THE MCDONALDS ANIME AD PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER LOOK AT THE INTERNET - Anime Memes

[@dramspringfeald]

The thing about the popularity of the McDonald's ads is, they're fun, well designed and well animated. 3/3 things you need to get ungodly amounts of r34

[@baofleurence7650]

Also, there is a woman in there.

[@joshuawells7415]

​@@baofleurence7650Also they piss off Twitter and Tumblr users.

[@BirdieSenpai]

Noble getting taken back seven years to when he reacted to anime vines and anime gifs with sound takes me back seven years to when I was let's playing anime visual novels because I was inspired by Noble.

[@AlexNazarethVT]

Same man same

[@LtBreaksThings]

It's pronounced *jif*

[@Imfenway]

@LtBreaksthings Ok so ill jet some Jas for my car so I can jo to the zoo and see a jiraffe

[@justanoman6497]

Dark elves are almost always busted. White elves though... I'd say 30% outside of offbrand and 80% inside it.

[@MLGHazrad]

The Flash aint shit to the speed a rule 34 artists when Japanese McDonald's twitter drops anime people enjoying the food.

[@colt1903]

Let me stop you at "The Flash ain't shit to the speed of a rule34 artist"... Cuz that's all ya need.

[@CamKoudo]

Facts 😂

[@gammafive6598]

Not just Flash.....faster than Wally West Flash

[@elpizo1789]

With anime elves, it's either flatchests for that "legal loli" niche, or giant bazoongas (often crossed with the "ara-ara~" niche), with almost nothing inbetween.

[@Hevensdragon]

I mean the elf noble listed is the in between, and its just plain uncomfortable, shera is full on not legal human age wise, and as elves age slower she is practically a toddler in their ages. At only 12-13. The Cat girl is no better in that show, only one year older and ages like a human.

[@joshuawells7415]

If you check out oyakodon elf doujins the daughter is usually drawn as that in-between.

[@MizuMing]

3:38 You are correct, fast food portions are getting smaller because the food costs more thanks to inflation and other general rising food costs. Even the most basic staple foods have risen quite a bit to the point where they actually are getting taxed when they used to not. It's getting to the point where everyone should start considering making a vegetable garden in their front or back yards should they have the space. In the long run it would cut down on at least a few costs. The grocery store isn't much better though, everything is rising there to. Up where I am food costs are going up again because our government is fighting plastic. As a result basic fruits and vegetables are going to be going up in price at least another few dollars. 😢

[@Aqituaq]

May I ask about those of us who are in places where we can’t exactly grow gardens as easily? Where we live, between a third of the year and a half of the year, it’s either too cold to grow stuff or there is still snow on the ground

[@MizuMing]

@@Aqituaq Go to the Farmers Almanac and see when the first Frost and the last frost are, you can then calculate how many days you have in your growing season. From there you can look at seeds that fall within the number of days that you have available. For me for instance, I only have 99 days on average to grow anything for the entire year, just over 3 months. If I grow seeds that have a shorter growing period, then I can grow a lot more food in succession over that time. Let's take cauliflower or cabbage for instance, there are different strains that can grow quickly, Snowball Cauliflower for instance or a Copenhagen Cabbage are somewhere around 50 days each from seed until maturity. If you plant new cabbages and cauliflowers about a week apart then you can have multiple feeds of these large vegetables. Or let's say for instance you wanted to try growing some cucumbers, but most of the cucumbers you know of take over 100 days. Then you would have to look for something that grew faster than that, like maybe the Socrates cucumber which becomes mature within 88 days. You can also choose seed varieties for different fruits and vegetables that grow well in colder weather, for instance there are several types of kale that grow very well in colder temperatures. There are a ton of different fruits and veggies that can be grown in shorter windows of time, and if you worry about space, you also have options. Things like grow bags, food safe buckets, you could even grow things in a plastic Rubbermaid tote.

[@moonwhooper]

It's getting worse for regular people but not the rich

[@MizuMing]

@@moonwhooper Pretty much! There was a set of TV dinners that I used to like to buy at the store, they only used to cost about $6, over the past couple of years it's raised to $11. The only literal reason for the price rise was because the store wanted more money. One of the checkout ladies fully admitted that was the reason for the price hike. Now the same thing is happening to everything, even the staple foods. It's not sustainable for the population to keep getting nickel and dimed every single year to a higher degree. Something has to give, and if it doesn't then there's going to be at the very least a change in leadership.

[@smaragdwolf1]

If i Had the space for it, i would have installed one of These aeroponic Towers where you can raise leafy greens or getting a miniature Greenhouse. I could eat fresh vegtables around the year, that are cheaper and healthier.

[@vectitude4271]

It's so nice to have a Lost Pause video to watch in the evening. Thanks, Noble and Chino, for all the fun content

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

"Fun Fact: There are more people who have won NNN at some point in their lives than have always lost." - Mongolian Proverb

[@moonshinershonor202]

How?

[@nullpoint3346]

@@moonshinershonor202 Because dead people can't masturbate.

[@mrmors1344]

@@moonshinershonor202 i think he means kids... which doesn't count.

[@anonymousmonkey9491]

Props to Cino for figuring out what anime noble's talking about from the bare minimum details he gives from time to time.

[@shadowjoker285]

Defibrillator being back Noble: gets younger by 7 years XD

[@DSMCasual]

Lily: “Hey Ashley? U hungry?” Ashley: “Yeah. I’m feeling for McDonald’s though. Hey Donut? Let’s go to McDonald’s? Noble?” Noble: (Continued staring at the McDonald family meme)

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

They used the Green Goblin because he hooked up with Gwen Stacey effectively NTR-ing Peter Parker / Spiderman. There was even an arch when Norman uses the children as tools or weapons against Spiderman too. It’s really fu¢ked up. The Clone saga with the Jackal was worse.

[@_Sage967_]

i've heard it somewhere before but a possible in-universe/s reason for elves being predominantly flat-chested is somewhat similar to why reptiles and fish humanoids shouldn't have tits. essentially because they often depend on the world tree, live extremely long lives, maintain extended periods of youth, and or often fairy adjacent they simply have no use for tits or at least large ones. this is also why you'll almost never see a fat elf, there really isnt anything "fat" about elves... besides their egos

[@josevillanueva2944]

I remember there is a manga reverse isekai of a elf girl wanted to loss weigh after she eated a lot of fries, there is aldo a little fatty dark elf

[@_Sage967_]

@@josevillanueva2944 to be fair that is an extreme anomaly which is part of the bit

[@MonkAndra]

Kinda reminds me of a scene from the Regressor and the Blind Saint that always makes me laugh. The Saint and her paladin (the regressor) are traveling with an elf to try and heal the world tree thing at their village. They stop to eat at a bar and the saint starts panicking. The paladin carelessly told her about him drinking despite how young they are in this timeline and she has a vivid and paranoid imagination about him running off with other women. So she thinks, " whatever I drink, he doesn't!" 10 minutes later- Saint: *Ugly cries* "Then you'll marry a pretty elf woman, live in a nice house with a white picket fence, and have three kids named Eylin, Vernal, and Joe. And I'll be left all alone! I know I'm annoying but PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME! Paladin: "Lady Saint...Elves are born from the tree...They don't have genitals..." Elf: "But you're welcome to use my ass!" Saint: *Ugly cries harder*

[@broEye1]

Yeah, I went to Pixiv to see what sort of fanart the McDonald's ad had gotten. Took one look, went to the top and clicked the "All-Ages" option. I really did not need to see most of that. At least I was able to find a few pieces with Takagi or the Nishikata family.

[@passingdem0n303]

The manga that saved Jotaro WAS a Jojo manga too XD

[@boolin6868]

5:08 ah, yes the good ol days when I first discovered Noble.

[@Poopick]

Oh man so nostalgic

[@SnowyDayINC]

8:34 Wow that throws me back,who remembers Crayon Shin-Chan growing up?This is Asian kids version of spingebob,sometimes dirty jokes,sometimes funny jokes,all time a good time!Beautiful that it never changed a bit!

[@Poopick]

I remember watching this on tv like 20 years ago

[@moonshinershonor202]

Dude is wyld. Any time I find him it's a meme.

[@battlesheep2552]

I remember the gag dub on Adult Swim, it was amazing

[@SnowyDayINC]

WHAT@@battlesheep2552

[@alexl8864]

7:48 My grandpa and I spent about a year or more secretly putting the stickers on each other's back. I haven't done it recently, but I'll get him again sometime when he least expects it.

[@ianweckhorst3200]

Every so often, very rarely, he will mention a thing I watched once in a specific mood, and it will catch me completely off guard

[@TheLunarDragon]

Let's make it even more confusing by adding The Five Guys restaurants to that meme. Random modern hungry dieting lady who just wants some food: "I can handle Five Guys!"

[@TheSpectator7]

2:52 I can handle Five Guys too... It's the best Burger joint! 😂😂🤣

[@AricShadowDragon]

Oh man...the anime cracks might be back XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@ivanbluecool]

Anime memes:I'm loving it

[@origialtych]

6:47 Meanwhile in "How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord" Shera and Raffelsia existing

[@VisaisforCucks]

shera is the only busty member of her race and dark elfs are usually busty in fiction

[@LeeroyPorkins]

The Internet does love Big Mac's

[@John-lz2bs]

3:43 come on boys shake my hand........ won't you shake an poor sinners hand

[@206Zelda]

That McDonald's ad is a 4D chess move, in my opinion -- People around the world love seeing how Americans and Canadians react, for various different reasons, so I think these ads were made just so they could watch us explode 😂😂

[@darrylferguson3622]

4:20 The guy in the couch is probably Peter Parker sleeping next to Mary Jane Watson

[@Soundwave26]

4:27 this would be a perfect twitch emote for noble streams 😊

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

9:26 I'm sorry Noble I can't buy the body pillow, I'm a romantic, I wouldn't take someone else's waifu, as stated in my Jeanne of arc copium comment.

[@moonshinershonor202]

Our waifu.

[@smaragdwolf1]

But then you will probably never have a waifu. You would someone have to draw an OC just for you.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

@@smaragdwolf1 Not true, there are anime or video games that you can. Fate GO has a self insert protagonist, you got Fire Emblem games, Pokemon, and I have made my own waifus, in fact just last night I was working on 4 for one of my other channels. Monster Menagerie, the dating service for monster girls and *4U!* that's the tag line, it's not really anything yet, waiting till my main content channel gets more off the ground (...not this one lol, this one was my 1st and main channel, like 12 years ago, but my main content creation channel is my 2nd channel, that I started making videos for in July (won't shamelessly pander and tell the name unless people ask) while MM is my 3rd that will be for mostly anime and art stuff) Also yeah I am an artist myself, art making in the future. Used that Bing AI art generator to help get started getting base pictures. Then sometime in the future when I find either a free or a good photo shop service I can buy, and one that I can just own, don't want the hassle of dealing with a service I have to upkeep with every month pays. I don't condone the use of AI to make art, because people will abuse it and get lazy... however I do condone using it if it's used as a baseline. Anyone can be an artist, it just takes effort, time, and patience. How I started drawing when I was like 8, rather than follow the instructions, drawing circles, squares, etc in my Pokemon art book, I traced over the image, and then it allowed me to learn angles and shapes. Then in high school I learned how to draw mythical creatures, dragons, phoenix, I made my own fan made Pokemon, hippogriffs, griffons, hydra, basilisk, cockatrice, etc. I am a bit out of shape due to... personal circumstances back in college, and I haven't made art in a while, one of the reasons due to my master piece in art class getting water damage. I like the concept of AI art, and think it can be used for good, just don't want people relying on it and being lazy. Anyone can be an artist, use the AI generator like I did my Pokemon art book, and learn how to find your own artistic style by experimenting on it. Grow, learn, adapt, evolve, invent. I also have like 50+ stories I made, not that they're close to becoming anything, just the overall summary of the stories is done, I'm no writer though, so no idea if they'll ever get off the ground as books, movies, video games, anime, etc, hopefully they do some day in the future.

[@Trasgobardo]

Well it seems like when they are trying to follow more D&D style "epic fantasy" tropes, they go for the flat booba female elf, the grumpy stout Dwarf, and the ugly evil monsters.

[@faintduch6630]

3:08 a tip is a gift Not a tax That's just my 2 cents, now take it, it's all I'm giving you

[@jamesverner9132]

i love this ad family McMac, McMommy and McMuffin are fine characters.

[@HelenaSan425]

Yor the Queen of parkour~ ❤️🖤👑

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

5:14 ANIME CRACK IS BACK?! RED ALERT RED ALERT, *PUSH THE PINK BUTTON, WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS!!!*

[@inimicalichigo1242]

1:24 i just checked the tweet, the bubble was not there

[@matthewrowlett1564]

The Elf thing... I like how his first comment against the Meme was An Elf Whose large Chest was actually a plot point... Yep... how not to summon a demon lord really knows how to draw people into the "plot"... But Yeah, it is either Washboard or Mountains, there's no in-between. Who cares though... As long as the characters are cute, it dosent matter. (They don't even have to be girls. I mean, one of the most "r34'd" Anime Elf "girls" is Mare, from overlord. Usually with his sister Aura also involved.)

[@pokemonrocks08]

Fun fact about diesel fuel injectors, on modern common rail fuel systems, the fuel rail, which is connected to the injectors, is under about 30,000psi of pressure.

[@Dex_Dragon]

Anyone else thinks noble needs to do more anime crack videos

[@kalijahkessler4047]

Oh no . . . .derpixion you better fugin not!

[@ivanbluecool]

Me:let me take a second off of fate content Lose pause:think again

[@vustvaleo8068]

also remember that the author for Rent-a-Girlfriend is a married man with kids, dude must be just a big troll.

[@xscythe67]

Thanks for putting me in the vid 😎

[@jayinaterasomness9098]

1:19 Looks like Derps got some work to do, That Scooby-Doo one must have just been thrown together for Halloween.

[@autumbreeze1129]

Cino: *edits Fluff over Jerk for censorship reasons* Noble: *says Jerk anyway*

[@MASTERCRAFT938]

2:46 Nice! Jeanne D'Arc is best girl from the fate series :D

[@Mr-Green0]

4:05 Ok, that is creepy. The Green Goblin watching over Peter and MJ.

[@aldyzero6676]

6:50-6:53 The Eminence in Shadow's Elves: pfffttt that's funny.

[@WidgyAinz]

4:10 EXACTLY the joke

[@damien2233]

The most true ntr/ugly bastard thing I ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@orangesodaninja8882]

Can someone tell the name of the artist who did the satsuki piece? I can’t read the watermark with all that chicken scratch

[@reddragon2943]

9:36 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am the Deads. 😅🤣😂😆

[@damien2233]

That one was just to funny 💀💀💀💀💀

[@ShadowAngelS2K]

Yeah rent a girlfriend manga got a bunch of those full page Chizuru art... not joking when I say the author is in love with her and actually draws her in irl pictures as if they're dating and living together... my man is too far gone

[@topcat59]

Kiryuuin is such an evil woman during November.😔🐱

[@762x69]

Two weeks down and she almost got me slipping..

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

i need to find these mcdonald's ads so i can see what's beneath the censors.

[@smaragdwolf1]

Use your Imagination. Probably Just a Zoom in to Show what the Girls left Hand is doing. Combine that mental Image with how the 2 move and their facial expressions^^

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

@@smaragdwolf1my imagination needs work. any more specific words to help shape this imagination?

[@smaragdwolf1]

@@lastnamefirstname8655 what could happen if your cute Girlfriend would sit next to you and is a playful, cheeky person? Come one.... youre on the Internet..... i guess you know Websites, where you could see a visual recreation XD

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

​@@smaragdwolf1i don't know, but i'll try.

[@supersasukemaniac]

3:50 "Come aboard,and bring along, all your hopes and dreams.

[@TheWhiteMamba3000]

I haven’t watched lost pause in a few months and last time there were only a few eevees and now it feels like borderline hoarding in the background.

[@CamKoudo]

Omg I actually saw those McDonald's ads on Twitter! I'm loving 'em so much 👌

[@helpfulDeathgod]

6:47 Always is a funny word to say when you are showing off the Only Four that are flat.

[@Strlz_Remtachi]

OHMYGOOOOD DEFI BRILATOR I can still here their intro in my head... "I need a doctor, to bring me back to life" * beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep *

[@S.A.F.T.I]

The Berserker armour, the Crysis Nanosuit, the Kill-La-Kill Kamui, the final boss Vital-Suit from Lost Planet. Any other literal 'Plot Armour' you can think of?

[@delluminatis]

5:05 _"Do mine eyes deceive me? Tis the fabled word tree of Gamagorath. Font of human knowledge and devourer of souls."_

[@yorelyoung6407]

11:24 the thumbnail comic. You're welcome.

[@FanaticQuill250]

7:36 funny enough as a latino this meme is funnier when you know that "Chiquita" means in this context small but in female grammar

[@haraberu]

It's that you chose that Demon Lord isekai as an example, because according the light novel: elves have flat chests, none of the elf guys found her attractive, her family is happy she found someone who loves her despite her enormous honkagazabaroos.

[@hilmarheathkliff9511]

07:20 high elf archer is an exception to the rule. all the other elf ladies are stacked... just look at her sister in newest episode

[@MrDoreius]

Ok as far as i understood the whole thing, the writer made it realy dark ages like, so even the elf is probably hundreds of years old, compared to life expectancy she is probably somwhere around 14-16 ish, pristess is probably also around somwhere in that range, i mean, if she realy wrote it like the middle ages, they are both in mariage age.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

0:13 for me a manga almost killed me. Twice. But it caused me to lose my virginity too because of a chapter i misunderstood. That manga is Why are You Here Sensei

[@ItsAZues]

The background right here 8:32 is super detailed. Then the characters be looking like a child's drawings.

[@tonyleccese2102]

Another busty Elf was the Dark Elf, "Arshes Nei" from "BASTARD!!"

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

6:49 not always... but probably more often than not because they're technically um... I don't want to say children... but super young, like 300 years of their time is like 13 years of our time? Same with dragon girls, why in Fire Emblem I push young Tiki aside who is 1000 years old... Adult Tiki in Awakening though that's 2000 years old, hmm... she fiiiine, S tier waifu. Bonus points for being a sleep girl, a girl that likes to sleep and cuddle, top tier, just sleeping and dreaming all the time, then you play together in your dreams, and go to sleep in your dreams too... pure bliss... but also risking inception at that point lol.

[@WidgyAinz]

I think most people consider it fine if you start late because you didn't even know yet.

[@Foxfire-xq5ij]

I no longer tip on any carry out order. Period. If I have to drive over to the place or wait in line and the only service I’m getting is a bit of chit chat and my food handed to me then no tip is required.

[@KelbPanthera]

You want proof that tipping is becoming absurd? I was asked for a tip at a self-checkout. Who TF is that tip for?!

[@nickstewart6919]

The part with the girl saying I love you have a character in the same outfit as fnaf Gregory

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

3:05... I would not want the bottom one, I'd prefer not risking that even with one other guy, never lock eyes in a devil's 3 way, a 6 way would just make that even harder. Besides, nope I'd rather not share my ladies, not my waifus, no thank you. I also created my own little headcanon with Fate, since I have Summer Jeanne in Fate GO, and... well I'm a romantic I wouldn't come between 2 people destined for love, Ruler Jeanne and Sieg, not breaking that up (on top of Sieg being a dragon that would kill me). So Archer Summer Jeanne is her twin sister... which if you're a Fate fan know, is 100% possible lol, after all Jeanne Dark and Lily are Ruler's "sisters" (as proclaimed... by summer her lol), what's 1 more going to hurt? Heaviest amount of copium that I might overdose?... yes possibly... but Jury and judge... I also plead Fate Franchise as my testimony... and anything IS POSSIBLE... ...with popsicle. Then there's also the fact that irl, Joan De Arc was actually a Burnette... so her having blonde hair, already an alternate timeline from our own, there maybe be 69 Joan of arcs in the multiverse, or 420 for all I know, or the mythical number of 6969.

[@battleax6364]

Oh what a coincidence I was supposed to go to sleep and looking for an excuse not to

[@asreyleencintamati8671]

8:40 not sinchan smelling the shirt😭😭

[@CelticVizard]

Restaurant: Would you like to leave a tip? Me: So, you're asking me if I would like to pay extra for my food? No.

[@CalamitasDeus]

6:25 - Oh hey, we know what the next standby climax will be in Weiß Schwarz if they get a second set for that anime. XD

[@josephgatts1679]

"I tuka shi-DAHAHA NO!" =Noble, 11/2023

[@hereticseraphim73]

6:59 laughs in Arshes from Bastard.

[@SamTheGumMan117]

Worlds End Harem is such a dumb but fun story to me and Mickey D's bussin with the advertisement

[@a9uf_haogege]

5:00 i was there Buranyu~

[@theblitzraider3563]

10:32 Hahah, yeah, who would like that? I mean, not me, for sure, hahaha...

[@Umbrollax5x7]

Not the "I Tuka shit"

[@shelbybayer200]

In the Star Dust Crusader's anime I believe it was just a random unmarked Book

[@Ghost_Division]

5:35 I once tried to wall run when running, did not end out well

[@callak_9974]

"That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime", pretty sure there was that elf uhh, bar? Those elves def weren't flat.

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

McDonald's: business is booming

[@CamKoudo]

1:13 Looking foward to what Derpixon has in store for us with this one 😂

[@samuelalleman4697]

Some anime with busty Dark Elves include, Gate and How a Realist Hero Rebuilt the Kingdom, and one could argue Skeleton Knight in Another World (don’t know why dark elves there just have white hair and pale skin)

[@themysteriousoa4466]

7:27 Noble! You jacka$$! You almost made me spit out my toothpaste!

[@Names_Nyooooo]

Me waiting for next last zelda memes.

[@shelbybayer200]

4:14 I mean, Sins Past did basically have an NTR story involving Norman Ozborne plowing Gwen Stacy

[@NyanCoder]

I lost NNN in very first hour. And figured out that it's already November only in the next day

[@RyderMK]

7:24 Genuinely laughed at that joke lmao

[@Nekosage]

6:48 - Me, trying to figure out who drew the upper left one(The style looks familiar).

[@ItsAfterlife.]

Something i noticed. Frieren kinda looks like the smash brothers character komi used. Specifically in episode 9.

[@David-lq3jr]

Derp has found his prey!

[@biomedalmodelc3506]

Off the pikachu

[@Snakedude4life]

Maushold is faster than a Garchomp. Nothing is faster than family. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@ItsDaNewGuy]

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