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Hey Guys. I'm covering this because as a member of NAFO and r/Noncredibledefense I could not let this go unanswered. The original stream was 3 hours long and quite frankly no one has the time nor inclination to deal with Gonzalo Lira and his Vatnik nonsense for that long.
So I suffered through the whole thing. Edited out the screeching and got down to where LazerPig and Gonzalo actually "conversed". As well as keeping in the funny parts. I occasionally jump in to debunk him.
So, turn off League of Legends. Tune out the news about Andrew Tate getting hospitalised or dumb things Prince Harry has said. And prepare for the undisputed worst debate in recent KZbin history.
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/ animarchy

[@AnimarchyHistory]

Just so you guys know. I pulled a 24 Hour All Nighter for this bad boy. I'm also mad I didn't get to join. Also, for those interested. I actually sing the Ukrainian National Anthem in English over the Credits. So if you want more ear pain. Good luck!

[@Pointclearius]

That's impressive commitment for not only watching all three hours of that clusterfuck but also pulling an all nighter to write and edit this video. Well done sire!

[@melvinjo1596]

Thats commendable. I tried to just watch it and just couldn't bring myself to do it. My brain just refused. Every second i could only think about what Lazerpig could have done with all this time in videoproduction 😭

[@VeteranFullmoons]

We were there for you. As you descended into vatnik madness.

[@kurousagi8155]

I’ll be honest, I was really looking forward to the aid videos. But this was way too memeable. From now on, the phrase “1:48:05” can be used to wish someone a painful death.

[@theculturedjinni]

Great respect!

[@AnimarchyHistory]

Public poll to officially declare LazerPig an LGBT Icon

[@Selvariabell]

LazerPig is the Live Action Inosuke

[@AWMJoeyjoejoe]

He's a national treasure.

[@murkywateradminssions5219]

i second this!

[@Ater_Swe]

Second that! He makes me a little ashamed of being hetero.

[@Jedi.Toby.M]

100% icon. When the words "oh honey" come out...

[@KingsandGenerals]

Dude basically created a dialogue tree and wanted his opponents to go through it. NPC behaviour.

[@AnimarchyHistory]

Peak NPC behaviour.

[@finalMadfox]

OMG you are also here lol

[@AlejandroHernandez-ej9fk]

Define NPC behaviour.

[@finalMadfox]

@@AlejandroHernandez-ej9fk Basically, yes or no

[@AnimarchyHistory]

@@AlejandroHernandez-ej9fk the opposite of Main Character behaviour

[@patrikcath1025]

The fact he's using "Piggy" as an insult against a guy who literally puts a pig as his profile picture everywhere is great

[@KennyHazy97]

It's like when Wheatley tries to insult you in Portal 2.

[@deathblade2639]

@@KennyHazy97 "fatty, no parents"

[@luggilu7864]

Not to mention he calls himself a talking pig xD "Will you just Start squeeling?" "Yes. I'm a pig."

[@definitelyauniquename6237]

I really wish I found this sooner because I am cracking up and i'm just enjoying this

[@UlmanistLatvia]

Dude died on the 1st anniversary of this video's release date. Edit: He also died the way he wished for others: Painfully.

[@antitroller101]

Well that isn’t that rather ironic

[@darthnagus5457]

​@@antitroller101Prophetic

[@Wiskaksk2]

He’s dead?

[@estusprovais7520]

​@@Wiskaksk2yup. Died in prison if I'm not mistaken

[@VoltageTheWolf]

This brings me great joy

[@oehlererik]

This was an shamefull performance of Lazerpig. He made good arguments, was coherent, patient, and even polite throughout most of it. I dare even to doubt he was drunk at all!

[@esmenhamaire6398]

Oh, thank you for the giggle!

[@ryerial7723]

Only those who have watched his stuff may get this joke but goddamn it’s a good one lmaoo

[@Jse0607]

As a functioning individual I assume people are lying to me if they aren’t drunk. Shameful behavior from Lazerpig

[@worldspam5682]

it's still possible to play coke card here)

[@romxxii]

@@worldspam5682 coherent and patient are mutually exclusive with "coked out to the tits"

[@ReverendReverb]

I’ve seen flat earth believers be more civil and respectful in a debate than Gonzalo Lira

[@CaptainWelshie]

I guess you have not watched FTFE's livestreams lol. Also Gonzalo Lira reminds me of a flat earther, show them crystal clear evidence and they still reject it calling people shills and other nastier crap.

[@Duke_of_Lorraine]

I'm pretty sure a lot of flat earthers are just trolling for the laughs and don't believe a word of it.

[@unstoppabletigertalukan6710]

Stolen

[@Two-Checks]

Him and his budget powerpoint slides.

[@Kirgoss]

​@@CaptainWelshie I have actually seen a lot of FTFE livestreams in the past. I have only seen a tiny bit of this Gonzalo Lira debate yet and I don't even want to contiue anymore. The cringe is just too hard. The flat earthers actually didn't manage to do that to me, as insane as they are. I am normally one of the few people on this planet who don't drink alcohol at all, but Lira actually made me want to be drunk after just a minute.

[@merylsmith8297]

How Gonzalo thinks a debate works: - one of the participants acts as the moderator - that participant gets to bring a powerpoint presentation and click through it slide by slide - all questions are yes/no answers because nuance and context dont exist - the other participant is not allowed to bring their own topics to the table - the moderator participant gets to dictate to the other participant what their own view on every topic is - the moderator participant can interrupt whenever they feel like it - attempting to answer in more than a "yes" or "no" is the same as not answering a question - being interrupted and cutoff by the moderator also means you didnt answer the question, and thats your own fault

[@samfire3067]

Yes. That what people think politics IS about, and not "both of us bring something to The tablet and we try to make both of your points into something we can agree".

[@cyborghobo9717]

Gonzalo tried to use a logical fallacy known as Double bind .

[@HauntedXXXPancake]

It would have worked perfectly, if the other side had been tied down and prepped for electric shocks, but I guess that could be said about many of GL's plans.

[@AverageLadd]

@@samfire3067 What you have said is not what politics is. A debate is not meant to make points malleable and create something both sides can agree on. Some debates are meant to enlighten listeners, others are meant to convince the listeners watching of a viewpoint. Making both points into something both parties can agree on is diplomacy, but not debate.

[@mnxs]

​@@AverageLaddIn my opinion, debates where there are no common ground that participants occasionally agree on are the ones that usually develop into a toxic, mud-slinging mess.

[@Rulusto]

"Bradley is an uparmored Jeep" Those "jeeps" took out a whole lot of soviet era tanks in Iraq, didn't they?

[@Shaun_Jones]

And a T-90M just the other day.

[@Rulusto]

@@Shaun_Jones I saw that clip, that was well fought by the bradleys.

[@Panzer_links.]

I legit think an actual HUMVE could and would destroy or at least disable a T-90 easily.

[@robocop1279]

​@DaYemenball I mean a well placed tow missle would kill pretty much any soviet tank, especially if you can get like 3 shots on it

[@tbomb69]

@@Panzer_links.yeah that mk19 slaps hard

[@danieljames1868]

Y'know, props to Destiny for hearing "If you ragequit you lose" and instantly going "yeah I lose, goodbye."

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

@@wombatgirl997 Mercury can be emitted from natural sources (e.g. volcanoes) and human sources (e.g. coal-fired electric power plants and gold mining). After being emitted, mercury cycles from rainwater into lakes and oceans, where it is digested by plankton and converted into methylmercury.

[@danielsurvivor1372]

@@wombatgirl997 Unironically the line goes hard, he would never change his mind, since he's so fcking close minded so he in turn wasted his time and lost

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

@@danielsurvivor1372 get your M.Pox vaxseen soon, won't you; and don't forget; ''wake me up, before you go go....''

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

The West, the Eu, and the NATO countries all imposed 'sanctions' so now live with the consequences!!! It is one thing to decide not to buy an item for yourself, but when you decide for millions of other people; it is another matter! I don't care who sells or who makes the items I want to buy. If I want it bad enough, I will buy it or find it somewhere else! The West doesn't want Peace. They want an expanded NATO and a weakened Russia. So live with your choices or get rid of the politicians that 'choose' for you!

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

Eastern Ukraine was fighting against nazis during WWII, while Western Ukraine allied with nazis. Eastern Ukraine was always pro-Soviet, while Western Ukraine was always highly anti-Soviet. And even the religion is different (Orthodox vs Uniate). So the internal division in this artificial state is so deep it's actually amazing how they could manage to live together for 23 years (1991-2014) without civil war.

[@yourstepdad3433]

"Ukraine counts its victories in square miles" "Russia counts its victories in street names and house numbers: Genuinely made me laugh

[@ag7898]

The "half way between a winery and a garbage dump" got me going too.

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

The West, the Eu, and the NATO countries all imposed 'sanctions' so now live with the consequences!!! It is one thing to decide not to buy an item for yourself, but when you decide for millions of other people; it is another matter! I don't care who sells or who makes the items I want to buy. If I want it bad enough, I will buy it or find it somewhere else! The West doesn't want Peace. They want an expanded NATO and a weakened Russia. So live with your choices or get rid of the politicians that 'choose' for you!

[@DIREWOLFx75]

""Ukraine counts its victories in square miles" "Russia counts its victories in street names and house numbers: Genuinely made me laugh" And stupidly fake. Russia isn't primarily fighting to take ground. They even outright said so from the start AND anyone with the slightest hint of braincells or military reading behind them can tell that because it's bloody obvious. Emphasis on "bloody". Because Russian casualties so far, around 8 thousand KIA. Ukraine KIAs, probably far exceeding 250000 by now. The last time any real info leaked was in August from a LPR general, the estimate then was more than 200 thousand Ukraine KIA. At almost the same time, a Russian official stated that their troops had BURIED over 60 thousand Ukraine dead. And then there's the Ukraine organisation that tried to verify status of their troops in November. They had incomplete information and still ended up with 237 thousand unaccounted for. Ie, most likely dead. Of course, you're probably not going to accept that due to bias. So, lets instead ask something. Ukraine started the war with 700 thousand in uniform. 260 thousand regular troops, all trained and equipped to the best level Nato could manage. 100 thousand nassiz, according to their own online bragging in January 2022. 45 thousand non-nassiz territorial defense battalions. 45 thousand in paramilitary units. 250 thousand in "ready reserve" that just happened to be already active. And in December, Zaluzhny stated in interview that Ukraine had 700 thousand in uniform, of which 200 thousand were combat capable. In between those two points, Ukraine performed NINE mobilisations. The only one we know the size of being the last, at 100 thousand. They've also been pressganging several tens of thousands into service, but noone knows if it's 30 thousand or 100 thousand, just somewhere vaguely within that range. So, since it's not normal to mobilise larger amounts of people late in a conflict, this suggests that Ukraine has mobilised an absolute minimum of 500 thousand and far more likely closer to a million, or even more. So, where's that missing million troops now? Even if we lowball Ukraine losses to the limit, while including the DPR and LPR losses, Russia and allies has 50 thousand dead and injured. While Ukraine has 500 thousand. Killratio of 10 to 1 in Russian favor when we give every freebie and interpretation and estimation in Ukraine favor. If we count it more objectively, that killratio is somewhere in the 20-30 to 1 range. Very roughly, as it is difficult to get any reliable numbers, especially with how fervently Ukraine tries to hide their losses. Demilitarisation of Ukraine, ongoing. Very efficiently. Oh, and then there's what the argument in Poland revealed. They argued about the need for war cemetaries, because they didn't have enough room to bury the 1200 Poles that had died in Ukraine. That was back in November. How many Poles do you think are needed to be in Ukraine for them to take that many KIAs?

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

@@DIREWOLFx75 Slava ru.😎😎

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

@@DIREWOLFx75 Well said mate

[@SargeantPacman]

"Bradleys are worse than humvees." I bet the bradley operators that disabled that t90m would disagree, lol

[@skootmeister3994]

“Is it true that you live in your mother’s basement?” “I dunno, let me check. MOTHER?!” One of the best parts of this whole thing.

[@jb03hf]

Well it is true that GL is getting to live in a Ukrainian police cell.... WARDEN!

[@skootmeister3994]

@@jb03hf “Shut up in there.”

[@JamesTobiasStewart]

LP summed it up beautifully; GL had no idea what to do when his insults were met with comedy. He needed LP to get triggered and ragequit, but instead LP was just meeting his insults with jokes and critically, not leaving.

[@jb03hf]

@@skootmeister3994 I require more chee-TOOes!

[@nvelsen1975]

@@jb03hf And Russia sold Lira out and sealed his fate by instantly learning of and commenting on his arrest, thus confirming he was one of their assets.

[@ecyor0]

"the guy who rage quits is the guy who loses" Damn, we're going back to 2003 internet troll rules.

[@Parasiticism]

And Lira was the one to rage quit.

[@F14thunderhawk]

unfortunately, people who vomit shit at the rate that Gonzolo Lira vomit it at only can be debated with that kind of rule. because debate logic doesnt work with them and they dont do it in good faith.

[@Parasiticism]

@@F14thunderhawk It's not a debate at that point. Lira stated it was there to determine whether the other two are ignorant or evil. That's no ground to talk on. Lazerpig did the best thing he could've done which was trigger the shit out of him while remaining calm.

[@WaspCameraInSpringfield]

I can't fucking believe 2003 was 20 years ago.

[@Coid]

The man does seem to epitomize the whole "Russian Troll" persona.

[@ElectrostatiCrow]

"Define evil." " The opposite of good." "Define good." "It's the opposite of evil." How did he manage to say something and nothing at the same time?

[@Treblaine]

I'm having flashback to early EARLY days of the internet where you'd hear shit like this and it was just as affectingly stupid then. These fart-sniffing morons who think it's clever because it's impossible to refute not because it actually is of any use.

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

This guy ain't no Aristotle, yet he felt he could tackle a modern-day Diogenes.

[@ElectrostatiCrow]

@@barleysixseventwo6665 To be fair nobody could take on Diogenes even back then. 😂

[@Schone23666]

It's like talking to a water wheel, no?

[@glowtail3744]

There 4 types of good to me and 4 types of bad Good: The actually good The not good good And average which is basically something that is good and bad And last I know its good but pls stop suggesting this idea Evil: Questionable Crazy Cartoonishly evil And last the anti hero which is basically the intentions are good but holy fuck the methods are just pure evil.

[@alalvarez7301]

"Post Mortem" just got 10 times funnier

[@windowstaskmanager5349]

Let's be honest here, Garbanzo had it coming

[@lukeamato423]

LMAO 🤣

[@aweawe1967]

That "Bradley's are just lightly armored jeeps" comment aged like fine milk.

[@AnimarchyHistory]

Well at least his comments can still age.

[@CareFactor00]

@@AnimarchyHistorywe will never know what tree he’d be now.

[@thecoin5394]

​@@AnimarchyHistoryso, white boy, was the euromaidsn 214 in Ukrajne t a coup? 😅

[@mattmopar440]

@@CareFactor00 no its whichever one grows where he is buried :)

[@itsyaboiwan6416]

@@thecoin5394 a coup is a change of government initiated by a **armed forces**, so no

[@bonemaster6928]

As a wise man once said, “It’s hard to win an argument with a genius, it’s impossible to win an argument with an idiot”.

[@anthonyrodriguez8788]

evidentally Lazerpig did the impossible because he won against the idiot, in Lira's own words "the first to rage quit loses"

[@guamsoncruz5107]

*Cocks gun* I believe in proving the impossible possible

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

How about: ''If you can't afford a war, don't have one''???🤔

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

@Tim van der Velden How about: ''If you can't afford a war, don't have one''???🤔

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

@@anthonyrodriguez8788 How about: ''If you can't afford a war, don't have one''???🤔

[@Nmille98]

"This is slide four of how many?" "Ten." *Wine bottle noises*

[@LTV746]

Severely needed. This Lira person is delusional

[@thatcanuck5670]

Fun drinking game: take a shot every time he says "zelensky regime"

[@ozzyjames87]

You'd be hospitalized or dead in 15 minutes flat.

[@Shaun_Jones]

I think that’s what Pig was doing.

[@thatcanuck5670]

@@Shaun_Jones nah that's just how he drinks

[@paladinstar]

I cant feel my LEGS

[@tbotalpha8133]

@@paladinstar That means it's working!

[@JABN97]

Wait wait wait. 33:28 Did he just actually claim there is no food in the Netherlands? Is this man even aware that the Netherlands is the second biggest exporter by value of agricultural product, only behind the USA and ahead of countries famous for their fertile soil like France and Ukraine? The Hell? Ludicrous. What a fool

[@Tikkibasse]

they created more land to farm more, best farming sim players

[@random_femboy_protogen]

I still cannot believe he genuinely said this, what a moron lol

[@random_femboy_protogen]

​@@Tikkibasse can confirm, the entirety of the Netherlands is farming simulator

[@Cat_Zeppelin]

As a Ukrainian: I just wanna talk to him *loads buckshot*, I JUST wanna talk to him

[@Norbrookc]

Rock salt works better. Gets under the skin, and well... it's a bitch to get out.

[@helljumper5601]

How about .50 BMG rat shot?

[@Norbrookc]

@@helljumper5601 Too quick.

[@Cat_Zeppelin]

@@helljumper5601 never heard of it but I love the implications behind the naming

[@lurkingcarrier8736]

SBU booted him out of Ukraine for exactly this particular reason.

[@c.rasmussen2706]

Me as German munching into my spareribs listening to that vatnik telling me that I am starving.

[@the_tactician9858]

Let me give you a BBQ sauce-drenched high five!

[@germanboy7673]

And also telling us that our industry is collapsing

[@truongchau56]

@@germanboy7673 I drove a Mercedes GLC (which is much better than ANY Russian made car) while listening to the stream, as GL telling that Germany is collapsing... 😂

[@johnsementa9844]

Germany: Making more sexy and expensive cars Gonzalo: GERMANY IS COLLAPSING

[@truongchau56]

@@johnsementa9844 Technically, in terms of Price vs. Quality, German cars are much more affordable than Russian cars, tbh... Russian cars nowadays are basically overpriced junk... You're more likely to survive in a crash when driving a defective Toyota than a UAZ Hunter...

[@quox3987]

This has gotten even funnier now that Lira got arrested.

[@cmb9173]

🦀🦀🦀

[@ladeao1552]

Here thinking the same thing. Something therapeutic about listening to this and thinking about him being in a cell right now.

[@CharlieNoodles]

@@ladeao1552I’ll bet he’s smoking even more now 😂

[@fleckenfurz77]

@quox3987 Not only arrested but also tortured. Funny what? You LP fanboys really are the biggest propaganda victims on this planet.

[@hurrdurrherpderp3283]

It's even better after he got arrested a second time

[@stevethegeckotv]

This guy (not pig) is in my opinion, the type of person who would gaslight his family into believing his emotional abuse is good for them. This isn’t a debate. It’s a vatnik shouting over someone trying to have a discussion.

[@x0101234x]

-Stacks Deck in his favor -Sets the rules -Dictates the position of the opposition Still loses.

[@murkywateradminssions5219]

>gets invited to a debate >Realize the questions are more complicated than true or false >The debate is rigged >Moderator is the same guy that hosted the debate *>STILL WINS*

[@x0101234x]

@@murkywateradminssions5219 love to see it

[@Swagman12]

simply skill issue

[@murkywateradminssions5219]

@@Swagman12 Lira has a severe lack of skill in general lol

[@DrMario-]

Sounds like a Yugioh episode where Yugi still wins against impossible odds.

[@britishbiscuitslizardwitht8312]

Can we talk about this quote "You gonna keep squealing" "Yeah, I'm a pig, oink bitch" This is a perfect quote to sum up the entire interview

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

Lazerpigs later video explains it pretty well. Gonzalo Lira used ad hominems thinking it would trigger LP, but anyone who has seen LPs videos knows he's well past that point, so he just fell back on self deprecating humor as always, and that kept triggering GL so he kept upping the ante. This wasn't a debate. It was a roadrunner sketch, and GL was playing the role of the coyote.

[@JosephKano]

I woke my wife up laughing at that one, was fantastic. "Oink, Bitch!"

[@kaiserlowa]

@@thespanishinquisition4078 Someone needs to animate this and give it to LP.

[@Cdre_Satori]

Yeah, you know I like inteligent debates and civil discourse. I don't think YT suggestion algorithm knows the difference yet.

[@daviddunn9469]

Imagining lazerlamma rn: "Yeah, I'm a llama. Spit, bitch."

[@BigBobster86]

1:07:45 "Die painfully". Lira got Uno reversed on.

[@goldholz]

Never mess with the pig

[@nihilistlivesmatter]

Lira's brain died a couple of years before his body

[@Randomusername56782]

The chicken in black.

[@Psykomancer]

GL - "I care so much about the ukranian people" LP - "Would you join me in singing the Ukranian anthem?" GL - "NEXT QUESTION!"

[@gordonkerry9320]

If that wasnt telling moment then I dont know what was.

[@LTV746]

Lazerpig for the win

[@trainman7004]

I read the GL as girls love for a moment

[@eXecu7or]

@@trainman7004 i read it as Grenade Launcher

[@Wulfen73]

He cares so much he was caught spying on them for Russia

[@Crimsonking741]

“I’m a pig. Oink bitch” has got to be the most testosterone fueled badass response to that question imaginable

[@TheGallantDrake]

In the words of the Pig himself: he knows who he is, and Lira had nothing to say that could hurt him.

[@JosephKano]

Battle cry!

[@ropo788]

Strait facts

[@ukmayhemproductions]

yes just yes XD

[@ghostdog0424]

Fueled by the four elements: Fire, Water, Gay, and Armored Warfare

[@TheColombianSpartan]

"Yeah, i'm a pig, oink bitch" You just _cannot_ insult this man. He is immune

[@wol06fi89]

The post mortem in the title hits quite different now

[@lukeamato423]

😆

[@n.a.4292]

Gonzalo Lira's debating skill level: >Iranian Tribunal

[@youtubeuser1993]

[@d0mram-02]

Nah this on the level of Romania's tribunal against Ceausescu.

[@aregularperson7573]

@@d0mram-02 nah the Iraqi information minster

[@nos9784]

You put the "smaller than" symbol in the wrong way. I think. Or I didn't get the joke.

[@pabis6817]

Like I said on his dumbass channel this was like watching a struggle session inside Gonzalo lira’s own head.

[@joeyhamilton6854]

“The US is the only NATO Country producing shells… the Bradley is worse than a hummer” god this is pure copium

[@electrohalo8798]

It’s also pure entertainment, need something to replace the Bradley wars in shear stupidity it becomes entertainment

[@graceliu8839]

So there’s no panick in the mobik camp? Every major non-NATO ally can work. And if the Bradley is a Jeep, then sending 3000 more cannot possibly escalate the situation~

[@murphy7801]

funny thing is I think Spain makes more shells than the USA.

[@tomstratman9977]

@@murphy7801 are you talking about that one Spanish company that has like $800 million worth of production capacity? Because once that kicks into gear oh god it’s gonna be like 1916

[@jerryalbus1492]

The last time they were the only producing nation in a war, a certain eastern nation literally got outnumbered 40:1 with SHIPS. Hell, even in ground US is out producing the USSR with tanks. Outproducing, and outdesigning

[@DenisWeasel]

Welcome to the SBU basement comrade Gonzalo

[@benoitbvg2888]

LOL. He did not like the SBU basement.

[@JimmyEatDirt]

🦀 Lira is gone 🦀

[@christopheralejandromezapa8934]

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦞

[@Dasycottus]

I wouldn't count on it. The dude's assassination by the SBU was announced a solid year ago. He wasn't dead then :(

[@benoitbvg2888]

@@Dasycottus Pretty much confirmed by everyone, including his family.

[@fatchins9126]

i mean i didnt like the guy but cheering for his death? thats a yikes from me

[@cgallegos2106]

@@DasycottusHe died from medical complications in prison. He was an anti-vaccine person who got long term Covid and pneumonia while in prison.

[@Randomstuffs261]

*Define "Evil"* -Evil is The opposite of Good *Define "good"* -Good is The opposite of Evil ... I don't want to live in this world anymore

[@Vulcano7965]

I would have ended the "debate" right there. That is no ground to debate, it's a bottomless pit.

[@Randomstuffs261]

@@Vulcano7965 The "what kind of tree would you be" makes it worth it though.

[@otakonjunkie]

Evil is a duck.

[@gdbalck]

@@otakonjunkie Quack quack mofo!

[@darnit1944]

This is called circular reasoning fallacy. Basically one of the most basic error to avoid in ANY and EVERY argument.

[@fehzorz]

42:26 "I was literally 3 blocks away from the presidential palace in Kyiv, so I can say unequivocally that [the idea there were attempts on Zelenskyy] is just bullshit" "He wasn't at the presidential palace though" "I don't need to have been there to have known" One of the fastest argument 180s I've ever seen.

[@marshaltito7232]

I have actually spent much times a few blocks away from the presidential palace in Kyiv. I don't give a flying fuck what this asshole says, dropping bombs on innocent people makes them them the bad guys every time.

[@Goerge-lu3ok]

@@marshaltito7232 the dude said in 26 of february that russian is going to take over ukraine and that the west encouraged ukraine to poke russia and then dumped them without giving any military help and that they will not give any help in the future. The same dude says now that the west is prolonging the suffering of ukranians by giving military help. He is such an emotional guy. He literally hates ukraine for some reason

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

You're a great writer of twisted fiction

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

How many Ukies have you killed by leading them to their deaths???

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

@@Goerge-lu3ok How many Ukies have you killed by leading them to their deaths???

[@GabelhelmSogarbraten]

I love how Mr Gorgonzola claims to have the deepest insights into military matters while the only role he could effectively play in a military would be as a counterweight to a bridge laying vehicle Lazerpig on the other hand would not be a counterweight but a fabulous counterweight with the included function to turn inserted alcohol into karaoke

[@elgatto3133]

this fucking guy actually said the UNITED STATES doesn't have INDUSTRIAL CAPACITY FOR ARMS PRODUCTION!?!?!??!?!?!

[@TankswillRule]

Bruh Texas has more guns than the entire world 😂

[@davidradtke160]

I’m pretty sure weapons are almost the only thing we still manufacture any more….

[@mikeontheradio248]

I belive i read a comment in reddit that said "After a while you can hear lazerpig busting out another wine bottle sincr he knew this was going to be a loong shitshow"

[@AnimarchyHistory]

Oh you can. Multiple times.

[@SeanOReilly44]

Sure he posted a image of his sink wash board covered in the amount of bottles of wine he had to go through XD

[@justindieterich1773]

I mean how many bottles did this guy go through in his previous video on him?

[@adenkyramud5005]

@@justindieterich1773 yes. The Answer is yes.

[@blackhawk15897]

@@SeanOReilly44 IIRC, it was 1 cup of tea, 5 bottles of wine, 1 bottle of Vodka, 1/2 a bottle of whiskey, and a 2-liter bottle of Coca Cola. The man has the patience of a saint and the alcohol tolerance of a Greek god.

[@SynchronizorVideos]

Lazerpig had a lot of great moments in this dumpster fire of a “debate”, but I think my favorite is “Honey, I’m Scottish; level up those insults, PLEASE”. Dude’s a legend for hanging in as long as he did and still remaining coherent and entertaining despite the insane levels of both alcohol and bullshit.

[@13thmistral]

I think his actual greatest thing is seeing way before i did what the guys actual plan was on several occasions. Lazerpig did see when Gonzalo wanted him to ragequit and also saw the carrot that was the attempt at a discussion about the Bradley Fighting Vehicle for what it was: a distraction. I legit think that's just quite General Badass. Just rewatch, Lazerpig was not even joking, it were legit attempts of the guy wanting a victory.

[@exsappermadman25055]

Alcohol and bullshit is currency in Scotland...Dude is a legend!...

[@ethanwatt-dz3xq]

“Therefore evil is a duck” Lmfao

[@WeaponizedAutismiii]

Recent events make this "debate" funnier

[@reecelongden3500]

Finding out that the SBU actually took this asshole down was absolutely hilarious. Slava Ukraini!

[@benoitbvg2888]

Even more recent (well, okay, it's 3 weeks old now) events makes this "debate" even funnier.

[@RG001100]

Lazerpig: "So..." Lira: "You don't wanna answer the question because you know I'm right!". Lazerpig: "are you going to let me talk?" Lira: "I won't interrupt you." Lazerpig: ... Lira: ... Lazerpig: ... Lira: ... Lazerpig: "So..." Lira: "You don't wanna answer the question because you know I'm right!"

[@SomeGuy-hb7kj]

Tldr of that shitshow of a "debate"

[@saulkid7232]

Timestamp?

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

@@saulkid7232 imagine simping for a washed up voice actor??🤣🤣

[@RG001100]

It’s not a direct transcript of the conversation.

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

​@@RG001100 Surprise surprise, it's censored!? 🐑🐑🐑🐑

[@Kushkitten420]

we need to start a gofundme for LazerPig so we can afford to get him enough alcohol to forget this ever happened. LMFAO

[@florenshoff421]

And food, dont forget food, because apparentely all of britain has none…?

[@Linki8uu]

I think his liver would have to fail 3 times over to fully forget this shitshow

[@cockatoo010]

He has a Patreon Go support him!

[@kranzonguam]

👍🏼🤣👍🏼🤣

[@benoitbvg2888]

Currently in talk with the French government so they release some of their strategic wine reserve for Le Cochon Lazer.

[@fletcherw32]

I've never watched a man dig his own grave so succinctly, Gonzalo didn't seem to understand the very real danger he was putting himself in. Though with how he chain smoked, perhaps he did.

[@DaftSorcerer]

>Post Mortem lmao, even

[@luminous6520]

We need a round table with Lazerpig, Animarchy, and Perun.

[@trainboi777yall6]

That would be chaos

[@michaeldalton9826]

Oh god yes! I would be there for that! Especially if it's a drunk stream

[@ag7898]

I would watch the living shit out of that... on all three channels so they get views on it.

[@jameswhite153]

YES, someone please get it done.

[@FixedGearFox]

Throw Hypohystericalhistory in and it might shatter space-time. Im all for it.

[@Foreign0817]

That debate almost gave me an aneurysm. 💀

[@AWMJoeyjoejoe]

Almost? You got lucky.

[@lordulberthellblaze6509]

Can you even call it that. Stalin's show trials were probably more civil than Lira

[@Spacey_key]

I feel much, much dumber after watching 50 minutes of this

[@j0246]

Bruh, I was close to having mental breakdown due to how dense Lira is Jesus Christ Put this man in Jail for Treason if he does live in Ukraine

[@Foreign0817]

@@j0246 Some people are saying he's actually in Denmark. Would be funny if he was. 😅

[@whalelord9641]

I wondered why Lazerpig and the rest of the group were celebrating that Gonzalo got arrested. Now I get it.

[@Rustin_Peace19]

What did he get arrested for? I’ve seen multiple people talk about it.

[@yourenotfunnybot]

​​@@Rustin_Peace19for charges related to warcrime propaganda from what I could find

[@joshuaanderson1712]

@@yourenotfunnybot I think also because he didn't leave the country like they asked the second time they caught him trying to 'spy'.

[@davidradtke160]

Yup….and he died in jail from pneumonia.

[@nw42]

I came in with no expectations, and Gonzalo spectacularly failed to meet them. I feel like he’s a symptom of how cable news has twisted the concept of “debate” into a shouting match where only one person holds the microphone. Sadly, although he’s clearly marinating in that culture, he doesn’t seem to understand the very basics: it only works with a tight timeslot, and it only works when _only one person holds the microphone._

[@MrRjh63]

Nah he is a relic of the old Internet Bloodsport days where you just screamed accusations at each other for hours while ppl in chats laughed and fanboyed. Tho even back then he tended to get crushed so im not sure why he still tries that format.

[@RichardHuffman]

Gonzalo Lira is quite a good example of unwarranted self-importance. This wasn't a debate, this was Lira trying to impress his chat.

[@dy031101]

This guy is so obviously kissing Russia's backside that he is deliberately twisting every protest against mismanagements in the West into either an inherent inferiority of the West against Russia or a punishment from Russia against the West. I am personally an Euroskeptic, and watching Gonzalo trying to pose himself as one just hurts my brain so much.

[@feastguy101]

He’s a con man. Kraut made an excellent video about him way back when.

[@petrusk842]

I wish the chat was visible for documentation purposes. Those who watched live said it was 3.5 hours of the most antisemitic, homophobic comments they've ever seen.

[@mr.pissshivers]

Gonzalo screams fully committed communist through and through

[@Registered_Simp]

@@petrusk842 I'll second that. The copium was so thick you could cut it

[@GrumpyIan]

"I'm a pig. Oink bitch.". That was the equivalent of a mike drop.

[@DerArbeitsloswHaiderIX]

Rip Mike 2023-2023

[@speedman69420]

@@DerArbeitsloswHaiderIX sorry to correct you guys but its mic this isnt meant as a insult

[@Linki8uu]

@@speedman69420 the replier knows that’s why he said rip

[@speedman69420]

@@DerArbeitsloswHaiderIX he is gone but not forgotten

[@fleckenfurz77]

Nah. It is an admission that he is a drunken pig regurgitating Ukrainian fascist propaganda.

[@avpguy11]

RIP Gonzalo Lira. I hope he finally discovered what kind of tree he would be.

[@3b106]

Dialog tree with all these yes/no questions

[@ficklefingeroffate]

Karma caught up with and stomped Mr Lira.

[@FirstnameLastname-my7bz]

Wrong.

[@ollanius_papyrus80]

“Chat is asking, you’re gay, right?” There are a laundry list of things you can make fun of lazerpig for, many being valid criticisms. Being gay is not one of them.

[@ecyor0]

Imagine coming in to debate Lazerpig and thinking "chat says you're gay" is a dunk, as if "loud, drunk, cussing, gay Scotsman" isn't his entire brand.

[@mrcmoes]

The akward silence after LP casualy responded with "yes" was filled with my laughter.

[@6Six6Six6Bruh]

@@ecyor0 seriously, we love our femboy pig

[@kaiserlowa]

@@ecyor0 I mean that's kinda awesome actually... How is that a bad thing?

[@TheGallantDrake]

@@kaiserlowaI think the implication here is that Lira is the kind of person who uses “gay” as an insult, and was completely unprepared for someone who uses it as a part of their persona.

[@ecyor0]

"I could make some serious socioeconomic changes down here in Australia if I had access to a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier." Finally, an economic policy I can believe in.

[@rider4440]

Its like me saying i could change my school system with an m1126 stryker xD, if only gmls or the army would let me buy one hehe

[@LTV746]

“GET THE BOATS” haha but screw the LNP

[@varoth]

The guy is so great debater, even SBU wanted to have a talk with him XD

[@SmallPotato2313]

Well he couldnt kick them out of the debate when he started losing so...

[@emperorkane317]

Lira makes Vaush look like a respectable and chivalrous debator

[@kobeh6185]

"Answer the question, is the US and NATO and Ukraine winning the war against Russia??" LazerPig: "well ukraine has captured over 70% of the la-" "You live in your moms basement right" Its like talking to a crackhead

[@flamerider6486]

Lazerpig: I don't know, let me check. MOTHER!!!

[@vitaliitomas8121]

MOTHER, I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!

[@ottersirotten4290]

Wished someone asked Lazerpig about his Vaxxination Status. Ive got the Impression that those who are completely on Board with the promoted Ukraine Narrative are the roughly the same who were completely on Board with the Covid Narrative. Youll have a hard Time finding any "I stand with Ukraine" Guy, who isnt vaxxed multiple Times, change my Mind.

[@kobeh6185]

@otter sir otten evidence is fairly clear (even with the dubious numerical effectiveness of the vaccines) that having the vaccine reduces your likelihood of getting covid despite exposure, reduces your symptoms and level of danger from covid if you have it (especially if you have other health complications), and reduces the rate of transmission. Now we can argue whether it's 90% or 45% effective, but it's clear that being vaccinated is fairly helpful, especially if you have something like a respiratory problem. That's not something that can be denied. What also can't be denied is that Russia is controlled by a man whose favorite philosopher is a fascist, and has a nasty habit of violating sovereignty of nations, human rights abuses, and quasi-fascistic behaviors like censorship and disarmament of civilians. Ukraine is obviously not a perfect country, the west clearly reaped what it sowed by helping along the ukrainian revolution and coup, but ultimately the people of Ukraine do not deserve this. They wanted freedom, and Russia does not want them to have it. They have been under Moscows thumb for over a century. Fuck Russia's sphere of influence, what did they do with it in all this time? No wonder a bunch of people don't want to be a part of it, it's not rocket surgery. You can call it like it is, a western sponsored coup in Ukraine, but how is that even at all surprising with how awful Ukrainian leadership pre 2014 was for the nation.

[@ottersirotten4290]

@@kobeh6185 Well thanks for completely supporting my Point :D A Shame that youre Wall of Text was auto deleted but it boiled down to "Im pro Vaxx and Im pro Ukraine" anyway, so exactly what I stated about you current thing supporters. PS: go get another Booster^^

[@thebadshave503]

Declaring that whoever leaves the chat lost and then kicking the person humiliating you from chat is the most Putin move Lira could come up with.

[@TrinityCore60]

Maybe that’s why he was arrested.

[@fleckenfurz77]

​@@TrinityCore60 It is probably most likely because Ukraine has become an unjust state and has a fascist puppet government.

[@Nightdare]

@@TrinityCore60 And lost all his supporters (save a few zealots)

[@ShornDunlevy]

Sadly, Gonzalo Lira has now, by his own logic, 'left the chat' permanently. Whatever we might personally feel about how GL, we need to ensure a vigorous and open investigation into the circumstances of his death.

[@RaidDK]

He literally said he had lung cancer - and he was smoking 2 packs a day.

[@hawker7488]

Anyone here after Lira dropped dead?

[@kaymoller1553]

Sure Do

[@noco7243]

1:07:42 In the business we call that foreshadowing.

[@lukeamato423]

Lol

[@DrMario-]

That debate was the equivalent of me as a 6 year old trying to explain to my parents why I shouldn’t do chores and why I should stay inside on my PS2, failing horribly all the while. I sure Hope Lazerpig didn’t lose 10 years off his lifespan from this… well whatever you would call that shitshow of a debate.

[@TheEDFLegacy]

Nah. He's fine. That's why he was drinking _whine..._ 😅 Good for drowning out incoherent rambling of a Russian propagandist.

[@Strettger]

The only loser here was Lazerpigs wine cellar as best as I can tell.

[@guywholikesplanes]

@@Strettger Nah man, that cellar became a martyr.

[@nukclear2741]

Destiny was the smartest guy in the whole thing. Left as soon as he realized it was not a debate.

[@armorhide406]

@@nukclear2741 Lazerpig was a champ though for managing to piss off Lira without being rude

[@ned4556]

Gonzalo should be on russian state tv. He fits exactly with level of discussion, and quality of arguments. I find it marvelous that there are so brainwashed vatniks outside russia.

[@artnull13]

He’s paid well, the Ruzzian state media is well financed. In 2021 it was 1.5 billion USD in 2022 4.3 billion USD.

[@Luey_Luey]

he has indeed been on RT before

[@jgreen802]

They used one of his clips in a propaganda video early in the war. The hotel he was staying at in Kyiv threw him out because of it and later he received a visit from the SBU. If the "Zelensky regime" was as bad as he claims they would've deported him or worse, but they allowed him to stay in Ukraine and continue making his brain dead videos. I seriously doubt Russia would've been nearly as understanding if someone were to do the same thing there.

[@MrEd8846]

He was. Same with a few people he does talks with

[@kameronjones7139]

@@jgreen802 yup in Russia he would have been thrown out a window

[@moseszero3281]

OMFG... I've had more coherent debates with creationists and flat earthers. Mad respect for Lazerpig for sitting through this insanity.

[@billwill7383]

You out lived him. Lazer pig wins.

[@tonlito22]

It is frankly infuriating to hear Gonzalo Lira, formerly Coach Red Pill, attempt to argue from a moral standpoint and declare himself the arbiter of good and evil. And to claim to love the Ukranian people and nation while throwing out propaganda from their vile enemies and referring to their legitimate government solely as 'the Zelensky regime'. Lira began visiting Ukraine in 2012 for the same reason grotesque failed men visit poor nations all over the world: he was a sex tourist. He came stay after the 2014 invasion not for love but to take advantage of a nation in turmoil. I called him a dog in his own comments but that was wrong, he's something between a vulture and a hyena come to a dying beast hoping to chew what flesh was left on the bones. Then, last year, when Russia broke the peace in Europe and invaded her neighbor, he joined with them, freelancing propaganda with a mind to a job in the inevitable post Russian victory regime. He fled Karkhov when it was clear his patrons had been defeated. This is the reason he is so angry: the beast he thought dead, that he could pick the corpse of, was in point of fact a wounded lion. And that lion has claws.

[@Cpt.BEARDless]

How the fuck dare you insult Vultures and Hyenas like that. Youre crusing.

[@zachw4947]

His tone completely changed when Lazer Pig dropped his old avatar name CRP. LOL id just tell him to go back to hanging out with Ethan Ralph

[@Palemagpie]

In defence of vultures. They actually furfill a vital role in their ecosystem. They stop the spread of disease and fertilize the environment. I'd say it's more accurate to think of him as a parasite. Even if, much like a vulture. The dude was full of crap.

[@definitelynotakgbagent6612]

Could I get some information on this?

[@joshuayung5158]

@@definitelynotakgbagent6612 look up the terms "Gonzalo Lira" and "coach red pill" and there should be plenty. The kind of insufferable loser who no one can stand in their home country so they move to an economically depressed nation where you can wave around a few benjamins and live like a king. I'm not surprised to hear him associated with Ethan Ralph (another odious individual), though I'm surprised to hear they had a falling out. Must have been tough competition in the vocal internet sex pest niche.

[@robertsullivan4172]

You skipped some great moment to call Liara out on his fake love for Ukrainians. 1. When he said he can't speak ukrainian despite living there on and off for 10 years. 2. When he heard a "air raid siren" he said he wanted ukraine to get rid of them cause "they're just going to die anyway. The siren won't make a difference."

[@Destroyer_V0]

That last one... yeaaah. Clearly he was living there more OFF, than on. Just so happened to holiday there in 2016 for 5 days, then another 5 days in 2021 in crimea or something.

[@robertsullivan4172]

@@Destroyer_V0 I know. I'm amazed lazerpig didn't call him out on that one more. Like oh you care but you don't want them to try and prevent them dying from strikes. Sure thing the fucking liar.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

Ten years without learning the language. I hope he knows Russian at least. It's almost impressive

[@purplefood1]

@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 It really is, 10 years without even learning the language is impressive.

[@Novacane392]

@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 he doesn’t know Russian as well.And you doomed in Ukraine if you don’t know Russian/Ukrainian.

[@artembiyun423]

lmao he definitely needs a post mortem now

[@darthbieber293]

48:38 the Bradley bit is funnier now that one destroyed a T-90 lmao

[@finalMadfox]

I like when LazerPig was done with the debate, Gonzalo had his friends join and basically cope again

[@ekulzonum]

Done in the sense that Gonzalo told LP to "die painfully" then kicked him from the call

[@pepsitruther67]

Wait really? ☠️ I stopped watching after he kicked our boy and started promoting his next livestream.

[@finalMadfox]

@@pepsitruther67 He called a guy named MOD and Mr New Atlantis, and just started coping

[@pepsitruther67]

@@finalMadfox I love how he just went back into his echo chamber after leaving for two hours to yell pathetic insults. It’s a fitting end to the story

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

What, like you're doing now?

[@idontliketheantichrist]

Laser Pig"Did Cuba and America go to war?" Lira "They came close in 1962, the question is why?" Lase Pig"I asked IF they went to war." Lira"You're avoiding the question" Sounds like Lira was avoiding the question

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

''If you can't afford a war, don't have one''???🤔

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

Ever heard of ''the bay of pigs''??

[@brennanleadbetter9708]

He was. They didn’t go to war.

[@alexandermackie7621]

@@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima Not a war, and thank you for your advertisement. :)

[@xXFlameHaze92Xx]

it's idiotic answer a questions with another question

[@MadnerKami]

As a German I can say: We're having between 2 and 5% unemployment rates since 2018, all the way through BrExit, CoViD, Post-CoViD and this unwarrented agression by Russia against the world and Ukraine in particular. Worst thing that happened to us in the last ten years? Toilet-paper shortages during CoViD, which were largely caused by panic-buyouts and supply-chain issues due to CoViD. We managed to raise an LNG-terminal to substitute the lack of supply from Russia within a matter of months. We're doing fine and our largest problem right now is people growing too old and not having enough children or immigrants to compensate and this his absolutely nothing at all whatsoever to do with anything going on in the world.

[@randomnoobfan2542]

Gonzalo got rolled and it was not even ten seconds in. Laserpig's got the patience of a saint. A Saint, I say!

[@mosquito4581]

​Gonzalo ain't just a clown, or the Circus, he is the entire damn comedy industry

[@darnit1944]

And not even funny either. The only funny thing about him is probably the fact that i mention this joke

[@madensmith7014]

Don't insult the comedy industry

[@hourlardnsaver362]

Nah. Comedy is funny.

[@mosquito4581]

@@madensmith7014 touche

[@mosquito4581]

@@hourlardnsaver362 fair enough

[@zigzagzipbag6561]

Lira: "Everyone will he looking at this broadcast and say 'Wow, this guy doesn't want to answer questions'." Everyone: "Wow, thank god Lazerpig isn't demeaning himself by taking those questions seriously"

[@cookiecraze1310]

He made a mass effect question tree, not proper prompters for a debate. The fact he thought that this would discredit Lazerpig is fucking comical.

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

@@cookiecraze1310 It did discredit the pig but you cannott win an argument with a fool....so...erm..go figure

[@cookiecraze1310]

@@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima he discredited someone by pointing and screaming at the top of his lungs "HE'S EVIL! HE WANTS CIVILIANS TO DIE AND IS A WARMONGER! I (a sex tourist who stayed in Ukraine to exploit it's political situation for money) AM THE ULTIMATE MORALE DECIDER AND SAY THAT EVIL IS NOT IMMEDIATELY ROLLING OVER TO AN INVADING FORCE!". He says that the only morale decision is to allow Russia to win and take over Ukraine (despite most Ukrainians saying they wanted to continue fighting once polled) because that means less people will die. He didn't bring up a single actual point and just asked him to either agree with his lies or be evil.

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

@@cookiecraze1310 oh look; 2 cheap comments for the price of 1

[@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima]

@@cookiecraze1310 I didn't read past the 1st few lines of simping OK? bye...

[@stevenvanhoorick1907]

Incel in cell

[@widescreennavel]

nice!!

[@anthonyniemiec9409]

2:10 Provoking Putin into invading Ukraine. This is the same logic as blaming rape victims for provoking their attacker.

[@herbertschulz4313]

I think that vendiagramm ist just a circle.

[@WeaponizedAutismiii]

I mean. His definition of good and evil is a circle too

[@xXFlameHaze92Xx]

wow from a guy who is an advocate of the manosphere.... who will ever know

[@fleckenfurz77]

So, killing over 14000 ethnic Russians in eastern Ukraine since 2014, you wouldn't call that an invitation? You fascist Ukrainians are really not to be taken seriously anymore!

[@tomasgutierrez6954]

Gonzalo Lira is a fellow countryman of mine. As a Chilean, i’m embarassed and sorry that we could produce such a devoted Vatnik in Chief.

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

All nationalities have at least 1 utter crazy man. Well except maybe Andorra but that's only because their population is in the double digits. No need to be ashamed, my friend. And hey, look at it on the bright side... At least you're not russian.

[@therealgeneralMacArthur]

@@thespanishinquisition4078 Andorra has the crackhead migrant outside my local 7/11 who keeps rambling on about ancient alien civilisations. Lichtenstein maybe?

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

@@therealgeneralMacArthur I happen to know an absolutist from Lichtenstein, so no dice there. (Absolutists are people who claim we should go back to the late medieval system of government by absolute monarch with feudal inheritance, in summary... If you think that's the craziest bumch around, there's also Ultraabsolutists, I've seen those, you can find them in Portugal, Spain and specially France.) But good news I think I finally found a country with no NATIVE wackos left alive. (People living there is a different issue tho.) The Vatican. How did they accomplish this feat? Well there's literally no natives left. Due to Catholic regulations and just how small the country is they're literally 100% migrants. So can't birth any weirdos if you have no births at all!

[@joeblow9657]

He's more of an American of Chilean descent

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

I'm sorry idiots like him speak so loudly. I hope the majority are just quite and suppressed. I hope their a day that corruption is just history. Goodluck out their and if you must choose between morals and life remember surviving is not living and the choice you make is for those you care about. Not yourself.

[@kloothommel6569]

I wonder if Gonzalo's tragic untimely demise was anything like the death he whissed upon lazer pig in the end. Anyway...

[@maybe6536]

Nothing beats the “dont raise your voice at me young man” 😂

[@skoldmo762]

Russia: "Ukraine used to be part of russia and there for its justified" Mongolia: "Give up russia to us as we used to rule you"

[@ScorpionViper1001]

Mongolia, when possessed by the spirit of Temujin: *Iron Man riff begins playing* Awesome Loona pic, btw.

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@ScorpionViper1001 The ground starts shaking in the Kremlin. Putin asks, "What the hell is that?!" He looks out the window to see the Hu roaring by his house, blasting AK-12s they stole from dead Russian Spetsnaz troopers they overran at Kalka River while singing Wolf Totem as loudly as they can manage. As Putin watches, the guards out front are riddled with precise 7.62 rounds and slump over. A rider dismounts, snatches away the guard's rifle and ammunition, and then hops back on her bike and roars away before the rest of the security force can arrive, laughing as shots whizz past her head. Putin curses and orders armored pursuit. His generals inform him the Mongolians have stolen the fuel. He demands infantry pursuit. His generals inform him the infantry is far too slow to catch the riders. He demands the riders be identified. His generals tell him they must have been Mongolians. He asks why. His generals answer, "Who else would shout 'For the Khan!' in a drive-by?"

[@attilamarics3374]

@@ladywaffle2210 When did Putin or any Russian official said this conflict is because Ukraine was a part of Russia?

[@kyosokutai]

@@attilamarics3374 Every day for the last eight months. Among other choice reasons bordering on fanciful to delusional.

[@attilamarics3374]

@@kyosokutai Thats not true. I guess you have sources and quotes.

[@Ally5141]

Imagine calling a vehicle that has more tank kills than pretty much any other vehicle in use "just a jeep"

[@loyaljokster3371]

He's the same guy that says Lazerpig was evil for supporting Ukraine defending its sovereignty. That the deaths of Ukrainians are his fault, and not the Russian invaders.

[@ebperformance8436]

The chain smoking toad was a joke.

[@Leitis_Fella]

Lira got fucking arrested today. Lul

[@zacharykelly7926]

The way Gonzalo talks about the war using terms like Zelensky Regime instead of Ukraine leads me to think that he thinks the war is a civil war.

[@statisticalpfplayer5962]

Lets not forget about Destiny in this "debate" Him leaving early made him the true winner, saving him his brain cells

[@firestarteronyoutube5542]

his ending line "well i'm a loser for joining this call" was gold

[@georgeviney9360]

And lazer pig stayed because he knew he had brain cells to spare

[@ghostdog0424]

You say that as of Lazerpig wouldn’t have lost the brain cells anyway due to blood alcohol toxicity lol. He didn’t come to win, he came because fuck it

[@georgeviney9360]

@@ghostdog0424 yea that seams like something like him would do

[@GrumpyIan]

The alcohol and Scottish spirit in Lazerpig's body is protecting him.

[@kilianhzh]

Tankie: WHAT IS 1+1? FIVE OR SEVENTYSIX? LP: neither. 1+1 equals TWO Tankie: WRONG IT IS ONE OF THE BEFORE MENTIONED ANSWERS. YOU MUST PICK ONE OR THE OTHER. LP: But both of them are wrong. The correct answer is two.

[@xXFlameHaze92Xx]

i never see a tankie who also publicaly despites communism, it's related to the Patriotic Union, a literal STALINIST party on Chile, who is also anti-feminist, pro-incel, anti-lgbt and fucking loves augusto pinochet. Gustavo lira is literally one of the most disonance cognitive people i ever heard

[@comradejoe757]

Not a tankie, a vatnik I assume

[@SymbioteMullet]

There are four lights!

[@LiLMacK242]

That “Jeep” took down a t-90

[@sa80slayer85]

5/4/2023 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…WE GOT HIM!

[@AKKK1182]

This "man" truly tried to "debate" with "Yes or no answers ONLY! Does your mom know you're gay?" questions. Many such cases, sad.

[@robertharris6092]

"Im bi" "So youre gay"

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@robertharris6092 It's great fun to tell people that say things like that "Yes, I'm a transfemme bisexual lesbian" and watch their minds melt. It confuses a few of my fellow gays badly enough that I have to explain it to them, and they know what each of those things are; I'm convinced I have pending manslaughter charges from telling that to people like Lira.

[@Kaebuki]

@@ladywaffle2210I’m confused, how can you be bisexual and lesbian at the same time? Isn’t it just bisexual?

[@NerfCrafter55]

"US and NATO don't produce enough artilery shells" Romania opening it's third plant:🌝

[@ScorpionViper1001]

*Arsenal of Democracy starts charging up.*: Ka....me...ha...me....

[@gregorteply9034]

War=profit 🤑

[@bluestormpony]

@@gregorteply9034 cocaine parties at military contracter CEO mansions in full swing

[@ettibbet5493]

​@@ScorpionViper1001 is it a 70 day focus?

[@Perce1ver]

I am Ukrainian and I just want to say how I am glad that you guys are doing this. Please keep it up. When I see such content it makes me confident that truth will prevail no matter what. Glory to Ukraine!

[@thatoneguy-yeshim]

Laser pig is a very soft-spoken guy in this and I feel bad he had to do this.

[@ferrous3262]

I would feel bad for him he like M 3 N

[@SP-sy5nq]

A family of ethnic Russian-Ukrainian refugees stayed in our house for a week while they found housing and jobs. They checked the news often, worried about their families in Zaporizhzhia. For a people supposedly targeted by Ukraine, they seemed very, VERY concerned about what was happening back home. I would be shouting from the rooftops if I were being persecuted by my country, but they spoke of nothing like that. It was clear the Russian shells blasting apart their city was the cause of their flight, not ethnic cleansing. They are secure and have their own place now, I’m glad I could give up my room to these selfless, generous and wonderful people even for just a week.

[@Yellowpikachu1]

chad

[@lolcatize12]

@AMechanicalSoul As someone from Russia, id like to add an amendment : Russia is just bs

[@attilamarics3374]

@AMechanicalSoul Thats not really a rebuke of the Russian talking points thou. We have also jews that say there werent a holocaust. Does that make it true? Its a fallacy what you are doing here. You cna be a Ukranian that live sin these regions also. Deniz is a known liar. Makes a lot of videos squeezing youtube money out. Your points are nonsensical. Not to mention we have 8 years of news coverage of the Ukranian nazi problem. What happend with that if you are right? We had news coverage of the greek diaspora in that region telling that they are intimidated etc. Its a common problem in Ukraine. I despise pro-ukranians. I look down on you guys. You are a nazi sympathizer that looks for every possible excuse to support them. You would be an SS officier in the 3rd reich.

[@Zz_Mike-Hawk_zZ]

@AMechanicalSoul This logic is just stupid, let me remind you that cases like this have existed forever: Francisco Franco was galician, what did he do? He suppressed galician culture and Identity, Stalin was georgian etc. Does Zelensky feel Russian? No. Zelensky has been in power for a while now, has he made an attempt to change the language law removing official status of the Russian language in Russian majority regions? No. Zelensky himself is not a Nzi, however the rest of the country(not all of it obviusly) has Nzi ideals,and Zelensky doesn't do nothing about it. The fact that a Nzi is considered a national hero in Ukraine (Stepan Bandera) and has hundreds of statues across the country as well as streets named after him, just look up stepan bandera on google maps. Also those youtubers are a minority in their territory and want their voices to be heard as they take it on a personal level. Saying that Crimea/Donbass isn't Pro-Russia is bs

[@worldspam5682]

@AMechanicalSoul almost all our gov speak rusian and they all didn`t even hide it before 2014. Even right, far-right and the ones that rusia claims as `nazis` organizations mostly are from rusian-speaking regions.

[@brianv1988]

You could tell how nervous and mad he was getting even just looking at how many cigarettes and how fast he was smoking dude's been brainwashed so much that he actually believes the diarrhea that's coming out of his mouth😅

[@weifanglai3090]

Its okay guys Lira is dead

[@Trigger0x10c]

"Moscow supermarkets are certainly better stocked than UK or the Netherlands" can't speak for UK, but as a Russian I can say that this is absolutely false. Lived in Saint Petersburg, second biggest city in Russia, when the war hit we still had food on the shelves, but a lot of things went away/were replaced with more shit versions. The bigger problem was the lack of medicine, it was very hard to get your hands on anything that isn't manufactured in Russia (a large list of things, as it turns out) I moved to Groningen, a relatively small city in the Netherlands, even a small grocery store is fucking PACKED, heating is also not an issue. In the dorm where I'm staying I'd actually prefer to have less of it, because it gets pretty hot at times, that's during the winter btw. Some restaurants add a small charge for the electricity, but when they're transparent about it it's perfectly reasonable imo

[@tibbygaycat]

Tbh it seems nice to put an electricity charge on there as an explicit thing? Or interesting at least. Is it just adding a further percentage onto your billl basically, like sales tax?

[@Trigger0x10c]

@@tibbygaycat yeah that's what I think as well, I have no problem with getting that additional charge as long as I see what it is beforehand. I'm down to pay it, just don't hide it from me

[@PaulAngileri]

GL’s claims about food shortages in the UK, Netherlands, etc. are not even desperate cuz they’re so nakedly pathetic. I would not bother with taking any claim he makes seriously. This “debate” is part of a GL vanity project, and because he’s simping for Moscow. He went to Ukraine just to exist there in service of his wanting to be able to use that fact against interlocutors, that not only is he there but he sees it all up close and dangerous-like. And don’t ya know, there are hits out on him, as he claims. He’s a colossally unethical liar whose actions are diametrically opposite his stated beliefs.

[@jb03hf]

Having lived in Kazan from 2014 till about a month before the conflict the majority of supermarkets in Russia were amazingly sad compared to Canada. I can only image what happened when the war started and the sanctions began. I assume it would be like the start of COVID when everyone ran out rushed the places.

[@Trigger0x10c]

@@jb03hf In my experience it was less panic buying food and other stuff, and more panic buying foreign currencies. Anyone with the means to move to a different country would just buy as much as they could and leave. Other than that, the life came back to at least seeming normal alarmingly quickly. Like a month since the beginning you'd look outside and it's as if nothing even happened.