Jeff Allen's Top 5 Dry Bar Comedy Clips. Jeff Allen

[@shazam6274]

Paid good money to see him Live last December. Worth every penny and a true bargain. He's also a very nice man.

[@Dallas-Nyberg]

One of the best stand-up comedians around.

[@ramonaking1029]

I am rolling while listening to this man! He is spot on! Been married 36 years!

[@mjdurst9092]

Jeff's comedy is a blessing can listen to him over and over .Thank you Lord for saving him and using his comedy for your Glory

[@singlechristiancowboy]

Amen! Appreciate that comment.

[@singingwindrider9881]

Do not try to eat while watching this. Nearly choked on my grapes. "Up th wall with frostbite" 😆 😆

[@marthabishop1455]

😅

[@matthewfunk6658]

This guy is gold!!

[@davidrockey7190]

Yeah 56 I grew up in his era the guy is truly very funny 👍🤣

[@maryksnyder1155]

He is hysterical! I’ve heard all these clips and I’m still laughing so hard! Thank you Jeff!! ❤️🤣

[@tonybyrnes4197]

One of the best comedians and people out there. Funny in the best way, always listen to his clips.....

[@nyalltimothy]

Couldn't agree more! (:He's honestly funny! (I mean that in both ways)

[@cutzymccall7675]

This man is a gem. Never tire of his fabulous humor.

[@henriettajones726]

I love this guy. He's hilarious! He's my favorite stand up comedian.

[@user-ll8be9vt4u]

I also grew up in America before the lawyers took over. Love Jeff, so funny

[@meggrotte4760]

Yeah so did I and there's a lot of stuff I miss that we don't have anymore

[@cherisebauguss6966]

Amen!

[@AUDIONOIR100]

LOVE Jeff Allen. One of the very best! Can't wait to see some new material from him soon!

[@mkhuntstreasure3192]

He is so funny! Love him.

[@dannschmit8604]

OMGosh!!! I love Jeff Allen!!!! So funny!!!!!

[@nenaelliott8058]

So funny. I love Jeff Allen. He's my #1 favorite male comic. Wish he'd come to Charleston WV,

[@schadowolf]

Absolutely hilarious! Jeff Allen is one of the best I have watched on Dry Bar!

[@betsywindham4856]

This man is so funny. I haven't heard comedy like this in along time that wasn't vulgar with language.

[@davidrockey7190]

Absolutely I think that's what makes him the best and truly deserves a Grammy🎉

[@vincecomo4306]

One of my absolute favourite comedians of all time. Gifted in one of THE hardest jobs - making people laugh. Flawless and brilliant. Respect Jeff. And many thanks. Gods Word is so true - “laughter does as a good medicine”.

[@gnxbeats]

Im living by Jeff Allen's "Wife's Code" 2:23 😄😄😄😄😄

[@Michaelkaydee]

Jeff was three very first Dry Bar comedian i watched and he got me hooked... 😁😁

[@jacksolomon1379]

Love listening and watching 😂. God blessed him with perfect comedic timing!

[@culbered]

Gotta be the best comedian around.

[@tracyruth4247]

Jeff is so funny! I've watched all of his shows!

[@JoeMaxFpv]

This guy is great.

[@MatthewAHaas]

He is so great!

[@paulisawinsong8224]

PURE GENIUS!!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT REAL!!!

[@carolynnabours7530]

Saw him for the first time the other on Roku and my husband and I were laughing so hard we were crying.

[@carolhosp4617]

I am crying from laughing so hard! Love listening to this man!

[@lmorter7867]

All you women out there, I would strongly recommend not listening to him while putting mascara on like I just did. I can listen to Jeff over and over and he makes me laugh every time. 😂

[@UnidadFamiliarCristiana]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@georgeherod4252]

That's funny stuff

[@MM-ho1iu]

OMG, Tammy must be laughing every minute with this man around 🤣

[@terryhogan9419]

He is the funniest man out in the comedy standup ever!

[@mollysilverman6803]

Also not good to Listening to while driving!

[@kimberlymorgan5827]

Great comedian. Jeff, ur extremely funny. I always end up lol watching ur skits. Thanks & God bless u for some joy!

[@davidrockey7190]

Two talent laughter is a gift and the best medicine of all I can watch him again and again and I laugh every time thank you Jeff God bless🤣🗿

[@icmanju]

Comedy with out being vulgar is really smart, clean and funny, unlike the new age comedy we hear theses days

[@dr.anmolgodara5766]

One of best comedians , I have seen on this channel. Hilarious . Love from INDIA

[@carrieanthony5883]

I just saw a small clip on Facebook so I had to go on KZbin and find his name he is probably one of the funniest comedians I've seen yet🤣🤣🤣

[@kathymartin1605]

He cracks me up and guess what? No foul language.

[@graceamerican3558]

OMG … the waxing episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think hurt myself 🤣🤣

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Everyone agree thisnCLIP made our day:

[@carrieanthony5883]

I lost it about the slide on the playground because that is so true🤣🤣🤣🤣 and then when he started talking about the menopause I couldn't I just literally lost it because I'm going through that right now🤣🤣🤣

[@elizabethhowe2110]

I love the shorts part. She: Are those yours? He: yeah, or I have some questions of my own. I had to replay the next part, I was laughing so hard.

[@sandraimboden6660]

Just saw Jeff tonight at Encore Theatre, Berlin, OH. Fantastic and loads of laughs! Thanks for coming to this location. Will look for you the next time too. Bring Tammy and your checkbook, Jeff. She will love it here.

[@eugenesnell6600]

He is so good, I've "shared" him with everyone I know!

[@josepaez_2]

I think the top 5 should include the: handing out candy “One of you will betray me”, “Is is it me poppa?” “Yes, it is you, you little punk” “Clean those cheeks” 🤣

[@shirleyrice9988]

I love this man he is the funniest I've ever seen I enjoy him so much and I made you one years old keep it up young man

[@jerrymiller5978]

You are my new favorite comedian!

[@sheilabush3784]

Love Jeff! His humor rocks!

[@LadyVoldemort]

IMO He's the ideal husband for a lot of woman, including me. And one of the most hilarious comedian ever came to Dry Bar. Like Gaffigan, I can listen to him over and over while doing house chores and still giggled and guffawed like the happy idiot I am. Thank you so much Sir, for the delightful laughs over the years.

[@dereksim1696]

Hope I see more of him he is hilarious

[@filbertfrancisflores9371]

What a relief. Tnx lolo jeff, never fail to make me laugh and be scared of my wife at the same time. 😂😂😂

[@sarahjmarquez]

Jeff Allen is so funny

[@CabinOnTheWater]

I remember pulling back the rubber floor mat in the back seat of our Rambler so we could lift up the piece of plywood to expose the 6 inch hold in the floor as we went down the highway. "What are you kids doing back there???" "Looking at the road go by" "OK, don't drop anything you want to keep" LOL Cool, that was the signal to drop things out of the bottom of the car we didn't want to keep. Fun times....

[@kevinmcneill468]

We had a Pontiac, same deal, old golf balls were the best.

[@sandraimboden6660]

Mine was a 63 VW

[@rayzorin8985]

LAUGHED OUT LOUD !!!

[@stevewurt1717]

One of the best comedians I have ever seen

[@DougBow96]

Jeff is so funny, great content 👍🤣

[@sabrenadamnit9774]

Thank you very much for the laughs @jeffallen...

[@mikelsbug817]

He is fantastic.... Love from Texas Jeff!

[@MaggieLoveMTC]

Oh my God... I'm dying! My stomach hurts from laughing so much. This guy is so funny...he's great!

[@wolfmobile3693]

This man is hilarious!

[@karenbetz4569]

Jeffrey YOU ARE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN OF ALL

[@markforster6457]

20:36 --- I will always remember this: I could see my then 2-year old granddaughter in the other room. I started making faces and she started laughing. A short time later she walks in to where I was. She picks up a toy, looks so sweet and serious and she says "Pop, Do you know I love you?" I tear up just thinking about it. Now, she's 5. The other day, I said "Emory, do you know love you?" She rolled her eyes and said "Yessss, Pop. I know."

[@lmb1962]

I think the CIA needs to open up a few spas.. that's all I'm saying. Okay. I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@inthenameoflove2962]

I hold my laughter or it would have been awakened the household 🤣 .

[@viscache1]

He plays the ‘curmudgeon’ character to perfection! ….and yes after 40 years…I’m a happy, happy, happy man!…. “I got on the Google…I looked up the waxy people….and talked to Meechelle…..there must have been dogs three blocks away thinking..’Another man getting waxed!” ….I was locked in”…GOLD…JUST PURE GOLD!

[@fonce9965]

How could Jeff miss the best part of 10ft. tall steel slides? You can POLISH them with wax paper & make them FASTER!!!

[@RandysRides]

Or go mach 10 with a gunny sack under you. :)

[@julien.4617]

@@RandysRides Yep, and help the idiot hanging around at the bottom.☺️

[@RandysRides]

@@julien.4617 hahahaha !!!

[@Harloha]

I should've read the comments first, I just commented the same thing. 🤙🏼💯🤙🏼

[@fonce9965]

@@julien.4617 Didn't you mean: "& God help, the........... bottom? The people sliding down are supposed to kick the loose soil back into the skid ditch at the bottom as a courtesy to the next kids sliding down, But wax paper & burlap send a person flying completely over the soft landing zone onto the hard ground where many a bruised tailbone left kids STANDING for the next family meal!

[@alpakman1082]

Love it!

[@mattdillon3645]

Love your work, all is like my world from yesterday. Thank you.

[@lamontmelrose7640]

10 ft. Slides? We slid down the concrete of an overpass on old cardboard...in the rain! You'd lose a layer of skin sometimes, but it was fun! Waxing the slides did make em hotter, but you went faster! 😂😂

[@jaymzkiama]

😂😂 i have started using the word “Frosted” because of him

[@jackiepead]

The funniest guy ever! I saw him at Dry bar when he performed the first time and I'm still laughing!

[@georgeherod4252]

I will cry the first time hearing my grand daughter call me pa-pa

[@julien.4617]

Five Datelines, "We doin' alright, you and me? 😆

[@debbiestinnett2987]

GOLD!!!

[@mollystanley3024]

Awesome 👏🏻

[@adeliakimsey4434]

2:22 Happy Happy Happy!😆🤣😂

[@karenmccoskey7343]

I just discovered Jeff Allen about 2 years ago, he is now my favorite comedian, although if Robin Williams was alive they would be Neck to neck 😊

[@svietka202]

In a Christian loving way of course ….that line gets me every time

[@christinereece7661]

This was hilarious.

[@PaulaLittlejohn007]

I laughed so hard I almost wet the couch 😂

[@bite-sizedshorts9635]

Code is right. On a trip, my wife asked me if I was thirsty. I said no and kept on driving. That was the wrong answer. I know now that if she asks that question, it's code for the fact that she's thirsty and I better take the next exit that leads to beverages.

[@danweston1973]

You look like Patrick from SpongeBob 😂😂😂

[@fredleemh]

Thanks DBC

[@boughtbythecross]

I don't know her but I love his wife!! 😂

[@Freebird64]

So great! 😂

[@wa2k99]

He is just great

[@blandinalecce7572]

And…we would take wax paper and rub the metal sliding board to go even faster! Good old days.

[@mattknapp2942]

Funniest guy ever!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Great belly laughs. Thank you.

[@marthabishop1455]

So hilarious!!😂😂

[@meggrotte4760]

This guy is awesome and he's so non-politically correct

[@ky42]

OMGaaaaaaaa Hilarious!!!😂😂

[@soteriamediaproductions6165]

This dudes like a machine gun! I can’t breathe!

[@privatenoneofyourbusiness5292]

He is good!

[@Xaforn]

My parents have been married 46 years, boy do they have stories 😂

[@dricka49221]

Dear Mr. Allen, I knew from the first time I heard your show, that you were one of the different breeds of comedians, a clean comedian. You prove that you do not have to be vulgar to be funny. Some of the funniest stories and jokes I have ever heard were from clean comedians. So I knew were Christians, other I suspected they were a brother or sister in Christ. The latter was the category you fell into. I really enjoy finding out for a fact that you are a brother in Christ Jesus our Lord and Savior. I have said this many times, we never know what another person has or is going through, so practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty. Like all of God's creatures, I am not perfect, but with God's help, I try to be as Christ-like as I possibly can at any given time. I have practiced these random acts of kindness long before it ever became a saying. I have walked through shopping malls and simply said a kind hello, followed up by how are you doing today, and actually paused to get a response. I have heard a couple of people's life stories this way, only to have them say, "I don't know why I told you that, I have never mentioned that to anybody before." When you greet somebody, you never know, you might be the ONLY person who has spoken to that person that day, that week, that month, and the impact that your sharing a simple hello with them might mean to them.[Back to what I was saying, I had no idea of the things you had gone through, only that you were a good clean comedian. My personal life has been a roller coaster. I am not complaining. Each and everything that has happened to me has had meaning in my life and I have (or should have) learned a lesson from it. Some of those lessons I have had to have a complete repeat of the lesson. Others I have had to have a refresher course on. It costs me nothing to me to share a smile, a kind word, or a random act of kindness, and it might mean so very much to the person I am sharing with or doing for. I was an RN, and one of my coworkers and I were talking one night. I was shocked when she told about her fiance getting killed in an airplane crash. We just never know what others have gone through. Be kind to one another, you might unknowingly save someone life from suicide by being kind to them.

[@gaylehooper36]

I laughed so hard I cried when he was talking about how he grew up. Don't think I ever cried while laughing.

[@villageidiot6537]

This man is Comedy Serial Killer…

[@allenlovell1604]

❤❤❤. Found this channel at random, and I couldn't stop laughing ! FYI, if and when any man wants to get " waxed " in the near future. Be sedated , opt for Nair Depilitory Creme ; and if the GF or Wife wants it permanently, ask about electrolysis treatments ! The only place i ever saw a man being shaved of his natural hair or Chewbacca pelt was in a movie set in Japan in James Bond 's " You Only Live Twice !"

[@marthabishop1455]

Flabby piece of bazooka bubble gum 😂😂😂

[@marthabishop1455]

One if the funniest comedic lines ever!!!!😅😅

[@jeanniebell9493]

Still loving it all ! Such great delivery. Still LOL !!!! :)

[@jamarjjsmith4614]

"Spas"?!😂 🤣😂🤣😂

[@chrisperrywv]

Man- I heard a lot of these jokes over 10 years ago and his presentation is almost EXACTLY the same. That’s nuts.

[@carolinegreen7043]

He's so so funny