The Fastest Way To Get Fired. Tom Briscoe - Full Special

The fastest way to get fired from your job, is to follow Tom Briscoe's advice in his first ever full special with Dry Bar Comedy. Whether you're a UPS driver, or a KZbin addict this full Dry Bar Comedy special form Tom Briscoe is packed full of stories about what not to do on the job. If you're someone who is looking to quit your job, or you're just looking for a reason to get fired, this Dry Bar Comedy special from Tom Briscoe is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@truth-rewound9317]

This dude has it all, material, timing, stage presence, delivery, everything

[@jessicaazzola6703]

Agreed. He’s great!

[@truth-rewound9317]

@Tator The Nomad oh yeah, I forgot to mention... He even handles that well! Lol

[@KenanTurkiye]

I agree, but I hope I don't get caught out by the females in my life for agreeing to this. (joking hun) :p

[@truth-rewound9317]

@@KenanTurkiye brilliant

[@JC-uo8rd]

@@KenanTurkiye

[@youdeservethis]

Good old fashioned hard working comic. He works hard for those laughs-and deserves so many more!

[@planetarysolidarity]

Genius!

[@musicfancier]

I thought he was a natural!👍

[@hitman007p]

@@musicfancier he is! The way he delivers those jokes is natural

[@tipsyrobot6923]

He's got some work to do yet, but I like him!

[@terrylovette2331]

@@planetarysolidarity know ito in I in in person in I will have

[@ryan3442]

Twenty or thirty years ago, most of these jokes would have been about my parents. Now I’m the one getting “the look” and trying not to get fired. Hilarious!!!

[@sailaab]

Hehe.. relatable

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

😄

[@MadScientist267]

They never believe... 🤣

[@drumsticknuggets5123]

I know right

[@mikesnyder4801]

So true. It’s me.

[@johngeverett]

Where has this guy been? Every joke, spot on timing! I haven't laughed like this in quite some time!

[@theanonymouscomic8106]

I wear a mask on stage........tough to do comedy when they dont see your face. New channel

[@joanhughes7742]

@@theanonymouscomic8106 a mask?? on stage??

[@theanonymouscomic8106]

@@joanhughes7742 YES COME LOOK

[@jansondennis2438]

lol

[@theanonymouscomic8106]

@@jansondennis2438 did you like my comedy?

[@rainfeathermedic]

This guy's hilarious 😂

[@notme2day]

His timing is perfect! I've done nothing but laugh so hard I hurt myself. 🤣😂😂😆

[@tardigrade9493]

Where has this guy been? He's funny, real funny. He should have his own Special. Real funny guy. Nice too, I like him a lot. Funny guy.

[@Mantosasto]

Funny guy.

[@badeugenecops4741]

Is he funny, tho?

[@rapthesaurusrex5216]

Did you mention he is funny?

[@tardigrade9493]

On yeah right, this is a funny guy.

[@matthewb9621]

Repetition is the essential comedic device and is often used in combination with other devices to reinforce them. The "callback" in comedy writing-in which a statement or theme is recalled as the punchline or close of a scene-is a classic example of the tension and release that are possible using repetition. It is also the basis for "Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman" jokes, where repetition is used to set up a modus operandi and build tension before the Irishman (usually assumed to be the stupid one) provides the resolving juxtaposition.

[@nicolesummers4833]

Tom Briscoe is hilarious. I love DryBar. They have absolutely the best comedians; one after the other. They are all really, really good. I enjoy it so much.

[@dawnsstar5918]

So glad I subbed to it. Comedy lives and breathes there.

[@winonamassingill7895]

I especially like Chad Thornsberry😅😅😅

[@noahwahee4798]

MORE Tom Briscoe please!! Great sets, great comedian.

[@richardtaylor8595]

I use the same towel all week. Cuts down on laundry. I helping to save the world.

[@LukenUSee]

You're doing your part!😁

[@kitty10141]

Stay green my friend ♻️

[@kathryngleason9197]

Good for you that's the way help save the planet.

[@peterstebbins5827]

Ummm 3 weeks I guess too long

[@paulbrasier372]

I go about a month on a towel if I remember at all.

[@fernviking7909]

I don’t usually laugh at comedians but this dude is funny, has great timing & jokes that are basically observations of human interaction which are so spot on. He’s gold!!

[@kennethrhodes7143]

Dr. said I'm going to die, although he doesn't know when or from what

[@johnmantovani7285]

Nothing but extreme success in this man's future. Honest to goodness humor 🌟👍♥️

[@gregbowen617]

What an awesome comedian! He has timing, pausation and hilarious lines! Great stuff!

[@patriciadickson2968]

This guy is hilarious 😂

[@gomphrena-beautifulflower-8043]

Agreed, Ms.Patricia!😆

[@gomphrena-beautifulflower-8043]

Agreed, Ms.Patricia!😆

[@gomphrena-beautifulflower-8043]

Agreed, Ms.Patricia!😆

[@simonbrown1486]

Had a shower this morning, then dried myself with a towel that needed replacing last week so now I smell like a wet dog. Hung the towel up again for tomorrow.

[@LukenUSee]

😄

[@fatdad64able]

In other words: Your wife filed for a divorce.

[@smithasureshholisticnutrit6287]

Literally LOL material.. .his years of experience shows! Will be rewatching 👍🏼

[@karenking5357]

Yes definitely LOL I had gut wrenching laughs I had not done in years this is I just said this a minute ago but this guy really is probably one of the very best I've ever heard I hope you get a chance to hear him again this was this was just funny but out of sight I loved it

[@mbadam4934]

@@karenking5357 k u.

[@edwardlozinsky2969]

You Killed it...i really needed a good laugh today...you did not disappoint...

[@sonquatsch8585]

bloody brilliant. very gifted comedian.

[@fireballxl-5748]

First time seeing this guy. Great perspective and humor. Completely relatable and very funny.

[@martymcmannis6581]

Those people got their money's worth. That guy is hilarious. Talks fast makes him sound quick witted. And probably is when not around his wife...

[@trooperbravo1297]

Hehehe

[@theanonymouscomic8106]

comedy is hard.....my channel is 2 days old

[@theanonymouscomic8106]

Thanks

[@bayoubilly5176]

@@theanonymouscomic8106 wow still copypastaing the same thing from half a decade ago word for word. Maybe work on the comedy and learn how it works. Acaster , Carr etc. Takes work not cloning...

[@theanonymouscomic8106]

@@bayoubilly5176 wrong.......what you talking about?.....your name is Billy.....why you talking?

[@joannaedwards6325]

Give this guy MORE WORK. He's funny, clever, charming and has great delivery. Please keep his career going.!!! 😄😄😄😄😄

[@Jiggerj01830]

Finally! This is the first drybar comedian that made me laugh! I will remember Tom Briscoe.

[@daltonx6177]

Boy, you're a tough crowd all by yourself, hey ? 🤔

[@RcFlashlight]

You should also check out Rex Havens if you haven’t already. That dude is also hilarious.

[@VestigialHead]

Are you serious? There are only a few not so funny comedians on dry bar. They have the cream of the crop of clean comics.

[@bayoubilly5176]

As someone who has seen maybe one bad comic out of hundreds a year? Whaaaa? I usually can't stand clean comedy but drybar is exceptional in its selection for a decade at the least...

[@VestigialHead]

@@bayoubilly5176 I agree. Dry Bar has really impressed me with the level of comedians.

[@christinaobert5664]

Had me laughing throughout the whole set! 👏👏

[@Showmetheevidence-]

Can’t believe I’ve only found this channel now… these guys are better than a lot of the “major” comedians out today.

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

Ir's a good feeling of discovery. 😊

[@emiliadavis8247]

Yes and not full of sexual jokes!

[@charleschidester6767]

Thank you Tom. Great performance 🎭.

[@callahanjohnson]

Man, Tom really nails the delivery on all his jokes - guy's a natural. Incredibly funny! 🙂

[@JamesBond-xx1lv]

I'll bet he got a check for 1c for your donation.

[@shannongrant8591]

Lol... Yes, my daughter got me Netflix and I got her phone

[@kellyem28]

Shared it with my brothers! OMG, this guy had us rolling 🤣 😂 😆

[@Rood67]

The caliber of comedians that come to Dry Bar is a mixed bag of good and bad. Tom is off the chart good. Some quality original material with punch lines I was not expecting made the jokes even funnier.

[@josephlosano234]

He really is good!!! I love the clean comedy...no swearing; a sign of a great comedian!!!

[@paulborst4724]

*Very good. Solid material, rhythm, and stage presence.*

[@dougi1967]

The reaction after he drops the "welder's mask" line is my favorite. There's one guy in the audience who liked it more than me, what a belly laugh moment.

[@Real_Michael_Jordan]

I was just about to comment about the welder's mask part, had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@Voltzy70]

This guy is 1 of the funniest I've seen, had me in tears.

[@carolemascarini2036]

Awesome comic! Funny material. Fabulous timing. Would love to see more of him! He's one of the very best ever! 🤣😅😂🤣😅😂

[@bpetnoi1472]

I must have just been in a special mental state when I watched this video. Can't remember when the last time it was I had so much fun and experienced so many belly laughs. In simpler terms Tom just spoke to me with this video.

[@canesfan3526]

This was the guickest 20 min show ever. It made me wanting another 20 min. Great show!

[@kenparr6682]

Sharp, witty, impeccable timing. No more wife, but brought up old memories; lol!

[@jaredmccain4106]

“A Pomeranian… that’s a blow-dried Guinea pig in a tutu that’s what that is…”

[@0netom]

Loved your jokes and the fast paced, fluent delivery!

[@edithdlp8045]

I also loved him. I wish I could send him money but I am broke.

[@mtnlady4762]

Happy I ran across Tom’s show. Tom had me laughing from the beginning to the end. Great subjects! Crazy how much is the truth! Laughing at life!

[@gregdanielson9086]

Where has this guy been? He's hilarious.

[@trishamcclaren3792]

That was hysterical. Great job!

[@smmusicplus96]

Very good. I appreciate a comedian who can make you belly laugh while keeping it PG-13.

[@everythingelse3086]

This guy made a great life choice becoming a comedian God Bless him

[@gayleneelaban1161]

Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard! He is great!

[@MrTurtleMontana]

I like this guy's sense of humor... very funny! Great timing and delivery! I like comedians who can find humor in the mundane.

[@AJfanboy1]

But seriously, if you shower until you're clean, and the towel air dries on the bar, why can't you use it several times? 🤷‍♂

[@donnahampton3632]

Washing all the bathroom towels once a week is sufficient if you are clean!

[@erikbeck9429]

Dead skin cells

[@maxi-me]

I don't care how hard you wash, certain places are _still_ ...errr.... certain places, and if your towel's been there, that's a good enough reason.

[@VestigialHead]

@@donnahampton3632 Once a week? That is a bit much. Maybe once a fortnight.

[@thsone]

Exaxtly... ppl waste so much. There is such a thing as being over hygienic.

[@goldennacar633]

I can’t stop laughing!!!😂😂😂 This guy is sooooo on point and that’s why it’s SOOOO frickin’ funny!😂😂😂

[@bowsandbulls2866]

What a great show. Would love to see him live. He’s a true professional

[@unstoppablezone4980]

Tom, I love your style and your ability to connect the audience with the whacky parts of life. Some comedians are funny but you made me laugh out loud. Thank you! 😂

[@Pedersons1]

Made me laugh so hard I was crying in less than 5 minutes. Sent this video to my whole family. I hope you go far.

[@joieb340]

Watching comedy, I usually have an internal laugh. Rarely, rarely does an actual audible laugh. This guy not only made me laugh, but I laughed until I cried.

[@lynngrant7]

Great delivery, awesome material.

[@IDIOCRACY-1984]

How come I never heard of this guy before? *This dude's a superstar.* I'm watching this by myself and I'm laughing out loud. I don't react like this to many comedians Just back to add this. I was reading other people's comments here and everyone responded pretty much like me. The saying *"it's not what you know but who you know"* is absolutely true especially in the corrupt entertainment industry

[@260289302]

Simply Delightful. Excellent.

[@UnidadFamiliarCristiana]

I wanna hear more from this guy!

[@AuthenticWe]

Gold... Just gold 🪙😂

[@badeugenecops4741]

Wow, this guy blew me away! Hilarious! Gonna make sure that I go see him when he has a show near me.

[@rockinrobins0214]

Thank you for the great laughs. Everything was true, at the same time hilarious because us men just get it. My wife sat on the couch just shaking her head!

[@dixieboy5689]

Brutal !! Genius. Loved it all. Good stuff.

[@JC-uo8rd]

Dang-that was the funniest 21 minutes of my whole week! Thank you!

[@GPDuchess]

In less than 24 hours I'll fly from NZ to Germany, this helped with my anxiety 🤣

[@scoobyd3691]

“A blow dried Guinea pig in a tutu” best part yet.

[@dogloverjb6873]

I want more of him on this channel.... he's so funny

[@mr.hanger]

"I'm not a threat, smell the back of my hand." I had to pause and recover before finishing this video.. the whole bit was genius.🤠🤠🤠🤠

[@barbarastedillie1336]

The whole package! Hysterically funny!!!

[@LadyVoldemort]

Aww, I want more! And btw, those kinds of fussy wives actually care and love their husbands more than the aloof types like me, LoL. The comedians with such wives usually have a longtime marriage, because funny and fussy work well together, like my parents. 😅 They fight all the time, but can't live without each other for too long. When my father died last year, my mother cried every night for months, missing her awkward yet funny cool man that stood beside her for 42 years.

[@graceamerican3558]

🌹😥💔 I’m sorry. That breaks my heart.

[@nicholeswan640]

Nice story sorry he passed now you will have to make her laugh instead god bless our mothers

[@joannaedwards6325]

I miss my guy who passed last year . He took the funny with him. He had a great sense of humor. So I watch Dry Bar to get my laughs now. I miss you Jeff.😢

[@threetreasures7698]

@@joannaedwards6325 hugs to you and keep on watching Dry Bar. It keeps me lol

[@joannaedwards6325]

@@threetreasures7698 Thanks a lot. Don't know what I'd do without laughter and faith. ✌

[@douglascolman4501]

What a pleasure to listen to a comedian for 20min. without a curse word said. How do I subscribe to your channel.

[@SuperPapi228]

You made it this far in KZbin without learning how to subscribe 😂

[@JohnO318]

This guy's level is 'Top-notch' professional.

[@wendycampbell5099]

Thank you for a great performance with NO swearing! You are a great comedian!!

[@Randytherumbler]

Dry Bar Comedy is certainly for you. I know I could use some clean comedy on another amateur comedy channel. Not everyone can truly enjoy great comedy without profanity, because human nature tells us to believe that if you use it in that kind of comedy...it had to be better that way. It doesn't. It just have to be. *good* , decent,and better than average. Medicore. Ordinary. Plain. Dull. Sometimes even boring while being those things. This comedian already knows how to get fired as quickly as possible. Driving a UPS truck,which is according to him, technically a beer truck. Now why do you think that is?

[@sloobyanthony572]

Absolutely great material, great performance, delivered smoothly 👍

[@bellavita3097]

The airport screener the best! 🤣😆😂

[@sjan8629]

Most of the Dry Bar comedians have been really good but this guy is the absolute best ever!!

[@justina7041]

Welding helmet bit! Lol!

[@cindicescon3149]

Laughed so hard. Think the neighbours heard me

[@IbnBahtuta]

That was a real treat, I'd never heard of Tom Briscoe before watching this upload. I've been binge watching one-liner's and then wham, observational comedy perfectly performed. Brilliant.

[@rickyjohnson8797]

"Prostate leg"... that is just too funny LOL.!!!

[@marianneunger7069]

OMG! I asked my husband to do the towel wrap on his head. It was HYSTERICAL. I don't think I laughed that hard in 10 years! Thanks for the tears! LOL!

[@terfalicious]

Surprisingly hilarious! Good show!

[@annhathaway2700]

Oh my goodness! Never heard of Tom B, VERY funny and CLEAN. so hard to find these days. Thanks Tom.

[@fishingtreatment7260]

"magnetic head, put his had in the tackle box..." 😂 😂 😂

[@ChristMetalMayhem]

I'm busting a gut, this guy is too good!!

[@Randytherumbler]

This Dry Bar comedian had been somewhat underrated. He could've been a bit more funny as Orlando Baxter, K-Von,(one of the most popular ones out there, because he's better than good...) . Brandon Vestal in "Secret Republican". Another one titled "Hispanic Parenting Fails". And a few others that are better than good. Medicore. Don't always need or use profanity for it to be interesting. Popular. Or better than being good.

[@oreogiri]

Had a blast...and tears in my eyes. Such good comedy, perfect timing. Relatable here in Bangalore too, though you say they are American jokes 🤣 Thank you Mr. Briscoe.

[@ComedianJimMcCue]

Congratulations Tom

[@lindalittle5067]

Thanks!

[@LittleLo633]

This guy was hilarious!

[@JaimeMesChiens]

Tom Briscoe is fabulous. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. I’m going to Google him and find a way to hear more.

[@ImpactPoiint]

That last one was GOLD!

[@Lauramagic18]

Four seconds in and I am about wettin my pants! Hilarious!!!!!!! Thank

[@limitedignition]

Hilarious guy, the "new pants" episode kept me laughing so hard....32-42...LOL

[@tayyoung8002]

"Leave me alone, I wanna have some fun with the pig people" "And then I whispered 'yeah one that went to the market' " Best lines ever!!

[@johnmatrix7003]

"You show me your fishing license and I'll show you my drivers license". First class line from you. Luckily, maybe, he didn't have a nose ring. Otherwise it might have been a trip to the hardware store for a chain.

[@kilobytecache6192]

Some of these are hit or miss. This guy? Perfection!

[@thewiskeredcat9157]

Enjoyed this tons. Deserves his own stage

[@CharlotteG754]

I don’t feel this bad about wanting to go to my husband’s doctors appointment anymore 🤣 cause this is accurate

[@adammarko1992]

More Vodka, More pork chops... Bruhhhhh. This is why doctors should be more specific. 😂

[@Jerseybytes2]

I only go to the doctor's with my husband cause we stop by friendly's ice cream after his appointments. Funniest time was this one time husband and I went to a walk in VA clinic where, unlike his regular one you can be seen without a prior appointment. As we got there I mentioned something along the lines of, "that's a cute little building", and then after parking the car we tried figuring out which entrance to go and how to go to the correct area. Then I began daydreaming, picturing Murdoch from the A-team trying to escape this particular clinic with the help of Face. Meanwhile my husband found a nice security guard and asked him how to get to ,,,, area. Guard told us that said place was on the 11th floor past the pool and I believe he mentioned a McDonald's restaurant. I stopped paying attention to what he was talking to husband cause now my mission is to find the elevator. well, we made a left turn, went down the hallway and he said, "we're here". I'm thinking, "what you mean we're here, I haven't taken the elevator yet, let alone walk past this pool you mentioned". then I remembered one small detail. the building we were in had about 3 floors or so. so yeah, both him and my husband got a good laugh when I did end up saying I was looking for the elevator lol

[@johnmartins94]

Wow! THAT was excellent!

[@music22220]

When he says "are u kidding me?" 😂

[@rmcdaniel423]

Promoting the violent overthrow of your company would usually get you fired and never rehired, but here we are . . . . . .

[@geecollins4915]

He was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@bluejack644]

If you need to nap at work do it at the bottom of stairs or a ladder. That way if you get caught your boss will just assume you slipped, fell, and knocked yourself out.

[@callanglennon397]

Definitely worth a headline!!! I am not an easy laugher out loud alone. I busted my guts. Thank you very very much!!! You’re awesome!!!!