The Official Podcast #42: The Baby's Choice Awards

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[@Yes-bp9jz]

I can't believe they muted Alex again. They even put his Twitter in the description but still forgot his audio?

[@user-jh1fp8gs1x]

No.

[@Remls]

Maybe.

[@yaboycyn]

IITinjaNurtleII yes

[@CIippy]

Of course!

[@Coolguysup]

Perhaps

[@animatedoutlaw1432]

"Jackson for real put that on the screen" *Stares in wait* He nevER DOES

[@pantspisser]

@Burntfires22 i think he was talking about the backwards knee

[@lightrocket2]

Keemstar killed all the other guests in the future using his youtube drama powers

[@AwsomePicklez]

lightrocket2 WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE

[@redundancyii7015]

_Sia, as in See ya' on the other side of the 1% baby_ -Charlie 2017

[@Alexwho412]

One of his best quotes ever

[@juliusblom3750]

You say there's only four of you but we all know Alex just has his GODDAMNED mic muted again.

[@neatrianty]

They don't know how to fix it so Alex just quit

[@ibc9320]

Still missing alex

[@RandomVideos2]

So I'm guessing Ice Poseidon didn't show up for his podcast appearance?

[@Mace2.0]

Well, he couldn't get past his front door -without some jackass swats him for a millionth fucking time.-

[@colonelfrost8]

he smashed his Mic, so he couldn't make it

[@HorizonofOsiris]

No fucking surprise that guys seems like a slacker who's lazy as fuck.

[@nolanperuski5562]

No he was there his mic was just muted

[@jack_corvinus]

He knocked out his house's electricity by pumping his arm too hard

[@XxTheGamingMastersxX]

Is there an unofficial podcast?

[@gan9055]

jtom Yeah, all of the other ones.

[@omgitis]

jtom on the official podcast discord me and a couple other people tried to start the unofficial podcast but never got back together to make more

[@BazookaTooth707]

hue The OP thought they were being clever, but only showed us the joke went over their head.

[@edenofthewest353]

jtom Yeah, it's a podcast called Baited

[@jackbauer408]

pennni I’m down for an unofficial podcast

[@iquemedia]

I think you mean the KZbin Advertiser's Choice Awards

[@xiro4395]

no u

[@curtil5704]

When will you guys get Tiana and/or Charlie's dad on?

[@caseyderanek]

Curtasync Charlie said during a stream he is waiting for a special occasion to have his dad on.

[@brandonhernandez1111]

Having Tiana I'm would be interesting, although if you think about, what topics would be discussed?

[@brandonhernandez1111]

Curtasync Good Idea

[@trevorn2969]

.When he marries tiana, his dad and his tiana will be the podcasting.

[@MikaMikaWhatever]

I wonder how Tiana would react to Charlie's "Bored burgers" joke

[@ZackofSpades]

I feel a great, warm joy when a game's credits say "And You" in the Special Thanks.

[@ElagabalusRex]

No-guest episodes confirmed for best episodes

[@Guymanbot97]

ElagabalusRex idk. So far my favorite episode was the one with Mr. Sark.

[@astheniaaa]

Hey Charlie, i need to go to my chores. I'll be right back.

[@astheniaaa]

I'm back Charlie.

[@lileggnog4209]

Same

[@eriksatie4061]

@@lileggnog4209 you never came back.

[@lileggnog4209]

Erik Satie yes i did god damnit

[@micahbdev]

@@lileggnog4209 It only took you 2 years. . . I wonder what sort of Herculian task you took on. . .

[@bevcarsonn]

Today's guest is the boss Baby?

[@SnaDyl]

what happened to Kaya's positivity corner?

[@Local_Hitman]

We always did the policeman, thief, mom, dad, 2 daughters, and 2 sons across the river riddle.

[@Local_Hitman]

Solution: Policeman + thief go Policeman comes back Policeman + son go Policeman + thief come back Dad + son go Dad comes back Dad + mom go Mom comes back Policeman + thief go Dad comes back Dad + mom go Mom comes back Mom + daughter go Dad + mom come back Mom + daughter go Mom comes back Dad + mom go All 8 have crossed without the thief being with the family without the cop, the dad being with the daughters without the mom, and the mom being with the sons without the dad. (Only the policeman, dad, and mom could pilot the raft.)

[@PresterJohn420]

To anyone who is still wondering what the motorcross thing they were talking about is, they were most likely thinking of an ATV

[@InterstellarVulpine]

Baby's Choice Awards? So you guys brought Keemstar back?

[@BigDaddyDeepDish]

「Big Ol' Bear」 Roasted boiiii.

[@CRIPPLINGSODIUMADDICT]

Anal ?

[@Rosa-jo3uq]

Crash Bandicoot yes

[@benfoster1018]

My dog died like if you agree

[@TheBigSlimeGlo]

I know it's been six years, but im truly sorry for your loss, man

[@R0YALCAESAR]

Not all dogs go to heaven

[@renno2679]

He actually put in 12 links in different fonts and flames omg

[@myroflcoptergosoisoi]

15:20 ATV. All Terrain Vehicle. Man. That was frustrating to listen to. Lol. EDIT: They got there.

[@CTJ296]

@@VOYAGEUR-YT Multi Terrain Vehicle? lol

[@kefstudio8853]

You 4 guys are the only people i can rely on to make me feel better

[@Pres100]

How tf would it be far easier to look up the after credit scene online than it would be to just sit and wait maybe a few seconds

[@POPpopPOPE]

"Everything has a goddamn 6/10 on IMDb"

[@MisterName1]

Top editing there Jackson!

[@vinnyt3337]

I like men

[@user-wi4zt9ij5g]

same

[@goingmyway5603]

same

[@yyeahsure]

same

[@slowralious3446]

Same

[@damptoast]

yeet

[@christianubilla8477]

Unmute Alex for fucks sake

[@bwbdalek1]

please for the love of God unmute alex

[@thrice_cube]

nAh

[@Fruitcupper]

I just enjoyed myself at 4:24am and then I find the new Official podcast is up? What a night!

[@Blakkberry7]

How is looking up a post credit scene after the fact far easier than just watching it while you’re right there at the theater

[@galacticyeti3917]

I think he meant it's more convenient and less time consuming.

[@MrScreaminglarry]

Carolina reapers!!!!!!!!!!!! Do it do it do it!!!!!!

[@DaRockeet]

Anthony Rifenberry Have them start off small first, give them Trinidad ghost peppers :^)

[@Huhhhhhhhhh-1]

I like how in the description alex is listed as a host for this podcast when he's not in it. Good gag

[@coughpillbox748]

NarwhalMuncher what?

[@infantpurple5567]

NarwhalMuncher what do you mean he isnt on the podcast?

[@Huhhhhhhhhh-1]

oh shit true i forgot. I think i heard his mic get accidentally unmuted at one point in the podcast

[@collapsednan4131]

NarwhalMuncher he founded the podcast

[@basedpump946]

7:27

[@joshschroeder4582]

PLEASE MAKE A DARK SOULS OF PODCASTS SHIRT

[@GertrudeTheCar]

In 2040. With 48,000 siacoin. You may theoretically have 48 grand in profit

[@dylboy2508]

If you possibly could. Get Chris Chan himself on this podcast

[@Guymanbot97]

Beef Flavored Ramen Nipples What is he doing nowadays anyways? Everytime I try to check his wiki my devices tell me to GTFO cause it thinks there are viruses. I was genuinely becoming worried for him.

[@dylboy2508]

His actual facebook is still up and running and he posts regularly on it from what I've seen

[@ismathekingg6099]

She is on jail now

[@LordFantasthick]

If you ever feel sad for a developer, remember Evolve won 60 awards, it was called the best game ever made, its player base droped to under 1,000 in just one day.

[@rubituesday823]

WHERE'S JOEL

[@thunderbear42]

"an old man with peanut butter on his mouth" i fucking love you Charlie you always find the most fucking odd ways to perfectly describe shit god man

[@InvinciblReality]

38:35 Charlie predicted the future holy shit

[@hawkmanalex]

Jackson's edits give me life

[@mikhael781]

why is Alex's mic still muted?

[@ethanweller79]

Mike

[@yyeahsure]

Mike

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

Go, go Mike

[@jhonerycontreras9676]

Mike.

[@RematodeRanger]

Mic

[@Pnthrx]

Seeya on the otherside of the 1 percent, god damn, I laughed soo hard.

[@Bizzozeron]

at the end of the game i worked on, we got to put closest friends and family, or people we admired/inspired us in the special thanks. I said I didn't want any of that, and that I would fight for the end to be "And You!" It got in and I'm so happy about it. I get the warm and fuzzies every time.

[@goraglestreamarchive]

Welcome to the Kaya's Opinion Podcast, with special guests Charlie Jackson and Andrew

[@RashtaEinthisB]

10:07 can we just appreciate all the editing Jackson is doing 1:03:23 I love Andrew's laugh 1:14:05 😂😂😂😂

[@dimitrikvasha7021]

I really like that longer patreon sub question section, you should keep that in for the future! Keep it up, moisties!

[@ethernet389]

Thanks for helping my insomnia and making me moist.

[@PepperBotis]

Dude I love that you guys put Alex's Twitter in the description like he was meant to be in it but he was muted lol

[@101Willyo]

Loving the podcast guys. I try to tune in for each one once they come out. Thanks for the entertainment! Keep it up. Grind till you shine.

[@GooD4YoU98]

So glad kaya is ok after that hurricane

[@dawi3365]

This is Jackson's most edited video by-far.

[@slowralious3446]

I love how they spend the entire podcast setting up ads without ever advertising

[@yaboycyn]

1:12:12 this is a masterpiece of modern comedy

[@mega7070]

Bitcoin's worth $55k now. Bet they wish they invested 😂

[@Tuschi17]

Holy shit! The movie's name is Stay tuned! I watched that movie so long ago when it was randomly on TV. I had no idea what it was called. Thank you so much.

[@bearoyay]

The forest gets between 2k-5k people online a day, which is alot for an indie game. Its a fantastic game and a symbol of what an actual "good" survival game is meant to be.

[@Randomname8383]

I ate a Carolina reaper a couple days ago. I would love to see an episode with peppers and drinking

[@mrlookiki]

Love the editing jackson 👌

[@T-Jex]

We need Jackson's brother in the podcast

[@niki8045]

Get melon on the podcast

[@Guymanbot97]

Nicky Johnson Your gonna have to be more specific. Only people in OUR fanbase get who you are talking about. Not to mention, I have a feeling he is the kind of guy they don't like....but then again they let Keem on the podcast, so anything is possible.

[@obs6197]

Woah does eating grapes prevent aging? Andrew might be onto something.

[@JamesMiller69]

Lmao why did no one laugh at Jacksons dark soul joke it was grest

[@hectorlucas_]

The famous actor James Allen McCune????

[@caseyderanek]

Been waiting all day for this..yay!

[@jackb5384]

I like how they put Alex in the description

[@crypticraps]

The riddle in runescape was bag of flour, fox, and chicken

[@MarkoVillum]

1:10:55 - This has got to be the greatest story I've heard in my lifetime.

[@yeetskreet4844]

Make episode 52 like a New Year's Eve since only 52 weeks in a year, and make 53 like New Year's Day since then it will be the first of a new year of podcasts

[@heallyos2469]

I'm rewatching every episode of the podcast and I'm realizing that I was twelve when this came out ,and that I've been watching this podcast for almost a fifth of my life

[@TheDoopliss2]

Going off of what Andrew said about the age of the listeners: I started listening to the podcast alone when I was 17, but that's only because I've been listening ever since the pleasant surprise of episode 1 being posted. I'm 18 now. I've been watching Cr1tikal since middle school shortly after he was featured on RWJ.

[@howdoyoudo5310]

At MEPs sees podcast stays up until 4 leaves at 5 to join army :c

[@Dihmz]

HowDoYouDo first mistake was joining the army ;D haha jk good luck in basic!

[@blorfenburger]

I BELIEVE in you

[@DJogdog]

1:09:20 Is that not a paradox? "requires" and "needs" are essentially synonyms.

[@pumkmine]

Tarzan was the original superhero story.

[@neikom3356]

He was a filthy desert man i love this podcast

[@IKponmwosa11]

I am starting to think following charlie's financial advice, is more harming then helping my debt

[@swagjackson6773]

The reason Jim Carrey probably was talking like that is because his next movie is a biopic about Terrence McKenna; well he probably seriously thinks that way too but he's no doubt been studying/in character of McKenna pretty hard

[@user-gc9pq7zg9i]

im 12 and i listen to this podcast weekly purely because i have no friends

[@TheOneAndOnlyKurtNobrain]

This has the best ad ever.

[@fungi_ii]

I actually gasped when Andrew said Breloom was his favourite. I thought I was the only one

[@MaztRPwn]

Too bad the philistine pronounced it brEE-loom

[@user-is2zv4sc6y]

I say five-zero because that's how we communicate numbers in the nuclear navy.

[@Hwyadylaw]

I was really intrigued by mxg.com, so I checked it out; it's some open source performance analysis software by a small Texas company. It was first available in 1984.

[@DarknessInferno15]

I skipped episode 41, so I'm glad to be back.

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

I still can't fucking believe ad-reads can be made hilarious.

[@trenchcoatbandit]

i love how everybody said FOREST

[@ImThePrivate]

Still waiting for Joel to be a guest 😂

[@TheThetombraider123]

Actually Adam was made first and Adam made Eve from one on his ribs. Yes a rib.

[@BruhMoment-yq7ip]

Actually, Sonic the Hedgehog was the first one created and created Adam and Eve with his Prickly Spines.

[@TheThetombraider123]

Brave Autist Well if you do recall. Crash Bandicoot uttered the loudest woah and birthed the blue God.

[@vqlick4976]

JACKSON ACTUALLY THE STUFF ON THE SCREEN

[@dregoth0]

I can't wait to see who wins the first Offishy™ Award!

[@garymoreno8066]

I'm with you Andrew, the first time I beat a game I always watch the credits. Some games I re beat like Paper Mario TTYD, Persona 3, Luigi's mansion have good music and scenes at the ending credits. I've beat those games like 15 times and still see the ending credits. When games don't have anything special in the credits, I get mildly dissapointed. Like Persona 5, there was nothing and it was not skipable. Like why they gotta do me like that???

[@aa898246]

this podcast is better than life

[@josephg6863]

It scared me I thought there wasn't going to be an episode today

[@epicvoyager5938]

28:00 40:00 58:00 1:20:00 1:16:40

[@avion3033]

The forest is so silly. I gotta love it sometimes though lol

[@wolffang489]

The only reason I didn't believe that story about the dead sister was because prions like mad cow are slow acting and symptoms likely wouldn't show up in a 17 year old unless she ate the food when she was 7 or 8.

[@gumbothegreat4596]

You guys really need to put your sponsors in the discription.

[@soic9690]

I just noticed they still have ihe's twitter under the list of hosts lol

[@josephrivera6420]

The Forest is actually good. They just have a 3-4 man team.

[@Pr0zimity]

I can't believe Jackson forgot to put the picture of my leg on the videocast ;w;

[@son-of-1810]

Back to this, glad.

[@cynister801]

I've been watching Charlie's content since I was 12 so I think I might've listened to the podcast then too.

[@luswirbs]

You should have Jerma985 as a guest