The Napoleon Total War Experience

[@anakinsimpwalker4095]

I love when Napoleon said "Artillerying time" and proceeded to Artillery all over Europe. Truly a history moment of all time.

[@sethgaston8347]

*Kenobi voice * NO ANAKIN!! You were the chosen one, you were supposed to destroy the CRINGE!! Not post it. 😔 IT’S OVER ANAKIN! That bullshit Morbius meme has been dead for MONTHS!!!! The cringe has blinded you.

[@Dino_Stan]

Morb heads still kickin it

[@musicloverandclassicalmusi698]

@@Dino_Stan indeed and it is tragic, thir cause is nothing but vain futility

[@AhkiDraco]

"My thugs are many, my bitches are none." -Napoleon, 1802

[@Dino_Stan]

A wise general

[@pragyank.5643]

“Look out goofballs, holy shit bro it’s like I’m bowling” Exact words of the midget Frenchman at the Battle of Lodi (visualised)

[@Dino_Stan]

Historical fact

[@Grenzdebilarr_Rentnason]

"My enemies are many, My equals are many. My enemies are my equals, my many are none. In the shade of olive trees, they said: "Nahhpoohleehon". In the land of pharaos and kings, they said: "Naahhhpoohhleehooohn". They fear thunder and death. A dealer in Snow. They fear many enemies, like olive trees and kings. I say, I'm conqured, I'm humbled, I'm tamed, I'm a dealer in Napoleon." - short coriscan man, c.a. 1815.

[@Dino_Stan]

Napoleon has lost it

[@user-nt4mu8xf7o]

Napoleon forgot to take his pills

[@Raven-yk7lg]

I had a stroke reading that but I still understand... why

[@alexion2001]

The fact the Lunchables bit is rooted in actual fact is so funny...for context, Napoleon said "an army marches on it's stomach" and pioneered a lot of modern logistics. Also the Jaiden Animations bit was so unexpected it had me rolling on the ground.

[@Dino_Stan]

We teach history in an abstract way here

[@Alfred_Leonhart]

It's funny to imagine Napoleon talking to his generals about Plants vs Zombie and them being like: "wtf is he talking about?"

[@Dino_Stan]

They'll get it in the future

[@depayss2428]

I love the moment when Napoleon said “it’s Napolin’ time” and Napoleoned all the way out from Europe, truly one of the person ever

[@Dino_Stan]

Truly

[@temblorjamesronald9427]

I am pissed that modern Historians never brought up that Marshal Dino Stan was the one who orchestrated the Liberation of Italy to retake his Gabagools

[@Dino_Stan]

Real heroes never see the limelight

[@decantabriaball938]

"We're not stealing any Jaiden animations artwork" Dinostan did infact loot the entire Jaiden animations artwork collection in the Infamous sack of Venice in November of 1796

[@Dino_Stan]

It was to preserve its beauty

[@xpqzl2551]

i love how historically it was super hard to invade britain and then he just sailed a whole army of thousands over on some shitty ass boat 7:28

[@Dino_Stan]

The British navy didn't stand a chance

[@peanutsplatoon9826]

Ngl that Napoleon jumpscare at the start made my timbers shiver

[@Dino_Stan]

2scary4me

[@heinzlilio4612]

Napoleon Total War has the most badass cinematic intro for a Total War game no this doesn't mean I'm gay for Napoleon what are ya'll on about

[@Dino_Stan]

If liking napoleon means I'm gay..

[@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod]

Holy shit Napoleon with that male pattern baldness at age 20.

[@Dino_Stan]

Norwood commander

[@4realm8rusirius]

Napoleon trolling all of Europe again

[@martintaylor1547]

Ah yes Waterloo, where Old Nosey got slam-dunked by a canon ball and napoleon ran head first into a wooden pike

[@Dino_Stan]

Who said war can't be silly

[@pp-wo1sd]

A little exploit with cannons : you set them to attack ground while shooting round shot , then switch to canister shot . They will be shooting canister shot at the range of round shot

[@emrecanarduc4378]

but wouldnt that be not effective ?

[@Dino_Stan]

Does it hit anything?

[@pp-wo1sd]

@@emrecanarduc4378 It's still more effective than round shot . Round shot is really bad in napoleon against everything but cavalry

[@pp-wo1sd]

@@Dino_Stan Gets more kills than shooting round shot at them , though it's nowhere near as accurate

[@ivvan497]

@@pp-wo1sd Canister doesn't kill outside of its range. Also, round shot is very effective. The problem is that formations are very thin and you are shoting at them from the front. If you were to shoot a formation 10 men deep a round shot will kill 10 men.

[@lestergreen7006]

napoleon would’ve made drill if he was alive today

[@Dino_Stan]

That's why he invaded England

[@xWallen]

"I'll send a check to your families" Napoleon did in fact not send any checks that day

[@Dino_Stan]

He was evil maxing

[@maxfisher3083]

Napoleon was truly a plants versus zombies and balloons tower defense gamer

[@Dino_Stan]

It's a historical fact

[@knunk5476]

Woke up this morning, broke the siege of Toulon, woke up this morning, cheated on my wife

[@space4166]

I cheated on my sister step sister wife husband and girlfriend today to

[@GarkKahn]

I love the part when the british said "it's moneying time" and proceed to throw coins at every country in europe except for france

[@Dino_Stan]

Bingo *coin hitting sound*

[@Mehow80]

Little known fact, Napoleon was a Corsican vampire and that stake was the only way to take him down.

[@Dino_Stan]

Thats true actually

[@fritzallegedly3648]

Shoutout to Napoleon's mom and Kraft Heinz, for single-handedly allowing the French Empire to change the course of human history. ✊

[@Dino_Stan]

Truly inspirational

[@sudburp9141]

This is truly the moment when Dino Stan became napoleon total war

[@athel1585]

Napoleon when the sauced up saxons walk in: 😨😨😨

[@Dino_Stan]

I could've stopped him (I'm sauced up)

[@pedrotbird5426]

Napoleon pranked all of europe, but still couldn't pull . F

[@Dino_Stan]

Sadness

[@LoganAntonick]

Imagine if Dino Stan had lunchables. He would be up for a Rupert's Land world conquest in CK III.

[@Dino_Stan]

I will pack many for my expedition

[@poyloos4834]

If only Napoleon hadn’t famously lost his Rizz in the Moscow fires, Europe would have been his😔

[@Dino_Stan]

A tragedy

[@idc.28]

you have achieved it you really are napoleon: total war (2010) (not trademarked)

[@ulyssesperry886]

When the intro is on, I knew Dino Stan was gonna dub this shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Dino_Stan]

Had to do it

[@Zray3003]

Napoleon caught lacking in Venice

[@commanderdodo8622]

napoleon doing the thug shaker

[@heitorkrammel2783]

Napoleon Total War is for sure one of the total wats of all time

[@robinkraag6065]

''I have a dream." ~Napoleon Bonerparty~

[@Dino_Stan]

He had such a way with words

[@josepalomino8446]

I need your teachings, master Dino....

[@Dino_Stan]

You wouldn't learn them from the jedi

[@justalex2.0]

Basically short corsican man goes on rampage in Europe because his rich wife can't give him son and becomes gigachad and dies on nice island

[@Dino_Stan]

How we all wanna live

[@mattoni553]

That spike again Napoleon couldnt resist

[@Dino_Stan]

Many great generals have fallen for it

[@marchfabmeirchiawn_OGISM]

@@Dino_Stan merry christmas dino stay stan

[@Dino_Stan]

Merry Christmas 🎅

[@mosesracal6758]

Napoleon going to Egypt was unironically for larp lmao

[@Dino_Stan]

He was a gamer for that

[@thetimewizard2176]

merry christmas mr dino thank you for the year of laughs

[@Dino_Stan]

Merry Christmas to you too, make sure to have fun tomorrow

[@ProMasterEditor]

It took me a very long time to realize that ship they burned in the beginning is the HMS Victory I never paid attention to it LMAO

[@Dino_Stan]

I never noticed that

[@windwind3170]

He fought for gabagool.

[@Dino_Stan]

The truth

[@existingthrembo134]

Dino Stan's Bizarre Adventure: Napolion

[@justadude8716]

I remember forgetting I had Darth mod installed and being pleasantly surprised when the AI absolutely beat the shit out of me cause I bee lined to get it over with.

[@Dino_Stan]

I gotta get back into darthmod

[@dwarfbuddy]

The boat sinking animation is so goofy

[@Dino_Stan]

Fr

[@ZESAUCEBOSS]

Trafalgar? Never heard of her

[@Hell_O7]

Oh, just in time. I just finished Napoleon TW's demo again since for some reason it runs far smoother than Medieval 2 and I'm considering whether it's for me or not. Even after finishing that one historical battle on Hard, I'm still not sure. Fun video

[@Dino_Stan]

It's one of the more restrictive total war games, you kinda have to do what the game tells you or you lose.

[@rebel4029]

@@Dino_Stan try the mod NTW3

[@makmixerbeast]

Short man conquers the old world, more news at 12

[@hatforacat3977]

Napoleon be after that thûg shakeur

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of The Napoleon Total War Experience momentum 100

[@Hell_O7]

2:12 Satisfying charge

[@Hell_O7]

They'll probably stand up again after that though

[@Dino_Stan]

It was a friendly shove

[@jaydensouth4502]

Remeber he was average hieght for the time

[@Dino_Stan]

He was our guy

[@joefalko3756]

Ten Fucking seconds into the video and I spat out my drink. If you ever get merch you have to put “my bitches are none” on a shirt or something

[@Dino_Stan]

Lmfao that would be a shirt I'd even wear

[@mountaingeneral]

Napoleon gang gang arrived

[@Dino_Stan]

1 of the greatest gangs of all time

[@piggysew797]

I still cannot believe obamna would do this🤯

[@Dino_Stan]

He was doing a little trolling

[@djtidal8740]

I live for these total war videos 😭😍🥹

[@Dino_Stan]

Bless up

[@Karl_I]

First thing I see when I wake up, legend

[@Dino_Stan]

Good late morning

[@KixSlim]

Dino do you by chance have a 12th gen intel cpu? Last time I tried the game refused to work on any 12 gen or newer cpu. Wonder if they patched it finally

[@Dino_Stan]

I also heard windows 11 in general can not run it

[@danish91ify]

A goddamn lawn jockey?

[@Rynewulf]

Big Napoleon Vegemite

[@burtreynolds8030]

Another Dino Stan classic

[@chrisillsley5861]

Mate, what happened to your indie horror game skits at the end? I'm here for the impressions AND the eldritch horror!

[@Dino_Stan]

I ran out of games mainly, waiting for more to release

[@TheAnnoyingEditor]

Smh you forgot Napoleans battles and the Peninsular campaign

[@Dino_Stan]

Had to save content for if I come back 😎

[@UserStillLoading]

im literally a dino stan stan

[@Dino_Stan]

No way

[@dhrhe5862]

there really needs to be total war speed runs

[@Dino_Stan]

There are a few crazy ones in the older titles

[@WorldGoods]

Oh oh he's gone French

[@fhwkeifuenw]

We do le little trolling

[@vigokarnebeek9856]

Are you gonna do a total war rome 2 DEI experience?

[@Dino_Stan]

I will probably have to check it out

[@enclavetechsupport5248]

Holy shit napoleon that was my house I’m sorry please put the grapeshot down

[@Dino_Stan]

Grape plant 🪴

[@thatvictorianguy7028]

the Ram Ranch reference at 10:43

[@Dino_Stan]

A classic song

[@garrow12225]

I too am an expert of the sunflower plant

[@Dino_Stan]

You're a general

[@deutschamerikaner]

Certified Fredo moment

[@Dino_Stan]

Fredo..Corleone

[@Krayt002]

On that Hannibal Barca note, when are we getting that hannibal at the gates vid🤓

[@Dino_Stan]

I did an old video on it, but will probably do a video on Carthage in grand campaign soon

[@Krayt002]

@@Dino_Stan oh? I'll have to check that vid then!

[@ghostlyowl2302]

My favorite part of history is when Napoleon says his infamous catchphrase "It's Total War'in Time!", And Conquered all of Europe. Truly the French Person of all time

[@Dino_Stan]

Hes an inspiration for that

[@ryandavis3444]

Never been this early to anything. My bitches must be none

[@Dino_Stan]

You must collect them

[@poontingus]

Ok, now this is epic.

[@chuckjones3119]

12:40 of course ur a military genius, u captured Moscow before winter, a grad historic feat that will never be done again

[@Dino_Stan]

Classic gamer move

[@JanJansen985]

If you think dinostan was crazy rambling It was under napoleons france we had thr first large scale preserved food

[@Dino_Stan]

Who says you can't learn anything in total war

[@druidmann]

Did you know gaming: Napoleon actually wasn't short! He was average height for the time.

[@Dino_Stan]

He's an average guy

[@MassEffectedX13]

10:37 - nice reference

[@Dino_Stan]

🤠

[@thedude5830]

I just have to ask why there is Tony Soprano in the end?)

[@Dino_Stan]

Tony is an Italian hero

[@AegonTargaryenthesecond3096]

@@Dino_Stanin this house Tony Soprano is a hero end of story

[@Vekhh]

Finally, a TW game in which I have the most hours! ♥But in return game just gave me a middle finger cause the one mod everyone is playing on right now just doesnt work for me, prolly just because i have Win7 :/

[@wrigglenightbug8679]

What mod?

[@Dino_Stan]

The game it's self apparently dosen't work on windows 11

[@ABPHistory]

10:39 18 PRUSSIAN JAEGERS

[@Dino_Stan]

*guitar riff*

[@yianis5196]

Liked from the intro

[@Dino_Stan]

🤘🤘

[@alessiobenvenuto5159]

Why isn't all so gray and desaturated, looks like gears of war Empire was so colorful 🤔

[@Dino_Stan]

It was a trend at the time I think

[@alessiobenvenuto5159]

@@Dino_Stan yeah it was a trend even 5 years before Napoleon, but still Empire, and shogun don't have it, that's why it's a bit strange

[@ordotectonicus8585]

Ooh. Napoleon

[@Fallout3131]

Ayyy it’s me dinostan

[@kingofallmuffins6338]

peanut butter

[@doctorandywho3273]

This is epic

[@Dino_Stan]

No u

[@felixhistorygaming8503]

2:08 you sound like Dr. Evil

[@Dino_Stan]

He's me

[@kingofmadness6834]

Love this game

[@Dino_Stan]

A classic

[@yudufa7046]

Get da Gabaggol

[@veronaxd1439]

W dinostan (le emperor)

[@tubbs573]

sadly my napoleon i had on steam stopped launching :(

[@Dino_Stan]

Unfortunately it dosen't run on modern operating systems

[@htcdesirexkunert]

Why was your Vacation no good, Dino man?

[@Dino_Stan]

Got stuck in traffic with no internet

[@karstenkunneman5219]

Just bought the game yesterday

[@Dino_Stan]

Nice

[@originalbob73]

anyone else cannot play this on steam?

[@Dino_Stan]

I've been hear that a lot, I think ca forgot to patch this game

[@Luffe123]

cool

[@du8sman3]

Windows 11 stay losing

[@Dino_Stan]

Most PUNISHED gamers now

[@P4PapiPanDulce]

10:08 *Vine Boom*

[@cobrazrt6006]

damn