The Nihilist's Guide to E3 2017 - Lyle McDouchebag

[@SteadfastWL]

"THIS PRESENTATION IS A 9/11" Got me dying.

[@McDADDyK]

Steadfast Whiplash like 9/11

[@gnoll5506]

9/11 is all about getting you dying.

[@Levyathyn]

Came down to say that. Typed this instead, then I scrolled back up and subscribed.

[@swingAE86]

as someone who likes cars this was hilarious

[@animatronicfuturisticshama1153]

Me too. We have such a witty dad

[@templariclegion2826]

"You had a little LSD cartoon Chameleon... and I like...him." My new favorite quote.

[@Metrawolf]

I, too, feel a near-fatal, nostalgic excitement for The Analshaving Fighterman.

[@jingle2jingle337]

6:49 Listen, you don't need to sell me on Jungle2Jungle. I'm an expert.

[@AbadonXXX]

lyle is the true dad of war

[@MoaRider]

The only reason I was excited for E3 is because of the knowledge that Lyle would make a Nilhilist guide to it. And know I don't give a shit about E3. Cupheadboy looks pretty cool though.

[@thepopeofgameing9503]

Slavesforsale1 *now I

[@Trygyl]

*no I

[@CMSonYT]

Possibly the truest statement about e3 yet

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

you mean you don't wanna see all the presentations about anything and everything except the thing that it was meant to draw your attention with?

[@CamelsREvil]

I really wanted to hear your opinion on Devolver's... thing.

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

Oh shit they made some games I like

[@Some__Guy]

"WHO IS THIS!? WHY IS HE YELLING AT US?" killed me. I'm typing this from beyond the grave.

[@halflife103]

"Strike me like a 50's housewife" Lost it XD

[@rikolia]

"Jetpack monkey has been a game I've wanted to see since I was seven." Awesomenauts, it's free to play now, go play that and let me have an actual Beyond Good and Evil 2 please!

[@ketaminewarrior]

was that a fucking broteam refrence at life is strange? EVERY HELLA THATS A DRANK

[@GJ-qt2kk]

Is he okay btw? I hope he's not dead.

[@iller3]

ac·cou·tre·ments

[@dajellyman13]

Bongor Big he streams like every day dude. except when he doesnt

[@ronnickels5193]

Julian Kozłowski I remember the stream for the last episode. On that night many people became generals.

[@dajellyman13]

sorry. forgot to put in who I was replying to

[@thederpysage]

thank god you continue to be the most consistently funny guy i can find

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

Every time I hear the Swaggalaggin music I shed a single tear because I miss it so.

[@CCHFILMS101]

It’s called smooth combo michael nickolas kzbin.info/www/bejne/amqbc5-LeLJqisU

[@Nichoma]

"strike me like a mouthy 50's housewife" made me laugh like a fucking idiot, good job

[@Ethereal251]

Lyle said "jungle" enough times that I became sexually attracted to that word.

[@BlairSYoung]

Ethereal251 speaking of jungles there is an unresolved mystery involving a jungle that has been hanging on a cliff for years now. pls Lyle

[@connorryan7831]

In defense of monster hunter, that trailer did a shitty job of explaining what that franchise is to people who aren't familiar with it

[@cannedfishfan]

I don't get the confusion, you literally do what the title implies.

[@4tahlulz4]

Not really sure why Lyle thought it was stripped down. But I am also a MH veteran so maybe I can't see if from his perspective.

[@iller3]

You CHOSE this tier on the nerd Totem ... **ACCEPT IT** ... EpicFaceFist did and look what he's gone on to accomplish despite all those mangled limbs

[@angellara7040]

Connor Ryan the trailer did a great job

[@connorryan7831]

It didn't show much in terms of combat, gathering, forging, seamless environment, multiplayer. It just showed what was new about it

[@Paz_and_Quiet]

I came back for the nostalgia and seeing how a lot of these games flat out failed really got me feeling some sort of way

[@jaymac7401]

Anthem better than Destiny? Oof, how far we fall from that hope

[@VeryScaryGhosts]

I really don't get why they didn't put the ability to move in Doom VR but give you this short range teleport instead. I mean, you can move in Fallout VR and it's not like a large part of dooms gameplay is centred around fast paced action and movement but hey, noone would have probably bought it anyway so who cares.

[@starboy8Z]

niemand besonders To be fair I've used VR before and teleporting is much better than actually moving. It gets you far less motion sick where as moving in VR makes me wana throw up after about 5 minutes.

[@VeryScaryGhosts]

starboy8 I understand that, but with that knowledge, why would anyone chose to make Doom a VR. it's just really weird is what I'm saying.

[@progrockdude2691]

2:35 "Jethro Tull, Chief Shoutcaster" Damn Ian Anderson did this name bad

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

I was genuinely excited for Anthem.....until it became apparent it was just another grind heavy MMORPG...... Why couldn't it just be single-player? If I wanted to associate with other people while doing repetitious activities I'd go to my job.

[@AGoodGiggle]

Well said

[@treefingers6572]

Looking back on Anthem in 2020, it's crazy to think people were interested at all in that heap of garbage, but it did look kinda cool at first didn't it?

[@GamerGuy249]

Honestly, I wish more multiplayer games has single player. Black ops 1 had combat training, which was the exact same as multiplayer, but with bots. It was great. Then you get battlefront 2, the new one, and the just bots mode was a glorified demo. This probably isn't what you meant, but I can relate.

[@123sarge123]

I love that both him and Super Best Friends both decide to call it the Bone X

[@SUPERTOM3SVIDEOS]

And so they say... When Spider-Man was shown, Young lyles heart grew three times that day!

[@bup3414]

finally a KZbinr talked about Spider-Man. sorry, I'm one of the biggest spiderman fans you will see. But I tots agree with you.

[@TMBfan]

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[@MappyTheSquire]

Bethesda's conference was almost the exact same as last year's, showing for showing.

[@Haargeroya]

I legitimately laughed more times while watching this than I have in the past month. Well fucking done.

[@DrDoggoat]

the true Nihilist's guide to E3 2018 is him not even bothering to cover it. Brilliant strategy, Lyle!

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

He did it on Destructoid's channel

[@lordbroccoli4182]

This man accurately predicted Sea of Thieves' blunderbusses, tucking, and hitreg, all with a statement less than 30 seconds long

[@perplexus3893]

2:36 I love how that guy is named Jethro Tull. Did his parents want him forever associated with 'Aqualung'?

[@acheron1872]

Can’t wait for 2018’s E3!

[@perplexus3893]

Lyle got me right out the bat with 'what manner of horrific ritual is this?' Also at 2:36-That guys name is jethro tull! Like 'Aqualung' Jethro Tull! How did people miss that?

[@red_in_2K]

Lyle's Guide to E3 is the only E3 related anything worth getting hyped for.

[@cezarydudkiewicz2990]

5:13 "Mods that you have to buy" They haven't learned a thing, have they?

[@solemnej6270]

I meant to type in "Kyle" the rapper but I found this channel instead... I approve, you got a new sub

[@RogueCrocodile]

7:53 as a fan of monster hunter, they've been reusing PS2 models for the older monsters for years, this is the best we've gotten visually in a while.

[@jashelps]

Ori and the blind forest is a really good high skill based platformer (or you just keep throwing your body at it until the problem is solved) with the intresting mechanic that you can put a save point anywhere this is either extremely helpfull or pure agony.

[@sebbejansson9524]

I cant wait for Broteampills Life is Danks: The Dankening stream

[@UnlimitedGamingPower]

Dropping by in prep for your next one.

[@ryanmurphy9520]

Watching this made me extremely happy on a level I am not physically able to describe. Thanks Dad

[@s.g.waller4139]

It's almost time to be almost time for another one of these

[@Ajax-0137]

"strike me like a 1950's housewife" I died

[@frostbite0707]

and anthem got nutshot by that low bar

[@PoetDaniel]

I was looking forward to this video more than E3 itself.

[@iller3]

My favorite was him talking about Taxes and the Orwellian market in that Korean chore simulator no one will recognize

[@DigitalGator]

Always look forward to these. Can't wait to see your thoughts on Nintendoos on your other channel.

[@andraszodon]

love your E3 vids so much man

[@andraszodon]

hairyfedd Yeah, I was wondering about that too. Maybe he was trying to get the video out fast.

[@sergiogp12]

when lyle says jungle, his throat clicks at the "gle"

[@donkosaurus]

thanks dad

[@godofcrap42]

I like how your feelings towards Sea of Thieves is exactly word for word what has happened to For Honor.

[@eyebrowsGreg]

That Shadow of War thing was a story thing, but the actual gameplay shit they showed off was sick as hell.

[@havrick-8270]

Can't wait for the 2018 one.

[@Gaminnerd13]

"Ubi SOFT, Ubi SOFT TO THE TOUCH" 😂

[@genericfilth6706]

I honestly can't wait for E3 2018 just so Lyle will make another one of these videos.

[@matt78324]

Another masterpiece, Lyle, Keep'em coming.

[@ABonafideSkeleton]

Regarding Ori and the Blind Forest: It's a pretty great metroidesque platforming game with some nice fluid movement and a difficulty curve that smacks you out of nowhere. Also it's art direction and music is pretty breathtaking.

[@treefingers6572]

Funnily enough, that Metro: Exodus trailer was pretty close to what the final product looks/feels/plays like. It's one of my favorite games from that year. But I can't blame Lyle for not believing that was legit. Some of it flat-out wasn't legit, but it looks like all they did was use in-engine footage and just fancied up some of the first person animations is all.

[@kufijerry]

Not even halfway through the video but I've been watching it for like 10 minutes, I'm fucking dying

[@crazyBloodmonkey]

i know the whole thing was a joke but i kind of wanted to see your opinion of the devolver digital press conference

[@pinchman2946]

lemme just break the merryment for a sec to point out that monster hunter has always had that kinda, stilted feeling. Which is most certainly not a deal breaker.

[@BrushieOG]

Can I just have a giant sample video of Lyle saying JUNGLE and words that rhyme with different emphases? Thanks.

[@kingdeadland]

but how did you feeel about revolver digital

[@donkosaurus]

i cant wait to be red boy and win many of the racist trophies

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

Ok, after watching the most recent E3 and seeing the gameplay for the next Ori game I can safely say that it was the only thing I was excited for. I don't really play a lot of games to be honest but Ori was like one of my favorite games and it kicked my ass. I just like that they are clearly keeping in mind that the little spirit thing that followed you around and shot bad guys is gone so they added weapons which makes the most sense not just in terms of gameplay but in terms of story.

[@ripamoramee14]

Jesus when you say jungle your voice clicks and makes a noise like the reloading for the doom super shotgun

[@kalos666]

I love you. Never change.

[@Lostmychill]

The first Ori is an amazing platformer. I highly suggest it.

[@MrCatchTwenty2]

I don't understand why everyone keeps saying that Anthem is going to be like destiny and the division. I feel like the only one who didn't get that impression. It's only 4 player co op.

[@earlhuffington6162]

Thank god you're doing this kind of stuff again. Month of the empty wallet gave me a lot of laughs. Fuck that was a long time ago man. I mean that was back when they released skyrim the first time. Your gears of war video still gives me life to this day. Cheers.

[@jsh020]

.....evil within was underrated

[@nihilistichorse9650]

Yaaaaaas, I found the narrative and the disturbing world very worth it.

[@ser69gio]

jsh020 it was a good horror experience compared to others loved it

[@drstrangelove9525]

jsh020 I thought the first one was shit, lots of plotholes and bad controls, but I'm honestly interested in the second one

[@Danloss45]

jsh020 i would have dug it more if it wasn't so janky on controls and that letterbox shit was not even there to begin with or if they told the plot better but the stuff in it was interesting at points.

[@Jalmerk]

I honestly feel like its overrated. Ive never seen such a tone-deaf horror game. The design philosophy seemed to be "The more scurry halloween stuff we can fit into every minute of gameplay, the scurryer it will be. fact."

[@dude10067]

hey man. great coverage. you forgot Devolver

[@animatronicfuturisticshama1153]

I've been waiting for this since The Nihilist's Guide to E3 2016. MY FAVOURITE THING!

[@lich.possum]

hey lyle are you gonna do E3 2018?

[@harold9061]

Evil Within was really scary game at the start but later on it just became third person shooter T-T. It started so well :(

[@nsmith2825]

Lyle, the first Ori is actually really great. It's one of my favorite games of the current gen. It's a Metroidvania with some very challenging platforming, yet simplistic shooting mechanics. Here's hoping they improve the shooting in the sequel. Also, it's gorgeous and has a great story.

[@eyeizarandummugga]

You see the problem is you have to convince him to play it so he can develop his own opinion for it. Otherwise it sounds like well..yeah.

[@darksaiyan9103]

I enjoy this channel

[@RogueFox2185]

Hearing yours and The Dishonored Wolf voices back to back would make it seem you two are related somehow.

[@grand_tourist46]

You're gonna do one for this year, right?

[@NataliesChatalie]

HEY LYLE ARE YOU GONNA DO 2018 E3?????????

[@Zangdoodle]

MANDELA EFFECT! I thought evil within was canelled too.

[@predwarlord]

5 seconds in cackling. Love it

[@alphacritter5398]

E3 2018 WAITING OH MY GOD IM SO HYPED FOR ANOTHER NIHILIST REVIEW, fuck i forgot caps lock was on and no im not going to change it, hype is the reason and yes im filled to the brim with it

[@SodaGod1337]

3:57 Channeling the ol' Sean Weaver, I see?

[@likestospoon]

Oh shit, the swaggalaggin song is here. (Where's Dilbert?)

[@nyttelost]

J-Jethro Tull? The horse-drawn seed drill inventor from the 18th century who also proselytized the virtues of hoeing by hand? W-w-what sorcery is this? And why is this combination of rock and flutes playing? 3:20 Okay that is sick as hell.

[@milo6308]

What happened to the nintendo part on Lyle Sucks

[@SofaKing401]

Can we appreciate how poorly the anthem joke went?

[@xXFangRideXx]

oh man the Anthem bit hurt my soul

[@SrDezi]

Watching this in the future, the phrase "Anthem will be better than Destiny" made me whiplash so hard, my head is still in the other room.

[@mathew213]

"This is lame a fu- This looks sick as hell!" I actually died laughing here XD

[@kionamoerukaze9726]

yeah,ori is pretty fun if you like metrovanias

[@iStrikerVX]

The "Plenty of Content" comment in regards to Sea of Thieves and "Better than Destiny" comment in regards to Anthem really didn't age well...

[@MochaRitz]

And also trashing Doom Eternal. Interesting takes for sure

[@MrMRCTV]

hey lyle what did you think of e3

[@jarlbalgruuf2415]

Jungle 2 Jungle wasn't a sequel?

[@Trygyl]

If Anthem is Dark Void done right, I'm sold.

[@womack900]

What was the narrative co-op game he was talking about in the beginning?

[@jackcohn1733]

Yo Lyle, could I get a list of every game you mentioned in order? Or from anyone who knows? I don't recognize every one and your format, while hilarious, quite irks me on that front. Great vid btw SeaOfThieves2016/10

[@MortalMercury]

6:02 Hello Kermit

[@dommoo2]

you missed the Ubisoft actually calling the Xbox the x bone on stage by the way

[@Higesgirl]

Yes Lyle. I too am excited for The Last Night. Looks so gud! And yes, Ori is a good game. Play it when you get the chance.

[@Bysentenial]

where's your other channel link?