The Most Insane Reality Show On TV

[@ChrisJamesTV]

I lied it's been 11 months to the day

[@johnathancampbell1056]

Why would you lie to us?!

[@surge21xx]

if you finish this series I will subscribe for sure.

[@ChrisJamesTV]

@@johnathancampbell1056 you must be new here

[@MrInternFTL]

Be real, how much did that sponsor pay you.

[@facetubetwit1444]

@@MrInternFTL $4000 USD.

[@Tiogair]

I love how Kelly said talking about sex isn’t taboo in her house immediately after saying she never gave her son a sex talk

[@JohnSaysHi]

She probably figured he didn't need a sex talk after walking in on her having sex literally every day.

[@AmoraFaas]

It says everything, by saying nothing.

[@ZacharyDarkes]

She's a plastic airhead.

[@mephistopheles4910]

Yep. Her son is her friend and not her son. She probably has been caught by her son having sex with other guys and explained it to him as "It's a natural part of life" to get him to go back to bed.

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

To be fair, as a parent, it’s pretty tough just coming to terms with the thought of your kids having sex. It was pretty tough.

[@uselessJeff]

2 things I forgot in that time since the last video: 1) These women look older than I remembered 2) This is hosted by a phone

[@Bad_Gazpacho]

These may be the oldest-looking alleged "MILFs" I've seen in any media.

[@damon9443]

Their name is Phone to you. Not a phone

[@MsKeebe]

Interesting that the one who has had the most plastic surgery looks the oldest. Yes, I mean Kelly. And, yes, I mean her fake tits. Stefany has made some unwise choices around her eyes, too.

[@r.washington9146]

3) jimmys mom slept with his best friend.. who is ironically named so young...I can't let it go😂😊

[@007oskari]

​​@@r.washington91464 charlie got pink eye from eatong peaches

[@ambermagness5689]

I died “the devil works hard but tlc works harder.” I’ve had a crap day and this has lightened it up. So glad you’re back

[@kylemendoza8860]

Yeah it was pretty good

[@bananawitchcraft]

When you get below the 9th level of Hell it's just a TLC reality show 24/7 for all of eternity lmao

[@wolfhawk1999]

It's like the show is playing Chicken with inc*st

[@jamesordwayultralightpilot]

Imagine?! What a morning that would be. LoL

[@Sammaysamiis]

Going to party like it's 1990 ... When all of our sons were born... Or weren't even born yet

[@annika_panicka]

Lol! I think she said _"19 90...something,"_ and that pause while she reflected upon an entire decade of bad decisions (or was trying to do math in her head) was awkward, although by no means the most uncomfortable moment on this show. I just remembered that she wouldn't reveal her age in the first episode, so in that pause for calculation she had to remember how old she's pretending not to be...

[@PastelOddity]

None of their sons were born in 1990. That’d make them 32 at the youngest.

[@Sammaysamiis]

@@PastelOddity it was a joke

[@bananawitchcraft]

@@PastelOddityYeah. That's when I was born, and my mom is in her 60's now. It would be more like GILF manor

[@southparkfirefly]

@@bananawitchcraft Depends on when your mom had you. I was born in 1991 and my mom is 53.. She had me at 20.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Kelly has no idea what a moomoo is, a strapless, form fitting dress is nowhere near a moomoo. Words have meanings Kelly!

[@jayb7425]

I mean she also seems a lil racist so it’s no surprise she doesn’t know what it is

[@Sharkgirl3000]

I think she meant miu miu lol

[@daiale93]

she’s slow lol. 😊

[@PastelOddity]

@@Sharkgirl3000No, she meant moomoo. It’s a term in the US for something like a “granny dress” for plus size women.

[@AdaAdaAdanna]

I feel like she used that as an insult and was purposefully being over the top

[@leonardorlikowski8844]

The whole love triangle thing makes me think grown adult women dating immature 20 something children probably isn't such a great idea.

[@PastelOddity]

Right? It’s almost like none of these boys are in a place in their life where they’re thinking about serious relationships.

[@acat674]

Oh are they actually supposed to get in relationships? Idk why I thought it was just to hook up

[@Donovarkhallum]

Don't say children. They aren't.

[@bjrnhalfhand2258]

If they're 20 something, they are not children.

[@leonardorlikowski8844]

@@bjrnhalfhand2258 have you seen the way they act? They act like children.

[@nilesthrompton]

There comes a time in the life of a content creator where they have to rip off the bandaid and revisit a painful, soul searing topic for the good of humanity, even if it leaves them scarred and a shell of their former selves. Never forget the good man Chris was before watching this series, people - he put it all on the line for you.

[@annika_panicka]

Preach! And we are here to support him on his journey toward healing. But I think it should begin after he finishes his exploration of this batshit show for our amusement.

[@elfaygobaca]

He really took one for the team, and I for one will never forget it.

[@philjongboom]

Why the hell are printers such trash still? They’ve been around for like 30 years and I still have to fuck with the drivers for 30 minutes to get it to print.

[@frankf684]

More like 50 years

[@AmarisFrede]

That's by design, the hardware and especially the software are designed to become less and less reliable so you buy new ones soon. It's planned obsolescence.

[@KaitouKaiju]

Buy a laser printer

[@averyeml]

Get an Epson EcoTank, I have had one for two years now and the only time I had to mess with a setting was when I moved it to a different spot in my old-ass house and had to recalibrate it because it wasn’t level lmao

[@onyxgrnr666]

Its mostly HP thats a horible company that purposly fucked people over. I have a brother printer and it works fine

[@williamblackfyre4866]

The "mature guy" cut is gold. We couldnt expect them to have much self awareness...the people that did got tf out of there.

[@thatonemovieguy-h4b]

The new mom is Horror Icon Lisa Wilcox, From Nightmare on Elm Street 4 and 5.

[@biancaluedeker]

What!!,!,?!.,.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I had to look up cause I couldn't recognize her, so if anyone else was curious she played Alice who was the protagonist of those films

[@Gemini-horrorchannel]

I don’t get why she would be on here maybe she’s getting paid and is like well I’m getting paid oh well 😅

[@thatonemovieguy-h4b]

@@basementdwellercosplay Horror fans know her.

[@JesseJ588]

Holy hell it is!! Dibbs on that all day

[@reasonpeason847]

8:33 Now we can’t let Gabriel’s outfit here go without comment. I am living for this kid’s outrageous outfits. COULD be a strat so footage f different days can’t be spliced together.

[@MKtagteamer]

Your post just enlightened me to finally see that Gabriel's wardrobe is in reality a 300 IQ galaxy brain move to combat possible (probable) cutting room floor fuckery.

[@reasonpeason847]

@@MKtagteamer I read a webcomic where one storyline followed a character going onto a reality show and changing her look drastically day to day to avoid that is the only time I have heard this strat mentioned, so Gabriel's outfits are just screaming that to me but has the added benefit of giving him "character." Though like, I unironically love his walking disaster of a wardrobe. Makes me think of high school lol.

[@PastelOddity]

I am raising my child in a sex-positive household. He’s only five right now, but we are not uncomfortable using anatomical terms, asking questions, and understanding consent. What I will _never_ be comfortable with is hearing my son describe his sexual escapades in detail. There’s a difference between being open about sex and sexuality in your family and crossing boundaries. Sleeping with your child’s best friend, having sex in the bed next to theirs, retelling your sexual encounters and experiences-that’s fucking disgusting. That’s not sex-positivity, that’s damn near grooming.

[@atomdecay]

Same here, I have a 5 year old son too & his mother & I have agreed to be open & understanding about explaining consent, boundaries, what's okay & what's not okay, respecting peoples wishes, exploring himself (when he's older), & that mommies & daddies both take part in creating a child. Like you said, there is a HUGE difference in explaining how the world works & literally having your t*ts out in some guys mouth 3 feet away from your own child, who is definitely at an age where THOSE thoughts will inevitably creep in because they're young men reaching their sexual maturity. I know it's a sick thought, but it's even sicker to think of some 50 something MOTHER sleeping with her 20 something son's BEST FRIEND IN THE SAME HOUSE. That is a serious boundary that Soyoung crossed, & honestly Kellie gives me the type of vibes that she might actually sleep with her own son if she's had enough drinks, like the type of mom to "accidentally" let her breasts fall out because she's tipsy & doesn't see what's wrong with being horny for your own child. She honestly turns my stomach. I wouldn't be surprised at all if she admitted to breastfeeding Joey until he was 20. Absolutely disgusting.

[@dissraps]

Imagine coming on KZbin and completely unprovoked saying "hey I'm a paedo" wild You also somehow have no idea what you're saying which is also wild? You can't groom an adult. And sleeping with someone's friend isn't grooming. Neither are "near grooming"

[@BigFatCone]

He's five, he doesn't need that in his life yet.

[@david-468]

Yeah you’re still grooming your son to either be gay or sexually confused but nice

[@Sarahonwheels]

@@dissrapsit’s your child’s best friend though. That’s a huge difference. It opens up so many questions about how that occurred. (The age gap between them, if it was actually consenting etc plus it’s just gross 🤮)

[@srankoutcast348]

Definitely need to check out 13: Fear is Real if you can. It was a reality competition show on CW I'm pretty sure. Its based around the contestants being kidnapped and brought to the bayou of Louisiana and they get "killed" off instead of voted out. All of the challenges keep with the theme of serial killer spookiness. And even the reward keeps up the premise with a cash prize of $66,666 up for grabs. Quite the ridiculous premise but definitely worthy and would fit in well with the rest of the shows you've covered.

[@Spenstarr]

Hey if he doesn't I sure will thanks for the comment

[@atomdecay]

Also funny contextually because the new MILF in this episode is Horror icon Lisa Wilcox from Nightmare on Elm Street 4 & 5

[@Humongous420]

Nothing about CUTTING EDGE and SELF LOVE go together unless it's a hellraiser movie

[@biancaluedeker]

Oooooo good one!

[@kerrywillis4794]

Nailed it!!

[@mattjones7226]

"We have such wonderful sights to show you."

[@atomdecay]

Funny enough, the new MILF is Horror icon Lisa Wilcox, star of Nightmare on Elm Street 4 & 5 I do believe

[@imbluedubbadee]

Gabrielle is absolutely serving yet again, the sleepmask as part of the outfit? Icon!

[@annika_panicka]

18:17 Lol! _"Because he's been on a date with what seems like everyone on the f*cking show besides that cellphone."_

[@Arkonu]

"For the Love of DILFS" is even better.

[@FiveAlive95]

DILFS? I assume you mean dedicated, involved, loving, fathers

[@tigeruntamed6036]

It’d be end up with someone in a body bag

[@1_unique_nico]

You’re the ONLY person who could EVER get me to watch watch MILF MANOR content. I’d never let my eyes be cursed by that crazy shit… Unless there was a really good reason.. I think Chris James’ Comedy is a great reason to be subjected to torture for a bit. @Christhejames freaking rocks!!!

[@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb]

I could tell by the sigh at the beginning that this video will be gold. I'm honestly appreciative that you watch this garbage, so I can just watch your summary 🙏🏻 I physically couldn't handle watching one episode of any of it

[@CatPerson-LoFi]

I just realized that "MILF Island" was a fake show on 30 Rock

[@annika_panicka]

Twenty-five super-hot moms, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules.

[@keawarren]

@@annika_panicka😂😂😂

[@blackmumba111]

I wouldn’t have said “a new mom and son?!” I would have said “Alice from a Nightmare on Elm Street 4 and 5?!”

[@BigFatCone]

Do you really think vapid middle-aged women care about old slasher films?

[@mr.manpants9460]

Did that guy actually say that a whale shark isnt actually a shark or a whale, theyre a fish!! I have no words lol 😂

[@jamesordwayultralightpilot]

Like WTF is a shark? Lol

[@yoavbenclaudia3073]

Well whales are mammals, and sharks are different from fish since they have cartilage instead of bones. That being said, the whale shark is classified as a shark (and not a fish) because of that reason, so that guy must have gotten his info from some drunk fisherman one night. Maybe he thought it was similar to how the “bearcat” is neither a bear nor a cat.

[@mr.manpants9460]

@@yoavbenclaudia3073 fish can be bony or cartilaginous, separateclassifications but both are still fish. Fish like sharks or rays are cartilaginous. As far as the whale goes...I mean duh I thought just about everyone knew they were mammals hence my loss of words lol

[@CryptidRenfri]

Yeah sharks are fish lol As an autistic person who has a hyper fixation on aquatic/marine life, I'd have to try so hard to not correct him as soon as he said it if I was there, it would bug me for the rest of the day if I didn't aha

[@jennasjourney4754]

If u go back you could see the “new mom” dancing in one of the older episodes he covered, pretty sure chris literally says “who’s this” and rewinds it and it’s the mom w the blonde hair, the “new mom”.

[@jennasjourney4754]

So essentially they’ve been there the whole time, even before the one mom and son left.

[@diamondinthesky4771]

Will never be able to re-watch the Nightmare on Elm Street series the same way again now.

[@katiemartin6991]

Especially since she's a mom in the fifth one...

[@carmellakeleman4471]

i love watching these dudes have little catty talks and throw shade towards one another it’s so funny

[@Saitken]

At the risk of coming off like an asshole, seeing Kelle without makeup was a genuine jumpscare

[@MsKeebe]

Consider me asshole 2.0. Has it been ten months or ten years? Kelly has aged about a decade.

[@PowerVegetal]

yeah she goes from plastic to a ghoul, it is quite shocking

[@yoavbenclaudia3073]

She looks like surgeons and their bank accounts love her.

[@TheRelicStone]

I need the poster board in the background in the next recap video, it is so imperfect that it is perfect!

[@atomdecay]

Lol he should tape it haphazardly to the cardboard version of his Babe collection 😂

[@MamaMOB]

I did not know that I needed you to describe an electronic fleshlight for me. Your ad proved I did.

[@skeetergoingcrazy69]

Tlc had that new mom and son on stand by 🤣

[@FrenchPeopleAreCool-Liberte]

The "Chris James" Outro is more funky than the instrumental outro in this episode

[@kestrel.01]

i'm in chronic wrist pain

[@TitanianBlueFrog-Ribit]

The Outro lyrics sound like: "I'm Chris James, I have masturbation Wrist Pain, hahahahahah"

[@JaytT1197]

That lelo ad was so wild hearing from you Chris 😭💀

[@Mxyz]

hell yes!! about time. been waiting for this one.

[@jacobfortin2132]

Cant help but think the ad was intentional for the vid. Anyhow, love the lelo great recommendation Chris. Fast shipping too!

[@fridaa8771]

I'm glad you didn't show *that* scene with Ryan 2 but I would have loved to see your reaction. It's WILD and I can't believe they showed it

[@atomdecay]

What scene? Come on man, don't be vague like that

[@Drew791]

YES! I have been waiting patiently for your next edition (and hopefully finish it). Thank you for punishing yourself for our entertainment!

[@allisonli4781]

It cracks me up when I saw you creating a board with their names on it LOL

[@averyeml]

The premise of “these moms all signed up for a dating retreat for the same stretch of time as their sons in the same city, but had AbSoLuTeLy No IdEa the other would be there” was already wafer thin during the first episode, but to pretend that the backup mom and son didn’t know what was up when they literally walked in together? How is that new mom going “oh I didn’t expect it would be a bunch of moms hooking up with each others sons” as if she wasn’t literally led in BY her son, who was also joining the house… Also that one mom saying it’s cringe to be ashamed of sex and that it’s not taboo in her house five seconds after she acts scandalized about giving her son the sex talk and grills him about where he learned squirting from. Like firstly why didn’t you, miss it’s not taboo, but secondly it’s not like YOU learned it from a parent sec talk ma’am so chill out.

[@atomdecay]

Knowing she's exactly the type of mom to "accidentally" let her fake t*ts fall out after a few too many, yes in front of her own son. She definitely has some internalized fetish about her own child, even if it's just wanting him to be present while someone attempts to suck on her beach balls. I truly would not be surprised AT ALL if it came out that she still breastfeeds her son to this very day. They are an incredibly weird mother & son who have made me incredibly uncomfortable from the moment I saw them. They both honestly disgust me.

[@BamBabyBrenda]

I AM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH THE SPEAKER ON PLEASE WARN OF ADS LIKE THAT LMFAO THAT WAS HILARIOUS

[@trashmammal111]

i would be equally as embarassed to have milf manor on speaker anywhere ... let alone a hospital. his ad was tamer than the show, wdym??

[@BamBabyBrenda]

​@blackcats_and_coffee7972 well that's you being embarrassed over a staged TV show, not me. Lmao

[@jessiehermit9503]

Use headphones.

[@jennzifur]

Girl, I hope you are not in a shared hospital room or in the ER. No one wants go be hearing your stuff! 😵‍💫 lol But feel better 👍🏾

[@froggy5748]

Please respect other people more and use headphones in public. Nobody wants to hear your phone blaring when they’re in the hospital.

[@swagromancer]

Wait, did that guy say whale sharks aren't sharks? One piece of actual information in this show on The Learning Channel, and they get it wrong?

[@LL-rb8wd]

The funniest part of this video was watching Chris die inside multiple times 😂

[@fahsky]

Somehow with all the cringe dialog & body language, even the challenges... The thing that makes me most uncomfortable is Phone Host 😂

[@joeymiller3907]

Lisa Wilcox from A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 & 5. Weird

[@559TeddyBear]

Bro is slowly evolving his fasion sense into Criss Angel 😂

[@samantha8256]

Finally! I've been waiting for a new episode. The only way I'll watch this show is with your commentary, and it's been too long!

[@KraigFang]

Yes please make more episodes of this show! It’s insane and I wouldn’t watch it without YOU commenting about it while it’s playing 😂 Please don’t stop completely is all I’m begging for lol 😅

[@mccluskeyp]

As a result of your videos I've watched all of MILF Manor, all seasons of Next Top Influencer, most Dhar Mann videos, all seasons of Joe Schmo. I call unimportant or difficult to remember show characters in any show Craig as a result of your problems remembering contestant names in the previous MILF Manor episode. Except for the ninja dressed guy that I called ninja. I can't decide whether to thank you or curse you.

[@Xylus.]

Jesus, its been so long. It's crazy how much I've grown as a person while watching this saga unfold vicariously through Chris's incredulity.

[@stinghouseproductions8502]

I vowed I would not watch another one of your videos until you manned up and finished this series...now I can watch your videos again. Don't make me wait this long again Chris. I don't want to watch this show alone!

[@AwkwardLoser]

“What a new mom & son” is an incredible statement to make

[@A55JU1C3]

I could have gone my whole life without of this show’s existence. And I would have been happy. I would have been happy.

[@wrightr]

the best part is i'm binging all your videos now so this 11 month break is a wild instant jump for me

[@allenhiu8205]

I keep forgetting (and i think they do too) that there is no prize at the end of this show…..

[@FisterSavage]

When a company pulls contestants from a reality show they go hard core most of the time for a replacement. These new people most likely aren't related and have been on 800 shows that are buried

[@atomdecay]

Well the new MILF is Horror icon Lisa Wilcox, star of Nightmare on Elm Street 4 & 5, so they probably had contact with an agent that had her number. 😂

[@AArdW01f]

Bro i just looked at your sub count and am so stoked you are getting the numbers. Most obvious gonna blow up channel ever Well deserved bro

[@bmangrem]

heck yeah! Chris coming in with that 10 month old follow up! you were just waiting for all those other youtubers vids of milf manor to get old and then Bam!

[@melissahicks834]

DUUUUDE, FINALLY!! 😂 This show is so cringe and stupid funny. Chris, I want that old school green chair that's behind you!!!! How much $ would ya take for it? 😊😂

[@jaclynnschaefer]

Please upload more often! You’re so fun to watch!

[@psyborgsyntax4440]

Thankyou for picking that outro music, no matter how much I cringe in a episode it cheers me up x

[@JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81]

Chris your channel deserves way more love dude. You are a funny guy.

[@Aluke5460]

I’m so glad you’re back, please don’t get scared off buuuuut.. Please Mr. James sir give us the operation repo vid!

[@stephen3164]

That device should not have a “cutting edge”! 😳 “It slices, it dices, it bobbitts…” 😂

[@heidileigh7023]

Those background babes are getting out of control 😂

[@heidileigh7023]

I WAS NOT READY FOR THE AD 😂😂😂

[@cisero428]

Have been waiting for this one! I needed fo know what happened

[@rizlabitch9268]

I honestly forgot this show existed 🤣🤣🤣

[@noobslayer7564]

Love the MILF Manor episodes. So glad you take that bullet for us and just give us your jokes and reactions. I would love to see you on PKA again in the future. I feel like you have a lot more to offer to the podcast world than your first appearance might suggest. Wouldn't blame you if the fans kept you from returning though lol

[@LynnE507]

This video is my reward after a very long but productive day. Thank You Chris. This is going to be fun.😂

[@mommalion7028]

I’m not buying my husband a flesh light, I can’t compete with a robot in the bed room 😂 can’t all the KZbinrs go back to being sponsored by hello fresh or something

[@sirelijahthethird9094]

I’ve been waiting for this for a awhile for the 🐐 Chris James to drop this

[@ScottySchweggs]

I've been anxiously waiting for this with the notification bell rung so thanks, finally jeez gosh.

[@saldiamond]

Never thought we'd get another MILF manor video. I feel like I've experienced a miracle lol. I know this show probably causes so much psychic damage so thank you for all you do 🙏🏾

[@dualcaster]

i'm so glad u came back to this!

[@mindassassin]

Was it deliberate that this sponsorship was paired with this episode, or was that just a happy accident?

[@biancaluedeker]

Such good timing!

[@meaganmills1330]

Been waiting for this!!!

[@rebekahtyler7406]

What’s just wild to me is how this even was a passable idea. Imagine a group of dads doing this with their hot daughters. That has pedophila written all over it, but this is ok? Women have it hard in a lot of ways in life, but not only can women get away with stuff like this in general, it is given tv shows instead of the shame and disgust that it should actually get.

[@savjenne]

me and my partner usually watch your videos together but he’s away getting help, i needed an upload badly. it’s comforting, thank you.

[@atomdecay]

I truly hope everything is better for you now ❤

[@savjenne]

@@atomdecayhey thanks, since then, we are no longer together, it was a very memorable 2 years, and chris was a big part of fhat🖤

[@joleekliewer705]

omg yay iv been waiting for the next video of this series

[@AmarisFrede]

My goodness, that look of defeat right at the start... 😅

[@tylerthomson6853]

The roboussi ad was legit

[@MinecraftGod69420]

bro ive been watching you since 30k subs and to see you grow as much as you have and even seeing you on PKA has been so cool. Keep up the great content!!!

[@kakashiseto4056]

You're almost done hang on a little longer you can do this!!! Also thanks for all your hard work on these videos

[@lovelace4512]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗😫

[@aperson5305]

I thought I was looking forward to this, but after 11 months - my immune system has weakened. This is too uncomfortable to watch now.

[@ajheartsong]

Unironically promoting pleasure devices on this episode 😂😂

[@8MEP8]

Just bought a turbo deluxe butt thruster thanks Chris

[@kiwikiwi9671]

I binged it and it was just something else

[@LittleYoki]

The monetization thing is extra crazy because the stuff they allow of the kids app will be ridiculous. I don’t let my nephew watch it, he can watch lion king.

[@Sammaysamiis]

I wish Freud was still alive

[@esmeecampbell7396]

This show could bring him back, there's a non zero chance... 😂

[@krisb933]

‘HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS’

[@razzle8140]

You knew that you had to and I'm so happy to get your take😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@sophia-tc5sl]

So glad youre finally back. found your channel during your break

[@blumpkinglinde]

“You’re on a dating retreat where we pass around our sons to the other moms”

[@KidTrappBeats]

“I think she wants a mature guy……..someone she could share eyeliner with” 😂😂😂

[@Justin-lg1qb]

Yessss it’s back. You’re a true king

[@cassiesoul]

4:47 - 4:53. Wasn't expecting a joke. Didn't hear a joke. But the facial reactions. I spit my Gatorade all over my screen.

[@Conroy760]

Yay. I'm so glad we're back. You the best

[@thatguylie4239]

Dude I was seriously about to ask this show on your last video 😂

[@PCWarriorTV]

Chris your channel is so fun, i get super excited when i see you have dropped a new video

[@alexmitchell7189]

Imagine explaining this show to aliens

[@programmer437]

Good job with the sponsor transition - this is the one time such a s sponsor could be dropped in seamlessly.