the most boring man in america: teddy vs amy vs jake | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

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The most boring man in America is here: it's Teddy and the best of his misadventures with Jake and Amy. Whether he's scheming to take down the Nine-Nine, break up our fave couple or just kick back with a Pilsner, it's here. What comp do you want to see next? Let us know in the comments!
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From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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[@jakehodges7627]

“First of all, there’s nothing inherently creepy about a wall of Amy photos” is definitely Teddy’s best line

[@thedream6088]

ikr

[@legatzan5538]

Nice profile picture

[@random_kid_on_youtube]

@@legatzan5538 Because you have the same😂😂

[@AverageWaffleEnthusiast]

“A-skibby-skop-skoop this is super uncomfortable” is jakes best

[@K-11609]

“Jazz”

[@bigfunjoshieb]

I love that Teddy is initially just a normal nice guy who grows gradually more psychotic as the show went on

[@lightningmanmatthew]

Flanderization strikes again.

[@THERSC216]

The breakup was the start of his psychotic obsession

[@bbaby_driverr]

literally everyone that dates Amy can’t get over her

[@romanvercier3556]

I’m not dating her and i can’t get over her eitheir

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

It kind of makes me think of Will Ferrell’s ex-girlfriend on “The Other Guys,” but Teddy is WAY less extreme.😳

[@mrmicro3183]

Fellow doggo

[@umaruffa7779]

I wouldn’t either

[@nont18411]

Well she is the most beautiful woman on the planet so…

[@bushidotestu1997]

Kind of surprised he was never revealed to be a serial killer cause let’s be honest that dude had that kind of energy

[@merijn4440]

Nah dude, that'd make him interesting haha

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

@@merijn4440 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@venus_e]

he’s too boring for that

[@premiumheadpats4150]

I love these comments.

[@rocketgroot4311]

*when the comment section has just as much sass as the characters in the show*

[@romxxii]

I love how Teddy tries to "un-boring" himself by travelling, but the only thing he eats in Belgium is spaghetti

[@PokemonPrince_]

Yeah as someone from Belgium i know that eating dpaghetti is not one of the interesting things to do there

[@noone9177]

But that’s the catch. He is so boring that even when actively trying to be “cool” he remains boring and plain. Who goes to Belgium for spaghetti?! If you wanted a mind blowing pasta related experience you would go to Italy. Teddy going to Belgium and still thinking spaghetti is the best they had to offer and the most exiting thing in the entire trip is just another proof of how incapable of being cool Teddy is. He’s just boring.

[@romxxii]

@@noone9177 thanks for typing more words to say the exact point I was making.

[@Xylarxcode]

@@PokemonPrince_ What's even crazier is that Teddy is known to love Pilsner, a kind of beer that is very popular in Belgium. Like, he could have just amplified a hobby he already had and combine it with his travels to Belgium by talking about their beers. Something they're actually known for. But no. He picked spaghetti of all things.

[@kimberlainwatson6266]

“Every time you shake me I see it floppin’ around” 😂😂😂

[@clinschacko9772]

I rewatched that part at least 5 times😂

[@erwinrommel587]

Which episode was that I can't remember

[@Mary-uq4ww]

Every time I look at his face during that bit I just can’t stop laughing

[@SaCa3kO]

@@erwinrommel587 The Audit Season 4, Episode 13

[@patriktuomaala160]

Teddy is the main villain of the series

[@oylesinebirhesap2952]

Actually no, even he saved their life. Jake insisted there were no bombs at the wedding. But Teddy didnt want to take the risk and said to Jake they had to check everywhere. And he was right, the bomb was in the vent. So technically 99 owes their life to Teddy lol 😂😂

[@YellowFlash34]

I hate teddy never stops proposing to amy if i was jake i would punch him in the face

[@shadypixel4478]

Wunch does not compare

[@kontinued5823]

@@YellowFlash34 chill out its just a show

[@Random-mt2hi]

no, Vulture

[@the_sockdolager]

That last proposal always makes me laugh super hard. The arms swaying as he thinks about if he should do it or not then goes for it, it's just pure gold.

[@chocolateiguess1613]

Bro i read that as "always makes me super hard"💀i was confused, concerned and weirldy intrigued😭

[@the_sockdolager]

@@chocolateiguess1613 I would be too💀

[@Bubaiel]

😂

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Something tells me Teddy’s therapist didn’t tell him to stop trying to get over Amy.😑 (Unless the therapist was tired of Teddy talking about it).

[@melisamerc3545]

His therapist told him to just give up getting over Amy 💀

[@alicat7633]

His therapist dated Amy and knows that she’s impossible to get over.

[@highrhino]

I would bet he bored the therapist so much they told him that so he would stop coming back.

[@nikhilnagpal595]

🤣🤣

[@kumarcgowda]

Teddy bored the therapist with pilsners.

[@Lotimis]

Would you rather marry amy or have an unlimited supply of pilsners? Teddy:

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Lol...

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Teddy.exe has stopped working

[@katie-st8nx]

He did stop drinking them...

[@quinn7815]

Teddy: or

[@lilymcindoe2291]

The fact Jake was side eyeing teddy in the first scene is so cute

[@RenDoric]

I swear, Teddy is a secret energy vampire.

[@whenrileyplans]

definitely

[@whatever96]

🤣🤣🤣👏

[@aarushigupta2985]

Collin Robinson finally has a nemesis after Evie.

[@alex.-__.]

Oh my god it’s genius

[@theindiancop]

Accurate af

[@badenclosson8195]

I love his random proposals; I am kinda surprised that he never used pilsners to propose 😂

[@dylansickinger545]

“I started traveling, to Belgium, they have the best spaghetti.” Is my favorite Teddy line

[@oylesinebirhesap2952]

Actually most of people dont like Teddy but I like him because he saved their life. If you remember, Jake insisted there were no bombs at the wedding. But Teddy didnt want to take the risk and said to Jake they had to check everywhere. And he was right, the bomb was in the vent. So technically 99 owes their life to Teddy lol 😂😂

[@angusmarch1066]

Teddy is a cool enough dude. He seems like a good cop and he isnt the first person to become obsessed with Amy after being with her. And we cant all be interesting. I just hope he someday off screen is able to get over her and live his life.

[@carlai.garcia5435]

Probably Because he planted the bomb…. To stop the wedding….

[@vijayraghavan9558]

@@angusmarch1066 I feel like the "offscreen" implies that you're not interested enough to see if he gets over her?

[@JCaesar71306]

Okay, while it is true he did that, he did it with the intent of getting the wedding called off. His motivation was corrupt, so he doesn't deserve praise.

[@MatildaV1980]

@@vijayraghavan9558 well, the series is over, so we’ll never see it anyway.

[@SallyBMcgill]

I like Teddy, he’s just so unbelievable

[@HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos]

Do not be fooled everyone. Sally B. Mcgill is actually Teddy. You can tell because it was an incredibly boring comment.

[@ferrypanda]

@@HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos Omg this made me burst out laughing 😂

[@NehaSingh-qo5tu]

@@HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos destroyed in seconds xd

[@Bubaiel]

@@HeyHeyDoYouLikeTacos YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DESTROY THEM LIKE THAT 😂

[@eggman_-]

Ah yes teddy the man low enough to propose to a happily married women

[@liannem.1438]

* while pregnant 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@liannem.1438]

the happily married woman, that is, not Teddy🥲

[@asifrahman60]

He's funny but not a good person.

[@MerBearStare]

Are we sure that Teddy isn't an energy vampire?

[@predetor911]

😂😂😂Energy vampire, that’s so accurate. Good one.

[@Biriba666]

He's best friends with Collin Robinson

[@rochelleneal5875]

🤣🤣

[@RJTheCerealGuy]

Your dead your dead your dead, your dead and out of this world

[@justinthislife]

He would drain Colin Robinson.

[@miawithah6907]

I can't get over how happy Jake looked when Amy said she wanted to break up with Teddy and again when he find out that Amy liked him.

[@mueedhassan2270]

I've never laughed this loudly at a single dialogue i.e. "every time you shake me i see it flopping around" XD Jake spiraling about jakey things

[@stinkydramakid1604]

i had no idea what pilsners were until Teddy was introduced lol

[@bibbidibobbidibitch]

I HAD to search it up

[@blokvader8283]

Same here, mans created the most boring beverage for himself

[@DIGITALGH05T]

i like a beer, im not even a heavy drinker (used to be once a week but currently inbetween jobs so its more like twice a month) but even then its like, modelo, asahi, tsingtao, that one taiwanese brand that makes mango beer, sake, vodka, cocktails, i can't imagine just sticking to not even just 1 alcoholic drink but only 1 type of beer, what would even be the point in drinking by then lmao i cant imagine drinking beer to get drunk unless your at a bar and either sad or looking for an absolute rager with some friends/fellow sports fans, none of which teddy falls into...maybe sad...i mean he isn't sad but he IS like...sad

[@naturekate1995]

They forgot the season finale where Jake thought Amy left him for Teddy. That was funny.

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

“ I’d kills for the pils” , I love teddy. I’m glad they got him to play teddy. He plays the world’s boringest person perfectly lol. Love his boringness it always makes me laugh since he’s so oblivious at first haha. Love the stake out episode when they have too go to jazz brunch “That’s spring break teddy” “Hey guys it’s me teddy from jazz brunch “ - like neither of them knew him lol.

[@blokvader8283]

Has the same energy as "Hello Kevin, it's me Raymond Holt."

[@Bubaiel]

I accidentally read this as “I’m so glad I got to play him” and I got so excited for a second because I thought the actual Teddy is here 😂

[@samstern2042]

Glad that none of the main characters got badly flanderized like Teddy

[@spiralyt309]

Characters like Teddy are fine being flanderised because they’re not really important. Plus he only became flanderised when he wasn’t important to the plot

[@lam8138]

I feel like holt started to in the later seasons but it’s not egregious

[@lizyard3989]

i feel like rosa was slowly but definitely flanderized

[@samstern2042]

I like to think of that as character development for Holt and Rosa to open up and relax more

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@lam8138 Not really, Holt has layers. He became more and more unhinged but he's still emotionless robot most of the times...)))

[@lalala01204]

"A skibby bop scoop this is really uncomfortable"🎶 the bests line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@teddydanielson4225]

I was excited when I first watched the show and found a character with my name, then I found out he’s boring as hell. At least I can relate to him…

[@masterdon187]

you even look like him wth

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

@@masterdon187 no need to diss him bro

[@user-qw9fq9vb5c]

@@masterdon187 not needed bro. Anyone would be excited to see a character with their name in a good show.

[@sreeharivenat8002]

You know you're boring when nerdy Amy says you're boring 😂

[@kagekun1198]

It just hit me that Jake's long "Oh nooooooooooooo..." is the same kind of fake "Oh no" Amy did when she saw her brother being arrested.

[@THERSC216]

4:49, Jake doing that was golden lol

[@avalin9164]

“no matter where we are it’s always sam diego” kills me everytime

[@definitelynotamuse4127]

Comedy bites just loves the wedding ep and they'll try to incorporate it into every vid...Love that :)

[@redwardranger7034]

Teddy might be boring but you gotta admit telling your girlfriend you wish she was not there while you're saying you're inlove with another woman is ballsy.

[@abbyhayes9764]

Teddy’s gf is Wendy from Parks and Rec XD

[@rickylafleur9855]

Same creators

[@sethl5451]

She’s also in Good Place. The Schurniverse is real

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

he's the type of guy that finds a paper cup to be the most interesting creation to be invented

[@JuMixBoox]

I once went to a museum and one of their "abstract sculptures", undoubtedly super expensive, was just a metal plate on the floor. The description said that it was meant to resemble a coffee cup that was flattened after lying on the ground for some time. It's good that that alone was hilarious because otherwise, it might have been the most boring sculpture in the world (except for the other ones by the same artist that were also there.)

[@MrGhostTheBigRoast]

@@JuMixBoox was it a solid metal plate or a donut shape because that's a famous topology joke. 'the topologist dunked his coffee cup into his donut' or some variation of that.

[@JuMixBoox]

@@MrGhostTheBigRoast Nope. Just a plain metal plate on the ground. No joke or anything.

[@keeshiabrie]

We saw the actor who plays Teddy in the cast list of the final episode... Comedy Bites I see what you’re doing 👀

[@nont18411]

The highlight is Caleb

[@katherinebaker6888]

‘I brought you a coffee.’ ‘Oh thank you. I’m just gonna put my left hand on the stroller… and my right hand grabs the cup… and my mouth do the sipping.’ ‘Whhaaatttt is happening?’ ‘My broken brain won’t talk to my body so I’m doing it. *Blink* 😂😂

[@TabbyeLynne]

That poor waitress 🤣🤣🤣

[@smilessmileback]

Honestly, it might have been uncomfortable but I 100% guarantee she told the other waiters and they were all watching intently to make the shift go by faster or at least be a bit more interesting.

[@Mr_Kiwi]

‘Every time you shake me I see it flopping around’

[@celiac.8509]

Sofia slapping Jake is one of the funniest moments in the whole show idc 💀

[@huynguyenquang7435]

he is the man of focus, commitment, sheer will.

[@soumyasingh160]

Oh my god I am the flash when it comes to watching boring men and peraltiogo

[@nmouning3916]

Third day of me asking for a video of "Gina and Amy vs April and Ann" until @comedybites makes a video of it

[@Baababaadu]

I fully support thus endeavour

[@sohumkhaladkar136]

Teddy and Mark would get along perfectly

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

they would be besties

[@emmaray6215]

Who is Mark again? Edit: Oh, Mark Brendanoquits.

[@Delta21OnYT]

The thumbnail really be like: graphic design is my passion

[@danielle_in_distress]

When you realize Amy took Rosa's advice, and then made jake's bomb joke in her vows

[@luziel3071]

Rosa talking to her body because her brain won’t do it anymore is my favourite thing about that whole episode

[@starseer73]

one of the only character flanderizarions that i love

[@premiumheadpats4150]

Seeing Rosa THAT tired is hilarious. 🤣 Also, wow. He really had no idea what to do there.

[@georgeandfriendsadventures5073]

I’ll give you someone more boring: Mark Brandanowicz

[@ddlovesjc1]

Facts!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Mia.S13]

Yes he was so boring Ben was 100 times better

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

At least he knew how to take no for an answer

[@jasmine511]

More like Brandano-quits

[@ddlovesjc1]

@@jasmine511 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@mishazakra]

"As a lawyer, it's my duty to tell you 'shh'" I CNATTTT

[@LilKrazy9292]

I love the comedic timing of this dialogue🤣

[@mobo5845]

“Oh Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” -Jake Paralta

[@annaevans834]

4:48 : Introverts in social situations

[@georgiegan]

He is so boring that it can be considered a super power.

[@angusmarch1066]

Teddy is right about trams tho. They are dope.

[@baron9676]

"Some long nights of intense...." Had me in the first half.

[@mitsunitaiko1742]

You need Teddy to appreciate how great Jake is as a partner Mainly, he couldn't accept in season 2 how Amy dumps him so he tried to make her change her choice every chance he got, while Jake respected Amy's choices and didn't try to do anything while she was dating him Teddy also claims that Jake stole Amy from him, where Jake perfectly knows she doesn't belong to anyone and she's free to make her own decisions. That should sound like the perfectly natural opinion *because it is*, but way too many people are still like Teddy Be a good guy, be like Jake

[@heatherstephenson3559]

Yes to all of this, thanks so much for posting this, I wonder if Teddy was an extreme example of the not so nice 'nice' guy trope as he didn't respect Amy's feelings or choices and didn't respect Jake and Amy's relationship or the women he dated after Amy (I still kinda wish he hadn't been in the finale and can't get over him proposing when Amy was so happily married and pregnant with Jake's kid and Teddy was married with a kid on the way), whereas Jake was always supportive of Amy's choices, feelings and dating life and respected that she was her own person with agency. Just hoping that guys take a page out Jake's book about respecting women and being a kind, supportive, amazing partner and follow his example and learn from him and not from T*ddy.

[@mitsunitaiko1742]

@@heatherstephenson3559 not to mention how he says Jake "stole" Amy from him. Like, no??? She's a human being who doesn't belong to anyone so you can't steal her??? And she has her own preferences and makes her own choices??

[@heatherstephenson3559]

Ikr, Teddy sucks so much, omg, I wish more guys were like decent, respectful, caring allies like Jake/Andy Samberg.

[@mitsunitaiko1742]

@@heatherstephenson3559 I'm 100% sure Teddy spends his afternoons on Twitter "joking" about women having too much freedom because he totally sees girlfriends as legal properties with no emotion

[@heatherstephenson3559]

Yeah, it was so annoying and rude how he talked about Jake breaking them up when it was totally Amy's decision to end things because Teddy wasn't a good boyfriend and Jake was supportive because he's the best.

[@gudduentertains]

Teddy is such a lover boi ❤️

[@HikaruKun20]

Maybe Amy should’ve just had a normal chat about her and Jake, maybe that would’ve put Teddy off from the stroller

[@jamiefors5062]

Code camp 😂😂😂😂 brilliant

[@lspr215]

That face andy has when saying noooooo is that not a joker face or what

[@noahfopma5860]

"Intense memorizing"

[@caryllmatilac2614]

Rosa directing her body to move is my most favorite Rosa moment from this show.

[@toddgaak422]

"Every time you shake me, I see it flopping around" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CalixtoErico]

I love him.

[@lmorg82]

lmao the description: yawning my way thru this edit 💀

[@shadowspector3611]

How is it that the most boring character in the show is also one of the funniest? XD

[@daddy7982]

i unironically, absolutely love Teddy

[@julieistasschubert4876]

As a member of the people in Belgium, we hereby thank you, Teddy, for complementing our spaghetti.

[@freddyp8804]

This makes me want a pilsner!

[@keamogetswetabile3333]

Belgium has the best spaghetti 😁

[@sebwallace2441]

is it just me or did u guys notice the little new zealand on teddys patch when he was in the bomb squad suit

[@PaddyRoon7]

"I went to Belgium, they have the best spaghetti!" Underrated line, instantly shows that he's still boring lol

[@sammiepittman3130]

“Right that’s the guy you said that’s the lane stuff about. Like he’s a good listener” ROSA 😂😂

[@jacobstamm]

That blink at 1:30 was perfect

[@Taffytiff]

Not me getting a B99 add before I started the video 😅

[@GodSlayerMael]

Best couple ever 😎

[@ryzumaster]

TEDDY THATS ENOUGH!!!

[@jennacampbell7]

you already know how happy I was when Amy broke up with him💀

[@missbapela]

My type of real stuff that Rosa mentioned😍😍😍

[@premiumheadpats4150]

2:04 How could she possibly have not heard that.

[@arcadion448]

5:28 - I love the 99, but Jake why you gotta do San Diego like that bro...

[@patlee4858]

teddy needs to show up last season

[@oliverlewis3126]

Well he did it was hilarious

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

The dating Secene funny 😁 😂

[@pascalnijboer9325]

So lets talk about trams

[@harshadabhoite9990]

he was in the show because to show that jake is perfect for amy..!!

[@katie2893]

"I like to go through my contacts when I pee"

[@Snsdhyoyeon100]

the thumbnail looks like a fanmade video i see what youre doing comedy bites

[@Igor-uo6cs]

0:44 sooooo jealous 😂

[@demonking86420]

wait a second Teddys jazz brunch date is the chick who greencard-married Tom Haverford

[@chenchenfinthehol4]

"OH NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOooooooo"

[@franklyrahat]

Notes to take: Desperation leaves to the wrong result. Just be yourself like Jake.

[@tryinggaming414]

"Amy be careful about throwing accusation like that if u are saying by some way i ruined jakes wedding I WILL KILL MY SELF" Didnt expect that🤣

[@michaelrhett4958]

Though boring, Teddy’s hat at 5:32 is kinda cool.

[@vrindakataria7682]

I just realised Teddy was dating Haverford's ex-wife.

[@SanskritiSingS]

The funniest thing is when he comes to their wedding with the bomb squad and when they ask him if he still loves Amy, he says “oh yes, my therapist told me to stop trying to get over it.” 😂😂😂

[@Im_TheSaint]

Pilsners are nice but its nothing special, I live near Pilsen so its OUR beer.

[@parthpatel4980]

I feel bad for Ted, he used to be a money printing machine but got played by a lawyer and got his car blown up in a gas station....

[@aidenfinney3106]

3:30 😂😂😂