The Official Podcast

[@cymaratechoverdragon]

In regards to that case of the guy facing 10 years in prison for touching a girl's shoulder, that conviction is guaranteed to be overturned. It wasn't dealt with in the correct court, it's a crown court issue and once they go to that the case wont even be heard, it'll be quashed immediately. I imagine his lawyer told him that and that's why he was so calm when the conviction was read out. But that judge needs to be removed completely because he's not fit for purpose.

[@gummigamer4614]

Oh thank god, may the gods bless that kid

[@conemannpersonal]

Honestly it's such a tricky topic, can't say for sure how well the boys handled it

[@cymaratechoverdragon]

Cone it's not tricky in the slightest the guy didn t commit a sexual assault and it should have never got this far hence why it's getting thrown out.

[@G-Nno]

cymaratechoverdragon how old was she it said she was scared to walk to school so was she underage?

[@cymaratechoverdragon]

@@G-Nno Nope, 18, just finishing up college.

[@nathanseward8274]

Mom: "fortnite is to addictive I'm suing!" Also mom: "Sharon guess what I'm on level 1738492628 of candy crush!"

[@BJ.Cardoso]

"but I already finished college and went to live in my own house😤" -karen

[@nathanseward8274]

@@jadetickett and it's still #1 on Google play for top grossing

[@KnakuanaRka]

Do you mean Karen?

[@guangxi1654]

@@nathanseward8274 ok karen

[@Toxin___InterHalfer]

Kaya's laugh at this girl is so abrasive. Perfectly sums up my thoughts on her.

[@dorian4191]

Ye

[@bunbundont_care8762]

Imagine trying to get out of your comfort zone and trying to make a friend only to get accused in court of sexual assault. We live in a society.

[@farasapt6579]

we live in a society.

[@deepmalyadas6585]

This is what it's all about

[@aizaavalos330]

This isn’t mum’s vs. Fortnite, this is Mum’s vs Fortnite vs The Official Podcast

[@bobincognito]

Vs porn games lmao

[@sappyme]

Bob Barker vs hentai games

[@the3diamonds472]

Mum is vs fortnite

[@stealthmaster96]

I'm fully with Jackson on the porn game thing. Rance is an entire video game franchise from the 90s and is pretty popular in the Japanese indie community. The only reason AAA developers wont go into the territory of porn is because sex is less marketable to parents than gambling

[@manuelsputnik]

Lmao

[@m8dltdlt66]

You aren’t thinking in the grand scheme of things, they would be marketing to adults not children, there can be DLC and Gambling and a whole storyline, the more you progress, the more characters you unlock!

[@oldreaddy3341]

Teenagers however...

[@whockadoo]

Oh? So porn is totally healthy for people? Not saying gambling is much better but wtf are you on?

[@aaaawubadugh8054]

@@whockadooWhat are you on about? Also quit replying to 3 year old comments. They won’t respond to it.

[@Rogermoo21]

Bless that poor kid. I remember being just as awkward not being able to even approach a girl for many years and looking up shit like that too. That girl should learn how to question before turning what could've been a small annoyance into a huge disaster for everyone involved like that. The judge should also not be allowed to judge in the first place if they can't look into the perspective of a lonely, awkward kid and just assume he's truly a sex offender. Unbelievable

[@dorian4191]

Ye

[@cryptixzz1]

@@dorian4191 wtf was the point in saying ye

[@traolin5877]

@@cryptixzz1 Ye

[@ronnielacher]

@@cryptixzz1 Ye

[@tonywithatommy1026]

@@cryptixzz1 ye

[@nutscrescent]

Pretty obvious Jackson titled this one

[@Warrenlfc96]

Charlie please steamroll my wife’s insides while I play Nintendo switch

[@rubenmachado6629]

You get slapped in Stockton for shit like that - Nate "209" Diaz

[@Silbdog]

Charlie is a 2019 guy. If anything he wants you to do that to him.

[@jakenbake9878]

They selling y’all wolf tickets and your just eating them up

[@vinamraparashar7590]

My wife's boyfriend let me stay up 2 hrs past bedtime to play the Nintendo switch he bought me.

[@cozymemes6866]

Lucky

[@thefirsttime7759]

Nice

[@onlytwogenders6734]

Your wifes boyfriend? Bedtime?

[@scotchtape_8713]

Federal Bureau of Investigation ok 2018 buddy

[@cozymemes6866]

@@onlytwogenders6734 It's a joke...

[@lordcosby6364]

To be honest, i used to believe the toy store from Toy Story was real. I lead my mom on a goose chase in the car looking for it, refusing to tell her what I was looking for to avoid looking stupid.

[@Daaron2215]

Kid addicted to fortnite, mom addicted to opiates, like mother like son

[@notmyname8230]

And I'm mom & som

[@asteria5382]

charlie: if i wasn't such a big man andrew: lol

[@Escaper02]

Just want to say that this episode marks a year since I’ve started listening to the Official Podcast. I started with the Jack Films episode and I’ve been listening ever since. I just wanna thank all you boys Jackson, Andrew, Charlie, and Kaya for all the laughs over the past year. You guys have made my weeks brighter and funnier and I wanna thank you guys for that. Keep up the great work, and here’s to another 150! episodes!

[@justjohns2004]

I thought it was "Nuns vs Fortnite" at first

[@moncayo912]

Speedy Johnson now that would be a sight to see

[@greenbird2672]

Hello, hi, are you 2019 Guy?

[@MrMIND-hl8nk]

@@greenbird2672 stfu little kid, go sit on a broom

[@MrMIND-hl8nk]

@DontListen ToMe you still haven't responded to my comment. I don't see how I'm ESL. And you say I deserve your name but you have it on you, clearly nobody likes you.

[@MrMIND-hl8nk]

@DontListen ToMe I didn't say tell me step by step. I said I didn't know what you were REFERRING to. All you had to say is that you were referring to "sit on a broom". And I wasn't threatening the 2019 guy on anything. He didn't even mention a broom, it was an insult from me towards him. Lol thats a weak a$$ strategy of "English is your second Language" it's old and useless, so stf and respond with a proper answer instead of coming up with bs.

[@Ken-et7qv]

Hope you guys see this. Ive only been listening for a few months and in my opinion this is like listening to a 4 man stand up comedy show and i cant help from laughing till tears every episode. Gotta thank charlies channel for showing this podcast and this group of funny and entertaining guys to me.

[@toad3222]

Damn congrats on 150, here's to many more

[@veronicaisdeadd]

40:20 my cousin was actually getting bullied because he didn't have the battle pass. This shit's sad.

[@maxhalverson7215]

That girl who gave that guy 10 years should get 10 years

[@vaprin2019]

To think I've spent over 150 hours of my life just watching you guys talk is pretty crazy to think about. I remember when you guys released the first few episodes I dismissed them because I thought it would be boring. I decided to at least try the first episode and I actually enjoyed it a lot. This is the first podcast I ever listened to and I wish I had an actual income so I could watch the patreon episodes.

[@petergriffin8086]

you just sit there and watch them?

[@MrGecko-dm9kh]

That kid googling “how to make friends” really hit me

[@andrejoss475]

One is so extremely shy and anti-social that he thinks it's normal to just randomly tap someone you barely know the other is so extremely anti-social that she gets PTSD from someone just randomly touching her waist i feel like in a parallel universe they make a great couple

[@foolishkiwi4546]

Kaya my man if you think you're supposed to fap the ENTIRE time you're playing the hentai game you are a fool. You savor it like a fine wine. I personally think even basically just the new soul calibur's character create, slightly more indepth on body shape and add nudity options; BOOM, profitable fighting game. If you want LONG games, look at monster girl quest, the thing has multiple games.

[@Zellkid]

Yes, because nothing says Fortnite without comparing it to cocaine

[@PeacefulRises]

*Comparing a harmless, child-friendly game to a dangerous drug that causes hundreds of deaths a year.* Seems about right

[@robot2971]

Peacefulmomoman thatsthejoke.jpg

[@PeacefulRises]

Robot 29 Yes, I was going along with it

[@blackdead2872]

@@PeacefulRises hey, explaining a joke isn't going along with it

[@Silver-Nao]

@@blackdead2872 yep,it just makes it fkn annoying and not funny anymore

[@AgentBoosh]

I regret not watching the podcast as it came out. I watched the first 2 episodes and then completely forgot about it till episode 65 or so

[@dylki10]

.01M away from 4 million :)

[@littlesamu5920]

charlie doesn't show his face because his hair took over his body.

[@ThaiSkrilla]

He shows his face in plenty of videos and on stream everyday

[@that0nedemonperson874]

Ya check the last video, there's still human under that hair

[@jertspleen1464]

thai skrilla it’s a joke

[@manuelsputnik]

Your ignorance concerning the potential of hentai games is astonishing. The best hentai games have amazing gameplay. They can be RPGs, action adventures, or even just strategy games. Andrew knows his shit. Mad respect.

[@zed5163]

if that guy does go to jail we need to start a go fund me for his bail and possible therapy if needed

[@FlashWukong]

In my highschool "popular" was if you kept up with fashion trends and "popular" music

[@wizardsquad9935]

Was it also having an epic anime profile pic

[@andrewwygal9191]

Wizard Squad lmao 🤣

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@wizardsquad9935 Why is this still a thing?

[@wizardsquad9935]

Dakota Andrews ???? Why is what still thing?

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

well its basically still just that kiryu-chan

[@noahbirk1263]

Thanks for all the great episodes boys

[@mikeanderson3521]

every time i hear about how that poor kid got sentenced i get pissed

[@capnalexi8894]

As a high schooler I can confirm that social media following and sexual activity make you cool as well as the way you dress.

[@steventylertriesit897]

Ah. Just wait till your out of school, and the reunion happens... some of your class mates have actually done good, (hope you're one of them 😀) A few didnt show up cuz they were busy A few are in jail Some will have kids that they dont pay child support for A lot of em will be addicted to drugs. Some addicted to light ones, some addicted to hard ones And a few might be dead.

[@zombieslayaZAK]

I’ve been subbed to this channel so long like 6 years or more who tf knows at this point

[@tannerwise671]

stay great Charlie

[@PopeMugg]

Invite Joel from vinesauce

[@kadenbirtell377]

OFFICIAL BOIS!!! You guys TOTALLY need to have the MacElroy brothers on! They have a podcast called my brother my brother and me. It is an “advice podcast for the modern era” where they answer questions sent in and they are HILARIOUS. You guys have very similar senses of humor and would get along amazing together.

[@TheMrjacklinks]

Holy shit, it’s almost been 3 years.....other then Me being afraid of where the time went. Thank you, the listening has made it fun

[@optimus27000]

That poor kid who thought he was spider-man forgot to refill his web shooters.

[@mikaylaraee]

CONGRATS ON ALMOST 4 MILLION 🎉

[@zoe718]

Unknown if the lads even read the comments out here, or if anyone even really cares, but currently I'm in an entry level college psychology class and one topic my teacher enjoys and frequently brings up is the dating habits of generation Z. She, as well as most of the class, believes that us younger generations are looking to create a stable emotional relationships before committing to a physical one. This theory may or may not be true, but it seems a reasonable enough for myself to be content with this explanation.

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Ive seen my peers relationships and i can guarantee thats untrue

[@oniwolfin9589]

We are all terrified of getting me too'd, especially any one with a social disorder like myself, what the fuck is the point of trying to date/fuck anyone today when it means I could spend time in prison. Have you heard of how ANYONE with a sex crime is treated in prison. No thanks.

[@X606]

I love how this podcast has just devolved into 4 men complaining about being old

[@TheMangerChild]

Jackson's laugh is amazing

[@basharalassad6854]

charlie talked alot this time around

[@jake44558]

Cryoskeptical I think this topic got him excited with hatred towards bad parents

[@basharalassad6854]

@@jake44558 I mean he did say we should have an iq test for people before they have a kid.

[@ellienyan]

I chose this podcast for a school excercise (making a summary of a podcast) i'm starting to regret choosing this.. but I must press on!

[@thomasde343]

When they realise down the road they actually have to work to keep a podcast alive.

[@mortis.y2]

Is there a full version or extended version of the intro song? It's starting to really grow on me

[@boulderbomb9116]

I love Podcasts

[@garigold0]

I was in seventh grade and playing this weird game where you take turns to hit peoples hands and try and get everyone out by hitting their both their hands. I was doing a “speed round” while a group of people walked through. I hit someone, apparently I sexually touched them and got in trouble. Young people are practically trained to be over sensitized about the most unimportant interactions.

[@tinkleherman8338]

Yep. People are pussys nowadays

[@tophatjoe1677]

I'm still in 8th grade, to be described as cool it's really just how nice you are or who you talk to. But still dependant on friend groups.

[@freemandubstep8917]

Hey it’s the jack podcast, guess I’ll listen

[@ragtagboyrebel]

That touch thing is so true. Agree with Kaya.

[@KarnaEnthusiast]

The highlight of my weekend

[@Julia64910]

Second Life moving to Vulkan API would be great. A newer game made by the same developer (Linden Lab) is Sansar VR.

[@softis2000]

40:20 my little cousin was visiting and he was using my PS4 to play fortnite for a bit and when he called me over to tell me something, he was like "haha why you you only have 3 legendary skins? Broke boy 😂" *Cries in 450 games in my library*

[@burritowyrm6530]

8:05 godly quote

[@thebobdan8911]

What is this “7:03” BS? I was promised 7:00 pm EST. God damnit. Get your show together.

[@car9200]

Title: Mums vs Fortnite Video: So when is EA going to publish a porn game?

[@TheItuber]

A porngame full with lootboxes? Sounds great to me, for every 3rd lootbox you get 1/8 of a "naked picture".

[@khokh699]

im 15 and the last time i tried to approach a girl my age went horribly wrong. she was sitting and i literally just went up to her and said hi... she stood up and tried to scream and make a scene, but i just said stop and moved away from her. this is an actual interaction i had with a real person. wtf is wrong with people?

[@titaniumcranium3755]

I'm 15 now and that is just fucked. Why would she scream. Girls just dont understand how easy it is for them to make a scene

[@khokh699]

@@titaniumcranium3755 nah dude looking back at it now i was fucking weird bruh. It was a funny experience tho fr

[@geoff9279]

Peopele are having less sex because of more recreational activities, especially games, and also the cost of living - older people living with parents to save for their own place are less likely to bring someone over.

[@traolin5877]

Idk why you're attacking me so hard. Chill

[@thereal_Zare]

nobody: not a single soul: the podcast: “tell us about it jackson”

[@vile6012]

Nobody: People who don't want their joke to be funny: Nobody:

[@darke9788]

what a ni-ce podcast, I love it!

[@speedracesist9388]

no, at our school, liking fortnite causes intense bullying followed by clinical depression, then 2 options may occur, A: said kid appears in a trenchcoat and a slightly bigger backpack one day or B: he randomly disappears only for everyone to find out he was great at tying knots to the ceiling.

[@DailyMoFo1]

“You would have to put your mind into a 19 year old recluse.” I feel attacked XD I haven’t hung out with anybody or gone outside my neighborhood in months...

[@traolin5877]

Get out and go for a walk at least. Being alone and losing friends/having no friends to do something as small as grab a coffee or ice cream will start weighing heavy

[@101spacer101]

Wait till it hits 6yrs of nothing but work and sleep, thats when life really bangs

[@thesovietkevin7275]

@@traolin5877 and then u get 10 years thrown at u for going outside

[@AliTheNerdKing]

Cant really comfirm or debunk, but currently in League of Legends has free orbs or tokens where you can get free skins. I got pretty lucky and gotten 2 legendary skins off an Orb i got for playing the game, you probably would have to pay for the newer skins but im sure they will get put into orb rotation eventually

[@martialarborist7918]

Glad to see the introduction of Jackson's white knight corner this week

[@andrewcliett5905]

Jede Episode davon ist so unglaublich unvorhersehbar. Ich liebe es.

[@Monitor68]

Why this deutsch

[@konti1990]

Weil deutsche Turbovirgins eine primäre Zielgruppe des Podcasts sind.

[@andrewcliett5905]

@@konti1990 Wir Deutschen sind es gewohnt, aus dummen Gründen gemobbt zu werden XD

[@emperortgp2424]

Write in English for fucks sake, I don’t speak nazi

[@Monitor68]

@@emperortgp2424 jawohl

[@notgoin2244]

Underrated podcast

[@devinrapp6423]

You guys should look up studies on having more options and happiness with your choices. they mostly agree that if you have less options you're more happy with your choice

[@branimirdzhenkov9549]

150 babyyyy ❤❤ hugs and kisses to the boys hahaha

[@meatball5336]

I farted into a shoebox, wrapped it and gave it to my friend for his birthday.

[@discombobulate6825]

so this is where the whole goat yoga idea came from

[@bubbernub651]

I think what jackson was saying makes sense

[@MiniTableTurner]

Yo, Jackson! The save files are broken in your latest update.

[@jess-xt1nm]

Almost 4 million

[@xSoporific1]

Oh boy

[@Mastashakenbake]

Gamer named Chad here. Frig off, Barb.

[@OrangeCrizp]

Never been as early as this since I was born

[@ponytheprostituteonvinyl7591]

Could've gotten it a day early if you on audio version😉

[@treeofwisdumb11234]

After watching every podcast episode from the pod channel down to this point I've really noticed how everyone but Andrew loves telling or trying to tell jackson he's wrong

[@Sk8dyYT]

CONGRATZ ON 4MIL

[@brandonkruse6412]

Buy an exercise ball. Your body will thank you for it.

[@m8dltdlt66]

Brandon Kruse how?

[@aeugchad]

The boys try and describe eroge for several minutes

[@andythernda]

"Jackson made the first low budget porn game" House Party?

[@roaringmouse4505]

Kaya would make a great guidance counsellor.

[@captainzubzubs5127]

HI OFFICIAL BOYS. Just to keep up with the updates that nobody reads, I'mma join my schools wrestling team because I have gotten really strong from working out twice a day. I also have a girlfriend now and ya boi is gonna do a do tomorrow. Just want everyone to know life gets better because before it was aids and things improve. Just keep on going everyone. Anyway love everyone here and have a great day

[@captainzubzubs5127]

@DontListen ToMe a Jimmy. That a condom?

[@notgoin2244]

And almost at 4million 😎

[@Thunderjames]

Are they just making the Rance series?

[@acez6756]

Moms: videgames 😑

[@initialsjd5867]

42:38 lol yes unfortunately this happens and i know from personal experience

[@legacyofvrak]

That porn-game talk is something I didnt expect but I really got hooked on it, more people should consider this shit, we're not in 2004 anymore

[@impulzs8372]

So close to 4 mil

[@aidenstrauss1829]

Kaya is definitely the smartest person on the podcast. Not even beings sarcastic

[@RareIsCrazy]

*Funny witty comment*

[@Benjiiiii.]

what makes a kid popular in my school is how fucked up they can get how much drugs and alcohol and vapes they can acquire like pokemon cards

[@acez6756]

Gamers rise up

[@SirEvilestDeath]

I work at an elementary school and not only will almost any kid try and get anyone around to do Fortnite dances they do in fact use “Default Skin” as an insult quite often. I’ve heard it at least once every week this school year so far.

[@steamtasticvagabond474]

“Eric you Default Skin, give me some Bitcoin to buy some chicken nuggets”

[@__silver__1465]

BOOKMARK 10:50

[@SuperGabber5000]

FRANKS ADVENTURE LETS GOOO

[@crimsonpotemkin]

10 years and the sex offenders registry is incredibly harsh given what we know. There should just be a restraining order and he should be told not to approach her again, that's all. But then again, it's the UK and it's a miracle he wasn't sent to the gulag immediately.

[@crimsonpotemkin]

@@christiaanv8291 the UK in its entirety is tilting towards the left more and more, it's actually scary. They'll end up as 1984 in 10-20 years.

[@zoidango6166]

There is nothing better than friendship with men