The Master Of Disguise Was Extremely Unfunny

[@BionicPIGtv]

GERMAN. OK HE WAS GERMAN. I AM STUPID AND IM SORRY

[@alexchoi9101]

Haha stoopid delet chanel

[@calvin5851]

arrivederci.

[@mega_lioneye76_98]

the creepy music and entrance was a reference to the live action goosebumps tv series

[@haythebug5290]

I literally scrolled down just to say that

[@jeremyjones3649]

No offense but I think there’s too much commentary

[@pikkmat]

As an Italian, I can confirm that shouting "arrivederci" randomly is one of our favorite afternoon activities.

[@Kenarew]

How often do you order the gabagool?

[@maninthehotbox]

just like Bruno Bucciarati

[@guaperryz596]

Arrivederci!

[@pikkmat]

@@guaperryz596 Arrivederci!

[@Male_Parent]

Arrivederci!

[@thegirlwhowaited6316]

Fun fact: My house caught on fire when I watched this movie as a kid.

[@nikkiiwithani]

this movie is definitely cursed

[@theenglishmajor1198]

That's what you get for watching this shit.

[@eleonoradelpiano8635]

@@theenglishmajor1198 lmaooo

[@Jonah4ever]

It was too lit

[@pillbugheart]

It's cursed

[@bethanysulpizio5199]

I'm part Italian and I constantly have to stop myself from yelling out "ARRIVEDERCI! " to anyone I pass by on the street. My ancestors demand it.

[@saffronic3026]

Lucky, as part English I have to fight the urge to put flags on everything and call it mine

[@anonnona5790]

@@saffronic3026 What?

[@franky2347]

Van Buran hilarious...

[@sythepie]

arrivederci (im not italian)

[@ajaxrao6042]

Me, as a Jojo Fan:

[@IceDragon289]

8:17 The grandpa being dropped off is a reference to The Exorcist. Which... y'know, I'm fine with a kids movie throwing in a reference to an older movie for the parents watching, but this one just feels so... random and disconnected.

[@impr3subie]

To me it felt like goosebumps

[@Policy63]

I was looking for someone else who also got it 👌

[@roberttreacy8271]

“…random and disconnected.” Just like all of the “references” in Seltzer and Friedberg’s movies.

[@shadow_raven1983]

Yeah. A kid is not going to get that reference. I mean what parent would let a child watch The Exorcist, a film that still scares even adults???

[@alexgrey7972]

@@shadow_raven1983I got it as a kid 😂 I watched lots of horror movies back then 🤷🏽 exorcist wasn’t scary though now the gate that scared me as a kid🤣🤣🤣

[@Ratsos12]

If a person doesn’t want to punch their child self in the face, they probably haven’t had enough personal development in their life.

[@GamingOS]

Accurate

[@WhinyB]

I had a middle school teacher’s aid tell me I was a “little shit” when I was younger. She wasn’t lying

[@Not_an_alligator]

In my experience, life is just a constant series of episodes of you metaphorically punching your past selves

[@GamingOS]

@@minimmats fake deep

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

@@minimmats You know, kid me is fine. But teen me? They deserve a right wallop to the head for the shit they did.

[@tomasponizil5498]

"I disguise myself as a toilet in your bathroom." IS THAT WHY MY TOILET SEAT IS ALWAYS WARM?

[@spam4239]

You sneeze in the bathroom and someone says bless you and you now it

[@alexjewett7455]

And it just got creepier somehow!

[@kemistree.]

This hits differently when you live alone.

[@KingOfGaymes]

Did he just call “I like to move it” the crazy frog song-

[@poslv9029]

He really did I-

[@Pansexual-Imp]

he fucking did, now he must be punished for this transgression by listening to the real crazy frog song on loop xD

[@tuecceut7303]

We need a apology video !

[@snailart14]

@@tuecceut7303 bionic pig is cancelled now. How DARE HE SCORN THE NAME OF CRAZY FROG?

[@muggz7752]

Yami Yugi I KNOW IM SO MAD,KNOW YOUR 2000’s HITS PIG

[@ZoanBlade90]

8:00 I like the detail of the cops saying "Don't call again". It makes you think he's done this before, and he's just a crazy person.

[@fleefded]

"do any Italians just randomly yell arrivederci?" *Bruno Buccellati sweating*

[@Lizzieaftermidnight]

I was thinking of this

[@parkchimmin7913]

Okay, but that’s Bruno. He’s an exception.

[@croncastle3028]

facts

[@nobodygoodfr9556]

You mean Bucciarati?

[@EveTheRaviolo]

@@nobodygoodfr9556 thats the japanese pronounce

[@silentkat99]

I haven't seen any comments yet about it, so I'll say it: the "Tush Queen" was the mom on Wizards of Waverly Place (in case anyone thought she looked familiar)

[@rainycloud10]

Whaaa-

[@teissonniereable]

I was scrolling through comments to see if anyone else had noticed. I was too into wizards of waverly place as a kid to not recognize her immediately.

[@cavalinaredorrio6276]

Omg I thought so, but I wasn't sure. Thanx for confirming!

[@BMoney8600]

I knew she looked familiar

[@montyroot9090]

Since it took me until the towards the end to realize it, I'll also note that the bad guy was played by Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation).

[@peekyboop]

the accent is bringing me back to middle school when hetalia was a thing and the dubbed italy(s) sounded just like that and boy do i hate myself

[@quillynorlya6743]

how dare you utter it’s name

[@peekyboop]

@@quillynorlya6743 I'm so sorry 😔

[@islandofideals6571]

It was a different time

[@CEO0FMILFS]

*war flashbacks*

[@blankuser987]

thanks for the flashbacks Maya, i forgot that h*talia was a thing 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

[@cosmicdahlia]

my family still quotes "am I turtely enough for the turtle club" to this day, and that scene was filmed during 9/11, and they had a moment of silence in the turtle costume

[@blueberry5822]

Brown bricks

[@TheDuffman1812]

After the moment of silence Dana said Tuurtle

[@Lavenderskullz]

My family does too LMAO

[@camthesaxman3387]

What, you expect Dana Carvey to take off the costume for the moment of silence, then put it back on to continue filming?

[@FumblsTheSniper]

I’m 90% sure that’s a joke from a podcast you fools

[@sabinelawrence2623]

The "Am I turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club" soundbite has been playing on loop in my head for 15 years

[@priesteskana]

Literally the only line anyone ever remembers from this awful movie

[@ryankovacs7938]

Facts hahaha

[@SugarVampieArts]

My mom has referenced that line for years. I was horrified when I found out that it was from this movie.

[@Naina9592]

Omg same

[@idiomatic444]

Same

[@AKYTp]

Fun Fact: It was during the filming of the Turtle Club scene that 9/11 happened. Definitely a cursed moment in film.

[@elliedrama46]

OH MY GOOODDDDDD

[@AmericanIdiot7659]

hhhha ate ur nose

[@bumblebeebrass164]

Omg can you explain

[@jesscarter2427]

That is the only scene I can remember and quote.

[@nigel615]

Commenting for later reference

[@cheeseking5487]

An Italian randomly saying " Arriverderci" in the middle of the street is like a Texans person saying "Yeeeeeeh Ahhhh" everytime he sees a horse.

[@bruhmoment-me2hw]

Do you mean Yeehaw?

[@trash9378]

Yeeeh ahhh?

[@Chloe-xz9ow]

No better movie cliche like a Texan yelling “yeeeeeh Ahhhh” and then everyone being “m’kay sir”

[@NdieCity]

i mean i am texan and i do definitely say yeehaw a lot

[@emmettbattle5728]

i have never, in my entire life, seen yeehaw spelled that way. i dont know how to feel rn

[@christscrackers647]

24:13 This confirms my theory about this film. And that is that throughout the entire experience of filming this movie, Dana Carvey was probably taking some wicked hard Molly or PCP while on set.

[@franco6006]

The worst part about this is that in the part where they're speaking italian, the subtitles do not match what they're saying at all. Like they didn't even try.

[@therevx5225]

His name was Larry H. Bacon just because it’s a kids movie doesn’t excuse poor production quality.

[@fatimazahra1070]

lol they basically said 'its a bit skinny, her butt. you dont like it?' and the pistaachio guy just goes yeh yeh. i unterstand.its a butt thats small but even a certain (non italian word)'

[@abloodcorpse3318]

@His name was Larry H. Bacon the target audience of a piece of media doesn't excuse bad quality for said media. Spiderman into the spiderverse is childrens content, and it won an oscar. Just because its for kids doesn't mean it should be able to get away with being shit.

[@imnottheeb]

That's because it wasn't Italian, it was Dutch.

[@crybabyazz4131]

Seems pretty Spaghetti pizza to me

[@serotoninstealer2364]

The scene with the old guy coming out the taxi creepily is a reference to the horror movie “The Exorcist.”

[@TingusPingus445]

Not really a horror movie

[@serotoninstealer2364]

Emilio Pena I consider it since there are creepy scenes

[@slamchowder4112]

@@TingusPingus445 It is a horror movie... That's literally entirely what it is.

[@MelStaub]

I think pig was being sarcastic.

[@dr.k8610]

Emilio Pena how? It is THE horror movie

[@soapybagle]

He didn’t even mention that the farts are all the same sound.

[@mayamaliceart]

As an Italian, I can confirm we do in fact shout "arrivederci" at least five times a day. It's uncontrolable.

[@shawnfields2369]

I see. I'm...sorry, to hear that?

[@Ally-643]

I'm half Italian and dyinnnnnnn 😂😂😂

[@merrowbone]

James Bond can retire now. I hear he has a daughter he has to take care of.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest KZbinr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear zern

[@popkorn904]

@@AxxLAfriku imagine having to shit on yourself to make people sub out of pity

[@procrastinationismyprofession]

@@AxxLAfriku no offense but u seem like u make scat videos

[@__yklim]

@@AxxLAfriku ...I think this is a joke and I really hope it is

[@stewart2589]

Greatest spy ever and wow you censored "dead"

[@felicitygq5855]

I don't yell random Italian in the streets Mostly because I'm not Italian Edit: thanks for the likes. It's all because of The Brock

[@whtaman]

Me too

[@kytzvejaru319]

Are you taking the pasta out of this spaghetti mixed movie.

[@felicitygq5855]

@@kytzvejaru319 probably.🤷 But I apologize. This movie is obviously a masterpiece. And pasta is just good.

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

Stop editing comments when you get likes

[@felicitygq5855]

if being appreciative is a bad thing. Then I guess I'm a bad person. So be it

[@XeresKyle]

Yeah, "movies that are so stupid they're funny" have been almost like a whole new genre since the early 90's.

[@milflover6203]

Star Wars Prequels?

[@seniorboomer1371]

Billy Madison was a good movie

[@Bookgurl656]

@@seniorboomer1371 Happy Gilmore was better.

[@pointysidedown]

Have you seen samurai cop? It's from 70's or 80's. Falls deep into so stupid it's funny category

[@nerdwarp112]

I’ve never seen this movie outside a couple clips from reviews, but I’m under the impression that this was Dana Carvey’s attempt at making an Austin Powers-esque movie.

[@oftenseen22]

it was. He had a falling out with Myers because he claimed Austin Powers was his character idea and Myers took it for himself.

[@favoritemustard3542]

This was supposed to be revenge for Mike basing his Dr. Evil on Dana's "Lorne Michaels" impression. Adding that Shrek joke must've been a sulky attempt at "I can do yours as good as you, nyah nyah" lol

[@Genesiscoupe3000]

I have yet to meet anyone from these races and sex that is offended by this movie! I am convinced that it is just a bunch of liberal Alt Left that are "offended" on their behalf, which is pathetic! They are so desperate for something to complain about, and if you happen to be someone from any of these races, or a woman that is OK with this humor, they will proceed to demean you, and say you are a boot licker. But that's perfectly OK in their backwards thinking! Hypocrites!

[@bekahespino3447]

To this day, I still quote the turtle club scene. “Am I not turrrltely enough for the turrrtle club?”

[@k9qtea]

But you must do it with the shoulder shrug as you say it :P

[@magzplan780]

I say "turtle" every so often still 😁

[@mksabourinable]

GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@hieithefox]

It and the tiny wiener joke are the only things I remember from this film

[@pinstripecool34]

Literally the only funny thing I remember about the movie

[@Rissa89]

This whole movie is basically Dana Carvey trying to flex his impersonations.

[@royalsour3736]

Its like he made this movie for a resume

[@Joannefibracs9994]

Isn’t that special?

[@ThatJohnKillion1970]

Both of them?

[@IBESMusic94]

Like he could've just made an SNL complication and release it in theatres lol

[@nman551]

But they are all awful

[@Algrenion]

this was my favourite movie when i was like 5 years old and as much as i know this vid will make me suffer, i know that the suffering shall be well deserved, and at the very least, it shall be educational i am ready yet i am also not god, help my soul..............................

[@dannydethanos6994]

This movie got me through tough times as a kid so i feel you, But as much as it hurts me this is almost definitely not as good as I remember.

[@tyronemagnus6543]

This movie was so good as I recall but I haven't seen the video yet Edit from watching it: Yeah, it's bad

[@MikPenguin]

This

[@eatmypanart]

@@tyronemagnus6543 is that sim one of the poor souls of Gray sims videos?

[@thatginger6839]

@@eatmypanart Jim Pickens is the Dear Leader, a mastermind entrepreneur who is simultaneously the hero and villain of the CallMeKevin universe

[@roberttreacy8271]

Fun fact: Dana Carvey once said that he originally wanted to make a Mission Impossible type movie with a master of disguise being a part of the team.

[@abemrofchak]

Fun fact: the Turtle Club scene was filmed on 9/11. Like, it actually was. They had a moment of silence and then Dana Carvey said "tuuuuuuuurtle"

[@lel8928]

Epic

[@Devilbutt1989]

I want this to be true, so I am not going to look it up and just believe it.

[@GeauxGames]

Not sure if this is a “fun” fact

[@liv9194]

i swear u got that from oneyplays

[@Rensune]

So That's why the movie is Cursed

[@Stargazer_Pie]

“That’s the worst Italian accent I’ve heard in my life” Nicholas Cage: *cracks knuckles

[@alexis-marie_9920]

Are you talking about Moonstruck?

[@Stargazer_Pie]

Alexis-Marie _ I was thinking of Captain Corelli’s Mandolin

[@alexis-marie_9920]

@@Stargazer_Pie ahhhhhh never seen it/heard of it .. might give it a go

[@smelly5465]

"tush queen" was played by the mom from wizards of waverly place... i dont know how to feel about this

[@oysterhermit]

aroused or amused, pick one

[@dominickmccall7544]

all the female ruso’s can get my wand

[@kemistree.]

@@dominickmccall7544 all the Russos above the age of 18 could get it. Ngl

[@bluesun4682]

I was so prepared to be like “Noooo, this was a great move back in the day, you can’t judge it on today’s standards!” But then I watch an was like “ did I actually like this movie?”

[@nastytits]

Same this movie was the shit as a kid but I never understood the “jokes”..

[@roberttreacy8271]

Yeah. I enjoyed this movie as a kid, but boy do I hate it now.

[@Genesiscoupe3000]

I have yet to meet anyone from these races and sex that is offended by this movie! I am convinced that it is just a bunch of liberal Alt Left that are "offended" on their behalf, which is pathetic! They are so desperate for something to complain about, and if you happen to be someone from any of these races, or a woman that is OK with this humor, they will proceed to demean you, and say you are a boot licker. But that's perfectly OK in their backwards thinking! Hypocrites!

[@babymicrowaver725]

i thought this movie was the funniest shit ever has a kid id even tell the exact same jokes from that movie to my friends who had no idea what i was talking about

[@corruptwl1670]

Do you happen to know anyone who randomly says arrivederci, Narancia?

[@matthewhamilton2913]

Damn Passione must be getting tired of the jokes from the movie

[@flapsonni2137]

AEROSMITH

[@hannahertz_]

Who’s your daddy

[@thecatapultdio4717]

I randomly quote the turtle club thing just to mess with him.

[@carolinas.2686]

Pronouncing it "pista-shi-oh" is what makes his accent sound fake

[@thetwistedsamurai]

how the fuck else do you pronounce it??? i’ve never heard anyone else in the world say pistachio

[@katacutie]

@@thetwistedsamurai Since he's italian, he would pronounce it Pistackyo.

[@thetwistedsamurai]

woah seriously? ive legitimately never heard it said that way in my life... it is a pretty rare word though in fairness

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

@@thetwistedsamurai In Italy it's pronounced Pistakkio.

[@hzsei]

the-twisted-samurai same i’ve never heard anyone say “pistakkio” until my professor told us that “pistashio” is just the english way of saying pistacchio, and that its plural form is pistacchi

[@sunshine6997]

*BionicPIG's mom smoking a cigarette while pregnant:* "It won't affect my child" *BionicPIG, watching Masters of Disguise 12 years later:* "This is the best goddamn film ever created"

[@Redfoxx4eva]

you can tell he really loves this movie.

[@shiannafoxx]

@Keith Marshall ):

[@weezy9681]

Bro, BionicPig confused a German with a Scotsman

[@ricorojas1854]

I'm kinda glad that this is Dana carveys legacy Apparently after shrek hit it big Dana got super jealous and bitter towards Mike Myers for his success And pretty much ended their friendship This movie was a train wreck to film and was rushed beyond belief I even heard Jennifer Esposito had a terrible time filming because her character was constantly sexualized and harrassed

[@seakermac5800]

Dana Carvey’s legacy is SNL and his stand up. Dude is legitimately hilarious and is a great impressionist.

[@ricorojas1854]

@@seakermac5800 he's very talented But let small things ruin his career

[@favoritemustard3542]

@ricorojas apparently he was upset at MM for "ripping off" his Lorne Michaels impression to create the Dr. Evil character. I still appreciate his Church Lady/Bush/Garth stuff, though. (He says he's over it but still brings it up, so, y'know...)

[@smartalek6183]

Thats what everybody calls a random woman on the street who they are hot for right? Toosh queen?

[@tyronemagnus6543]

Yes. As an Italian Scottish man, I always call EVERYONE Toosh queen

[@matthewhamilton2913]

@@tyronemagnus6543 "Are you called Victoria? Because you be looking like a *SPONGE CAKE*"

[@HellfireHeather]

Is it Toosh or Tush?

[@tyronemagnus6543]

@@HellfireHeather I always thought it was tush but

[@virginitaq]

Were there other names for these women?

[@Synthia17]

It was a reference to "the exorcist" and idk why.

[@Ria-sd2ex]

I was literally going to say the EXACT same thing 😂

[@pepper684]

Yup!

[@thepeepeepoopooman1303]

I never got that as a kid OMG!

[@cozeyhoney3535]

Lowkey gave off Goosebumps vibes too tho

[@ThunderWorkStudioAMGE]

@@cozeyhoney3535 It even had the same music

[@hairbeauty8083]

I recently watched Austin Powers and still laughed pretty hard. But please never compare this awful monstrosity to Austin Powers or any other classic.

[@trevortammen2341]

Agreed

[@kymo6343]

Yeah Austin Powers actually WAS funny. This was just painful.

[@shaynalange7488]

Austin powers is still top tier for irreverent comedies

[@whoozyyy]

This is the same man who compared Eddie Murphy to Adam Sandler 🤷‍♂️

[@declanp1]

The Austin powers movies were awful 😖

[@angeicakez4196]

fun fact: this was my verbally abusive stepfather's favorite movie

[@iamablacksabbathsong9765]

Guese you can say The movie is a bad as your stepfather

[@Lee-fk9sh]

EUGENE WONG wh

[@chickenpermission7557]

Makes sense

[@Lavapulse]

Sounds about right

[@callmeciara4232]

I see you’re a man of culture as well

[@natsinthebelfry]

I remember awkwardly watching this at a kid's house who I thought I was friends with but who actually just pretended to be my friend so her mom could sell me Mary Kay products

[@cloudedmind2750]

This has to be the most 2000's thing sorry for them using you tho

[@nothanks7263]

that's the most hunbot thing i've ever heard. poor girl probably super resented her mother as she grew up.

[@StudioHannah]

You were MLM’d 😔

[@HetLedie]

Man you should have just stolen all her foundation and then left in Avon did it note under her pillow

[@13Squaredd]

Even before I clicked on this video I was like "wasn't this that movie where he disguises himself as a turtle-person that I thought was hilarious when I was a kid". I share your pain.

[@Warriorcats64]

That's what I thought 9 years ago, now "it's the movie Nostalgia Critic did a review of where the fart joke is a mystical character"...time is so fake huh.

[@alexgrey7972]

Turtle part lives rent free in my head to this day 🤣

[@dylanmcartoonell1536]

5:14-5:26 When you're so desperate to catch up with your best friend's success that you mimic one of his most famous characters.

[@ArgyleDinosaur]

Not going to lie, I loved this movie as a kid. I don't want to watch it as an adult because it just.... can't have aged well.

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

What kind of misspelling is that

[@Cherry-uh2gp]

the main character looks like the disgusting stalker all the girls in high school avoid and he secretly has pictures of every girl sleeping in their bedroom

[@aquaexplosion6391]

The "Irish" accent you thought he did was meant to be German. MEANT TO BE.

[@rioreason]

You mean the one he called “Scottish” at 27:27? I figured that had to be either - like you said - German, or maybe Austrian. I don’t know much about the history or traditional clothing of that region, but I DEFINITELY know that wasn’t meant to be Scottish. He’d probably be wearing an Irish tartan if they were going for Scottish 😂

[@blackous7629]

He said Scottish but yeah that confused me lol

[@tyronemagnus6543]

I'm Scottish and NO-ONE sounds like that other than Germans

[@aquaexplosion6391]

@@blackous7629 yeah I kinda ballsed it up😂

[@Thor-Orion]

@@tyronemagnus6543 you're Scottish?

[@rashadnagi7531]

I'd love to see a version of this movie where everyone is still insane, but the main character is the only one seeing how ridiculous everything is. When the situation would require a disguise or some convoluted plan, the main character just sighs and does something normal to fix the situation.

[@peachylady]

That turtle scene was like _the_ scene back then.

[@trickytricky8188]

I used to love this movie as a kid, but I only remember the scene where he was a turtle, I literally don’t remember anything else. 21:40 - 23:14 I relate 100% and felt all of your pain and disappointment. I remember that scene making me laugh so much. God, why? And I have no idea why I loved this movie. Weird.

[@RinoaAngelwings696]

I'm not laughing at the farts. I'm laughing at the fact that James Brolin doesn't react to the farts. 😂 His blank expressions is what kills me.

[@GabyGeorge1996]

That was James Brolin!? Wtf 😳

[@RYMAN1321]

And Brett Spiner’s reactions to them are kind of funny. That alongside the turtle guy scene, and the slapping part were the only funny parts to me

[@0nullnil]

And the dead silence too.

[@roberttreacy8271]

I’m sure, deep down Brolin was thinking “where’s my paycheck?”.

[@chickychick4925]

My dad made me watch this with my siblings as a child and I’ve never been prouder of my younger self for realizing this movie was horrible and unfunny😌

[@romanramirez7847]

Same here. My family watched it and I’m super proud of my younger self for not laughing once during this abomination.

[@Genesiscoupe3000]

I have yet to meet anyone from these races and sex that is offended by this movie! I am convinced that it is just a bunch of liberal Alt Left that are "offended" on their behalf, which is pathetic! They are so desperate for something to complain about, and if you happen to be someone from any of these races, or a woman that is OK with this humor, they will proceed to demean you, and say you are a boot licker. But that's perfectly OK in their backwards thinking! Hypocrites!

[@pendragon3434]

I started dying when you went off about how funny you found the turtle scene because holy shit if that wasn't the funniest shit when I was kid.

[@TheScreamKing]

You're still not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club

[@diegomedina4145]

Turtle, turtle.

[@dbyron3824]

Turtle

[@tonyoli5240]

Turtle 🐢

[@MissSkullCrusher]

Ooo burn

[@CEO0FMILFS]

I feel like people miss use the word "cringe" A lot but this, This right here is in fact, Cringe.

[@EllieLynnCollins]

Si

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

If something makes you feel so uncomfortable that you want to get away from it, thats the meaning of cringe...before it got so overused that it lost its meaning.

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

People miss use cringe???

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

@@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 all the time, they call everything cringe to the point it doesnt have a meaning because it has been used for so many different things

[@KwansimaJ]

*misuse

[@dunkindrewnuts7095]

I had a fond memory of this movie as a kid bc me and my dad would randomly say “perhaps im not turlely enough for the turtle club”

[@IchNachtLiebe]

When you were commenting on the main character racially stereotyping an Indian person the perfect ad came up. You stated, "isn't this basically the equivalent of..." Then add started, "...being a person of color."

[@kathrineprescott]

🤣

[@jpoor1]

LMAO

[@Zilkenian_Davenport]

Oh noooo XDDD

[@emmam1282]

Woooooww lmao 😂

[@user-xs3lc4ky4h]

"Video Sharing Platform Giant KZbin Encounters Fifth Controversy This Year" January 3rd 2023

[@SnukieCoffee]

"This is by far the worst Italian accent I've ever heard" Inglorious Bastards: Hold my beer

[@indigocharm6441]

Bonjuriono

[@hozairibrahimkhail5995]

Gorlami

[@goddessofchaos7754]

GoRLaMi NaT-zEe

[@graceperkins5641]

Gratzi

[@BrokenCDprodux]

Bawn jor noh.

[@WitherLord888]

Recent news: A random, smooth-talking, black robed, sunglass-wearing man was spotted running away from a break-and-enter crime dressed as a small toilet.

[@temporalteleporter2874]

I do love that the bad guys is played by data from star trek next generation. Brent spiner is an underrated actor.

[@hhgff778]

You know it's a bad movie when the funniest joke is the fart joke.

[@sythepie]

@DIO DIO

[@katincko]

@DIO DIO DIO

[@jacoba.k.5372]

Bro it's not the fart, it's the long awkward pauses after

[@pablodrawsx7702]

It’s a PG movie u can’t expect much💀

[@Yawnford]

@KONO DIO DA

[@kevinthepilgrim]

The amount of people that comments they loved this movie as kids kinda explain the longevity of Adam Sandler’s career.

[@cyanidegrapes]

Minus uncut gems

[@kevinthepilgrim]

C L O R O X and Punch-Drunk Love. I mean his movies when he produces or writes.

[@justadude2377]

Happy Gilmore fricking slaps

[@deadeyedblack2350]

C L O R O X uncut gems was just an extended scene of people talking over each other, it hardly makes up for the amount of crappy movies he’s made lmao

[@cyanidegrapes]

Carlos Mathews I mean the whole reason why I brought up uncut gems was Bc it’s literally Adam Sandler’s best movie in years but I figured people like you wouldn’t like it for reasons unknown

[@kyodothegodhand]

sorry BionicPig, you're just not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club.

[@thumbwarriordx]

The only thing well executed in this movie is the pacing of the recurring fart jokes. Yet that's not what people remember about it, because like a Michael Bay movie, it's hard to remember the top fart moments when your entire movie is one giant incoherent fart.

[@JenCool42069]

the farting bits aren’t funny, you’re just happy every character shut up for 20 seconds

[@EllieLynnCollins]

JOSEPH OSWALD 😂

[@Stargazer_Pie]

FARTING IS FUNNY PEOPLE WAKE UP

[@ark2074]

@Gir Doodie You’re not serious are you? And if you are, please tell me you’re an 8 year old

[@laboon344]

Comedy is subjective atg

[@yeast4529]

0:44 think I’d be pretty confused if I discovered a second toilet in my bathroom

[@AstraeaFae]

The reference with the old man being dropped off is most likely The Exorcist. He’s being dropped off to what sounds like Tubular Bells, which is basically the theme from the movie, along with looking like the poster/scene of the movie which is the priest standing under a street lamp.

[@JYJnKumi]

I was in sixth grade when this came out and my teacher put it on the last day of class. All of my classmates were laughing at it and I thought it was so stupid, I ended up drawing and writing poetry at my desk the entire time. You go, child me. You go

[@Synonymous_Legion]

You my friend have earned respect since I know exactly what that’s like in your perspective. In 6th grade in my history class, my teacher offered students to watch either Toy Story 3 or Marmaduke. But of course, 97% of them hyperactively voted for Marmaduke over Toy Story 3 while the 3% such as myself lost all faith in humanity by drawing pictures of smarter content than what I was forced to sit through.

[@Vetionarian]

I guess I'm a normie cuz this stupid shit humor still cracks me up

[@Thor-Orion]

It's just... not funny...

[@zenertia]

as a '97 kid myself, the 2000's were a hell of a drug

[@nastytits]

😂😂😂

[@doomdoom-1]

88” kid here tell me about it I am still seeing dragons and leprechauns

[@justinarts8094]

Does 2003 count in here? ;3;

[@noble5541]

Man I was brown in 2006 and I watched all of these movies idk why I’m in the time range for like those Disney shows

[@kingjammm3500]

As a '03 kid myself I completely agree

[@WazzyBoy]

I usually only say arrivederci after screaming "Ari Ari Ari" while rapidly punching a fisherman

[@alithenamekian1616]

is that a jojo's reference?

[@WazzyBoy]

@@alithenamekian1616 what the fuck is jojo

[@moppertrommel]

@@WazzyBoy please joke 😭

[@moppertrommel]

@@alithenamekian1616 I hope so

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

@@moppertrommel of course it's a fucking joke

[@dankydong7032]

I'm Italian-American and I can confirm that we do just day "aya bababooi!" to passersby all the time

[@EveTheRaviolo]

"SPAGHETT BUABUABUA BAGHETT"

[@dankydong7032]

@@EveTheRaviolo SPAGETT! gotcha spooked ya

[@Rensune]

Studio: "This movie is for kids" Also the Studio: Exorcist reference

[@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv]

The protagonist of this movie thinks every girl belongs to the streets apparently

[@ziadahmedsamy]

Anti-Simp

[@rockinonthemove]

Chris Funk so a misogynist

[@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv]

@@rockinonthemove yeep

[@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN]

Dana made this movie for his young son, I believe he was under 10 at the time, so indeed- a movie for kids, well, a kid World's best father

[@EllieLynnCollins]

😂

[@ashikjaman1940]

If my dad did this for me I would disown him

[@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN]

@@ashikjaman1940 "Thanks for the Bentley, dad! Oh... wait... you made a bad movie... I... I can't..."

[@ashikjaman1940]

M N Exactly

[@MrGiddingz]

@Jay fragile

[@ocean_demon]

As an Indian, that brownface was just... not comfortable 😬

[@natasha-nx9gt]

as a fellow brown person (malay), same 🤢

[@moistcorpse4908]

fun fact, bionicpig has said the n word so he aint much better lol

[@ocean_demon]

@@moistcorpse4908 what really? When did that happen?

[@ashikjaman1940]

moist corpse Mate you don’t know the amount of Desi people who say the n-word

[@SuperDuperSigmaMale]

@Jay aight buster -_-

[@cas6359]

i love how his dad and his grandfather *literally* turn into other people but he doesn’t. feels like he’s doing something wrong

[@edendrain5807]

im not usually here this early but gotta say all the comments begging for likes disgust me like bro its not even a min after upload just watch the damn vid

[@jumpergone6071]

Eden Drain you are so right if you agree give this comment a like

[@joshuadejesus9861]

so right can this comment get 500k likes in the next 5 hours XD

[@al-husseinhassan7449]

HEY GUYS REMEMBER TO LIEK THIS COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE TO NLDAKWBDJMBASKDHWBDJASbWJBDA

[@dannydethanos6994]

I’m trying to decide if this was a very clever attempt at like begging, But Because it summarizes my view of the state of comments you get a like.

[@luks303]

I despise even more the people that like those comments

[@kino_verite]

I haven’t seen this movie in a *long* time and I’d forgotten the Indian scene. Yikes.

[@babyscissors7558]

I remember being so confused by this scene specifically when I was watching it as a kid...

[@rars0n]

I remember seeing advertisements for this movie, but it never looked funny enough to watch, so I never did,

[@nman551]

Same

[@regret_huh]

Video Title: [movie is] offensive. *click* Video Title: [movie is] unfunny

[@noodlebanana7512]

Thought I was seeing things for a sec lol

[@nothinghappens9811]

I love how exhausted and frustrated this man's voice sounds at, "because POOP!"

[@dr.k8610]

Turtle. Turrrrtle. Turrrtle. TURRRRRRRRTLLLLLLE. TURTLE.

[@lerato6573]

😂😂😂

[@saleman89]

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

[@googlepoodle5814]

Best part of the whole movie

[@leon46295]

Turtle

[@Ilostbestgirltoacar]

Why does Pistachio sound like Italy from Hetalia, jesus, I'm getting war flashbacks from middle school that I don't like

[@ashikjaman1940]

How dare you mention the accursed name

[@rabbiqa]

"Does anyone know any Italian that randomly says arrivederci" *Bruno Bucciarati has joined the chat*

[@sythepie]

finally somebody who said it 2 months ago

[@otto253]

Idk if anyone said it but the turtle club scene was filmed on September the 11th 2001 so they had a moment of silence on set whilst filming

[@tiktokhub8803]

I completely forgot this movie existed until the scenes started rolling then I realized I knew EXACTLY what it was and remembered all the scenes oops

[@matthewhamilton2913]

Your memory couldn't repress them far back enough

[@shyonae]

Italian here: yes we shout "Arrivederci" at every random person we find in the street

[@_Alaya_]

It's our typical catchphrase. Like. Volare Via.

[@iamcino]

Neanche una bestemmia. Incredibile.

[@_Alaya_]

@@iamcino Quella è la nostra vera arte. Soprattutto se sei Veneto.

[@classiest]

do you also summon ghost that fight for you or is that stupid.of me to assume?

[@_Alaya_]

@@classiest ah I see. You are aware of our secret techniques. But we can do that stuff only if we get in touch with a giant fat man

[@TanklessGem]

This movie is basically just random = funny

[@nikkiiwithani]

lol isn't that what zoomer humor is in a nutshell

[@LyTran-oq2of]

But thats what humour is today, this movie still shit tho

[@KL96012]

Yea if a gachas with no humor or good editing skills made a movie

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

@@nikkiiwithani no

[@creativeUtubehandle]

@@nikkiiwithani this is serious boomer energy

[@Djeispark]

*I'm Italian and we all set our alarms at 2pm so we can all say it in unison. Don't tell anyoneI told you our secret.*

[@ShiruKitty]

As an Italian I can say yes, we do shout that out randomly.

[@snithnorddarthbathrobe6928]

I wsas looking for this comment

[@_Alaya_]

And we insult each other even louder

[@iamcino]

Bella donna mamma mia grazie prego baci Napoli Venezia Roma amore mio is the most common phrase to introduce yourself to strangers

[@ShiruKitty]

@@iamcino thank you sir or ma'am.

[@Nouta1]

Alt title: Dana Carvey thinks he's Mike Myers

[@wodedagawd9328]

I actually thought mike played in this film and was mad at him cause I didn't remember

[@kaiaa9919]

oof.

[@belloutdoors5217]

@@wodedagawd9328 that was the Love guru

[@chexlex1316]

Mike myers thinks he's Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler thinks he's jim Carrey and Jim carry thinks he's robin williams.🤣

[@wendy12.]

@@chexlex1316 this is probably a joke but just in case: mike myers isdifferent from adam sandler, the rest inspiration and aspiration.

[@memon4583]

I’ve seen somewhere that where he say “am I turtley enough to be in the turtle club?” Was shot on 9/11/2001

[@ramenpriest8312]

I swear to god I remember this being a Mike Myers movie buy apparently not.

[@Disney65Fan]

Fun fact Jim Carrey was rumoured to be in this film.

[@NotRuthOrConnor]

Possible Mandela Effect?

[@soifonbleh]

Johnathan John von Jonathan the 3rd is the best character in all of literature

[@ichibvtt0]

He’s a jojo

[@soulxd2902]

TL;DR

[@isaiahp.4609]

JoJoJo

[@--Io--]

What's his Stand?

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

@@--Io-- hamon

[@Jo-cv5kb]

I was laughing after the fart then it cut to the “Indian impersonation” and I cringed sooo hard

[@benedictcumbersnatched7735]

What a gut punch of a transition

[@pablodrawsx7702]

It’s a PG movie u can’t expect much

[@jarrodedson5441]

@@pablodrawsx7702 u joking

[@pablodrawsx7702]

@@jarrodedson5441 I’m not

[@jej495]

Its supposed to be cringy. It was his first try at being master disguise. As the movie went on His disguises and impersonations got better and better. I believe the Turtle 1 was his second character to be Master of Disguises to show his Development which was not quite good but hilarious. Plus Its the year 2000. Give us a break. Internet still wasnt a thing. 😂🤣.

[@treemarie213100]

As an Italian no we do not talk that way but I also always loved that he named his dog the cuteness

[@anaki567]

Fun fact: when I saw this as a kid, I thought the movie was called “The Master of Da Skies” and I thought that until well into my 20s I always thought it was a weird name for the movie 🤣

[@cosimo72]

As an Italian, no we don’t just say “Arrivederci”.

[@FogzArt]

Yes you do!

[@cosimo72]

Oh okay my bad chief.

[@FogzArt]

Cosimo L no problem mate 😂

[@cosimo72]

“Arrivederci” in that case.

[@FogzArt]

Cosimo L 🤝👌

[@names7278]

So this is the “turtly enough for the turtle club” movie. I remember hearing about it in a 4 year old youtube video, and it really is *that* bad.

[@yurionice6586]

When he said “It is I, Jonathan John...” I thought he was about to say Jonathan Joestar lol

[@UsrNmTkn]

Glad I wasn't the only one

[@marcosperez3626]

I guess theres 4 of us now

[@brownbronco6465]

Marcos Perez 5

[@korinsupriam7337]

Make it 6

[@serendipititieshq1748]

Now 7

[@gracedoubleu]

I love that Dana Carvey actually confirmed the Internet rumor that he took a moment of silence for the victims of 9/11 while wearing the turtle costume from this movie