So the ending of Splatoon 3..

[@Glory2Snowstar]

I’d like to pour one out for Octavio because that dude had S-tier character progression. Anybody who goes from a desperate despot to an ally helping remix a 5-man collab on the fly deserves maximum respect. I’d also like to pour out some ink for whichever intern came up with that nightmarish bad ending. Remember when all we saw after losing to Tartar was a funky sky? Now Little Timmy gets to witness the world suffocate in hair due to corporate-motivated genocide. Yay video games :)

[@cosmox1x]

Yippee for that poor intern who was probably troubled

[@ConceptsCool4993]

Such a shame we didn't see octavio more, would of loved to see the development first hand.

[@pokaay3163]

the bad ending was very well done on account of how foreboding it was. the distorted grizzco laughter over a world half-covered in evil fooze was *muwah* perfection

[@Phosphorite05]

@@pokaay3163 yeah, when i died i had to sit there for 10 secs just because of how horrifying that was

[@the_dead_knight3]

​@@ConceptsCool4993 chances are if they ever do make Splatoon4 Octavio may have more involvement in the story

[@bennettfleming4209]

There's nothing more that brightens up my day than the feeling of hearing " grandpa has been gagged and tortured" at the beginning of the vid.

[@prysm2735]

@Jack Wrath man just replied to every comment

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@yevuuliceris1845]

@@prysm2735 it's a bot, they do that. ignore them and report them

[@paizonedout]

BRING THE TONE

[@jasey1962]

riding a shark into space has to be the craziest nintendo concept ever

[@rustedbranch]

I think it is a very extended shark-nado reference

[@kroww5h848]

I thought frozen earth was pretty wild, but yeah jet shark wins.

[@supercamborg4218]

Counterpoint: Wario warping into the world of a television show, becoming a phantom thief, and going on a race for treasure where he fights ghost dolphins and burns the robes off of ancient pharaohs.

[@InumiDarkness]

@@supercamborg4218 Second Counter Point: Kirby getting sucked in another land and fight his daily eldritch horror with the power of Truck-Kun.

[@supercamborg4218]

@@InumiDarkness another good one. The shark into space definitely isn’t the craziest thing Nintendo has done. It is really cool though.

[@Unovakid24]

My favorite moment from this game is Callie's response to Shiver. "What's wrong with you?" "Plenty! But don't worry about that" 🤣

[@Gr-nr5rp]

Does anyone have the time stamp

[@Unovakid24]

@@Gr-nr5rp there isn't really a specific moment in this video, it's just in the dialog

[@mithiwithi]

@@Gr-nr5rp 7:46

[@theburningfalcon974]

Mood

[@ShadowSkyX]

...There's a lot to unpack there...

[@littleguystar]

The sauce meter caught me off guard, Noteblock's editing is wild

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@dashyga786]

@Jack Wrath wtf

[@koallferno2580]

I watched the OG streams storage vids, but NOTHING PREPARED ME FOR DA SAUSE METER!

[@victimofadown96]

@@joereginmyre no you kind of remind me of a fortnite streamer thats gets half a view. not one. half. they clicked and unclicked. 😘😘

[@cyclxne6]

@@joereginmyre Sauce Meter : -MAX++

[@NPCPlayerOne]

Failboat: *Saves the world from furry doom.* Chat: "But how will this affect the economy?"

[@ansrfururactions]

I.T. is sweatin' after they lost half their employees.

[@Zedryx69]

tbh, furries ARE suspiciously rich

[@pikmin369]

@KeyGolemPlayz they pay people

[@possumorb3770]

What's gonna happen to my minimum-wage part-time job?

[@possumorb3770]

@KeyGolemPlayz Welp indeed

[@Primal_aspid.]

I absolutely love DJ octavio in this, i mean, the man's amazing at multitasking. He is making a remix while making wasabi on his DJ set, WHILE PILOTING A GIANT SPACECRAFT WHILE KEEPING IT STEADY ENOUGH FOR AGENT 3 TO SHOOT STUFF

[@joshmurphy6609]

I mean, he's got 8 limbs and a huge brain. Kinda makes sense.

[@personita2.733]

Hr has like 9 brains so makes sense

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@mariapsi7844]

@@joereginmyre Yes, you are correct. We are trash.

[@lolitazombie]

Agent 3 is the one piloting it tho

[@SemiHypercube]

I love seeing everyone's reaction to the Big Man fight being a reference to Super Mario Sunshine

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

Wait it’s just straight up like an ACTUAL reference????

[@ryanm3429]

@@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 yes, they even picked the same color of ink

[@lnoble9354]

@@ryanm3429 and music

[@CJSpider10]

@@lnoble9354 no Failboat edited the music

[@ConceptsCool4993]

The lore this time really makes it the most horrifying imo lol.

[@goobersnoobert1]

Agreed! Was reading the logs like "oh my god???"

[@THERIZZMASTER6000]

@Jack Wrath WHAT

[@damemetrap9608]

@Bully Maguire 🅥 stop get a dad

[@cjlite0210]

Yeah The bad endings in both Octo Expansion and Splatoon 3 are really scary, like you just * * * *ed up once and the world ends (at least I didn't get splatted by a stamp)

[@kumasama2449]

@@cjlite0210 i will fix that.

[@dannydanggang1675]

Fun fact: This ending was the first half the stream. The rest was Tableturf Battle

[@widerekxxanimations6842]

Oh yeah i forgot about that

[@fiercedeitymidna5781]

There was a bit of salmon run before the tableturf, but it was mostly TT after he finished story mode.

[@sfmaub234]

I WANNA SEE THAT

[@Cornbread_]

I want to see the tableturf, I want to know how good fail is

[@blakksheep736]

Anyone actually played that?

[@rayyannoor129]

11:07 “they took his liquids.” What a way to describe what we thought was captain cuttlefish’s last moments😅

[@rogue_2k374]

This man has single-handedly revived the seal who likes eggs.

[@Budgie_Films]

I appreciate that he went out of his way to not include spoilers in the thumbnail, Thank you Failboat!

[@doofyboof8170]

*Flashbacks intensifies*

[@Dreigonix]

ProsafiaGaming still has so much to answer for…

[@Budgie_Films]

@@Dreigonix fr tho

[@Sophist]

I mean in a way Octavio's ship depending on the angle CAN be considered a flying saucer so do with that information as you will.

[@blakksheep736]

Oh hi.

[@Cosmic-chrome]

Mario party guy

[@tonycooler3445]

What are you doing here, Eevee?

[@meptune0335]

we need more magicnoah videos of ur squad

[@xaviersweet93]

3:02 I'm crying at the use of the Mike Wazowski scream here, that got me so good.

[@PastaPasta_]

A fun little detail I like is since They can't just lock out salmon run after you beat the main game they replace mr. Grizz's statue with a salmon eating a bear It's cute, I love it

[@PriffyViole]

There's also another added detail post-story mode involving Grizzco. Look carefully after you finish a versus match...

[@widerekxxanimations6842]

@@PriffyViole yup the lil cat

[@claireyates1221]

@@PriffyViole What is it?

[@PriffyViole]

@@claireyates1221 After Mr. Grizz's defeat, Lil' Judd has an earpiece that wasn't there before.

[@TheCameraMan6223]

The salmon is actually Large fry

[@Cornin33]

I have not seen what happens if you fail the final fight until now Jesus it’s terrifying. Especially for a funny game about squids

[@ansrfururactions]

I mean, it's also a game where humanity is extinct

[@UplinkKang]

Splat lore is mega fucked up

[@mattburrowes]

they failed splatlands all right

[@six_buck_dlc]

splatoon

[@Inteyvats]

Noteblock's editing for this was TOP of the line, the subtle movements had me laughing all the way home! It was a fast story mode, but GOD, the team didn't disappoint. Say what you want, I was happy to see so many elements mixed in from both story mode and Octo Expansion, and what a finale it was! I guess you could say, it went out with a big bang?

[@cosmox1x]

The first level he showed: I did 17 tries with bow. Switched to blaster, got it instantly. I was extremely mad.

[@floofyboi7546]

Thats bow for you

[@sv3tlana_]

@Jack Wrath NO I DON’T WANT FOOTAGE OF A KZbinR I NEVER MET DOING SUS STUFF TO A HORSE!

[@cosmox1x]

@Jack Wrath these bots getting real weird

[@franknova987]

Saaaame

[@unitds27-delta]

same but it took more bow attempts to switch to blaster

[@trulyunknowable]

Failboat's entire KZbin philosophy has just devolved to "What can I order off of Uber Eats for a video today?"

[@norawatkins4713]

14:20 you know in the salmon run vid chatty did say it isn't even his final form. He wasn't lying.

[@mulch895]

I literally made this same reference but in reverse.

[@pikanachuster4032]

god i accidently had this unmuted and everyone in my dnd group heard the intro. it was really funny i love the editing in this. what a story mode. eggs

[@DaltonFan28]

"Grandpa has been gagged up and tortured" Sounds like just another great concerning Failboat video notification.

[@awesomefox555]

For those worrying about cuttlefish, he’ll be fine, that’s just what happens when any inklings dry out, he probably just needs a minute in the rain or something

[@krazalrashar9646]

Doesn't water kill inklings?

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

@@krazalrashar9646 lol

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

@@swiifareSD I mean lol

[@awesomefox555]

@@krazalrashar9646 being submerged completely in water causes them to dissolve. They can touch it and stuff, I mean they drink things like soda, there’s water in that.

[@chong8763]

@@awesomefox555 the manga also tells them they can survive in spa water- or atleast hang in it

[@angelor9211]

That distorted laugh the bear has when the world is covered in fuzz ooze is gonna be stuck in little Tommy's head for the rest of his life

[@sigmadraconis8207]

12:22 "Everyone, quickly! Spit on Gramps!" The most hilariously out of context line. Jokes aside, dehydrated!Cuttlefish looked...pretty unnerving.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

squid jerky 🤤

[@bgamer5124]

I'm suprised the chat isn't on charge for first-degree murder at this point

[@sarahbunny0618]

Right?????

[@asherwhitaker2789]

At this point, Dan saying “and here we are!” During the finale of video games Has become less of an addiction and more of a personality trait

[@Lilac_Princess-jw6ov]

Kirby and the Forgotten Land really took a toll on him, didn't it?

[@zacharywoloszynski4258]

How will this affect Big Man’s legacy?

[@Idk_what_to_put_here]

Big man is more saucy now

[@unitds27-delta]

It will improve it for referencising

[@GabbaGooober]

🗿

[@thatguynamedabc]

I know his title change often, but i still do not beleive any of them will take away from the sheer *horror* of this game.

[@Mr.Vossis]

@Jack Wrath wtf

[@theivoryguy2476]

I love Mr Grizz's identity as the egg seal.

[@WL-bs4nc]

7:46 I was waiting for someone to make this joke, and thank god you did!

[@loganator3565]

4:13 Callie: We're putting you in a home

[@nee.dleleif]

finally more story mode videos... these are hilarious i swear😭

[@RachelthePotato]

A lot of the failboat thumbnails seem to have a theme of a dark entity being right behind a non-suspecting protagonist who’s half paying attention to the world around them

[@CraftingGummi]

I scrolled through his vids for like three seconds and I can confirm

[@thegoldenaegis]

Watching failboat get stumped by a glass pane and a flooder was painful during the live stream

[@thepokemonqueen]

thing is, I did the exact same when I played it lmao

[@daren_k77]

5:04 as someone whose Chinese name is quite literally '大仁' which sounds like '大人' which directly translates to 'big man', I am scared.

[@MetaOSC]

8:24 failboat: I’d doesn’t even look like glass! Little buddy: glass doesn’t look like anything Failboat: shut up

[@fantaaa.]

The fact that I haven’t seen that death cutscene before this video really says something about Failboat’s intelligence… He’s clearly dying ON PURPOSE to get more lore. Truly big brained

[@randomninja7632]

The ultimate subversion of expectations: Not subverting expectations

[@krazalrashar9646]

Sometimes not subverting expectations is better than subverting expectations

[@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712]

NGL, have the main villain being a bear is actually quite interesting.

[@randomninja7632]

@@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712 as a avid splatoon fan, I also loved it. The joke was that he made theories away from what was expected, and was wrong because the expected happened

[@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712]

@@randomninja7632 Sometimes the most unexpected answer, is the most expected and obvious answer.

[@IsTheMeep]

15:50, he’ll easily lose it all to another octo stamp

[@aSh-pi1in]

12:53 "I think you earned yourself a break. Now come here... SO I CAN BREAK YOU" is a 🔥 line tbh

[@cmgonzales0210]

The part when everyone started to spit on gramps made me cry 😭😭😂 also 14:33 🤭🤭

[@Maxler5795]

Fun fact: the pun about taking a break in spanish changes into a retirement joke because in spanish taking a break would translate into take a rest

[@agamerslifetorture6274]

14:46 *accidentally allows a space bear to take over the world with furries* Failboat: whoopsie daisy

[@strawberry8188YT]

3:33 I love how he still references beam attack

[@nerdicperson6235]

I got two things to say 1. Of course he puts the Sause Meter at 69, i should have seen that comming. 2. Cant wait for him to make a full video of the Secret Kettle. Trust me. That thing needs its own video entirely.

[@soapkingIII]

Truly the sauciest game ever, I love that part where agent 3 says, “it’s saucin time” and sauces all over the place.

[@drago_the_enchantwing]

10:32 "Can i just? I can- I can just. I CANNOT JUST! I CANNOT JUS- I can just."

[@fiercedeitymidna5781]

15:30 DJ Octavio: Gya ha ha ha! You can't handle my spicy wasabi BEAM ATTACK!

[@lqvesickkk]

This was the most chaotic stream i’ve ever witnessed 😭

[@kuromikendall]

my favorite youtuber. always staying out of drama. always caring for their fans. always keeping it real with their fans. giving back to their fans. thank you.

[@memeelfman324]

14:04 yes yes yes A DIGIMON REFERENCE

[@Vehicular_Man]

And so, the world was saved. Mr Eggs was put to rest, but long enough so that Salmon Run could still be open everyday. Big Man was sued by Fintendo for illegal use of the Manta Storm name. And all of Splatsville was saved, all thanks to Dan (Failure) Failboat, and his Chat Shaped Pineapple Fish.

[@ofwgktadgafls]

Imagining a little 7 year old kid that got splatoon for their birthday and being absolutely horrified by the bad ending

[@lightningshox]

My favourite part was when Little Buddy said “It’s Salmonin’ time” and salmoned all over the Fuzzy Ooze

[@OriginalGameteer]

"Salmoned" is my new favorite verb lol

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Lol

[@fadingdreamx]

that half a second of calli- sorry, Agent 1 saying "we're putting you in a home" broke me

[@Tomotasauce]

I joined the stream just in time for the sauce bit😂

[@choboy46]

hello there

[@sleepyboio-]

Splatoon abridged?

[@PKSparkxxDH]

Failboat loses worlds then move on to the next. Call him Rick Sanchez.

[@shaddowofthelost1750]

"Uh oh, I'm digivolving" love it

[@ejm1225]

2:51-3:00 "D- Do your teeth move when you talk?" "How your teeth move like that?!" Simple, Shiver's teeth are incredible retractable that she can bare a full set of chompers.

[@AughOughWaugh]

14:11 he is beeg

[@Liliana633]

13:41 WOOOOOOOMYY SUPREMACY

[@cromanticheer]

Loved Noteblock's edits of the chat @4:03. (Particularly that last comment from Callie before the cut, hahaha.)

[@Mariofan..]

12:40 We become el macho

[@MegaTimmytommy]

That first level (target town) gave me the most trouble out of all the levels. I really wish they kept the hacking element from the Octo expansion.

[@dittod2816]

Can’t wait to see him do the octoling section of after Alterna. He’s gonna mald.

[@Thecoolmeister2005]

Or he's gonna do what he did with inner agent three and do it almost instantly

[@mulch895]

@@Thecoolmeister2005 HE DID WHAT NOW!?

[@CraftingGummi]

He actually completed it really quickly, meanwhile it took me two hours, my sanity, and resisting the urge to bite my switch in half, and I still haven’t beaten it.

[@Inhaledcorn]

Man, I dunno which game over is more terrifying: Octo Expansion or this one.

[@Hot.Sauce.Melancholy]

1:21 wow he really be thinking

[@crookzilla3880]

15:45, rest in peace, Hank the Tank.

[@kieranismyfav]

Not even five seconds in and I hear the phrase “Grandpa is gagged up and tortured” or something. This’ll be interesting then.

[@yunyun1782]

remember when fail and his friends made fake Nintendo games? one of the episodes included fake Splatoon 3. one of them made 'splatoon 3, inklings in space'. y'all quite literally predicted the future

[@inalamire]

Nintendo saw the idea and made the entirety of Splatoon 3 around it

[@Teddygal30]

Big Man is not to be underestimated! He's got the sauce! AAAY!!!

[@mulch895]

First two phases are easy and then you will die

[@MephlisTheDark]

12:03 little chatty: feed us farther! Om om om

[@LaplacesAngel612]

"I can think about any sauce" *proceeds to have an existential crisis mid stream*

[@TheJezterGuy]

1:46 Dan stop theorizing it’s just a cool hat

[@sonicthehedgehog6505]

He was right tho

[@Deejayjax]

Failboat’s reaction to the big man fight is just priceless. Good job on that fuzz ball skip tho.

[@thedastardlylizard5944]

Gotta appreciate the spoiler free thumbnail

[@Zero-iv9dk]

"your a kid now, your a squid now, your in space now, that's a bear now, suck his z1ts now" OH MY GOD THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD I WAS DRINKING WATER PLEASE

[@PaperWorldManShoji]

Failboat trying to open the kettles with fall off shots is exactly how my Story Mode experience went

[@tacosoup363]

It was fun to watch the Live stream. This is all of the sauce into a amazing video

[@Kamyon360]

I can't believe fail predicted splatoon galaxy 3 3 year ago during his fake new nintendo games stream he really does have the sauce

[@DrZaiusDrZaius-xp5fw]

I was NOT expecting the final act to be such a trip dude, legit could not stop laughing when the Captain's tears brought Cuttlefish back to life and when Octavio showed up at the last second lmao. Can't make any of this up

[@systemloading]

I can't believe one of the Failing Four members actually predicted Splatoon 3 in a Photoshop video- "Splatoon 3 Galaxy"

[@kirbylover2.038]

the lesson he learned at the end of the big man fight was that the real sauce was literally the friends we made along the way

[@Murr248]

If I had a nickel for every Nintendo game released this year that involved intelligent animal masterminds, a post-apocalyptic earth, and DNA changing goo, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

[@therichman3685]

What was the other nintendo game with all of that?

[@fiercedeitymidna5781]

@@therichman3685 Kirby and the Forgotten Land

[@wispy_nova]

5:10 Loved this part! XD

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

When the ikea plush hits

[@wishvolo]

I love Fail’s laidback reaction to, oh you know, the world ending. Just another day on the job

[@ace1diots]

Watched this video while in failboat cosplay and it really enhanced the experience ngl

[@mimi-xx]

i love how the grizzco hat actually has nothing to do w the ooze, its literally just a back to the future reference

[@Kraitis]

4:21 eggs

[@Kraitis]

Not even 10 minutes later I'm in timed

[@Xman34washere]

"Big Man you might be a bit easy" *He proceeds to get dropkicked*

[@majestyqueenie]

The best and worst thing about this is that Failboat made it through without upgrading any of his gear

[@silversjunkpile]

at 0:20 i recently beat that level and ive stopped crying at night. btw just beast splatty 3 today

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Big man Phase 3 was pretty hard, 1 and 2 were pushoversbut he rlly whips out the works in phase 3

[@jax.mp4]

6:30 "and i'm attempting to do it alone" *big man kills little chatty*

[@Database1990]

15:11 But...The Future Refused To Change

[@Cardinal_Skull]

The fact that this video ends on MAX++ 69 Sauce made this video even better

[@MoonlightStatic]

8:44 Looks like we have some @Jakerton fans in the chat