The Most Unhinged Cooking on TikTok

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AugustTheDuck

AugustTheDuck

Күн бұрын

TikTok Cooking, a two word phrase that has made me pee my pants on more than one occasion. Today, we look at a great example why. Buckle up.
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@Rootiga
@Rootiga Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is that he puts the glove on his left hand before mixing, but as he's mixing he's using the uncovered right hand
@Stanfordscienceman
@Stanfordscienceman Жыл бұрын
Literally identical energy to tf2 medic putting gloves on after surgery instead of before
@ketaminepoptarts
@ketaminepoptarts Жыл бұрын
they just use gloves bc it looks clean, and thats all people on tiktok care about. theyll use gloves to handle raw meat and then touch every other ingredient with those same gloves
@imsotallytober5
@imsotallytober5 3 ай бұрын
I see you understood the joke.
@Msmary98-98
@Msmary98-98 Жыл бұрын
I loved the way he was about to puke all over the place after taking a drink , but then try’s to lie and say it was great.
@23345star
@23345star Жыл бұрын
That's just Jack Scalfani.
@anjunoob3465
@anjunoob3465 Жыл бұрын
I think that’s the joke lol
@smol-one
@smol-one Жыл бұрын
That does appear to be the schtick of the channel.
@Burntbabyfacemicky
@Burntbabyfacemicky Жыл бұрын
I bet he sherked the mans barth room
@nuir8072
@nuir8072 Жыл бұрын
british people what is wrong to you all
@Sage_leaf
@Sage_leaf Жыл бұрын
no matter how bad it gets, these videos have never made me actually gag. until now. congratulations August, you have made me physically gag at a video for the first time
@kaycep6819
@kaycep6819 Жыл бұрын
Same. And wasteful. August I hope your trip gets better. You deserve an awesome vacation.
@abparker9971
@abparker9971 Жыл бұрын
First time I couldn't finish watching one of these, that smoothie made me physically ill just looking at it
@TR_GRIM
@TR_GRIM Жыл бұрын
Y’all watch that dude eat the rotten beef that was in a jar for like 100 days then the nasty sludge on the bottom from this once ny strip he takes blood pours it in the jar let’s it sit while he east the main pieces of the sludge then drinks the blood and oh yeah the maggots don’t forget the maggots
@Sage_leaf
@Sage_leaf Жыл бұрын
@@TR_GRIM not even that made me gag... something about the mixture absolutely appalled me. my body triggered a genuine repulsive reaction to it
@pixiv2914
@pixiv2914 Жыл бұрын
@@TR_GRIM Yeah I think eating rotten meat with amggots in it is a million times worse than any dish made in this video, ew Also, did'n that video get deleted?
@ophzlia
@ophzlia Жыл бұрын
the humans that cook like this are a whole different breed
@xenophanesfunnihaha3755
@xenophanesfunnihaha3755 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@digad
@digad Жыл бұрын
look at my comment
@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Жыл бұрын
Facts.
@qquack1950
@qquack1950 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@christopherkarr1872
@christopherkarr1872 Жыл бұрын
@@digad No.
@yourl0calcrazyp3rson83
@yourl0calcrazyp3rson83 Жыл бұрын
I feel like it should be a rule that some people just aren’t allowed to step inside of a kitchen.
@umbrellacorp.
@umbrellacorp. Жыл бұрын
I would agree to that rule. 😎👍💯
@Yanderegirlfriendsarepeak
@Yanderegirlfriendsarepeak Жыл бұрын
yeah
@SomeOrdinaryJanitor
@SomeOrdinaryJanitor Жыл бұрын
@@umbrellacorp. of course Umbrella Corp agrees
@TheReZisTLust
@TheReZisTLust Жыл бұрын
Like Men.
@Русские_вперед
@Русские_вперед Жыл бұрын
They would cook in a toilet like that TikTok guy
@CyberKirby
@CyberKirby Жыл бұрын
You could not pay me to drink that smoothie because I believe that attempting to drink that whole thing would ACTUALLY kill me.
@linda-0587
@linda-0587 Жыл бұрын
Same
@killthewrong4598
@killthewrong4598 Жыл бұрын
Id chug that thing for like $200
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
I have a really cranky digestive system. After one drink of that my insides would be at war for days.
@hahahahahah777
@hahahahahah777 Жыл бұрын
​@@killthewrong4598 I'd chug it for infinite money
@MJfan560
@MJfan560 Жыл бұрын
​@@feraltaco4783 same, I would settle for a million maybe.
@geofff.3343
@geofff.3343 Жыл бұрын
I'm not going to lie, this whole Midnight Snacks Tick-Tock channel has some SCP energy.
@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS Жыл бұрын
They will create an SCP one day
@LocalNimrod
@LocalNimrod Жыл бұрын
@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS the food they create can already be classified as an scp
@mommy2libras
@mommy2libras Жыл бұрын
​@@LocalNimrod that smoothie definitely needs special containment. Damn sure don't let it get near the water supply.
@haloichigo1
@haloichigo1 Жыл бұрын
I honestly found this incredibly entertaining. For one they knew the food was going to be terrible and not pass what they are making as an actual dish people should make. I also laughed that the host is essentially a captive who just to say the food is good even though he is in physical agony they even have the clock set to midnight in the background for extra care to detail. Overall one of the better things I have seen you share from Tic Tok that doesn't make me want to get a lobotomy.
@i-am-moderatly-stupid
@i-am-moderatly-stupid Жыл бұрын
Well if wanna get said lobotomy I can oblige
@anoddmeme3833
@anoddmeme3833 Жыл бұрын
What makes it worse is that wasn't even mayonnaise that was in the "shake", it was tartar sauce
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
That somehow makes it like 100 times worse.
@bryanpineda2096
@bryanpineda2096 Жыл бұрын
You forgot when they put the popsicle stick in the blender.
@Idk-jn5cl
@Idk-jn5cl Жыл бұрын
His acting is so convincing right? “oh boy welcome back to midnight snacks” in the most bored voice ever, oh and cant forget the “it’s time to get the host or it’s ready
@Idk-jn5cl
@Idk-jn5cl Жыл бұрын
I don’t think “The H0st” is ok
@aookami9581
@aookami9581 Жыл бұрын
That's the joke. Bad acting.
@oavideos6798
@oavideos6798 Жыл бұрын
Finally someone who gets it...
@Stanfordscienceman
@Stanfordscienceman Жыл бұрын
“Wow E zow E,that was so good”right after fighting his urge to vomit
@zoltanbojan8035
@zoltanbojan8035 Жыл бұрын
the people commenting about his bad acting know that this the joke right?
@AJCylace2002
@AJCylace2002 Жыл бұрын
I Like How August Never Mentioned The Fact That The Account Is Satire. The Acting, The Way They Cook Most Of The Foods (I.E. Microwaving The Pie) And The Way They End.
@TheGamingCat_
@TheGamingCat_ Жыл бұрын
That has to be the wor- That has to be the best looking waffles i have ever seen
@ggmann13
@ggmann13 8 ай бұрын
Some things don't need to be outright spelled out for people lol.
@SamStuffz
@SamStuffz 3 ай бұрын
@@ggmann13 apparently they do based on half of these comments lol
@RoseKindred
@RoseKindred Жыл бұрын
Well, the plus side is at least the food is cooked. Unlike Jack's constant culinary adventures.
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
"Culinary adventures". That's a weird way to spell war crimes. 😂
@RoseKindred
@RoseKindred Жыл бұрын
@@feraltaco4783 Ah yes, the Geneva Suggestions, or Geneva Checklist depending on alignment... or boredom.
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
@@RoseKindred I'm sure at least one of those "meals" was a violation of the Geneva Convention. 🤣
@kevinvieira2834
@kevinvieira2834 Жыл бұрын
​@@RoseKindred Jack out here using the geneva cookbook
@Jahsizzl9
@Jahsizzl9 Жыл бұрын
The whole gag of him being like a prisoner forced to say great things is pretty hilarious. “Wowweezowa”
@セラフィナ
@セラフィナ Жыл бұрын
These people are actually pretty funny, the trolling they do is absolutely perfect 😭 Edit: The last thing I thought about when making this comment was food waste, It was in the back of my mind untouched, I was just saying that them being stupid on the internet was stupidly funny, but now that I read the comments I kinda do think about it now. I wasn’t trying to upset anyone this was a harmless comment that was meant to be fun and what not.
@silverserpent420
@silverserpent420 Жыл бұрын
Kinda funny. Until I remember there's a homeless teen on TikTok that shares how he budgets food to eat and cook it at a public park. Then these fools are wasting food and wrecking the stove. They're not trolls they're assholes.
@levicarpenter5509
@levicarpenter5509 Жыл бұрын
They are wasting food
@msjkramey
@msjkramey Жыл бұрын
​@Levi Carpenter I was just about to comment this. It is some decently funny trolling but I just can't stand food waste, especially intentional food waste
@MakingPeopleMadForFun
@MakingPeopleMadForFun Жыл бұрын
@@levicarpenter5509 yeah but they are still funny and all food ends one day (chickens are real animals incase you forget)
@porgrcool4293
@porgrcool4293 Жыл бұрын
@@MakingPeopleMadForFun no food can not be rotten for many days
@CrimsonAngel111
@CrimsonAngel111 Жыл бұрын
It is so refreshing to see something real come out of tiktok, just a few guys having a laugh is all you need.
@MidSelin.-.
@MidSelin.-. Жыл бұрын
4:21 he actually put the stick in, wood, and blended it💀
@Ko8la2233
@Ko8la2233 Жыл бұрын
Something you would see in a cartoon.
@DetectiveDC346
@DetectiveDC346 9 күн бұрын
That’s what I was gonna say that’s not safe mate
@perhapsbutmaybe
@perhapsbutmaybe Күн бұрын
Extra fiber
@TheDeviIDogg
@TheDeviIDogg Жыл бұрын
I made the party cheese salad but I only used the pineapple, cream cheese, cool whip, and lemon jello and it honestly makes a great little dessert type thing. Almost like that's what it was supposed to be from the start
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
You were raised right. 😂😂😂
@cakedUraniumMuffin
@cakedUraniumMuffin Жыл бұрын
Aunt Myrna did not approve those alterations!
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
@@cakedUraniumMuffin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheDeviIDogg
@TheDeviIDogg Жыл бұрын
@@cakedUraniumMuffin I feel like it was Aunt Myrna's original way of making it but she played a joke on Jack and forgot to tell him
@mommy2libras
@mommy2libras Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if you've ever heard of it but Watergate Salad is a pretty popular dish, at least here in the south. It's cool whip, crushed pineapple, pistachio pudding mix and mini marshmallows. You'll find this at holidays, bbqs, church suppers, funerals- it's an all occasion thing. And strangely enough, we set it out with the regular food, right next to potato salad or green beans or sweet potatoes- it's not served with the pies and cakes after the meal. It is part of the meal.
@jotade2098
@jotade2098 Жыл бұрын
- What's the worst non criminal activity we can practice? - Wasting food. - Grab the camera!
@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS Жыл бұрын
If u did this in front of someone hungry, it would instantly turn into a crime... Cuz the hungry guy would kill u
@callanwilson3623
@callanwilson3623 Жыл бұрын
hardly wasted if its making them a crap ton of money
@jotade2098
@jotade2098 Жыл бұрын
@@callanwilson3623 try eating money
@callanwilson3623
@callanwilson3623 Жыл бұрын
@@jotade2098or you know go to the store and hand it in for more food that sits on a shelf all day and gets thrown out daily if nobody buys it.
@kaibaborp396
@kaibaborp396 Жыл бұрын
@@jotade2098 try using that money to buy food to eat
@Chesozz
@Chesozz Жыл бұрын
This is like when you tried to make potions with sticks, mud, bugs, shit and whatever nasty things you could find when you were like 6 years old
@icankillbugs
@icankillbugs Жыл бұрын
Let me tell you what I think about bugs
@Midoriya782
@Midoriya782 Жыл бұрын
the sarcasm in the dudes voice is so funny 😭🖐
@2GLOXKZ
@2GLOXKZ Жыл бұрын
I almost cried when I saw them cook the most cursed pie I’ve seen on earth….. If anyone served me that their would be a crime.
@YOUR_NARRATOR975
@YOUR_NARRATOR975 Жыл бұрын
I'm not Gordon Ramsay but I think I stand for us all when I say this man is a horrendous chef.
@jimmyp410
@jimmyp410 Жыл бұрын
I know right?? He didn't even SEASON his waffle batter!! Probably taste like shit!😂
@YOUR_NARRATOR975
@YOUR_NARRATOR975 Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyp410 hold on, what seasonings do you use 💀
@vladislavdonchev1271
@vladislavdonchev1271 Жыл бұрын
woweezawa, clamcakes!!!
@JustinGuan-qu9ge
@JustinGuan-qu9ge Жыл бұрын
stop attacking ukraine man its uncool
@jimmyp410
@jimmyp410 Жыл бұрын
​@@YOUR_NARRATOR975 it depends on the waffles, but when I make the blueberry+chocolate +raw clams variety I at least use salt and pepper and maybe some Old Bay... I mean who wants their raw clam waffles to be bland??🤮It's unacceptable! ...BTW I'm a big fan, Vlad! I'd love to see you turn up and start dropping some nukes. I'll throw a $2 super chat your way for each 🚀
@Chopsee_official
@Chopsee_official Жыл бұрын
I love your videos and I love how you are just so honest and don’t hide what you think. Have a good day or night
@mikeandandrea5873
@mikeandandrea5873 Жыл бұрын
Mid way through blender scene, I get an ad. “ hi, I Brandon from pretty litter” I’m dead
@NevermoreMadGirl
@NevermoreMadGirl Жыл бұрын
Mixing shitty Tiktok "cooking" and a hostage being made to eat/drink their captors creations. Either this is hilarious or deeply disturbing... I'm going with the latter, what does everyone else think? Honestly, this looks more terrifying than most "horror" movies coming out these days. A film based around a hostage being forced to eat rubbish "food" until they just willingly starve to nothing, utterly horrible. Wowie zowa! That guy's acting skills are impeccable, you can't even tell how disgusted he is by these atrocities. Get this man into the '24 Oscars list of noms!🤣
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
I'm going with disturbing. I'm certainly very creeped out right now.
@BabyLemonTree1717
@BabyLemonTree1717 Жыл бұрын
The clam blueberry pancakes would most definitely be the one I’d try out of the three. I don’t think it would be good, but way better than the other two dishes😂
@bricksclip
@bricksclip Жыл бұрын
You know, normally I'm eating when I watch your videos and you give us the ole "If you're eating you might want to stop" bit. And I smile and think, "Silly August, I've been covered in vomit, blood, guts, shit, and piss and I still manage to eat right afterwards." But today. Today. I had to stop eating watching this. My arrogance was finally bested by you, my talking Duck friend❤
@orcanosgaming657
@orcanosgaming657 Жыл бұрын
I'm Gonna Take A Guess, Do You By Chance Work In A Hospital?
@bricksclip
@bricksclip Жыл бұрын
@@orcanosgaming657 Almost, I work in EMS😂
@jking446
@jking446 Жыл бұрын
I feel like this started from the guy eating this stuff saying to his friends that nothing could make him throw up, so now their goal is just that
@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, risk ur faken body for a chalenge, typical teen stupidity. Actually Dat dude looks like an early adult. EVEN WORSE
@LeviAckerman096
@LeviAckerman096 Жыл бұрын
Mad respect to the dedication to this trolling. Bro actually eats these 😭 -10 respect points for wasting food though
@jankaczorowski7031
@jankaczorowski7031 Жыл бұрын
5:39 10k and u got a deal. (Edit: it needs to be in € otherwise no deal)
@d.ragonology
@d.ragonology Жыл бұрын
This is not punishable by federal prison. This is punishable by eternal torment.
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL Жыл бұрын
Even prisoners get better food than this
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
​@@DustyJones1997BGCL I didn't eat anything half this bad in county jail. 😂
@kaihart8275
@kaihart8275 Жыл бұрын
August is feeling particularly cynical in this video and I'm here for it
@glee9189
@glee9189 Жыл бұрын
That’s probably one of the funniest intros I’ve ever heard! It sounds like every single day of my life condensed. Sorry for you, but if you don’t want us to laugh at your pain, you know how to fix it! Great story! Have fun!
@KaraTheGirlie
@KaraTheGirlie Жыл бұрын
Bro what kinda Uber driver says that my guy. That dude gonna get kicked off, I'd give a one star.
@ademetal
@ademetal Жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear about your day August, I've had a few of those, where every problem just builds and builds, so much so, you find even trivial things infuriating.
@R1ftd
@R1ftd Жыл бұрын
Next up: burger smoothie!
@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Жыл бұрын
Noooo
@jackbarnes5589
@jackbarnes5589 Жыл бұрын
I'm high with the munchies and even I wouldn't dare try one of those plates of trash.
@bell6dandy564
@bell6dandy564 Жыл бұрын
He didn't even mix with the gloved hand, he used the bare hand!
@SlimTheBugGuy
@SlimTheBugGuy Жыл бұрын
The most down to earth person on the internet
@AmbblyPuff
@AmbblyPuff Жыл бұрын
I'd drink it for $10k, tbh I'm used to weird combinations like that already cus I used to consume stuff like that when I was in high school, simply to gross ppl out.
@williamrosenbloom215
@williamrosenbloom215 Жыл бұрын
That's a pretty high number for someone who's used to it.
@AmbblyPuff
@AmbblyPuff Жыл бұрын
I mean, he asked & I answered
@Xinjiekou_新街口_Station
@Xinjiekou_新街口_Station Жыл бұрын
These are food related crimes. Food crimes are no laughing matter.
@KidOblivion
@KidOblivion Жыл бұрын
However many pizza rolls were in that smoothie, is the amount of zeros it would take for me to chug it.
@KentonTheKnight
@KentonTheKnight Жыл бұрын
This had the most vile concoctions I've ever seen and such odd, gross humor that any sane person would run to the mountains faster than then their shadow can move and I'm ashamed to say that I laughed at it a total of 4 times, all but one were me trying to keep it quiet by snickering, and the loud one I had to bite something to stop the noise.
@alazarbiru.69
@alazarbiru.69 Жыл бұрын
This is literally howtobasic in a nutshell
@PlatinumStarsStudio
@PlatinumStarsStudio Жыл бұрын
WHY JUST WHY?! TWINKIES+HOTDOGS+HOTSAUCE?! what kind of demons made this trend?! Edit: Do they really think their immortal?-, they put the can lid in the pie- who’s that stupid?! **chews on can lid and swallows it** *dies later while digesting* Edit 2: What’s in that smoothie? DEATH, and, HELL (No it’s pizza)
@mikel6989
@mikel6989 Жыл бұрын
This was definitely recorded in a state where weed is legal. No doubt about it.
@T.S.P_God5
@T.S.P_God5 Жыл бұрын
5:49 $1,000,000
@zb1349
@zb1349 Жыл бұрын
My friend makes some of these recipes at school lunch, mixes chocolate milk, apple juice, grapd juice, pizza, apple sauce, corn, potatoes, and some times ice cream into a container, and take a bite out of it, it's quite impressive actually
@ericbrucker
@ericbrucker Жыл бұрын
These guys actually put out some really funny content.
@IrishBrotato
@IrishBrotato 6 ай бұрын
Meanwhile cooking with Jack is taking notes
@lunathelab7593
@lunathelab7593 Жыл бұрын
6:02 $10,000,000
@aprill4019
@aprill4019 Жыл бұрын
I hope the rest of the week goes better for you, I love your content I really needed August the Duck tonight.
@mtnman8783
@mtnman8783 Жыл бұрын
Kay's cooking should take notes. It would elevate her cooking game
@striker7983
@striker7983 Жыл бұрын
When you realize they never took out the can lid
@trigremlin
@trigremlin Жыл бұрын
this kind of tiktok cooking terrorism doesn't really need attention anymore at this point. people are doing it on purpose.
@kaws2290
@kaws2290 Жыл бұрын
at least 600k to chug that. IVE BEEN WATCHING FOR A LONG TIME AUGUST THIS CHANEL AND YOUR GAMING CHANNEL IT WOULD MAKE MY DAY FOR YOU TO SAY SOMTH BACK heehee
@nervousbabbs2769
@nervousbabbs2769 Жыл бұрын
Also HOPE YOU GAVE YOUR BEST WISHES TO JACKS COOKING HE IS DOING OK AND RECOVERING. I love seeing you react to his food lol its a great combo of your funny dialog and his questionable food. Wishing you and yours the best as well! Go tell Jack ya miss him!
@moshunit96
@moshunit96 Жыл бұрын
Whats wrong with him? Salmonella poisoning would be my first guess. Second would be ecoli.
@Let-it-rainn
@Let-it-rainn Жыл бұрын
@@moshunit96 he had a stroke. Watch his KZbin video on it
@Shitasss
@Shitasss Жыл бұрын
Oh no did he have another stroke? I hope he's alright!
@Truecrimeresearcher224
@Truecrimeresearcher224 Жыл бұрын
​@@Shitasss according to his uploades he had a stroke He has a video update on my stroke
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean Жыл бұрын
Why on earth would you send well wishes to an objectively horrible person?
@kiyobot123
@kiyobot123 Жыл бұрын
Forget about microwaving jello, they microwaved TINFOIL. Also, hand went in with a glove (presumably) and came out without it
@flavoredcement
@flavoredcement Жыл бұрын
I really hope everything that you covered today is satire. if not, then I'm going to lose the last shred of faith that i have in humanity.
@hawktalon7890
@hawktalon7890 Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced most of TikTok as a broad general is ragebait.
@flavoredcement
@flavoredcement Жыл бұрын
@@hawktalon7890 Definitely true.
@Tesseract.
@Tesseract. Жыл бұрын
These are those guys at lunch who mixed all their food together and would bet each other to eat it. They just never stopped.
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
I started having a flashbacks to junior high. 🤣
@ProwlFn1
@ProwlFn1 Жыл бұрын
BRO I CLICK ON THIS VIDEO SO FAST
@silverhawk24
@silverhawk24 Жыл бұрын
The thought of boiled pizza rolls should be enough to eradicate someone's immune system, but placing them in a blender is too far. Dude had the nerve to say it was "good" when he was about to puke out his intestines
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
I've seen some abominations in the kitchen and watching someone boil pizza rolls was a step too far.
@MrTenhighguy
@MrTenhighguy Жыл бұрын
If you haven't thought of making a pizza roll smoothie while drunk at a house party then you've never been that drunk. 😆😆😆😆
@jocelyn8635
@jocelyn8635 Жыл бұрын
I have never been that drunk, and I've been pretty FUCKING drunk! Ewww...maybe if I was drunk aaandd stoned My phone automatically makes my FUCKING capital 🙃
@christopherkarr1872
@christopherkarr1872 Жыл бұрын
I've never been to a house party that had pizza rolls, and I can assure you I cook halfway decent while blackout drunk. I do like your comment, tho.
@katgamer1727
@katgamer1727 9 ай бұрын
the thing that irritates me is that we're in the middle of pretty high food price inflation right now and a lot of people can barely afford food to feed their families. two people in my household have jobs and one gets paid weekly and we still can't afford much food. the fact that most of these dumbasses are wasting food for their ' fifteen minutes of fame ' makes me feel physically ill. they'd rather waste food for tiktok clout then maybe, i don't know....eating the food!? or maybe donating it if they don't want it.
@shuleshersh13
@shuleshersh13 Жыл бұрын
Make this format a series. August ranting about the vicissitudes of life while absolute random trash footage from the bile ducts of TikTok rolls without explanation, like gameplay over the old school commentary channels.
@ears6276
@ears6276 Жыл бұрын
I have watched one second of the video. I do not plan to stay as it might be a hazard for my physical and mental health. Thanks for understanding but this is a disgrace that should be ignored because we do not deserve to lay eyes on such an unnerving sight. Thank you for understanding August.
@marcelgardner8497
@marcelgardner8497 Жыл бұрын
The more I'm exposed to these tiktok/social media "cooking" videos the more I am in favor of The Purge coming true.
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
I feel. Some people just want to see the world burn. Some actively set fires. We are doomed.
@D0ntTickleMe
@D0ntTickleMe Жыл бұрын
Its silly until u think about the fact There's dozens of people who would drink this willingly. but OK, let's pretend this is funny.
@jackofsparro3362
@jackofsparro3362 Жыл бұрын
TikTok is cancer, am I right?
@quinaryvanix5698
@quinaryvanix5698 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Жыл бұрын
It is
@NippyNep
@NippyNep Жыл бұрын
social media is, you guys act like tiktok is bad but in reality most social media is bad because it allows you to see more people like this
@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Жыл бұрын
@@NippyNep yeah, but if we’re talking about frequency of awful recipes and trends, TikTok takes the cake (hopefully they don’t put onions on the cake)
@quinaryvanix5698
@quinaryvanix5698 Жыл бұрын
@@NippyNep yeah
@Mark_87
@Mark_87 Жыл бұрын
100% my step sons when they get older 😂 They call them their "concoctions"
@kings2284
@kings2284 Жыл бұрын
I still don't know why August still thinks these things are human and giving them the title of "people"
@fletcher0411
@fletcher0411 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the kid in high-school going around saying "if you give me a dollar ill snort this chalk/pixie stick"
@faith518
@faith518 Жыл бұрын
Please, do more of these guys! They seem genuinely hilarious and don't take themselves seriously. I just almost spit out a lung while laughing at this video!
@darkbloodgoddess666
@darkbloodgoddess666 Жыл бұрын
I cant believe that folk actually believe that these lads actually trying to cook when its obvious that they are just messing around!
@umbrellacorp.
@umbrellacorp. Жыл бұрын
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they vomit and then take a dump in a bowl, cover it in whip cream and gave this guy to eat. Some young people today are disgusting. Some. I wish for the days when youtube was just the only social media app.
@Qualdideldi
@Qualdideldi Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how this was posted 15 minutes ago, and people from 14 minutes ago are commenting about it like they’ve seen the whole thing- 😂✋
@jotade2098
@jotade2098 Жыл бұрын
Is it wrong to wish these food wasters on TikTok experience long periods of real hunger later in life? Cause i really do wish it.
@nedwhitney4123
@nedwhitney4123 Жыл бұрын
WoweeZowa is now going to become a firm staple in my daily vocabulary to express deadpan surprise
@dooby5443
@dooby5443 Жыл бұрын
Never knew wasting food while people around the world are financially struggling would be so popular!
@RacingVagabond
@RacingVagabond Жыл бұрын
We all spend countless hours watching stupid internet videos instead of volunteering at charities that could use the labor. I really don't think any of us are really in a position to judge...
@silverserpent420
@silverserpent420 Жыл бұрын
For real. I absolutely agree with you. I grew up hungry. These kids are wasteful. I like watching @randomhomelessguy2 because he is a TEEN that is homeless and shows how to budget meals while cooking at a public park using an outlet. Those are the videos that need to go viral. Bring awareness. We have homeless hungry teens then we have this wasteful crap. I refuse to give views to wasteful videos like this. Be well and peace be with you, amigo.
@RacingVagabond
@RacingVagabond Жыл бұрын
@SilverSerpent You are giving them views though, even if it's indirectly.
@alexandriaburnett2801
@alexandriaburnett2801 Жыл бұрын
​@@RacingVagabondso how many volunteer hours do I need to log before my opinion that wasting food is wrong becomes valid?
@silverserpent420
@silverserpent420 Жыл бұрын
​@@RacingVagabond No. August gets the views, amigo. While spreading awareness. Peace be with you.
@KyrenaH
@KyrenaH Жыл бұрын
That poor microwave. It's a good thing it was outside. Still dangerous to make it arc like that though.
@demonfigs3309
@demonfigs3309 Жыл бұрын
August after his intro: We're not going to waste anymore time KZbin: How about we waste more time with some ads?
@flipsidejr.69
@flipsidejr.69 Жыл бұрын
Not even stoners would eat this kind of food, bro.
@Heyo_Its_PearluX
@Heyo_Its_PearluX 6 ай бұрын
Are we just going to not talk about how august fled a whole entire continent just to escape children?
@Hauntaku
@Hauntaku Жыл бұрын
I can usually defend food crimes, but holy f*ck there's no defending this.
@rydiggydawg3166
@rydiggydawg3166 Жыл бұрын
My soul died by another degree when I saw those pizza rolls being boiled.
@Scorpion5120
@Scorpion5120 Жыл бұрын
I just wanted to say "Thank you" for your content, August. Really appreciate your commentary, always a good laugh.
@101NPC
@101NPC Жыл бұрын
They....they boil... boiled pizza rolls I need to cleanse my eyes with x holy holy water
@FindingCreatures
@FindingCreatures Жыл бұрын
If I was these kids landlord I would charge them an extra 700 bucks a month
@naytube2.068
@naytube2.068 Жыл бұрын
2:44 I would like to give a guess.... Pizza bites and an energy drink 😌✨ Edit: I was close!
@absentmindedprof
@absentmindedprof Жыл бұрын
This channel makes Cooking With Jack look like The Galloping Gourmet.
@kritsadventures
@kritsadventures Жыл бұрын
Clam pancakes don't seem dangerous to eat, unlike microwaved metal pie and woodchip smoothie.
@shannonmcnair8238
@shannonmcnair8238 Жыл бұрын
7.12 that…is what happens…when u put a foil pie tin…into a microwave…lol
@ButterFromDiscord
@ButterFromDiscord Жыл бұрын
2:43 but you put it in the thumbnail of course we know
@CantonDem13
@CantonDem13 Жыл бұрын
It's like How To Basic meets those toilet people. I'm kinda here for it
@willwailes9298
@willwailes9298 Жыл бұрын
Boiled pizza rolls? You mean Jack's lazy man's raviolis.
@OrionTheHunter337
@OrionTheHunter337 Жыл бұрын
Man literally added a lethal dose of salt, drinking the whole thing would kill a man
@ImOnyyx
@ImOnyyx Жыл бұрын
Man this chef got VIOLATED omg August roasted him so hard XD
@stupidpointlesstvof
@stupidpointlesstvof Жыл бұрын
4:00 my friend…that is ranch….not mayo….
@Letmeliveletmeliveletmelive
@Letmeliveletmeliveletmelive Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry august, I didn't have the willpower to finish this video. The "smoothie" got to me
@ZylerRae
@ZylerRae Жыл бұрын
“This fly is really getting to me…” *Walter White be like-*
@DRMZBeatz
@DRMZBeatz Жыл бұрын
One thing that pisses me off more then anything is when ppl that are cooking, pour something into a cup just to take and pour the contents in the cup into their food. DUDE JUST pour the shit directly from the package into the food! Tf you need a cup for.
@Firebadbob
@Firebadbob Жыл бұрын
i only watch you cause your avatar is a duck. i love white ducks.
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