The Most OFFENSIVE Word In The English Language?

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[@tomato3456]

Morninggravel almost made me spit out my morninggravel

[@GammaFn.]

The fact that it's already "oat" + "meal" makes it even funnier

[@Yence_Eli]

Came for that comment 😂

[@fishpants1295]

Yo I’m having some morning gravel rn! Coincidence? I think not!

[@EshwenAudanal]

Yeah this came on while I was getting ready for work and I dropped my humanflannel exposing my fleshnutsachel to my poor barkytongues!

[@bananabread9260]

Morninggravel almost made me spit out my 4am chesse

[@phonicalnotion248]

“Getting kicked in my fleshnut satchel” broke me.

[@Megaman634]

I mean if you got kicked in your fleshnut satchel then I understand being broken

[@nathancrowe9131]

I couldn’t make past meatpaddles

[@lemjerry1998]

Best one yet but sad to think that ballsack already took it's spot

[@TandJgaming]

That one doesn’t make sense to me because nut sack already fulfills the 2 random word thing already.

[@GelatinSteak-Shadeshouse]

You know what else broke?

[@heeyyyy1662]

Rhinoceros in Korean is “코뿔소“ which literally translates to “nose horn cow” lol

[@ttaisinha1]

Well rhinoceros translates to nose horn from the Greek so that's not too far off

[@Shovel________________]

@@ttaisinha1 the difference is one is an animal, the other is a fruit

[@I.St0le.Y0ur.T0ast]

In dutch it's neushoorn. Pronounced like Nose horn.

[@gamerose6571]

In german it's Nashorn so just nose horn

[@IINYXLLII]

At least its somewhat correct Like if someone said nose horn cow to me I’d know what they were talking about but if they said pine apple (assuming this is in a different/pineapples haven’t been named yet) I’d have no idea what they were trynna talk to me abt

[@silvertheelf]

… I need a full 3 minutes long version of this now.

[@blzt3206]

It’s a song on his channel dude

[@silvertheelf]

@@blzt3206 where

[@blzt3206]

@@silvertheelf I may have been mistaken lol I apologize

[@silvertheelf]

@@blzt3206 damn, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@bazbo]

I think the magic of this song lies in the shortness.

[@enternamehere4124]

"every other language said Ananas" Spanish reusing the word for pinecone instead of creating a new one:

[@fran13r]

piña is like totally different ok, dont fact check us

[@cormarcormar]

in argentina we have to say anana because "piña" is the word for "PUNCH" and we don't want family dinners turning into battles to the death.

[@fran13r]

@@cormarcormar in venezuela piña means both pineapple and punches, maybe that's why we went to shit lmaoooo

[@gabrielabatista6016]

Brazil calling it Abacaxi... (I'm quite sure it's different in Portugal, though)

[@CiciChess]

​@@gabrielabatista6016it comes from a native American word. In Portugal it's ananas also

[@syntheticsamurai]

Man just inadvertently explained 60% of German words...

[@gmc___]

honestly when you speak dutch it makes it pretty easy to figure out the meaning of german texts. thanks guys ✌🏼

[@zack-lk8if]

Germanic*

[@blueless3380]

Well many German words that are "different" from other languages are often not as frequently used as the actually borrowed word

[@syntheticsamurai]

@@zack-lk8if sycophantic*

[@syntheticsamurai]

@@blueless3380 it's not just loanwords, I am pretty sure they have turtles in Germany but they still call them a schildkröte which literally means "shield toad"

[@Buzz_the_Cat]

“Do we really wanna eat a dull banana, we could be eating hotdoglemon” lives in my head rent free

[@Didyouknowthatiexist]

✨✨Hotdoglemon✨✨

[@glacietheglaceon5584]

I need that potassie lassie from my hotdoglemons . I don't even need the peely the griddie

[@almondaxis9872]

That "✨mEaT PaDdLe!✨" Really hit the spot 😩

[@corbinwalton9996]

I KNOW RIGHT EHY IS NOBODY ELSE TALKING ABOHT IT!?

[@JJMcCullough]

I know in Dutch they call a turtle a “shield toad” and a hippo a “Nile horse.”

[@Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx]

I love that I’m subscribed to you, and you enjoy one of my favorite artists❤

[@stikkie]

and rhino "nose horn"

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

@@stikkie that's what rhinoceros means.

[@ashtoncommittedarsonbutina131]

same in Finnish! though it's not specifically the Nile, just "stream horse"

[@stikkie]

@@bacicinvatteneaca yeah thats true but rhinocerus in english is a greek word and in dutch it is literally neus(nose)hoorn(horn)

[@ChrisJMP88]

Damn.... why is this song so catchy? Also, why am I so entranced by this "dance" that goes along with it?

[@squidnt4103]

Because it’s a good dance!

[@glitchybrawl7012]

it's not a dance, it's a showspin

[@nahicorua]

It looks like he's either shaking a cocktail or putting an invisible baby to sleep LMFAOOOO

[@els1f]

It's a beatwiggle

[@jackthefrog80085]

U might be a cobra

[@mrsmoothspaz8631]

“Window wink“ is actually so cool

[@claire-noellemitchell3859]

Wing, but yea I’m soooo here for it

[@gamerose6571]

Every few months or so this video appears on my feed and I am so fucking here for it

[@mrquadrivium7497]

You've reached the end of the internet, turn around.

[@infectedpotato117]

no. i like it here

[@somenerdonline9627]

I'm gonna go further and see what happens!

[@totally_galc4413]

@@somenerdonline9627same

[@aditymahanty]

This is the first short I watched today-

[@nicolelouise7295]

I should've heed your warnings, I got an ad after I swiped

[@ashannaredwolf8485]

“When every other language said ananas English panicked and mentally combined the concept of a pine cone with frikkin’ apple” is a structurally-delicious sentence.

[@basicinfo551]

my favorite part of this masterpiece

[@adrianfsward]

"What's up with that tho" 🤣

[@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777]

@@adrianfsward Why stop at that*

[@ShadowPhoenix82]

Literally missed the word "literally" 😉

[@lovecraftian-aisirb]

Piñas

[@sweetshineee]

Why does it feel like I just reached a checkpoint

[@SoUL_TrAiN_HeRe]

that "hotdoglemon~" did NOT have to be so jazzy.

[@juliebartlett4222]

Fun fact: In Latvian, "toes" are "legfingers." In Japanese, your ankle is your "footneck".

[@curlingsky]

From now on I'm calling my toes legfingers

[@aspennntree]

in spanish toes are fingers of the foot. like. it’s not as one word it’s like a whole sentence

[@jameslutes7478]

I think English was the only original one for toes, in French it's finger of foot

[@lorenzocampanella8651]

​@@aspennntreesame in french but we both got a singular word usually use for the big one and small one so for all five it's finger of feet, but for the big and smal one in a individual set is the big toe and the small toe, like da heck

[@Kyshe]

ankle is foot joint in german

[@MenacingBanjo]

In Korean, the word for "watch" is 손목시계 which literally translates to "hand neck time system"

[@ashuramarutempest6867]

Lmfaooo “hand neck” must be the wrist

[@MenacingBanjo]

@@ashuramarutempest6867 correct. "손" means hand, "목" means neck, and "손목" means wrist

[@CityKanin]

Logical! I love it when languages are descriprive and poetic! :D

[@SianaGearz]

That is really effective and elegant given there's only 4 syllables. When you start constructing words in other languages they usually get unwieldy long.

[@AstraAnimates]

“HAND NECK,” LMFAO

[@CUOL_Official]

By that logic morning gravel would be called earlyday crushedpebbles

[@iwontpoisonyouwithcoffee]

Yes I know cause it would just go on and on

[@chrisjeremy8109]

This is such a jam and I'm glad it randomly keeps shows up in my shorts

[@adammgolan]

The delivery of hotdoglemon and the meatpaddle adlib is perfect.

[@SHADOW.FALL.]

Wait until that vegan teacher sees meatpaddle

[@colescroggins2896]

@@SHADOW.FALL. 💀

[@dhayes5143]

Don't really think anything about this video was adlibbed tbh 😂

[@justsayin._.]

The fact that he made a song about words being "too boring" is probably the dumbest thing ever.

[@gadiac89]

I don't think you know what an ad lib is...

[@LMay11037]

Wait until this man discovers German Handschuhe

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

Germany wins again

[@dafaoq]

Or its disabled cousin, Dutch. Who decided on Handschoen

[@RockyDrago]

In swedish it's handske and I never actually thought about that.

[@nolram]

The difference is that in german, usually the compound words make sense. Unlike pineapple.

[@Dynamo33]

@@nolram That's the thing. Germans think "what is this thing?" and then they just call it by what they would describe it as. The English clearly went "what does this look like?" and that's why it's so fucked. It's like they were adlibbing a comedy when coming up with the language.

[@artsyhoodies]

Morninggravel almost broke me and then FLESHNUTSACHEL came out of nowhere and made me wheeze for a full minute.

[@nothere1601]

I probably wrong but like apple was the name for every fruit and when pineapples are growing look like actual pinecones and they just combined them and it was pineapple which is like pinecone lookin fruit.

[@michaelkane3324]

IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING WTF IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING MASTERPIECE

[@GrimesReaper565]

NGL THIS IS FIRE🔥🔥🔥

[@axetheraccc]

SAME, WATCHING THIS WHILE SUPER TIRED AT 2:35AM WAS AN _EXPERIENCE-_

[@ArgzeroYT]

@@axetheracccmy gosh - we are birds of a feather - I should go to sleep lmao

[@serotonin_rotz]

I AM PREPARED TO ASCEND NOW

[@youssefbencheikh8637]

​@@axetheracccwatching his videos at 3AM is the closest a person can come to being high without actually being high

[@Vulgarth1]

I like how the song started off criticising English for having a word that names an objective after its visual resemblances, and then launches into a melodic endorsement of German naming conventions.

[@malikdiefenbach8168]

as a german i agree

[@RinaRavyn]

Ja.

[@DudermanJensonHaeger]

wait really

[@PVT.PARTYT]

@@DudermanJensonHaegerplan b is antibabypillen, so yeah

[@zinovyrozhestvensky3636]

@@DudermanJensonHaegereven though only 25% of the English language is German based, pretty much 100% of the German language has an English counterpart, to put it simply English has a lot more unique words whereas the german language tends to mash words together, like “pineapple”

[@hypegroup1218]

The person who came up with the word is Thomas Hacket, who translated it from the French by André Thevet.

[@thurowaway]

Morninggravel actually sounds way nicer than cereal unironically 😂😂

[@AliCatGtz]

I need a full version of this song because it slaps so hard 😩

[@beardedemperor]

This is the universal Jazz Emu experience. I still need a full version of Horse's Hooves

[@ngenge1309]

I also need a full version of the signature one.

[@OsirusHandle]

its soo good

[@mythologygirl22B.E.A.]

Would listen to it every day

[@aliciatherabbit6128]

I'm still begging for a full one of the setting your friends joke up to get laughs at the table

[@iiBenihime]

This is simultaneously the most random thing that was ever in my recommended feed and the best

[@jorgejorge8878]

You successfully described my situation

[@birdbeakbeardneck3617]

maybe ur not deaf

[@NighttimeDaydreams]

Welcome!

[@vtheb1299]

Same

[@Jemppu]

in. deed.

[@roul4842]

man reinvents german language:

[@RiceCookerOfDoom]

This short was so damn funny it was enough to start a conversation with my crush, too bad we're not talking anymore 😭😭😭

[@-Gh0st_Whitl0ck-]

Can we PLEASE get this a full version so I can add it to my playlist 😂

[@darrnthedarryl]

Me too lol

[@beybleydebattles4-4-3]

It's SO good!

[@hemandhiniramesh5626]

Yeshhhh.....we need this song

[@Potato198T]

YES

[@AJ.1996]

yess

[@redskeletonart238]

“English panicked” 🤣

[@jorgejorge8878]

My favorite part

[@rivershade_wcue]

“O-ooh!” Was so on key and epic

[@EccentricTuber]

This is actually gold!!! Also as a fan of linguistics, compound words are one of my favorite things ever!

[@jonahmays]

This guy is a perfect blend of CG5, Weird Al, and Bill Wurtz

[@dinomex1365]

dont forget day by dave too

[@r_liliiiiii]

And jackstauber and Wilbur soot

[@myarmsrgone]

Anyone else we need to add to this list?

[@jonahmays]

@@myarmsrgone joe

[@simsseries8023]

And Bo Burnham

[@SoulSukkur]

the danger of the perpetual karate chops is what really makes this for me.

[@meadowmancer]

I just keep coming back to this and hoping there is a full length song of this. The beat is just so catchy and there is lyrical genius here

[@Stoosemanbrown]

The percussive delivery of “mentally combined the concept of a pinecone with a freakin apple” 👌

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

The perfect description for the perfect delivery

[@Katsu-Kitty]

Thats because before the renesaince every fruit was called a apple, and it has the appearance of a pinecone so why not call it that Also people that hate on w because its double-u and not double-v are entitled American people who never learned how to write

[@cadsquade]

Just to fuck some more with you, the word for pinecone in french is "pomme de pin" wich when retranslated word to word is "pine apple" :]

[@Katsu-Kitty]

@@cadsquade same for potato in dutch: earth apple

[@Mike_Ka-Chowski]

My wife calls feet "land hands"

[@neno6968]

is your wife a mermaid by chance? xD

[@user-qp3tr6kr3l]

​@@neno6968probably

[@Ineffable_gremlin]

Marry her again

[@UTU1O]

That’s as good as meatpaddle if you ask me 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@zcarp8642]

"Land hands" holy shit that's amazing

[@theSPUDereHD]

Dude looks like if Harry Potter and Peeta Mellark had a baby..

[@IHEARTBOOKS-nt9vq]

Sounds like when I couldn't remember the word wrists so I said my handankle

[@eddiedieente1340]

Full version when? This beat is unironically good

[@speedy63663]

You are right, it is not ironic in the least

[@maj.peppers3332]

Listened to this like 10 times just to get the sensation of a full version

[@ster2600]

The song is called "Monster Incorporated"

[@OricThePrimordial]

@@ster2600 it’s not. That’s another song

[@jewelfoxgaming873]

We need to talk about the person who named grapefruit...when there was already a fruit called a grape

[@rifwann]

My friend just correct me and i didnt believe it until they show me a search result..

[@angelaryder7777]

Yeah that’s a great point. Even madder than pineapple

[@thavrisco1632]

"It's like a grape, except it's a fruit"

[@Crazyclay78YT]

except its fucking huge and not like a grape at all. its like a fucking orange. why couldnt it be megaorange or something

[@1337-Nathaniel]

Pomplemousse.

[@Tokenzz_]

This makes me wonder why hotdogs are called hotdogs despite them not being made of dogs.

[@irishmanfromengland25]

they're named after a rumour that hot dogs were made from dachshunds.

[@billowspillow]

The etymology of "hot dog" is disputed and ultimately unknown.

[@trulymrword]

Petition to call hotdogs "carcasscylinders"

[@Shovel________________]

i like how the premise of the song makes it so that every word would end up becoming an infinitely long combination of words. if cereal is morninggravel, then what would be the word for morning and gravel? then what would be the words for the ones making up morning and gravel? and so on.

[@bajinglez]

the chinese word for penguin translates literally to "business goose"

[@owenwoolley3394]

Hahaha it does doesn’t it! Chinese has got to be one of the languages of all time

[@user-rj1bx3fx7n]

This is amazing. Put it on a t-shirt

[@reecethe]

@@owenwoolley3394 wut?? hahaha

[@emrilbennett8704]

I mean they’re already black-and-white. There’s no need to wear a suit.

[@maromania7]

In case anyone curious, "Apple" just meant fruit in old english. You had gourd apple (melon), finger apple (dates), even potatoes (earth apple). So it really was just "pinecone fruit)

[@thegrayskullpower]

That just makes SO much sense. It can explain why the word for potato is "pomme de terre" in French (pomme = apple and terre = earth, so yeah, earth apple), as French and English have a lot in common (as a result of all the conquers and stuff). Also it is possibly the reason why everyone thinks Eve ate an apple, even when the bible never says so. It just says that she ate a "forbidden fruit". Never apple. So many questions, finally answered....

[@Daelyah]

​@@thegrayskullpower Happy to see I wasn't the only one having the "pomme de terre" epiphany. Also, for the "forbidden fruit" that Eve ate from, some speculations point to the pomegranate; the same fruit that tied Persephone to Hades for a portion of each year, after she consumed it.

[@ChiTea0934]

Wait than what where apple's called?

[@maledictionwolf]

​@@Daelyah in Jewish folklore it is specifically a fig, IIRC.

[@tubthungusbychumbungus]

@@thegrayskullpower I'm so glad you mentioned the forbidden fruit because I've always wondered why its depicted as an apple. That makes so much sense

[@johnlox398]

Love how this went into a completely different direction than I expected

[@sistersvibes_0511]

The dance move he is doing throughout the video is the best part 😂

[@mr.x991]

That "minimal conceptual link" part was slick as hell. Goddamn bro, you should have an award for this shit.

I demand a full version.

[@fishchips6752]

I second this!

[@lameaaron]

I fourth this

[@hexar260]

I fifth this!

[@fidmid]

I sixth thee!

[@LittleTimmy2016]

No. We demand A FULL PINEAPLLIAN DICTIONARY oh.. and the full song too

[@spoinkspspsps]

i think this is the most unhinged thing i’ve seen today and that’s saying a lot

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

I don't like the idea of a meatpaddle, that's freaking horrifying

[@goddamnit]

This guy just dropped a random banger into my KZbin Shorts feed with no warning... who is he and why did I only find this now?

[@ribz4539]

I had the same experience some time last year and I just can't stop listening and re listening to his entire body of work

[@Dragoninja26]

same, though I don't really like some of the middle parts, but that seems to be part of the point and overall this is amazing, especially the first quarter

[@SpectralArchivist]

He has a tendency to do this.

[@eastinfalzone]

Bro I was chillen, watching a comedy short, and all of a sudden, BOOM pineapple rap.

[@zeropolicy7456]

There is some serious wordplay here to make these lyrics so rhythmic. Damn. Excellent job.

[@gaspshichat]

my younger brother asked me for a bowl of morning gravel then directed me here. this is what drugs feels like

[@YM-zf8mt]

i've just discovered you and that's fucking amazing i didn't knew i needed that in my life but now i can't get enough I WANT MOAR

[@gavenace3667]

I NEED a full version of this. I must see the mission be completed

[@ewswagsheely6991]

We need a full song right now

[@michaeldoyle8092]

@@ewswagsheely6991 agreed!

[@kokoskolan2099]

Agreed

[@jackspar3010]

Agreed

[@megoman16]

Agreed

[@gravityshark580]

Be careful guys, this creature is currently on its attack stance don't get too close

[@AAAAAAAGGJJHhhGgHhhkJ]

That "MEEATPADDOOL" was the most devastating line in the entire history of the world

[@tym6217]

This is an anouncement of my formal petition to rename 'chopsticks' to food pencils.

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

Ananas is like the least understandable word cause it's so weird, but having to learn English as a young kid and finding out that y'all just combine words and pretend it makes sense was... an experience.

[@whendydargis1260]

I'm looking at you, "butterfly"...

[@ashtoncommittedarsonbutina131]

because so many countries call it ananas, it's probably a borrowed word. in the language/place where the word came from, they're probably really common, since common nature things usually get completely new words as names (instead of borrowed words or compound words like pineapple) also if you're looking for more amazing compound words you should study finnish

[@fulana_de_tal]

​@@ashtoncommittedarsonbutina131 ananas is a word that comes from Tupi, the language spoken by many native groups in the east coast of Soth America (more specifically along the Brazilian coast), from where pineapples are originary. It's interesting that in Brazil itself, it isn't called ananas, but abacaxi, another word from Tupi that is a sinonym to ananas.

[@skitariiranger4346]

It does make sense

[@richardhicks5031]

​@@ashtoncommittedarsonbutina131 In classic British fashion inventing new names for things regardless of their original names

[@dangersquirrel4868]

The reason we call them "pineapples" is because the first English-speakers to encounter the fruit thought they looked like pinecones, which at the time were called pine apples. The word "apple" originally meant "thing that grows on a tree," so the thing that grows on a pine tree was a pine apple. They thought this fruit was just a really big "pine apple" so they used the same word. Later, when the word "pine apple" was changed to "pine cone" there was no real reason to change the name for pineapple; because, at that point, the difference between the two was fully understood.

[@Shovel________________]

pineapples dont even grow on trees wh

[@axllow3914]

​@@Shovel________________ They said the point was that they LOOKED like pine cones, not that they grew on trees.

[@Una...]

Windowwink is now in my vocabulary.

[@austinwheeler4328]

Why is this good? Genuinely, why is this less than a minutes worth of content so entertaining and well made?

[@basicallyweird]

I've never seen this channel before but I'm so glad this got recommended to me

[@Skimmy404]

His music is pretty G.

[@kl0wce]

He got you kicked in the fleshnutsatchel

[@luranetee]

Ikr

[@darrnthedarryl]

This is a complete gem I found at 3am I haven’t left in 3 hours

[@Sleepy..melody]

Same here

[@johnmarston2616]

Imagine possessing immense musical talent and using it to make KZbin shorts about the names of fruit

[@TheCatgirl]

husband material

[@azuretommo]

we love to see it

[@XxThatGuyOverTherex1]

It's called "pineapple" in Japanese as well which is bizarre because it seems a lot easier to say "ananas" if you're Japanese.

[@Nallekgrigs]

Don’t tell bro about the Jellyfish

[@ukaszfalgowski6855]

This is an absolute masterpiece. If I had to choose one video to watch for the rest of my life I would pick this. Great comedy mixed with a catchy song just incredible

[@GrimesReaper565]

fr this is his best song

[@dravenheisler9867]

Yeah

[@Mx.muffin]

Bro, the short before was a depressing one, and now I'm being hit with alternative words based off of pineapple 💀

[@TransfemMuffin]

a fellow lesbian muffin lol

[@baronroaster404]

100%

[@owenhunt2692]

@@TransfemMuffin I wanna be a lesbian muffin too ):

[@alphadenvia]

lesbean

[@nerdofdiamonds2790]

Kinda lesbian (does trans and Omni count?)

[@Misty_Grey744]

My friends: what kind of music do you listen to? Me: …it’s complicated.

[@christinabest.9058]

How am I just seeing this?! That's what is unacceptable 🤣 "minimal conceptual link" 😂😂

[@plant7371]

The fact that his proposal would eventually mean they would have to redo words as their original components were renamed making them even longer forever makes this even better

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

Smart

[@Wild_Discovery]

@OwO ur mom

[@lkocevar]

Bruh... This is genuine FIRE! Do a full damn song!

[@Ricardio7774]

Please?

[@Council_01]

You mean wordmusic instead of songs?

[@lkocevar]

@@Council_01 This song shouldn't be just a shot but a full blown radio edit :D

[@parvitz]

Morningravel actually goes hard. A cereal called that would SELL

[@spidunno]

dull banana implies that there is a secret, sharper banana

[@lipehique]

This is a banger. Petition for a full version on spotify please 😢

[@ny4lyfe19]

Apple Music

[@slimyduck2140]

I was scrolling and randomly found this little pearl and all I can say is : WTF

[@E_D___]

enter his channel to find some amazing full length pearls

[@ChrisTheMemeMan]

Welcome stranger. Enjoy your stay on this beautiful channel.

[@glutenfreecookiestastelikenoth]

Same i feel like i just joined a weird cult by accident_

[@FallenNephilimTeukie]

I have looped this far too many times and its still not old

[@littlebigmonster9546]

"Y'all, lets call this spiky yellow fruit anana." "Alright, I'm down." *"Pineapple."* "What?"

[@soldier1913]

that second meatpaddle was absolutely heavenly

[@scottscerealbowl]

i ascended bro

[@soldier1913]

@@scottscerealbowl fr

[@AngryPieMan]

This is my favorite sound-dance. When I'm on the poop-throne, in the rain-box, or at my money-slaver, I enjoy listening to it. Gets the meat-paddle-tips tapping.

[@ushi5650]

I understood everything- but money-slaver? ToT

[@AngryPieMan]

@@ushi5650 "job"

[@aruin4069]

I understand everything but rain-box

[@AngryPieMan]

@@aruin4069 Shower

[@aruin4069]

@@AngryPieMan why would you be on your phone in the shower though?

[@dresden5060]

This lives in my head rent free!! Please do a full version so I can get a mortgage

[@jesusfreak180]

I want a full version of this where the next 2 min of the song are him just naming different pineapple words.

[@notultima]

This is unironically such a banger ffs

[@Ballsgamer93939]

This suck wdym 😧

[@hainesensei8118]

@@Ballsgamer93939 you are objectively wrong

[@Ballsgamer93939]

@@hainesensei8118 my fat ass farming sounds better

[@v1nceexcepttheresnov1nce15]

@OwO ok

[@a51ez]

@@Ballsgamer93939 you are so very confidently wrong

[@beans9288]

Legend has it Jazz Emu likes crispy ~ -towels- ~ humanflannels edit: now it’s crossed out *and* has the squiggles which I now know is called a tilde what more could ya want eh

[@xanaphin8743]

Gotta add two squiggles on each side

[@beans9288]

@@xanaphin8743 crap that was meant to cross it out lmaooo

[@xanaphin8743]

👍

[@jaydenwilton5279]

actually you use -dashes-

[@stuffedbrains]

@@TheRealBatabii-is- ~it~ ~~pronounced~~ _tildeh_ -or- __tildah__

[@miralang8149]

Funnily enough that which the french call a pine cone is literally the french for pineapple, as in "pomme de pin".

[@Miliogen]

The word "fleshnutsatchel" still has the word "nuts" in it

[@saltyjello_]

if bill wurtz and glass animals had a baby

[@empresscarrie6230]

so accurate I can't

[@_Ike]

And jack stauber as the godparent

[@fdois5922]

literally so true

[@claireschweizer4765]

Beautiful

[@peaceflowerstudios6833]

YES

[@powerstation0872]

Bro your rhyme schemes and meter is really good in all of your songs. Not even mentioning the production, composition, and vocals. Phenomenal stuff.

[@illitero]

Right? With a few exceptions (Group X, Sick Animation, Flight of the Conchords, and others I can't think of), I've rarely had good reaction to musical humor. Something about it just make me recoil-which I _want_ to do here-but the musicality outweighs the repugnance, so I'm kind of left scowling and hovering to escape, but never do haha

[@flazzorb]

Apple used to just mean any fruit.

[@dylandupre420]

"Its kind of like a pine cone but its a fruit like an apple"

[@SomeoneYouKnow2671]

This needs a longer version. Awesome beat with awesome lyrics!

[@purplecrab7438]

Yes please

[@hayleigh7354]

this whole video was a fever dream, nobody can convince me otherwise

[@icewater6841]

you are at 69 likes as of this comment

[@hayleigh7354]

@@icewater6841 nice

[@harryswinburne9288]

Im now only calling them hotdoglemon, *WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!*

[@redhood9962]

It's 04:29 rn and this pops on on my feed, definetly checks out

[@lilyxciv5637]

I NEED this song in its entirety

[@HaloofWar35276]

Spikes like a pine cone editable like an apple pineapple