The moment when Hancock is fighting in jail: Hancock (HD CLIP)

[@Jake-d8d]

"Hey look, it's the indestructible guy who has super strength! I'd better go over and start a fight, I can't imagine anything that could go wrong with that plan"

[@overlordp.3758]

They didn't do well with the IQ test

[@djnoy842]

Lol!

[@jerometaperman7102]

My first thought as well but it does make a good movie scene. And this is basically a comedy.

[@papisage7569]

😂😂

[@xqq]

They think that he lost his powers because he got captured

[@calvinbethea3369]

One of the funniest scenes ever. And all of the horrified looks of disgust and disbelief on the extras faces, gold.

[@jonathanvogt4341]

Plus the guys laughing...making it even funnier

[@olliehopnoodle4628]

Even the look on Hancock's face was funny.

[@Seir]

@@olliehopnoodle4628 "Alright, maybe I did go a little too far."

[@silverpurkat]

My favorite part is the Sanford and Sons theme background music was a classic touch 🤣😂

[@olliehopnoodle4628]

@@Seir Perfect!

[@PresleyAtkinson]

Hancock's calmness made this scene even more hilarious . The way the inmates reacted sold it all, absolute gold lmao..

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Phone Stalker Jail Prison

[@GitSnik-i3m]

I did as well and I'm not Christian.

[@KryptoKn8]

​@@NazriBtf do you mean lies?

[@aspopulvera9130]

and like they no longer tried to even touch a single strand of his hair as if his venomous now lol

[@toddkes5890]

Before his action, Hancock was the center of attention. After his action, they were the centaur of attention

[@jamesjoe2048]

Let's be real, the thing that truly makes this scene splendid is the reactions of the other prisoners. It wouldn't be half as good without them reacting the way they did.

[@michaellarocca4879]

And the fact that they didnt show it happening, and then somehow hes half way across the room, being sickened by his own handiwork.

[@awilliams5007]

Then Will slapped him hard.....

[@train4905]

Agreed😊😊

[@andrekrapcha938]

Just like when the monkey came out the dude’s ass in Bruce Almighty!!

[@-bubby9633]

Honestly it's all kind of disgusting. If a man did this to a woman on film - even if she was awful or violent - it would be called out as disgusting, rape etc. But if it happens to men it's okay.

[@MrWillyWonka]

"Y'all fellas sure you wanna ride this train?" Such a badass line.

[@lizardopalominolavander9111]

And that nigga says and calls hancock an choo choo asshole

[@lizardopalominolavander9111]

1:18 he makes a headbutt to that big guy

[@venomark7883]

Pain train

[@timengineman2nd714]

and then the idiot says: Choo Choo M*th*r F*ck*r! (As someone else suggested that perhaps the Guards told all of the Inmates on that Cell Block that Hancock had lost all of his powers and then sat back and watched the monitors & eating popcorn, just to see what happened next!)

[@hairjordan8557]

He makes him the caboose in that train.

[@fred5422]

The Spanish guy crossing himself is absolute gold, I was dying laughing

[@spaceflight1019]

They did the same thing in "Bruce Almighty", just after a monkey came out of the guy's butt.

[@xenthia]

That's a genuine reaction to something like that, actually good writing lmfao

[@Isa1ahL33]

Especially that guy praying at 1:25.

[@freddykrueger709]

As a Spanish guy myself, I'm sure he was Hispanic American

[@Timbuktu407]

That’s the best part of the scene! That and the Sanford and Son theme! 😂

[@skyliner967]

Jason Bateman is pure gold in this scene. The way he so calmly says “we’re going to circle back to that” is straight up hilarious.

[@dang6832]

It’s funny when Jason says it but not Jen Psaki!

[@MikeLinPA]

He was great in the whole movie! I liked everyone's performance, but I loved jason Bateman's!

[@UseYourBrain.]

It's a Hollywood setup of Jen saki taki to use as though she's intelligent and in with the times.

[@ItsAllLove4Real]

I fell clean out🤣🤣🤣

[@haldyordan2316]

Jason didn't notice anything peculiar about his wife? Especially making love?

[@erwinschrodinger7116]

"We'll circle back to that" So perfect!

[@SuperKinahead]

The way the inmates reacted sold it all, absolute gold lmao.

[@IRLTheGreatZarquon]

The "Sanford and Son" theme playing as they were all freaking out was absolutely hilarious.

[@p3ter9000]

The guy crossing himself in horror was so great from the extra

[@juzoinui4627]

@@p3ter9000 I mean you would too after see that

[@mrj4082]

@@juzoinui4627 I wouldn't. I would've just laughed my ass off and be pronounced dead from dying of laughed

[@willie417]

@@p3ter9000 well after seeing that, might make anyone believe there's really a God

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

I love how Will Smith plays every scene in this movie like he’s having to come into work after only getting 3 hours sleep. It’s a great performance.

[@ChevyboyCaprice_]

Me too. I was just abouta comment about that, the way he acts, like he's not in the mood, but is trying to be polite 😂

[@lobo_solo214]

Like he about to do a 12 hour shift on sleep debt 😴 Well put

[@D_Connector]

@@lobo_solo214 🤣

[@bacon6899]

Hm. It appears as though we have very similar profile pictures

[@victoriaperez1166]

It’s definitely not Mai Tais on a beach …

[@jameswg13]

I just love Hancocks own reaction like " I regret doing this"

[@BlaneNostalgia]

He was like "What have I done..." haha

[@nurse425]

"OH, so THAT'S what happens"! LOL

[@michaelwilson6480]

That is a great look. A combo of, “this… might have been a bit much” and “shit… this is gonna cost me.”

[@everythingisawesome2903]

Something tell me that's the first time he has done that!

[@user-lx7vn5kf5v]

🏴‍☠️Bad Move 😆

[@cheyennemonger4522]

Between the inmates and the Stanford and son theme, this scene will never not be funny 😂😂😂

[@TragerM]

Sanford but close enough...

[@Big_Bag_of_Pus]

Haha, *Stanford*.

[@viperdemonz-jenkins]

the theme truly made it better.

[@RuanAntunes7]

This scene was hilarious. The fact that those prisoners thought they stood a chance is funny as hell

[@adri2shadow]

the tall guy was laughing at the end of the scene

[@joehenry9546]

The only thing I can imagine is maybe they thought he lost his powers, and that’s why he was in jail? Why else would they challenge him?

[@RuanAntunes7]

@@joehenry9546 makes sense I guess

[@Brian-qn7fn]

No it isn't. It is idiotic.

[@RuanAntunes7]

@@Brian-qn7fn but you see what you might lack is a sense of humour

[@heisafraid]

Not only did you pick a fight with a literal superhuman but he even warned you EXACTLY what was going to happen....

[@Mrcaremal5]

Yeah, and they should know Hancock does exactly what he says he's going to do.

[@judysmith-randle1558]

There is no cure...for stupid-!

[@Proteus3000]

Those dummies thought they could hurt the black superman.

[@David-vd7tu]

Exactly, but these assholes thought that he had some kind of device that made him super and it was now confiscated by the officers.

[@nat0106951]

yeah and they still wont believe that he can do something like that 😂

[@lakobause]

I'd like to imagine all those inmates did their time, got out of prison, got clean, got decent jobs, and became respectable members of society after seeing that.

[@KaiTheRedWarrior8244]

Oh they definitely did, wouldn't you if ya saw a guy shove someones head up another guys ass like it was nothing

[@ma_de_sa5848]

@@KaiTheRedWarrior8244 I think people are missing how that's sexual assault though. I know it's hard to sympathize with men being victims but to threaten men with rape/violence if they don't clean up isn't the way. They will just live in fear.

[@KaiTheRedWarrior8244]

They've probably done much worse

[@orangejuicesimpson7233]

@@ma_de_sa5848 So it's better they make everyone else live in fear of them?

[@CycolacFan]

I’d think all but two of them did…

[@elgamerpenca]

Give an Oscar to all of those extras. The horror faces were awesome lol.

[@mayureshrasam1708]

they were invited but they saw Will smith was there and Chris Rock was trying to pull out some fun .....so they left Early.

[@Mysticinvestigations]

It's possible they thought he lost his powers since he was in prison. They probably couldn't imagine someone volunteering to be jailed. Otherwise they were insane to confront him like that.

[@wolwerine0007]

Yes exactly why would man with super Human Powers willing volunteer to be jailed. I bet the they thought he lost his powers that's the only plausible expiation.

[@2bituser569]

@@wolwerine0007 Well, Superman has voluntarily been jailed before.

[@wolwerine0007]

@@2bituser569 Yes Agree. But it seems stupid to make beings with superpowers, obey the law. The fact that he has enough power to rule the world but instead the super Hero of his own free will chooses to go to jail. Is so Stupid. I think a Super Hero should follow his own rules like Deadpool.

[@venomark7883]

Even in the basketball court, where Hancock jumped over the fence to get the ball when the guards thought he was gonna escape but Hancock jumped back in the prison basketball court just to play basketball again

[@wolwerine0007]

@@venomark7883 There are those Dumb Hero's who follow orders and there are those who are above the Human Law.

[@joseyeastwood]

Jason Bateman asking Hancock did he shove a man’s head up another man’s butt had the whole movie theater crying 😂

[@iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729]

he`s voice is so straight and serious,,,,

[@katsungchan3599]

That has Marty Bird energy

[@pauldkb1700]

We're going to circle back to that 😅

[@pontiacGXPfan]

probably because he was a child star and nobody ever heard him cuss until now, but I seriously doubt that

[@derekmay8679]

That is gold lol 😆...to play it straight faced too ...

[@Muirton66]

The reaction of the fellow inmates is comedy gold.

[@ericwilson6994]

1:24 Did you know that you could kill a man or cannibal with sound alone in a locked room, oscillating decibels between 120 - 150 -- 180.... this would be unique way to put you cannibals to death..... one of your *****ing heads up another twats butt..... noted..... Michael

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Starting with 1:20

[@CoachTroyAtTateFitness]

Omg so hilarious!

[@sjgamingwarrio3448]

Definitely digging for some gold 😂

[@nickjaxon1317]

One of them started to vomit. Some are comprehending what they did wrong in their lives to witness this event 😂😂

[@Mrbeckwith1906]

The way Will looked and he’s the one that did it is priceless

[@meonkrishnanan5920]

The face he makes at 1:28 is great He conceptualized the threat but when he actually saw what it was in reality he was 100% grosses out

[@michaellarocca4879]

"this is what ive been getting drunk and doing to bad guys?... I belong here ..."

[@Tadashi2]

"That shit is nasty."

[@masonevanson2995]

Yeah I love that he also is like "fuck... man I didn't wanna do that...

[@insidiouspancake5590]

He’s seen a lot but I bet he’s never seen a human centaur before

[@masterkasidit2]

​@@masonevanson2995more like "That's worse than i was expected..."

[@ashcupcake66]

Hancock's calmness made this scene even more hilarious 😂😂😂

[@darlalathan6143]

Well, of course he's calm! He's invulnerable, flies and has super strength! What could a prison gang do to him??😅😆🤓😎

[@asanitationstompout8473]

Like a lion in a prison against worms and maggots

[@eluwoledare4512]

@@darlalathan6143 exactly. Who wouldn't be calm having those powers

[@ericwilson6994]

1:24 Did you know that you could kill a man or cannibal with sound alone in a locked room, oscillating decibels between 120 - 150 -- 180.... this would be unique way to put you cannibals to death..... one of your *****ing heads up another twats butt..... noted..... Michael

[@gilang26060]

Well once you pissed off the wrong guy you will not see the next day

[@steveberlack]

The part that gets overlooked is how Hancock calmly cuts a circle in the glass, pops it out, (CLEARLY demonstrating that he doesn't need to be there a second longer than he intends to), and asks: "how long did you say they wanted me in here?" 👀😅 #classic

[@JFrazer4303]

There was the time in Angel season 4 (2003) when they don't so much break Faith out of prison, but tell her that she no longer needs to stay, and is needed elsewhere.

[@wolfpile1]

Don't forget later when he accidentally throws the basketball over the fence. He just calmly jumps over, gets the ball, and then jumps back in.

[@Beezlie727]

Yea, so he's able to cut not just the glass but the wire reinforcement grid as well with his glass cuttin' fingernail. His nail clippers must be mo-fo's! 😂😂😂

[@zoriya7224]

Right. That's one of the reasons I love this movie. They actually think they can control and stop him from doing what he wants...😂

[@Beezlie727]

@View Bot Makes sense! 👍😂

[@sathyavithanala6211]

Prisoners reactions makes it way more hella funny 😂🤣🤣

[@mikemccown2057]

I'm still so annoyed to this day that they didn't make a sequel for this film, and didn't explore the rest of this world. Such a shame.

[@josephfootball8446]

They should call it Hancuck

[@nicksivert5431]

Some movies are better off being single.

[@carig121]

Only the first half was good in this movie, the second part was generic at best and the ending was lame, hard to think about a sequel.

[@billecker1243]

Yes, I would have loved to see a prequel when all of the people like Hancock were on earth.

[@Rockoblocko]

@@carig121 exactly. Maybe a new rated R version. But who cares now, there are way better characters.

[@bibby659]

I like how even the jail guards are like "bro shouldn't we stop him?" While the other guards probably like "bro, thats Highlander, did you not hear what he did in the other wing? Literally shoved a guys head up another guys ass, not even joking!"

[@corvus1221]

It would've been way worse if Homelander did the same thing

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

@@corvus1221 or worse, Omni-man

[@justinbryan6249]

@@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer Or equally worse, Injustice Superman. He's just as bad as Omni-Man and Homelander.

[@ericwilson6994]

1:24 Did you know that you could kill a man or cannibal with sound alone in a locked room, oscillating decibels between 120 - 150 -- 180.... this would be unique way to put you cannibals to death..... one of your *****ing heads up another twats butt..... noted..... Michael

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Or worse, Scorpion.

[@primosmith4866]

The expression on all of their faces, was priceless.

[@Assisi4]

Those two prison actors probably haven't lived this scene down even until today. 🤣

[@rusty7984]

Could be worse. They could be the actors in the Human Centipede movies. Least these were extras in a funny few seconds clip

[@Doorbuster456]

i love how even hancock is having trouble looking at what he did 🤣

[@acrsclspdrcls1365]

"I might've gone too far in a lot of places"

[@sharonmiller7213]

Fax

[@patrickhuot001]

He showed us how a centaur is made! 🤣

[@vishnu2407]

​@@patrickhuot001😂😂 broo

[@abhaydhiman8192]

“Guys I’ve got an incredible idea. Let’s challenge Superman to a fist fight!” The fact that he actually got that man’s head up there, respect XD

[@thisisnotachannel]

In real life, that would've resulted in some seriously BLOODY trauma!

[@NastyNas1608]

@@thisisnotachannel Not really the human anus is surprisingly elastic.

[@daddyderek425]

@@NastyNas1608 if you go slow, yes. But shoving someone’s head up there that quickly would tear his asshole in half

[@frostyguy1989]

If you make a threat, make sure you can follow through on it.

[@tc-tm1my]

@@NastyNas1608 it stretchers up to 8 inches in diameter. the human head isn't 8 inches.

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

The Sanford and Son theme music makes this scene all the more hilarious 😂

[@IdgaradLyracant]

Quincy Jones "The Streetbeater"

[@Nexus974]

It was a nice touch 😂

[@918DEATH]

Wow I just realized that after all these years lol

[@grovercleavland2698]

Idk who’s idea that was, but whoever’s it was, they deserve a pay raise.

[@Nasia-]

Ong☠️☠️

[@edwardpate6128]

The Sanford and Son theme really made it even better!

[@copee2960]

The Latino guy crossing himself kills me everytime.

[@TPixelAdventures]

"Ay dios mio..."

[@adri2shadow]

"Jesus Bendito"

[@zayedharoon3910]

Buhhaahhahahahaahaha

[@nachyomoney3598]

Father forgive me for what I have seen.

[@bushisahomo]

yo quiero taco bell

[@lokeshkumar-dq7yl]

It's just hilarious he continues talking in the receiver even after breaking the glass open 😂😂😂

[@redmessenger5191]

This is my responsibility. I thought everyone should know. We are imprisoned in a place whose slogan was freedom . New slavery , Don't Travel to the USA . Never even for a short time. if you have any special knowledge or skills or an invention , They will steal it from your mind . The US government initially used this method to identify people who intended to harm the United States . but today they use it for many purposes , including stealing information from people , stealing data from peoples minds . And many celebrities like Taylor Swift are helping to lure the US government . they'll see whatever you see you'll never have privacy even with your wife or girlfriend . they'll see whatever you think . when Taylor Swift said I use my best colors for your portrait means it's one of the newest things they're using it . Your silence will help them to do it again and again . They said don't say anything because of The USA . I want to take her to court . They want to pay me from $ 10,000 to $ 1,000,000 , but that was not the amount I asked for . Those are not only a songs . She ( Taylor Swift ) likes A writer of crime stories whose stories are completely real and who have committed all the murders . Taylor Adolf Hitler , Humans are not your laboratory mice . Taylor Swift is a secret Nazi .. She ( Taylor Swift ) likes A writer of crime stories whose stories are completely real and who have committed all the murders . I was used as a laboratory mouse to test new products............ #BidenisKiller #TaylorSwiftkiller

[@richa.s9912]

He slapped the glass after the glass disrespect Will Smith by blocking his speech.

[@richa.s9912]

But yes why still reusing the telephone receiver 📞 ?

[@gavinlamp5426]

Hancock: *Is bulletproof and can use a locomotive as a baseball bat* Prisoners: "Let's try to intimidate him."

[@ralphobrien1615]

Yeah that was a really bad plot hole I noticed too. They all realize what his powers are yet they try to intimidate him?

[@baneblackguard584]

to be fair they probably thought he had lost his powers.. I mean, why else would have ended up in prison. surely someone that still had superpowers wouldn't have just allowed themselves to be arrested and sent to prison.

[@NvrDieNvrSurrender]

People act surprised like inmates can't be foolish like this but they can... some years back we had an east coast mafia guy brought into our west coast jail on a hold out of New Jersey. We got 3 phone calls from 3 different state and federal agencies about him before he ever even made it into custody. I have dealt with plenty of bad guys including murderers but NEVER in my entire career did we have multiple agencies calling us ahead of time to tell us/warn us about anyone like that aging mafia guy. He was no small guy either, almost 6 and a half feet tall. Some inmates tried to "befriend" him, but he wanted nothing to do with it & just essentially swatted them away like annoying little flies telling them to f*ck off. I worked graveyard at the time which meant we passed the meds to the inmates & usually it was just one lone deputy in each unit. But not while the mafia guy was there, without me ever saying a word, the giant stoic former infantry Marine I worked with stood right next to me at the med cart. He never said a word about why he was there right next to me but I knew. It was unspoken but he knew that I knew. The aging mafia guy never gave us any problems and left not long after. But now I can't remember if it was the feds that picked him up or not...

[@mbpaintballa]

Prisoner: this guy lifted my car with me in it, ima mess him up. *kids, drugs are bad mkay*

[@timengineman2nd714]

@@baneblackguard584 Someone even suggested that the Guards told the Inmates that Hancock did lose all of his powers!!! Then pop some popcorn, and watched the Security Camera Monitors to see what happens next!!

[@GortatHere]

Bro , the Spanish guy praying at 1:27 on his knees will always get me 😂😂😂

[@DarkFactory]

That is what happens if you don't keep his wife's name out of your mouth

[@LallanAlexHockstetter]

Out your “FUCKIN” mouth you mean 😉

[@DeepSouthBayouDiesel]

😂😂😂👍😊

[@dhare07]

Ok now that's funny😂😂😂

[@anthonyivy1305]

Considering his Wife has cheated on him MANY times...and admitted to it, he does not really need to worry about her "honor"

[@dhare07]

@@anthonyivy1305 y'all really hate bw. It's really sad that you're truly happy being the most hate male in the planet. Men who actually build their communities get laws passed for the betterment of their people but not the bm. Unlike most men you compete against the ones who have you life. All groups murder their women but they don't go hunting them down just to do so. They are SWINGNERS. They cheat all the time. He just didn't expect her to have more fun than him because she's more desired than he his. They're equally evil too. But you'll see her and drag her. Y'all sick. And it's about to be rectified. Still ain't seen enough to know that there's a FORCE that's not playing with y'all. Ok. It's about to get louder.

[@DayDreamer1171]

This was the very first Will Smith movie I ever watched and I remember my parents taking me to see it in theaters and telling me about it also giving the "as long as you don't repeat anything" speech 😂 overall this is still one of my favorite movies

[@1x4]

Was the sex scene super awkward?

[@DayDreamer1171]

@@1x4 Yup I looked away until it was over though 😂

[@devinnall2284]

I'm just picturing your mom getting a call from the school "Excuse me Ms. Day Dreamer there's been an incident at school. Apparently your son shoved his bully's head up another child's ass and we need you to come down right away."

[@fairlady5556]

@@1x4 There was a sex scene? I don't remember that?

[@1x4]

@@fairlady5556 Near the beginning, a woman approaches Hancock and he takes her to his trailer and warns her to get off of him when he almosts ..Goes off... It's been years and years since I saw that scene, but you can look it up.

[@kedarraman6690]

Even Hancocks disgusted by what he did 🤣

[@JustSome1chillin]

Looked like he thought «I thought it would look funny if I did, but god damn.»

[@theyaden]

Well at least with one big display the rest of the inmates wouldn't try to harass him causing multiple other incidents after that.

[@jamesbizs]

@@theyaden harass him how? They literally can’t do anything to him.

[@theyaden]

@@jamesbizs Like they did in this scene. They can't harm him but they can certainly force him to move them aside. This one display of power effectively warned them in future to stay out of his way.

[@Apudurangdinya]

What have i done?

[@dr.zippymcscoots8725]

"were gonna circle back to that..." lols all day

[@azozyhd3166]

how is that funny

[@Okiedog1]

In his defense he was polite about it.

[@13youngtazz]

He really was

[@pamelacass9642]

Miss Manners would have been impressed!

[@EvelynL.1112]

Yeah, he did try to use "excuse me" and "please" to get them out of the way at first. He wasn't the one who wanted to start the fight first.

[@MichaelJW72]

And he gave them ample warning. Some folks just have to pee on the electric fence.

[@J_A_Niss]

I love how the scene transitions from tense to comedic in less than seconds while feeling neither out of place nor jarring.

[@theanimeandgameguy2305]

I love how the other inmates forgets he has super powers.🤣

[@raven4k998]

well they assumed he lost them and that's how they got HanCock in prison no one there thought Hancock would go willingly🤣🤣🤣

[@silverpurkat]

You fellas want to ride this train….. Choo Choo…. 🚂….Cue the Sanford & Sons song 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mr.beaver1232]

1:25 I absolutely love his reaction 😂😂

[@juzoinui4627]

You would be like that too after you saw that

[@jadonsilva8943]

And Hancock’s 1:29

[@brutustantheiii8477]

1:40 will NEVER NOT be hilarious

[@Rorschach97]

1:21

[@mr.beaver1232]

@@Rorschach97 8:08

[@Motoguzzi2231]

A seriously underrated movie.

[@hollywoodsaint57]

lol at underrated....I just remember thy shut down the 105 freeway on a Sunday and fk'ed up my day for filming this

[@blamitdsz]

@@hollywoodsaint57 So what?

[@Crusher888]

@@hollywoodsaint57 What does that have to do with being underrated ?

[@hollywoodsaint57]

@@blamitdsz that means FUCK filming if it interrupts a man's daily life who doesn't give a shit about lame ass film that promotes drunkenness and false hero icons there, Layman's terms so you can understand with your limited mental capacity

[@everythingisawesome2903]

@@hollywoodsaint57 No correlation

[@Alice.Morningstar]

I love that he doesn’t even care that he is literally able to just leave and no one can do anything about it.

[@erichanastacio9695]

For a long time that he's alone helping the humans, he just lost his mojo... he's burnt... doesn't care anymore. He doesn't care anymore wether the help he's providing gave good or crappy results. To separate himself from the public, he accepted jail term.

[@kjcorder]

Kind like the basketball scene when he pops out over the fence to get the ball then back in.

[@spartanalphamode2987]

Well that’s because when you are a Superman no one could do anything to you like if tank rounds just bounce off you and you can derail trains without a scratch I’d imagine no human could hurt him even if they pointed a Basuka at his face. 😂

[@dhanznroses7692]

I still love their reaction😂

[@derekgeriets5826]

"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me." Wrong movie, but still accurate af

[@friendlybendy2070]

Even more hilarious when this gets reused but changed up in guardians of the galaxy Rocket: Either you go through us or technically, WE GO THROUGH YOU

[@johnpaulosalto5685]

Rorschack

[@adolphgracius9996]

more accurate actually

[@jaiprakashhonhaga]

This is , Hitman line

[@airebornstyle1149]

@@jaiprakashhonhaga it's Watchmen but hey close enough

[@HostileTakeover2]

The Sanford & Sons music is what killed it for me 😂

[@jony3775]

I loved it too, but I couldn’t quite understand why they picked that particular sitcom. Was there some reference I’m missing, or was it just lighthearted music to put the whole theme of that show in our minds?

[@DustinIsDriving]

Let’s bully the guy that can fly… he could go wrong… the Samson n son music was perfect 😂

[@kylebrumbalow1370]

Sandford and son

[@DVW1983]

@@kylebrumbalow1370 Sanford and Son

[@davless152000]

Tbh this scene looks like it was filmed the same place as fast 8 and deadpool 2

[@Blighted_Ashes]

Sandford and Son

[@DVW1983]

@@Blighted_Ashes Really? Come on. Just Google it.

[@Dru_York]

“I put some.. .. MOST of you in here” 😅😅

[@zgmf-x20astrikefreedom21]

I like how hancock was also in the sidelines as if he isn't responsible for making a 'centuar' out of those two 😂

[@toddkes5890]

Before his action, he was the center of attention. After his action, they were the centaur of attention

[@adamsosa]

Weirdly calmer in jail than at the oscars 😂

[@seanjackson6440]

1:25 exactly 😂😂😂💯💯💯

[@icepick976]

" AagHhh!! "

[@xara505]

The first half or so of this movie is awesome. Great humor and good pacing. Then it falls apart.

[@jessicachafoya3747]

Hancock’s face at 1:28 😂

[@zennvirus7980]

Even he thought he may have gone a little too far.

[@g1y3]

1:48 aswell

[@reidabney9005]

That's makes the hole scene

[@ericwilson6994]

1:24 Did you know that you could kill a man or cannibal with sound alone in a locked room, oscillating decibels between 120 - 150 -- 180.... this would be unique way to put you cannibals to death..... one of your *****ing heads up another twats butt..... noted..... Michael

[@joe-johncastles141]

That look of *aw, that's just embarrassing*

[@randallrona9618]

To this day, that scene made still laughing. 😆😂🤣 1:18 Plus that Sanford and Son theme though. 🤣🤣🤣

[@hazelb8137]

Even Hancock was like ,"yeah that's fkd up" at 1:28 😂😂😂

[@allaboutsboyzz4737]

This kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZC8koiHf6aEibc .

[@narutony1916]

I love how Hancock is like "Look what you made me do. I dont like doing that."

[@David-zu7hj]

Ha ha yeah, and some people always need to go to the asshole

[@russellwalts4260]

I have rewatched this a bunch of times. The big reaction is when the camera pans to the Latino. Closed eyes and twisting his head from side to side, mouthing unspeakable words of absolute horror and a place of no return. HILARIOUS AND YES BEYOND THE SCOPE OF COMPREHENSION.........

[@MegumiHayashida]

This part kills me everytime bruh 💀

[@Mr.Winterz]

I am amazed at what people find funny and mind blowing.

[@russellwalts4260]

For me, it's not the actual portrayal but the setup lines uttered and reaction of hardened criminals getting their minds blown. We have all heard people threaten to break their foot off or heard someone say to another to get their head out of someone's rear. This is the first time I've seen it portrayed. ITS not the actual visual but the dialog before and the reaction of hardened criminals shutting down and experiencing a morbid life changing event. Everyone kept calling him a a-hole and he had a unbelievable response. so welcome to make believe and they pulled it off in a funny just way........

[@tayeeinthacut9661]

@@Mr.Winterzit really is funny tho 😂😂😂

[@Mr.Winterz]

@@tayeeinthacut9661 funny if you are under the age of 8 sure. But at 40, it's a re-run gage seen a million times.

[@jonathancummings6400]

I thought they believed he somehow lost his powers which is why he was in prison. However he hadn't. Luckily for them Hancock had a nasty temper but wasn't Netflix's Punisher, or Watchmen's Rorschach. They knew what superbeings should do with prison scum that threaten or attack them. Hilarious scene!

[@lolong5976]

Given John bernthel's punisher I think he would've managed to make some damage to Hancock even though he is a human being lol.

[@melodynamic95]

@@lolong5976 Idk why you're so sure about that

[@lolong5976]

@@melodynamic95 I'm joking. But if you have seen the tv show then you'll know. Cause he is literally shown to be a superhuman. His power increases when he is on the verge of death. Not to mention his psychotic temper and resistance to physical pain. So he probably would've managed to scratch Hancock at least

[@timengineman2nd714]

As someone else suggested: Perhaps the Guards told all of those inmates that Hancock did lose his powers!!! (Then crowded around the TVs that had that Cell Blocks security cameras on them, just to watch the fun!)

[@barscotch]

Oh I absolutely LOVED Rohrshach's prison scenes. "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you; Y O U ' R E L O C K E D I N H E R E W I T H M E ! ! !"

[@Thane26]

Can’t blame him he did give them a warning 😂

[@michaelhaynes6509]

If you don’t move your head is going up his ass.

[@juicepirate8175]

He gave them like 4 chances to rethink what they were doing. He was even polite sooo…😆

[@nolanharvey2513]

I SWEAR this is literally for me one if not THE funniest scene in the movie. It was all those inmates faces that always make me lose it! EDIT: THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES! most I’ve ever gotten! ;))

[@Praise___YaH]

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[@ericwilson6994]

1:24 Did you know that you could kill a man or cannibal with sound alone in a locked room, oscillating decibels between 120 - 150 -- 180.... this would be unique way to put you cannibals to death..... one of your *****ing heads up another twats butt..... noted..... Michael

[@nolanharvey2513]

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[@ericwilson6994]

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[@edschramm6757]

Somehow the look on Hancock's face leads me to believe he's never actually followed up on that particular threat

[@firingallcylinders2949]

As funny as this scene is, he obviously put them there and they would have seen what he was capable of. Why would they think they could take him?

[@mayankpatel1111]

Because they didn't knew who Hancock was as they may have been in the jail for a long time. Or maybe they knew him & also knew that he's surrendered himself for applying good behavior so that's why they were tryna poke him , but the fact is you never test a savage neghga no matter how good he behaves.

[@Nematoda4ever]

they probably think since Hancock now in jail, it mean he lose his power and the police could arrest him well, since they're in jail, they not that up to date about the news... lol

[@borisp9163]

Because its stupid script

[@XZaapryca]

Lazy writing.

[@fjficm]

Yes my first thoughts too buttttttt let me play Devils advocate. Maybe they thought that if he still had his powers, he wont be in there by his own free will. So i suspect they might have a rumour mill going around that it might be the case or that his powers are significantly diminished. Hence the confrontation in a big group. However, if the writers wanted us to think that, at least give a 2 min segment showing the inmates talking about this and convincing each other that it was the case.

[@starwind3651]

1:12 the short bald guy right of Hancock is the guy from Pirates of the Carrabian 😂

[@Doorbuster456]

i love how soon as hancock handled his choo choo problem everybody cleared out his way _quick_ with they hands up like "on me dawg i told em not to do it i swear" 😭

[@Walkingadversity]

Wow. Chris Rock really got off easy

[@CyvereNato]

Lmfao I knew I'd find one of these.

[@blahblah6227]

Unfunny

[@bop923]

@@blahblah6227 Find some humor, that was gold!

[@marcusbell-dixon4733]

This should be top comment

[@jraypena9972]

@@CyvereNato daedass

[@th3blackghost214]

I didn't know centaurs were locked up in prison 😂

[@SandsOfArrakis]

More like Mentaurs 😂

[@curtiskretzer8898]

Hancock's cringe expression

[@foodmr2022]

Hahwhaha

[@wesleyperson3402]

The Sandford And Son theme was the perfect touch for that scene 🤣🤣. There should have been an old man looking like Fred Sandford saying "That's what happens when you try and pick a fight with a guy with super powers, DUMMY"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@technewsfortechnoobs]

This film got so much hate, but it was quietly brilliant. I mean seriously...how do you even begin to think you are going to pick a fight with the strongest, most indestructible guy in the room and NOT end up with someones head going up someone else's ass!?!? Besides, this film really was all about teaching the importance of morals and ethics to kids. For example...hr told the guy what would happen if he didn't move. Now how is that showing that a man should always keep his promise if he backed down? Integrity is so important in prison after all. :)

[@Madcat6204]

The film was fine until the second half. Or last third. Or whatever portion of the film it was where they completely lost the plot.

[@theleap2946]

I think the final third of the film is what people generally dislike. Up until the past relationship reveal it was a pretty authentic deconstruction. Then it just became a bunch of contrivances.

[@ahuskyplaythough3826]

@@theleap2946 Well there is a Simple Explanation for this, The Head writer of the Movie Quit in the Second Half of the Movie, So Someone Else had to Replace Him.

[@cortesacrawford]

The 1st half was great. It went down the shitter after Charlize had powers and that story started. The movie went though development hell. It had like 6 different directors, 4 writers. It's a miracle the 1st half was as good as it was. The whole movie was turning Hancock into this comic book hero. I wish the 3rd act was realizing he doesn't need to be that perfect comic book caricature. He can be himself and still be hero. Ending with him somewhere in between his drunkard and hero self.

[@mzhappyfree7688]

I was hoping for a second one

[@MoldRoss]

The frowning angry guys face always gets me 😂

[@CoachTroyAtTateFitness]

I know right! Lol 😂

[@lancewilson7768]

Best Will Smith movie. This scene always cracks me up. It's the reactions of the other prisoners before the reveal that really does it for me. Great movie.

[@KingCeee]

One of the best

[@tristan7844]

Yes independece day..bad boys..he has so many

[@13buthead]

This movie is fun but come on. He has at least 10 movies better.

[@thunderbolt9797]

The Sanford and Son theme playing while 2 guys were a human centipede against their own will was an absolute golden song choice for that scene. 😂

[@talibadams7489]

Hancock made a minotaur with those two guys! 😂

[@Dana-nv4ej]

Centaur

[@StormRaid417]

He is such a good actor in every movie he does. Makes it so believable. Even though I was so yough when this came out it was definitely one of my favorite childhood movies. Can't believe my parents let me watch this.

[@lnsflare1]

Well, maybe not so good in After Earth, but there's only so much you can do with that material.

[@StormRaid417]

@S w I was a kid. My imagination would believe anything at a yough age.

[@bmw328igearhead]

Naw.... Genesis Man, AfterEarth, and bad boys 3 were all garbage. The new take on Fresh Prince is also horrifically gay.

[@lnsflare1]

@S w I mean, that's not really an issue with his acting. Plus, we didn't see how much damage was done to the guy that got the insertion, only that it looked incredibly painful.

[@pamelacass9642]

@@lnsflare1 Well, he was trying to be encouraging to his son in that movie. At 6, Jaden did well in "The Pursuit of Happyness"; who knew he'd crap out at 7???

[@willysantos6711]

1:47 hey, they started It.

[@nobiazcustomsinc5030]

the guy at 1:25 KILLS ME everytime i see this scene lol

[@tayeeinthacut9661]

It look like he was on the ground grieving someone’s death 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stanmo4331]

I had tears I was laughing so hard! Even better since you can see this coming the whole time! Every fiber of your being is going "No!! Don't do this stupid thing!!" "Ok, go do it!" LOL!

[@FredericFreedom]

"we're gonna circle back to that" 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@spaceflight1019]

I wondered where Psaki got that from...

[@principalblock2447]

@1:13 Hancock: "Y'all fellas sure you wanna ride this train?" Subtitles: "choo, choo, a*****e" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@viniciusmagnoni6492]

Peter played the harmonica through his ass to that music.

[@ayokay123]

The Sanford & Son theme music is just so perfect for this scene, including its timing.

[@ralan350]

The only reason they remotely thought this might work is if the reason he was in jail was that he had lost his powers

[@The-Deadite]

Tbh most the kind of guys who land in jail are pretty fucking stupid tbh, some of them do the dumbest/most awful shit out of machismo

[@asagoodfriend]

And they thought he was joking! 😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious as hell!

[@VARJAGAMINGENTERTAINMENT]

They're stupid 😂😂

[@TangomanX2008]

Yep. He didn't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way.

[@reyzapata9375]

Hahaha.!. This scene never gets old. And it’s hella funny.!.🙀😂🙀

[@AaronSmith-my2dh]

I don’t care what the critics say, this was a great movie and it deserved a sequel!!!

[@fanbeatsman]

I feel like it was one of those movies where the parts were great individually but they didn't ever fully come together. If it felt just a bit more coherent in its vision I think it'd be more well-regarded.

[@nadhiffathin8309]

It has a sequel🎉

[@harrisonfairchild7913]

1:20 .Y’all remember HE WARNED YOU

[@patrickezuma7140]

Should've had a sequelwith an R rating this had so much potential. He's basically got the attitude of Wolverine but with Superman powers

[@gregorylevi1826]

Exactly.

[@christianalexander579]

Every movie doesn't need a sequel and this movie failed

[@shanegiggles2108]

it failed after he left the prison. was going somewhere intell he left. just ran out of steam and became a massive dump

[@eklektikTechno]

Even Hancock was looking like damn! Wasn’t expecting it to look that nasty! 😁

[@GalenMarek1988]

That face @1:40 reminds me of the life cereal commercial: "Hey Mikey! I think he likes it!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@biggunna8863]

0:32 He looking at Hancock like “you think” 😂

[@luanmustafa4878]

Sisijs

[@jcmat9917]

OH, GOD!! Between the outcome of the scene itself, everyone’s horror and the Sanford & Son theme in the background… THAT WAS PRICELESS!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@cuentaoficialmentesinnombr3613]

Imagine being the prison doctor and *that* comes into your office

[@caolanmcflynn2412]

I know they were pissed at him for putting them in prison but what did they think they could do against him

[@t0m653]

Probably stare him to death I guess.

[@jeromewagschal9485]

@@bottlerocket3218 It's like trying to take on Superman...These idiots must have thought they could just attack him all at the same time... They're lucky he only did...This...And it's not like he didn't ask them politely...

[@MrKogline]

Thinking they can take him is stupid. The reason they were most likely in prison was because they did something stupid. I speculate they are stupid.

[@pilgrim3387]

It's not real lads.

[@NeoFromXbox]

@@pilgrim3387 What gave it away genius

[@joshuaolsen6509]

It's gonna take me a while not to be bitter that we didn't get a sequel. Absolutely LOVED this movie.

[@winterspirit3734]

Before this BTS Guard 1 : Hey I heard Hancock is getting locked up here. Wouldn't it be funny if we start saying he lost his powers? Let's see what happens. Guard 2 : Let's do it! Later* Guards: Damn so this is what happens. Guess we went too far. 🤪 By the look Hancock gives pretty sure that's his 1st time doing that or seeing that too. That guy 1:25 starts praying 🤣

[@spaceflight1019]

Started praying just like the guy in "Bruce Almighty" when a monkey came out of his rear.

[@jamestyson458]

I remember when me, my mom, and my sister went to see this movie. That was the greatest laugh I ever had in the theater.

[@curtisljordanjr7273]

I couldn't even stop laughing when I saw this & everybody n the the theater couldn't either 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tristan7844]

Omgggg i can imagineeee...the way he nodded when the lawyer asked him the question of what he did...🤣🤣🤣