THE NAFO EVEN ROUNDER TABLE REACTS: PUTIN VS TUCKER CARLSON

[@AnimarchyHistory]

Well guys it's finally here. The title is self explanatory and I apologise for the delay, KZbin wasn't happy with our choice of language so I had to do some editing. I also had to crop it to avoid the copyright gods. Thankfully its an amusing watch. Music by Turbo Eurobeat. www.patreon.com/Animarchy

[@AnimeFan-ot7bu]

Is there a way to watch it uncensored?

[@velorexvelorex4605]

... Y'all watched more of this interview than 95% of maga-hats... it's a certainty.

[@kamileu1]

Why my KZbin seys this video was released 1h ago but comment is posted 15 h ago. What's going on.

[@olegue3554]

Hi anymarchy, could you mention the participants of the live?

[@ggez-yc1ui]

Все будет как мы любим. Вам пизда!

[@appendix_gang2245]

There’s a beautiful irony to Gonzalo Lira ending his debate with LazerPig by telling him “die painfully”, then dying painfully

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

always seek to outlive your foes,

[@andreatomasi3755]

It's a little thing called ironic justice and a tab of karma

[@TheSpeep]

I'm out of the loop on this, what happened?

[@Jack-uy7ie]

@@TheSpeep Lira went to Ukraine had a pro Russian channel. Got found out put in prison then apparently withered away.

[@antonnurwald5700]

​@@Jack-uy7ieoh this is sweet.

[@antlionworkerfan2007]

Fun Fact: the pig is now on Wikipedia, I repeat, Lazerpig is now an official source of Mark Felton

[@samfire3067]

The high quiet honor that IS never told until someone check. Excelent

[@benjaminbellestlandawatson4965]

Mark felton is way above that pig

[@antlionworkerfan2007]

@@samfire3067 he is on the “List of Fictional Pigs”

[@yanisbaker881]

where?

[@charlesparr1611]

@@antlionworkerfan2007 Fictional? How dare they!

[@rogirek3362]

"The three day special operation that's entering its second year" Third. Entering it's _third_ year.

[@taskforceboi8977]

Holy shit

[@Iwonder...0000]

365x longer than it was supposed to last. Very impressive.

[@JoshSweetvale]

​@@Iwonder...0000_Entering_ its third year.

[@luigimrlgaming9484]

The Pentagon thought it would take three days, it took a few weeks, the Russians were betrayed by Ukraine during the peace treaty and gave up all that hard fought ground back to the Ukrainians which dug in with better weapons, tearing and preparation than they had before.

[@LuzikArbuzik77]

​@@Iwonder...0000 and probably its only the beginning

[@Racecarlock]

Using a missile lock sound for the censors is a "splash" of genius.

[@fogrepairshipakashi5834]

Especially given the second AWAC shootdown.

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

"Fox-2, missile away"

[@Fawkes42]

I totally thought that was just a very brief clip of Lazerpig screaming

[@KertaDrake]

@@Fawkes42 Need to contact the Air Force to get them to bring in Lazerpig do voices for all the cockpit alarms

[@unclejoeoakland]

​@Fawkes42 I thought it was a duck.

[@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462]

Putin: I had to invade Ukraine because of the Nazis, just like Germany had to invade Poland in 1939 to attack Russia.

[@RERM001]

As a wise Wilkerson once said: “I don’t see problems with his logic”.

[@KertaDrake]

At the rate this war is going and the lack of self-awareness going on, Putin is going to invade Russia because of how much of the Nazi playbook he is copying.

[@africanlipplateandbonenose3223]

Poland was actually allowing the jewish marxists to genocide Germans in the territory stolen in the Versailles dictate. The Polish corridor. Hitler repeatedly made offers to, at the very least, put this area under international control. Poland refused and instead of negotiating with Germany opted to head to Britain knowing the British wanted a war against Germany.

[@JoshSweetvale]

​@@RERM001I don't see any logic with his problems.

[@thecursed01]

so that means he is planning to attack the eu. bad news, the german government are still putind.suckers. good news, the german government is closer to former socialist germany than pre unification west germany. and thus completely incompetent and without any power. if our military, in its current state, would invade poland, the news would read "polish police arrested a group of violent tourists" XD

[@Mrinsecure]

Here's what you need to know to understand what Putin is talking about: 1. Anything bad that happens is not Russia's fault. 2. If it was Russia's fault, it was actually good and justified. 3. If it wasn't good or justified, then it was actually America's fault.

[@ealtar]

as opposed to an average msnpc 1- anything that was bad is republican's fault 2- " russian bot did it " 3- we never do anything bad, but if we get caught it's istaphobia obviously

[@nikolaideianov5092]

​@@ealtaristaphobia ? What is even that ? At least write everything correctly

[@ealtar]

@@nikolaideianov5092 ?? realy ... you arent familiar with the term ... alright it is a compression of racist, sexist, homophobe, transphobe ... and includes any other terms that might have been invented this week

[@nikolaideianov5092]

@@ealtar your claiming that the term racist was invented last week ? Wow

[@ealtar]

@@nikolaideianov5092 realy we are doing this ? "ANY OTHER " i question your capacity to beat an oyster in an IQ test ..... well i say that but we both know you pretend to misunderstand on purpose

[@firetruck1255]

I wish to explain the lore of Girls und Panzer to you. we do not start at Miho rescuing her crewmates from drowning, we do not start with Shiho Nishizumi herself. Nay, we must begin with the birth of Leonardo Da Vinci, on the 14th April, 1452...

[@tovrobi5097]

Somebody should unironically explain the GuP lore. It's still an enigma for me.

[@Official_Kezzie]

@@tovrobi5097Well, in the Roman times, the concept of establishing schools on very large ships was conceived. This system, dubbed the “school-ship,” continued for centuries, and - after the opening of Japan in the late 19th century - Japanese school ships also began operation, under the guidance of European investors and advisors. These Japanese schools and ships differed depending on the nationality of their European investors; St. Gloriana, for example, was founded under British representatives. Pravda was founded by Russian Bolsheviks in exile, and so on. (This is the genuine lore, btw.)

[@tovrobi5097]

@@Official_KezzieWhat the hell? I was thinking you're doing the Putin bit.

[@Official_Kezzie]

@@tovrobi5097 I was. I just didn’t have to stray from source material to do it lmao

[@tovrobi5097]

Man. GuP lore is weird.

[@Hexbot500]

The amount of people who genuinely watched this & thought that Putin is smart is concerning.

[@mkvenner2]

Well he is smart compared to Tucker. Which is a very very very low bar

[@Vatniks_are_clowns]

"I just like how he was given his side" one of the dumbest things I've heard fellow westerners say

[@ealtar]

he is smart , not wise or brillant, but very very smart ... whitch is why he is so DANGEROUS

[@BlackEpyon]

It's a very weird thing to see two serial liars in the same room with each other, and TUCKER CARLSON is the most honest of the two! And that only because Tucker kept his mouth shut for most of the interview!

[@Hexbot500]

@@ealtar Putin had the chance to help all western anti-establishment movements by playing up that he is a anti-woke crusader or some dumb shit & play into the narrative these groups believe Russia is. Instead they got Tucker trying to show the west that Russia’s leader is a god fearing man & Putin seconds later rebuffing Tucker. If you watch Tucker It’s as if he went flaccid in 2 seconds. They couldn’t even do a proper quid-pro-quo.

[@connormclernon26]

1:12 throat singing in the distance as the Mongols invade Russia from the East in the Winter

[@sillysad3198]

akshually, mongolian ex- prime minister already made this Historical claim

[@idoticHydra5671]

@@sillysad3198Based mongolia

[@starlight2098]

"To get a clean recording, I turned off twitch notifications." THANK YOU THANK YOU A THOUSAND TIMES THANK YOU I hope everyone else who reposts from that obnoxious bloody platform takes notes.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Instead we have Tucking Pootin'.

[@Duke_of_Lorraine]

Imagine if other countries used the same rhetoric... "so France why are you invading Belgium ?" "you see, Franks originally settled there 1500 years ago and Belgians have been since all this time contesting that french fries come from France so it's their fault the Hundred Years War started"

[@ealtar]

i mean .... belgian arrogance and naiveite has cause them to get steam rolled by germany and cause "problems" for france FOUR TIMES IN A ROW so there is an argument for retaking control

[@mostevil1082]

China does it too. They even go so far as to claim the Mongols were chinese therefore anything they held can "have always been China".

[@nattygsbord]

We Sumerians came here first to Iraq thousands of years ago and we now want our land back. This is an issue of justice after all thousands of years of opression.

[@Haamre]

Russia: *uses the history card* Poland: "Where did I put that 1610 map of the P-L Commonwealth again...?"

[@johnbaker1256]

French fries??? I blame the potato. It's all the fault of the Incas.

[@Gooberpatrol66]

"Poland would have steamrolled Germany if the USSR hadn't signed a pact with them" was certainly a wild take

[@warhawk9566]

Steamrolled may be an exaggeration but but all accounts Poland was actually holding out against the German invasion very well for the first couple weeks. And just a decade earlier they successfully defeated a much larger Soviet invasion, the Poles had combat experience and were pretty damn good fighters in 1939. Idk if they would've "won" necessarily, but without Soviet intervention they may have been able to hold out long enough for France and Britain to organize a counterattack into western Germany that would've forced Germany to withdraw their forces. In fact that was something HItler was extremely worried about during the Polish invasion, it was taking too long and he was watching an army build up on his western border when nearly his entire army was in the east.

[@przemysawkrzekobrzegoszczy6332]

@@warhawk9566 I think they are referring to how the Soviets cooperated with the Germans extensively to rebuild their military away from western eyes, particularly their air force. Without Soviet help it would have been much more difficult for the Germans to expand their military as much as they did without the allies noticing.

[@Pokelemon3434]

@@warhawk9566this is all true.

[@warhawk9566]

@@przemysawkrzekobrzegoszczy6332 idk if that's what they mean but that is a fair point to make

[@munchkingod6]

@@warhawk9566that’s absolutely what I got out of it. And it’s a pretty difficult to dispute piece of history.

[@nicholasgenovese2454]

When Putin said that WW2 was caused by Poland and that Poland was trying to collaborate with Germany against Russia I literally spit out my drink over such horseshit 😭

[@ElizabethMcCormick-s2n]

It's bullshit!

[@MADVILLAIN669]

He is completely accurate, it was Poland’s hostile invasion of Chezkoskovakia that was the inciting incident for Germany to attack them

[@ElizabethMcCormick-s2n]

@@MADVILLAIN669 Please tell me you're joking!

[@sillysad3198]

@@ElizabethMcCormick-s2n they do not pay him for jokes! be real.

[@ElizabethMcCormick-s2n]

@@sillysad3198But Germany started WW2 by invading Poland!

[@justicar5]

my dudes my dudes, I have 4 litres of Normandy cider, and no other plans

[@Emily-ou6lq]

story of your life, I've been told

[@rvanhees89]

God I love cider

[@gregsagerer1441]

I just sat down with some Sailor Jerry and Dr. Pepper

[@justicar5]

@@Emily-ou6lq it's a simple life.

[@lokikinch]

Honestly the interview is worth watching just for the meme template gold Tuckers weird faces gave us lmaooo

[@HF7-AD]

Every single frame where the camera focuses on either of them is hilarity made manifest for no reason

[@lokikinch]

​@edwardbrown3721 I noticed that too, lmao

[@disconductorder]

so, how many times have you been hospitalized for a prolapse?

[@lokikinch]

@disconductorder Idk how many times you been Hospitalized for chugging a bottle of Elmers you human wet wipe, bro what are you even on about 🤡🤡

[@cardboard_shaft]

@@disconductorderwhat?

[@dustinforbes1788]

No matter what anyone says, this interview lets you know what kind of dictator your are dealing with. Im glad this interview happened.

[@Theloliconprincess]

Yeah now we know he's criminally insane.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

yeah i'm fine with letting Putin make a fool out of himself like this

[@lukedelport8231]

Your right and not one of these ass hats gave that point it’s fundamental for understanding the war and how it started the Chanel Trigonometry has a better video on the interview than this clown show

[@Off-HandedBarrel]

Never correct your enemy when he is making a mistake.

[@Liberty_or_Ded]

Yep, he's a commie dictator. Which is pretty much where all socialism/communism inevitably leads, really... The Soviet Union fell, but the communist ideology never left the halls of power.

[@mrtom2854]

Animarchy's Russian accent is possibly the funniest thing I've heard all week...and I just listened to an American trying to explain to me that Taylor Swift is part of a "covert government effort" to help Biden get re-elected, and Liz Truss claiming that she failed as PM because of "trans activists in the Civil Service".

[@antlionworkerfan2007]

You know, as an American I originally thought that Liz Truss was over-hated. I can now see why Liz Truss was hated.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

She is such a looser

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

Its funny that they're still going insane over Taylor Swift.

[@callumjohnston858]

​@@antlionworkerfan2007 Imagine if a president was so inept that within days, they cost the stock market $500 billion. That's more than half the defence budget. but to put it in perspective, it's 16.6% of the stock market in the UK. The US equivalent would be if a president $8 trillion knocked off the US stock market. I'll be honest, that last bit was more an estimate I found for my own curiosity than anything else. But it's still mad she was PM for half as long as she was.

[@luKASIM23_2]

@@callumjohnston858 STEEZUS CHRIST 500 BILLION IN A FEW DAYS

[@jloiben12]

The USSR and Germany weren’t allies. They just had a non-aggression pact, fought on the same side, and had an agreement on how to split the spoils of war. Totally. Not. Allies

[@Alex-noDrive]

They also had an agreement to fund each others war capabilities but again NOT.ALLIES

[@electricangel4488]

Stalin sending hitler trains full of minerals. No allies.

[@PTillA-kf7rq]

Germany and Staling both invading Poland at the same time. Yeah, no alliance there.

[@ealtar]

russia literaly training the luft .. not allies .... just convinient friends

[@chrisbeer5685]

Also let Germany test their tanks and aircraft on Soviet soil and cooperated on technical and doctrinal decelopment. Totally not allies.

[@jamespocelinko104]

Putin: Blames WW2 on Poland Poland: *Visible confusion*

[@PobortzaPl]

Poland: Well listen now, you effing Sith head... [historical lecture on Polish, Lithuanian, Ruthenian, Ukrainian, Crimean Khanate and Russian relation follows, with Teutonic Order/Prussia/Germany, kingdom of Bohemia, kingdom of Hungary AND Habsburg monarchy interjected]

[@nattygsbord]

Attacking both Germany and the Soviet union at the same time, what were they thinking? sigh, i am just shaking my head

[@PTillA-kf7rq]

@@nattygsbord The Polish were probably thinking the same thing Putin was when he said he'd take Kyiv in three days, 2 and 1/4 years ago.

[@scottyfox6376]

Putin was using obfuscation like a magician to distract the audience.

[@iivin4233]

​@@nattygsbordAnd the way they immediately ended their alliances with France and England at the same time! Craziness. I heard one cried, "THIS IS A POLE" while charging a Leopard 2 with a lance in 1939.

[@lachlancampbell6328]

To anyone wondering why animarchy was watching a documentary of his phone. He like me is Australian and it's often faster to watch stuff on your phone because internet here is embarrassingly bad

[@mercenarygundam1487]

As a fellow Aussie, if you go to the backyard and see a snail/caterpillar. It's speed is several times faster than our Internet speed.

[@0bzen22]

​@@mercenarygundam1487I have to use Starlink like the goddamn Ukrainian Military to be able to work from home. My internet is worse than what a Romanian peasant gets, and that's a fact.

[@NathanPa-xo3zj]

​@@0bzen22 I do wonder why Aussies didnt go boycott or even demonstrate their internet speed like Canadian would be 😂

[@Xenomorthian]

internet over in Malaysia is also really really bad

[@mercenarygundam1487]

@@Xenomorthian My sympathies. I was born in Malaysia and remember the NIGHMARE that is the slow net. At least here in Australia, it's FAST compared to how slow Malaysian net is.

[@DarthTrytan]

Bro dropping this on the day Ukraine is dropping Russian air craft like its going out of style is cold. I love it

[@martinjrgensen8234]

Doesn’t matter. If the US stops support, it is over for Ukriane.

[@thesupreme8062]

​@@martinjrgensen8234over? No europe sends more than the us. Bad? Yes really

[@DissedRedEngie]

​@@martinjrgensen8234 Me when I think USA has the only military force on the planet.

[@antonnurwald5700]

@@thesupreme8062 it's about key systems like air defense, artillery and missiles. The arty shortage can be overcome with enough investment by the EU. Patriot and himars are more difficult and longer range missiles are an even rarer commodity. I wonder what happens if the yellow one comes back. If the US will even sell europe weapons.

[@Kaiservzlk]

"In fact I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want, you gotta pay!" Yeah no, I doubt we would. I hope the orange doesn't come back and that we collectively have more brain cells than to vote for the guy openly saying he will be our "last president" and advocates for the death of democracy.@@antonnurwald5700

[@MartynWilkinson45]

Part of me wants to feel bad for Carlson. He clearly thought this was gonna be his Nixen moment, cementing his reputation as a crusader for The Truth(tm), and then Putin just waffles about his alt-history fanific. Then I remember he's a little shit to awful for Fox News.

[@LuvLikeTruck]

I'd say he did cement his reputation... Just not in the way he hoped

[@MarkGoding]

Then a few days later Navalny is dead..

[@ebouwman034]

Lots of people think Tucker did a great thing by going there to interview him and give him a voice. As if he doesn't already have a voice or a platform.

[@evilshews]

​​@@ebouwman034 well, the truth is, one good thing tuker did is not interrupt the talking a$$ in the room, while he made an idiot of himself. Kinda Feel for tuker, i meen, hes trapped there with a gun to his head, forced to listening to a blustering blowhards translated sewage..

[@Legitpenguins99]

I absolutely hated Tucker from his Fox News show until I watched him on Theo Vahns podcast where he didn't act like a condescending conspiracy theorist that thinks your the stupid one for laughing at him and I've got to say, I came away from that episode with a lot more respect for the guy

[@Typexviiib]

I honestly dont think putin was completely lying about not wanting a trump presidency. There is a distinct lack of russia starting conflicts with their neighbors during trumps presidency, compared to the rest of putins tenure. Now, i dont credit trumps foreign policy skill’s for this, but rather suspect (he basically says it) that trump was too unpredictable to risk pissing off. Trump had a habit of doing shit like dropping a moab on a mountain for the lolz.

[@samfire3067]

Average RTS player:

[@GrundleLongDong]

I reckon it was more so the fact that Trump was doing all putins work for him. Trump went around self sabotaging relationships with allies, pulled out of Syria until realising what a bad idea that was and trying to scramble back. He made dicked over allies for the sake of North Korea for no gains. I think it was in Russias best interests for that period to look somewhat sane because there was soon to be a large market for new trade deals on the back of trumps terrible foreign policy.

[@Typexviiib]

@@samfire3067 tbh, im not sure what you mean. I mean, i know what a rts is, but im not grasping what it has to do with my comment specifically.

[@warhawk9566]

of course Russia wasn't "starting conflict" with their neighbors during Trumps presidency. It was the only time in 100 years that Russia had US backing. Russia would muscle in on some place, they would turn to the US for help and Trump would go "lol get fucked" forcing the other country to cave.

[@sillysad3198]

trump is the pootin's *worst nightmare*

[@ThatWolfArrow]

I had coffee during this and I came out the other end feeling drunk somehow. This was fucking pain made manifest.

[@NicholasLaRosa0496]

Certainly not painful than Lazerpig's interview with Lira?

[@ThatWolfArrow]

@@NicholasLaRosa0496 It probably would be up there if I actually watched it live. I did for this one.

[@africanlipplateandbonenose3223]

Poland was actually allowing the jewish marxists to genocide Germans in the territory stolen in the Versailles dictate. The Polish corridor. Hitler repeatedly made offers to, at the very least, put this area under international control. Poland refused and instead of negotiating with Germany opted to head to Britain knowing the British wanted a war against Germany.

[@theregalproletariat]

Your body made large quantities of opiates to relieve the pain...

[@torifin755]

i had to stop at the part where Vladimir Pisstin said "poland was collaborating with hitler". i quite lterally had to stop, and go "im sorry, what?" because NONE of what he was saying, made fucking sense. just.....what?

[@jimb9063]

Well that part had a teeny tiny element of truth. Poland and I think Hungary at least initially participated with Germany when they carved off parts of Czechoslovakia in 1938. Of course he takes that tiny truth and turns it into complete BS about later events in WW2. His entire speech was like that. Conflating a small fact or reasonable take on something small and trivial into something much bigger and important that has stood for centuries unchanged, at least in his mind.

[@andyt2979]

Animarchy, let's be fair; the only way half of us were going to sit through this train wreck of an "interview" was if the NAFO Avengers Team was there to help us all retain our sanity!

[@banditlord8210]

An copious amounts of alcohol

[@thecursed01]

lazerpig: "both" @@banditlord8210

[@BlueCollarExCalifornian]

As someone who is an American, born in Southern California, lives in Central Oregon, went to Bible college for 4 years, and thus extremely conservative politically, I loved this video. What has annoyed me to no end is that nobody on the conservative side has questioned Putin’s recollection of history or thought “hmmm, he might be lying “. I am just an average blue collar guy. I work a job that sucks but I bought a house with it so it I’ll give it that. I remember I had a dorm mate who was pretty upset when Russia invaded Crimea. All of that to say while I’m still gonna take all political news with a grain of salt, I hope Ukraine wins. Slava Ukraine, even though I don’t even have any nation flags on my property. Thanks guys!

[@konstantinosnikolakakis8125]

As a Canadian conservative, I think it’s mostly due to the current thing phenomenon. The left virtue signals that it is in favour of the current thing, so the right virtue signals that it is opposed to the current thing. It’s horseshit.

[@sdoo-ou2ni]

Tucker sitting there like he just walked in on something as Putin blathers on and on and on it's probably one of the funniest things I have seen in recent memory

[@colinmartin9797]

Nobody seems to notice it but me - when tucker has his mouth slightly ajar/lips pursed and his head tilted, he doesn't look constipated. He looks like a very confused cocker spaniel. Like a dog trying REALLY hard to understand the squirrel walking across the fence in the yard.

[@concept5631]

Well put

[@sillysad3198]

the fun fact: the russian invasion of Afganistan opened with GRU obliterating KGB forces.

[@PobortzaPl]

Verily, the right hand did not know what the left hand was doing... Also, it was explained using claims that had KBG bodyguards knew about the coup they behaviour might have (I stress, MIGHT HAVE) spooked the guy Soviets wanted to overthrow.

[@sillysad3198]

@@PobortzaPl whatever the reasons were, i am sure noth sides were delighted to finally got this long desired "weapons free"

[@PobortzaPl]

@sillysad3198 there's rivalry and there's inter service rivalry ;)

[@Sir_Bucket]

For a second there I thought you were talking about the guy from Despicable me, and I was ready to assume you were simply adding to Putin's fanfiction.

[@concept5631]

The USSR violated Iranian air space so many times by sheer incompetence I wouldn't be surprised if Iran had a plan in place for it.

[@Muffincakeswithsugar]

Lazerpig lookin' pretty Kawaii there

[@andreatomasi3755]

LP normally:*photoshopped pig* NAFO LP:*kawaii*

[@nikolaideianov5092]

I though it was some random youtuber i dont know

[@MegaBanne]

Scotland fucking invented the fucking laws of electromagnetism. Beyond that Scotland is famous for its scientists and mathematicians, like Napier (stands for no-peer). He was the inventor of logarithms.

[@XIIthehangedmanXII]

Zełeński went from a comedian to a politician. Putin went from a politician to a comedian.

[@PTillA-kf7rq]

Not even a very good comedian at that.

[@nattygsbord]

@@PTillA-kf7rq He take a bit too much time to get to his point that's all. Otherwise is everything he says just ridiculous. Its almost like a sexual kink for him to get humiliated on the battlefield.

[@PTillA-kf7rq]

@@nattygsbord Natty old boy it's not his kink to get humiliated on the Battlefield, that's his curse and he's completely unaware that it is going on, if anyone in the Russian army has the humiliation kink just look no further then it's officer Corp, Now it's Generals are worse they seem to be masochists "Oh yes Putin Senpai yelled at me again today he was this close to slapping me silly" ..... That is his curse not his kink.

[@3b106]

Why did you write Zelensky's name in polish?

[@XIIthehangedmanXII]

@@3b106 Cuz I'm a Pole and I assume the Polish translation is closer than the eng one.

[@itsmealex8959]

Truly one of the roundest table moments of all time

[@ineedapharmists]

I recently got a promotion, last time an even rounder table came out, I was unemployed lol

[@MattBellzminion]

Thank you guys for posting this on YT for those of us who for whatever reason couldn't watch it on the other platform!

[@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem]

Is Gonzolo the guy who had the "are NATO supporters ignorant or evil" powerpoint?

[@nattygsbord]

yes. and he is dead now

[@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem]

@@nattygsbord I'm guessing he never saw the error of his ways, then.

[@WarbossGorwak]

​@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystemi wonder which tree he would be

[@JoshSweetvale]

​@@WarbossGorwakThe hanging tree.

[@arandomkobold8403]

​@@WarbossGorwak I always assumed some kind of poisonous tree

[@Buckaroobrandi]

Here we go boys, more NAFO

[@dx-ek4vr]

On the 2nd Anniversary of the 3-Day Special Military Operation!

[@Buckaroobrandi]

@dx-ek4vr Putin and russia stronk

[@michaeledmunds7056]

NAFO streams should be considered an international holiday at this point 😂

[@historypaul1657]

So, I live in Arizona... Does that mean if Mexico, or even Spain, yells "DIBS!" really forcefully, I'll have to join Mexico or the Spanish Empire again? Bleh.

[@edwinmartin9120]

california has russian forts and trading posts so all western territories are russian just as soon as we liberate ALASKA

[@baneofbanes]

@@edwinmartin9120Russia had no control outside of those forts. Hell they barely had control of Alaska outside of the coastal trading forts as well.

[@DemonHunter2271]

I’m just wondering, is that the AIM-9 lock on sound for the censor or is it something else?

[@NathanPa-xo3zj]

The missile know where it is 😂

[@kon8459]

It is.

[@DemonHunter2271]

@@kon8459 Knew it, glad I wasn’t the only one to recognize that sound.

[@ardantop132na6]

How genericmissilelockon.mp3 do to someone. First heard that in Bf2

[@handlesarekindadumb]

Animarchy streams from an f15 in an active warzone

[@fourthknower9831]

man the fact Gonzalo Lira died is so stupid. the man should not have died. And yet, he just wouldn't fucking use his damn common sense. and for what? a moment of infamy on the internet that in a decade if les time people would have moved on from his content???

[@thenecromorpher]

"Common sense" isn't all that common.

[@Samm815]

Wait, he's dead?

[@fourthknower9831]

yep. Died in prison apparently. Turns out winter, power outages due to bombardment and pre existing health issues are a bad combination. @@Samm815

[@theredrisen9520]

​@@Samm815yeah he died in Ukrainian custody. Im not sure of the details of his death, but some people are trying to make it seem like the Ukrainians purposefully killed him.

[@Duamerthrax]

@@Samm815 Wikipedia says died of pneumonia in custody on January 12. I know wiki sources aren't popular around here, but I don't care enough to check any further.

[@nonpartisangunowner4524]

1:34:20 Small correction: Most of Israel’s ethnically European population is from Eastern Europe. But, its non-mixed ethnically European population is outnumbered by Sephardic, Mizrahi, Ethiopian Jews, and Muslims.

[@NicktheMedic]

What a great way to unpack this trauma, with friends, alcohol, and pizza lol

[@sillysad3198]

there were few moments... "wait, i have i quote from You!".... "mr. Carson if you forgot how to use the memory hole we would introduce you to the ministry of love"

[@danielmiller3781]

You really need something to numb yourself before going through this load of bs

[@saysimonsaid1576]

Pizza makes all geopolitical issues better... unless it has pineapple, then you're just F'd

[@sillysad3198]

@@saysimonsaid1576 i have ordered this "pizza" once, many years ago, i thought about natural pineapples (which are sour), but.

[@konnosx1213]

I for one have the theory that Putin is a fellow Paradox Game Nerd

[@samfire3067]

"and then in ww2 trotsky was leading the red army while staling watched his ass, but then trotsky disolved the soviet union so staling couldn't be at war with trotsky soviet ussr..."

[@konnosx1213]

@samfire3067 nah I think he is either a Stalin or a "bring back the Tsar" type in hoi4 and he definately has whole DAYS worth of playtime in TNO as the OMSK

[@asherwoodrow7471]

"It all started in november 11th 1444, when moscovy started to make meta decisions"

[@juliusmatijosius2219]

You might be onto something here

[@konstantinosnikolakakis8125]

Nah, hoi4 players are better at strategy than Putin, they at least know you’re supposed to surround a city before pushing into it.

[@JoeDirte157]

Hahaha the Texas oblast shit had me dying…

[@sachyriel]

At 40:10 when they say Zach playing with trains does LazerPig mean ZachHazard or another Zach? EDIT: NVM, he just mentioned GunRants, it is ZachHazard yay!

[@silvershocknicktail6638]

I'm confused. I'm 19 minutes into this and I haven't heard a Lazerpig sax solo for the death of Gonzalo Lira.

[@aracus]

What do you mean, vs Putin? It was clearly an adult scene between two men finally accepting their true feelings in a great showing of passion! Who knew Tucker would be a bottom!

[@taliakelly554]

Tucker is such a bottom. He was a brat up until he met Putin though

[@Scav271]

So glad to see Thrasher here

[@olegue3554]

Do you know who the charachter in the camo hat and with a bat is? I checked out lord hard thrasher and loved it..

[@ParkerMattle]

That would be kitty as they call him, as far as I know he doesn't have a KZbin channel.@@olegue3554

[@trmon8890]

This is so much more enjoyable than watching Tucker's interview the first time

[@nicolasandre9886]

His follow up video in a Moscovite mall praising their shopping cart technology was genuinely hilarious to watch though.

[@charlesparr1611]

Russia lost another A50 AWACS plane today....

[@PobortzaPl]

And they claimed it was their own AA that had it shot. Some "zet" patriots made quite sarcastic comment about that claim, wonder if they be delt with Strielkov/Gorkin way or "Pierogi man" way...

[@nikolaideianov5092]

​@@PobortzaPlthats even worse

[@davidradtke160]

Omg love the mention of an American Tale! Omg I loved that movie as a kid.

[@BlackEpyon]

I can't see Jared Moskowitz in Congress without thinking of Feivel Mouskowitz.

[@35Cypher]

1:25:24 when Kitty is talking about the Il-76 does he mean the one at KI Sawyer in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan? I've talked to local historians about that very plane and I've seen it in person. Fascinating story of how it got impounded I stumbled across while traveling.

[@josephglatz25]

So Gorgonzola Libre is now off beyond the mortal realm with a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other. Did Lazerpig slay him so hard that his health suffered a catastrophic collapse?

[@tomhsia4354]

Nah, Lira did it to himself by smoking as much as he did.

[@nikolaideianov5092]

​@@tomhsia4354and refusing medical help

[@Alte.Kameraden]

I often direct people to TIKhistory's video on "Did Poland bring on her own Destruction in 1939 because of her Aggressive Foreign Policy?" Being the video is a response to comments that Putin made back in 2019. I know Animarchy has a beef with TIKhistory but that video in particular is a great tool I think for deal with Putlerites who dare to make the argument that Poland brought own her own destruction, which Putin claimed even during that Interview. Video also undermines the Anti Western narrative Putin tries to paint.

[@mrtom2854]

Animarchy has beef with TIKhistory?

[@Alte.Kameraden]

@@mrtom2854 A small one I think, though I guess I'm speculating. He called him out in a few of his videos. They don't see eye to eye to make it blunt.

[@mrtom2854]

@@Alte.Kameraden Got it. I'm usually behind on KZbin drama by at least 6 months which is probably why I've never heard of this before.

[@AnimarchyHistory]

@@mrtom2854I love his historiography. But his political views, namely “Taxes = Socialism” and “the Nazis are racist communists” Are so absolutely moronic it boggles the mind.

[@mrtom2854]

@@AnimarchyHistory Got it, thanks for taking the time to respond. Side note, I've heard a lot of weird takes before, but "taxes = socialism" might be the weirdest one yet.

[@Ben_Hard]

God i needed this so badly

[@siechamontillado]

We need a NAFO cover of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album. Alternatively, the Spice Girls' 1996 debut album, "Spice," can be considered for the debut NAFO barbershop sextet cover album.

[@dv7533]

I was thinking the Abbey Road album cover, but in a post apocalyptic destroyed bombed out city, maybe all sepia coloured.

[@Markfr0mCanada]

Am I hearing that Animarchy is going to become the real life Porkins in an F-16?

[@britishrocklovingyank3491]

HOORAY!!! This makes it a great day today! I love you guys!!!

[@The-Red-Baron]

Fun fact: Tucker Carlson’s lawyers have admitted ”I believe” that he is more of an entertainer. Then he is a journalist and my god is he sure entertaining! 😂😭😭

[@ThePTBRULES]

MSNBC did the same thing for Rachel Maddcow. In both cases, it was to get out of a lawsuit.

[@Sobercapybara]

The gonzalo thing is just sad. That was his 55 years on earth. Thats his legacy.

[@ChristianF15cher]

Rest in Peace, Coach Dead Shill

[@PTillA-kf7rq]

@@ChristianF15cher Fart Noise here.

[@DaYemenball]

More like 80. If you watch the end of his “we interviewed an American journalist n Ukraine” video, you’ll see him note how lira was closer to 80.

[@playyourturntodieatvgperson]

don't let his death diminish your roundness bois

[@ENDfilms44]

Lol, I got a Tucker ad right at the end of the meme montage. XD

[@PandorasFolly]

Thank you. I have been looking forward to this since i heard thebinterview was taking place

[@apokalypsecow9756]

It's nice to see that some things don't change... specifically, the expression on Tucker's face in all those memes, which reads as though he is trying to figure out who shit his pants.

[@JCinerea]

"Who shit in my pants? Was it mom? Maybe I should call her...."

[@feraltrafficcone4483]

“What’s a quartet but six guys?” A sextet

[@JoshSweetvale]

Badum-tssh-ka-wow-wow.

[@laserbeastman7447]

I have been waiting for this. IT IS TIME FOR ENTERTAINMENT!

[@laserbeastman7447]

I have now watched the video. I have no words.

[@michaeledmunds7056]

😂

[@coreystockdale6287]

Make the NAFO in Sims 4 for research purposes.

[@GerinoMorn]

LP is based af, first correct choice of vodka, then correct choice of Sabaton song, very kurwa nice.

[@cola98765]

1:34:35 Pig was cursing for so long that AIM-9 finally got a lock.

[@otrab1080]

Vladimir Putin has become Grandpa Simpson.

[@PTillA-kf7rq]

Tvp world while it was around before the Russian hybrid war on Poland called him Bunker Grandpa.

[@aewon2085]

Can’t watch this yet, but “I’ve been looking forward to this”

[@daspeedyturtle9618]

Fun fact, the supermarket is a french company. Of course its gonna have food. Try a russian one next time...

[@heyho4770]

I think a lot of those western supermarket chains in Russia operate pretty independently. Source: Local Supermarket chain has a large presence in Russia and those stores orgsnisation and logistics chain is pretty much entirely russian run. So much so that you could just seize the business and keep the current policies and nothing would change. Don't know if its just an excuse to stay in the market but their products here are pretty much as local as they can be so I think its somewhat credible

[@PTillA-kf7rq]

Right on dude.

[@theduke7539]

Pre war Russia had a full military strength of around 1.1 million active duty. Of that, the Army and Naval infantry consisted of around 600,000. Between the mobilizations, theyve fielded an additional 300,000 troops. 900,000 men. Thus far, the estimates on casualties are all over the place. But general consensus for sources not affiliated with Ukraine or Russia is Russia has had 315,000 casualties. Lets say half of those survived, and we'll say 2/3rds of those survivors weren't injured badly enough to be sent home. that is 157,500 dead, and 51,975 who were injured too badly to continue fighting. that is 209,475 troops lost in terms of combat strength. The US on the other hand has only fought 2 wars that took more casualties. The US Civil war that saw 4.5 million men under arms in the most brutal fighting on either of the american continents. And World War 2, the largest conflict in world history

[@warhawk9566]

seriously, Russian casualties in this war are appalling and the fact that anyone is acting like this is anything other than a complete and colossal fuck up is just delusional

[@carlossaraiva8213]

Any western country that had suffered casualties like the russians are the governments not only had falled with just 1/20th of that number but the leaders would be on trial. You cant get away with such casualties numbers on a foreign military adventure in a western countty, no matter how actually justified the war was to begin with. Only a defensive war against a forrign invader would such casualties be accepted znd even then most would be civilians unfortunately caught in the crossfire.

[@warhawk9566]

@@carlossaraiva8213 seriously, can you imagine how many US generals would have their heads on fucking pikes if the Iraq war suffered that high of casualties? Or the war in afghanistan? Shit even US failures have far less deaths than what Russians call a "success"

[@sovieticodiabetico6874]

@@warhawk9566 Crazy how Russians generals get medals, praise and promotions for suffering only 5 digits losses instead of 6

[@Agentsierrabravo]

Russia since the start of the war started with 300k and Ukraine mobilised a million and by the end of 2022 had 1.2million according to the press conference in January 2023. When the Kharkov offensive happened Russia called up another 300k reservists and volunteers began pouring in early 2023 with the expansion of army benefits. So Russia has about 600-750k. Ukraine currently has around 800k now since February. And a lot of units in the Ukrainian army are under strengthed and now they are setting in motion the conscription of 25-27 year olds which will be another 1.3 million

[@chris8612]

Exactly what I needed, thanks!

[@rowanweaver3241]

whenever I think about Tucker Carlson I think about how my mother owns a tucker carlson hydro flask even though she's worked with him before, and when I point out that it's false idolatry in the eyes of a christian lord, she yells I swear to god it feels like the right is becoming more and more of a cult, but I can't go fall back to classical liberalism because you get called fascist for having "conservative" beliefs it's just depressing, america is in a sad state atm

[@demomanchaos]

Eeeyup, the options are a pack of crazies who hate everything they are told that that book they've never actually read told them to hate and a pack of crazies who hate everything they are told by the legacy media to hate.

[@rowanweaver3241]

@@Adi-bo5do thats the kinda stuff someone who doesnt know their history would say

[@rimanahbvee]

​@@rowanweaver3241 i mean its partly true

[@rowanweaver3241]

@@rimanahbvee only rich people mattered under every damn system, at least capitalism hasn't directly genocided over a hundred million people

[@rimanahbvee]

@@rowanweaver3241 ok what does that have to do with what we said

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

I hate to say that I relate to Tucker in this moment but as someone who has worked in the healthcare industry and has had to deal with people rambling on and on at me when I was just trying to confirm their appointment or see if they need assistance. No sir, I don’t wanna know you’re entire life story right now, I’m just trying to get your medical records.

[@Dalek15]

Watching the interview made me want to volunteer to become a Cyberman as soon as we have the technology.

[@PTillA-kf7rq]

Make yourself NCR Ranger, you'll look cooler rocking that duster and gas mask combo. Plus, the NCR has power armor

[@colonel__klink7548]

To be fair to Russian pilots... You'd drink and be depressed too if you were in the Russian airforce.

[@PTillA-kf7rq]

hash tag: what Airforce?

[@JoshSweetvale]

500 colonels flapping their arms really hard.

[@Rednecknerd_rob9634]

Hell, I'd be drinking and depressed just BEING Russian.

[@Suomiland]

Don't know why anyone would want you to waste your time on this. I mean, it was clear from the start that Tucker wasn't going to ask him anything remotely worthwhile, let alone provocative. To give you the perspective of how utterly boring that thing was - some governor of a region/city I can't even bother to remember wanted to make the cinema theaters to show this and I quote "because some of our citizens may not have had the opportunity to watch it". After that the idea was instantly mocked by people both online and irl. Noy gonna lie, Tucker's face during the "interview" was pure comedy gold. "What the fuck is a kilometer" meme got me pretty good.

[@darksnakenerdmaster]

Lazerpig was so fed up he went for the bloody goon box!

[@NubbyEvo]

Fighter Tales mentioned the VDV getting dumped into the ocean, I remember that from the early days of the full-scale invasion but when I go back to find old news of it I am stumped. But maybe my memory works.

[@LethalJizzle]

I remember looking it up at the time and i don't think it was ever confirmed, but it was widely repeated.

[@usr_name3980]

a quarter of six guys is a sextet. I’m not kidding. This means a podcast of six is performing in a sextet.

[@IrishTechnicalThinker]

I love history and been studying it for years but learnt more through just listening to this video, Putin is possibly the most delusional person I've heard speaking about history and this is meant to be a educated man 😂

[@TheRedneckRoman16]

Ace Combat 5 has a better understanding of Russian History than Putin does.

[@Kinzokugia]

"Hi, Zach!" Huh, I wonder who they mean? "I watched you play with trains!" I know exactly who they mean.

[@candiman4243]

Nice choice of deep rock background music for the first part, someone has good taste :) (Rock and stone!)

[@liamschertler9806]

As a home-brewer the salt in tea\beer thing is reasonable. The salt adjusts the mineral content in the water which changes the taste of what you are brewing. It doesn't matter if it is beer or tea, the important thing is taste and preference for the brew so that people enjoy it.

[@kylemosher6487]

Thank you all for suffering for us. This just made my Friday night

[@iivin4233]

We really need to get him in an interview with Cunk. Please, God. We need a laugh. We deserve this.

[@joshthomasmoorenew]

Animarchy you should have used the depressed versions of your avatars, i mean listening to EITHER Tucker or Putin would make you depressed listening to both of them is lines for clinical depression.

[@theleva7]

After watching the original interview I have a slight but persistent yearning for a wood chipper

[@karolgoofit7901]

Tbh putin and tucker are more schizo than depressing

[@ComradePhoenix]

NAFO crew, your service and sacrifice is recognized and appreciated. Also, as a New Orleanian, I need more Pig singing House of the Rising Sun.

[@evananderson1455]

This is EXACTLY what i needed for my Friday night. Yes, I am lonely and sad. Not as lonely and sad as Trustfund Tucker, tho. Cheers, guys. Thanks for this!!

[@geoffreyentwistle8176]

I heard LazerPig and I was briefly struggling to figure out where his icon was... Had to hold back laughter when I realized it was the uwu pig in a military uniform... 😂

[@Jwnorton]

37:05 The Eastern Orthodox Christian Church looks to Constantinople as its seat, not Moscow. I married into it, and have (even after 30 years) still learning about the faith, history, standings, and the organization. The Ukrainian branch does have communication with the Russian, but does not superceed nor be subject to it - they have their own head (called a Metropolitan), and he sits in Constantinople.

[@jimb9063]

Thanks for that, fascinating subject.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Constantinople no longer exists. It's Istanbul now.

[@lolloblue9646]

​@@JoshSweetvalethe Orthodox Church's seat is still the Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople

[@bevgroves8062]

Many thanks guys 🙏❤️ this has made my day. Brilliant 🌟 Just as a thought, the Putin “gunslinger” kgb walk, I’m not so sure it’s kgb, i think it’s just to imply he’s carrying something. My reasoning is if kgb taught officers to walk like that, they could never operate secretly, you’d spot them a mile away. Putin loves to try to look cool, silly little man 😂

[@Сайтамен]

They are called FSB now.

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

​@@Сайтамен He was "out" of that life by the time the name changed (nobody ever truly gets out).

[@bevgroves8062]

@@Сайтамен Indeed, but not when Putin was being trained by them.

[@bevgroves8062]

Putin’s favourite film “Seventeen moments of spring” he idolises the main spy character, sort of a Soviet James Bond. When the Mayor of St Petersburg was running his re-election campaign Putin was alongside him. Putin was in a promotion video that has him driving down a road in a car, all copied from a scene in his favourite film 😂 pathetic. Putin is such a wannabe, a boring grey kgb bureaucrat, who desperately wanted to be a “cool” spy.

[@cola98765]

this video made me realize one thing about Putin. While before he was obviously not a strategy genius, I thought he was not stupid. It turns out he might be stupid.

[@DaYemenball]

He doesn’t suffer from dementia or a mental disorder, he suffers from an IQ of room temperature. In Celsius.

[@playmaka2007]

The Aim 9 heat signature sfx are by far the best curse word bleeps I have ever heard.

[@Prometheus4096]

Putin had absolutely ZERO idea what to say to appeal to the pro Russia America First anti-woke isolationists in Tucker Carlsen's audience. Fucking zero. This interview was pathetic.

[@nattygsbord]

The number 1 rule of rethoric is to win the likeing and trust from the audiance. The message itself is less important and comes second. And the third most important thing is to keep peoples attention by doing something unexpected if they start to yawn or look on their phone and lose focus. Putin did not at all care about forming his message for his audiance. And if he had a point, then it was drowned out in 4 hours of boring nonsense. And the interview was boring. If you don't want people to yawn and look at their phones or shoes when you are speaking you need to do something interesting or unexpected. Sitting in a chair and talk about history 800 years AD is a good way to get the average Trump voter to stop watching after 10 minutes and switch over to watching Nascar instead. And I cannot blame him. Watching this garbage for 4 hours is just wasting ones life. His support for Hitler invading Poland was a funny highlight of the interview, but it doesn't win sympaties of western voters. It will only turn the west even more against him.

[@butala1776]

That's actually a common trait with russians and the Soviets. No idea how we think or function as a society, and that we don't use words like "anti air/warm water ports" etc..