The Nihilist's Guide to E3 2017 - Lyle McDouchebag

[@SteadfastWL]

"THIS PRESENTATION IS A 9/11" Got me dying.

[@McDADDyK]

Steadfast Whiplash like 9/11

[@gnoll5506]

9/11 is all about getting you dying.

[@Levyathyn]

Came down to say that. Typed this instead, then I scrolled back up and subscribed.

[@swingAE86]

as someone who likes cars this was hilarious

[@animatronicfuturisticshama1153]

Me too. We have such a witty dad

[@jingle2jingle337]

6:49 Listen, you don't need to sell me on Jungle2Jungle. I'm an expert.

[@templariclegion2826]

"You had a little LSD cartoon Chameleon... and I like...him." My new favorite quote.

[@Metrawolf]

I, too, feel a near-fatal, nostalgic excitement for The Analshaving Fighterman.

[@AbadonXXX]

lyle is the true dad of war

[@ketaminewarrior]

was that a fucking broteam refrence at life is strange? EVERY HELLA THATS A DRANK

[@GJ-qt2kk]

Is he okay btw? I hope he's not dead.

[@iller3]

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[@dajellyman13]

Bongor Big he streams like every day dude. except when he doesnt

[@ronnickels5193]

Julian Kozłowski I remember the stream for the last episode. On that night many people became generals.

[@dajellyman13]

sorry. forgot to put in who I was replying to

[@MoaRider]

The only reason I was excited for E3 is because of the knowledge that Lyle would make a Nilhilist guide to it. And know I don't give a shit about E3. Cupheadboy looks pretty cool though.

[@thepopeofgameing9503]

Slavesforsale1 *now I

[@Trygyl]

*no I

[@CMSonYT]

Possibly the truest statement about e3 yet

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

you mean you don't wanna see all the presentations about anything and everything except the thing that it was meant to draw your attention with?

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

I was genuinely excited for Anthem.....until it became apparent it was just another grind heavy MMORPG...... Why couldn't it just be single-player? If I wanted to associate with other people while doing repetitious activities I'd go to my job.

[@AGoodGiggle]

Well said

[@treefingers6572]

Looking back on Anthem in 2020, it's crazy to think people were interested at all in that heap of garbage, but it did look kinda cool at first didn't it?

[@GamerGuy249]

Honestly, I wish more multiplayer games has single player. Black ops 1 had combat training, which was the exact same as multiplayer, but with bots. It was great. Then you get battlefront 2, the new one, and the just bots mode was a glorified demo. This probably isn't what you meant, but I can relate.

[@rikolia]

"Jetpack monkey has been a game I've wanted to see since I was seven." Awesomenauts, it's free to play now, go play that and let me have an actual Beyond Good and Evil 2 please!

[@Some__Guy]

"WHO IS THIS!? WHY IS HE YELLING AT US?" killed me. I'm typing this from beyond the grave.

[@CamelsREvil]

I really wanted to hear your opinion on Devolver's... thing.

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

Oh shit they made some games I like

[@Nichoma]

"strike me like a mouthy 50's housewife" made me laugh like a fucking idiot, good job

[@VeryScaryGhosts]

I really don't get why they didn't put the ability to move in Doom VR but give you this short range teleport instead. I mean, you can move in Fallout VR and it's not like a large part of dooms gameplay is centred around fast paced action and movement but hey, noone would have probably bought it anyway so who cares.

[@starboy8Z]

niemand besonders To be fair I've used VR before and teleporting is much better than actually moving. It gets you far less motion sick where as moving in VR makes me wana throw up after about 5 minutes.

[@VeryScaryGhosts]

starboy8 I understand that, but with that knowledge, why would anyone chose to make Doom a VR. it's just really weird is what I'm saying.

[@connorryan7831]

In defense of monster hunter, that trailer did a shitty job of explaining what that franchise is to people who aren't familiar with it

[@dogsmirk]

I don't get the confusion, you literally do what the title implies.

[@4tahlulz4]

Not really sure why Lyle thought it was stripped down. But I am also a MH veteran so maybe I can't see if from his perspective.

[@iller3]

You CHOSE this tier on the nerd Totem ... **ACCEPT IT** ... EpicFaceFist did and look what he's gone on to accomplish despite all those mangled limbs

[@angellara7040]

Connor Ryan the trailer did a great job

[@connorryan7831]

It didn't show much in terms of combat, gathering, forging, seamless environment, multiplayer. It just showed what was new about it

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

Every time I hear the Swaggalaggin music I shed a single tear because I miss it so.

[@CCHFILMS101]

It’s called smooth combo michael nickolas kzbin.info/www/bejne/amqbc5-LeLJqisU

[@Ethereal251]

Lyle said "jungle" enough times that I became sexually attracted to that word.

[@BlairSYoung]

Ethereal251 speaking of jungles there is an unresolved mystery involving a jungle that has been hanging on a cliff for years now. pls Lyle

[@halflife103]

"Strike me like a 50's housewife" Lost it XD

[@bup3414]

finally a KZbinr talked about Spider-Man. sorry, I'm one of the biggest spiderman fans you will see. But I tots agree with you.

[@TMBfan]

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[@jaymac7401]

Anthem better than Destiny? Oof, how far we fall from that hope

[@Paz_and_Quiet]

I came back for the nostalgia and seeing how a lot of these games flat out failed really got me feeling some sort of way

[@SUPERTOM3SVIDEOS]

And so they say... When Spider-Man was shown, Young lyles heart grew three times that day!

[@thederpysage]

thank god you continue to be the most consistently funny guy i can find

[@123sarge123]

I love that both him and Super Best Friends both decide to call it the Bone X

[@RogueCrocodile]

7:53 as a fan of monster hunter, they've been reusing PS2 models for the older monsters for years, this is the best we've gotten visually in a while.

[@donkosaurus]

i cant wait to be red boy and win many of the racist trophies

[@V0idedOut-E33]

the true Nihilist's guide to E3 2018 is him not even bothering to cover it. Brilliant strategy, Lyle!

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

He did it on Destructoid's channel

[@progrockdude2691]

2:35 "Jethro Tull, Chief Shoutcaster" Damn Ian Anderson did this name bad

[@MappyTheSquire]

Bethesda's conference was almost the exact same as last year's, showing for showing.

[@lordbroccoli4182]

This man accurately predicted Sea of Thieves' blunderbusses, tucking, and hitreg, all with a statement less than 30 seconds long

[@red_in_2K]

Lyle's Guide to E3 is the only E3 related anything worth getting hyped for.

[@cezarydudkiewicz2990]

5:13 "Mods that you have to buy" They haven't learned a thing, have they?

[@acheron1872]

Can’t wait for 2018’s E3!

[@pinchman2946]

lemme just break the merryment for a sec to point out that monster hunter has always had that kinda, stilted feeling. Which is most certainly not a deal breaker.

[@ryanmurphy9520]

Watching this made me extremely happy on a level I am not physically able to describe. Thanks Dad

[@Haargeroya]

I legitimately laughed more times while watching this than I have in the past month. Well fucking done.

[@jashelps]

Ori and the blind forest is a really good high skill based platformer (or you just keep throwing your body at it until the problem is solved) with the intresting mechanic that you can put a save point anywhere this is either extremely helpfull or pure agony.

[@perplexus3893]

Lyle got me right out the bat with 'what manner of horrific ritual is this?' Also at 2:36-That guys name is jethro tull! Like 'Aqualung' Jethro Tull! How did people miss that?

[@godofcrap42]

I like how your feelings towards Sea of Thieves is exactly word for word what has happened to For Honor.

[@sebbejansson9524]

I cant wait for Broteampills Life is Danks: The Dankening stream

[@iller3]

My favorite was him talking about Taxes and the Orwellian market in that Korean chore simulator no one will recognize

[@treefingers6572]

Funnily enough, that Metro: Exodus trailer was pretty close to what the final product looks/feels/plays like. It's one of my favorite games from that year. But I can't blame Lyle for not believing that was legit. Some of it flat-out wasn't legit, but it looks like all they did was use in-engine footage and just fancied up some of the first person animations is all.

[@perplexus3893]

2:36 I love how that guy is named Jethro Tull. Did his parents want him forever associated with 'Aqualung'?

[@eyebrowsGreg]

That Shadow of War thing was a story thing, but the actual gameplay shit they showed off was sick as hell.

[@donkosaurus]

thanks dad

[@Ajax-0137]

"strike me like a 1950's housewife" I died

[@solemnej6270]

I meant to type in "Kyle" the rapper but I found this channel instead... I approve, you got a new sub

[@genericfilth6706]

I honestly can't wait for E3 2018 just so Lyle will make another one of these videos.

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

Ok, after watching the most recent E3 and seeing the gameplay for the next Ori game I can safely say that it was the only thing I was excited for. I don't really play a lot of games to be honest but Ori was like one of my favorite games and it kicked my ass. I just like that they are clearly keeping in mind that the little spirit thing that followed you around and shot bad guys is gone so they added weapons which makes the most sense not just in terms of gameplay but in terms of story.

[@alphacritter5398]

E3 2018 WAITING OH MY GOD IM SO HYPED FOR ANOTHER NIHILIST REVIEW, fuck i forgot caps lock was on and no im not going to change it, hype is the reason and yes im filled to the brim with it

[@kufijerry]

Not even halfway through the video but I've been watching it for like 10 minutes, I'm fucking dying

[@frostbite0707]

and anthem got nutshot by that low bar

[@PoetDaniel]

I was looking forward to this video more than E3 itself.

[@D34DF41L]

Watching this in the future, the phrase "Anthem will be better than Destiny" made me whiplash so hard, my head is still in the other room.

[@sergiogp12]

when lyle says jungle, his throat clicks at the "gle"

[@ABonafideSkeleton]

Regarding Ori and the Blind Forest: It's a pretty great metroidesque platforming game with some nice fluid movement and a difficulty curve that smacks you out of nowhere. Also it's art direction and music is pretty breathtaking.

[@s.g.waller4139]

It's almost time to be almost time for another one of these

[@kingdeadland]

but how did you feeel about revolver digital

[@crazyBloodmonkey]

i know the whole thing was a joke but i kind of wanted to see your opinion of the devolver digital press conference

[@Gaminnerd13]

"Ubi SOFT, Ubi SOFT TO THE TOUCH" 😂

[@MrCatchTwenty2]

I don't understand why everyone keeps saying that Anthem is going to be like destiny and the division. I feel like the only one who didn't get that impression. It's only 4 player co op.

[@havrick-8270]

Can't wait for the 2018 one.

[@StickMaster500]

Nintendo won E3 from a number

[@louiesalmon3932]

StickMaster500 4 is a really good number though.

[@wh3nderson95]

StickMaster500 The Prime series sucks. From how much it relied on the lock on and circle strafing for the meat of its combat. Hell the Wii port was better since it required aiming from the player.

[@UnlimitedGamingPower]

Dropping by in prep for your next one.

[@earlhuffington6162]

Thank god you're doing this kind of stuff again. Month of the empty wallet gave me a lot of laughs. Fuck that was a long time ago man. I mean that was back when they released skyrim the first time. Your gears of war video still gives me life to this day. Cheers.

[@matt78324]

Another masterpiece, Lyle, Keep'em coming.

[@harold9061]

Evil Within was really scary game at the start but later on it just became third person shooter T-T. It started so well :(

[@DigitalGator]

Always look forward to these. Can't wait to see your thoughts on Nintendoos on your other channel.

[@Lostmychill]

The first Ori is an amazing platformer. I highly suggest it.

[@RogueFox2185]

Hearing yours and The Dishonored Wolf voices back to back would make it seem you two are related somehow.

[@nsmith2825]

Lyle, the first Ori is actually really great. It's one of my favorite games of the current gen. It's a Metroidvania with some very challenging platforming, yet simplistic shooting mechanics. Here's hoping they improve the shooting in the sequel. Also, it's gorgeous and has a great story.

[@eyeizarandummugga]

You see the problem is you have to convince him to play it so he can develop his own opinion for it. Otherwise it sounds like well..yeah.

[@ripamoramee14]

Jesus when you say jungle your voice clicks and makes a noise like the reloading for the doom super shotgun

[@jsh020]

.....evil within was underrated

[@nihilistichorse9650]

Yaaaaaas, I found the narrative and the disturbing world very worth it.

[@ser69gio]

jsh020 it was a good horror experience compared to others loved it

[@drstrangelove9525]

jsh020 I thought the first one was shit, lots of plotholes and bad controls, but I'm honestly interested in the second one

[@Danloss45]

jsh020 i would have dug it more if it wasn't so janky on controls and that letterbox shit was not even there to begin with or if they told the plot better but the stuff in it was interesting at points.

[@Jalmerk]

I honestly feel like its overrated. Ive never seen such a tone-deaf horror game. The design philosophy seemed to be "The more scurry halloween stuff we can fit into every minute of gameplay, the scurryer it will be. fact."

[@BrushieOG]

Can I just have a giant sample video of Lyle saying JUNGLE and words that rhyme with different emphases? Thanks.

[@Trygyl]

If Anthem is Dark Void done right, I'm sold.

[@mathew213]

"This is lame a fu- This looks sick as hell!" I actually died laughing here XD

[@dude10067]

hey man. great coverage. you forgot Devolver

[@TheFluffernutter12]

HEY LYLE ARE YOU GONNNA

[@NotAFakeName1]

I know the rules are "no game no hype," but I just can't contain my hype for Metroid. I think I deserve it. Just this once.

[@Zangdoodle]

MANDELA EFFECT! I thought evil within was canelled too.

[@shiro4230]

Nobody wants to acknowledge Devolver Digital's conference, or PC Gaming. I understand.

[@lich.possum]

hey lyle are you gonna do E3 2018?

[@sirblankface7607]

I didn't watch E3 for the reasons that i'm a poor and don't have the moneys to buy, but my damn, if i ever get the money, i'm gonna buy that spider man game. Lyle put it perfectly.

[@ethanphilpot7643]

Am I really the only person that's genuinely excited for Wolfenstein 2...?

[@kalos666]

I love you. Never change.

[@animatronicfuturisticshama1153]

I've been waiting for this since The Nihilist's Guide to E3 2016. MY FAVOURITE THING!

[@SofaKing401]

Can we appreciate how poorly the anthem joke went?

[@Higesgirl]

Yes Lyle. I too am excited for The Last Night. Looks so gud! And yes, Ori is a good game. Play it when you get the chance.

[@Shubdooba]

Shadow of War is probably gonna be one of this years must buys. Probably not game of the year, judging from the e3 gameplay. I just hope you like it, Lyle.

[@CaptainAtria]

Jungle doesn't sound like a word to me anymore. Thanks.

[@kionamoerukaze9726]

yeah,ori is pretty fun if you like metrovanias

[@Bysentenial]

where's your other channel link?

[@Awesomebaconman123]

Evil Within was a fun game in my opinion. If you like RE4 and Upgrade systems you'll like it. if you're sick of those then Its not the game for you.

[@iomar90]

The first State of Decay might be the only zombie game I ever enjoyed with Left 4 Dead.

[@womack900]

What was the narrative co-op game he was talking about in the beginning?

[@ZackXevious]

Amen on that Nintendo bit. As someone who is currently trying to get into the industry, I never want to do ANYTHING for the big N. Not after AM2R.

[@Technoblast649]

ZackXevious Has it not been made completely apparent why AM2R was taken down? Nintendo was making their own remake of Metroid 2 when AM2R came out. People may just download this fan remake and completely ignore their's. Also, you must not be a big Metroid fan. If you want there to be Metroid games then you have to support them. Even AM2R's creator said not to boycott Samus returns. You are being upset for somebody who isn't mad at all.

[@ZackXevious]

TechnoBlast649 Well, here's the thing: AM2R is the most recent thing from Nintendo. Truth is their entire outlook on copyright makes me extremely upset, as they kinda dance around copyright in such a way that it always makes them come out on top, often at the expense of people like Lyle, Alvin Earthworm, and Jimquisition. AM2R was what made me notice and do digging, and I bring it up because that's one of the bigger fangames to get a DMCA after their full release.

[@Shadow60f]

Oh lyle, you're the literal best man, never change dood. :'D

[@nyttelost]

J-Jethro Tull? The horse-drawn seed drill inventor from the 18th century who also proselytized the virtues of hoeing by hand? W-w-what sorcery is this? And why is this combination of rock and flutes playing? 3:20 Okay that is sick as hell.

[@accountableaccountings5646]

The overuse of the word jungle was impressive.

[@HeckaLives]

'Where the can strike me like a mouthy 50's housewife.'

[@VinniHP]

5:34 ''it doesn't feel like you should've shown up'' You could say bethesda ''never should've come here"