One time in 7th grade I spilled my entire purse's worth of pads in the hall full of 7th and 8th graders during class change and I ran to the bathroom and stayed in there for most of the next class period. 😂 Thankfully the (male) teacher saw the entire thing and didn't mark me as absent...
@blugreen123 Жыл бұрын
I love Ms. Chang! You should have her on the podcast. 😊 My worst wardrobe malfunction as an elementary school para was when I bled through my pants. Luckily my para bestie was the one who told me. I had to go all the the way home, and come back for the last hour of my day, which was recess duty. 😮
@josemartin2763 Жыл бұрын
I agree! She’s great!
@nonie2255 Жыл бұрын
Same tag her
@desslouАй бұрын
Petition for Mrs. Chang to be on the podcast
@authenticallyadhdwithcarme2203 Жыл бұрын
No Gabe, not in your POCKET! get the garbage tissue and wipe it off lmao
@Soullessgingerftw1 Жыл бұрын
I compared something to the old lady who swallowed a fly. My students didn’t know wtf I was talking about. I summed it. In doing so I said “she swallowed bigger and bigger things.” Class erupted in laughter and I had to turn away from them for a minute to stop myself from laughing.
@claire5863 Жыл бұрын
Loved the episode! A great future episode would be interactions that teachers have with social workers and their duties to report abuse/neglect when they see it. As a kid I had to have several interactions with these teachers and social workers and I have always wanted to hear what it is like from the teachers perspective, it must be difficult. Thanks again for the episode!
@Lilt8040 Жыл бұрын
How these people talk so easily together is insane I love it😂
@NikkiNicole1618 Жыл бұрын
My biggest teacher fail: I was pregnant my third year of teaching and had terrible pregnancy brain. I made copies after school and realized there was no one in the copy room, so I decided to get ahead and copy more. 45 minutes later, everyone comes out of the cafeteria from our weekly staff meeting 🤦🏽♀️. I COMPLETELY forgot! My teacher bestie figured I was at a doctor’s appt 😂
@melissasteinman3169 Жыл бұрын
While in college my professor organized by piles. Our final exams were all in a copy paper box on the floor. The new janitor “helped him out” over night by throwing away all the boxes on the floor, including our finals. There may have been tears.
@shanenanigans27 Жыл бұрын
I remember seeing a TikTok where a social studies teacher was teaching about sectional tensions between the North and the South in history but accidentally said sexual tensions instead... in front of middle school kids.
@taylormielke6817 Жыл бұрын
Going off of Gabe's good or garbage. Once in fifth grade I was at the end stage of a cold where your nose is running constantly, so I was using a lot of tissues. The tissues tore my nose up so bad I had to go to the nurse's office and get Vaseline for my nose because it hurts so bad. From then on I always made sure to bring my own tissues.
@ashleyr8765 Жыл бұрын
Gabe probably prevented several teenage pregnancies with that health video.
@ashentertainment405510 ай бұрын
This episode is incredible
@4wheeler4ever Жыл бұрын
We were mixing something in the burners and across the room one person's burner caught on fire up to the ceiling and the teacher yelled "WHAT THE F***" at the top of her lungs and threw in out the door into the snow and then another teacher came in and said "what happened" and when we told him he could not stop laughing it was great
@ktmasters Жыл бұрын
My least favorite teacher fail: As I'm about to give our freshman students their first midterm exam, my Program Coordinator, the President of the college, all Deans, and many colleagues invaded my classroom to award me the Outstanding Faculty of the Year award. Cake, gift bag, framed award and all were captured in photos with the awarding committee member and myself. After the exam ended, I took my opportunity to stop by the restroom before the next round only to discover I was wearing my jeans backwards! Yes, I see what I wrote...jeans...backwards...in all the photos! I mean...how?! We are all humans who make mistakes (though I still don't know HOW this one happened)
@shadowninja6689 Жыл бұрын
My 8th grade science teacher had a more minor wardrobe malfunction. She wore two clearly non-matching pairs of high heels to school. She knew she had screwed up by the time I had my class with her, but didn't have any spare footwear at school so the first thing she said to the class was "yes I know I grabbed shoes that don't match, I had 9 pairs and was in a hurry this morning".
@jellbell513 Жыл бұрын
Aww the whole gas lighting thing made me think about when Bre talked about when little gas lighters would gas light her 😂
@bluevelvethippo2023 Жыл бұрын
I work an elementary school 2nd graders and when we came back after the pandemic everyone had to wear masks. I never thought I would be witness to a child picking their nose with their mask and eating the boogers off of it!!!! I thought I was going to throw up.
@Shannonbarnesdr1 Жыл бұрын
omg eewww
@emerycorner Жыл бұрын
Changed my major to elementary education for once I start college...Save me💀
@EasyStreet18 Жыл бұрын
Reading a Civil War story to my 8th graders with the word "cocksure" was the fastest sentence I've ever said in my life!
@sarahfilep26 күн бұрын
I'm crying at this groundhog beaver story
@Shannonbarnesdr1 Жыл бұрын
''brad's balls'' dude, im 41 and my inner 10 year old is howling ! LAMO great episode !
@JenniferBruggemanOfficial Жыл бұрын
I think “things I thought I’d never says as a teacher” should be an episode
@marjoriefisher1128 Жыл бұрын
Oh my the things I can relate to. I slipped out of a rolling chair, in a class of kindergarteners. The worst school supplied product. The brown paper towels and school soap. Paper towels just smear whatever your trying to clean up. The soap will eat the skin off your hands. Love your KZbin’s
@MsBlue682 ай бұрын
Excellent video. You guys made me laugh and feel sick at the same time. Thanks
@kennethkristiansen6958 Жыл бұрын
Nice to see someone from my home town Sarasota county 🎉
@AbeeraAshraf-rw9wf10 ай бұрын
months ago How these people talk so easily together is insane I love it😂
@mohsinnawaz293610 ай бұрын
Great episode ♥️ how these people's talk easily 👍 amazingly
@kayleighjennings0898 Жыл бұрын
When I was in high school I had an accident because the teacher didn’t let me use the bathroom and I cried because I havent had an accident at school since I was in the second grade
@nicekitty698818 күн бұрын
... Why didn't you just walk out? At that age, and situation, that was a fail on your end 😬🤷♀️
@kayleighjennings089818 күн бұрын
@@nicekitty6988 I was a goody tooshoes in school until later that year
@Murshad-zg6kk10 ай бұрын
Aww the whole gas lighting thing made me think about when Bre talked about when little gas lighters would gas light her
@mary-ashleythies1677 Жыл бұрын
My most embarrassing teacher fail was teaching an entire math concept wrong in 4th grade. Some students never came back from learning it that way 😂😂😂
@emilygatsos8112 Жыл бұрын
My husband loves Rick Flair! He dresses up as him from Halloween. I got it right when Gabe said it. I wouldn’t know who he is otherwise.
@betta5770 Жыл бұрын
One time, my 7th grade teacher tripped over the recycling bin and fell into it. It wasn't one of the small ones, more like a heavy duty bin
@behanbilqees10 ай бұрын
Reminds me the best memories of school days...
@Atos05205 күн бұрын
My biggest fail was giving prek students glitter and paint to make fall drawings of some sort... We had 22 4yo and only 2 teachers... it did not end well...
@Chiyokb Жыл бұрын
I'm not a teacher, but I am one of the leaders in my section in choir. (We are split in three sections depending on what part we sing. Soprano 1 being the highest, soprano 2 being in the middle, and alto being the lowest part in our group.) I lead the altos. So when our teacher is gone or he wants us to work in our section s, the leaders for each group are to help make sure we learn or practice our part of the song(s). The other week we were in our sections so we could learn the ending for our German song. So I'm leading the group through the pitches and rhythm that's written on the bottom of the page with the help of the piano. We worked on it and we thought we were done with plenty of time to just sing it over and over. Then right before the period ends I flip the page and I realize we have a whole other page we were supposed to learn. So that is my teacher fail.
@danielleadamski9842 Жыл бұрын
I have a HUGE stockpile of student provided tissues because my class last year didn’t use many…since they had a mask that they used instead.
@mrs_maverick1121 Жыл бұрын
Lmao, Tell, I had a rule when I worked in EMS, "Yellow pants, no chance" (I wouldn't date/ hookup with fireman") fast-forward a couple years, I marry my husband, guess what he's now doing??? Lol NO ONE let's me live it down!!!
@MuhammadJameelKhanMatloob10 ай бұрын
Absolutely very impressive and love this video
@sahar-oh3zs10 ай бұрын
There should be emergency space in the schools in private matters.
@dariusswift1228 Жыл бұрын
Not knowing who Ric Flair is is WILD
@riceball3497 Жыл бұрын
My 5th grade teacher got fired for showing us a video about George Washington (we weren’t learning about him, the teacher was just obsessed with history) that cussed, and after he realized his mistake he told us to grow up, and that we had all heard worse things at home 😂
@azharmehmood-vv7bi10 ай бұрын
Great episode👏👏👏
@AllinOne-xm6ez10 ай бұрын
Exactly 💯
@emmewoodward3398 Жыл бұрын
My freshman year of highschool, w we got to talking about organisms. One kid accidentally said orgasm and another kid said it while laughing. The teacher looked at the class and was like “You have 30 seconds. Get it all out”. Half the class was laughing and some others just said orgasm over and over. He said after that now there weren’t to be any more jokes. I appreciated him making a joke of it🤣
@hiramashkoor298610 ай бұрын
Absolutely loved the episode Made me belly laugh so much
@hrazamemon404010 ай бұрын
Loved this episode
@FizaZehra-ne2fr10 ай бұрын
Love all these !
@JarrettD12 Жыл бұрын
31:02 don’t tell desatan he’ll change it real fast
@rzviworld10 ай бұрын
Excellent job 👍👍
@mgreene7372 Жыл бұрын
I'm impressed that your classroom is large enough for a carpet. I have nearly 30 students in a room that was made for about half of that.
@fawadjaveed312910 ай бұрын
How these people talk so easily together is insane love it
@momaof4girls Жыл бұрын
Love all of these!! The Brads Balls made me laugh so hard. I have 4th graders that would get that as well
@bamahog Жыл бұрын
Good or garbage: those brown paper towels 🙄
@asiddiqui564210 ай бұрын
I love Ms. Chananl whould have her on the podcast. 😊 My worst wardrobe malfunction as an elementary school para was when I bled through my pants. Luckily my para bestie was the one who told me. I had to go all the the way home, and come back for the last hour of my day, which was recess duty. 😮
@mrs.shockleysreadings643Ай бұрын
No joke....worked with a girl that split her pants, during the school day, and did not have underwear on. I found her standing next to the wall trying to keep the hole covered.
@ayeshashahid466910 ай бұрын
Love this episode
@BayBayJordanz Жыл бұрын
Great episode! It was really funny
@umermalik988810 ай бұрын
Great episode
@ThoseWilliamsKids Жыл бұрын
The amount of times I giggle in math and science. Me and my friends always giving the glance
@Muhammadaqib500810 ай бұрын
How these people talk so easily together is insane I love it😂 9
@hashimkhanhashimkhan481410 ай бұрын
Great Episode
@nazishmasood800610 ай бұрын
Outstanding
@SamiKhan-bg9lu10 ай бұрын
Great work 👍
@mykhiddos2 Жыл бұрын
As a substitute para I have had to make sure to communicate with the teacher right away. Words that end in "it" even nonsense words. Here is the problem they put "ch" infront of "it" I had to explain to this 2nd grade girl that it was NOT a swear word. That would be SH not CH....however let's just skip that one.....sure enough she told her mom. Good thing I told the teacher.
@S_I_G_M_A4710 ай бұрын
Well done
@SameerKhan-jf9yp10 ай бұрын
Great work
@paolavillanueva7797 Жыл бұрын
The wakie talkie thing is so true lol in the middle of a staff meeting we hear from the radio,”We have a runner!”
@nadirali603910 ай бұрын
Great teacher
@manoosam887010 ай бұрын
Nice teaching to everyone
@Bousabear47 Жыл бұрын
One time I was in fourth grade and fifth grade and fourth grade share the same teachers so my writing teacher gave the whole class the fifth grade test and she only noticed when the whole class failed😂😂
@mumtazali590410 ай бұрын
Super duper excited
@A_Random_Lesbian_Exsisting Жыл бұрын
At my middle school the school didn't supply tissues nor did the students so the teachers would either buy their own tissues or just have non.
@sabaaaaaa10 ай бұрын
love these
@ari-c6u10 ай бұрын
i love this podcast episode!!!
@RobabMemon10 ай бұрын
Great episode 👌👍
@nicolemoon1658 Жыл бұрын
When I was in elementary school, my school had keys and walkie talkies 😅
@ibrahimilyas768510 ай бұрын
Fantastic session ☺️☺️☺️
@sheila1366 Жыл бұрын
Guys, laundry bags are cheap. Humiliation is forever. Put socks and underwear in the laundry bags and small items don't stick to the rest of your clothes. It also prevents loosing socks and underwear in the washing machine or dryer.
@GulzaibAfzal-p2u10 ай бұрын
You are right
@desiadvisor600210 ай бұрын
Amazing workout ❤
@DorothyOzmaLover Жыл бұрын
Like this fun one that's so relatable, thankfully I've never ripped my clothing but fallin down on ice is a fail I've done.
@haideraliashiq-pp5sg10 ай бұрын
Nice conversation
@ADDYL610 ай бұрын
I'm in love with your videos ❤
@user-tz1fp7sd6u10 ай бұрын
great work
@farooqjamal195310 ай бұрын
Awesome workout
@RaoShakeel-yj1qk10 ай бұрын
Embarrassed 🤣
@MohsinIqbal-qs1dg10 ай бұрын
Excellent
@TailahsheikhTailahtahir-cu1mq10 ай бұрын
Love this
@RAY_SELENA Жыл бұрын
Didn’t tear my pants but my car got skunked and and my ac was on the smell got on all inside the car and all on me. Had to go to Walmart and get a change of clothes I live to far to go home to sprayed a bunch of body spray and put the clean clothes on lol
@joseluisherreralepron9987 Жыл бұрын
I wore two different shoes to class one morning...I was in a rush and reached into a dark closet and grabbed a brown shoe and a black one. The struggle is real. We used to have a joke in our work pod that the toilet paper won't tear, and the paper towels tear into fragments if you look at them hard.
@suhailjatoi544410 ай бұрын
Great look
@mariarivera4975 Жыл бұрын
I have to buy tissues, they are not supplied by the district. I teach art and we used to get the brown, rough, non-absorbent paper towels; the district stopped supplying them recently.
@WritingMania-qf5ze10 ай бұрын
Outrageous
@arslanahmed980010 ай бұрын
Excellent 👍
@msharner8912 Жыл бұрын
I went to a job interview with my beautiful sweater with covered buttons, I later thanked them for not laughing at me, And reminded them that I was applying for a specialized job and I had sensory issues, lol
@wavetothecatintheprofile8334 Жыл бұрын
35:08 thank you Lauren for this information 😉😏😉
@ayazanwar402910 ай бұрын
This should be part of routeen
@nicekitty698818 күн бұрын
Does it pizz you of when parents opt their child out of testing?
@akhlaqahmed577110 ай бұрын
Very nice, Weldon
@alexisstrother Жыл бұрын
23:36 omfg I’ve seen that! So so soooo sad & a little bit traumatizing tbh 😭