was getting dehydrated in class and pulled out my water bottle and the teacher took it away. this hurt me a lot because now I'm not hydrated at all
@joepgoudswaard47514 жыл бұрын
Maybe the teacher wasn't hydrated.
@frustratid12304 жыл бұрын
I read that in peli's voice lol
@wulf81494 жыл бұрын
F
@talentleesdorito97714 жыл бұрын
Whats anoying when this things happen is that most teacher at my school eat and drink during class
@djsquishygamer12334 жыл бұрын
Oof
@alexmeredith76014 жыл бұрын
They always ask, “Where is modest pelican” But never, “How is modest pelican?”
@CoffeeCat-is2ml4 жыл бұрын
they always say where is modest pelican going to upload and How is modest pelican but never why is modest pelican
@alexmeredith76014 жыл бұрын
CoffeeCat39 Coffee truly sad 😞
@ksav28544 жыл бұрын
Because every one knows he is sufficiently hydrated
@thecrabempire57674 жыл бұрын
on fire
@Dacjr3144 жыл бұрын
Bro ur youtube channel tho
@oskar7514 жыл бұрын
Im going to hydrate the whole continent known as Africa, as this really helps in spreading the good word of your channel
@cryptostyle16464 жыл бұрын
Oskar Solvang I’m from Africa and the stuff you mostly see on the news is not true but it’s sadly real 😔
@TheSilence-ey4kf4 жыл бұрын
Oskar Solvang mini Ladd is already doing that
@KristoXVII4 жыл бұрын
Matt from Wii Sports your my worst nightmare
@JaKingScomez4 жыл бұрын
@@cryptostyle1646 gross
@dickcheese50144 жыл бұрын
@@cryptostyle1646 ew
@crazycat554854 жыл бұрын
“Oh, I’m sorry I didn’t realize that you guys were Caucasian”
@qwerkaz4 жыл бұрын
lmao, bold joke to make in 2020
@DougieFresh14144 жыл бұрын
Not bold at all because not only is it true, it reinforces the idea that police are racial profiling cunts and it's also common political belief in modern society and completely factual.
@KingTheGermanShepherd4 жыл бұрын
@@qwerkaz *massive balls*
@anthonygagan43984 жыл бұрын
Big brass balls...
@fv75944 жыл бұрын
@@DougieFresh1414 Grow up
@josephhaigh42984 жыл бұрын
I love how he says he is gangster because he doesnt wash his hands before eating but 2020 gives this a whole new meaning
@harvbal4 жыл бұрын
Yeah because washing your hands is wasting meaningful hydration liquid
@cursedteletubbiespicture31714 жыл бұрын
harvbal speaking of are you staying hydrated my friend
@harvbal4 жыл бұрын
@@cursedteletubbiespicture3171 yes my Christian bredrin praise the hydration nation with me
@cursedteletubbiespicture31714 жыл бұрын
harvbal yes as we shall dear brother
@Biscuitcuzican4 жыл бұрын
All well and good lads but are you still virgins!!!
@lentoturmahub82144 жыл бұрын
Papa Peli, I’ve been severely dehydrated lately due to only allowing myself hydration when you upload. You might’ve saved my life today.
@guy3nder5294 жыл бұрын
not good enough. you need to embrace the papa pelican. get it inside of you. nice and slow at first, but getting faster and harder the more you go, untill you hydrate all over yourself. and make sure you do it 14 times a day.
@lentoturmahub82144 жыл бұрын
@@guy3nder529 I think that would have the opposite effect, but I'll be trying that next time.
@eekembookum4 жыл бұрын
This is not what Papa Pelican would have wanted. He would've told you to efficiently hydrate yourself regardless of whether he was present.
@lentoturmahub82144 жыл бұрын
@@yannkam2127 I understand. I shall add 10 Subscribe to Modest Pelican Gamings to my daily prayer for this insult.
@Sykozona4 жыл бұрын
Never say papa peli ever again
@owenson26114 жыл бұрын
I like it when you include some of your guys voice chat moments.
@gjgr77724 жыл бұрын
You're Far 2 great
@PhazzeeYeehaw4 жыл бұрын
The Increidble Toaster what
@mellowflow97184 жыл бұрын
Ooh
@mellowflow97184 жыл бұрын
Lucky boy
@ililililililililililililil53374 жыл бұрын
Yea it’s funnier
@forksandpopsticles91834 жыл бұрын
We need to keep the australian wilderness hydrated
@gavinh.38804 жыл бұрын
we do, pack your water bottles boys we are going to australia
@geoguru324 жыл бұрын
G Hood already here
@Agentsierrabravo4 жыл бұрын
Would gas or petrol work?
@TvConfusionn4 жыл бұрын
forks and popsticles We need to keep Eddie Hall hydrated
@wisemysticaltree25_3 жыл бұрын
@@Agentsierrabravo Yes
@RioTwoPaid4 жыл бұрын
*He’s using a pretend phone to call his pretend dad. It’s heartwarming stuff*
@crazycat554854 жыл бұрын
I too have a pretend dad.
@liamelliott36223 жыл бұрын
i was the 69th like i am so glad
@skeletonbuyingpealts71343 жыл бұрын
8:00
@ArexGamingDefunct4 жыл бұрын
"I got Crosby to spit some top-shelf mumble rap" Crosby: *having a seizure*
@gandalf_thegrey Жыл бұрын
well yeah, put some autotune and you are good to go
@Rainbow-dj4ee4 жыл бұрын
Found this guy a month ago yet he’s my fav KZbinr
@derylsmithersworth63004 жыл бұрын
Rainbow352 yup
@DJ-rf9yq4 жыл бұрын
Im glad I found him years ago
@captainpie4914 жыл бұрын
this man has gotten me through a lot of moments where I was dehydrated wait sorry I mean non-gender specific human.
@ok-wh6zh4 жыл бұрын
Ok fortnite kid.
@evolvedcopper22054 жыл бұрын
Mr Popo! Such a pleasant surprise! Do check out his Hitman videos, they're great much like the #PeckingOrder
@kamarimcdonald61434 жыл бұрын
9:50 I was acctually drinking water
@TomGTARec4 жыл бұрын
And me bro i had to fight the urge to pour it over my living room floor 😨
@Avogeorgee4 жыл бұрын
Stonks
@swugtel63454 жыл бұрын
Kamari989 So did u pour a little out?
@kamarimcdonald61434 жыл бұрын
Swugtel of course
@megandory97184 жыл бұрын
Bro fricking same
@MongiNTS3YT4 жыл бұрын
That Iran joke had me on the floor! Oh man, Papa Peli , Keep giving us that moist content
@lindahosey9844 жыл бұрын
Stealtho Marto: **kills Modest Pelican** Modest pelican: Here, marto drink some water Stealtho Marto: why? Modest pelican: You’re not you when your dehydrated. Modest pelican: better? Stealtho Marto: better
@aayushdeshpande92243 жыл бұрын
Quite Snickersy
@hellriegel78374 жыл бұрын
Here’s some advice for the casino heist For loud, choose whatever gunman gives you your preferred weapon. And make sure you do the Duncan shipment setup (which reduces the armor and arsenal of the guards) For stealth, DO EVERY SETUP MISSION. You’ll most likely use all of the gear you obtained For Big Con, go the group security route, the guards will LITERALLY let you in the vault and out (as long as you don’t piss them off or pull out a gun) Edit: and for exit disguise, use the NOOSE outfits For any of the heists, always go for the best hacker (avi or Paige) as they’ll give you the most time in the vault. Second, use the tunnel that’s used in the jewelry store heist in the story mode (if you don’t know where it is, look it up)
@sailingdutchman10492 жыл бұрын
That intro aged well...
@superbrain78522 жыл бұрын
That's the kind of Dobble-Standarts i hate. Putin was always an idiotic dictator... That's why he made the joke. Just because you 12-year-olds have now found out about another crisis doesn't mean it didn't age well.
@trappart92092 жыл бұрын
Fr...
@21jumpstreet_jeff2 жыл бұрын
@@trappart9209 Man it's aging like a fine wine
@sirc1 Жыл бұрын
wait why
@Krokoklemmee Жыл бұрын
i actually had to stop and check the upload date
@LuukMajoor4 жыл бұрын
KZbin: Watch the latest video of modest pelican! Me: ight lemme get some water
@musclespasam43834 жыл бұрын
Me: Doing my homework Modest Pelican: uploads Me: Who needs education
@chubzburna4 жыл бұрын
Muscle Spasam 😂
@musclespasam43834 жыл бұрын
Thx
@JMiras-so8gj4 жыл бұрын
In a few of my essays for college classes I've been recommending my professors to subscribe to Modest Pelican. As this really helps spread the good word of your channel. However, one of them just doct me a point claiming that it had nothing to do with the assignment.... But then I proceed to tell her "she had nothing to do with the assignment." And I think that comment resonated with her, so hopefully, she'll subscribe.
@evanearl92684 жыл бұрын
I JUST understood what the “sons of virgins” meant
@myownsummrr4 жыл бұрын
Big Manly Quail what it means?
@ronaldulyssesswanson66244 жыл бұрын
nome it means that their mom cheated on their dad
@YTisDumb4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you legend.
@evanearl92684 жыл бұрын
Ronald Ulysses Swanson no, a virgin means that haven’t had sex
@dylanbloomfeldt58854 жыл бұрын
@@evanearl9268 exactly their dads are virgins
@nathandocherty54194 жыл бұрын
0:22 suit nearly as sharp as the end of his tie
@HiptonismHD4 жыл бұрын
"I haven't seen such inefficient precision since Iran started shooting down commercial planes" Fucking dead
@Nooneofvalue4 жыл бұрын
I love how nothing absolutely nothing in this heist was done right😂
@thestoneshooter11514 жыл бұрын
Wow you all look like the 2020 revival of The Hart Foundation. I guess The Sons of Virgins are the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. Well done😎👍
@ModestPelican4 жыл бұрын
you legend man, appreciate the support
@thebombspayloadisexposed4 жыл бұрын
The Excellence of Peli-Cution.
@realyomama3474 жыл бұрын
Everyone gangster till the sons of virgins pull up
@jaredhancock88594 жыл бұрын
The Ozzyman of Gaming
@PhillipOnTakos4 жыл бұрын
The gunshot into "bruh" always slays me I don't know why
@coolepatatbezorger2064 жыл бұрын
Papa Peli,I've been a good boy lately because i always hydrate myself because of you i worship you every time. You are a legend.
@josemendezfr4 жыл бұрын
Seriously this is some of the best fucking sarcasm and dark humor I've ever heard on a gaming channel.
@paifan87854 жыл бұрын
0:26 honestly i almost drowned i was getting hydrated before you said it and then you said it 😂
@kaushikduttaroy38104 жыл бұрын
Your videos make me happy. I went through a break yesterday. Lost 4 year old relationship. I was feeling low. Thanks for cheering me up.
@rafaelmurray68703 жыл бұрын
hope you're feeling better now, and being sufficiently hydrated
@f.b.i48084 жыл бұрын
dad: you're adopted modest pelikan gaming * pulls out uno reverse card*: then you're a virgin
@amusedpiegon35124 жыл бұрын
I'ma have to remember that line lol
@fyaspactic97744 жыл бұрын
me: “ight ima head to bed” *sees that modest pelican posted* yeahhhh nevermind
@tyvz10324 жыл бұрын
Your the best KZbinr you have dark humor but your voice makes it funny
@mannydcbianco4 жыл бұрын
2:25 Hahaha.. I was like "wait, can he say that? he can't say that!"
@sapu68943 жыл бұрын
cringe
@florianschmid69162 жыл бұрын
The Cold start hits different these times...
@superbrain78522 жыл бұрын
That's the kind of Dobble-Standarts i hate. Putin was always an idiotic dictator... That's why he made the joke. Just because you 12-year-olds have now found out about another crisis doesn't mean it didn't age well.
@devangnivatkar26494 жыл бұрын
Great to see Sapphire after a while!
@SuperYtytytyty4 жыл бұрын
Y’all questioning his gangster??? As a black man, I watched how he handled the bike situation from beginning to end at 1:20, that was some gangster shit!!!
@SuperYtytytyty4 жыл бұрын
@notAyoutuber okay and…
@Born2Game4 жыл бұрын
So glad you posted this today. Been waiting for it for a while 👌
@grayson31293 жыл бұрын
0:45 Fast & Furious be like
@braedenlavalley46734 жыл бұрын
When it says “11 seconds ago” 😩
@theyracemesohardchair2 жыл бұрын
The intro aged really well, smart Boi
@redisdead628-2.04 жыл бұрын
"i barely wash my hands before dinner time" Society in 2020: YOU WHAT?
@kaspersfilmpjes4 жыл бұрын
I liked while staying hydrated. Thats gotta be the best start of 2020
@desmofan18644 жыл бұрын
Hydration is important and underrated. You're doing good work, kind sir!
@finn82104 жыл бұрын
I forcefully moistened a whole nunnery and am now on the run from the law, but it is worth the plane ticket to Mexico, as I have spread the good word of your channel
@uttergaming4 жыл бұрын
I like how his ex stripper girlfriend was giving marto a lap dance, AGAIN
@mohammedahsanislam27524 жыл бұрын
Me: **sees this vid on #33 on trending** This does put a smile on my face.
@snakycarnival91194 жыл бұрын
the most gangsta thing is your intros no man can stand up to such a hydrated pelican
@JesperBooperDooper2 жыл бұрын
Me: continued the video Modest Pelican: *CHRISTIAN MONEY!!!!!*
@larsdoet81474 жыл бұрын
2:06 That joke didnt age that well...
@madsduus46374 жыл бұрын
Buuut it was funny and true 👉👈🥺
@twenity88524 жыл бұрын
So it has aged somewhat well then
@laurene9884 жыл бұрын
Yeah it did
@parthnigam9164 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about it aged exactly well
@Akyraryn4 жыл бұрын
These videos are always top quality! I hope you reach a million subscribers and more for all the effort put in these videos; they always make my day. :D
@nasirweathers29964 жыл бұрын
When he said pour out some water for the heist and I was actually drinking water and poured some out for the bois bois bois 💀😎
@amusedpiegon35124 жыл бұрын
Respect +
@fatyoshi72134 жыл бұрын
nothing is impossible if you stay hydrated amirite bois 😎😎😎
@DS-xy7bu4 жыл бұрын
8:22 that just killed me bro. Just like those people on those planes
@commondirtbagz71302 жыл бұрын
That intro hits hard now lmao 🇺🇦
@jefferson94284 жыл бұрын
“He didn’t change his batteries fast enough so we failed the mission” But Xbox players will say everything about them is better.. big oof.
@rolandfrauenfelder74254 жыл бұрын
Every single console has this problem and if you have a wireless mouse it's the same, not just Xbox
@jefferson94284 жыл бұрын
Roland Frauenfelder the problem of needing to find batteries to swap into your controller? Nope we def all don’t have that problem. When my controler dies I reach over and grab the cord, plug it in, and bam, Back in business. No searching for and swapping of batteries.
@rolandfrauenfelder74254 жыл бұрын
@@jefferson9428 it depends on what batteries you have, I can do the same with my controller
@Wifely4 жыл бұрын
jeffrey fletcher I play pc but use Xbox controller for gta v. Literally can just plug it in just saying. Not trying to pick sides
@ashleyhicks76644 жыл бұрын
I have a PS4 so I have no experience with this.
@lil_awesome69114 жыл бұрын
I almost have a full garage of anime girl cars 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@The_guy_who_asked4 жыл бұрын
Weeb
@idunno84934 жыл бұрын
Do you know what the one in the vid is. pls tell me, it looks nice no not the girl
@wio3124 жыл бұрын
0:59 that hand to hand combat is next level
@Livnos4 жыл бұрын
I stumbled across this channel a few days ago and I have to say you are easily my favourite gaming KZbinr! Love the content!
@notrickastley1062 жыл бұрын
Intro aged like milk
@mrcreepmcpasta29594 жыл бұрын
People are commenting random stuff for likes. *i breathe air*
@jeff30794 жыл бұрын
Ali Selmen hahahahahahaha thats funny you deserve allot of likes
@mrcreepmcpasta29594 жыл бұрын
BtsKookiesWithArmy_ life f**** off you d*ckhead
@mrcreepmcpasta29594 жыл бұрын
Prut Skid lol you’ll see me on modest pelican video called the thickest mission ever:
@talentleesdorito97714 жыл бұрын
Me too i think im addicted to it i cnat live wothout it i take it every second i fell like im dying when i dont breath it im thinking about rehab
@DJ-rf9yq4 жыл бұрын
Ive seen you before in the comments lol
@jakubpawlowski86644 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally nobody: Modest Pelican: Wha.... ... Everyone: Pay attention he's about to say something stupid # Please don't drink water :)
@wdc124 жыл бұрын
Honestly one of the best videos so far Pelican! Definitely like the touch of the party chat
@mtinfinity78454 жыл бұрын
Try an pickup this gamer girl. There's a puddle on the ground it worked :D I died with that subtle dirty joke 😂😂😂
@brendanlee19722 жыл бұрын
this intro aged well
@jfrieds2682 жыл бұрын
That’s what I thought hahaha
@tiltxd7572 жыл бұрын
I just started watching this after Russia started invading Ukraine and that Putin joke at the star caught me off guard
@timur1620072 жыл бұрын
Same lmaoo
@kyofufx30542 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@Timiloti2 жыл бұрын
Honestly this playlist is a secret recap of every that happened in 2019-2020
@water.83112 жыл бұрын
9:55 as he said “I hope you’re drinking some water” I was literally taking a sip of my water. Papa Geoff sees all.
@Mac-zl8pd2 жыл бұрын
0:07 this didn't age well.
@superbrain78522 жыл бұрын
That's the kind of Dobble-Standarts i hate. Putin was always an idiotic dictator... That's why he made the joke. Just because you 12-year-olds have now found out about another crisis doesn't mean it didn't age well.
@Mac-zl8pd2 жыл бұрын
ok
@JacobThornton2 жыл бұрын
2 years later putin starts a war
@hanwho40362 жыл бұрын
No our war ha ha another communsion joke ha ha
@youtubegorkem38824 жыл бұрын
Imagine u liked this
@roykolberg95994 жыл бұрын
Yung Ancestor.... "once in a generational musical talent" .... okay Peli, I see you
@sumt10003 жыл бұрын
9:50 “if your drinking water-“ *looks at glass of orange juice*
@wulfen_minis2 жыл бұрын
This intro hasn't aged well
@jfrieds2682 жыл бұрын
It has 😆
@thomasschuster46874 жыл бұрын
I was cringing my ass off the whole time because every time I do the casino Hiest I get 2.8 Mill
@rohaildad98204 жыл бұрын
How much cut do you get
@purpledogg20734 жыл бұрын
still can get more doing businesses and CEO/MC stuff with the same if not less effort
@kurinkizu2 жыл бұрын
Oh boi this intro didnt age well
@superbrain78522 жыл бұрын
That's the kind of Dobble-Standarts i hate. Putin was always an idiotic dictator... That's why he made the joke. Just because you 12-year-olds have now found out about another crisis doesn't mean it didn't age well.
@scenedogs32674 жыл бұрын
Not gangsta you say? Do they not see the destructiveness going on? If not gangsta then papa peli and the boys are savage af.
@XDGeneric4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Modest Pelican Gaming: HI LADS AND LASES
@TheDJLogy2 жыл бұрын
The intro didn't age well..
@edenhockridge35184 жыл бұрын
I love your authenticity and sarcastic tone
@glynkeegan3064 жыл бұрын
4:06 had me in tears peli.
@wojtaz74334 жыл бұрын
I was dying at your stealth kill there xD
@randomthingsandstuff73504 жыл бұрын
12:24 damn modest pelican marto is with sapphire now she needs to be hydrated
@setrex-77624 жыл бұрын
Hearing your hydrated voice brings happiness to me. Stay legendary
@juicy82464 жыл бұрын
This channel is very underrated
@markoking9764 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna mention how clean 1:15 was
@papanong89974 жыл бұрын
This man, first ever got me into gta. Respect.
@makawakapaka14 жыл бұрын
Pelican: I never wash my hands before dinner Covid19: Heya
@tylerzakkour84274 жыл бұрын
I’m really depressed right now, your videos help so thank you
@yeboilondon89464 жыл бұрын
Modest Pelican, I made a bake sale with my friends at my school to raise money for the wild fires in Australia. I first heard about it from you and I want to thank you for telling me about the fires as I wouldn’t have heard about them without you.
@callme71703 жыл бұрын
1:14 that was slick
@gamerboyx82434 жыл бұрын
Lester should also stay hydrated to keep with all that planning No one wants such a mastermind to die of dehydration
@SkyyGlass4 жыл бұрын
3:55 to 4:01 I'm subbed to Modest Pelican and I Love Anime.
@renounder40594 жыл бұрын
I got a better pickup line than the dude in the video. Feel free to use this sometime. Are you an Anime? Because I'm about to draw the link between me and you.
@owenh.75554 жыл бұрын
I like how they picked one of the hardest disguises
@dylanskarda11314 жыл бұрын
The Australian fires are an example of why you should stay hydrated
@BobcatxD694 жыл бұрын
Toxic gas is known to dehydrate to im glad you bought a house with a waterfall to make up for it
@daarcij87744 жыл бұрын
I was on holidays and I remembered to stay hydrated
@CFGaboGH4 жыл бұрын
6:30 omg i was laughing for a solid 5 minutes
@mrroma09724 жыл бұрын
How
@TallDutchie4 жыл бұрын
“ I haven’t seen such inefficient precision since Iran started shooting down commercial planes” Lmfao