The New Pinocchio Movie Ruined My Life

[@Nymphaea01]

This sounds like they got a group of drunk people to make a parody of this classic movie

[@emilierekdal5118]

Haha I was just about to comment on how Pinocchio sounds drunk throughout the whole movie lmao. xD

[@Novaaaaaaaaaa.]

SO TRUE LOL

[@skrublordnord69]

@@emilierekdal5118 tbh I thought it was tommy wisaeu or however you spell it lol I was like daaamn he got better at English it seems lol. Boy was I wrong lol

[@youshallnotpass3937]

Don't you mean Classic book?

[@ameilioracryptos5298]

Agreed

[@dungeonmasters4]

As a writer this really gives me confidence in my writing skills 🤡

[@melodi_bunniez]

As a fellow writer, I agree

[@Shreena.glitter8734]

Oh my as a student who is interested in writing stories, will really really make it easier lol

[@kenshiloh]

Concerning Pinoccio, you wrote, "As a writer this really gives me confidence in my writing skills." Yes! Go forth in great confidence, my child. You cannoteth doeth worseth.

[@richardpaull6526]

9:09 - 9:19 I love how Pinocchio sounds mildly annoyed at being brought back alive, as if it's some small inconvenience LMAO!

[@donatellohamato748]

He wanted an out of this movie, but destiny said: Nope, you're going to suffer with us.

[@yh0o]

i dont think lionsgate showed pauly shore the scene or give any directions when he was voicing that line. or just any of his lines rlly. a lotta them sound outta place

[@strongest_eggg]

"you're alive!" "oh yeah, I guess"

[@CrazyDuckie94]

"Ugh, yeah... I guess so"

[@jasminkrieger8464]

Kuzco

[@game-enjoyer13]

The funniest thing in this for me is the weird “SkadeeSkadeeSkadee!!” while he’s booking it to the window. Like wtf even is that sound and what is it even trying to convey

[@armychan7565]

there should just be an entire montage of Polly Shore making random sounds in this movie. There's a lot. Especially that horrendous sound he make on his horse.

[@emilierekdal5118]

“Buddy! You are alive!😭” “Ugh. Yeah. I guess so.😒” As yes, the most touching character revival scene in history.

[@vixoraqe]

"UGuH, I guess I'm alive."😑😔😔😒😒😒

[@sannyan848]

Ngl I choked during that part

[@gabrielesilinic]

Yaaas

[@Frostfern94]

A mood

[@jonquilgemstone]

Yep, he's definitely a teenager 😆

[@changyang1498]

Gepeto is just a supportive protective parent. He knows his son is fruity and he wants to protect him from homophobes.

[@codyo2921]

Yes me I’m homophobic

[@Yourlocalsoapeater]

Lmfao

[@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777]

The homophobic cat still found him 😔

[@codyo2921]

@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777 I have your two toe nails

[@MagisterialVoyager]

I- 💀

[@victoriaescobedo5458]

I like how a magical growing nose isn't logical in their world, and yet a puppet coming to life follow by a horse who could talk and two bipedal furries is

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌

[@barbararab6390]

Obviously

[@MrBerserkinTime]

@@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 gæ

[@cloberlobster2276]

well this can simply all be explained. - living puppets aren't wrong because they are probably sex robots. - talking animals are slaves. - and furries are the lower class (as they should be 😌)

[@RowdyClouds]

This doesn’t happen every day for you? It must be a sad illogical world your live in.

[@erindebaun8315]

5:32 “MAMA MIA! A WOODEN BOY! AHHHGH!” *pulling that trigger without hesitation*

[@TiredEyePilot]

This movie is basically the worlds most expensive shit post and I love it

[@camygael]

Bee movie

[@TiredEyePilot]

@Camygael true lol

[@AvaWdoesvids]

@@camygael nah bee movie is much better than this lol

[@cdjk28]

@@camygael At least the Bee Movie wasn't a complete acid trip, it had a story

[@billcipher8645]

@@cdjk28 wdym it has a relantionship between a woman and a BEE fighting to stop producing honey (which increases bee population irl and benefits them) while the bees being mostly males (they wouldn't survive that long lol) and working in a company in their hive that encourages them to overwork to death how is it not an acid trip?

[@LostieMJ]

Am I the only one who bursted laughing with the 3:39 scene? "Anyone suspicious in your home?" Zoom the weirdst extras ever in any animation movie

[@Leo-oz4qf]

I thought I was the only one who loved the constable lmaoo

[@ihswap]

The scene has a purpose because you can see Pinocchio in the back. But at first it was funny cause i thought it just randomly showed them lol they're like basically the same model only one has a tiny skinny mustache.

[@theduckie701]

I know someone who looks like that.

[@justsomenoob1882]

They look like dream 💀

[@laurentaylor2129]

they look like bj novak

[@arcshuttle]

Yo, they seriously tried to do the whole "being human is about what's on the inside" morale, but then pulled the rug from under our feet and said "Screw it, let's just copy Tangled's revival thing, that'll connect somehow!"

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE

[@MelTheMeep]

Ok, I won't, I'm sure no one else will either

[@lizgeorge5864]

my favorite part is the deep voice of “see you later my dear gepetto” to “bye daddeeeee!!!!’”

[@s-agk]

IM LOOSING MY FUCKING MIND IM LITERALLY UNCONTROLLABLY LAUGHING WHY DID THEY MAKE HIM CALL GEPPETO DADDY 😭😭

[@allighast9714]

They did it for the fanfics

[@ainsleyharriot6060]

they made him an entire fruit buffet

[@GarfieldAtLasganaParty]

Daddy is just meaning dad the guy is basically a child nothing bad behind it u guys are strange.

[@cyberjunkie2880]

@@GarfieldAtLasganaParty daddy doesnt mean father anymore it means master, sir, dom , owner

[@GarfieldAtLasganaParty]

@@cyberjunkie2880 well people are sick

[@sakurafalls2468]

Bella: "I don't even like you!" Pinocchio: "No, Bella, please! Help me! My daddy will kill me if he finds out I don't like you either. 😭"

[@bellaknightR597]

Lol

[@shriyapalsule4790]

Lol

[@brandonspain12345]

I remember hearing one review that summed the movie up too well I couldn't say it better myself: "Horrible & Phenomenally Unimaginative"

[@Nothing.Nugget]

it's funny how Taco Bell made a better anime then a full fledge movie

[@amirose4434]

There's a Taco Bell aNIME????!!!!

[@Nothing.Nugget]

@@amirose4434 yeah look it up on KZbin. It's used to promote their nacho fries

[@yeetthetacoo4068]

But if everything else is considered imaginative then maybe this is the most imaginative movie of the century because they took old, classic Pinnochio and made him ✨fruity✨ along with adding things to it that could ruin someone's life 🙂

[@Soupagirl]

@@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 oh shut up

[@ghostpepper3099]

3:01 "IMMA BOY AND IMMA ALIIIIVE!"🤣🤣🤣

[@veramaria107]

XDDD

[@renisstillalive]

IM A BOY AND IM ALIIIIIIIIVEEE!! AAHH 😩💅

[@TripWagstaff5213]

Shrek pinocchio is the real pinocchio, thongs and all.

[@ninar9664]

Fax

[@tsubaki7370]

XD

[@shisah5544]

Tbf this Pinocchio sounds like he wears thongs too

[@Yourlocalsoapeater]

Lol

[@M1ntP0ppy]

I think it's just this Pinocchio's future self no

[@AvaWdoesvids]

2:48 feels like a fever dream. Well the whole movie does but especially this- like why did he laugh and then ‘oH bOy iM AlIvE”

[@ameilioracryptos5298]

Tf

[@ameilioracryptos5298]

True

[@ameilioracryptos5298]

The acting was so bad

[@tikki2157]

"Pinnochio u r alive!" " *sighs* I guess so" he sounds so disappointed 🤣😂

[@chupacadabra5161]

"Ugh, I guess so..." 🙄😒

[@bonkchoy6881]

Aahaahhaahhahaahha

[@claudiacaturegli254]

As an Italian, I'm dying laughing. Poor Collodi is surely writhing in his grave. Lmao.

[@aurea.]

At least you're finding some enjoyment in this disaster of a movie!

[@Kirio_Dorito]

Collodi, who was already rolling in his grave after a Soviet guy took his work, changed the plot and claimed as his own:

[@viggocrise]

The faces and audio don’t sync, and the acting of pretty much everyone is troll 2 teir. Everyone’s distracted by gay Pinocchio but but no ones talking about how this movie brakes like the most basic rules of animation, film making, and sound mixing.

[@a1m3v]

well the movie was originally made in Russia, so the faces are most likely synced to the original Russian audio

[@maninanikittycat4238]

And the voice acting for Pinocchio is the worse voice acting I’ve ever seen

[@pillbugm8914]

c'mon this is way worse than trolls 2. Not a fan of the trolls franchise but this movie is pathetic

[@Cr102y]

@@pillbugm8914 Not Trolls 2,Troll 2.

[@119Agent]

@@pillbugm8914 you need to watch Troll 2. As soon as possible.

[@Leblenlens]

8:52 can't believe there's literally hello neighbor in this movie

[@spiderymantis4226]

Hello neighbor 3 confirmed??? Hello Neighbor 3: A Fairly Odd Tale

[@RaincloudUA_Warriors_Cats]

wait WHAT-

[@ShiroKage-h8v]

This movie is a comedy gold. It feels like a parody just to piss the audience or something😂😂😂😂

[@paulolsen2197]

I took away this comment’s 123 likes

[@nidas408]

@@paulolsen2197 I took your fridge

[@razorandsharp]

I just want to listen to Pinocchios voice. Cracks me up. And the skedeee skedee thing

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE

[@LegendarySpaceRipper]

I'd only be pissed if I brought the DVD.

[@A_JinglyRabbit]

My personal favorite lines: “SKIDEWSKIDEWSKIDEWSKIDEW-“ “BYE DADEEE!” And “It’s just meEe”

[@codiserville593]

The it's just me could become a new meme

[@cjxander9205]

What about, mama mia! A wooden boy! And, MEAOWR!

[@lukemckenzie0121]

WHYYY DID HE HAVE TO CALL HIM DADDY 😭

[@ainsleyharriot6060]

he was already fruity, might as well go full throttle

[@aldranzam3456]

skidew skidew skidew

[@siren7561]

THANK YOU DAD-EI 😩

[@guyfrietee6159]

“Bye daddi, bye bye!”

[@ineedsomemilk7365]

Idk bro, is calling your dad daddy not normal? Even I thought it wasn't weird cuz I call my dad daddy...

[@Voodoomaria]

Okay so three versions of Pinocchio were due to come out this year INCLUDING a live action Disney reboot [and those have done Soooo well in the past ~Rolls my eyes~] so Lionsgate films searched for and found a cheap version shot in Russia, bought it for pennies, then knocked out the fastest, cheapest and WORST voice acting imaginable in a desperate rush to beat the other films to the market. Never seen that done before [cough that sounds remarkably like "Dungeons and Dragons"]. Lame knock-offs are commonplace. Asylum films has turned it into a full-on parody industry, but this is just going way too far.

[@ABtheButterfly]

I love how when Pinocchio came back to life and became a real boy he sounded annoyed like they just woke him up from a nap

[@kookiezandmilk2975]

“Maybe Leonardo…No, that won’t do. He’d grow up to be a selfish actor.” They really came for Leo by adding that line 💀

[@TheArkman360]

2:37 Funny since in the trailer he says he would grow up to be a turtle that eats pizza

[@sigma--boss7098]

Probably a good thing they changed it. The original line felt soooo forced

[@ultgamercw6759]

@@sigma--boss7098 So does the final line.

[@kand.4138]

He actually says both, including an artist

[@macdoozy]

He says “he may become a selfish actor (DiCaprio), or an artist (Da Vinci), or a turtle who only like pizza”. Not entirely sure what this film has against Leonardo DiCaprio. Or why this line was included anyway. Or any of the lines.

[@GammaFox6]

Genuinely the most believable voice acting from Pinocchio this whole movie was when he said “ugh, yeah I guess so.” Like…are you kidding?

[@davadh]

This looks like a very impressive college student project but not enough for a studio sponsored feature...

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE

[@somanygoodfandoms]

I've seen better college student projects as well, so-

[@davadh]

@@somanygoodfandoms well, there's still range in impressive, some go to become assistance animators and others lead animators

[@somanygoodfandoms]

@@davadh Fair enough

[@thekoi171]

Geppetto: *takes head and hits it with hammer 3 times * Also Geppetto: "damn that was the most exhausting thing I've ever done"

[@hattedshadow2872]

“Lions gate didn’t pay me to crap on this movie” did anyone else see his nose grow when he said that?

[@bloomingmagnolias4058]

HAHAHA

[@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9]

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE

[@Carysbear]

@@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 WOW why don’t u stop putting this on every comment

[@markalexander3659]

The gay voice for Pinocchio makes it low-key hilarious every time he calls Geppetto "Daddy" lol

[@haiyorokondemilker]

Is so sus I would 🧔⚡🇬🇷

[@Hello-mi4ol]

Bruh this line got me laughing so hard: “I was having a very nice nap and Pinocchio rudely awakened me with this god-awful noise.”

[@peach_tea0]

This seems like one of those movies you would find in the bargain bin at Walmart or a dollar store but it's actually produced by a significant film studio and I continously can't belive that

[@mafertron6138]

5:19 this looks like a highschool play, where no one wanted to participate, and they barely remember their lines

[@siren7561]

..I'm-.. bella-

[@lame_fanboy8335]

MY 😐 NAME 😐 IS 😐 PINOCCHIO 😐

[@tripleltrouble568]

MAMA MIA 😨 A WOODEN BOY 😱 ARRGGHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@sharpiebathodie]

*mOaN* PEENOKIOOOOOO 😭 WOT HAVE YOU Dh-🥵ONE? U KEELED H-hIEM! 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[@sharpiebathodie]

@@tripleltrouble568 WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTING 🔫 AT FURBRAAAAAIINZZZ!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!? 🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️

[@vampireaieon6257]

7:20 A wooden boy gets rejected by a girl, funniest sh*t I’ve ever seen ..

[@Styxios]

2:31 I think it’s funny how the ninja turtle joke was dropped because it made absolutely zero sense

[@jakedebruin2246]

It’s still in there, though he says he’ll be an actor, than he says he’ll be an artist, than a turtle who only cares about pizza.

[@throwinshade7768]

The cat just straight up shot Pinocchio without warning, what a gangsta

[@PugNation1978]

I won't get that out of my head "Thank you daddy" "SKA DI SKA DI SKA DI!" Edit: oh my god mom I'm FAMOUS!

[@alyssacamacho1886]

I choked on my pita chips at that part 😭😭😭😭💀😂

[@IntegriTee]

My favorite part 🤣

[@Fīshyyyy-b7t]

No way the voice actor wasn't drunk

[@Decade332]

"RRAAACHA"

[@hallowedchromee310]

@@Fīshyyyy-b7t I have to believe he was held at gunpoint by the cat, forced to voice act as the gayest straight character in cinema history lmao

[@one8467]

8:25 best piece of advice ever

[@LUN4M00NA]

The way Pinocchio said I IM ALIVE sounded like he was drunk

[@heccinashes5707]

"Lions gate didn't pay me to crap on this movie." That's exactly what someone who's been paid to crap all over this movie would say 🧐

[@Ice_Animates]

7:04 “It’S jUsT mE” -Pinocchio 2022

[@thankyouverymochi]

bro who tf say "skiddy skiddy skiddy!" while running 🤣 1:03

[@kingofthelivingdead42069]

2:55 from what I’ve seen, this is the smoothest animation out of this movie

[@artualpseu3691]

FOR SURE

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

HOLY SHEET

[@viviasaritadamico7048]

their whole budget went for that scene XD

[@angeII]

lmao you’re actually right

[@oliverandadamgaming9359]

I’m I boy and I’m alive! Leaves

[@Rin-st8jk]

05:39 the ending screen would be "perfect" here

[@LunarVortex_1]

4:32 "Thank you daddy." I feel like they knew what they were doing.

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

Pinocchio: Is straight. Everyone: *"absolutely not."*

[@Mattttttttttttttt]

I can’t get enough of this channel. Well done!

[@MatthewAbles]

Thank you!

[@hellooo-l8f]

0:20 I THOUGHT HE SAID I TOOK A BIG SHAT😂

[@RetroDotTube]

😂😂😂😂

[@bostonhockeyco]

Fairy: "If someone wants to be human, all they have to do is be human." I don't think that's how the system works...

[@nunyabiznes33]

It's 2022, you can be anything you want to be!

[@syahidkacak]

Just identify yourself as human

[@Nakia11798]

Your dog suddenly poofing into a human would be terrifying.

[@spiderfrog5764]

@@nunyabiznes33 because 14 year olds said so

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

This is 2020 gen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE EVEN MARRYING A COOKIE

[@pole8740]

this movie feels ironic, like all the animations looks mediocre but when he got shot, that shit was amazing

[@n.e.r.d.2213]

We did not ask

[@benitomercia7643]

I just tried watching it and all the voice actors are different. I've been trying to figure this out for like an hour. Pauley Shore isn't voicing pinochhio. For some reason it's some British VA and all the other voices are different when I compare the clips to the trailer. Can someone please help me with this? I might have been watching the Russian dubbed version. Is there even a Russian dubbed version?! WHY AM I NOT HEARING TWINKNOCCHIO?! I SWEAR I'M LOOSING MY FUCKING MIND SOMEONE HELP ME PLS 😭

[@espasold6275]

There are two dubs, a UK version (Which is the one you watched) and a US version. The US version is from Lionsgate and that's the one with the yassified Pinocchio lol

[@benitomercia7643]

@@espasold6275 OMG THANK YOU. That makes so much more sense now

[@weronikan8703]

Well this movie IS from Russia so the Russian dub as well as the weitd lip sync should make sense

[@10superpower]

@@benitomercia7643 There's also another US dub with Jon Heder as Pinocchio.

[@denisereekers2247]

Where can i watch the version with pauley shore 😭

[@SpookyGhostpeppers]

A part of me was hoping the trailer made the movie look way worse than it actually was, but this review just confirmed it wasnt the case. I still havent seen the full film yet but I already have my expectations set.

[@PunchyDonk]

4:40 I make this sound when I’m taking a piss

[@kyaraevergreen2344]

*SKE DEE SKE DEE SKE DEE RRRRRHHHAAKA*

[@renisstillalive]

DEE SKÆDEE SKÆDEE SKÆDE- LAKKA

[@MolangNugget]

“SEE U LATER MA DEAR GEPETTOOO-“

[@vajavajush]

if this was a movie from like 2009 i wouldnt say a thing but this just hurts to look at, not mentioning the sound design

[@sallupo8222]

This movie looks like is was made in a different language and then dubbed over. This is horrible hahah

[@TheArkman360]

It was. The movie was made in Russian originally

[@Miipmiip]

@@TheArkman360 that explains so much to me

[@nostalgicrobot]

@@TheArkman360 we don't want to be associated with this

[@rmn070]

@@nostalgicrobot No, definitely not!

[@Настя-ъ8ф5с]

As a fellow Russian, I'm torn between apologizing for this movie's existence and saying "you're welcome" for all the memes it created.

[@Teega-v2h]

2:56 “I’m a boy and I’m ✨✨✨ALIIIIIIVVVVEEEEE✨✨✨” 😂😂😂

[@allisqnxz..]

"hmm.... how about we change his voice?" "we can't" "oh c'mon, they wont notice" *"hey tom, just act gay as possible"* also that "bye daddy" 💀

[@writersblock1016]

"I'm a boy and I'm aliiiive!" STOP IT 😭

[@mrpumpkin3853]

E

[@chainjail4834]

🔫

[@stephanienader7604]

I hate that the dude at 7:36 walks like he's holding in a giant Taco Bell turd.

[@bellalalalalalalalalalallalaal]

💀💀💀

[@jordannnk]

STAPHHHH 💀💀💀💀

[@lilbean1032]

5:16 And it spawns one of the most insane scenes in cinimea history.. -Wells Fargo add plays-

[@kevinrosesebert]

Please dress up as Pinocchio for Halloween 😂😂

[@alicornfunoggg36]

Add powder + 💅 + feminine sound = _SASSY_

[@PeekABooItsACloaker]

MATERIAL GWORL

[@alwinvillero9505]

daddy~~

[@12DAMDO]

"trick or trEat💅" *receives candy* "yass queen, sLay"

[@foliumviride2547]

"trick or treat! 💅" *Gives Candy 🍭* "Thank you _daddy~!_ 👁️👄👁️"

[@applejuice8271]

"See you later my dear GEPETTOOO" I can't- lol im dying😂

[@TheArkman360]

FAATHER WHEN CAN I LEAVE TO BE OWN MY OWWNNNN, I'VE GOT THE WHOOLLE WOOORRRRLLLDD TO SEEEE!!!!!

[@blue_the_boy_kisser]

*worldussy

[@whereismynachoroll47]

*worldussy

[@PeekABooItsACloaker]

*worldussy

[@hoolala1857]

*worldussy

[@herkkutatti4328]

no

[@hannahbull]

8:17 close your eyes and listen 😏

[@anaruthh85]

Omg

[@Glass-Lemonade]

I still struggle to believe this is a real lionsgate film

[@SimonBrill-vs9yx]

0:12 💅✨Father when can I leave and by on my own💅✨🤣

[@JP_FRFR]

I think the most shocking thing in this movie isn't that they have completely changed the whole story and made it worse it's that he isn't gay

[@iki9958]

"U dont think its suspicious that theres no one suspicious in ur home?" -some detective

[@EmilicoYamigos]

Pinocchio leaves his home, 5 mins after, gets shot, this is trully a very accurate Latino experience.

[@ER_686]

9:36 TAKE A SEAT SHORTEEE

[@noone-mo6gy]

*CRASH*

[@hiya88]

2:55 this looks like something from the sims 4

[@MrRansm]

It does too- 💀🤣

[@NateIsNotOkay]

It does!

[@renisstillalive]

lol

[@ele_99]

The “animation” during the first exchange with Bella gave me so many Zelda vibes

[@IchBinKane]

This is supposed to be a „true story" and even the horse said, that the Pinocchio's nose doesn't really grow when he lies. Like, the name „Pinocchio" literally means „one who lies often" (and if we consider that Pinocchio's main character trait is his nose growing when he lies, I don't understand the purpose of this movie.. oh ye, money ig) SKE DE SKE DE

[@kkr0ug]

It is the other way around: Pinocchio started to mean "liar" only after Collodi's book became popular.

[@npc6817]

Pinocchio is just a cute-ish sounding embellishment of the name Pino (actual italian name), which Geppetto chose as Pinocchio was carved from a single piece of pine wood. Supposedly after the book got popular the name became slang for liar in tuscany and neighboring regions but I've lived in collodi for years and haven't heard it used a single time

[@dxrkerrxses]

"I'm a boy and I'm aliveeee" "AUGHHH😩"

[@Zlata_____]

6:07 Just look at the Fox's hand

[@pepperpassion8629]

Oh shit went right threw

[@niveapatrocinio4987]

yikes

[@fabionoronhazampieri7639]

Clipped throw his head

[@alexegbuna9706]

Pinocchio's laugh at 2:58 had me rolling 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@gloomcookie1709]

When Pauly Shore is the most normal thing in the movie, you know you've got an...interesting movie.

[@lurix6711]

9:03 but why is it like Tangled

[@RubenGuzman69]

The horse is voiced by Napoleon Dynamite.

[@irrationalgoose2290]

7:03 Her hair went: ⬆ ⬇ ↗ ↘ ↙ ↖

[@t.j.johnsonthewriter]

“If you wanna be human (or anything else) then just be human” Ollie London: and I took that personally

[@LionGrl3212]

"When can i leave to be on my ooown 😩 ive got the whole ✨wOrLdUsSy✨💅"

[@joyunicycle]

Just listening to the lines is making me scream: "Who wrote this script?! I want names!"

[@sensei_011]

That leonardo drama is unreal. I was drawing leo watching this movie lol.

[@yourfavoriteannie]

SKIDEE SKIDEE SKIDEE SKIDEE 🐎🪟🏃🏼‍♂️

[@b.f.2461]

This is a Russian movie, so the detective randomly looking for suspicious people with no evidence makes sense.

[@aurea.]

Good ol' militsiya days...

[@KarTheMagnificent]

“Unless you’re living under a very large ROCK, you’ve probably seen this clip” Me: guess I’m Patrick

[@blanker_white]

it's the "BYE DADDY!" 😭😭✋

[@nnthe.3154]

9:29 I can’t believe this is the version I watch as a kid

[@chainjail4834]

5:51 so true 😹

[@cocosolis8240]

Why the hell does Pinocchio just fucking shout at everyone

[@sillyface6950]

I guess talking animals a normal. The cat, the fox, the horse. But a wooden puppet? That's weird. And a perfect excuse for the gun crazed cat to shoot something.

[@4eyedvgn]

I can't believe they got stoney, ice king, and napoleon dynamite to do this movie

[@noahfinnceis_sigma]

“Hey you should like this person!” “Ok!” This makes so much sense 😌

[@dotdotdotdotdotdotdottod]

a man named jePEDO carving a little boy to call him daddie.......this one of them scifi adaptations aint it

[@sipit7029]

whoa this is history.

[@hrtsmei]

“I’m a boy and I’m aliiiive!.. auGhh.”