The Most Useless Dragon Ball Character Isn’t Who You Think

[@KobraDaWolf]

Bro.... The main character not speaking to you ONCE is CRAZY!!! 😂😂😂

[@jordanglasper1064]

Yea.. Goku knew Chaotzu couldn’t do anything, ever.

[@thalmoragent9344]

Lmao 😅

[@SavantPete]

Chiaotzu being more useful in the Sparking Zero what ifs, than the actual anime is sad 😂

[@lysandergorisch1969]

It amazes me rewatching OG Dragon Ball that "watch and learn" spam is the CANON way of playing that fucking guy.

[@dralx2042]

Remember, the only reason Yamcha and Krillin are called useless before Chiaotzu is because people don't even remember/know bro exists💀💀

[@SavantPete]

"Yamcha's son got it", had me weak 😂

[@castform7]

If I was in trouble and someone in the background said "don't worry, Yamcha's son got it" I'm forfeiting my life at that point.

[@TanookyTeneka]

Father-Son Wolf Fang Fist would've been the most hype thing in the history of humanity trust

[@christopher4249]

The mysterious warrior from the future “Zedaki Briefs”.

[@SunnyDaking_]

@@christopher4249bro what 😂

[@SunnyDaking_]

Don’t pick popo because remember what he did to vegeta for calling him “Black Man”

[@Rscreen]

Chiotzu and goku never speaking has the same energy as piccolo and vegeta never fighting

[@lopezjdamian]

Wow they never have! Isn't that weird black man? Popo: not as weird as what I'll do to your face if you call me that again. What is he?

[@dominiquerobinson8888]

Naw, not speaking means you barely acknowledge they existence lol

[@user-si7zl3dj1n]

yeah its definitely chiaotsu, he did literally nothing for the enitre show

[@crimsonredkingdom2656]

I was just about to say that.

[@user-si7zl3dj1n]

lol ​@@crimsonredkingdom2656

[@okeykid780okea9]

He did something bruh remember his sacrifice

[@crimsonredkingdom2656]

@ When we say useless we don’t mean they literally did nothing we mean there’s a positive or benefit from a direct action they’ve taken.

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@okeykid780okea9💀

[@firionkaiser8291]

Its still crazy to me that Yamcha cheated, considering that it feels like a character trait swap between Bulma and Yamcha where Bulma had a tendency to just gravitate to any character she saw as good looking even though she still had Yamcha like General Blue for instance.

[@VelvetAura]

well that's why Vegeta is such a surprise to everybody because you wouldn't normally think Vegeta would be the kind of guy Bulma (at least teenage Bulma as we knew her in Dragon Ball) would be into. I look at it as character development instead of being inconsistent

[@AresSG]

@@VelvetAura Are you kidding? He's literally the EXACT guy she would be into. If I recall, cause it's been awhile, Bulma literally always said she was looking for her PRINCE. That's on the nose with Vegeta he's the Prince of all Saiyans!

[@VelvetAura]

@@AresSG he's the prince of 3 saiyans gang I don't think that's why she went for him but that is a nice little writing hint if intentional

[@AresSG]

@@VelvetAura Haha, I know I was just messing around. Honestly knowing Toriyama, he probably forgot about it by the time Vegeta even factored into the equation and it was just a hilarious coincidence. Also, only 3? You don't count Gohan, Goten, Trunks and Pan as Saiyans? I know they're hybrids but I at least count Gohan, Goten and Trunks. Pan is iffy cause she's like a quarter Saiyan.

[@VelvetAura]

@@AresSG true 3 saiyans just sounded good in my head 😭😭

[@DjPrimeVideos]

Monaka is more useful, let that sink in

[@amari648]

Monoka was SO WEAK that Hit couldn’t bring himself to punch the soul out of him and gave Universe 7 the win against Universe 6 😂

[@Dololondondon]

@@amari648 useful does not mean strong, monaka is an essential worker, he delievers packages in space. try telling the delivery boys that show up at your door that they are useless, see what happens.

[@amari648]

@@Dololondondon my comment was basically saying how useful he was. Without him, they would have lost that whole tournament .

[@DjPrimeVideos]

@@amari648 I was talking about how he was able to figure out where the final Super DragonBall was but yeah that too

[@5h0ckblock]

Even in Super when we finally see Chiotzu again, he RUNS from Tien's brainwashed students.... Do you know what YAMCHA does in super? He takes multiple hits from Vegeta, Champa and even Beerus(though in Beerus case they were stray shots meant for Champa) to score the winning point for his team in baseball. And Vegeta was on Champa's team, so we can go further and say Yamcha got a W against Vegeta.

[@lucidstudious750]

In Majin Vegetas defense: at least his self-sacrifice purified his heart which allowed them to do the Super Saiyan God ritual

[@dekaritheprofessor2631]

No it didn't 😂 He was a bit...heartless after his self-sacrifice! YOHOHOHO💀

[@ronnieyates8527]

14:44 I don't know if this adds to the hilarity, but the stop fighting scene is one of the few scenes that actually made Eiichiro Oda cry as he was writing it

[@lucaselias9824]

I did not watch One Piece that makes it funnier and i gonna have to whacth one piece now.

[@chrissullivan6572]

Yamcha cheating is the most out of character moment in the entire series.

[@Del_1710]

Fr

[@lukescrew1981]

@@chrissullivan6572 That's because it didn't actually happened

[@DS123-gb8tf]

Bulma would be the cheater she was hitting on almost EVERY GUY in Dragon. Ball

[@jordanglasper1064]

Definitely. A KZbinr made a video and said that Jansen never actually cheated on Bowman. Breaking it down in an epic fashion. So technically our main timeline Yamcha never cheated. The Alternate Timeline Yamcha did. Because Boomer considers things that are not the definition of what she saying to be the definition of what she saying. And I thought this was an interesting tidbit that Toriyama put in that character. Is girls tend to do that in real life that’s not what that means and they still use it anyways like wow. Yea, Yamcha never cheated on Bulma in the main timeline. But they had to proceed with Bulma connecting with Vegeta in order to ensure our main timeline trunks and the alternate future timeline trunks was born. I’m just clear my one of my favorite characters names. Regardless this is unnecessary loss in order for the story to move forward in a major way. Still though, I wonder what character female character Yamcha could be paired off with? Lunch is Tienshinhan’s wife forever in my head. She just took a vacation.. it could be that rambunctious girl from Super, attempting to control Master Roshi & Tienshinhan’s student. I’d rather they create a brand new character just for Yamcha. Dang, Piccolo got a girlfriend in Super, they can do somethin wit Yamcha.

[@NovaViper-x7m]

Apparently yamcha got over his fear over girls, he started cheating according to toriyama. And Bulma caught him multiple times.

[@crimsonfricker]

the yamcha cheating on bulma thing is sort of a non-answer because at that point, it's a totally different story. toriyama couldve just made trunks the kid of someone else or just create a new character. thats like saying "what if Goku wasn't the main character?" like, who the hell knows because that's not a story that exists. we could make up anything.

[@SidneyMosley]

Yamcha cheating on Bulma being the canon event that leads to Trunk's conception is actually PRETTY WILD ngl.

[@dralx2042]

10:15 I hate how DBS pushed Roshi back into the forefront of the series. Bruh, by the end of OG DB, EVERYONE was stronger than Roshi, and he couldn't catch up, but now he's somehow picked for the T.O.P over Yamcha because he "trained in secret" or some shit🙎🏾

[@Stratilex]

I mean at least in the anime for DBS he gets through a lot of his battles with just very weird techniques or battle knowledge, Yamcha would have done worse probably overall

[@kamyhamama]

I thought they chose roshi because of experience and not strength

[@frankluis4653]

Saying bulma is useless is like saying diddy is innocent,

[@amari648]

Chiatzou EASILY. I would say Oolong too if he wasn’t hilarious. Yamcha at least sacrificed himself in the Sayain Arc because he thought Krillin was going to die again like he did in Dragon Ball so he fought the Saibamen, he took Goku to safety after losing to Android 19 because he knew he wouldn’t be much help against 19 and Gero plus he gave Goku the medicine. He even bought time for Gohan with the help of Krillin, Tien and Piccolo against Cell despite him being the weakest there.

[@_WiZ420]

8:35 this is also an incredible point because even LAUNCH had incredibly good use; had she not robbed the Z Fighter cast, General Blue might have actually got them killed, keyword might.

[@TestTing-n6d]

In most arcs, Yamcha usually ends up being about the power level of the previous villain. So Carthu is actually cooking with the take that his best served purpose is to show off the new villain

[@daniellavaly3463]

So, if this is true, that means by the android arc, Yamcha was stronger than Namik Freezer. That's insane to think about

[@TestTing-n6d]

@ yep, his stated power level when the Androids arrive is about 1.9M.

[@yungefetv6263]

Launch is the only reason Master Roshi trained Goku and Krillin and was the only person who could find Tien and Chaotzu in the Saiyan Saga

[@LordJanenmba]

And she also saved their lives frok the bomb General Blue left

[@ChaddyFantome]

Knew it was Chaotzu off rip. He just existed to visually contrast Tien and Krillin on intro, and that's it

[@stretch3744]

18:30 bro sounds like kid buu laughing

[@5001Fergies]

can we talk about how insane of a feat it is that yajirobi climbed that tower with goku on his back? the last two people to make that climb NORMALLY were goku and roshi, the two strongest humans alive at this time. and yajirobi did it with goku on his back

[@crimsonredkingdom2656]

I was gonna say that Chiaotsu is definitely useless.

[@perfectkwamzy]

But his sacrifice 😢

[@AresSG]

@@perfectkwamzy Did absolutely nothing. Nappa was no less hurt before then he was after. He just lost his armor.

[@illuminossentertainment3253]

I'd recommend Carthu's "What If Frieza Always Trained" video if you wanna see how busted Frieza could've potentially been.

[@jordanglasper1064]

Chaotzu is the most useless character. I’m not mad about it. Always seemed as tho he was far behind the Z fighters. I don’t think he surpassed Roshi in early DBZ. When Chaotzu fought the Saiyans. His power level let me know, he couldn’t do anything. Power Levels 1,000 or Greater is DBZ Level. Characters with Power Level far less than 1,000 are DB Level. Goku & Piccolo vs Raditz is basically DB Level fighters vs DBZ Level Fighter. The only saving grace is their ability to focus all their “ki” energy into a single point. Which substantially raises their power level many times beyond its normal limit. I theorized Chaotzu was always the weakest bcuz his tiny little body could not handle the intense training regimen & versus battles. The Z fighters are God Tiers. Not being on their level is like askin to die. Again not mad, but definitely understandable why he is the weakest and most useless character. Shoutout to the Chaotzu fans.. no hard feelings.

[@Nameless0ne419]

😂😂😂 what is that face?! “senzu beam argument 2024- we goin back?” fucking killed me.

[@VelvetAura]

Yamcha: useful by proxy 😭😭

[@Animeisfun551]

Yo Sage, you should add Frieren to the react list

[@astrocade9541]

It’s me, I was sleep when Goku needed our energy 😂

[@RobeBLB]

I like Yamcha as much as the next guy who thinks he gets too much shit but you can't use his being the go-to jobber until Vegeta steals that from him too as a mark towards how useful he is lmao

[@JacobSmith-tm6ei]

Carthu has had one hell of a glowup since he first got in the game.

[@thalmoragent9344]

Honestly, the *Z Fighters* don't get the same coverage or even screen time like other teams in other stories do. It really is just the Goku show, which has had its negative effect in some ways.

[@JLKaizen]

20:12 Chiaotzu just figured out that he wasn’t that cool with them. He had other homies too haha

[@cc31reaper]

For krillain in the sayin saga he killed all the saibamen with one blast attack when he was anger krillian is heavily slumped on they were all raditz level

[@GogeB]

18:21 What is this video dude 😂 19:42 😮 *Gasp!* 21:00 Well nice to be back on this channel again

[@Crimzon.16]

Chichi made Gohan... nuff said. You could say Launch, but Launch is who allowed Goku to train with Roshi, so I genuinely don't think so.

[@ninjafalls1739]

Exactly, and also Blue Launch helps nurse the fighters back to health and fed them in the OG dragon ball. Blond Launch helped them get through crowds and get away with a lot of shit that could have landed them in prison. Now you might argue that Bulma could buy her way out, but then that means they can’t assist with their friends, and they also wouldn’t see Tien’s redemption meaning Yamcha most likely wouldn’t have forgiven Tien and Tien wouldn’t have been fully redeemed or as much of an important character

[@dreadhead9k965]

18:46 let’s keep it a bean, if we’re thinkin long term, than the majin vegeta form is actually needed for the Moro arc. Uub n the the other supreme Kai using buu’s body is necessary without buu it wouldn’t be possible so🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Dizz.y._43]

“Is base vegeta at it again 😭😭🤣🤣

[@mousie508]

Yamcha has higher potential than Krillin 💀 the anime just picks favorites

[@jibrael5705]

Nah lol

[@nickalas666]

no

[@mousie508]

@@nickalas666 it’s directly shown when yamcha trains with piccolo and gohan lol

[@nickalas666]

@@mousie508 ok. so he train with someone stronger what does that proves?

[@mousie508]

@ read the manga and find out.

[@yureisrandomadventures]

I'm surprised it wasn't the nice launch she can't even cook. But now I think about it if it wasn't for her Goku and Krillen wouldn't got the chance to train with master roshi

[@gregoryfuller9736]

Mr satan is very important character without him goku and vegeta would lost to kid buu because the earthling didn’t trust them to give them their power for the sprit bomb

[@MrKingpin1205]

At least Majin Vegeta would've beaten Buu if it wasn't for his regeneration Chiaotzu just blew up Nappa's armor and wasn't even close to doing real damage to him.

[@iibe_lazy6803]

Well um actually if you think about it, ss3 made vegeta give in to the "your number one" speech and helped end his Z arc

[@zaylendaniels]

Nah if we’re doing forms then it’s super saiyan 2 Goku and Vegeta….they didn’t do anything but cause problems…or actually it’s grade 3 Trunks…All he did was lose to cell

[@zackerhia914]

Popo was useful in geting bulma to the spaceship they'd use to get to namake

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

Lol at least Majin Vegeta at least got to speak with the main protagonist

[@Idi-t2x]

I mean chi chi had made the first hybrid Saiyen, and made another one.

[@_WiZ420]

4:10 nah like, I get the sentiment, but the characters themselves can regularly sense energy; at best, this was useful against Gero and maybe being aware that the Saibamen can use Self-Destruct on some Pokemon shit

[@_WiZ420]

TO BE CLEAR, since I know how the DB community loves to twist it: I don't think Yamcha's the most useless either. I also realize that by saying this, someone is going to disagree. I don't care lol

[@Chckster]

3:56 that’s Vegeta’s job

[@AdianReid]

True😂

[@honeybunkid41]

if yamcha held a Choice Band then maybe he'd last a bit longer in OU

[@Pharese00]

The fact that Goku has only ever spoken to Chiatzou once and it was indirectly is just foul 😭

[@Squashylemon]

I think it's Chiaotzu the only 2 useful things he did was help train Tien and then removed Nappas armor when he killed himself lol. In dragon ball he fights in the tournament and shows up in a few movies but he never does anything useful.....

[@eranshachar9954]

Since I love the character of Chaozu (Fan of him along with Tenshinhan) that stings my heart not gonna lie, but I understand where this is coming from there is no denying facts.

[@notfunnydidntlaugh5270]

Majin Vegeta was actually really useful in ressurecting Buu. It may not have been a good thing but it was still a use.

[@GregSmithIII]

No. It made shit worse. That's the opposite of useful

[@brolytriplethreat]

Im just gonna preemptively say Chiaotzu, out of the fighters. Outside of anime filler, he has not a single W. The anime filler being a joint win with Tien against Kid Goku and a couple preliminary rounds. He loses to math, gets blasted by KP, owned offscreen by Tao, does absolutely nothing to Nappa, and then doesn't even bother showing up for the Androids...

[@dralx2042]

11:49 BEAN DADDY

[@SpacePea]

bro tso PLEASE watch dragonball deliverance!!!! its the best fan animation of dragonball on youtube

[@Interestingknowledge100]

"A child and even yamcha" had me screaming

[@thedevilsleutice]

One defense to Majin Vegeta. If he didn’t kill himself and send Goten and Trunks away with Piccolo and Krillen I can almost guarantee they all would have died there. Even gave trunks a similar motivation to Goten after chichi was killed.

[@5001Fergies]

nah its actually foul that yamcha’s only use was dying so a more important character wouldnt😭😭

[@01SHADOW]

Yeah as memory serves Goku nor Vegeta ever speaks to chaotzu lol😂

[@alexsanchez1620]

Crazy that yamchas most important moment is getting cucked, i feel like thats worse then useless .

[@realjiroba]

1:23 that alone puts him far far away from the list, I legit can’t believe u considered him, there are plenty of characters that did way less 😭

[@ScapeVEVO]

Anyone else think certain characters should’ve stayed dead?? Like I love Roshi but sometimes I think it would’ve been really fitting for him to like, say one final goodbye to the z fighters after his death against King Piccolo, and maybe Chiaotzu shoulda stayed dead after Nappa

[@alieucamara8525]

You should react to KJM’s Saiyan Saga complete arc video 💯💯💯 Bro has amazing content

[@griffingeraghty5147]

So exactly who I thought 😒

[@Ly_Lord]

Vivi hate gained me respect.

[@phinpanay5566]

There's a chance that ssj3 goku shows up in daima which may change how useful that form is. But regardless, majin vegeta and whatever that form trunks uses to fight cell are most useless by a mile

[@exclusive_98]

The only use Majin Vegeta has is a Z-tier fight and Character development

[@DatFeature]

4:01 saying you’re not useless cause it’s your job to get cooked by the big bad of the arc just so we understand the gravitas of the situation is insane 🤣🤣

[@steff9357]

18:30 quit laughing at me >:(

[@TanookyTeneka]

Also there's also Marron, which I know it feels mickey to bring her up but like She actually just kinda... Exists

[@GregSmithIII]

Because she's a normal human child that's NOT part saiyan. Not every kid needs to fight. That's worse than mickey.

[@joaocarlosii2188]

BRO EHY DID I GET A DIDDY AD???? AN AD !!!!! BRO IS IN JAIL, WTF WHY HE STILL HAVE ADS????

[@honeybunkid41]

why yall gotta smoke on my boy chaotzu like that man?????

[@CringeGamingOG]

I think Goku talks to Chiaotzu like once in the entire series and that’s when they meet. Saying his name after Vegeta killed his ass doesn’t count lol.

[@lukescrew1981]

Yamcha never cheated on Bulma

[@TheDbgtfan23]

Lol i just watched the original video last night

[@MrSlashblade]

Nah I refuse on the majin vegeta dude, his closure on his arc alone is useful. And form for form what does third form Freeza do? What does Ultra Super Saiyan do for Trunks? Canonically was stated to be the most useless up to that point. And I hate to pull the “well actually 🤓” But well actually Majin Vegeta is just SSJ2 Vegeta. I don’t know if there is any data that says he got to ssj2 before babidi’s control.

[@RizzyRapz]

Kuririn could never be most useless in my book because he stays active and useful until the Android/Cell Saga which is the 2nd half of Z and at that point anybody whose not Saiyan is pretty useless besides when Piccolo and Kami merge and Tien distracting Cell with the Tri Beam.

[@superzockertvyt9630]

You're telling me gohan and goten's mom is in there for the most useless character?

[@ssj3jaylen497]

and this man chaitzou still can't do math

[@MyDriftt]

Damn man can't watch nun as a vegeta fan ts played

[@dralx2042]

4:45 ONE PIEEEEEEEECE

[@caffeineclown4884]

I never won’t find it hilarious how Chiaotzu is beaten by Cyborg Tao *off screen*. He’s THAT useless you don’t even see his fight.

[@KOHMAXII]

Funny how he says it doesn't matter what your head canon says, when we all know Toriyama is known to be in one of the biggest bullshitters Like you're not going to convince me that a guy who has been shy towards women is cheating on bulma who has a history Of throwing herself on other men & ends up with a piece of shit with a mcdonald's logo for a hairline, who let's be real should be in hell by now

[@taymourterro]

Well in dragon ball kakarot yamcha said that he saved a helpless woman and bulma mistaken it for cheating and also at that time when yamcha came to the city he did become popular with the girls and knowing yamcha he wouldn't have a backbone to get away or push them away just like how maron during the saiyan saga was all over yamcha and he was just laughing and there is another thing it's that when they where dating yamcha used to disappear for a very long time with his training journey and never contacted bulma which at that time really did annoy her so I guess he just wasn't really the best boyfriend as people try to make him look like

[@taymourterro]

But I am not trying to defend bulma she was the one that was looking for a better upgrade during the tenkaichi tournament maybe she was mad at him for travelling on that journey

[@3clisp315]

@@taymourterroI’m pretty sure it was comfirmed that he cheated

[@taymourterro]

@3clisp315 yeah it is confirmed but people just don't won't to believe it and choose to hate on bulma

[@taymourterro]

@3clisp315 so I was proving to them that he actually did cheat for those who just don't believe it they just hate on bulma

[@mastermgt1201]

Nah guys lets be never cheated on Bulma she just jumped onto conclusions on that one or you could say its just Toriyama's pulling something out of thin air evrn their sub voice actors complained about it By the way Future Trunks timeline is the present timeline

[@xard2803]

before watching I'm gonna guess Chiaotzu Edit: AYE LES GO I WATCHED THE SHOW also chill on Vegeta

[@dralx2042]

Ngl, I forgot Tien was in the Buu Saga 🤣🤣

[@dralx2042]

I haven't even seen the vid yet, but I PRAY that I see Chiaotzu hate 🙏🏾 17:00 YEEEEEAAAAAAAH

[@Chckster]

16:03 commenting twice usually ain’t my thing and triple commenting is crazy but can’t let this slide. Vegeta stalled Goku. Without Majin Vegeta, the revival of Buu probably would’ve been stopped due to Goku. Even if Buu did get revived, he would’ve died to SSJ3 Goku.

[@GregSmithIII]

Vegeta put the earth in danger because he let Goku live rent-free in his head over literally nothing. Stop defending him.

[@Chckster]

@ We’re arguing over who’s useless. Vegeta letting the main villain exist is pretty fucking useful, right? I’m not even a Vegeta fan dude just giving props where he needs it

[@Eggs543]

​@@Chckster that's useful to the viewers, we're talking about being useful for the universe, and Majin Vegeta fucked everything up and then killed himself for nothing

[@yeetusdeletus4144]

If that's the case, Vegeta did nothing wrong when he let cell absorb 18. Bro was actually useful by selling.

[@Chckster]

@ In the context of “Who’s the most useful”, then yes. In literally any other context (which I assume is the point you’re trying to make since this on its own in this context is a nothing burger) then you are dead wrong,

[@DS123-gb8tf]

Man Bulma was for the streeeeeets and the sidewalk in OG dragonball😭💀even all the way to namek tbh

[@GregSmithIII]

She twerked on General Blue and tried to seduce Zamasu. 💀😭

[@MrKingpin1205]

After the Saiyan saga, the most useful thing Krillin have done was die. Without him dying to Frieza, Goku never would've went Super Saiyan and everyone would've gotten killed on Namek. Even if somehow they got off Namek in one piece and somehow defeated Frieza, without Goku going Super Saiyan, Vegeta most likely wouldn't have gone Super Saiyan and they would still get bodied by the Androids. But yeah, Krillin didn't do shit after the Saiyan saga. He got a whole powerup on Namek just for it to not matter.

[@jason15212]

Yamcha always fights the strongest person first in Dragon Ball. Yamcha isn’t the answer

[@castform7]

Could it be anybody but Chiaotzu? I know speaking to the main character doesn't really make you more useful necessarily but not a single word shared between him and Goku in person is wild.

[@Weeniewarrior15]

Idk Goten is pretty useless

[@GregSmithIII]

​@@Weeniewarrior15 Fusion buddy. 🤦‍♂️

[@dontsleep5042]

How would he have said chi chi lol gohan isn’t born without her lol

[@blueduderbest2369]

Yo Sage I got agendas to face, when’s the next hot take debate

[@enchantedgoldenapple3290]

"majin vegeta is most useless character" is the same logic as "vegata was the most useless character in the sayian arc cuz he tried to blow up the earth"

[@onewingedangel1518]

Majin Vegeta was key to his change as a character. Rage def more useless so is ssj3

[@Plasmadolphin69]

Gotta be supreme kai

[@dontsleep5042]

He said yamcha could’ve did the spirit bomb thing but he couldn’t yamcha was a bad guy first the spirit bomb would’ve killed him

[@LordJanenmba]

Krillin alao was a jerk back in the day and we know that he can't ride the Flying Nimbus, I don't thimk you need a pure heart for Goku to give you the spirit bomb and throw it.