The Mile High Dump | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #16

[@fernandquez621]

Brendan lookin like that one guy in the skate park on roller blades

[@madjack5497]

Only ex fighter/comedian with his own street hockey league fashion line

[@greggregsons3893]

Clownin!! Ha..

[@burnsfordays7059]

Dead 😂😂

[@americanrusticworks981]

Brendan the fruit booter

[@chrismiller8269]

L

[@alexkalosza9306]

Theo yelling "Hey Siri" at his Samsung hahahah

[@elliottjames671]

Brendan type of guy to gel his hair and then put on hat.

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

Under rated comment

[@TheRaicomm]

Damn i do the exact same thing

[@jimmyspillpinchproductions6523]

lmfao got em

[@NH-cr2dc]

What about when you take your hat off

[@aeodian]

good one philip you fuckin human boulder

[@kurtglathar5162]

Theo Von is literally the most likable guy in the world

[@Gooddayforaboxofwine]

unless youre a segura

[@whyishow]

@@Gooddayforaboxofwine explain

[@michaelh4614]

@@whyishow #theogate try it out

[@AnthonyRodriguez-cp3tx]

look up Theo von and Christina p in KZbin

[@Yervy]

spotted Theo's alternate account here

[@CaptainLog]

Theo looking like a Make a Wish kid who just went to the big game.

[@KnowinSelf]

CaptainLog hahahahaha now that’s good hahaha

[@canemaltbie6887]

CaptainLog underrated comment

[@willjay7607]

Most underrated comment

[@experienceprecision5406]

Put this comment in the ( Legendary) section please? Thanks.

[@Leilafart]

CaptainLog hahaha best comment ever

[@landonmartin1433]

Theo's reaction to Kat's dating advice was hilarious lmao. He didn't wanna be thinking about all them dark arts. 35:07

[@dman685]

Kats a guy

[@ag8541]

Hahahhaaaaa big facts

[@Keefus88]

When Brendan said or go to the waffle house and have the homies run a train on ya. I lost my shit to theos reaction hahahaha

[@MREDZ]

That's why I love Theo, such a good and genuine dude deep down

[@pklifter]

hahahahah he's just looks down and says "jesus christ" lol

[@ToyInsanity]

Theo wishes he'd taken that $1,000 bet. That's a lot of Pedialyte.

[@jljl1398]

That glucose devil boi

[@Fragga123]

HA!!!

[@PsychedelicFrench]

*Theo shaking his head" "CAN SHE JUST HAVE A NICE TIME ?!" 😂😂

[@skeletor7928]

Theo was stressing out for a solid minute before he said that

[@Sprite_525]

Demian Holden - he’s so nice, I think he stresses about stepping on people’s toes. Kat can take it I think.

[@paulstanley2747]

"Nobody working at McDonald's believes that life is a simulation" Funniest line from Brendan

[@maxmorgan6048]

Paul Stanley hey paul

[@timothyalan34]

@@maxmorgan6048 hey Max

[@squidincsquid]

@@timothyalan34 Hey Tim

[@khalifa1389]

Squid Inc hey squid

[@Tommmy23]

Hi guys

[@emilybee2825]

I love how Theo looks at his hand after they touch like he caught something 😂😂

[@usingbothsidesofmybrain1690]

Kills me lolll

[@shainebabjeck9403]

Don’t touch me dude

[@DruDawsyn]

Theo is one of the funniest in the game right now.

[@adamgm84]

80 is that the year you were born? uhhh I dunno

[@mrmxyzptlk8906]

Dru Dawsyn I agree, he’s awesome👍

[@0749Rockystar]

Christina P. Doesn't think so.

[@ironwolf2173]

Joey Diaz and Bill Burr are the best in the game. Theo is a very close 3rd

[@DruDawsyn]

Iron Wolf yup he ain’t got Bill yet but I’d put him over Diaz 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@84khoward]

47:33 LOL Theo bustin out that League of Their Own hitter, "We are members of, the All American League. We come from cities!, near and far!"

[@jjose100ify]

Brenden is kinda getting funnier. Hanging around the funniest ppl on the planet really builds you up

[@tylertheune637]

@scrappy doo stealing from who?

[@ryanstoyles7611]

they just announced last podcast that they hired on a WRITER so lets not get ahead of ourselves here. Props to Theo. Brandon? ehhhmmm he's too casual with his sexually aggressive humor AND also looks like a combination of EVERY person working at pizza hut, from the hip stupid owner, to the guy on the line tossin dough, to the 40 year old delivery driver who stands 5 foot 6, and sprinkle in a little style from the group of delinquents enjoying a slice 3 ways after a hard afternoon of scootering around parking lots.

[@jackf6996]

@@ryanstoyles7611 who hurt you

[@im4g0d_1]

Jack F who loved you?

[@james87367]

Brenden not really funny just aggressive non funny

[@10use]

Theo almost calling the police due to the UFC fight...lmfao

[@ToyInsanity]

Can anyone confirm Theo selling UFC hamsters at the event? 🐹

[@krazykdon]

Hahahahah😂😂

[@MrClamps14]

Tattooed hamsters confirmed

[@ellalexae]

the ride that was gonna take them there drove into an embankment

[@Billy-hr6wk]

They fell out a little hole by the taillight in the back of the truck

[@patkarolick7825]

I got 5 of them

[@TheTylamo]

Best podcast in the game right now hands down. These two have incredible comedic chemistry Still can’t believe the guy from road rules/real world challenge and the dude big country knocked out in TUF would be my favorite form of entertainment

[@nick4636]

Do you even live inside yourself? lmao Theo constantly dropping gems

[@MrXlastcallx]

We all like to clown on Brendan, but let's not forget the man knocked out CroCop. Not many men on earth can say that.

[@joshpointoh]

Finally found Brendan's alt account

[@RelentlessPedigree]

Ehhhh - when u put it like that, just know not many people can say they FOUGHT CroCop. Sooooooooo.........

[@edgetowntx7151]

That was legit idc what any one says and crocop was my favorite it was hard to swallow

[@chefwalter4738]

True

[@Cheatrrr]

CroCop got knocked out by a gay

[@pablosoto8812]

The Rat Wizard and The Lot Lizard.

[@rfan6382]

The rat lizard and the wop

[@Wnick56]

@@rfan6382 the best roast on Brendan was when nick Swardson said he looked like an Italian Lego

[@randomdude189]

Merlin and suckin

[@haydensmith2459]

Love how y’all always are on time posting king and the sting. Much appreciated by the fans, gang gang

[@chicagomil85]

Yo @ 33:35 Theos' confused look is hilarious. Lol. Then his confused response mixed w/ still being confused is priceless.

[@blackboy6thst1]

Thanks for taking my submission. Gang Gang Love you theo. Brandan, your alright :)

[@marcusaurelius652]

Man the rat king could start a podcast with anyone and it would be good.

[@BigShaneGillis]

Except Tom Segura

[@LeftLaneDreams]

@@BigShaneGillis 😜

[@VoodooDeMarini]

Please leave Brenda and join the ten minute podcast reboot 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@lisadaniels5623]

Marcus Aurelius except Bryan callen. He’s terrible

[@randomrandy4022]

@spencer kleiman ive seen all those guys live and doug was the best. Chris was just okay. Idk why anyone would ever go see brendumb

[@stefanopindo5304]

"It's like Groundhog's Say" THEO IS A GOD DAMN GENIUS

[@Max25670]

So much of what Theo says goes unappreciated.

[@amosanon3274]

This has become the only podcast I listen to.

[@jamesmatthew01]

"Gotta roast Brendan everytime you see him out in the world "- theo haha

[@kblameme307]

4 minutes in and Brady Scabs is already talkin lot lizards..

[@Voo504Doo]

Kyle Blamey lol

[@lazystorage]

and theo hasnt even ventured into jessie smollet yet ... gang gang

[@isaacmorales5236]

Love them lot lizards

[@Heelturnkayfabe]

I got layed off today. It's been a rough day.... Listening to you guys brought me my first smile today and I cant help but laugh

[@tomc4132]

I hope shit gets better for you my dude.

[@Heelturnkayfabe]

Thanks alot brotha ! Everything happens for a reason

[@DuxEtRex]

Liar

[@Heelturnkayfabe]

Lol dis guy

[@yaipr12pr40]

@9:48 Theo to brendan - "i cant believe you used to do that (fighting).. what was your finishing move ?😂😂😂😱😱

[@johndoe1994]

His finishing move was similar to Snorlax from Pokemon he would just take a nap in the middle of the octagon

[@joshuasealock1583]

This podcast get better and better every time.

[@NJMoon77]

Podcast just gotten better and better ...keep going guys..GET THAT HITTERRR

[@codyhillard8019]

I knew Theo was bumpin that TM3. RIP Catfish Billy Conforto. Gang.

[@flossy7258]

The joy on Theo's face when he saw that British guy with his hair 😁🤗

[@anthonymaverick2193]

My boy theo knows what's up with that YELAWOLF!! Such an underrated rapper imo

[@aliciarose1693]

Been listenin since 2009 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sirelllingtob]

Yeah I been a fan for YEARS!!! I saw him last year in Kentucky!!

[@aaron123112]

RIP Billy Conforto the homoerotic bus boy 🙏

[@MrClamps14]

😔❤

[@emerysteele]

embankment Gang

[@TheLawrencew090]

He drove into an embankment

[@Riosgirl98]

@Connor You're an animal & I love it. 💚

[@kaj4523]

Connor y’mmmaaaaaaaaaaad

[@WhiskeySanchez]

"AI, the only hope for intelligence for Brendan" BEST BURN EVER BY THE RAT KING!

[@keithjohnson189]

Gang gang buzz you guys been killing those!! Love them keep em coming!!

[@1Challino]

This shit is gold. Perfect combo. Keep it up. Makes my day everytime

[@CJN2930]

This whole podcast just made my whole night man everytime never fails!!!

[@CJN2930]

@@jljl1398 yeah bro these guys man.. once they get going they get going.. they got that Eddie Bravo syndrome

[@jljl1398]

@@CJN2930 haha that Jack Russell attitude ha, also brendan getting funnier and funnier the more time he spends with the rat king.

[@gilbert5297]

I love how theo said 'and she wants to have a family, it sounds like.' I felt the same exact way.

[@Mrjosiahguy]

Diggin Derick as a new addition. Cheers brothers!!!

[@KnowinSelf]

Josiah Peterson agreed! Liking his work!

[@Strictlybizznesss]

Where'd Chin go?

[@0749Rockystar]

@@Strictlybizznesss He quit after Theo was accidently racist last episode.

[@Strictlybizznesss]

@@0749Rockystar NAAAAA FUCK OFF ARE YOU SERIOUS? ahahahahahaha when did they announce that

[@0749Rockystar]

@@Strictlybizznesss im just fucking with you

[@sauceup713ayye7]

"Trilly Elliot" lmfaaoooooo while wearing the Houston Jersey! Theo entered GOAT status certified haha

[@fuzinonzlot]

To the 19 yo girl: *don't* take dating advice from Brendan.

[@rawleyfear5749]

Or the idiots that were on TfatK with him last week.

[@shaunm1983]

Just take your pick girl. There's not many man who will turn down fucking a girl. Females have all the power

[@shaunm1983]

@J. Bar not since school days, back when I still had standards. If you were alone tho and a girl just wanted to fuck, that would be pretty hard to turn down

[@trenyte6763]

Ive had to turn down bitches but pussy has more power over dick

[@trenyte6763]

But i wouldnt turn down a chick id wanna fuck

[@ronaldwilliams9635]

Brendan is funny AF. He doesn't get his credit💯 people see as a fighter. He's more than that👏

[@jaseallenson316]

Even rogan said he was funny as shit. But people are gonna always ride the train and hate. They arent "happy" unless they are deflecting the disgust they have with their own life on others.

[@0Xerone]

Took that rat nap earlier or else I would of missed this fine piece of work.

[@leobadfish2514]

Haha man I'm glad these two guys started a podcast together. " And rogans over there he's eatin rare meat fuckin eatin cheetah limbs" lmfao

[@krazykdon]

To be fair that girl said how do i get a boyfriend not get dicked down hahahAh

[@alc156]

Yeah thats just virgin talk. Get a boyfriend = get some dick.

[@dancinggold17]

@@alc156 😂😂

[@danielstokes616]

love that yall threw that beatbox in on the outro so quick! Best podcast out no doubt yall are killin the game. Yall should have rogan as a guest, rip his drip n sheeeeit. Skeet skeet gang gang

[@Justin-lg1qb]

RIP BILLY CONFORTO. GANG GANG BUZZ BUZZ THEOGATE CONFIRMED

[@ToyInsanity]

Embankment embankment

[@Bhubnipz]

Lmao I knew when Segura said “that mouse guy” you sad fucks would be sperging out. Go outside

[@Justin-lg1qb]

Bert Hubnip I stay outside. Pull up pull up.

[@lamolambda8349]

#CUCKSEGURA

[@rideronthestorm_]

@ChimRichaldsII did he really??

[@Che1seabluesdrogba11]

Every time he brings up burying his friend's shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonyhuerta188]

yo low key Derrricks voice and swag matches the podcast. good shit guys ! gang gang. buzz buzz

[@cizrek]

Aye! Thanks for still using my Beatboxing as the outro. Much love.

[@elliottjames671]

Brandan type of guy to lie about emotional eating a whole bag of butterfinger minis.

[@jefffontana3095]

"Dude I gotta get up early, I'm out. Go home, take a shit." LMFAO

[@joshuafelstead2056]

Andrea mayo - "I wouldn't wear a condiment with her" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@straighttoseriesamovieandt4931]

Only watch 10 mins, only watch 10 mins... yep late back to work again. Love this podcast! Gang gang!!

[@TheRyanparsons1991]

52:10 dammmn what a plug I’ve been blasting the album since it dropped, hope Yela Knows His Reach

[@Adadglgmut78230]

Great that Theo mentioned Yela. He should be one in one of his videos.

[@aliciarose1693]

Yelawolf on This Past Weekend would be the tits!!!

[@kevinbeatzeus]

Gah. These first two years of this pod will prove to be timeless. I can easily see myself hearing this in 20 years (if I make it to 60) and laughing just as hard. This comment will serve as a time capsule.

[@hanksnow8687]

This is like the 2019 Beavis and Butthead...if MTV wants to make a movie, these two are the real deal.

[@christinaluv3]

This episode is the best! OMG I couldn't stop laughing. You guys are on fire! 🔥🔥🔥

[@Monsterzombs]

Gang gang that title goes straight to homeboy Billy up there lookin upon us on the heavens, may he rest in power!

[@fatal1ty-v9v]

"AI - The only hope for intelligence for Brendan" fukkin savage Theo

[@ToyInsanity]

Brendan the kind of guy to fly Spirit and blow up the bathroom out of spite

[@Christian-oi7sd]

With his poop?

[@0749Rockystar]

@@Christian-oi7sd yes with his poop not a bomb.

[@googleuser859]

You win the spastic award for the most comments on one vedeo.

[@chi-townryno6998]

Theo with the Yelawolf shout out, man knows his rap #ganggang

[@3pieceandsoda708]

The Italian women vrs Chinese killed me 😂🤣

[@1deep4eva92]

Theo said, "give him a boat paddle" hahahahah im dead

[@harvardvillegas4470]

I see theo got that Houston hitta on... gang gang, go Astros!!!!

[@Lo-KeyMuzik]

Yoooo "Pray per view" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@h3nzz]

37:50 " Do you even live inside of yourself? " LMAO

[@dakotajoseph45]

“Go to basken robins and get DP’d” 😂

[@ToyInsanity]

Just a buzz past Theo'clock gang gang

[@easelove]

that one's gonna stick.

[@tbarcy1]

Brendan looks like the guy at Valvoline oil change shop that ALWAYS tells you that you need a new air filter.

[@tylerd963]

Let’s gooooo I’m in the hospital for the past two weeks. This shit makes my day

[@dustinkenney3013]

Get well soon gang gang

[@DonOrFinito]

Don't die !! Buzz buzz !

[@BlairBryngelson]

Were you the guy who said you chose this show as your last thing to watch before going into surgery in the comment section?

[@Duffington]

Get well soon brother, gang gang

[@BigShaneGillis]

Future safety tip, avoid embankments at all costs. Stay on that IV drip drip baby boiii

[@sorrybadbeat]

great chemistry, I'm dying of laughter here

[@hamhi98]

Brickle shab out here looking like he runs a custom scooter shop

[@ryang2289]

These first 25 episodes are gold lol

[@dylansewell237]

ASTROS #GANGGANG Brendan got that Pidgeotto haircut

[@klassky17kingklassky81]

Dylan Sewell fuck sakes that’s too funny man

[@McCandlessMike]

Legit af

[@rainbowsix4818]

How did Theo trying to use siri on a Samsung phone fly over everyones head? HILARIOUS.

[@KnotBoxing]

I love when they say lot lizard's 😂🤣

[@mikesheridan8516]

Am I the only one who smiles really hard from the very very beginning???? 😂😂

[@yourenotrelatable]

"Or leak out of your brain" Bruh Theo kills me

[@jordan0975]

Whoever is doing the production this episode I’m enjoying his inputs he is hilarious adds a nice touch 👍🏼

[@FrancisofMaine]

"A.I, the only hope for Brendan." HAH.

[@def6078]

33:33 Brendan: 19 is not _that_ old Theo: no no it's... >:0 The fact you can watch Theo digesting what Brendan just said, followed by the face of shocked realisation is the funniest shit to me.

[@ryanwebb3945]

You can tell Brendan had a soft spot for the fighters and the money that they should be earning, he was genuinely upset.

[@Voo504Doo]

BLAHHOOGIE no shit he was a fighter and his friends aren

[@ryanwebb3945]

VooDoo Wiz I get that dipshit. Just pointing it out, they don’t really get serious on this podcast.

[@jknox7050]

Brendan looks like he sells protein shakes at the gym & also puts harnesses on people for the rock climbing wall 🤣

[@johnnie543]

Theo: The racist "S" word Shaub: What's the "S" word? Theo: I don't know!

[@AztecaAguilar04]

It's actually a racist word that's originally associated with "Puerto Ricans" Not "Mexicans"

[@brandonhightower5666]

Every time Schnapps makes fun of his own fight career is when he's at his best. That shit's funny. "I did knock out Cro Cop"

[@todd1222121]

Was great seeing Theo at Dustin’s fight. He looked more excited than Dustin was!!

[@wolfsblood6662003]

lol he looked like he wanted to fight he was so amped up.

[@Alejandrohernandez-cx2dn]

49:22 i died and spilled my coffee theo with those literal hitters LMAO

[@NASkeywest]

Brendan at first may seem like a Jock or kind of seem like a douche but he is pretty cool dude and I can tell hes the type of guy to have his friends back and be there for them.

[@prod.krxnic4294]

Idk why y’all think he’s a diuche anyway though someone inform me😂

[@WideAwakeHuman]

It's so funny when Theo acts embarrassed and upset when Kat talks about getting d-downed

[@taylortyler999]

Brendan could be 100% sure that the Earth was round and Theo could convince him it was flat.

[@ryanmonteith5480]

“I think we should stop technology” 😂

[@elliottjames671]

Brendan type of guy to have covered parking and still put up window shade.

[@alansanchez3993]

Thoroughly enjoyed this one! One of the better ones 😌 topics are relatable

[@reeceparker1236]

what is it with brendan and lot lizards... mentions them every episode😂😂

[@lamolambda8349]

It's just a word he likes maybe he saw it on trailer park boys or he heard one of his favourite calmedians say it and now must mention it as often as possible because in his mind that's how calmedy works

[@klassky17kingklassky81]

Reece Parker it’s his edgy buzz word.

[@jrmontoya4739]

That Wall Around Louisiana joke from Segura confirms our boy the Rat King did some dark arts on that Hungarian center pocket.

[@cruelkindness5544]

Trunk Muzik 3 is super dope

[@GraysonAB]

KATS and Bill Burr are the kings of Ad Reads