THE MOST FUNNIEST BRITSH SOLDIER

Thanks Soldier

[@crybaby703]

“Dad, what did you do 10 years ago?” Dad:

[@haltocarrick5504]

Dad: I used my GMG *P* , with fookin purpose

[@TheKingEd1tor]

WELCOME TO MTV CRIBS

[@lad8142]

True

[@Creedio90]

Rxspzct funni meme format

[@Cheemster]

how in the world does this have 6.3k likes but only 6 comments??

[@Thegoldenerabodybuilding]

" We got open fresh air widows,.... Bulletproof in fact" 😂🤣😂

[@hotdog9259]

Can't break a window that doesn't exist

[@centurion756]

You see Ivan when you have net over hole enemy knows not if I has a bullet proof windows

[@sirsupesafro7637]

@@centurion756 i read this in a Russian accent and it made me chuckle

[@centurion756]

@@sirsupesafro7637 well now I am happy

[@deathswitch2008]

ah yes the standard issue bulletproof fresh air windows, used in every military installation

[@lemmy6782]

This is what happens to a Brit squadie when the tea rations are running low

[@goldcut3281]

Haha your funny...not

[@dudeskie2000]

@@goldcut3281 triggered

[@aarongofford3517]

Blunty 1 I’m English and thought this was funny 😂

[@dudeskie2000]

@@aarongofford3517 So am i. i was replying to the other dude who didnt rhink it was funny...

[@lemmy6782]

@@dudeskie2000 me too we got to have our cuppers fk the ammo aslong as the tetleys gets thru 😀

[@MrMarkguth]

It’s now 2021, hope he and his mates are still alive to laugh at this

[@dWFnZWVr]

I posted a link here a while back to a fb repost of this video where he was tagged. I think it’s been removed now because I assume people bothered the bloke-my bad lol. But, yes, those in the video are alive and well.

[@stephenbranigan3303]

Me too

[@xixi1x34]

Oh than it's nice if he is alive.

[@auberginereverie]

Some guy called "RandomGary" claims to be that extra dude. He has a reaction video of it and it will come second if you search it.

[@icealkion]

2022 now

[@uselesspatty4235]

Enemy Sniper:THIS GUY WON'T STAY PUT . British Soilder:THESE ARE BULLET PROOF WINDOWS.

[@itsyaboibenjones4279]

*Shakes in Taliban*

[@Gussyboy06]

The enemy wont shoot him because he has the balls to take his plate carrier off

[@somerandomdumbass7433]

*speak in bomb wire language*

[@dogz7506]

*Speak in vest underneath the shirt with a detonator in hand language*

[@ItsGorka]

Anonymous Chill Born in Wales, made in the British army.

[@mihailshevchenko2368]

I can sense the pushups this guy had to do after his platoon officer saw the video

[@mistakenface5316]

Turns out that he is the platoon leader

[@dylanmcgarry5993]

Mistaken Face hahaha ha. Laughing my head off of that was the case.

[@aaronlol6703]

Oof lad

[@paxmosley5950]

Nah , our military allow this shit to amuse our men for morale boost , unlike the American military

[@johncalabria1607]

Probably none, there’s no real infringement in this video. You could make an opsec argument, but I think it’s weak at best, nonexistent most likely

[@Patrick-er2ld]

commander: where's the backup The backup: welcome to MTV cribs

[@coolsceegaming6178]

patthemightymat Commander: can we order 50 more of this guy?

[@datboiashy2957]

The fact that he's in the sun, with no clouds, is enough for me to think he's the strongest Brit ever

[@loco4loco]

This is what happened when us Brits have too much sun

[@herknorth8691]

"Mad dogs and Englishmen"

[@LondonBikerReal]

@@loco4loco Cant blame them when they are out training in Wales and Scotland in the hills and mountains toughest terrain we got in our backyard as its just always shit raining sideways, muddy, cold and always groggy. Give a Brit sun like that they don't know where to put their emotions xD Usually bogged down from the weather

[@loco4loco]

@@LondonBikerReal indeed

[@nigelsheppard625]

​@@herknorth8691This one is Welsh.

[@souravdash3230]

This is what happens when a British drinks coffee instead of tea

[@jmemphisTX]

Ohh look, Another American that probably has never even left his fucking state

[@TheRealBleach]

@jamie cole It's a joke, we are supposed to be the best at banter and sarcasm mate you are a disgrace to the nation lol.

[@holmes6878]

@@jmemphisTX its a joke, dont go insulting dudes

[@jmemphisTX]

Ignatius Holmes or what ?

[@giraffe5967]

Why do Americans come up with the most original comments 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂

[@carnaljohnson4399]

“I’m the general, using this machine gun, with fookin purpose.”

[@riptidecosmos5772]

bourbon

[@carnaljohnson4399]

@@riptidecosmos5772 yuh

[@christiansantillan184]

General Purpose Machinegun

[@carnaljohnson4399]

Ted Bear Yuh

[@norayrizahanian1653]

carnal Johnson I saw this the second he said it

[@WxB2001]

*An enemy soldier watching all of this through his scope* Enemy One: What do you see? Enemy Two: It's very complicated

[@BBoySnakeDogG]

"They're just standing there...talking" "What are they talking about?"

[@Phobos_Thanatos]

Tea n shit brother

[@jako4576]

@@BBoySnakeDogG "You know what . . . . I fucking hate you."

[@Csolracl]

Geary rvb reference?

[@olly_evans]

"It appears to be some sort of mating ritual"

[@russellwilliams4317]

I served plenty with the British in the ME and can only say one thing---badass! They would NEVER give ground nor lose face. A force to be reckoned with!

[@notgadot]

🦁

[@rjtp2552]

I mean, he's not wrong about the windows being bullet-proof. Nothing breaks.

[@alexriv1737]

@Ghost God Gamingwut

[@norbertvarga1210]

Just your skull

[@liquidleopard4495]

Was it not funny when the soldier said it?

[@SomeKrieger]

RJ TP ya and it’s just fucking Magic when a corpse comes around. Use the fuckers as sand bags.

[@eazycakes2593]

The Taliban be like “don’t kill that guy. He’s funny...”

[@johnd.1855]

No replies so I'll break it. Also, 160 likes without a reply?! I'm offended for you. P.S I'm the 161 likes chap.

[@koreantoaster9246]

John D. Quiet dude we all agreed not to talk to him

[@shylz731]

LMFAOOO 💀^^^ the comments above me funny asf

[@osmanthuswine4928]

@@shylz731 shhhhhh

[@wolfd89]

like 421. sorry, not sorry.

[@helpfulhandgrenade1472]

Man suffers Delirium from tea withdraw (2009)

[@jeffhickingson174]

NOW THATS NO WAY TO TALK ABOUT A WELSH we like faking cider and beer

[@wsketchy]

@@jeffhickingson174 yeah thought I saw a dragon tattooed on his back thanks for the confirmation

[@Xander_Zimmermann]

Especially when we Americans throw it in the Boston harbor. 🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@wsketchy]

@@Xander_Zimmermann well that comment was unwarranted wasn't it

[@rubio1290]

Americans are British you moron

[@benivinson3693]

If the rest of the army had the energy this man had we’d still have the empire

[@InceyWincey]

They do, unfortunately the military aren’t actually run by the military but by politicians. Much of the military wanted to govern the empire very differently to how Whitehall wanted it done, and there are practically thousands of newspaper articles written by various figures from all parts of the establishment, but especially the military, warning that it could only ever lead to revolt. Books were even written on the subject. The biggest problem the military has is that it isn’t allowed to run things how it would really like to in its jurisdiction, because if they did everything would run perfectly and everyone would be safe and well provisioned, and then the public at home wouldn’t be scared of the military, which in turn would undermine the governments fundamental basis for control, and there would be nothing stopping the general public from more actively demanding the government be held to account.

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

@@InceyWincey yeah. In my opinion militaries should not be run by politicians.

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

@@InceyWincey how did the military want to govern the empire?

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

@@InceyWincey what is the fundamental basis of a governments control? The military? Surely someone realises that military members are normal people and that in a government tyranny like situation most of the military would usually side with the people.

[@blahblah8037]

@@Cooldude-ko7ps Yeap. Sure helped the jews in Germany. And the 100m dead soviets or Chinese. But yeah. They’ll side with you.

[@lauralishes1]

People like this are so valuable in the military. He probably got a lot of soldiers through their time even more than he knows.

[@augustferdinand6462]

You speak the truth. Thinking positive is everything in shitty situations such as war.

[@arandomkreiger2191]

Pma

[@markiv2361]

yeah, that sums up the british armed forces, a bunch of clowns with guns.

[@markiv2361]

@@noblesix8549 no, I myself am British and my comment ment they act like clowns, they are great soldiers I just meant they had a good sense of humor

[@Interdiction]

@@noblesix8549 He meant CLOWNS .He is not to be trusted

[@frederickt8423]

I love how people used to post videos on KZbin just for fun and not for the cash

[@connorfithen8160]

Facts

[@KrefOner]

damn right noone seems to be addressing this foken e beggars

[@ahuman2179]

Same

[@grootsChannel]

i still do that :p theyre in dutch tho

[@raitamangfamily517]

Aw man I miss those times

[@liamf4056]

How to get 1 million views: •Low quality camera •No clickbait •Post before 2012

[@saucesfc8946]

Liam SF and wait 5 - 10 years later

[@rdpmedia4606]

They have a low quality video because they can’t bring these huge cameras to Afghanistan and fight a war...

[@salesconsultant9294]

@@rdpmedia4606 Or the fact it was probably recorded earlier than 2010?

[@bullshitter905]

SalesConsultant no no that can’t be it

[@echothegecko5248]

Ryan Pfister or it was because this was in 2010 when we didn’t have good cameras like today

[@saxonstacker7269]

Soldier's humour is unique. Humour out of adversity. Brilliant.

[@öoööäoööä]

He protecc He attacc but most importantly He laughs bacc

[@DarkShadows-me2fj]

No man, he protecc, he attacc, but most importantly he laughs bacc

[@öoööäoööä]

Dark Shadow haha good idea

[@DarkShadows-me2fj]

Your welcome bro

[@Benjiman645]

Did you change your name yet

[@bobthedude9424]

He can't protecc He can't attac Bust most importantly He forgot to get his pills back.

[@josephlim2567]

The enemy sniper on the other side: "Oh shit he is back at it again"

[@potatolikesbionicle1673]

Taliban officer:ah shit... everyone guns down and scopes out Eian is back at it again with our weekly entertainment

[@wolfenstein3015]

"Everybody quick its the British comedy hour!"

[@freakishlyundead1050]

I cracked up reading this comment.

[@pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965]

@@wolfenstein3015 lol

[@teamroberts5820]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gregorysolo3992]

Taliban commander : why didn't you shoot him? Taliban sniper : I was.. laughing

[@ins34]

220 likes and no replies? What a world

[@gregorysolo3992]

@@ins34 I didn't even realize I got so many likes thx for you reply btw

[@k.dalexander3803]

seen like 10 of the same comment

[@urma7713]

I just that fucking pfp.

[@wessexdruid5290]

He was - Welsh.

[@TheREALJWMGaming]

And here we have, the GPMG, or as I like to call it, the GMGP - I'm the General, using this Machine-Gun, with fucking Purpose" Love it😂🤣😂

[@Mod-rw9cw]

Gimpy

[@yuripuri639]

GMGP does sound better than General Purpose Machine Gun.

[@nepnepguythegreatestofall]

Introducing the fully automatic General Machine-Gun Purpose

[@wiretom]

Killed me off that 😂

[@saintkartano]

Ought to be on the currency!

[@neeltheother2342]

"I'm the general using this machine gun with fucking purpose." ded

[@Fighting_Fatigue_117]

Say that in squad when you have a gobby soldier telling you what to do with the machine gun.

[@wulfengel]

I love being British for that very reaon, the way how we talk

[@jabezteng9872]

I'm calling my GPMG the GMPG from now on

[@neodutch]

@@jabezteng9872 GMGP

[@carlnewman24]

@@neodutch or just call it a Jimpy like every other crayon eatin' mong

[@-MCdtJhundrelonAndres-PltnECoB]

He really is, boosting their morale.

[@blurred939]

Yeah. And Soldiers like him are necessary in today’s Military.

[@GruesomePizza1992]

There's always a few platoon clowns, this is hilarious.

[@LOLMGS]

@@GruesomePizza1992 he was maby one of the school clowns and just evolved into that Lol

[@StanOwden]

You really need a high moral to kill innocent civilians.

[@Pmp_258]

Bros carrying morale on his back

[@Kyle0ng]

flares to shoot at the locals when they're fuckin' about :'D

[@R0C4I]

what does it mean fuckin about?

[@Kyle0ng]

@@R0C4I Messing around, acting silly.

[@R0C4I]

@@Kyle0ng Thanks for an answer.

[@captaincacksparrow9517]

“No staff sergeant they where already burnt to a crisp when I got here, I promise”

[@maxmccann5323]

Fucking locals*

[@mst7806]

This made me laugh and smile. Greeting from Australia. I hope this bloke is having a great life after serving.

[@floatahhh]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇦🇺 you guys are our blood cousins

[@mst7806]

@@floatahhh Absolutely.

[@superdotnsw]

ARMA 4 leaked gameplay

[@allenbackbone]

Someone needs to make a goddamn mod for Arma 3 with this blessed of a man

[@Syrruies]

THIS HAS TO BE THE TRAILER FOR ARMA 4

[@itsyaboibenjones4279]

*Leaked footage of Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 4 (Colourized)*

[@ps4trolling681]

Super Dot not a good idea

[@kate86ss]

😂

[@ghostwolfsniper1981]

I like the fact that he says "biinoocculaaerrrrrs" then stares into the empty zone

[@darthbane2552]

LMFAOOOO 👍

[@ghostwolfsniper1981]

23 likes. Woah

[@ghostwolfsniper1981]

:) 30 likes

[@ghostwolfsniper1981]

80!!!! Likes!!!

[@cameronleach5902]

ghostwolfsniper_ 76 146 likes

[@theburninman5907]

9 years later, 500th time watching this shit. It's still bloody hilarious.

[@ibizenco]

August 2021: This WAS Helmand province. My heart and thoughts to out to all good Afghans, who will now be suffering under the taliban again.

[@leisureclub_]

they were also suffering under American + NATO presence also... Airstrikes always killed civilians including children, women & old people from more than 20 years... but yeah... that was not allowed to be shown to the world...

[@hannahdyson7129]

@@leisureclub_ Sadly its much much worse for them now. 😞

[@UkSapyy]

It was the airstrikes that did this. If Americans put boots down on the ground and helped the afghan goverment before they started bombing the place for the revenge of 9/11 we would'nt have todays problems. Those air strikes created more tailiban fights than they killed.

[@johnjason1251]

@@UkSapyy yep

[@johnjason1251]

@@leisureclub_ also a few US soldiers did abuse their Power by killing civilians on purpose and also many other brutal Things...

[@BruMonger]

Imagine him doing running commentary during a war 😂

[@dogz7506]

“IF YOU LOOK ON YOUR RIGHT, YOU’LL SEE AN ISIS MEMBER WITH A SNIPER RIFLE TRYING TO HIT OUR HEADS WITH LIVE ROUNDS!”

[@ArialArialArial]

ALL THE ALLIES THE ENEMIES BRAKE DOWN OF LAGHIN AND THE WAR STOPS HAHAHA

[@drugdealer4357]

Where I don't see any

[@coolsceegaming6178]

Giovanni Stirapanny i’d join that war in an instant just to be in his division.

[@hank6624]

"IF YOU LOOK ON YOUR RIGHT, YOU'LL SEE A TANK COMING OUR WAY AND IT'S SHOOTING AT US BUT IT KEEPS MISSING!!"

[@nmus6246]

America: we got Carl Norway: we got læfy Britain: we have a random soldier that's funny

[@pepeshel8445]

Justin. Hi big up læfy

[@darthbane2552]

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

[@darthbane2552]

Stfu Carl lol

[@Matteo64985]

ISIS: we got abu hajar

[@Navoii.]

Lol

[@makeourday1075]

"flares to shoot at the locals when they're fucking about" lmao

[@teamroberts5820]

😂😂😂😂

[@poriccrompton]

Just what us welsh do 😂

[@generalgrenade6463]

Just a kid walking around reload the gpmg

[@req6385]

Hearts and minds maddafaaaakka.

[@LOLMGS]

I heard Apartment instead of about

[@auberginereverie]

i understood 85% of the words he said due to the cameraman laughing out loud, yet it's still enough to give me a good laugh

[@keelanbrown7747]

"He died serving our country" "He was a great cameraman" "How'd he die?" "Well... uh... Laughter"

[@atomicbetrayal1]

WE FINALLY FOUND THE WEAKNESS OF THE ALMIGHTY CAMERAMAN: LAUGHTER

[@LumboDumbo]

@@atomicbetrayal1 CAMERAMAN AIN'T IMMORTAL ANYMORE EHHEHEHEHHEHE

[@davidlipton7818]

The killer joke

[@boffffff]

i wonder if he is still alive?

[@planespotterjl]

@@boffffff and who he is

[@napoleonbonaparte4951]

And that's how Britain conquered half the world

[@Flakz911]

Absolute madness

[@Flakz911]

@Qᴜɪᴄᴋ Sᴀɴᴅ like your country never invaded anywhere lol the difference is we conquered while you get your ass kicked

[@lordsofafan372]

@Qᴜɪᴄᴋ Sᴀɴᴅ twat 😂

[@Vivigreeny25]

This reply section, oml-

[@fennymitch2019]

lords of afan I agree

[@dangerouswater]

I wonder if there was a sniper 2 miles away thinking "I am having a hard time getting steady on him....."

[@wasabiemans]

I doubt any Afghan sniper has the weapon or skill capable of 2 miles but I get the joke lol

[@orlock20]

+TheNoobStevio The AK-47 used by the Afghans can't hit a human sized target at 200 yards twice even if its stuck in a vice. To make it worse, they tend to chop off the butt and shooting it while the rifle is at their hip or way over their heads. Accuracy is not their strength.

[@wasabiemans]

orlock20 definitely not

[@wasabiemans]

***** lol

[@kubo0691]

lol

[@just_violet]

Only OG players can remember when the trailer was used as loading screen...

[@danielmcdonald2046]

I hope he doesn't get kicked out of the army. 😂😂🤣😂

[@WembleyGaming]

Daniel McDonald he’s all good and he left by his own accord a year or two ago I think

[@Celestial1000]

@@WembleyGaming can I get more info on that?

[@WembleyGaming]

ADITYA Tiger think so mate, facebook account called FYB is an army banter page, they posted this vid and he commented on that Facebook post saying what I said

[@sebby324]

He died. Not

[@sexysydney3502]

Hes the commander

[@martinsohajek6111]

When you showing your room to your girlfriend.

[@scarzandy436]

FACTS

[@danielgraham5199]

Can’t relate

[@Creedio90]

xd lmao

[@Myemnhk]

This is the cum corner

[@BigDaddy-je2nq]

I only got as far as the mounted machine gun in the window before she left, must of had to change clothes from her wetness

[@kienanl8370]

"im the general, using this machine gun, with fucking purpose" - quality

[@nanoqht285]

He sounded Australian when he Said that.

[@leew8812]

@@nanoqht285 no. he sounded Welsh.

[@guardsman-against-the-chaos]

@@leew8812 defiantly Welsh probably around Swansea way.

[@hmshood319]

@@guardsman-against-the-chaos Swansea for the win

[@harlech703]

@@guardsman-against-the-chaos Sounds like a Bridgend accent and I think he said Bridgend too

[@SpotownProductions]

As an American i would drink a beer with him, he would fit in well with the country boys cheers.

[@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142]

soft fat yankees shut up brits and russians are the best

[@derth9230]

@@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 bot

[@kitma9]

@@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 bot

[@hog7302]

@@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 you wish

[@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142]

@@hog7302 wish what. THIS IS A FACT the only thing that gives u courage is a gun. u have no guts u pussies. never have i ever heard of a tough yankee never. what have u guys done that might impress anyone apart from california and the pussies u can get on holiday. u have never won a war and will never

[@warpz6095]

*War is hell* Modern day british soldier: hold my tea

[@haltocarrick5504]

Now, war is HOTEL

[@truck965]

@@haltocarrick5504 trivago

[@rubio1290]

Apantard we drink as much alcohol as you do

[@mr.bobitto1012]

Yogward no you don’t 😂

[@kronix3891]

Apantard stereotypical but funny

[@kepone3121]

he has "gay lord" written on his plate carrier 0:28

[@2lbsTrigrPull]

Nice catch! ^^

[@SorcererAC0]

Roland Owen You have a lot of fuckin chromosomes in ur eyes good find

[@Selvesteholmen]

Nice one man

[@SorcererAC0]

best amv there's writing above the straps stranger

[@awddfg]

*_gay brit_*

[@lucasfg3]

Open bullet proof windows! HAHAHA

[@playlists1168]

the flatscreen's no more! xD

[@wanqwer]

More like bullethrough :D

[@edisonpalicdon5058]

wanqwer budum tsss

[@firstnamelastname7374]

The window are only bulletproof if you don't get shot

[@bepisdogger5355]

it's probably Hot inside the vehicle

[@deeoneill801]

People don’t actually realise how much a sense of humour is actually needed, plus…you will talk about everything. Literally, fucking, everything.

[@User-dc6sm]

jeah thats why the sententence "you need a good sence of humor in a trench comes from" If you are stuck in a foxhole with a guy for 9 hours, you better entertain yourself so that you don't go crazy

[@hansindp4914]

Aims flare *Shoot at the fookin' locals*

[@rrazelp833]

You have adorable senko as a picture with name of german senko and soviet backround go to war with you it would be over in 5 minutes

[@JakeBWFC]

Ye when the locals fookin about innit

[@youalreadyknow1336]

When they FUCKIN ABOUT

[@boi8825]

Locals: *confused screaming*

[@khanjaaan5800]

local wil fuck u p they born in war they dont care

[@subscriberswithvideoscha-kz9cq]

ok youtube recommends this to me 8 years later

[@atanpeep4162]

It had to be cleared

[@edwardzero9275]

9 for me

[@griffindachel4246]

I watched this video like 4 years ago and now it’s back

[@atanpeep4162]

@@griffindachel4246 RECOMENDED RE RE RE WIND

[@sextus541]

Me too

[@davudlastname2545]

"Hey ahnid what are the enemies doing?" "I have no idea but that shirtless man is getting very violent I think we should surrender"

[@amir3508]

*Bushes start retreating*

[@osmanthuswine4928]

*wait... but I don't see any bushes...*

[@amir3508]

@@osmanthuswine4928 *cuz they already left*

[@ImReal0]

E

[@cageybee7221]

"no, that doesn't work. remember what happened last time we tried to surrender?"

[@Uaeboravisma]

2:48 "pen y bastard bont" gotta love he added Bridgend

[@laszlobiro3588]

He protecc He attac But most importantly He invade iraqq

[@pisiontgroszyv2116]

THIS IS AFGANISTAN !!!

[@sosukeaizen8224]

Dolcsászár just like a person said

[@FoxyBoxery]

Lmfao

[@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot]

Lmao

[@Lasko395]

Oh shit you killed me😂😂😂

[@timeframe4985]

If there's one thing I noticed about soldiers is that once they get bored they tend to do some quality shit.

[@chrisrosalez8619]

They take a quality shit

[@notlogical4016]

@@chrisrosalez8619 in a non-quality environment.

[@williewilson2250]

With terribly recording quality

[@familyaccount9750]

And funny humour

[@comradepootis3665]

This is what happens when you go into tea withdrawl.

[@itsukavonhyakuya6145]

pretty much

[@EthanThomson]

@@nolimitarmani the fucking accent

[@fetyrol7108]

*the welshman whispers* :"oh cil ni fyddwn ni'n yfed te"

[@smogz7023]

The accent easy

[@derekmate4833]

Comrade Pootis wrong country bro

[@kibster9325]

"we've got no twin towers" well neither does the us, remember the reason ur there m8.

[@theceo678yearsago5]

Lol

[@tacocat0436]

This is actually just footage of Sovietwomble & ZF Cyanide in Arma 3

[@oomphlagwumpla650]

Noice true

[@rilbitz8364]

Lmaooo

[@catalin5945]

LOL

[@XxRYNxX-cc8vg]

True

[@Gussyboy06]

I was wondering if anyone else here watched them

[@IISkullzyII]

Girls Sleepovers: Omg the new boy at our school is so cool. Boys Sleepovers: 0:00

[@ahmad_irf42]

0:00 doesnt work my dood, ya need to use 0:01

[@عبدالرحمناشقر-غ6و]

@@ahmad_irf42 it does work

[@bannerherr8815]

the new boy:

[@LHoriginal]

@@عبدالرحمناشقر-غ6و not on phones

[@عبدالرحمناشقر-غ6و]

@@LHoriginal im on my phone and it works

[@amc3]

Under such conditions, you need humor to survive. Welsh comedy at its best.

[@drshanka5899]

💪🏻🐑🐑

[@jjnuth9467]

He lives near me

[@NormadYT]

Welsh? How

[@jjnuth9467]

Normad he's from south Wales. He even says he's from pen y bont. Welsh for Bridgend

[@gelke1183]

when does he say Pen Y Bont, I'm in Swansea but

[@hans1783]

And people questioned their sanity... The fact that he's wearing all that gear in a 12-hour-long sauna is already madness inducing in itself.

[@anthonysimpson01]

"this is my bed" *points at dirt* i shouldn't have found that part so funny, but i did

[@maxmuller8633]

He slept there for weeks so, must quite comfortable eh?

[@stefciok]

His "pillow" looked comfy aswell

[@spongebitchbobface]

You have a very beautiful face on that profile pic of yours. Might i ask Who the artist was that did your headshots?.

[@saiayaphets0017]

His family : I wonder how he's doing in Afghanistan, I'm so worried that place is a hell of a nightmare Him:

[@smithers4420]

The thing is that in that place 1 day you can be messing around like that, the next day you are dead. private Chris Grey wrote a letter home to his mother saying that nothing much was going on. Before she received it he had been shot dead.

[@xxxxxx5868]

@@smithers4420 Now you're making me sad

[@billybob-xy5pt]

@Mr. Devor he is British, not English

[@billybob-xy5pt]

@Mr. Devor ... are you hearing yourself lol, he obviously has a British passport, therefore he is British.

[@billybob-xy5pt]

@Mr. Devor British is citizenship status, nothing more, You can be every race in the world and British.

[@ayushmagar3267]

yo hopefully this man aint dead, he a legend

[@WembleyGaming]

Trip he’s alive for sure, he left the army a year or two ago I think.

[@ayushmagar3267]

@@WembleyGaming thank god man, if i had the money ill go to his house and kneel down to him no cap

[@ankahstanley9082]

@@WembleyGaming how the fuck do you know?

[@protalukoriginal4560]

@@ankahstanley9082 facebookaccount dude ;)

[@rodgerrhodes4601]

@@protalukoriginal4560 account name?

[@infernosgaming8942]

Been 14 years and "I'm the general, using this gun, with fuckin purpose" still gets me

[@nodeloliver6201]

This guy is a riot. Any Taliban sniper with a crosshair on him is either furious because he can't stay put, or laughing his ass off at the pure absurdity. I love it.

[@TheWeedyBird]

hahahah dfkm

[@mubaris.s]

They wouldn't even understand what he is doing

[@nodeloliver6201]

@@mubaris.s Taliban commander: Mahmoot, what are you doing? Mahmoot: Shhh, I'm watching western television.

[@Makelikepotatoesw]

American Version: "We got pimped out muthafuckin rims; paid for by, you guessed it: your tax dollars"

[@1500Chevy]

Brayden it’s also like that everywhere else.

[@camoningerland8212]

Lol bruh bad joke, practically every country gets taxed the hell out of.

[@camoningerland8212]

@The Valkist Just a name, not meaning I am actually one

[@darthbane2552]

Hahahaha

[@tinyrin212]

@@1500Chevy r/woooosh

[@Soop_Man]

13 years later and this is still funny

[@jackmcgee6827]

Excessive use of the f-word, rapid-fire comedy with no hesitation, way too comfortable to the point of slight insanity, and at least one reference to Her Majesty? Definitely a Brit.

[@stefanQ10]

bla bla

[@Stoviecakes]

***** Ah he is being endearing. I'd take it as a compliment.

[@justrob5605]

Common British thing :P

[@SUBSOUNDFORUM]

The bloody great welsh flag tattoo on his back should be a slight hint

[@jackmcgee6827]

If I'm not mistaken, Brit can refer to the entire island of Great Britain. I could be mistaken.

[@Adamm0896]

1:40 I'm the general, using this machine gun, with fucking purpose.

[@030lilmax]

i dont understand this line

[@zCopyCatz]

The weapon is called a GPMG (General Purpose Machine Gun)

[@030lilmax]

Ah i see, i did understand the GMGP part but not that particular line, thanks bud

[@thedonofbgfmakoflatty172]

That was the best part for me as well!

[@KirillTheBeast]

"I'm the General, using this Machine Gun, witha phacking Purpose" pure gold right there, m8

[@JoeOvercoat]

That came so out of left field that I thought I misheard. Too funny.

[@davidcarrasco118]

"Open aired windows.....BULLET PROOF in fact!!!"......that did it for me 🤣

[@Rykeroli]

You know when a video is legendary when: - Its 10 years or older - It has a simple title - The video quality is garbage - Lasts for less than 2 minutes - Has absolutly no context - Has millions of views - Its recommended by youtube - The channel that uploaded it has no more than 5 vids

[@mwhd629]

7/8

[@itsrenov8]

correct

[@InceyWincey]

Less than 2 minutes?

[@fifthbusiness1678]

You forgot to add that it is truly hilarious.

[@johnjason1251]

Haha yessss

[@simonyip5978]

"I'm the general, using this machine gun with purpose.." hahaha.. He sounds like he is from South Wales to me, and the way that the soldier from either the Royal Irish Regiment or the Irish Guards saluted as the Welsh lad calls him "a paddy.. he's come to visit" made me laugh because I can imagine the banter between the Welsh and the Irish soldiers at that base. On a serious level he said it was May 2009. Both 2009 and 2010 were the worst two years for British casualties in Afghanistan (out of 455 killed between 2002 and 2014, half were killed between 2009-2010). During 2009 and 2010 about 220 British troops died (about 110 in both of those years and many hundreds of wounded in action each year, and the majority of the casualties were inflicted on young lads like this in the infantry battalions). It's good to see that they can laugh even though they were at a patrol base in Helmand Province and were probably engaged in a lot of intensive fighting during that time.

[@crazycojo04]

Simon Yip 2:48

[@ghostpepper3099]

He has a Welsh flag tattoo on his back😂

[@simonyip5978]

@@crazycojo04 did he say Pen y Bont?

[@crazycojo04]

Simon Yip yeah sounded like

[@jwadaow]

He said Bridgend also

[@syamilharith2827]

Who else got this in their recommended 10 years later

[@datura0000]

I will not disclose that information without you telling me what you want it for.

[@syamilharith2827]

@@datura0000 ok boomer

[@datura0000]

By the way, recommendations are based in WHAT you watch, not WHEN was recorded/uploaded

[@DadVader]

Yep 😎

[@bobbyflen248]

I watched it 10 years ago... man do i feel old...

[@elychkapisechka]

Best word in this video : "Fucking"

[@namelessnick9791]

you tube recommended never fails to impress

[@bengen3630]

So does your english mate

[@Kazmll229]

@@bengen3630 Its a typo you stupid dumbass.

[@fhsjdjskkshi]

@@Kazmll229you're the dumbass

[@user-rl1eq8ml1h]

Would like but 420

[@trupac8294]

@@bengen3630 young dagger dick well you just made me laught

[@SuperOctimusprime]

Can we give him a medal? XD

[@ArkSylv]

Much Medal. Very Crib. Such Gun. WOW

[@ArkSylv]

***** Such Nigel. Very Maloney

[@Huskeraa]

***** Dont be an ass...

[@Huskeraa]

***** U WOT M8?!

[@ArkSylv]

***** LOL! I'M IN A FREAKING QUICKSCOPE/NOSCOPE CLAN

[@hoot9736]

GOT AN AMERICAN VET LAUGHING HERE !!!! CAN'T BEAT THE BRITISH HUMOUR !!!! CHEERS !!!!

[@BlameTheLag]

hes welsh nott english

[@solfennell8981]

@@BlameTheLag And he didn't say English he said British and Wales is British

[@ziggyshaw4060]

Never said he was English

[@ziggyshaw4060]

Blame The Lag there’s a reason we call it the United Kingdom or Great Britain

[@yamabushi170]

@@BlameTheLag He said 'British' you f*cking donkey

[@nspinicelli]

I loved the brits in Helmand. And the Danish.

[@toucan5109]

the afgan sniper lookin at him be like: نينيزسنسرنس

[@NomaDz2K]

كافر

[@kevinkocher9347]

The fact that there was no sniper fire surprised me they are in one of the hottest hot zones in Afghanistan.

[@quentinlopez7127]

@@kevinkocher9347 Yeah sure. They are under attack all the time because they are in one of the hottest hot zones! Thats why they thought: Well we have time for this type of video right? I bet you have no fucking idea where they are, you wouldnt even know it is Afghanistan without them saying..

[@Johndoe200I]

I dont speak noodles.

[@logi__]

@@quentinlopez7127 I bet hes on google maps right now to prove you wrong hahahaha

[@docgillygun9531]

God bless this guy for being able to decompress and find some humor and levity while far from home and creature comforts in a hostile land full of people that want to kill him. God bless those who serve, protect, and heal others.

[@Nathan-km9su]

Bradley Erickson that’s the British 😉

[@krake8427]

@@BenLW81 Pretty sure no Brits give a toss hahahaha

[@EthanThomson]

Everyone in the british isles stopped giving a fuck after the last succesful invasion

[@adolfhitler-ml4rc]

Idk imCanadian

[@connorlagden9005]

Bradley Erickson Fucking hell mate he’s havin a laugh

[@yoshibutkagekira7899]

Hold on, we're under attack? Let me finish my tea first

[@dynamitedinosaur4601]

Pretty Much.

[@mohammedfahad3564]

I’m guessing ur American 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@jacobchristie5818]

it's such a stupid stereotype - from an englishman

[@sid5454]

Ur gay

[@exoticno2386]

Go to mc Donald’s you fat shit

[@domjonah4329]

There have been people like this through each and every conflict around the world. God Bless them all.

[@lilpotatozrcool1142]

Why I love being British. You get these people everywhere. 😂😂

[@fynnla.e]

You better be Welsh or you can leave.

[@rosspatterson1233]

Thwack probably the stupidest comment I’ve seen.

[@fynnla.e]

@@rosspatterson1233 elaborate

[@rosspatterson1233]

Thwack it doesn’t matter where in the uk they are from. They’re just saying that they’re proud to be British after seeing this video. It doesn’t matter if the soldiers Welsh, Wales is in the UK, and he is a British soldier

[@fynnla.e]

@@rosspatterson1233 no, because Wales is superior and this is common knowledge, I see you are not from the UK because otherwise you would know that Wales is the UK, everything in the UK is Wales.

[@adamcorrigan2044]

“One of Her Majesty’s finest 30mm Cannon!” Haha brill!

[@nigelsheppard625]

"Two paracetamol, big fucking Headache "

[@DingoXBX]

this should be in modern warfare 2 remastered

[@joshuakleiser1504]

It didn't :(

[@kevinbmx2225]

That would be cool though.

[@FatFroggers]

yes just yes

[@marvinc9994]

Well done, Mr Biden: your brilliant 'tactical withdrawal' makes all the sacrifice by British and American soldiers and their Afghan friends and helpers SO worthwhile ! And those kindly Taliban chaps are ESPECIALLY grateful.............

[@neodutch]

Tru Dat.

[@highonsmog]

British could have added more troops, and taken over.

[@janpatka3303]

Welp, the agreement with Taliban was signed when Trump was still in charge. Both Biden and Trump are to blame. Also, other countries also had their soliders in Afghanistan. Like mine, Czech Republic.

[@neodutch]

@@janpatka3303 Welp? Ok Boomer. Biden trashed everything Trump did, but was seemingly married to this one. But he changed the dates to the worst possible time. This is all Biden.

[@fwuan]

This guy better be in Cod modern warfare 2019

[@ispentthenightin7721]

He is a rare NPC on the campaign. You can hear him talking about the bulletproof windows a mile away

[@Catwoman2904]

@@ispentthenightin7721 loooool hahahaha

[@M_Alistair]

He's busy shooting flares at the fooking locals

[@madhattergaming6473]

@@ispentthenightin7721 What misson? 😂

[@madhattergaming6473]

@Rahmat Izzat He could be ghost

[@popinmo]

It litteraly looks like a bunch of kids just playing arround mostly at the end where you see thay inocent laugh

[@rickydugan8490]

That's literally what war is 75% of the time lmao

[@Torth121]

It says “my lord”

[@moorshound3243]

most soldiers are kids 16 to 21

[@rasmussyrjala1370]

@Toori Baba well it is for the soldiers. They are young people.

[@popinmo]

@kie I read the first 50 words

[@timberstove7029]

This guy was so British that the water in the jerrycan turned into beer and the base later became a pub for the locals called “the shooting flare”

[@theobrignall4159]

Dont wanna be that guy but he's Welsh

[@timberstove7029]

@@theobrignall4159, you not being that guy, that’s why I said British not English

[@jdottdeestv8149]

Even read it with a Welshes accent too mind you.

[@mitchsudar5859]

@@theobrignall4159 oh and another thing he’s serving in the British army because guess what you guessed it again he’s British

[@mitchsudar5859]

@@theobrignall4159 don’t be that guy then, don’t say you don’t wanna be that guy when you obviously do, he is British because guess what Welsh Scottish English people are all British and Northern Irish

[@lxwyaviation]

Now then, onto my little friend. The GPMG. Or as I like to call it, the GMGP. I'm the general, using this machine gun, with fucking purpose

[@joecook5689]

British soldiers are so good they have a sense of humor. We all love you. From America

[@simonshotter8960]

Stop starting fucking wars you drag us into

[@simonshotter8960]

Love Great Britain x

[@playgirl120011]

simon shotter how about don’t help us? Not like we need ya

[@joecook5689]

@@Amoore-vv9wx I do. And ok, I was born in Lancashire. But I emigrated to the states when I was three.

[@playgirl120011]

alister moore your point? If we were willing to put in all our effort, we would single handedly conquer the Middle East lol. They literally throw rocks as a form of attack. I respect you fellow brits but I promise we don’t need you the slightest you guys are just a delicacy.

[@HiveQu33n]

"I'm the general, using this machine gun, WITH FUCKING PURPOSE!" lmao

[@MrMcfish]

Americans: English boys are so charming English boys:

[@lake5520]

Mr Mcfish Welsh*

[@ciaransmith481]

Not english, welsh. Has the welsh flag on his back. Even says pen y bont

[@1500Chevy]

Literally no American said that

[@jeffo9401]

Did a British guy just compliment himself?

[@alexburgess8082]

Yanky hes Welsh boyo

[@lemon6823]

0:19 notice how he says 2009 and the video is uploaded in 2010, they needed to wait a whole year to get to their home and upload the video lol

[@shadowtrooper262]

10 years ago man...where is this soldier now? Just hope he is still fine drinking his tea and finding this funny video.

[@charlesthebeagle4989]

Probably beer instead of tea

[@szymon4507]

@@charlesthebeagle4989 ALCOHOLIC ALCOHOLIC ALCOHOLIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@jimbok21]

@@charlesthebeagle4989 probably, he is welsh

[@ziggyshaw4060]

Jimbok21 omg Welsh is British

[@jimbok21]

@@ziggyshaw4060 well drinking tea is kind of an English thing more than a British thing. Main reason other people say it's a British thing is because they don't realise that the other countries in Britain are nothing like England

[@tomheather1338]

Gay

[@Kazmll229]

k

[@tomheather1338]

@@Kazmll229 is that k short for Kan't tie my shoes to save my life?

[@Kazmll229]

@@tomheather1338 no just ok

[@goose5423]

@@Kazmll229 brother what you doing here

[@Kazmll229]

@@goose5423 I got lost on the intetnet brother.

[@bradleyadamson6925]

taped 9 years ago. wow

[@dygi7631]

Ikr

[@olive0il557]

Hope he got back safe

[@adilhuddz9668]

8years ago

[@halespookyjim5546]

9? dony u mean 8? TImE TrAvvLeRR

[@smallduck968]

HaleSpOokyJIM 5 no. The date uploaded is different to what he said at the beginning of the video. May 2009

[@blackcat5159]

Humour when facing adversity shows character and strength , hope he is still with us and not suffering PTSD. Bet he gets bought beers all night , thanks for your service.

[@eifion69]

Makes me proud to be Welsh and a Veteran. Well done that man. 💂🏻‍♀️👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@TheDannyboi94]

Hope you're well Eifion

[@camo_out_in_the_woods-35]

Makes me proud to be Welsh aswell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 I believe he's got a Newport or Cardiff accent

[@reubendobbs8011]

Yep God's country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏉

[@aileronsintowind6835]

Defo Newport 😂