The *NEWEST* Worst Game on Steam

I didn't think it was possible but I've found a game with a ZERO PERCENT rating on Steam... it has take the crown for The Worst Game On Steam.
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[@RikuIshmaru]

The ironic thing is - he played a game called “There is NO game” and it was outstanding... and here we are with a game - with no game in it...

[@kinseycole]

Why is life so sad with games that have no game and no games that have games. What has the world come to

[@holyassasin0544]

@@kinseycole behold the dumbest timeline.

[@hectichive889]

@@kinseycole I’m afraid this is just the society we live in now and we’ll have to make do...

[@falaghsepehr5504]

wise words

[@glaucogd1800]

And there is Paladins. A game found inside a glitch in your computer.

[@ry3833]

when the bar is so low that a basic wall makes you excited

[@unscspartan93]

Riiiggghhttt?

[@ninetime6958]

Lmao Fr

[@user-biscut]

Your comment is underrated because it was like Mark had suddenly been reborn with a new wave of hope. It's really sad how badly this game let him down. 😢

[@ericfieldman]

I mean hell, that's why Trump won

[@sniperarcher7630]

@@user-biscut i agree

[@bggamingdeluxe5658]

the worst game rating is like: 2019: 6% 2020: 3% 2021: 0% 2022: -3%

[@gamerhacklagos6883]

2024: -9%

[@The_Void_Constellation]

2025: -12%

[@emirhan4604]

2026:-15%

[@chirone_]

2027: -18%

[@bod-7268]

2028: -21%

[@Fathomorg]

As a student studying game design, this is very entertaining. It's amazing to see how unintuitive a UI can be designed.

[@anceptus]

Sorry to necro this thread but do you have any game releases? I'd love to see the stuff you've developed if you have any. Cheers, keep up the good work.

[@Lallint]

@@anceptus he dead

[@schwingedeshaehers]

​@@Lallint he isn't dead

[@Lallint]

@@schwingedeshaehers yeah he is

[@schwingedeshaehers]

@@Lallint okay, I misslooked. I thought his last comment on the channel is 4 days ago, but it is 4 weeks

[@ameadus]

"I won't say it's broken because that would assume that there is a fixed state."

[@tacshot645]

Lol

[@BraydenDarrell]

As there’s 911 comments 911: “911 what’s your emergency” People who play this game: “isndhaomejdosks”

[@underscoredfrisk]

What a line to describe this game.

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@BraydenDarrellhuh

[@BraydenDarrell]

@@tweenytwinkies I don’t even know… that was 3 years ago haha

[@arsene5918]

Imagine the typical “hey this is the developer of the game” comment in this video.

[@qwintur349]

You are assuming there is a "developer" for this "game."

[@notsure1969]

Hey there. I'm the developer of University Tycoon. I spent an entire 10 minutes on this game. Please send me your money. Thanks.

[@Lickmo]

@@notsure1969 I'm sold I'm giving you $50

[@notsure1969]

@@Lickmo Great. Expect to receive the game anytime between now and the next fifty years or, more realistically, never. Thank you for your patronage.

[@notsure1969]

@B You got it, buddy. Do you prefer digital download or cartridges?

[@emberrose2750]

"At the request of the developer, this game is no longer available for purchase through Steam"

[@SallySue9725]

I just saw that lol but did this mean the developer had a change of heart about ripping people off?

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@@SallySue9725 Or they got obliterated by people coming from this video telling them to stop selling this absolutely terrible monstrosity that can barely be considered a product, let alone a game.

[@SallySue9725]

@@nikkiofthevalley true that’s probably more likely

[@spence6395]

Alternate title: Mark has an existential crisis, while Walmart brand sims do the macarena

[@Serrifin]

This game isn’t Walmart brand, it’s trying to pass off as Walmart brand to gain credibility

[@SylverScourge]

Its like dollar general brand

[@brokenpayphone]

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena

[@ch3rryl3m0naD3]

@@SylverScourge it’s not even god dammed dollar store brand

[@milkenthusiast.3486]

@@ch3rryl3m0naD3 dollarama brand

[@chancematters]

“It’s like putting money in a vending machine that only kicks you in the balls”

[@nweasels]

Mark would probably put money into that machine.

[@williamwright4813]

And if you don't have balls, it gives you balls, and then kicks you in them.

[@wepntech]

at least that would serve a purpose. i guess.

[@federicopieruzzi1162]

No, he wouldn't because he is not a masochist

[@chancematters]

@@federicopieruzzi1162 of course not! He’s NOT a masochist. He just likes to test what his body can handle!

[@i1C4RU5]

The best part is that he only has 23 minutes on record. All of the emotions that we see Mark going through took 23 minutes.

[@salemlynn8225]

HA!😂

[@coldwind6556]

Well he has horrible add. It's about all that runs through his mind

[@miguel3302]

Why does he only have 23 minutes

[@kingsonom5847]

@@miguel3302 it just means he has 23 minutes logged on this game in steam

[@deadinthedaylight142]

They actually ended up taking this game off of steam, thank god.

[@xvxreapervx5741]

I was looking for a comment to see if they ever did. It’s a good thing they did they were basically just taking money

[@bigendered]

i was gonna play the game. i cant make games, and i guarantee you there are no other games where you can build an entire university without worrying about money

[@starrynight9104]

Markiplier literally went through the five stages of grief after he finished his school. Denial 12:20 - Questioning game in hopes of finding something to do regardless of how low that hope is looking Anger 12:26 - Shouting out question in anger (well close enough) Bargaining 12:31 - Laughing hysterically as if asking the world for a solution Depression 12:39 - Hopelessness sets in Finally Acceptance 12:44 - He comes to the conclusion the game is garbage

[@malignanttrog]

in a span of only 24 seconds too amazing

[@drollfurball2863]

Should save this for somebody to use as an example for their psych class

[@ourgoldenspires]

thats how you know your game is trash

[@pajlauj860]

@@drollfurball2863 no.

[@skyrajpal3923]

@@pajlauj860 yes

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

I’m honestly just impressed that he found two games at 0%

[@ashleewoods9205]

Me too. That takes a special kind of dedication and no sense of self-preservation

[@kaboom4750]

Both had 14 reviews too

[@KingSolidTails]

I mean when there are only 14 reviews..

[@marias5685]

opinions on pizza dog 🥺

[@cakenugget8401]

Remember it’s steam lol not that far fetched

[@KonroMan]

Markiplier University: “Our toilets allow people to stare each other down.”

[@IggsHowlee]

LOL the highlight of the video

[@reaper_boixx3126]

Oh buddy you haven't heard of "let's game it out" that guy never misses an option to make people watch someone taking a shit in public 😂😂😂

[@elichu1173]

I was trying not to laugh in this video but it's impossible

[@rolfu491]

@@reaper_boixx3126 yup

[@rolfu491]

This is normal for me

[@Empire526]

The price is so high because it's simulating real university prices. $500 for a stack of paper that doesn't even have binding is almost as bad as the price of this game.

[@SwedishAlicorn]

Imagine being stuck in a simulation and THIS is the world you're trapped in forever

[@concept5631]

That would be hell.

[@rokamayono8590]

I’d rather take my chances with the void

[@nicolesvariouswares]

Imagine buying a terrible game, leaving a review that says “DONT DO IT!” , then seeing a video in your recommend of one of the most popular KZbinrs playing it

[@vidiaplays]

who are these people buying random 20 dollar games to test them out lol

[@ghostlyanomaly]

@@vidiaplays Probably people who like tycoon games and...got desperate??? I have no clue why they'd settle on this lump of nothing though considering how many "___ Simulator" and "___ Tycoon" games are out there that...that Actually offer content lmao

[@hosseinsoltani1117]

@@ghostlyanomaly actually that make sense because some ppl said the idea of this game is great

[@ghostlyanomaly]

@@hosseinsoltani1117 Yeah - I figure they probably saw it and first glance assumed it to be a promising indie game. Unfortunately they were incredibly wrong lmao

[@latieraeve]

Someone's gotta take the L

[@patrickracer43]

Everyone: "DON'T BUY THIS GAME!" Markiplier: "I'm gonna buy this game" The game: *is terrible* Markiplier: "well then..."

[@SemAlce]

i mean what did he expected

[@davenonek3712]

Lmao yeah but he checked the reviews of the game after he already bought it

[@elfasto2255]

_It’s Treason, then.._

[@marwanyoussry1291]

Spend money to make money ;)

[@Usuario459]

@@marwanyoussry1291 finally someone smart in this commentary

[@petermalloy2436]

the music is the kind of thing you'd hear in a professional presentation on some global issue, either having been made by a student, some conspiracy theory channel, or a major news site

[@CBKitty]

I appreciate how hard Mark tried to play this game. I would have given up after I saw how they sit at the desks

[@ninjamaster9094]

There’s always something so entertaining about watching characters slide around with no animation with a scraping concrete sound

[@dylanpelo]

I'm a fan of Bethesda as well.

[@SnaiderTheThird]

SCP-173 Likes this comment

[@Roadent1241]

@@SnaiderTheThird Dammit you beat me to it XD

[@fozzygozzy465]

@@SnaiderTheThird Lol that's literally what I was gonna say.

[@Titanic-wo6bq]

@@fozzygozzy465 same here

[@nugget0928]

Man, there weren’t even any ironic reviews or copypastas about how it saved someones marriage. That’s a true terrible game, right there.

[@bat6353]

It takes a special kind of awful for nobody on the internet to even pretend to like it.

[@nugget0928]

@@bat6353 Put perfectly, my friend.

[@bat6353]

@faruk shaik As opposed to premium public sex?

[@nugget0928]

@@bat6353 As much as I don’t want to know, what happened?

[@sirlambchops.]

@@nugget0928 public secks

[@UlyssesK402]

I actually went to find this game on Steam and couldn't. Looks like Valve doesn't want this pathetic excuse of a "game" on their platform. Imagine being so bad that your game gets removed from Steam.

[@SallySue9725]

I found it but says it “was removed from sale on steam by request of developer”

[@liamcullins]

Probably because of the bad publicity it got after a KZbinr of Mark’s caliber drew attention to it.

[@concept5631]

​@@liamcullins Having a well respected channel with 30 million+ subscribers call you out does that to ya.

[@Obi_The_Guard]

Reviews : "Don't buy it" Mark : *Buys it*

[@ChaosUnown]

It's honestly impressive that Mark is figuring this game out at all.

[@griffinkeller1421]

He has experience with playing games without the tutorial

[@TheoddLedgend]

It's just what he does.

[@user-ji8ps7jf9y]

Did you know... that you clicked on read more?? :D

[@diversezebra6754]

It just goes to remind us of how big brain he actually is.

[@skyeshoe.223]

In 23 minutes, too.

[@wyliecoyote7822]

Markiplier studied engineering. Markiplier: I'm gonna put a toilet at each end of the long hallway.

[@Matt_Matt96]

Knowledge is powerrr

[@SteamedPoi]

Yes

[@ChillHollow]

liked your comment to break that 420 number

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I think we should all be glad he dropped out

[@mrmaniac0118]

Nice

[@grimaceblade6970]

this is simultaneously hard to watch and yet I have the feeling of "I cant stop watching this" at the same time.

[@jazzyyazzy5451]

“If you don’t have balls it will give you balls, and kick you in them” cool, I have balls now

[@bakerd182]

God I hope this "Worst Game" thing becomes a regular series...this is utterly beautiful

[@kade5999]

I think it's like a yearly thing

[@charles4291]

When I hear or read the work Utterly I think of cows

[@lord_snaxx5117]

You know what they say, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[@narthaul3371]

He should take a look at Super Fight on Steam

[@keplerarmando3073]

Me too

[@PixxelTrixx]

Putting money into a vending machine that kicks you in the balls is probably someone's kink.

[@kalysian]

Haha yeah imagine if there was a masochist around here or something, hahaha wouldn't that be funny-

[@PixxelTrixx]

@@kalysian 👀

[@agentbaguette1519]

A guy I know got kicked in the balls once. Ironically, he was also wearing a plastic ball.

[@solarthefool]

I got punched in the balls by someone with a bat. The weird thing is: it was a dream. *BUT I FELT THE PAIN.*

[@anomaly7853]

I'll bet a lot of trans guys would jump at the opportunity, since the machine is said to give one balls if one lacks such.

[@BlestPayloadBlestPayload]

“Why would camera also go fast” 😂

[@croissantstastegood]

Why do I only realize now, after y e a r s of watching Mark, that he is basically Kronk?

[@GhostechGaming]

"Paying for this game is like putting money in a vending machine that does nothing but kick you in the balls, and if you don't have balls, it gives you balls, and proceeds to kick you in them" -Markiplier 2021

[@Jokaanan]

do you get to keep the balls tho because it sounds like he just invented an ultra-cheap sex reassignment procedure

[@trinwheeler4639]

@@Jokaanan that's what I was thinking

[@grayskyee]

@@Jokaanan ftm's: I see this as an absolute win.

[@psychautica]

@@Jokaanan me tho lmao

[@Jokaanan]

​@Grant Jacobson actually bleeding out is not something to worry about. Even in the rare cases where testicular injury seemed related to someone's death, it was more about a heart attack or weird inflammatory response. see: Snopes article, "Is It Possible to Kill a Man With a Swift Kick to the Groin? it's also extremely rare that a kick to the balls would damage both of them irreparably (and this would likely be related to testicular torsion or rupture, not tearing an artery)

[@HyperactiveTurtle501]

"Have you ever looked in the back of a school and seen a weird jutting out wall?" No joke I feel like I actually have

[@Reac2]

Modern Architecture is often like comedy, where people think random and absurd= good

[@kodyshreffler151]

No joke, my old school actually did have parts (like Mark made) sticking out of th sides.

[@onewheeledcar6030]

My school has one, lol.

[@awesome654321]

I thought the same thing. My school did by the cafeteria.

[@reddeadreaper2000]

This reads like a chills intro

[@IceWolf1102]

Notice: At the request of the publisher, University Tycoon: 2019 is no longer available for sale on Steam.

[@whoeverest_the_whateverest]

1:51 'Завершить обучение' means 'Finish tutorial'

[@StuffandThings_]

As we all know, Mark's most hated thing is wasted potential. This must have been a personal torture for him.

[@bobthebox2993]

What potential?

[@ghostslayer1981]

@@bobthebox2993 the potential of which that dosent exist of the potential is NOTHING

[@MDG-mykys]

Where did you take this from?

[@lemdem]

@@MDG-mykys I'm pretty sure he said it on [REDACTED]

[@MDG-mykys]

@@ghostslayer1981 I was referring to the original comment

[@declicitous1763]

Mark switches between 3 personalities: *Confused, insane and WhYyYyY*

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest KZbinr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear dec

[@WarmLusamine]

You don’t have a girlfriend,

[@scoutman66]

@@AxxLAfriku Are you high mate?

[@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805]

@@scoutman66 Do you know how to report a channel? I'm tired of that ass infesting youtube with his spam.

[@roccogonzalez6747]

@@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805 there’s 3 dots under every comment click on it and it will give the report optinon

[@thehardycarrot9361]

This game is actually gone from steam now, either the dev took it down or it got flagged for fraud

[@orangefox6029]

3:38 I love how the review self-censored it’s swear word and Mark uncensors it

[@sirsnausages2164]

Steam has the worst censorship I've ever seen, to be honest. Imagine censoring Shit on a review of a game for people 17+

[@TheUltimateNavigator1]

@@sirsnausages2164 roblox: hold my censorship

[@DespOIcito]

@@TheUltimateNavigator1 roblox is not a game for 17 year olds

[@anoriginalname410]

@@DespOIcito It's rated E10+, 10-year-olds, 17-year-olds, 25-year-olds. So technically it's still rated for 17-year-olds.

[@DespOIcito]

@@anoriginalname410 it's E10+, which means it's for children who are 10 or over. I wasn't saying 17 year olds couldn't play it, just that the game isn't for them as it's for children

[@Patterrz]

"Quality control? what's that?" - Valve, probably

[@kadeyntrahan8618]

Hey I'm a big fan of you it's nice to see KZbinrs watching other KZbinrs

[@redxstudios2565]

oh a random verified peeson that i dont know, i should comment

[@kadeyntrahan8618]

@@redxstudios2565 if that's a joke it's not funny

[@SwordGuy17]

@@kadeyntrahan8618 I don't think it's a joke, I believe they genuinely don't know who Patterz is (I actually only just discovered him like a month or two ago myself)

[@ooheeh2264]

SwordGuy17 / Ahan Robertson Who the hell is Patterz?

[@yamtasticc5184]

when Mark asks for a tutorial, you know something’s wrong

[@deuceydee3506]

*turrturrial

[@beboy97]

@@deuceydee3506 literallyyy

[@spaghetto9836]

Right.

[@Afifizwan504]

Is le tru

[@SabriPlaysGames]

*Terrarriaturrettrials

[@parkermccarthy4265]

I want to see games that aren't unfinished or poorly made, because then I might feel bad for the developer. I want to see a game specifically designed to harm people. I want to see a game made in hell.

[@bengal4047]

*Getting Over It would like to know your location*

[@SeratiTheDood]

Who’s been watching this video in late 2022 hoping for mark to make another in this series?

[@thomasregimbal989]

2023 now

[@lydielooo]

mark the whole video: “huh” “yeah” “um” “okay..” “hmm” “good good” “oh my god”

[@moose8846]

A look inside my brain 24/7

[@ramennoodlesforlife7096]

You forgo

[@kurubyy]

@@ramennoodlesforlife7096 *_she forgo_*

[@skeb2144]

@A Keyboar *_she forgo_*

[@darthkermit3471]

@@skeb2144 she forgo

[@nathanplayz5766]

“This Game is like a vending machine that just kicks you in the balls” -Markiplier, 2021

[@gilles466]

I read this as he said it, not gonna lie

[@user-eu2mg8lw2t]

"And if you don't have balls it gives you balls then kicks you in them" I mean a set of balls for 20$ is very cheap not gonna lie

[@PinkPandaKatie]

"And if you don't have balls, it gives you balls then kicks you in the balls" Trans guys lining up to buy this game: "Worth it"

[@AlcaHolicGamer]

that's such an AVGN line I love it XD

[@_daturaa]

Vending machines at my school:

[@LHyoutube]

The bit about the characters becoming sentient and turning off the computer from the inside is just fucking brilliant! 😂

[@maxdabski9362]

Can't wait for the Overwatch 2 let's play

[@kronnorkronnor]

mark’s not a masochist, he just wants to test his sanity by playing the worst games for hours

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

lol

[@MtnDew4828]

@BILLIE SAYS DUH S is for Shut up how are you so smart?

[@WerewolfDemons]

Bruh😂

[@melvingleis4972]

He only played this game for 23 minutes tho

[@anthonyparker565]

@BILLIE SAYS DUH WHO TF IS THIS *S* GUY

[@spyper3916]

"It's not broken because if you were to assume that it was broken that would mean that you would assume that there was a fixed state" - Markiplier 12:49 😂

[@theminekbolt_1924]

This

[@marissas2251]

Poetic

[@gamezonehungary8512]

made me LOL

[@VanDiESEL619]

i started reading this comment exactly as he said it🤯

[@spamtongspamton9900]

he’s right

[@Tsuki6901]

these characters walking animation are scary almost like fnaf

[@youraveragebean5284]

The blackboard and the mouse part got me dying

[@thrawnnoconnection6931]

“Every student and teacher’s name is John Doe” my D&D campaign when the party decides to talk to an NPC that doesn’t have a large role in the plot

[@gamingnooobanimates8769]

Starts looking at random items in the room

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

oh my god i wanna make a campaign where one of the npcs is the true BBEG

[@thrawnnoconnection6931]

@@Avriel_Mimiga I mean technically the BBEG is an NPC anyways

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

@@thrawnnoconnection6931 i mean one that the party doesn't think is worth their time

[@thrawnnoconnection6931]

@@Avriel_Mimiga But then they will inevitably pick that specific NPC to adopt

[@valentinus7776]

Mark: "The reviews are as you expect" Reality: Almost all of the reviews are way more civil and polite than what we were expecting.

[@christopher951]

"awful" the only review i expected

[@assaulthetz380]

I expected something that just... you know, Trolling but, man. Civil Reviews had me surprised for once.... or am i just seen too much people that are not that Civil on their reviews.

[@Mechazoid5116]

Its not popular now that mark showed it off you will see rude and troll reviews. People who are attention whores only go for popular media.

[@koffinrott]

The "Tycoon" style of games has a very relaxed fandom tbh...

[@JackieBorelli]

remember the millionaire in Wayne's World who was bragging about his arcade game that wouldn't let you get the next level, but the kids kept coughing up quarters anyway? this feels like that.

[@SpringyDinge89]

10:46 Imaging going to school at 7:15, looking to your right and seeing some dude shitting while having a intense staring contest with another person shitting on the other end of the hallway.

[@akish302]

The last time he did it, I lost it at “My baby ankylosaur drowned in the water tank.”

[@TdogGamin]

😂😂😂

[@rnjrgreen8723]

i dont want to be 'that guy' but i think it was an ankylosaur. but hey, that vid to this day is hilarious.

[@j4cobf1]

@@rnjrgreen8723 I'll be that guy for you. It was a bloody ankylosaurus not a triceratops how could you be so stupid to think that. Is that right?

[@OG_Space_Viking]

University Tycoon: 2019... Where the dev's tricked you into giving them money so they could go to an actual university

[@JaquaviousDamian]

I bet they paid more to make the game than what they earned

[@benladd4791]

@@JaquaviousDamian why? I bet they made this over a weekend and spent nothing

[@ChaseMC215]

There's no game in this game! Remember playing any of the DDI games on the Wii, you know, the ones that are just a poor swap of a very shit game? Yeah, there isn't even a game in those games, the Casper game on PS2? It's just Ninja Breadman, with the same heart system, and Ninja Breadman was originally going to be a Zool game!

[@bandmadd]

@@ChaseMC215 idk what you’re talking about but i’m glad you’re passionate

[@Prince_-vu4wu]

@@benladd4791 Wouldn't be surprised if assets we're taken and or if they were just quickly made in blender

[@anneldest]

Update: As of 2/28/2022, you no longer can buy the game. On Steam it says "At the request of the publisher, University Tycoon: 2019 is no longer available for sale on Steam." Thank God

[@dudemcduder1628]

10:10 yes, actually, several times

[@BlissfullyEvil]

This actually represents school very well... everything is broken and nothing works

[@BinkSayres]

And legit, I went to a school that had a random ass brick wall.

[@WerewolfDemons]

😂

[@Potat941]

Funny how schools are closed now, like I'd rather stand in front of desks T posing than sit at home 24/7 lmfao

[@Mr_Dravus]

@@Potat941 both are boring but even out so one isn’t more boring than the other

[@harrylane4]

Well, american schools at least. We're getting passed by the entirety of europe for a reason lol

[@GrogTheGhost]

You know a game is bad when Mark actually wants a tutorial for once

[@CalebFKottke]

@Jordyn Smith I was headed here to say the same thing lmao

[@acupofyeast7839]

@Jordyn Smith Damn, I was gonna say that

[@emyron1843]

I was just about to say the same thing, lol!

[@theflaminglionhotlionfox2140]

I was also about to say the same thing.

[@netq9362]

i too wanted to say the same thing

[@alifhakim3216]

8:54 I literally laughed because of a window

[@elauktan816]

I just got an ad that said: “These new games are cool, but… I wanna get back to the good ol’ days!”

[@abigolnerdball3876]

"You ever go to the back of a school and see a brick wall jutting out?" Actually yes, a lot of them for some reason

[@1567wesley]

There's no delete option available as well

[@loganmeier6130]

That is where the school tortures the nerds

[@isidorbanuta4765]

the ancient tradition of the internet continues

[@brandonfremer6367]

It’s where they hid what’s left of misbehaving students

[@theoriginalstarwalker4357]

@@brandonfremer6367 lmao

[@sohanierampersaud7424]

"I won't say it's broken because that would assume that there is a fixed state" My mental stability in one phrase

[@taiyorenai7690]

The Sonic noises when he moved the camera at 7:00 killed me

[@dbone3356]

9:22 Mark channels Hank Hill

[@TotallyNotRaven342]

My theory is that this guy literally got this far in development and went to publish it on steam to get feedback. And then he had a realisation: "If people are buying this when it's in THIS state, then I don't have to do any more work, because I'm getting money."

[@farkbett699]

The dev is just a straight up con artist. He has 3 other games, only two have been released, this game and a colony simulator called Valkum. Both are unfinished unplayable messes. The other two were scheduled to release on the same day of the same year, and never have. The devs Twitter doesn't exist anymore (I think) and as far as I'm aware the website he used to advertise his games doesn't exist either

[@lonkzelda7871]

@@farkbett699 What a scam

[@scorpionsdogG64]

That or he decided to make a puzzle and university simulator...

[@thewhitefalcon8539]

@@farkbett699 "never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence"

[@placeholder5181]

@@thewhitefalcon8539 how can this "be adequately explained by incompetence"?

[@Sh4quille0atmeal]

Imagine driving down the freeway and then you see a couple of desks, a floating blackboard and a window in a field

[@dennishallada890]

and people walking through solid doors

[@zodiac_aries6312]

I would be very concerned

[@ohok5608]

@@zodiac_aries6312 who wouldn't

[@prabhakaran1019]

Best Datting Click 🔽 livegirls19. com 在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1618807729

[@ohok5608]

@@prabhakaran1019 oh ok ill click it

[@xplax24]

00:01 "The worst game on Steam, ow my chin" Beautiful rhyme sir.

[@SunnyBunny9621]

I love how the game just gave up on the walking animations after about 5 minutes

[@aminmkyt4191]

The toilet placement really tells about his engineering degree

[@jaylicator]

Or lack there of

[@bulldogblast1945]

@@jaylicator he has an engineering degree, no joke

[@remotecontrolcentral4928]

He is a biochem engineer not an architectural engineer lol

[@raisingphoenix5472]

@@remotecontrolcentral4928 funny how I forget about that now and again when you look at what he does for a living and randomly remember oh yeah he studied that for a time lol.

[@jaylicator]

@@bulldogblast1945 no doesn't. He dropped out before he graduated

[@Quadraxis]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist." Also Mark: *Wastes 20 bucks on torturing himself through an unplayable scam*

[@ZephyreSyx]

*makes more than $20 back for posting a video of how bad it is*

[@cocomo3141]

I meannn makes more AND people won't waste money on bad games!

[@imjustaguy4340]

And being kicked in the balls by a vending machine

[@ezioauditore9364]

He has made way more than that back on this video... And he could also just retun it, it shows very clearly in the video that he only played for 23 minutes. Steam accepts returns for games for up to two weeks after purchase date if you have played for under 120 minutes, no questions asked.

[@ProbablyBacon]

I don't know how, but for some reason, watching Mark play the game makes it really entertaining

[@dasd6132]

"if this video was worth your time" 14:15 At this moment i realized that i spent 14 minutes of you playing the most garbage game on steam xD

[@DaFriggenBat]

"I want them to.." Die? "Go on with their happy, little existences." Oh.

[@a-3502]

i read this right as he said it lmaoo

[@Mensenklomp]

I ALSO THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SAY 'DIE' XD

[@Wh0reRacha]

Was thinking the same thing 😭

[@social_avocado]

I thought he was going to make them die as well, BUT WHEN THEY GAIN SENTIENCE THEY WILL PROBABLY KILL THEMSELVES THINKING BACK TO THE LIFE THEY'VE LIVED.

[@anjakostic5660]

I went through the same thought process😂😂😂

[@kokonaharuka6512]

The "vending machine that kicks you in the balls" part got me dying omg

[@quietjadestone5670]

speaking of bad games on steam, I would love to see mark play Hunt Down the Freeman, just the reactions he would give from that garbage seems entertaining

[@concept5631]

Please no lets not prolong this man's suffering.

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

This totally has to be some student's project that they only had like 3 or 4 weeks to program

[@jrwwp]

Probably, and then someone told them it would be a good idea to sell it

[@vigorouslethargy]

@Jack Burkett You should be able to get a full refund if you've played less than 2 hours, though.

[@pumpkinboigaming6633]

There's a youtube vid where someone makes a better game in a day

[@arcynull]

@@pumpkinboigaming6633 Link?

[@MrMiyew]

As someone who has had to do projects like that, i can say with confidence this is barely a few days of work...

[@annemeownie]

I appreciate Mark taking the time to lose a lot of brain cells and money playing games like these while I only lose only a few from watching him play them lmao

[@tolafia6708]

He gets paid more for making the video than the game costs. But yeah, at least viewers don't lose thier brain cells.

[@annemeownie]

@@tolafia6708 yeah but still money wasted instead of buying a burger lmao. My brain cells were saved

[@tolafia6708]

@@annemeownie Yeah, burgers are more fun than that game.

[@qoben38]

you watching him gives money to him

[@eternyti]

I mean as long as he doesn't play more than 2 hours and doesn't wait longer than 2 weeks from the purchase date he can just refund it... he only played 23 minutes according to the end of the video

[@silvito9867]

7:22 Mark, please

[@myloemike]

I love that you were actually capable of making a game out of such an empty project. Even if it was just means to an end, I had fun watching you build so....that counts for...something?

[@relshi]

Apparently it took the John Doe’s 23 minutes to gain sentience and question their purpose in existence and shut down Mark’s computer by sheer willpower.

[@MonstaThecookie]

Game has a tutorial "I DONT NEED TUTORIALS" Game has no tutorial in 0% game "Why doesn't this game have a tutorial" I love mark

[@diaaxd]

same (:

[@SimplyAnExistence]

I am entirely that person. I will always skip the tutorial then bitch when there isn’t a tutorial.

[@bug2391]

the glory of having a tutorial is the option to skip it entirely tbh

[@queensparkles813]

Mark is great 😂

[@RealNigga0190]

if you're game is good, we can skip the tutorial and still enjoy ourselves to some extent, but this game is baaaaad and therefore requires a tutorial

[@Kirply]

Oh god “I love space” song hit me hard with nostalgia

[@legendarypillow1450]

This is the most accurate representation of school, if you catch my meaning.

[@xenomorphgaming779]

"They will discover the travesty of their own little existence and then turn off the computer from the inside" - Markiplier 2021

[@nohcat805]

2021 not 2020

[@mohidtahir5340]

You are 1 year too late

[@captaincloven3745]

It’s 2021

[@arktube6558]

@@captaincloven3745 maybe its a video from past

[@xenomorphgaming779]

@@captaincloven3745 thanks dude

[@lilith2295]

Mark: Ok I bought this game to show you guys how bad it is. The devs: oh hey $20

[@marquess2004]

They got 20, he got a couple hundred, if not thousands. I see this is as an absolute win!

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

6:10 “Why only that early in the morning?” me trying to register for classes

[@thatzombiesguyyy2076]

I love how most of the time he's just saying "okay"

[@tmlwastrashchannel.3020]

RIP to that dino who deadass just plopped dead.

[@CyberKnightProbably]

*From dust to dust.*

[@GabrielleTollerson]

RIP 😂

[@runawaycat4594]

WHY DID YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIE!?!?!?! D:

[@CyberKnightProbably]

Wow first time I met a bot, should I be proud?

[@northernresistance_]

@I LOVE EVERY SINGER Liar

[@rizzo_grt]

3:38 instead of censoring a point in which someone swears, Mark fills in the swearing where someone censored it. Classic Mark.

[@Yehezkiel012]

Its be cause he swears also

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

1, it's because he swears quite a bit, like the other guy mentioned 2, Steam automatically censors swears in reviews

[@wystrix439]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Why are you getting so serious?

[@karoshn]

@@wystrix439 there we nothing serious about his comment, relax.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@wystrix439 huh??

[@elirayzor]

The realization that this game is completely beyond hope that came with the simple words "what do I do now" was actually kinda chilling

[@itsnuke1598]

Try the Commandos series, a series of old games featuring WW2 and this game was very popular until 2007 cos everyone forgot about it. Their publishers latest game, Commandos 2 HD Remaster was released on 2019. Pls try to make vids on this game and maybe turn it into a series. Also what's sad is since customers gave up for no reason, the Developers have been also sleeping, I would like this game to be featured in your channel.

[@GVOOfficial__]

Developers gangsta til they get a notification "Markiplier has bought University Tycoon:2019"

[@tessa4193]

LMAOOO FR

[@eieiejjr]

"Oh shit"

[@arminosas]

@@eieiejjr ''Oh No''

[@boneysnetwork]

No no, BUMBUM has bought University Tycoon 2019.

[@M0rbidCuriositea]

@YT SUCKS They seemed to have abandoned the game anyways.

[@shardsmp8831]

This game has 0% rating and costs 20$ Markiplier: Ohh lets buy it! 10 minutes later: This is garbage, I paid 20$!!

[@pega3322]

@arjay pEtmAlu18 wtf

[@happynightmares4688]

@arjay pEtmAlu18 wtf

[@bunnyninjaface]

@arjay pEtmAlu18 wtf

[@mr.cheese7339]

@arjay pEtmAlu18 wtf

[@seigwardofcatarina5776]

@arjay pEtmAlu18 wtf

[@charlierewood262]

I keep imagining a person sitting in a park with a blackboard, chairs, and a sign saying free college, yelling at people passing by and saying “knowledge is power!”

[@DoctorTex]

it seems universtiy tycoon 2019 no longer exists on Steam. EDIT: It DOES exist, did a little digging to find it, it's no longer being sold by decree of the devs. So one thing went right.

[@mxdiiuwu1392]

"you ever look in the back of a school and just see a weird jutting out brick wall?" Yes, actually. I have seen several of those

[@IcyLucario]

Pretty sure I have too.

[@solidmoonbeams8939]

My current school has one :)

[@elichu1173]

It's actually Mark who made those

[@spartan005u8]

Our old middle school had 2 doors on the ground that would open and coal trucks would dump it in and workers would shovel coal into the furnaces for the school

[@quinncoc3034]

yeah, i have...