The Most Embarrassing Date of ALL TIME (90 Day Fiancé)

[@TheQuickSlice]

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[@OnenWheels]

Series please

[@ashv9565]

Thank you I was literally just looking for a code

[@bcatblues725]

The way Darcy acts would make any man run the other way

[@justhere4697]

Wow, before they got all that plastic surgery they looked good.

[@NDJunction]

im uncomfortable but only like *55 PERCENT* lol...

[@raydragerns3657]

Honestly someone saying omg you're amazing I've never been treated so well is an ENORMOUS red flag, especially really early in the relationship. Like ma'am, you don't know me, and you never will because you're putting me on a pedestal to try to convince yourself we're soul mates after one drink.

[@mytomanen_bre]

If Tom was a spice he would be flour.

[@FallenSummer84]

I love his potential. #jamesflounderflour

[@DocBree13]

😂

[@SnapszDuhh]

😭🤣

[@TheRastafarianStuff]

ain't even a spice

[@lucybridle2375]

😂😂😂

[@thechanges2327]

I'm glad someone pointed out how weirdly competitive these two are when it comes to everything, especially their relationships. Darcey seriously grew to despise Stacey because of her relationship with Florian, even though that relationship is heavily flawed at best. And Stacey literally brims with happiness seeing Darcey lonely, unmarried, and miserable. It's the most toxic dynamic and the both of them act like it's normal and a "twin" thing. Freaking Hilarious. These two were made for reality TV, and we've been reaping the benefits ever since. Excellent vid as always Slice!

[@Boobalopbop]

They can’t stand each other. Darcey is so damaged and jealous. I feel like she sees Stacey’s relationship with Florian as a betrayal. She so wanted them to have a “twin wedding” and to meet a hot foreign guy (way hotter than Florian I am sure was the goal, if not hot than rich). I believe that’s the whole reason she sought out Jesse, then Tom in the first place.

[@spookyweedwitch]

I feel like this happens with a lot of twins, they grow up with "twin" being basically their entire identity and then once they're adults and doing different things in life they continue to compare themselves to their twin

[@StrawberryCakeStudiosYT]

@@spookyweedwitch you’re totally right, speaking as a twin. That’s why it’s important not to compare your life with others. Comparison is the thief of joy. Took me a while to learn that

[@spookyweedwitch]

@@StrawberryCakeStudiosYT well said!

[@lilacdiesel]

They have been scratching and clawing since the 2000s to be Z-list celebrities. Dreams do come true ✨

[@ClairesMyth]

Darcy was so pretty before the crazy surgeries, hope she stops it soon

[@JTdaGoat2871]

She was never pretty it just got worse lol.

[@MatterInMyMind]

Too far gone now

[@elizabetharmstrong4108]

Man i saw a pic the other day of them both and Chile. . . It's bad . . . Really bad

[@batzgameguru]

Agreed

[@olufagosebambulagose]

I just hope that her daughters don't take after her mother. They actually seem to be quite sensible and smart from what they showed on the show.

[@AngiO-f1s]

Every man Darcy latches on to gets freaked out she starts talking marriage 5 whole minutes into the relationship while intoxicated. She doesn't even want a marriage she wants a wedding n to be living the same exact life as Stacey. It's so bizarre she can't figure out how to be an individual just bc she is a twin. I hope she gets counseling instead of more surgery.

[@brownskinbeauty.]

Honestly it's engrained in you to pretty much be the same person from birth. Especially when you're an identical twin. That's why I hate when parents give their twins similar names. That in itself makes you feel like you aren't your own person.

[@wastedtalent666]

​@@brownskinbeauty.exactly

[@CourtneyLachiver]

@@brownskinbeauty.I have identical twin cousins with names that don’t even sound similar. Luckily, they didn’t turn out like the Silva twins. They have their own lives, their own homes with their husbands and both of them are mothers themselves. They don’t even see each other every day because they live a state away from each other. Darcey and Stacey need to not live with each other or be around each other 24/7. It’s unhealthy as hell!

[@bphillip6842]

Frrrrrr this show victimized Darcy so hard when literally she was the problem 99% of the time

[@chorizoramen93]

​@brownskinbeauty. My sister and I are twins and while we are close and have similar names, this is insane...

[@ifitdontapplydontyoucry]

The competition between Stacey and Darcy is embarrassing and awkward.

[@CourtneyLachiver]

It’s quite toxic. Those two need serious therapy and to stay the hell away from each other, to live their own lives. Like, have they even been apart from each other longer than a minute?

[@celsus7979]

I don't know how to tell you this but.. TLC gave them their own show 🫣

[@jessicajamesspeaks]

If I was Darcey, I would never talk to Stacey again! She would no longer exist in my life or in general. 🙅🏽‍♀️

[@lizlikes405]

Sorry but it's not that simple, they are twins , I have twins in my family, you can look it up , they don't think the same, things are completely different for twins , even with therapy

[@chealios]

I feel bad for Darcy’s children. Their mother turned into a literal circus freak within a few short years

[@Formoneyclicksandviews]

Her daughters are more mature than her. It's sad.

[@danasandoval624]

Sadly one of her daughters had something done recently, not sure if it was lips or whatever but her daughter is early 20’s which points to she is headed down Darcy & Stacy’s path. Even after watching this shi_ show of their mom & aunt they are not showing more intelligence towards not changing your appearance when there is nothing wrong to begin with.

[@DeviIInADress]

Unfortunately the older daughter seems to be going down that path 😢 Luckily the younger one seems to have a better head on her shoulders!

[@vitov58]

yeah really. ufb !

[@froogality]

correction: she let her true colors show. i'm ngl, it's crazy to me that the majority of humanity can't realize that people who are pretty can still be crazy. she was a circus freak before the surgeries, now she just looks the part

[@Jenna-in4br]

I think Darcy needs therapy not a relationship

[@FransceneJK98]

She tried that. She stopped going when the therapist dropped truth bombs on her. 😂 I think it was season 3 or so on the Darcey and Stacey show in Miami

[@CourtneyLachiver]

@@FransceneJK98 she’s a true narcissist. She can’t accept the truth at all from anyone, she always has to be right. She’s addicted to the chase and to spending daddy’s money on unnecessary plastic surgery procedures. One thing I’ve learned in life is this: you have to love yourself before you love another person. Darcey and Stacey clearly missed the memo on that with getting all of those plastic surgeries and rushing into relationships with men that barely speak a word of English.

[@juliannarodriguez7300]

It’s so crazy to see how they used to look, it’s a shame she was genuinely pretty, and now it looks like her face must hurt all the time

[@antbanks415]

Lol true

[@xletragedyx]

I think Darcey was prettier. Maybe that's why Stacy tore her down all the time

[@blacksnk]

When I saw this episode when it came out, I was actually on Tom’s side. He had arranged a vacation in the warm Grand Canaries and he got guilted into going to cold Albania and dealing with two women talking passive aggressive shots at each other the entire trip. I’d be kind of pissed too.

[@JasminsTheName]

She probably could’ve gotten a better outcome going to the vacay he had originally planned for them 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@lurksmcgee]

right exactly, this dude is not obligated to take on a sobbing mess at the smallest average daily activity it would be a major turn off for me as a woman if my partner was constantly breaking down over past relationships, I'm not medicine

[@AllieOopsTK]

Yeah, the beginning, Darcy was definitely flag but then Tom had to ask her if she gained weight and I just 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@bphillip6842]

Completely agree but also literally all darcy wanted was a proposal bc Stacy was engaged. She makes little comments about everything related to marriage to put in their heads that she wants a proposal, she did the exact same thing w Jesse, Tom , & Georgie. They all had valid points every time they “fought” w darcy. She never accepted that she was in the wrong when most the fights were her fault, never took accountability for anything, never realized she’s a complete wreck every time she drinks bc she can’t handle her liquor & victimized herself. & Darcy is literally soo jealous of Stacy & Florian it’s sad. - sorry i just binged 90day fiancé w Darcy Jesse & Tom & then i binged Darcy & Stacy & I’ve been dying to talk to someone about it bc she honestly annoys tfff outta me lmfao 😂

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Albania is frigging boiling mostly.

[@djdogbeach]

omg please do a retroactive rewatch of every season, your commentary is truly hilarious 😭 it’s better than watching the show on its own

[@cherrymima]

commenting to bump this cuz i agree

[@weevala]

Most definitely 👏👏👏

[@pancake6348]

yes please!! i'd KILL to watch him talk about chantel and pedro!!!

[@leedelee3305]

YES!!!!

[@zerobarsdood]

🥹 yesss please ❤

[@lakojake4215]

Tom: My dream wedding is really small, with very few people, not even a bride.

[@absoluteterror9098]

my dream wedding also includes very few people, but no groom. ......... and the very few people are the catering staff

[@sameoldsameold264]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@taraedwards2411]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@charles-q5g6r]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cindirobinson7356]

😅😂

[@GodotOfficial]

Tom has clearly watched too many Colin Firth films, he was cosplaying as him throughout his time on 90 Day Fiance

[@aliya6158]

Omg! Thank you, I was thinking that I'm going crazy)) even that glass in his hand look so fake and awkward, like he was telling himself:" put fingers only on the stick of the glass, don't touch the wide part" 😅

[@keepthat5054]

Lmao I felt he was pretending to be someone else exactly 😂

[@RubyBlueUwU]

Yeah this is my first time seeing this man but my brain was like “he looks like if someone drew a young(er) Colin Firth from memory”

[@samsongomah1318]

@@keepthat5054 He was pretending. It has since come out that Tom faked almost everything about himself (rented apartment, using other people's IG photos as his own, pretending to be from the upper class when he is not, etc.).

[@pixelatedtree]

i specifically thought of his character from Bridget Jones, who coincidentally enough has the last name Darcy lol

[@phillycheesedog1]

“Who have you been choosing?” PHENOMENAL question!

[@okayfornow]

Darcy is the girl you know that falls in love when a guy just...pulls out a chair

[@swilliams23]

I don’t think she falls in love. Unhealthily attached and obsessed more like

[@FransceneJK98]

@@swilliams23codependency and desperation to be loved

[@CourtneyLachiver]

@@okayfornow she just wants a ring, a wedding dress and a wedding. If she likes those things so much, why doesn’t she just become a jeweler, wedding dress model or wedding planner?

[@sybill123ful]

darcy seems mildly annoying, but i genuinely don’t know how someone like tom even gets dates 💀😭

[@Username0467]

He has British accent. 😂

[@videofan1010]

Darcy is extremely annoying. Tom is just unimpressive.

[@YaLittleFriend]

Oh I can. Tom actually has confidence and self esteem and that’s the key. Dude cannot be rattled by emotions lol

[@thapoppyman]

lol what? mildly?? more like extremely...

[@pacperson]

@@Username0467 don’t forget money!

[@widget0028]

Tom is so uncomfortable the entire time lmaoooo

[@Formoneyclicksandviews]

He honestly was my favorite. He was honest with her. He wasn't going to rush into marriage. Every other guy lied and led her on. Georgie was horrible.

[@YaLittleFriend]

@@Formoneyclicksandviewsexactly lol

[@pristinedecision1877]

@@FormoneyclicksandviewsHe seems like the most normal one albeit he has his own flaws… like everyone else. I have zero idea how he even got roped into this relationship. All I see are two damaged, immature women running from the root cause of most of their issues.

[@sahara4052]

⁠​⁠@@Formoneyclicksandviewshe actually lied to her a lot did you watch the show ?. He lied about the amount of money he had, catfished her with edited pics and went off at her for editing her pics, he stole vacation pics from people and lied about going on vacation to make himself seem like this rich travelling person, he lied about his living condition aswell he did not have a home for a while because of his spending habits, he also asked her for money which was exposed, he’s every shady and would not explain why he was in a certain location a lot, she told him she wanted marriage and explained the whole show to him but he said he didn’t know, before going on the show you sign, sign papers to make sure you know what is going on. He was leading her on he came out not wanting to marry

[@sahara4052]

Tom was shady the entire time playing games with her

[@bigbean1681]

Darcy and Stacy on a double date is… something else

[@cigarettesandredlips]

“He has less personality than a communion wafer” made me ugly laugh at work. 10/10 as always

[@Belle-db7gg]

I laughed even harder...when i read where i work...can i work where you do 🎉

[@dawnellafreeman4860]

😂❤ haha hilarious...

[@Biggiesmalls1011]

I lost it 😂

[@jorden1027]

Omg. I was cracking up. Also... stacey sucked here too. Telling darcy she "always f's it up with her words." like come on.

[@ketchupisasmoothie]

Right 😂😂😂

[@SkyeFoxx_15]

Throwbackkk to when they still looked human and not like botched aliens. Love your videos Slice! So glad to see you posting regularly again 💙🎉

[@cristoesfiel6654]

The sister still looked like a botched alien, but Darcy was really pretty

[@juanagomez2153]

😂

[@Gabriel.1985.]

These two women have the same emotional depth as a teenager.

[@deniseelsworth7816]

That's what he has a problem with.

[@HSK.Lerner]

I don’t think this is for you to judge. 🤷‍♀️

[@Gabriel.1985.]

@@HSK.Lerner Why not? We all judge people constantly.

[@deniseelsworth7816]

@HSK.Lerner yet you're judging us having personal views?🤔

[@Gabriel.1985.]

@@deniseelsworth7816 ironic huh

[@MR.FREEDMAN]

"Less personality than a communion wafer" I'm gonna steal that.

[@MacyPooh196]

I’m trying to imagine being a grown ass adult and being childish enough to make my own sister jealous over a relationship.

[@Reacher_2215]

If a 40 year old white American woman starts crying on the first date, I'm escaping through the bathroom window

[@LightIceLightCreamNoSugar]

They’re only 40?

[@theMadness36]

Especially ones as privileged as these two

[@DawnKellyMedia]

​@@LightIceLightCreamNoSugar😂

[@lurksmcgee]

@@LightIceLightCreamNoSugar LMAO

[@renataostertag6051]

@@LightIceLightCreamNoSugar 55 !

[@sabrinamerrick1271]

I just never understood her obsession with getting married. It’s off putting.

[@FransceneJK98]

It’s scary to commit for the rest of your life. Been through a divorce. Way more careful now

[@whyamilikethis1998]

The level of immaturity of these girls is just depressing, I actually just pity them. It must be difficult living with so much insecurity all the time

[@bethewalt7385]

NOT to mention how emotionally and intellectually immature they both are, especially Darcy, she's plastique, phony, superficial and truly grotesque, a gargoyle of dating sites

[@cleopatra1633]

Couple of shallow vain women. They are not girls, just immature and pathetic.

[@youngdaggerdiqz]

darcy looks so beautiful in this season, she literally destroyed herself with the surgeries😢

[@lilbunny9833]

She already had alot of surgeries in this season but it wasn’t overdone

[@subtitlesonplease]

I believe she’s still very beautiful. Needing to compete with her twin probably caused all this

[@Arionthelady]

@@subtitlesonplease be for real. I love Darcy, she has a beautiful soul, but surgeries made her look terrible.

[@snooganslestat2030]

​@@subtitlesonpleaseThat's kinda the issue. There is NO need for her to compete. They're co-dependant in the worst way.

[@HelenaRG71]

@@subtitlesonplease Just imagine only one would have all the surgeries and the other stayed “normal”. No name tag necklace needed.

[@Gemxvx]

She’s anxious and she chooses avoidants. She dives in, it scares them so they’ll back off. And she’ll always do this cycle until she gets therapy

[@ninamc6116]

Exactly!!

[@Zarastro54]

“You really look like James Bond…’s stunt double!”😂 Darcy being so desperate to get married is as sad as it is embarrassing.

[@Bunny11344]

Funny enough she’s married to jorgie now

[@cosmosadorabilis7677]

The passive aggressive energy is absolutely crazy. I don't understand why people feel jealous of other's relationships. Seriously, if someone could explain it to me, I would appreciate. I understand being envious of certain things, but not someone's happy relationship.

[@joeyullmann6444]

Well, as someone who has friends and family with this mentality, id say its no different than having a rich family member while youre dirt poor. Do you understand that kind of envy? Even though these two examples are completely different, the way they feel is the same. For most people, being alone is fine because they can feel comfortable without the constant accompaniment and approval of another person, but for others, being alone is worse than death and they might as well be an unlovable wench.

[@am33-dj8zd]

But really not happy that's the sad part

[@janeeyre1990]

Imagine that you're unhappy. Unhappy with your life, unhappy with yourself. The actual solution is to work on yourself. Process your trauma, change your bad habits, cut out bad influences, become a better person. But that seems overwhelmingly difficult. And your inability to change makes you feel like even more of a failure. Then you see someone who *seems* happy. Doesn't matter if they are not, but they project happiness. The perfect life. All that anger and sadness and dissatisfaction that you feel about yourself? You can now direct it at that person, in the form of jealousy. And you start to try to emulate them and compete with them. Because that's infinitely easier than working on yourself.

[@janeeyre1990]

Basically, it's projection. It's easier to take negative feelings and direct them at another person, rather than keeping them inside and focused on yourself.

[@claudiagisolfi1665]

I had forgotten just how cruel Stacey was to her sister. Wow, that was horrifying.

[@crystalking676]

You might be the funniest narrator and recapped on the internet. More content please!!

[@toska5466]

Tom looks so uncomfortable and the bar is so low 😭😭

[@cmiller415]

The fact that Jesse said he was traumatized by being told how to cut a steak says a lot about him. Poor Jesse. 👶🏼

[@lunam7249]

hey!!! jesse!! thats NOT how you filet a steak you poor ghetto child!1 you never have had a steak in your life!!? just save up for hot dogs!!? layaway your hotdogs jesse!! im better than you soooooo...let me teach you how to prepare a steak!!😳😳😳🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️👶👶 , and your wiener is really really small!!! ive had girlfriends with bigger clits!!!😂😂🎉😂🎉🎉!!

[@bkkillafromda6170]

This show is addicting and the earlier seasons were pure gold lol

[@rosamy2017]

God Stacey is so horrible to Darcey. I don’t even think Darcey IS jealous, I think she wants to be close to her sister, including being in the same place in life, and her sister takes pleasure in the fact that Darcey isn’t in the same place as her

[@RubyBlueUwU]

I mean, she definitely is a little envious, but (within reason ofc) some envy is normal between siblings, and being twins must make things even more complicated, and Stacey clearly does want love and affection (like most humans) so it’s natural it would upset her a little, but Stacey 100% pushes it and actively makes it worse and rubs her relationship in Darceys face which causes the whole thing to boil over. It also then impedes Darcey from finding a relationship bc she acts like…this.

[@NeonSuperNovas]

No, she’s DEFINITELY jealous lmao.

[@nicoleb6219]

Don’t take this wrong but did you actually watch the show? I mean Darcey was ABSOLUTELY jealous of her sister and almost every time Darcey picked a fight Stacy would be the bigger person and let it go until she was tired of dealing with her sister coming at her all the time

[@lunam7249]

cruelty

[@luther1546]

That "I need more kisses" edit was savage. LOL

[@chrysrubio1024]

Tom looks like a Dollar Tree/Pound Town version of Colin Firth

[@Bthe312]

😂😂

[@dessertstealer]

LMFAO STOP!

[@jessicajamesspeaks]

More like Dollar Tree Jack Osbourne

[@wumbology6072]

Oh I’m so happy we’re diving back in! Please PLEASE continue with Tom & Darcy

[@alicestewert8552]

This first date really hurt me to watch. Darcey has VERY similar behaviors to my mother especially when she’s crying while drinking. This just left me..hurting…😬😬

[@lunam7249]

wow!! get counseling, move forward

[@pyrexprince]

The narcissism between these two sisters is insane

[@dwaynek6053]

I don’t watch reality tv so these recaps of “old” episodes are brand new to me!

[@ClairesMyth]

Haha Tom is so trying but super turned off bc it's way way too much.. "babe" 😭

[@YaLittleFriend]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@AshleyYelsha]

YES PLS COVER THE EARLIER SEASONS THEY WERE SO GOOD

[@andrewcruz1931]

It’s crazy how beautiful Darcy was before she butchered her face .

[@cupcakeordeath]

Jealousy is possessiveness over what you already have, and envy is coveting what another has. All this is envy, not jealousy.

[@gebert87]

This is why the language is getting worse

[@shalinalewis2957]

Thank you, people confusing the two gets on my nerves.

[@jordangracepatino]

Yup 100%

[@corinnekelley8133]

It seems like Stacy picks on Darcy a lot.

[@brianal7143]

She's was completely gaslighting Darcey the whole time. Yes Darcey is a train wreck but Stacey was loving it. They both need help!

[@staceyshere]

Back when they had their semi original faces. They have a weird unspoken competition between each other and Stacey takes joy in it.

[@CorridorJ]

God Tom really thought he was hugh grant in a shitty rom-com didn’t he

[@aliya6158]

I'm feeling he was aiming more at Colin Firth 😅

[@isitoveryet9525]

I always found it bizarre how everyone made him the bad guy, while Darcey was acting like an absolute lunatic. If a man acted as insane as she did on that first date, people would demand a restraining order…..but since it was Darcey, everyone made a million excuses. He was definitely a dbag, but she’s a train wreck

[@tshegotumelo]

You’re so mean😂😂😂😂

[@RubyBlueUwU]

I mean I think if he did he’d have been less freaked out by her acting like she was in a shitty rom com. Southern awkward British men do just exist.

[@LanDominiq]

Jessie was an ass but her trying to nit pick everything he did would drive me CRAZY as well.

[@brianal7143]

She definitely intentionally pushed his buttons. They were a disaster waiting to happen

[@traceyarnaud8433]

@@brianal7143I remember screaming at the tv, just let him cut the meat! And my daughter thought I was nuts 😂

[@traceyarnaud8433]

You can see the affect alcohol is starting to have on Darcy in these early episodes

[@hardshell9236]

She was acting like a mommy

[@RubyBlueUwU]

Considering how Darcey and Stacey act I’m not super surprised. They seem convinced this kind of behaviour is normal. Maybe she didn’t even realise she was doing it.

[@oliviaanne2468]

Tom was trying to be nice to Darcy, but Darcy made it all about her.

[@Dogapillar4Lyfe]

Whenever you use the "I need more kisses" voice clip I laugh so much

[@kinseybruno5920]

Omfg communion wafer is the best description of Tom ever

[@user-is6de8pp7k]

They both massively destroyed their faces.

[@absoluteterror9098]

If im on a date and someone reveals my date actually spent time making a vision board, I'd get up and leave without saying a word.

[@user-lt1jd1ye3v]

What’s wrong a vision board

[@kathymichael2323]

What's a vision board? Some sort of eye test??

[@carollangley2984]

A vision board is what you do when you’re locked up in a psychiatric hospital or an alcoholic drug rehab. You cut little pictures out of magazines and everything that you want to see in your life and then you visualize it. It’s very very adolescent and silly.

[@aadams862000]

You should’ve showed the part where Darcy freaked out because he salsa danced with another girl

[@Michatember]

and when Darcy begged Tom to sleep with her in the BnB.

[@neuroisis85]

Tom is just British. This is simply a British man in an uncomfortable situation. He's not Marmite on

[@smashyland]

4:31 missed out an opportunity for a “shaken…not stirred” 007 pun but I forgive you cas I love quick slice

[@andykimbot7097]

Twins usually love one another. These two seem to do everything possible to piss the other one off. It's really nasty at times. Very sad.

[@lunam7249]

they both did a 3way with a chad...a week later chad chose stacey...darcy has never recovered!!😳😳😳🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️👶🌝

[@andykimbot7097]

@@lunam7249 Thanks for the info. I did not know that! Thanks again, makes sense now. Must have shattered her mentally.

[@lunam7249]

@@andykimbot7097 not all twins play...but alot do....😳❤️❤️❤️

[@wendiweramundi2923]

Old 90 day fiancé vs New 90 day fiancé... the difference is like night and day. GREAT VIDEOS BTW, your sense of humor destroys me every time😂😂😂

[@rakantopinibl5736]

Sorry but Darcey is mainly the reason why her relationships are failing. She is pushy, doesn’t respect boundaries. If she was a man and Tom a woman, there would have been a lawsuit by now.

[@RubyBlueUwU]

She’s basically doing exactly what Big Ed does - she’s not as much of an ahole, but she’s got the same lack of respect for boundaries or their partners in general. They get one date and they’re in love, they get a second they’re planning the wedding, the person wants to slow down they don’t really love them and are breaking their heart and being fake. Then they cry about how they’ll never find love when the issue is (primarily) their approach to the relationship in the first place. Like going on all your first dates immediately planning a wedding pretty much guarantees you’re never gonna get one.

[@elleofhearts8471]

a lawsuit from who? women don't sue exes because they were pushy and weren't good with boundaries unless that's what you downplay SA and stalking as.

[@craz4jaymz]

She has the talent of bringing the worst out of people. And Stacey brings out the worst out of Darcey.

[@analea6531]

I feel bad for all parties involved in this mess it’s clear that they have both been battling self esteem issues for a while and siblings competition but my shady self is enjoying the chaos

[@Bftd_ed]

FINALLY! Chantelle and Pedro were the most controversial ones. I was absolutely shocked that you haven’t talked about them yet.

[@ilirlluka6789]

I am from Albania and I approve their vacation here, seeing how it contributed to their relationship and how many years later they will be sitting in front of some psycological fireplace being grateful to the randomness of the universe that made them select Albania instead of the Canary Islands, or Kenya, or whatever. Or maybe they won't, what do I know...I'm just a simple Albanian.

[@virginia3222]

So it’s true, Albanians are pretty much nuts.

[@kinseybruno5920]

Yes.

[@Fleshlight_Reviewer]

Albania sucks dude

[@balipsette]

This was beautiful

[@BlaxicanBeautyTV333]

😂

[@CornbreadOracle]

Stacy can sense that Darcy wants something more? Honey, Helen Keller could sense that Darcy wants something more.

[@enquiringmindswanttoknow699]

I'm British, this guy wouldn't be a catch here. So wooden and cold. He is like a characature

[@AisforApple1346]

Darcy looked the best here. I’m so sad she ruined her face

[@ifeelwierd2002]

I've always read the opposite into this situation on Darcy's part. Like, she wasn't crying cuz she was happy she came off as being disappointed and regretful over moving on and was just overcompensating and trying to force things quickly to not lose face on national tv/her ex. But idk lol thats just me 😅

[@ojs5988]

Darcy crying at every little thing got on my nerves so much especially when she was intoxicated

[@GC-pq6vm]

These girls sound like they’re 21. Also, they’ve both been married like twice. I get wanting to find love but this behavior is embarrassing.

[@danasandoval624]

These women are so cringey & they have ruined their looks. During the pandemic Darcy choose to live with the dic_ she was chasing (they hadn’t known each other long) over staying with her daughters. Her dad seems to always have her girls & pays more attention to them than Darcy does. The only reason Florian stays with Stacy is because she pays for everything. He cheated & she still kept the money flowing, they finally got married because Florian didn’t want his cash cow to get away. Same is going on with Darcy she & Georgie supposedly got married even though he treated her like crap but he wanted to keep the cash coming in, so now it will.

[@janetmartin5382]

Oh my gosh Darcy did marry him ??? WTF wow everything you said was spot on.

[@danasandoval624]

@@janetmartin5382 sadly yes.

[@PyramidsofGiza369]

Stacey acts like florian genuinely loves her so much but the truth is that he stayed with her in the first place because of money. If I was darcy,I would snap and tell stacey her man only with her for money. Florian is unemployed (idk about now)

[@NicoleMarie.]

She faked cried through all of these episodes after Jesse. She’s acting this way for the same reason Big Ed does what he does. It’s for the views

[@rakantopinibl5736]

Exactly

[@broforcefreedom4936]

Maybe but I see BPD here and trauma and need of serious therapy

[@PyramidsofGiza369]

She's just like that especially when she gets drunk

[@MarceloVeronezzi]

14:53 The subtle "I need more kisses" was hilarious. 🤣

[@moshunit96]

Im just amazed how much better they both looked in this old episode before all that plastic surgery. They've both ruined their looks and paid a doctor for the privilege.

[@Dovah21]

Darcey and Stacey are so performative and ridiculous that it's actually pretty sad. If I were in Tom's shoes, I don't think I could hold my tongue about their back-and-forth, I'd go, "I'm sorry, ladies, but what is this that you're doing here? Please stop, and if you can't, can we either hash this all out now or can you save it for a private conversation later so we can all just enjoy our time here?". Stacey absolutely loves how miserable Darcey is, clearly, so I'm guessing at some point they were maybe stealing men from each other, or I guess its possible that they never liked each other to begin with; there's something there we haven't been told about yet. Their father seems like a good man from what we've been shown and how he's carried himself on camera, so I'm disinclined to blame their upbringing. I know he's loaded, but maybe he was away for most of their childhood, working or whatever. That doesn't necessarily always turn children into clownish adults though. Sometimes ridiculous people are that way just because that's who they are.

[@sugarmayo5333]

I can actually confirm that Darcey and Stacey's father wasn't that much present in their life. I've seen a video analysis where a therapist dives into this information that the twins revealed themselves. The whole context is: their parents where divorced and their father was pretty much absent because he was travelling and enjoying a lavish life with hot young women, while they lived with their mother a normal, boring life. Also, they didn't have many friends because they were the weird, shy, nerdy twins.

[@craftlover9702]

Total drama and dysfunction! Learn to love yourself first so you stop suffocating anyone who crosses your path.

[@francinejones2524]

She ruined it by crying on the first date and her croaky crying voice.

[@danieltressel5411]

“Apparently you’re anti-juicy Jesse over here all of the sudden.” 😂😂😂

[@lunam7249]

jesse, the "thunder down under".... 1 whole inch of rock hard, relentless pounding jack hammer of fury!!😂🎉😂🎉🎉🎉

[@user-er6dn4by7v]

Darcy looked so beautiful with her natural face :c I hope she overcomes her insecurities and realizes she doesn't need fillers to fill an emotional gap.

[@mariamayub212]

I'm loving the retro series! Yeah, taking us back to those times, don't get why people want to be in love so quickly but then again there is that sibling rivalry seems to be the focus here.

[@mikmak2102]

I’m a twin myself but my twin and I don’t get along. Mind you she did sleep with two of my boyfriends in high school, didn’t make us closer. We have essentially competed our entire lives. Its exhausting. I’m now in a happy and healthy relationship and have a child, she has a pet bird she neglects and an abusive situationship going on. She constantly makes remarks towards my partner just to be petty.

[@samanthalake5011]

Yikes. 😬

[@victoriadiesattheend.8478]

Darcey is so obsessed with getting married that I think a lot of ppl don't realize that she HAS BEEN MARRIED ALREADY. So has Stacey. That's where Darcey's daughters came from. Stacey has a son college age at this point. He is not on any of the shows.

[@lorilouwho6804]

Wow that shot of Darcy and Tom in the beginning she looks sooo pretty 1:37

[@shayshaymann113]

Darcy is the epitome of the ‘hot mess express’! Literally, she’s got major unresolved issues

[@ketchupisasmoothie]

I usually don’t get secondhand embarrassment very often but this was hard to watch. I honestly feel so bad for Darcy. It’s obvious that she wants to be loved, like everyone. Kudos and thank you, QuickSlice, for your usual wit and hilarious commentary.

[@hardshell9236]

It’s OK to act this way when you are a teenager or in college but not when you are 40😂

[@whoevenknowss]

darcey’s sister making her jealous is so gross🤢 she knows her own sister best so idk why she’s getting on her nerves ugh so disgusting

[@Jules-916]

He likes his cucumber martinis shaken, not stirred, so it's more like a gross smoothie.

[@veggiezz]

I felt for Tom in this one 😅 He comes off a little abrupt sometimes but I think he's just trying to make things less awkward with dry humor. Obviously it all falls flat because nobody except for him has ANY interest in making things LESS awkward 😂

[@Sara-jy2bt]

I love how you slyly snuck "I need more kisses" into that video lmaooooo great video you're fucking hilarious

[@sabrinamerrick1271]

But Darcey blew up his phone. That’s a sign of insecurity on her part.

[@BuddhaBeanie]

Jesse’s ‘baby hairs’ are killing me! 😂😂😂what the hell did he do to rip those hairs? I know- it was all his tight, tiny ponytails.

[@altar_girl]

I actually feel very bad for Darcy. It seems like she’s allowed male partners to destroy her self esteem. Yes, I know choosing a partner is your choice, but there’s a level of desperation. She must be lonely. It’s also sad to see how pretty she was before all the surgeries. I wish she had a good friend that would’ve told her to stop…

[@samsongomah1318]

Sadly, most women these days just validate their friends' poor choices.

[@deeprollingriver52]

I like Tom. He’s real

[@HDGaminTutorials]

When your betrayed by every man in your life it really does affect you

[@terrafluent4238]

This is the fault of parents and society who steal your individuality from you by forcing you to be something extra with your twin, it's an interaction they force on you. When normal siblings may already find it hard to put boundaries or even cut off the other, a twin is very much shamed into not doing that.

[@RozettaVyper]

This is so cringe to see. I expect this behavior from a teenage girl not from a near 50 year old rich woman who has had children and been married before. The hell is wrong with Darcy? She JUST met him (not counting the online thing) and it's a **first date**. Tom has shown no signs of romantic interest. He's clearly egotistical and emotionally distant. It's damn obvious. Darcy's infatuated with his money and accent.

[@kolonarulez5222]

I started the Darcy saga in 2020 and she was a perfect lockdown distraction. I dyed my bangs blonde and got a few knock off love bracelets bc of her. I hope she's happy someday

[@isidorogyosho8041]

dont copy a lolcow's look, get ur own fashion damn

[@ScratchMarc.]

I love playing dress up too sometimes! Sometimes I'll dress as a gross foot and call myself Big Ed when I wanna scare my dogs

[@samsongomah1318]

Why model yourself after a deranged person?

[@lunam7249]

life is fun!!❤❤ you do you boo!!

[@Bijecarli]

"You're funny, you're attractive, you're beautiful...who have you been choosing?" Lmfaooooo, what a way to respond to someone complimenting you. How condescending 😂

[@bsangel93]

What a gift❤🎉 i always felt bad for Darcy and yet totally understand why the guys left.

[@RubyBlueUwU]

She doesn’t seem like a bad person but as she is she’s toxic as hell. She needs some professional help and to do some soul searching and self-improvement before she’s anywhere near ready to be someone’s partner, let alone be married. If she’d learned that lesson years ago and actually worked on herself instead of messing up her face and trying to speed run a marriage she could’ve been happily, healthily married by now :/

[@littIefairy]

I don't even think Stacey was trying to show off. She was just doing her thing, loving her boyfriend. But Darcey's jealousy amplified that display of affection, so it looked negative. But it wasn't.

[@liammoon9309]

Who needs enemies with family like this, yikes