THE MOST CONFUSING OF r/IHADASTROKE

Over an hour of the top posts from r/Ihadastroke on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Damien ► / damienlee
Robin ► / xycronva
Lexi ► / thelexikitty
Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien | Are you okay sir?: 00:00:00
Robin | Me the when a was: 00:12:41
Lexi | excuse me, where?!?: 00:23:03
Damien | wh-what?..: 00:35:25
Robin | Baskemtball: 00:48:36
Jack | are you okay: 01:01:23
Damien | WHAT WOF YOU DO???!: 01:16:33

[@loptseldr]

An hour and a half of EmKay making stupid noises. Time well wasted! Had me in hysterics.

[@ahahhaahhahaahahahahahaquitted]

I agree

[@funded.]

me when 3am (fr im watching at 248am)

[@Peajay007]

omg youtube gold right here

[@foxgamer020]

@@funded. yo....Chill out.... (is currently 3:17am)

[@BPJS_KISREAL]

lol yew thay is funnyecppl godjob for the nrratirs

[@Repliforce]

People actually reading the incomprehensible gibberish out loud with even a roughly faithful pronunciation never fails to make me cackle like a schizophrenic witch. Bonus cackling if they read it in one go without breaking pace.

[@idiotidiot9609]

yeah

[@gab71221]

This is not a weird insult but a weird compliment

[@timerchOfficialyt]

r/brandnewsentence

[@dream_walker9726]

*im stealing that*

[@Axcyantol]

Yes.

[@e.r.i.n_]

We need a 10 hour loop of Damien saying "I'm bringing chili."

[@thelightningboom8061]

petition

[@Rainlight_Firesoul]

Yes

[@lacyomsberg1235]

Or of Wanti wanti cyan

[@Keen_.-3]

Yes we do. It woudk listegne to it evru day. I am watching this toomuchs I'm to lazy to fix this

[@L4B055]

@@lacyomsberg1235 get I', getti getti

[@Sleepingcatgaming191]

I made this my ringtone so whenever I get a call… "WANTI WANTI CYAN GET I’, GETTI GETTI NO WANT I’! WANTI WANTI CYAN GET I’, GETTI GETTI NO WANT I’!"

[@TheEhlowery]

Gonna set this bookmarker for my favorite parts- 0:00 - This is Game. 1:15 - I’m Bringing Chili.

[@Katamarifan462]

IM BRINGING CHILI!

[@BeeFlow3rr]

IM BRINGING CHILI

[@Flicker_with_the_toast]

I’M BRING CHILI

[@Feb14Bismarck]

I'M BRINGING CHILI

[@average_furry..]

did you know: IM BRINGING CHILI 🔥

[@michaelhice7636]

God I love "I'm bringing chili" it just progresses into a sadistic, satanic chant in such short order

[@CampfireStalker]

no

[@gregry1596]

Wanti Wanti cyan, get i', getti getti , no want i

[@mylilbeauty2577]

im bringing chili

[@mylilbeauty2577]

im bringing chili

[@mylilbeauty2577]

im bringing chili

[@nefwaenre]

The fact that at times Damien could just casually say gibberish without any hiccups, is both fascinating and also, terrifying. What powers does he possess?!! Robin's absolutely the same. He's the other one. WOW.

[@heihei4472]

Trew soy thos withot stoke

[@Murrlin27]

It's his calling!

[@kindauncool]

Clearly you haven't met Matt Rose yet

[@edwardclark6731]

COOL CUD FANG SWEAT POO U HACK STANK LOVE *H O L E*

[@ShootForTheStars-dj6jb]

@@edwardclark6731 Nice

[@Robby_strong]

Damien's pure joy at the Jornan figure has me in tears

[@nickronca1562]

Let me clarify 5:33 for those of you who don't understand. Is "is" just "just is" without "just". That wasn't an r/ihadastroke moment, that was a moment of someone not using quotation marks when they should have.

[@hellothereimisaac]

I love the narrators way of reading -Robin sometimes gives up, but is really good -Damien reads perfectly -Lexi reads Lexi. I will not elaborate further. -Jack IS the stroke

[@PsychoSeven]

Yes.

[@tailsGDbacon]

r/newsentence

[@IHaveAFatherButHesAbroad]

Fr

[@𝚒𝙸𝙸𝚞𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜]

fr lmfao

[@gigafishwastaken]

i havent seen jack read yet.

[@mrtoastymanstudios7353]

Ihadastroke being the funniest subreddit to me is proof is that my humor is fucked up

[@MpanzuSolos]

I’m bring chili

[@mrtoastymanstudios7353]

@@MpanzuSolos lmao

[@jayxfrost8987]

I always say my phone/computer is drunk in these situations xDD

[@ezskll]

@@MpanzuSolos I'm bringing chili

[@xozar.]

r/engrish makes me laugh until i have to pee

[@HyperCat392]

Gotta love how Damien remembered "I'll grind you like cheese" and mentioned it in another video.

[@GreenCauldron08]

I just wanna say, the text at 1:25:18 makes perfect sense IF you parse things a bit: "Are you doing chemistry homework? I don't know the chemical reaction for making H2O. It'll be easy once we study this chapter! Text me later with the answer, okay? Thanks."

[@TheConstellationStation]

The way Damien can fully quote The Scout at 37:45 without skipping a beat is insane

[@Artcat932]

As the wise Uncle Dane one said, everyone has to memorise the dialogue of Meet The Scout before bed.

[@The.Dinks.]

bonk

[@Kai-1138]

R/IHADASTROKE

[@beeftacoman69]

38:04

[@marshallkimmathers]

@@The.Dinks. I'm a force of nature. If you was from where I was from? You'd be fucking dead.

[@Darkxwolf17_MD-]

Best one: 1:16- 1:34 Alvin, Simis, and Theobore made me laugh 😂

[@Laurasophiesmith]

1:19 I need this as my ringtone

[@sweat_coffee_bean8781]

As a dyslexic person, this subreddit is so fun seeing other trying to scramble the words, like I have to do that daily just with letters

[@UhOhScOoBrEeHeE]

Diddo

[@pencilcase8068]

Wait of you're dyslexic does the mess on the subreddit seem readable to you. I'm genuinely curious

[@sweat_coffee_bean8781]

@@pencilcase8068 kinda but I can usually figure it out after a little while. I'm minorly dyslexic not really to where it's impossible to read =]

[@sweat_coffee_bean8781]

Wait I read that wrong lol

[@tailsGDbacon]

@@sweat_coffee_bean8781 Is way? Out your pasta crap when your home and your family get together and you get to eat it all up in the oven with your friends and then you

[@cody09cody]

49:21 has the same energy as " have you ever had a dream when you you when you when you you when you when when you when when you you when you you when"

[@pumkinchat]

I love how Lexi reads gibbrish so calmly lmfao

[@thestormcloakarchives3987]

The "Kentucky Fried Kurczak" made me laugh to the point I was in tears.

[@PretzelYouKnow]

1:29 i think hes bringing chili guys

[@CheezMaster24]

You sure though???

[@JSTOP930]

How did you know?

[@Not_sanchez]

Im not sure but if you say so

[@Birds4lifeAnya]

I'm not sure... Source?

[@oconnorwilliam01]

Nah I don't think so

[@eiias4724]

I had a stroke is my favorite subreddit

[@eiias4724]

Flex seal

[@timepassesbyasalways]

me the when a was

[@Slicedtoastyt]

One time I said Bebb in front of my grandma I was trying to say bee.

[@Octol1ng]

*I stroke has a is favourite have mine soup reddit

[@asriel365]

Same

[@imsolame2085]

Damien narrating these r/IHadAStroke posts is the best Yrahborobaky

[@_lesleygorestan_]

Damien is my favorite narrator on EmKay.

[@imsolame2085]

Agreed

[@hermanomacedo7549]

12:10 tha random "G to the power if seven" killed me 🤣💀💀

[@potatoproductions8084]

17:57 The way Robin narrates the whole thing has me literally pissing myself with laughter, and the gasp at the end as well

[@SliemDemon]

o k a y 👍

[@ThisIsCandyz]

Me day was not at all satisfy.

[@FISHCRAFT333]

CAN YES WILL ARE HOW!!???? im dying, help 🤣🤣

[@justaetherius]

the fact that Damien can pronounce all of those sounds without dying is admirable

[@MONOCHROMEZ]

very

[@kwitty.xzkwitty]

Ikr

[@KrimzyEditz]

I'm bringing chili

[@Saifullah_4112]

Do yours wetc hull bide to o

[@LoneCaptain]

3:56 It's the 'help' at the end that got me 🤣

[@lindadaher4859]

It's the NENE that got me.

[@lekiscool]

This is my I love Damien. He’s top tier at reading finger flubs.

[@Your_favorite_seasoning]

Finally a recreation of my brain during a test

[@master_maw]

Lol

[@BoxBoyLewis]

Hearing Damien saying *"ENGLISH IS GOOD VERY"* Like a MeatCanyon character is probably the best thing in the world

[@CampfireStalker]

no

[@Potatoes482]

@@CampfireStalker wgy

[@Potatoes482]

@@CampfireStalker why

[@Pearll_.]

@@Potatoes482 *wgy

[@Potatoes482]

@@Pearll_. gwy*

[@robingrob9717]

Love how the German below "the entrance is not allowed in swimsuit" says litrally the same in German making as much sense as the English one XD. They managed to translate the nonsensical English phrase perfectly into German yet it still doesn't mean anything. Curious what language they translated this from originally

[@rh1587]

I don't know what they translated it from, but it does make sense to me. It's still WRONG, but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "You are not allowed to enter when wearing (just) a swimsuit."

[@erebebugue6122]

I think it's from french, it made sense to me at first and I was wondering why it was in this video XD. I translated the sentence with Google traduction, i obtain the same phrase. Most french people aren't really good in englis so i don't find this surprising... (Sorry for my terrible english btw)

[@H128]

@@erebebugue6122 "google traduction" I'm sorry what

[@rh1587]

@@H128 Translation in French is traduction. It's similar in other Romance languages, so I've seen it used before by others.

[@fayelinae]

anyone ever noticed that Germans always have to let everyone know that they're German and/or understand anything German in any video?

[@Scylzz]

I have never been so confused yet so happy

[@stevencowan37]

3:00 weird flex but ok

[@smugpittbull]

1:25 you can't say no to him. The more you say no, The more chilli he brings.

[@zaxstarkaijein]

The thing that got me the hardest wasn’t even the subreddit itself, it was the censor sounds at 59:23 that got me rolling rofl

[@Thermospon]

FUHHHHHK

[@kaykov728]

r/ihadastroke

[@MISSINGOC]

Stop drop and roll

[@olivercharles2930]

AAAAA-

[@IzzatRadz1f]

dude same

[@373sAAAAA]

38:15 lmfao this laugh 😭😭

[@plygem6927]

2:20 *The BEST PART*

[@cash_..]

vibe

[@CosmicTheGamer821]

Real

[@imnotasimp2039]

4:57 mom the car wont start

[@The_Official_You]

6:13 I love the build up of gibberish only for the tension to release with. *Peter*

[@sleepdeprivedjuicebox]

robins laugh sends me every time XD

[@imsolame2085]

"Heating up making cheese in the michael wave" 👌👌👌

[@raynbowplays757]

3:05 I think it’s flex seal

[@shinigami7392]

2:24 Just realizing that this isn't gibberish but Jamaican Creole lmao. It basically means people who want it won't get it and the people that get it don't want it. 💀💀

[@DeanaDays]

As a Jamaican I'm so happy at least someone understands! that was funny as hell

[@MCAlexisYT]

30

[@user-vs7mw6me9e]

1:18 bro is still duplicating saying "I'm bringing chili" to this day

[@Willowbloom7753]

This made me have a stroke. My parents are probably judging me from the other room for laughing so much. Help.

[@alessioux99]

1:49 no one talking about his strange ability to speak german with ease

[@daminam]

I'm german and this sounds like a drunk russian

[@ZyteXtrabyte]

Damien either read that off a script, or he has entirely memorized the Scout monologue.

[@CampfireStalker]

no

[@piper76]

And that is the only thing that I have never seen so far is that I have no textures and no one is a good thing for s hat to make a great deal for hat and the other is the game sees the game sees the game sees the same as the same as the one left in his head for a few days he was going on the shd d j ahuddbiuh sdbduc8gwebdgu gbsdc bgy7sdddwdcbg7uwdd ;^_7#$'÷xsxgbsyuawsduygccdwsugycbwuvsydgcyugvdsygubuygwcdbdeugy

[@CampfireStalker]

@@gnarpy_2 no

[@superduperperry]

@@CampfireStalker yes

[@squibkib]

​@@superduperperrywhat?

[@CoolerFriezasBro]

i have never laughed this hard and this long in my life

[@_viix.]

The fact that EmKay is so good at making random noises is just impressive.

[@toonlink5399]

Me and EmKay both have something in common. We both make random noises!

[@kindauncool]

+@@toonlink5399 Ok

[@A_wolf_has_appeared]

I just fixed the 69 likes 👍

[@turner_kia]

Which voice actor? All of them?

[@_viix.]

@@turner_kia yep

[@joeybishopthe2720]

Emkay: Damien: the funny one Robin: voices in Suction Cup Man Lexi: the only female Jack: Jack Slazo: newest to me Zach- wait who is he?

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

WHO IS SLAZO!?

[@Ok-yk9mp]

​@@Sonic.exe_uwu666literally the person who made emkay

[@Unlimited_Galaxy]

Yes Jack is Jack

[@sussdood]

5:33 this makes sense (barely) it basically means “is the word “is” just the phrase “just is” without the word “just” in it”

[@marcusandmeganburke7357]

We need a 10 hour loop of emkay saying 14:07

[@AdamStern-tt7bv]

i think its orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange green orange orange

[@AdamStern-tt7bv]

I think it’s orange orange yellov yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange green orange orange orange orange yellov yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange green orange orange orange orange yellov yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange green orange orange orange orange yellov yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange yellow yellow orange green orange orange green orange orange

[@AdamStern-tt7bv]

And thats it for me-

[@sonicthehedgehog23145]

I now realize that Damien could actually be a substitute voice actor for the scout.

[@user-ik4mx8lc4c]

yes, yes he could

[@JacksonMalvoi]

He's scarily good at that voice

[@UnClassyfied]

37:45

[@sureshmarina4049]

0:24 this is a review on plants vs zombies btw

[@companyfunnyvideo5260]

İ guess the zombie take a big bite out of the brain😂

[@hxtpl]

that explains a lot

[@average_furry..]

bro i bet evil crazy dave wrote that ☠️

[@HuskDust666]

I love the little bottlecap singing xD

[@Bennythegamer1x7x9]

Legend, says he still saying “ I’m bringing chilli” to this day

[@waddledeeboi9975]

5:57 Don't worry, he's just singing the German version In a Scottish accent

[@Elloliott]

37:45 I can't believe I never got around to seeing Damien's near perfect impression of Scout.

[@Frostfern94]

“What do you mean you’re not coming to the brunch today, Bethany? I. Made. BISCUITS!”

[@GhostTypeEnthusiest]

At the beginning I was laughing so hard that my mom (who is in her room, far away from the living room) could hear me.

[@ieatboigas]

11:46 HOW DID HE FIT JAPANESE HIRAGANA IN THERE LMFAOO

[@KingCorgiAndSunbeam]

The way he says " sure, my child" is extremely creepy but awesome at the same time.

[@Proxy606]

Sure my child

[@AsterRikkor]

Sure my child

[@TheLamb567]

Sure my child

[@Zero_LMFAO]

*Sure, my child.*

[@Crazy-Cocoa-2.0]

Sure, my child

[@The666VampireGirl]

the part when the person said "i'm drunk" is literally me. but when i'm drunk whatever i type looks good to me till the next day when i'm sober and know how to type and spell

[@RedDotShark18]

6:28 this one still doesn't make sense, even if you try to flip it around ("It doesn't take a pro poker player to know every KING needs at... his QUEEN")

[@Deep_Colors]

Can we talk about how good Damien is at mimicking Joe, Scout, Eddy, and others?

[@desc3nd1ng-k]

yeah he’s really good at joe impressions

[@I_cant_breathe4528]

Don’t read it

[@duckgirl6792]

olay

[@duckgirl6792]

okya

[@duckgirl6792]

olkay

[@sebastianreade9445]

everyone could hear damien about to die laughing when saying "i'm bringing chilli"

[@the_demon149]

8:05 the fact that I could understand completely lmao

[@Fuzzyemu]

0:01 my favorite one 💀

[@user-og8di9iq9f]

1:16 has to be the funniest of all. Even after he says "wrong number", the stranger refuses to believe and spams the word "I'm bringing chili", truly silly.

[@moon-serenade_]

I wouldn't call the 'Is is just just is without just' a stroke, that one makes sense.

[@atomicskies_]

1:07 I understood that perfectly and I agree

[@_bug4u]

damien's first part sounds like google translate when you type random letters, starts off weird then ends with a seizure (if they weren't having one at the start, somehow) and goes word by word (if those letter combined are actually considered words)

[@epicsans4447]

Ironically, I just had a stroke while watching this on TV when Lexi came on at 23:20. I was like "Oh! Its Lexi! I love Lexly! Lesley. LEXI."

[@monikorasort]

We stan Lexi

[@stariiq]

I get so happy when it’s Lexi in a video😭

[@DontSmileAtMe2005]

LEXI ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[@Politzk]

Bro i just reopened this youtube video after taking a break and it literally jumpscared me.

[@YickitySplitThatsLit]

We have: Airplane We need: Earthplane Waterplane Fireplane THESE ARE ELEPLANES ;)

[@pokemonett]

the chili one always makes me die of laughter

[@jacobgibson3651]

My favorite part of the of the video

[@bean7228]

i remember one time me and my friends were dying laughing at our one friend who tried for about 10 whole minutes to type a word. her autocorrect was out for her, she was so mad at us for laughing. the word was oil. we just watched her type variations of it for 10 minutes, and she got increasingly mad each time it was incorrect.

[@Danpg79Roblox]

​@caffeine_6279also you put "ouil" twice

[@ragedrake2403]

The fact that you can read all these not have a stroke and still be able to speak normally afterwards makes you my hero😂

[@j.artiste8596]

Lexi is my favourite reader, because she has such a sweet voice, then suddenly she switch and sounds really spooky. 😂

[@holleighgram]

I need the full studio version of "Wanti wanti cyan (get I', getti getti no want I)"

[@williamcartertindale11]

Lexi is actually terrifying. She can read gibberish

[@Joseph-nj6pk]

Lexi sounds like a guy

[@Raccthusiast]

@@Joseph-nj6pk she's trans bro

[@Joseph-nj6pk]

@@Raccthusiast ah

[@cgilbert210]

I love her voice.

[@_bnuuybabe._]

She's evolved, or she created gibberish??

[@specificallytherandom]

Mad respect to EmKay for reading all this gibberish, they probably went to the hospital right after finishing the video 💀

[@desc3nd1ng-k]

yup. they all ended up having strokes from reading these /j

[@subzero9889]

I think you mean they went to the "homo hot lips"

[@bureet0]

i did NOT expect a Meet The Medic reference on emkay

[@chloud_puff_tries_to_animate]

the violet "I'M BRINGING CHILI" was quite unnerving

[@zeroBraincells.]

5:46 at that time my brain died

[@dianajohnson9206]

2:22 we need a loop of EmKay swiying "Wanti wanti cyan get i getti getti no want iz"

[@brutal1pneumonoultramicro89x09]

Damien's sound is aggressive af

[@I_IdentifyAsACrossaint]

We all need a song of Damien saying "Wanti wanti cyan get I', getti getti no want I' " Don't we all agree?

[@Slicedtoastyt]

r/ihadastroke is one of the best subreddits for funny content, fight me.

[@xozar.]

r/engrish is hilarious

[@emem_nrd237]

I di want to go to the gym or have any of those times I have to do it tonight so I have to go to bed 2 3

[@cheetomaster7982]

The dog

[@Terpster77]

@@xozar. same thing, fight me

[@Terpster77]

The you when you the but I do the had been a the it the a died but he had a but he I want to go but he want to a died

[@thiscommentisempty]

10:10 bro turned into one of those rappers with 100 adlibs

[@BryanMerida-kr2dc]

I’m bringing chili I’m bring chili I’m BING CHILLING 💀

[@Animatorduck]

This video macd me lauch si hard😂

[@AesherYT]

Damien's laugh at 47:16 fills me with joy, idk why

[@ofyes]

4:39 this clip just fixed my entire day. thanks emkay 🗿

[@gameboy-rz9cs]

25:46 and 1:14:45 couldn't stop laughing because of the funny Voice Overs😂😂😂😂😂

[@tempesting5872]

3:05 Every time I watch this I still can’t get over the fact that Damien missed the last “is flex seal”. I’m so unsatisfied

[@jakelolzhaha]

“But alas, when I returned, she had been a the died.” 😭SO DEEP

[@YellowFaceINC]

real

[@AoifeBowes]

True

[@jbug5j]

"I crack NICKLES!" I am literally crying! 🤣

[@juestella8220]

Is he/she have a Stroke or i have a stroke [XD]