So the ending of Splatoon 3..

Splatoon 3 story mode but I skip every level in my greed to finish the game
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[@Glory2Snowstar]

I’d like to pour one out for Octavio because that dude had S-tier character progression. Anybody who goes from a desperate despot to an ally helping remix a 5-man collab on the fly deserves maximum respect. I’d also like to pour out some ink for whichever intern came up with that nightmarish bad ending. Remember when all we saw after losing to Tartar was a funky sky? Now Little Timmy gets to witness the world suffocate in hair due to corporate-motivated genocide. Yay video games :)

[@cosmox1x]

Yippee for that poor intern who was probably troubled

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

Such a shame we didn't see octavio more, would of loved to see the development first hand.

[@pokaay3163]

the bad ending was very well done on account of how foreboding it was. the distorted grizzco laughter over a world half-covered in evil fooze was *muwah* perfection

[@Phosphorite05]

@@pokaay3163 yeah, when i died i had to sit there for 10 secs just because of how horrifying that was

[@the_dead_knight3]

​@@guywholikesmemes4993 chances are if they ever do make Splatoon4 Octavio may have more involvement in the story

[@NPCPlayerOne]

Failboat: *Saves the world from furry doom.* Chat: "But how will this affect the economy?"

[@ansrfururactions]

I.T. is sweatin' after they lost half their employees.

[@Zedryx69]

tbh, furries ARE suspiciously rich

[@pikmin369]

@KeyGolemPlayz they pay people

[@possumorb3770]

What's gonna happen to my minimum-wage part-time job?

[@possumorb3770]

@KeyGolemPlayz Welp indeed

[@bennettfleming4209]

There's nothing more that brightens up my day than the feeling of hearing " grandpa has been gagged and tortured" at the beginning of the vid.

[@prysm2735]

@Jack Wrath man just replied to every comment

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@yevuuliceris1845]

@@prysm2735 it's a bot, they do that. ignore them and report them

[@paizonedout]

BRING THE TONE

[@littleguystar]

The sauce meter caught me off guard, Noteblock's editing is wild

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@dashyga786]

@Jack Wrath wtf

[@koallferno2580]

I watched the OG streams storage vids, but NOTHING PREPARED ME FOR DA SAUSE METER!

[@victimofadown96]

@@joereginmyre no you kind of remind me of a fortnite streamer thats gets half a view. not one. half. they clicked and unclicked. 😘😘

[@iamv1ce]

@@joereginmyre Sauce Meter : -MAX++

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

The lore this time really makes it the most horrifying imo lol.

[@goobersnoobert1]

Agreed! Was reading the logs like "oh my god???"

[@shadow.riri.]

@Jack Wrath WHAT

[@damemetrap9608]

@Bully Maguire 🅥 stop get a dad

[@cjlite0210]

Yeah The bad endings in both Octo Expansion and Splatoon 3 are really scary, like you just * * * *ed up once and the world ends (at least I didn't get splatted by a stamp)

[@kumasama2449]

@@cjlite0210 i will fix that.

[@Primal_aspid.]

I absolutely love DJ octavio in this, i mean, the man's amazing at multitasking. He is making a remix while making wasabi on his DJ set, WHILE PILOTING A GIANT SPACECRAFT WHILE KEEPING IT STEADY ENOUGH FOR AGENT 3 TO SHOOT STUFF

[@joshmurphy6609]

I mean, he's got 8 limbs and a huge brain. Kinda makes sense.

[@personita2.733]

Hr has like 9 brains so makes sense

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@mariapsi7844]

@@joereginmyre Yes, you are correct. We are trash.

[@lolitazombie]

Agent 3 is the one piloting it tho

[@SemiHypercube]

I love seeing everyone's reaction to the Big Man fight being a reference to Super Mario Sunshine

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

Wait it’s just straight up like an ACTUAL reference????

[@ryanm3429]

@@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 yes, they even picked the same color of ink

[@lnoble9354]

@@ryanm3429 and music

[@CJSpider10]

@@lnoble9354 no Failboat edited the music

[@Unovakid24]

My favorite moment from this game is Callie's response to Shiver. "What's wrong with you?" "Plenty! But don't worry about that" 🤣

[@Gr-nr5rp]

Does anyone have the time stamp

[@Unovakid24]

@@Gr-nr5rp there isn't really a specific moment in this video, it's just in the dialog

[@mithiwithi]

@@Gr-nr5rp 7:46

[@theburningfalcon974]

Mood

[@ShadowSkyX]

...There's a lot to unpack there...

[@jasey1962]

riding a shark into space has to be the craziest nintendo concept ever

[@rustedbranch]

I think it is a very extended shark-nado reference

[@kroww5h848]

I thought frozen earth was pretty wild, but yeah jet shark wins.

[@supercamborg4218]

Counterpoint: Wario warping into the world of a television show, becoming a phantom thief, and going on a race for treasure where he fights ghost dolphins and burns the robes off of ancient pharaohs.

[@InumiDarkness]

@@supercamborg4218 Second Counter Point: Kirby getting sucked in another land and fight his daily eldritch horror with the power of Truck-Kun.

[@supercamborg4218]

@@InumiDarkness another good one. The shark into space definitely isn’t the craziest thing Nintendo has done. It is really cool though.

[@PastaPasta_]

A fun little detail I like is since They can't just lock out salmon run after you beat the main game they replace mr. Grizz's statue with a salmon eating a bear It's cute, I love it

[@PriffyViole]

There's also another added detail post-story mode involving Grizzco. Look carefully after you finish a versus match...

[@widerekxxanimations6842]

@@PriffyViole yup the lil cat

[@claireyates1221]

@@PriffyViole What is it?

[@PriffyViole]

@@claireyates1221 After Mr. Grizz's defeat, Lil' Judd has an earpiece that wasn't there before.

[@TheCameraMan6223]

The salmon is actually Large fry

[@dannydanggang1675]

Fun fact: This ending was the first half the stream. The rest was Tableturf Battle

[@widerekxxanimations6842]

Oh yeah i forgot about that

[@fiercedeitymidna5781]

There was a bit of salmon run before the tableturf, but it was mostly TT after he finished story mode.

[@sfmaub234]

I WANNA SEE THAT

[@Cornbread_]

I want to see the tableturf, I want to know how good fail is

[@blakksheep736]

Anyone actually played that?

[@rogue_2k374]

This man has single-handedly revived the seal who likes eggs.

[@Budgie_Films]

I appreciate that he went out of his way to not include spoilers in the thumbnail, Thank you Failboat!

[@doofyboof8170]

*Flashbacks intensifies*

[@Dreigonix]

ProsafiaGaming still has so much to answer for…

[@Budgie_Films]

@@Dreigonix fr tho

[@thatguynamedabc]

I know his title change often, but i still do not beleive any of them will take away from the sheer *horror* of this game.

[@Mr.Vossis]

@Jack Wrath wtf

[@Sophist]

I mean in a way Octavio's ship depending on the angle CAN be considered a flying saucer so do with that information as you will.

[@blakksheep736]

Oh hi.

[@Cosmic-chrome]

Mario party guy

[@tonycooler3445]

What are you doing here, Eevee?

[@meptune0335]

we need more magicnoah videos of ur squad

[@cosmox1x]

The first level he showed: I did 17 tries with bow. Switched to blaster, got it instantly. I was extremely mad.

[@floofyboi7546]

Thats bow for you

[@sv3tlana_]

@Jack Wrath NO I DON’T WANT FOOTAGE OF A KZbinR I NEVER MET DOING SUS STUFF TO A HORSE!

[@cosmox1x]

@Jack Wrath these bots getting real weird

[@franknova987]

Saaaame

[@unitds27-delta]

same but it took more bow attempts to switch to blaster

[@Cornin33]

I have not seen what happens if you fail the final fight until now Jesus it’s terrifying. Especially for a funny game about squids

[@ansrfururactions]

I mean, it's also a game where humanity is extinct

[@UplinkKang]

Splat lore is mega fucked up

[@mattburrowes]

they failed splatlands all right

[@six_buck_dlc]

splatoon

[@Inteyvats]

Noteblock's editing for this was TOP of the line, the subtle movements had me laughing all the way home! It was a fast story mode, but GOD, the team didn't disappoint. Say what you want, I was happy to see so many elements mixed in from both story mode and Octo Expansion, and what a finale it was! I guess you could say, it went out with a big bang?

[@randomninja7632]

The ultimate subversion of expectations: Not subverting expectations

[@krazalrashar9646]

Sometimes not subverting expectations is better than subverting expectations

[@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712]

NGL, have the main villain being a bear is actually quite interesting.

[@randomninja7632]

@@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712 as a avid splatoon fan, I also loved it. The joke was that he made theories away from what was expected, and was wrong because the expected happened

[@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712]

@@randomninja7632 Sometimes the most unexpected answer, is the most expected and obvious answer.

[@loganator3565]

4:13 Callie: We're putting you in a home

[@trulyunknowable]

Failboat's entire KZbin philosophy has just devolved to "What can I order off of Uber Eats for a video today?"

[@zacharywoloszynski4258]

How will this affect Big Man’s legacy?

[@Idk_what_to_put_here]

Big man is more saucy now

[@unitds27-delta]

It will improve it for referencising

[@GabbaGooober]

🗿

[@rayyannoor129]

11:07 “they took his liquids.” What a way to describe what we thought was captain cuttlefish’s last moments😅

[@soft.universe]

finally more story mode videos... these are hilarious i swear😭

[@MetaOSC]

8:24 failboat: I’d doesn’t even look like glass! Little buddy: glass doesn’t look like anything Failboat: shut up

[@awesomefox555]

For those worrying about cuttlefish, he’ll be fine, that’s just what happens when any inklings dry out, he probably just needs a minute in the rain or something

[@krazalrashar9646]

Doesn't water kill inklings?

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

@@krazalrashar9646 lol

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

@@swiifareSD I mean lol

[@awesomefox555]

@@krazalrashar9646 being submerged completely in water causes them to dissolve. They can touch it and stuff, I mean they drink things like soda, there’s water in that.

[@chong8763]

@@awesomefox555 the manga also tells them they can survive in spa water- or atleast hang in it

[@pikanachuster4032]

god i accidently had this unmuted and everyone in my dnd group heard the intro. it was really funny i love the editing in this. what a story mode. eggs

[@cmgonzales0210]

The part when everyone started to spit on gramps made me cry 😭😭😂 also 14:33 🤭🤭

[@Vehicular_Man]

And so, the world was saved. Mr Eggs was put to rest, but long enough so that Salmon Run could still be open everyday. Big Man was sued by Fintendo for illegal use of the Manta Storm name. And all of Splatsville was saved, all thanks to Dan (Failure) Failboat, and his Chat Shaped Pineapple Fish.

[@xaviersweet93]

3:02 I'm crying at the use of the Mike Wazowski scream here, that got me so good.

[@agamerslifetorture6274]

14:46 *accidentally allows a space bear to take over the world with furries* Failboat: whoopsie daisy

[@norawatkins4713]

14:20 you know in the salmon run vid chatty did say it isn't even his final form. He wasn't lying.

[@mulch895]

I literally made this same reference but in reverse.

[@bgamer5124]

I'm suprised the chat isn't on charge for first-degree murder at this point

[@sarahbunny0618]

Right?????

[@aSh-pi1in]

12:53 "I think you earned yourself a break. Now come here... SO I CAN BREAK YOU" is a 🔥 line tbh

[@DaltonFan28]

"Grandpa has been gagged up and tortured" Sounds like just another great concerning Failboat video notification.

[@thegoldenaegis]

Watching failboat get stumped by a glass pane and a flooder was painful during the live stream

[@thepokemonqueen]

thing is, I did the exact same when I played it lmao

[@yunyun1782]

remember when fail and his friends made fake Nintendo games? one of the episodes included fake Splatoon 3. one of them made 'splatoon 3, inklings in space'. y'all quite literally predicted the future

[@inalamire]

Nintendo saw the idea and made the entirety of Splatoon 3 around it

[@lqvesick13]

This was the most chaotic stream i’ve ever witnessed 😭

[@theivoryguy2476]

I love Mr Grizz's identity as the egg seal.

[@strawberry8188YT]

3:33 I love how he still references beam attack

[@RachelthePotato]

A lot of the failboat thumbnails seem to have a theme of a dark entity being right behind a non-suspecting protagonist who’s half paying attention to the world around them

[@CraftingGummi]

I scrolled through his vids for like three seconds and I can confirm

[@MegaTimmytommy]

That first level (target town) gave me the most trouble out of all the levels. I really wish they kept the hacking element from the Octo expansion.

[@angelor9211]

That distorted laugh the bear has when the world is covered in fuzz ooze is gonna be stuck in little Tommy's head for the rest of his life

[@asherwhitaker2789]

At this point, Dan saying “and here we are!” During the finale of video games Has become less of an addiction and more of a personality trait

[@Lilac_Princess-jw6ov]

Kirby and the Forgotten Land really took a toll on him, didn't it?

[@Kamyon360]

I can't believe fail predicted splatoon galaxy 3 3 year ago during his fake new nintendo games stream he really does have the sauce

[@Liliana633]

13:41 WOOOOOOOMYY SUPREMACY

[@Mariofan..]

12:40 We become el macho

[@lightningshox]

My favourite part was when Little Buddy said “It’s Salmonin’ time” and salmoned all over the Fuzzy Ooze

[@OriginalGameteer]

"Salmoned" is my new favorite verb lol

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Lol

[@Tomotasauce]

I joined the stream just in time for the sauce bit😂

[@choboy46]

hello there

[@sleepyboio-]

Splatoon abridged?

[@sigmadraconis8207]

12:22 "Everyone, quickly! Spit on Gramps!" The most hilariously out of context line. Jokes aside, dehydrated!Cuttlefish looked...pretty unnerving.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

squid jerky 🤤

[@daren_k77]

5:04 as someone whose Chinese name is quite literally '大仁' which sounds like '大人' which directly translates to 'big man', I am scared.

[@fantaaa.]

The fact that I haven’t seen that death cutscene before this video really says something about Failboat’s intelligence… He’s clearly dying ON PURPOSE to get more lore. Truly big brained

[@LucaGamingYT]

I love that Lil Buddy has a voice over because it gets me every time😂

[@WL-bs4nc]

7:46 I was waiting for someone to make this joke, and thank god you did!

[@kuromikendall]

my favorite youtuber. always staying out of drama. always caring for their fans. always keeping it real with their fans. giving back to their fans. thank you.

[@IsTheMeep]

15:50, he’ll easily lose it all to another octo stamp

[@ragequit4777]

Failboat:does he has the sauce Big man:I AM THE SAUCE

[@PKSparkxxDH]

Failboat loses worlds then move on to the next. Call him Rick Sanchez.

[@jayfr5]

you know that level where you used an octobrush to activate the splat switches, if you go onto that eye panel thingy you can look at the area below which is what you painted, also it looks like small fry

[@AughOughWaugh]

14:11 he is beeg

[@jstar3382]

Dan skipped the 20 minutes that he spent not realizing that he could throw smallfry at the inker

[@nerdicperson6235]

I got two things to say 1. Of course he puts the Sause Meter at 69, i should have seen that comming. 2. Cant wait for him to make a full video of the Secret Kettle. Trust me. That thing needs its own video entirely.

[@fiercedeitymidna5781]

15:30 DJ Octavio: Gya ha ha ha! You can't handle my spicy wasabi BEAM ATTACK!

[@Teddygal30]

Big Man is not to be underestimated! He's got the sauce! AAAY!!!

[@mulch895]

First two phases are easy and then you will die

[@QueenSharotto]

8:01 “Father throw me on the button”

[@Maxler5795]

Fun fact: the pun about taking a break in spanish changes into a retirement joke because in spanish taking a break would translate into take a rest

[@Cardinal_Skull]

The fact that this video ends on MAX++ 69 Sauce made this video even better

[@soapkingIII]

Truly the sauciest game ever, I love that part where agent 3 says, “it’s saucin time” and sauces all over the place.

[@IcefangGD]

Failboat gets Little Chatty Vian gets Bridgett What do i get? *RECOGNITION FOR SAVING THE FUCKING PLANET FROM AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BEAR.*

[@dittod2816]

Can’t wait to see him do the octoling section of after Alterna. He’s gonna mald.

[@Thecoolmeister2005]

Or he's gonna do what he did with inner agent three and do it almost instantly

[@mulch895]

@@Thecoolmeister2005 HE DID WHAT NOW!?

[@CraftingGummi]

He actually completed it really quickly, meanwhile it took me two hours, my sanity, and resisting the urge to bite my switch in half, and I still haven’t beaten it.

[@PriffyViole]

If you didn't skip all the Sunken Scrolls you could've gotten foreshadowing as to Cuttlefish's fate.

[@memeelfman324]

14:04 yes yes yes A DIGIMON REFERENCE

[@WhatIsTomeeDoingNow]

dan’s insane ramblings about sauce made me feel just a bit more sane, so thank you

[@Inhaledcorn]

Man, I dunno which game over is more terrifying: Octo Expansion or this one.

[@Temnxeiz]

I love how the music in his fight (and during the rocket segments and launch) is Happy Little Workers (the main theme from salmon run)

[@Murr248]

If I had a nickel for every Nintendo game released this year that involved intelligent animal masterminds, a post-apocalyptic earth, and DNA changing goo, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

[@therichman3685]

What was the other nintendo game with all of that?

[@fiercedeitymidna5781]

@@therichman3685 Kirby and the Forgotten Land

[@problempixel-ian2663]

Lil' Chatty: Father, how much sauce do you have? Failboat: alot.

[@ofwgktadgafls]

Imagining a little 7 year old kid that got splatoon for their birthday and being absolutely horrified by the bad ending

[@xraenon1664]

Can't wait for the After Alterna suffering montage vid

[@tacosoup363]

It was fun to watch the Live stream. This is all of the sauce into a amazing video

[@Codename-Thefox]

only ogs remember when this video was called "The darkest ending of a splatoon game"

[@ace1diots]

Watched this video while in failboat cosplay and it really enhanced the experience ngl

[@scribblecloud]

failboat: acts smart about throwing bomb in the ring in shiver's fight also failboat: completely misses the fact he's supposed to throw it in the shark's mouth as well

[@JJ5Gamer]

This game is on fanfiction levels of insane. Or you know just another nintendo game

[@fadingdreamx]

that half a second of calli- sorry, Agent 1 saying "we're putting you in a home" broke me

[@kieranismyfav]

Not even five seconds in and I hear the phrase “Grandpa is gagged up and tortured” or something. This’ll be interesting then.

[@TheVeemoEnthusiast]

there is no way you can beat the target level second try and i spent 30 minutes on it and then lose to big man

[@shaddowofthelost1750]

"Uh oh, I'm digivolving" love it

[@felsbywarcraft1017]

oh no the secret level is just gonna be a whole video by itself

[@Femboy_Frosty]

WAIT A MINUTE SHE CYDED OUT water! 12:16

[@BlazeFiresoul]

No, it’s ink.

[@mels287]

Some dogs protec, some dogs attac but *Lil Chatty distrac*

[@RealXLMaster]

5:32 ayo is that a yootooz 😳

[@Goobertidk]

Ye

[@alternax9751]

I finished the game by grinding out easy and well paying levels, did all bosses and finished the final battle, now I’m tryna get the alterna logs.

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

When the ikea plush hits

[@avacadooctolingdemon]

Btw, the reason Agent 3 ressurected Craig was because Craig was simply drained of crystals, and since Agent 3's... I MEAN CAPTAIN'S tears had crystals, Craig was ressurected.

[@Kraitis]

4:21 eggs

[@Kraitis]

Not even 10 minutes later I'm in timed

[@spirit5121]

I'm so pissed. I'm just sitting here, and I watch failboat do in 2 attempts what I failed to do in 50: complete "One-Way Ride Through Target Town" with the tri-stringer.

[@TheJezterGuy]

1:46 Dan stop theorizing it’s just a cool hat

[@sonicthehedgehog6505]

He was right tho

[@joeystudios5973]

I have been waiting for him to fight big man for a while, and now it has come!

[@Dededevastating]

God this finale was great