The New JW Broadcasting is DEPRESSING AF

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ExJW Panda Tower

ExJW Panda Tower

Күн бұрын

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@exjwpandatower
@exjwpandatower Жыл бұрын
Don't miss the extra credit scene after the Patreon slide! ;) And don't forget to smash that SUBSCRIBE button or Stephen Lett will go down on you tonight (serious)
@Jaggededge112
@Jaggededge112 Жыл бұрын
Oh god please do not give me that image. BRB gotta bleach my eyes. 😂
@michellemooney1460
@michellemooney1460 Жыл бұрын
Omg I was about to comment how hilarious the video is, But I about choked laughing at the comment about letting going down on u is just too fucking funny!
@cygnustsp
@cygnustsp Жыл бұрын
@@vusimngomezulu2500 there is no Jesus
@Femcelwithacrystalball8688
@Femcelwithacrystalball8688 Жыл бұрын
I swear to Jehovah 😂 if Lett gets anywhere near me, I'll call my apostate bodyguards! 💪 They're all uncircumsised homosexuals! Then, I'll give him a blood transfusion! Mwahahahaha! 😤😈
@projectbreadwinners2942
@projectbreadwinners2942 Жыл бұрын
Funniest comment in the history of KZbin
@Jaggededge112
@Jaggededge112 Жыл бұрын
It sounds exhausting to be a Jehovah’s Witness. Gotdamn!
@michellemooney1460
@michellemooney1460 Жыл бұрын
It's really exhausting! Many practically main line coffee just to get thru the day!
@Des7iny7
@Des7iny7 Жыл бұрын
@@vusimngomezulu2500 👻 BOO!
@Jaggededge112
@Jaggededge112 Жыл бұрын
@@vusimngomezulu2500I’m sorry? I don’t understand? I’m not here to preach about Jehovah as I am an atheist.
@Jaggededge112
@Jaggededge112 Жыл бұрын
@@vusimngomezulu2500 to watch videos. This is an anti jw channel you do realize that right?
@cygnustsp
@cygnustsp Жыл бұрын
I don't know how it really is these days. I don't know anyone that prayed as much as they do in these videos, and most people would spend maybe, MAYBE ten minutes to randomly understand stuff in their pre-meeting studies. Congregation hours averaged about 7 or 8 per publisher and nobody in my circle did anything theocratic in our spare time. This was 30 years ago though so maybe newer cult members are more dedicated I dunno.
@oneghost1257
@oneghost1257 Жыл бұрын
The lore deepens. Panda Tower was once human, but cringed so hard upon leaving a cult that he instantly reincarnated as a panda with a computer and wifi.
@exjwpandatower
@exjwpandatower Жыл бұрын
This is canon.
@alexshatner3907
@alexshatner3907 Жыл бұрын
@@exjwpandatower “That is why God gave them up to disgraceful sexual appetites, for both their females changed the natural use of themselves into one contrary to nature; and likewise even the males left the natural use of the female and became violently inflamed in their lust toward one another, males with males, working what is obscene and receiving in themselves the full recompense, which was due for their error. And just as they did not approve of holding God in accurate knowledge, God gave them up to a disapproved mental state, to do the things not fitting.”-Romans 1:26-28. Note, homosexuality is called not only “disgraceful,” “obscene,” and “not fitting” but also “contrary to nature.” Regarding these verses, a report from the Church of England says: “What Paul means by ‘unnatural’ is ‘unnatural’ to mankind in God’s creation pattern. All homosexual behaviour is a divergence from God’s creation scheme.” Anthropologist Weston LaBarre called it a “frustration of one’s own and others’ essential biological nature.” This concurs with the meaning of the Greek word used in the Bible and translated “natural” or, “according to nature.” It is no surprise that any “divergence from God’s creation scheme” reaps bad results (as man’s miserable record with the environment has shown). Homosexuals ‘receive in themselves the full recompense, which is due for their error.’ In other words, their life becomes a life of unnatural sexual aberration; hence, a life devoid of God’s approval. In addition, they may suffer physical harm because of their perversions. God created humans to engage in sex only within the arrangement of marriage between a male and a female. (Genesis 1:27, 28; Leviticus 18:22; Proverbs 5:18, 19) The Bible condemns sexual activity that is not between a husband and wife, whether it is homosexual or heterosexual conduct. (1 Corinthians 6:18) This includes intercourse, fondling another person’s genitals, and engaging in oral or anal sex. While the Bible disapproves of homosexual acts, it does not condone hatred of homosexuals or homophobia. Instead, Christians are directed to “respect everyone.”-1 Peter 2:17 The Bible says: “Don’t be controlled by your body. Kill every desire for the wrong kind of sex.” (Colossians 3:5, Contemporary English Version) To kill wrong desires, which lead to wrong actions, you need to control your thinking. If you regularly fill your mind with wholesome thoughts, you can more readily dismiss wrong desires. (Philippians 4:8; James 1:14, 15) While you may struggle greatly at first, it can become easier. God promises to help you to “be made new in the force actuating your mind.”-Ephesians 4:22-24.
@ragnarokelerm
@ragnarokelerm 9 ай бұрын
I like the vigvísvir (is that how you spell it?) Profile pick Im an autistic, ADHD, bisexual history/viking/norse myth/JW obsseded teen
@ragnarokelerm
@ragnarokelerm 9 ай бұрын
​@@exjwpandatower also hi panda
@juliannaferrell3225
@juliannaferrell3225 4 ай бұрын
@@exjwpandatower WAIT WHAT!?
@adamantiumbullet9215
@adamantiumbullet9215 Жыл бұрын
There should be a disclaimer posted at the beginning of every jw broadcast: "Pack your bags. We're going on a guilt trip."
@groundedcrownsrising
@groundedcrownsrising Жыл бұрын
​@David Berkowitz It's entertaining when you're not in it; ...and yet, Why are Ewe 🙉 hear? Wholeness and Balance ⚖️
@adamantiumbullet9215
@adamantiumbullet9215 Жыл бұрын
@David Berkowitz We're watching reviews and critical dissection of WT videos. There's a difference. Reading about the train wreck the day after is not the same as watching the train wreck.
@FLATearthGARY
@FLATearthGARY Жыл бұрын
Good one but it’s so sad people live this way😞
@Kqvikko
@Kqvikko 26 күн бұрын
@@groundedcrownsrising What? What does "Ewe hear" mean? Am I just a dumbass?
@Epicmanyes
@Epicmanyes 8 ай бұрын
I hate when people think you can just instantly stop being gay. Like it just doesn’t work like that
@bradentheman1373
@bradentheman1373 6 ай бұрын
and that people don’t CHOOSE to be gay, it’s not a choice people make, like.. bruh.
@disgoop
@disgoop 3 ай бұрын
you can't stop it gradually either
@Epicmanyes
@Epicmanyes 3 ай бұрын
@@disgoop fr
@DevonHaney-j1o
@DevonHaney-j1o Ай бұрын
I think it is possible. There’s straight men who are in the catholic religion and have to stay off women and men and be strictly celibate their whole life. So yes, it is possible
@Epicmanyes
@Epicmanyes Ай бұрын
@ choosing not to have a relationship with someone does not mean you aren’t straight or gay just because you decide to be celibate does not mean your asexual
@leetrippii1830
@leetrippii1830 Жыл бұрын
No wonder there is a lot of mental illness in that cult. Always feeling worthless and always thinking some invisible spirit is always out to get you. Let's not forget being convinced to stay in poverty
@notyourplasticdoll
@notyourplasticdoll Жыл бұрын
I lost it at "ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL" but on a serious note i used to struggle with feeling worthless and when i told my jw family they said it was my fault currently im doing much better leaving was the best decision of my life
@ronhansen8471
@ronhansen8471 Жыл бұрын
Homosexuality if is not a happy word to our Creator. He did not design humans that way. But Satan and his demons have screwed up society so that humans of all sorts have over exaggerated physical and mental imperfections. Man is not responsible for Satan's shenanigans which means the true God will not judge people in this system but will give man a 1000years to reach perfection and then God will judge humans. I run a corporation and have a fair idea what laws govern business. For the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society to operate they are required by law to get a business license and is not a big deal..
@notyourplasticdoll
@notyourplasticdoll Жыл бұрын
@@glennbentley4226 homophobes tend to forget gay means happy lol it reminds me of "WHY ARE YOU GAE."meme
@notyourplasticdoll
@notyourplasticdoll Жыл бұрын
@@glennbentley4226 Oh dang i didnt know that what do i say next time when im sick?
@glennbentley4226
@glennbentley4226 Жыл бұрын
@@notyourplasticdoll l'm sick.
@notyourplasticdoll
@notyourplasticdoll Жыл бұрын
@@glennbentley4226 maybe im happily sick
@markweatherill
@markweatherill Жыл бұрын
'Are you a homosexual?' 'I'll tell you if you tell me whether you're a paedophile.'
@elizar1972
@elizar1972 6 ай бұрын
No way! I was watching this video and I literally got a mormon ad. Leave one cult and join another!!!😂
@billy6044
@billy6044 2 ай бұрын
More common than you would think
@panickedshears
@panickedshears Ай бұрын
Mormon ads frequently pop up on Alyssa Grenfells videos, an extremely open ex Mormon 😂 It’s ironic getting an ad for the Mormon church on a video about “Evidence the Book of Mormon is False”.
@titanomachy2217
@titanomachy2217 Жыл бұрын
5:52 It's ironic that they claim castration was strictly an "Eastern Pagan" practice here because eunuchs were actually so common in Israelite society that they came up with eight distinct genders to designate men that had been born with male characteristics but had later naturally developed female features (intersex), people that were born with androgynous features (also intersex, or could perhaps include non-binary people), people whose sex was unidentifiable (also intersex), people who had no sex characteristics (also intersex I suppose), males that lived as women (trans), and finally men that had been castrated (eunuchs), as well as the female counterparts to some of the ones I mentioned, like trans men and intersex women that were misidentified as male at birth. The list I found on My Jewish Learning goes as follows: 1. Zachar - male. 2. Nekevah - female. Androgynos - having both male and female characteristics. Tumtum - lacking sexual characteristics. Aylonit hamah - identified female at birth but later naturally developing male characteristics. Aylonit adam - identified female at birth but later developing male characteristics through human intervention. Saris hamah - identified male at birth but later naturally developing female characteristics. Saris adam - identified male at birth and later developing female characteristics through human intervention. Sure, this doesn't come from the Torah or Tanakh, but it does come from the Talmud, which is held as the most authoritative book in Judaism. This dishonesty about the practice of human castration amongst the Israelites and their neighboring peoples reminds me of the ridiculous double standard Christian apologists adhere to when it comes to human sacrifice. They will say the Canaanites (as well as the various other ethnic groups the OT says Yahweh commanded the Israelites to wipe out, except for the virginal girls, whom they got to take as war brides) deserved to be ruthlessly exterminated because they were a barbaric people that practiced infant sacrifice. Shock! Horror! What could be worse than sacrificing infants to Baal? Hmm I dunno, maybe drowning all of the babies on Earth during the Flood of Noah? Killing all of the firstborn children of Egypt? And even human sacrifice specifically was not only asked of Abraham as a test, but in the story of Jephthah, Yahweh doesn't even attempt to stop Jephthah from sacrificing his own daughter in thanks for helping him in battle. I know the story is supposed to be a warning about making promises you don't really want to fulfill or bargaining with God or whatever, but still, it shows how callous Yahweh is that he is willing to allow a girl to have her throat slit by her own father in his name supposedly just to make a point to Jephthah. The Bible regularly speaks of the families of important male characters as though they are nothing more than property for these biblical patriarch's like Job or Lot or Noah, ignoring how horribly they are treated by the patriarchs and Yahweh alike and even encouraging the reader to view the men in question as role models. Their suffering doesn't even enter into the equation, so to speak, as they are treated like replaceable belongings in the story of Job, in the story of Lot are treated like bargaining chips to be used in order to protect the lives of fucking angels that can't be killed anyways (I know Lot thought they were just random men that had come to stay for the night, but still, that doesn't make it any better, Lot still basically sacrificed his daughter or daughter-in-law, forget which, in order to protect some dudes he just met), and Noah curses his own son Ham for the unforgivable sin of seeing his balls when he was passed out drunk. Throughout the OT, women and children are consistently referred to as though they are comparable to livestock, not to mention slavery and how it is condoned so long as Israelites aren't the ones in chains, just the sub-human gentiles.
@titanomachy2217
@titanomachy2217 Жыл бұрын
Oops, I forgot to number the rest after the first two.
@Confusediam2
@Confusediam2 Жыл бұрын
Wife dies and it's spiritual things that matter, what a cold heartless organisation
@dotinglydreaming5486
@dotinglydreaming5486 7 ай бұрын
fr. Instead of offering real advice for grief, tell them to hustle harder in the borg
@ld87111
@ld87111 Жыл бұрын
So true... as a kid we were forbidden from listening to any Christian rock music, yet here we have new Christian rock hits every month! 😵
@GMan7418
@GMan7418 10 ай бұрын
The Christian rock music is great nowadays!
@beautifulblackbeauty8641
@beautifulblackbeauty8641 Жыл бұрын
I lose, again! Cringed within the first 3 minutes when he asked "are you a homosexual,"? .
@CaroAbebe
@CaroAbebe Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Steven Lett‘s facial expressions. He looks more loony than ever!
@charrua59
@charrua59 Жыл бұрын
Though with Tony Morris suddenly "departure" things would turn a little less Crazy. Boy was I wrong 😂. They going full steam ahead as usually.
@Monkey114
@Monkey114 Жыл бұрын
Lett creeps me out. He doesn't normally speak like that when he is not preaching.
@BudgieFan101
@BudgieFan101 Жыл бұрын
Rubber Band Man
@Alyse_bell
@Alyse_bell 8 ай бұрын
I am a never JW but it makes me wonder whether or not his facial expressions creeped any JWs out even when they were PIMI. And the way he talks down to others is just so infantilising
@jamesrussell7427
@jamesrussell7427 3 ай бұрын
Well , he’s gay ! So yeah his face is strange
@iggysvr6
@iggysvr6 Жыл бұрын
Dude my mom (who is still in) just recently started having panic attacks... yet she doesn't realize that the BS the borg is constantly pushing on her is the source of all her stress which induces the panick attacks... really starting to make me hate the borg even more...
@iggysvr6
@iggysvr6 Жыл бұрын
These music videos are getting to sound like christiam gospel music... more and more like the world they are turning...
@cygnustsp
@cygnustsp Жыл бұрын
My mom is 78 and I think the religion is the only thing she finds happiness in, and keeps her going. I'd never ever try to talk get out of it. I've been df'd for over 20 years and she has never treated me any different, I've even lived with her when I've gone through a nasty divorce, and when my house suffered a disaster and was unlivable. She still talks about "the truth" and "serving Jehovah" and I just nod and smile. Dad would actually talk to me about my apostate ideas and accepted that I was an atheist. I must be one out of a thousand.
@KassandraOdessa-e2o
@KassandraOdessa-e2o 8 күн бұрын
Nice to meet star trek fans hope things get better
@freedomparadisechick6564
@freedomparadisechick6564 Жыл бұрын
I 've never been happier since I left that cult!! The org is depressing 😑
@SurnaturalM
@SurnaturalM 7 ай бұрын
-"Are you homosexual?' -"Why asking me? Are you interested?" Lol
@lunantix
@lunantix 4 ай бұрын
He definitely has some fantasies backed up in that noggin of his.
@DeniseHedberg66
@DeniseHedberg66 Жыл бұрын
When he said, "guilt, over the fact we can't do more in the ministry". UGH!!!!!!!!!!
@jobrown95
@jobrown95 4 ай бұрын
9:54 Plot twist: she only died because either she refused a blood transfusion or he refused it on her behalf.
@nati9070
@nati9070 Жыл бұрын
I'm a homosexual! thank you for asking
@Frogbee-sketches
@Frogbee-sketches 3 ай бұрын
Omg me too! 🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@nati9070
@nati9070 3 ай бұрын
@@Frogbee-sketches OMG ang they were homo-mates!!!! 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
@ftwjo
@ftwjo 3 ай бұрын
ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL?! - Stephen Lett
@Ichli3b-e55en
@Ichli3b-e55en Ай бұрын
Homo-homies! Idk Wut I am but it doesn’t really matter. Be you. Not a slave to a website
@decebaltrandafir
@decebaltrandafir Күн бұрын
Me too but i wish you were a dude. 😂
@KC_OnTheTrackLike
@KC_OnTheTrackLike Жыл бұрын
Bro, that albinism segment literally took place at my grandmother's house. Tasila is my aunt😂 fucking willd
@JDtimesten
@JDtimesten Жыл бұрын
I spent much of my childhood involved in this cult, and even though I escaped the worst of it's consequences, I can tell you 100% it fucked my head up. The anxiety, guilt, and fear took easily into my early 20s to go away totally (though who knows what subconcious damage was permanent and I'm just unaware). I feel like it's very difficult for anyone who hasn't been through it to genuinely comprehend it. Particularly the head trip on kids. I was told (in the eighties) to forget about high school and college because this world would cease to exist by then (my HS graduating class was 95). Unsurprisingly, this led me down a very unproductive and nihilistic road. Alot of drugs and sex and crime (easy money), which gave the "wise elders" perfect fuel to say "see?we told you so". When in actuality if I'd had a more encouraging message fed to me from birth, I may have avoided all those things. I can't say for sure-I am responsible for my actions. But what happens when you tell a sensitive young man from birth that nothing done in this life matters because the world is about to blow up in gruesome fashion?
@notsosmileyface
@notsosmileyface Жыл бұрын
So true, I can relate to you dear brother, I used to go through the same hell going through my teens and then 20's doing a lot of dope, like heroin to numb the pain of being inadequate by the so called JW saying this to me. And also by being cast out I was alone. Which led to bigger issues to which became even worse when you include the drugs with that as well. And this was all because of a loving God in the heavens was teaching me this way by punishing me because I wasn't loyal. What a load of nonsense. I'm surprised people don't actually wake up in the real world and see it how it is. They have their own lawyers I wonder what school they went to get this education. Luckily I was raised in the JW when going to college and University wasn't really looked down upon that much. But still University was a big no no. Because my dad would control everything which led to big issues when growing up.... Oh I could go on and on... Unbelievable this is. How they take the word of the bible and manipulate it into their own thing. There is nothing in the Bible about having to serve men through an organisation. It just states to be the best versions of yourself and you can achieve that by taking the example of Jesus, and Jesus doesn't really hold grudges or says you have to serve me like a maniac to get some reward. None at all. So they were lying all the time through Jesus. Religion is the biggest enemy of God, no wonder he is soo pissed at the leaders of religious beliefs, as they manipulated people since the birth of religion after jesus, especially talking about Christianity... Anyway fu#k those dick#heads...
@JDtimesten
@JDtimesten Жыл бұрын
@@notsosmileyface Thanks for telling your story. Heroin was the drug that I couldn't successfully juggle as well. Nowadays I do believe in a creator, and Christianity interests me (no particular church though). from all i've learned I think the JWs have it so backwards. The Governing Body takes Jesus' place, and they are just as bad as the pope. Bad stuff, man. I hope you're finding happiness now. much love to you.
@beaniebaby1208
@beaniebaby1208 Жыл бұрын
Sorry you suffered. Sending you a massive hug. ❤
@corrinabrown7611
@corrinabrown7611 10 ай бұрын
I grew up terrified in that religion. I was scared to say how I thought it was boring cause I thought God would kill me for saying that. Started as a lil girl I started getting sleep paralysis. The JW kids books are horrible. Also wen God woke me up he had to heal me cause I would have PTSD just hearing their music or anything that had to with them. I would cringe and feel like I was going back to the kingdom hall. Now I could watch these and Discern it all without feeling anything like that
@benfox1462
@benfox1462 Жыл бұрын
I cringed at "welcome to jw brocasting"
@realliving7340
@realliving7340 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@imjonathan6745
@imjonathan6745 8 ай бұрын
(orchestra music plays)
@Auudubillahi
@Auudubillahi Ай бұрын
Man i remember going to the meetings and assemblies was so non stimulating and absolutely boring as a kid. The media is the same ....something so utterly prude and phony about it
@bigboithe8th
@bigboithe8th Жыл бұрын
Pretty much anything WT related is depressing. Do more, do more, your best is never good enough, you’re not praying enough, you’re not going in service enough, you’re missing too many meetings, if you don’t go out in service you’ll die at Armageddon…..and oh, BTW, keep sending us more money so we can continue repeating this to you over and over.
@charrua59
@charrua59 Жыл бұрын
When this Pharisee's are finished with congregations there's not gonna be much left.
@alfred5048
@alfred5048 Жыл бұрын
New Convention Song: "It [Scare-Mageddon] Will Not Be Late." But wait ! Let's go back to March 2020 (over 3 years ago) when Stephen Lett said these exact words: "So the events unfolding around us are making clearer than ever that we’re living in the final part of the Last Days. Undoubtedly the final part of the final part of the Last Days. Shortly before the last day of The Last Days." Seems to be that the date for Scare-Mageddon continues to be a moving target.
@FirsteMann1929
@FirsteMann1929 Жыл бұрын
The only thing near to closing is the watchtower, hopefully
@calanm7880
@calanm7880 Жыл бұрын
1:08 in and cringe got me deep, 1:36 was off the charts “have you struggled with feelings of worthlessness?” Luckily my panda pal could rip all this BS to pieces and make me laugh at the same time! The old lady letter writing skit was so awful: like “are you depressed and lonely in the Org? Write letters to recruit folks to brainwash, who in years to come might give you a plant if they never use Google or KZbin”. The captioned animated song lyrics at the end were hilarious, and that yellow butt jiggling gif is true food to make heart glad - cracks me up every time. Your skilled edits and commentary had me crying with laughter, helps break the mental spell of irrational beliefs
@deltaprobably
@deltaprobably 13 күн бұрын
0:57 “i’m literally a talking panda”
@manfredpolster1732
@manfredpolster1732 Жыл бұрын
I'm always happy when someone breaks free of the chains created by religious fanatics. ❤
@blueberry90210
@blueberry90210 Жыл бұрын
The moment when the mechanic pulled his bible out and read a scripture, on the shop floor! But that music video just killed me. 😂
@song113nomore9
@song113nomore9 Жыл бұрын
Dude you are on a roll and getting better and better. This rebuttal and the cult video are your two best to date. Thank you
@Tabascofanatikerin
@Tabascofanatikerin Жыл бұрын
31:32 "Together in Jehovah's house [A.K.A. some sports stadium] there's no better place to be" "THERE'S NO BETTER PLACE TO BE" ................what about Paradise?
@scottpeterson7500
@scottpeterson7500 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ’s parable of the prodigal son sets me free from the guilt and shame instigated by the organization
@natashapeeters988
@natashapeeters988 Жыл бұрын
😂😂I had close caption on and the 🎵 song said, I am not kidding: if you draw clothes to me...
@mr.atheist8848
@mr.atheist8848 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hyp77
@hyp77 Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Stephen Lett next to Jesus, ruling over the world? We get closer to the paradise on earth every day...lol. Look at Stephen's eyes...Pure evil.
@adamantiumbullet9215
@adamantiumbullet9215 Жыл бұрын
Lett is the poster child for reasons NOT to look forward to Paradise. Oy.
@jimbobaggans1564
@jimbobaggans1564 Жыл бұрын
Marshall Applewhite.
@nola281
@nola281 Жыл бұрын
There's something very wrong with his face when he talks. He had too much Kool aid.
@iantaylor7596
@iantaylor7596 8 ай бұрын
Guy looks demonic 😂
@cygnustsp
@cygnustsp Жыл бұрын
You are really good at calling out the bs. Reminds me... Of me!
@googleyoflolz9930
@googleyoflolz9930 3 ай бұрын
29:19 TELL ME WHY this sounds like the "you'll play your part" song from my little pony friendship is magic???
@dannycasey8261
@dannycasey8261 Жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice the elderly sisters glass pane in her front door was broken and part of it was missing? The local congregation didn't care enough about the dangers of her accidentally cutting her arm or a bad person reaching in and unlocking her door? Her walls were roughly layed cinder blocks. A sure sign she probably was faithful enough to donate her time and money Pioneering and had no way to save money for a decent retirement. I knew 2 C.O.s that were biological brothers that were too old to serve anymore. They were from a huge multigenerational JW family. One lived in an old broken down trailer, the other in a run down house. Neither had children, only their wives. One totally lost his mind and would run out of the house in a panic screaming in fear.
@notthemama7296
@notthemama7296 Жыл бұрын
OK for this "You cringe you lose" thing, does dry heaving in disgust count? If it does I lose at 2:00
@notthemama7296
@notthemama7296 Жыл бұрын
OK, 13:55 was where I cringed
@kimmatthews2302
@kimmatthews2302 Жыл бұрын
They monopolize every bit of time you have! It's the worst!
@alexapproach
@alexapproach Жыл бұрын
7:57 Yup, this got me, the woman who wasn't doing enough because she was experiencing kidney failure. WTF
@alisonschmitt9533
@alisonschmitt9533 Жыл бұрын
This gave me a good laugh first thing this morning.
@JoliecMoi
@JoliecMoi 2 ай бұрын
Your commentaries have me rolling on the floor with laughter!😂😂😂 I could never go back to that organization!
@Tonithemeloni04
@Tonithemeloni04 6 ай бұрын
I cringed for the first time at 10:25 when the dude talked about “hey i lost my wife but screw my kids, i have duties to do!”
@MsMeza22
@MsMeza22 Жыл бұрын
Gracias por la risa tremenda que me provocaste! 😂 I'm currently on my lunch break so no one can see me laughing by myself. I lost it at the end though! Good job putting your twist on it. Saludos!
@exjwpandatower
@exjwpandatower Жыл бұрын
Abrazos! ❤
@cardoor1984
@cardoor1984 Жыл бұрын
no kids are ever excited for conventions. Of all the things, i hated conventions the most
@karenmoody2763
@karenmoody2763 Жыл бұрын
I remember it was hot and boring .After I got older I just walked around ,most of the younger generation was doing the same .
@cardoor1984
@cardoor1984 Жыл бұрын
@@karenmoody2763 my last convention as a pimo i left the grounds regularly, even during talks
@juliewillow7454
@juliewillow7454 Жыл бұрын
So near to closing got me😂😅
@randyg.7940
@randyg.7940 Жыл бұрын
Wow!!!! That's a new one
@anthonymauger9388
@anthonymauger9388 Жыл бұрын
Saw a four person door knocking hunting team today ,poor souls
@Monkey114
@Monkey114 Жыл бұрын
4 people ?used to be 2.
@pierrealberson4657
@pierrealberson4657 Жыл бұрын
Ha! I managed to keep my upper lip stiff - until your own unexpected twist at the end, that is! Then I laughed so hard . . . 🤣
@projectbreadwinners2942
@projectbreadwinners2942 Жыл бұрын
Man I don’t miss those long ass conventions
@StarWars.addict3d
@StarWars.addict3d 2 ай бұрын
6:59 Exactly what I thought of wth! 😂
@Canalbiruta
@Canalbiruta Жыл бұрын
19:39 caralho panda, i was eating my launch when you cursed in Portuguese lol my monitor is full of rice now lol
@exjwpandatower
@exjwpandatower Жыл бұрын
ksksks
@TBaker-kl1bh
@TBaker-kl1bh Жыл бұрын
“He also looks at your genital area…” bwahaha 🤣
@Lisa-x3n5x
@Lisa-x3n5x Жыл бұрын
Well, now I know where the word proselytize comes from. WT absorbed that one! Thanks Panda. Also, young boys before their voice breaks are called cantors in a choir. The west had its own ugly practice of castrating the good singers so that they wouldn't lose their singing voice.
@francinemirey1555
@francinemirey1555 Жыл бұрын
Also the Pharaoh's harem with hundreds of women , were taken care of by castrated eunuchs, they could even be young boys, but then Pharaoh was assured that none of the eunuchs taking care of the harem could rape/impregnate the women...😢
@someonesomewhere9115
@someonesomewhere9115 9 ай бұрын
“Did you know that when your spouse dies, the best way to help yourself is to do free labor for us?” Who could’ve possibly seen that coming from Watchtower * rolls eyes * This is a really sad video, but I also can’t stop rage-laughing because I knew exactly where this was going as soon as his wife died.
@Priceof90dollars
@Priceof90dollars 4 ай бұрын
How to watch a broadcasting: Jw library ❌ The KZbin✅
@majecal1818
@majecal1818 Жыл бұрын
23:13 ..by using the word "SEEM" in his statement he wasnt denying who they claim to be...so sneaky
@anastasia.noelle
@anastasia.noelle 7 ай бұрын
the way yellow tie dude talks KILLS ME why does his mouth move like that😭
@watchandjewelryloft4713
@watchandjewelryloft4713 Жыл бұрын
Oh man. The opening. I'm dead. I needed a good laugh sir. Thanks. 😂😂😂😂😂
@kammy6340
@kammy6340 Жыл бұрын
People have less anxiety and less anxious thoughts and less worthless feelings once they leave WT. Once I stopped seeing my worth as being dependent on the approval of a corporation (cause let's be honest, Jehovah is the organization) the majority of my anxiety disappeared. Edit: it always confounded me how God is not partial, yet he chose ONE nation as his nation and people who were foreigners could not fully join the nation and the superiority complex of the Israelites led them to kill anyone who didn't worship their God. But God loves everyone...yeah right. Edit: notice how in the drama where the mom died, they didn't focus on the man grieving or spending time with his family as a positive thing. They made it look bad that the man was working to provide for his family as a now single father with 2 kids cause he was missing spiritual things. It was bad for him to even think of stepping down as an elder. My God, WT is sleazy and disgusting.
@ronhansen8471
@ronhansen8471 Жыл бұрын
Of course it is easier Satan has removed the bulls eye on your back.
@ronhansen8471
@ronhansen8471 Жыл бұрын
No doubt people are less anxious and have less feelings of worthlessness when they leave the JW organization. EX JWs do not have Satan and the demons on their back anymore. It is a gift for leaving Jehovah God.
@slavishentity6705
@slavishentity6705 8 ай бұрын
​@@ronhansen8471You make Satan seem more merciful than Jehovah
@tonys6328
@tonys6328 Жыл бұрын
At the 10min mark, they sing that song about drawing close to me….and what does Stephen lett talk about, ‘just come to me little boy’…. So satan is singing and talking!
@TroublePuffs
@TroublePuffs 9 ай бұрын
Not me seeing this after my grandma tried to tell me they dont care if you're gay 💀
@claradontcara
@claradontcara Жыл бұрын
I LOVE your revised lyrics to the ending song! LOL!
@BudgieFan101
@BudgieFan101 Жыл бұрын
@2:48 When Mark had a chat with Satan beforehand. I lost it there Panda. ROTFL
@TallKulWmn1
@TallKulWmn1 Жыл бұрын
“Stampede out of their protective enclosure…” is that the JWs waking up & fleeing the KHs?
@susangflowers7180
@susangflowers7180 Жыл бұрын
I lost it with the condescending voice of an old woman out of DH. They are constantly talking down to their members. So glad I am out!
@johnrichardson7629
@johnrichardson7629 Жыл бұрын
Lett is disurbing
@UFO314159
@UFO314159 8 ай бұрын
Holy moly, this was depressing.
@EmilySolem-Davis
@EmilySolem-Davis Жыл бұрын
16:48 Right? It’s like, you wanna criticize the world for their emotional manipulation, but then imitate them? Wtf?
@natashapeeters988
@natashapeeters988 Жыл бұрын
What? Where and how 🤔?? I really don't 👀 see the same thing here. ???
@Renan-n3y
@Renan-n3y 4 ай бұрын
I'm Brazilian and have never been a JW. However, I did have a dentist (woman) who was a witness, she even had that "learn from the great teacher" book in the waiting room. Only now I am learning more about the religion and it seems strange that she was able to go to college and get a degree as a dentist, I thought women were discouraged from seeking higher education
@TheCombatEditor62
@TheCombatEditor62 6 ай бұрын
notice how he goes from "The governing body has approved a new song" to "You are expected to sing it flawlessly at the convention, so start practicing."
@THEDonnyB
@THEDonnyB 9 ай бұрын
Stephen Lett sounds like he deepens his own voice to try to sound like an old wise sage, but he comes off as the weird uncle who says he loves you but in reality only does as long as you're not gay... Oh. Wait.
@pamelaruth7400
@pamelaruth7400 Жыл бұрын
Those notes blow my mind. 31:57 Why did they do that? Its sick!!
@reluctantheist5224
@reluctantheist5224 Жыл бұрын
Why? Children find it more fun to draw notes than to write and write and as the text suggested it helps you stay awake.
@joeely6817
@joeely6817 Жыл бұрын
It's so amazing how much help the church provided to this person. "Just figure your own sh#t out but make sure you ruin yourself for the cult first."
@starfield1874
@starfield1874 Жыл бұрын
Every face of insanity that Stephen Lett makes is pure refined cringe.
@TheCombatEditor62
@TheCombatEditor62 6 ай бұрын
31:51 why are their smiles so painfully forced? I mean, come on. even they've got to realize how depressing and un-inspiring their propaganda is.
@uwumarii
@uwumarii 11 күн бұрын
29:21 I'm in tears 🤣 Yellow guy is definitely a fabulously flamboyant homosexual and he knows it
@dannycasey8261
@dannycasey8261 Жыл бұрын
Talking about Cringiness? "When... I felt I couldn't serve Jehoover as much as I'd like too." "When I got my balls chopped off the Dr slipped and All was lost. After that I lost confidence because my voice was a very high pitch. I was ashamed to talk at the doors." 😢🎉😅
@AnaN-bc8ed
@AnaN-bc8ed 2 ай бұрын
I love ur videos! Keep them comming ❤❤
@JACKET_boy
@JACKET_boy 9 ай бұрын
7:06 that was the funniest thing ever in the thing before it caught me really offguard. I was laughing my ass off for five minutes.😂😂😂😂😂😂
@wendinorthcott925
@wendinorthcott925 Жыл бұрын
As an ex JW… I left 30plus years ago. Best move I ever made. But.. when someone leaves JW they usually blame God and walk away from Him. The “God” JW serve is not the One True God.. it’s is their version of God. I may have left JW… but found the True God… and serve Him still.
@bytejourneycodes
@bytejourneycodes 4 ай бұрын
The source of our anxieties is also the cure, so true. It's similar to what my church says that if I don't speak in tongues and make sounds and noises like a crazy person then I will lose favour from Jesus 😞
@peterbunyan3924
@peterbunyan3924 Жыл бұрын
No no no no no no!😂Leave the cult is the answer.
@EmilySolem-Davis
@EmilySolem-Davis Жыл бұрын
30:58 Ugh, here we go again with the peppy music. Definitely not much different from the world now.
@graffffik
@graffffik Жыл бұрын
02:00 New sub, did you know this guy intentionally set his speech, and mannerisms, exactly as the other guy did? This is 100% intentional. It is cold-reading. Speaking in slow mono-syllables in order to hypnotize a listener. Being as it is an intentional duplicate of another, These people know full-well they are lying to people in order to alter their brain chemistry into 'believing'. if it were 1 person, it would be questionable, but if they are following suit 1 by 1, it is in fact intentional. This becomes worse when done with music to the same beat. It has been done this way for a long time, virtually all churches do it. It overwrites the doubt centers, makes one more susceptible to the patently absurd. It is an intentional form of mind-wiping. ExJW Panda Power - Cult leaders who make millions never leave cults
@graffffik
@graffffik Жыл бұрын
03:20 What can help us ? Why your indentured servitude, and all your money of course. 6:00 And it was customary for thugs like Moses to mass-slaughter entire nations, except for the ripe V____s of which became his multiple +1's and well as his followers multiple +1's 6:30 He's referring to Gender choices 7:00 Sand is not all identical, it is in fact comprised of multiple types of minerals not 1 10:00 Where was Yahweh when that drunk driver was barreling down the street? 20:30 Motivates by love? let me count the ways: Drown millions in a flood - Kills same animals in Egypt 3 times, Mass-slaughters 2 to 4 billion people between the poofing of the earth at about 4000 bce, and 1 bce, Sodom, Gamora, the hundreds of cities of people mass-slaughtered throughout the old testament, the motivation of stoning people to death for doing things like burning the wrong incense, Mass-slaughtering virtually everyone knew to win a bet with Satan , and more, feel the ❣! 28:25 not receiving blood = nonsense, because the blood this passage is referring to is from "Idols". And as for blood itself - the other passage is Do not eat meat with blood on it. These passages are referencing specific things about blood, not blood as a whole. And besides the bible orders you to cook bread using human feces (as a fuel) In the sight of the person who laid out said feces. Do they do this as well? You can't just cherry pick what to do, and what not to, do the whole damn bible, if you are going to do parts.
@precisionxt
@precisionxt Жыл бұрын
“I learned how mechanics balance tires today!” “Cool! Where did you learn that from?” “…a JW dramatization clip” “….”
@erikplaysdrunk9024
@erikplaysdrunk9024 6 ай бұрын
I now officially know the canonical voice of Satan. 😂
@EmilySolem-Davis
@EmilySolem-Davis Жыл бұрын
29:22 Love the little hamster twerk. Haha.
@LethargicDeities
@LethargicDeities Жыл бұрын
"Welcome to JW broadcasting" i lost in the first seconds 😢
@slavishentity6705
@slavishentity6705 8 ай бұрын
The "it will not be late" song made me think of Hazbin Hotel.
@d.archerofficial
@d.archerofficial Жыл бұрын
That ending is classic😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@andresouza5606
@andresouza5606 10 ай бұрын
"now its your time to indocrinate the future generations... caralho"
@-.-George-.-
@-.-George-.- 5 ай бұрын
11:30 WHAT?! 12 HOURS D@MN like, I workout/exercise 8 hours a week and (other than studying) That's my major activity, THAT'S CRAZY how much time they spend instead of doing healthy good things for their life Anyway, that's where and why I cringed
@Tailtiu3
@Tailtiu3 Жыл бұрын
i'm having an unsettling moment now watching their B.S again wondering how the hell did i get sucked in!!
@natashapeeters988
@natashapeeters988 Жыл бұрын
23min. 38...I am out of the cult for more than 3 decades now and I don't remember (I was born in) Satan being addressed as a God... is this new ??🧐🤬😈👹😹😵‍💫🤯🤭
@cygnustsp
@cygnustsp Жыл бұрын
Something in Philippians or one of Paul's bastardized letters where he called Satan the god of the world, which leaves it up to anyone's interpretation what the heck that's supposed to mean. JWs use it as a proof text to show that Jesus can be a god but not almighty Jehovah God. There are groups of Christians who say Satan isn't a person and demons don't exist, they are metaphors for our sinful condition, and the Jews thought this way until they were introduced to Greek gods like Hades. Elaine Pagels is an author who has written a lot of easily digestible books about how Jesus, Yahweh, baal and Satan got their beginnings and how they evolved. Of course JWs won't go anywhere near something like that, they have their own Bible encyclopedia and dictionary and that's all they need.
@DarthMagog
@DarthMagog Жыл бұрын
Yuuuuup, lost it at the Sand bit. Was that for me Panda?
@exjwpandatower
@exjwpandatower Жыл бұрын
Spiritual food at the proper time
@DarthMagog
@DarthMagog Жыл бұрын
@@exjwpandatower and that's why this channel is GOAT'd
@cardoor1984
@cardoor1984 Жыл бұрын
waiting for Darth Magogs reaction to the sand bit
@chriszablocki2460
@chriszablocki2460 Жыл бұрын
No. I am not sexually aroused by the male form. I feel like most men out there have repressed homosexuality urges that take the form of competitiveness, though. Just a theory.
@deathdrivesapontiac
@deathdrivesapontiac 9 ай бұрын
I cringed when they made out that the British guy was doing the wrong thing by stepping back in his JW work hours. Like why would that be a concern? Why is it so amazing that the elders granted him some extra time? That shit should be totally on pause until he feels READY and can actually GRIEVE PROPERLY
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