Rick Jones, the Nega-bands, comic accurate depictions of the Kree, the Skrulls, set in 1973 with a period appropriate soundtrack, with references tying together all the previous MCU films from Phases 1-3. With cameos of Howard Stark, General Ross, Nick Fury, and a young Bruce Banner. And a final battle with Thanos aboard the Sanctuary II. It would even have a likeable version of Carol Danvers in it, and she gets her powers from Mar-vell as she should have in the beginning.

[@biingolewis7824]

Get that thang done!!

[@urzmontst.george6314]

Can Brie Larson show up in a black, low cut dress? Still my favorite thing she has done.

[@sjdrifter72]

I always look forward to you and Critical Drinker's reviews. It's the accent and the personality that makes the videos so entertaining.

[@marbellaotaiza801]

Will is becoming too mainstream, rubbing elbows with the pyreful, and cutting too much slack to Brie. I'm afraid we're losing him... If you like accents though, The Despot of Antrim is pretty cool too.

[@lingricen8077]

Imagine being so stupid that you openly admit to watching critical drinker, which makes sense because you have to be stupid to watch him. Oh wait, you dont need to imagine it Oh wait again, you’re thus too dimwitted to realise I just burned you

[@THEINFINITIVERSESAGA]

9:24 this is definitely Disney written all over it

[@subculture2006]

Are they ever going to cast another movie again based on who is best for the role rather than diversity box ticking?

[@rockbottom2822]

They turned a whole planet into San Francisco. That's one planet Galactus will never touch.

[@mrnicktoyou]

4 years ago at Marvel: "Screw them, they can leave if they want, we will write the new movies ourselves! The MCU is FEMALE!!!" 4 years later: ......

[@fujita_shigekazu]

6:57 that costume... wtf

[@fauxhound5061]

The Marvels AKA "Three women using thier holes"

[@ocboy5163]

I am shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked.

[@StarFoxPlanet2018]

This movie should Have been Called "Stinky Bad Movie"😅😂🤣

[@connelly3684]

Haha yes! The restarting the sun bit from All Star Superman! Also the rebuilding the planet with bits of other planets plot from either the Ratchet & Clank PS2 game or Spaceballs.

[@Beard_Hood]

9:38 "its no wonder why the enter planet is gay and useless" i couldnt think of a better way to describe feminisms

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

entire, but youre right

[@Beard_Hood]

thank you. didn't catch that. @@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

"The main villain looks like she has a mental illness" Looks like?

[@TheJuRK]

Sounds like pure, uncut Chick Logic.

[@jonforris]

Imagine our collective shock! 😂💤💤🥱😴

[@Real_Iron_Smith]

I need an edit of this video with a Vine Boom after every sentence, every line this man drops is devastating!

[@watergirl929]

When a 14 and a half minute video explaining why a movie was a failure is more entertaining than the movie itself, is when you know the movie was a failure!

[@naedolor]

We are reaching levels of sludge never before imagined possible.

[@grimsolace4433]

Marvel’s menstrual universe…

[@AZKJunaid]

Wouldn't the sun suddenly getting sucked away even at 30% trigger a gravitational anomaly that would destroy every orbit it the solar system?