The Origin of Every Soyjak: Explained

I'm 'jakkin it!

[@darklizard45]

"There are worst fates than death" Having your face turned into an symbol of shame for nearly all eternity is one of them.

[@NintendoDude360]

Its not really eternity. These memes tend to get shriviled up after like two or 3 years after childish and impropper uses

[@3cool5school]

at least you have enough testosterone to have a beard

[@pozld1393]

@@3cool5school lmfao

[@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895]

@@NintendoDude360 no. Socialists and the soylent are to stay until defeated. Its an infection

[@NintendoDude360]

@@3cool5school sometimes. I knew a guy that drank soy and still grows a beard.

[@Nick-hb6ox]

He talkes about soyjack as if they are the most vicious and atrocious monsters to ever exist

[@norikofu509]

because they are

[@xtdycxtfuv9353]

It’s for humour.

[@Eagle-eye-pie]

Don’t have nightmares.

[@mira0555]

They are the representation of the degredation of humanity. Only by culling the weak and degenerative will humanity prevail and cast down its tainted rot

[@xtdycxtfuv9353]

@@mira0555 , said Zoomer as they stroked their already inflated ego unaware that they were doomed to become the very thing they suggested violence against.

[@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683]

imagine being the first human to say "Tony Soprano soyjak" in an Australian accent

[@norikofu509]

Time breaking moment

[@js-cm9si]

Time fell down and broke its back.

[@wheeliesmalls9464]

Let's say he didn't have the makings for a varsity gigachad.

[@Burn-vi7sn]

Does the Aussie accent make a different 😂😂 would you have said anything if he had a cowpoke corn shucking, gun toting, sister loving, murican accent?

[@ashemocha]

yesterday i was the first person to say "could go for a cheeky bit of boom beach" in a british accent, i feel the same glory he must've felt

[@suicideposter]

There is nothing quite as horrifying as being immortalized as a soyjak.

[@Wagon_Lord]

I hope no one ever jaks off to my image... horrifying

[@keiishere511]

dude, how messed up would it be if the "soyjak based on real people" passed on one day and people would still use the images

[@Jakepearl13]

Fate worse than death

[@TheBigGuyBillyBob]

The torment does not end with death, ​@@keiishere511

[@hotcauldron7918]

It's even more horrifying than damnatio memorae, the punishment Roman used for crime of utmost severity to the state

[@compatriot852]

The way he describes soyjaks, it sounds like an eldritch SCP being documented online

[@TheRibbonRed]

What's scarier is that they're real. "Shut up & consume." -Soyjacks

[@Nezlik0]

@@cooldud7071 rip /qa/ murdered by jannies

[@cooldud7071]

@@Nezlik0 Don't worry, we have /qa2/

[@p33ko81]

/qa2/ is not real take your meds

[@hdepartment]

@@p33ko81 /qaϪ/ IS real and I will NOT take my meds

[@MrHotSalsa]

I love how that one dude got a world record but is only remembered as a meme.

[@salsamancer]

It is a pretty lame record

[@nadeshikorealnofake2237]

It's a pretty shitty record like, dude doesnt do anything, just was born with an sligthly bigger mouth, no effort, no hard, work no skills, if anything he should be happy he became a meme.

[@vincentmackinnon3601]

What is the record

[@vincentmackinnon3601]

@@salsamancer ?

[@ImRayCest]

@@vincentmackinnon3601 it's mentioned in the video for largest mouth gape (2:16)

[@swagistan69420]

Depict your enemy as a soyjak- Sun Tzu

[@MutedAndReported3032]

That’s the secret to winning every internet argument

[@ivoryas1696]

@@MutedAndReported3032 In fact the phrase "it's so over" is actually _first_ attributed to the first person he used that tactic on. Had so much shame he had to _kill_ himself in order to restore honor, unfortunately...

[@user-ih9pg1qi8w]

sun tzu said that

[@coolguy_42]

if depicting yourself as a chad saying "yes" is sure to result in victory then you must be a chad Sun Tzu said that

[@ivoryas1696]

@@coolguy_42 🗿

[@meme-vw1vi]

getting soyjaked and not having soyjaks to soyjak back was the most humiliating moment of my life

[@Nikotheleepic]

Im sorry, maybe now you know that you should carry for self defense.

[@energeticyellow1637]

I always carry a binder full of pics of soyjaks so whenever somebody irl says something I don't like I just pull out a random page, put it over my face, and repeat what they said in a mocking voice. Maybe you should too

[@FleshWizard69420]

​@@Nikotheleepic concealed carry soyjaks for self defence

[@NikoPeludo]

@@FleshWizard69420​​⁠​⁠​⁠I own a soyjak for self defense since that’s what the internet intended. Four internet trolls break into my page, wtf? As I grab my keyboard and my soyjak memes Send a soyjak image to the first trolls, he ragequits on the spot. Draw out a false allegation on the second troll, misses him entirely because it has minor typos and destroyed an online user’s reputation. I have to resort to the Twitter app in my phone loaded with overused phrases L+ Ratio, bozos! The Tweet enrages two trolls to depression. The Tweet and crying trolls set off social media influencers. Fix doxxing link and doxes the last terrified troll. He leaves the internet waiting on the death threats to roll out since false allegations are impossible to recover. Just as the internet intended.

[@Arinisonfire]

There's something fundamentally disturbing knowing that these images are based on real people....

[@somerandomname3124]

Not really. It makes me hopeful that some day there will be an entire government mandated soyjak database full of millions of soyjak variations perhaps including portrayals of myself or you.

[@saladv6069]

And one of them is markiplier

[@p33ko81]

> There's something fundamentally disturbing knowing that these images are based on real people....

[@memezoffuckery3207]

The Soyjack meme has preserved Pax Americana

[@stevepalpatine2828]

"People"

[@nickkek2660]

channel filled with hundreds of halo videos then suddenly out of the blue: a deep dive into soyjak history

[@edmonddantes563]

It’s a public service

[@SwingDatThing]

The duality of man

[@rogerc6533]

Takes a chad gamer to recognise a soyboy

[@RAndrewNeal]

Covert way to tell us he's based.

[@BasileosHerodou]

Maybe he was a soyjak all along

[@jackanghoff8320]

Imagine the horror you would feel upon realizing that you had been turned into a soyjak.

[@FleshWizard69420]

"Now I am become Soyjak, the Destroyer of Testosterone"

[@ianjames1754]

The horror of such a climacteric realisation cannot be imagined, but I can paint a picture of how it would end… With a solemn, unreadable expression on my face as an unnoticed tear silently rolls down one cheek, I slowly walk off with a thousand-yard stare, no purpose or determination in my steps, just a shuffling shadow of what was once a man. After I’ve walked out of view, there’s a brief moment of silence, then - with an undramatic, almost mundane air of finality - the loud, slightly dampened report of a solitary gunshot rings rings out. Then - silence once more. Forever…

[@williamdrum9899]

This is why I never open my mouth

[@matthewfinger2381]

3:22 I drew this one. I finally feel accomplished in my life for once.

[@johnneri3646]

Proof?

[@matthewfinger2381]

@@johnneri3646 UMMM DO YOU HAVE A SOURCE FOR THAT??!!!??

[@johnneri3646]

@@matthewfinger2381 Watch your tone 🗿

[@nemmo5012]

Waltuh Close your mouth Waltuh They are gonna draw you as a soyjak Waltuh

[@Edge_Boye]

Thank you for your service matthewfinger2381

[@somerandomname3124]

Soyjak lore>Investment in real life history and archaeology.

[@clashoclan3371]

POV : Haven't touched grass for years

[@magnuskallas]

This is what I call education. Instead of teaching drag stripping to children, they should be warned about the dangers of becoming a soy entity.

[@fuk0v049]

But these memes are a reflection of real life. An interpretation of this time of soyjaks.

[@magnuskallas]

@@fuk0v049 This is history. Let's make sure them soy and woke and effed up fembot faces are never forgotten! Otherwise next thing they are going to be our leaders or something :D

[@bungiecrimes7247]

@@clashoclan3371 tiktoker who doesn't know what POV means

[@harismeld9411]

My irrational fear is that one day I too will be depicted as the soy wojack

[@liamtristanzuhlke1066]

Same

[@alyssarichardson2544]

@@Surteronarto very solid advice!

[@tonijelecevic9238]

Breaking news :American medical association includes fears of memes as a new illness

[@liamtristanzuhlke1066]

@@tonijelecevic9238 My new gender identity, Wojak, I changed my mind. I want to be one now baby. Ka chow!

[@SlurMaster9000]

This is why I personally never open my mouth, instead feeding myself through an IV with a mixture of protein powder and anabolic steroids.

[@matty1094]

Slow burn, bone chilling, spine tingling, character driven horror movie with no jump scares

[@aheenobarbushenocied9880]

😂

[@augustgreig9420]

Another classic from A24.

[@collinmc90]

I haven't opened my mouth in over a decade.

[@Yannis280]

but how do you eat? ☹️

[@rashonmygooch]

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.

[@amogusenjoyer]

Mewchad

[@orboakin8074]

When I was a young boy in Nigeria my mother always told me to never leave my mouth open unnecessarily. Thank God I listened to her😌

[@neo-filthyfrank1347]

When I was a young boy in Rwanda Paul Kagame recruited me to fight in the Second Congolese War.

[@orboakin8074]

@@neo-filthyfrank1347 Damn! Your (totally real) life sounds more interesting than mine, friend. We should have beer and chat up if we ever meet in real life🤣🤣

[@neo-filthyfrank1347]

@@orboakin8074 Yeah man and then I ended up with General Butt Naked during the 12 millionth Liberian Civil War.

[@gurmyigoll3535]

It's to make sure nothing flies in, like insects or a fist from an annoyed person having to see your soymouth.

[@DominikPac-Boy]

@@neo-filthyfrank1347 yeah, sure bud.

[@allenharper2928]

I always loved the "beyond chicken" soyjak twins.

[@kaletovhangar]

Why they look like they suffer from Down syndrome?

[@augustday9483]

That one's my favorite too.

[@mark0183]

😮🍗 👈😯

[@oldmanlogan9616]

yes lol

[@allenharper2928]

@@mark0183 I'm a dunce it took me til now to figure out what it was lol. Partly because I didn't come back to read the comments, and partly because it's been a long week at work lol

[@raptorshinryu]

I love how his voice is just unsteady enough to know that he's doing everything he can to not bust out laughing

[@SycipsGD]

millions must watch

[@NinjaLeekspin]

As a balding guy with a beard, seeing the irl pictures makes me kind of embarrassed to be balding and have a beard.

[@gamerdude3465]

You mustn't put on glasses.

[@omarsabir1210]

@@tokeshed cope

[@gatoloco3949]

@@tokeshed bald men aren't attractive, don't get confused with the male gazer and female gaze.

[@NinjaLeekspin]

@@gamerdude3465 I do have to wear glasses. 😞

[@LaPapaya]

@@NinjaLeekspin Remove the beard

[@oce1989]

Fun fact: James Youniverse caught wind of his likeness being made into a soyjak very, very early and literally left youtube hoping it wouldn't impact his real life. You kind of have to feel for the guy.

[@GorgutsFan1998]

really?

[@noahlutzke9456]

Yeah I used to watch him. James from my understanding was autistic, so it’s unfortunate that he was targeted in this way. I don’t think he really deserved it.

[@bareq99]

This is so sh*t This is ehy I hate the internet

[@Muhluri]

Well, he did make the choice to do those ridiculous reaction faces. It was only a matter of time before people made fun of him

[@Muhluri]

@@RarityArchive unfortunately it works really well 😂

[@sagemailer]

The sharty is entirely done for it is over 'teens I am offing myself

[@Nikotheleepic]

-ack

[@chasemcglauflin2312]

Jak historian here. I think I just stumbled upon something BIG. Like, makes-me-question-everything-I-know kinda big. Conventional history has it that on 30 Dec 2017, a Swede on /int/ posted the first ever ꜱoyjak. This is documented. However, a little-known piece of trivia is that he actually called it "ꜱoyak" in that original post, so I got curious about the first time "ꜱoyjak" was uttered. I expected it to be a few days later, you know, once the trend caught on. Well, turns out ꜱoyjak was first printed on the same day-30 Dec 2017-on both /s4s/ and /r9k/... ten hours BEFORE THE SWEDE'S POST. And not only that, but both posts essentially were saying that ꜱoyjak was /fit/'s own wojak variant (yet the word "ꜱoyjak" itself doesn't appear on /fit/ until 22 Jan 2018)

[@canwegetashoutouttoworking2002]

Link or it didn't happen

[@corruptedmilk2481]

this meme has always been so cruel yet hilarious lol

[@MarquisLeary34]

But like any other meme, it got overdone to the point of meaninglessness.

[@corruptedmilk2481]

@@MarquisLeary34 true true, that is their fate

[@mrinsomniac2968]

good news it became meaningless now

[@albertsovenskiy6140]

@@joeclark7298the world record guy is collapsing the world?

[@chaddaddywarden4349]

@@albertsovenskiy6140 obv not, its the idea behind it tho. "Men" like the neckbeard MCU fanboy who collects funko pops is what I'm assuming he's getting at

[@smilingchip5192]

Bug-eaterjak was just confirmed to be based on a jacksepticeye thumbnail

[@smilingchip5192]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKOclIdojbaSnMU heres the origin of this wretched beast

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Huh?

[@Virsteinn]

@@bungiecrimes7247 You read that right, it's Jacksepticeye. What's more, the thumbnail was already as depicted in the soyjak. EDIT: The video in question is called, "Smackin balls with the LADS!"

[@orirune3079]

@@Virsteinn do i really want to search that phrase? No. No I do not.

[@TheAnnoyingF2P]

You WILL be Irish You WILL smack balls with the lads

[@imafreakinninja12]

My brother bought a Nintendo Switch. A month later, he starts balding. Coincidence, I think not.

[@sylfya11]

My sis brought it and I'm the one wearing glasses

[@vectorperkins6685]

as a person that grew up on the internet in the early/mid 2010s, this is like discovering a species that has gone long extinct after studying their heiroglyphics for years. too late to know the origin but too early to have the thought to find it.

[@Slender_Man_186]

Weirdly enough, memes have kinda just looped back around to early 2010’s rage comics.

[@MrMister5305]

I like how this is reminiscent of all the pretentious "youtube conspiracy" videos that have over a few million views and the main commentator of every video almost always have some mundane voice. I call this talent good sir. Very well put together for the satire lol

[@gurmyigoll3535]

Number 15...

[@corvidcorax]

@@gurmyigoll3535 Chills' voice is the opposite of mundane.

[@bustprime]

Moon

[@dontebennett6098]

"Here are 10 disturbing photographs from WW2" 😂😂😂

[@thesyncronisedgamer6003]

The part of it that instantly got me was the background music which was the same that mutahar (someordinarygamers) used to use for all his creepypasta videos lmao

[@Virsteinn]

2:44 This soyjak's origins have actually been explained. Jacksepticeye is notorious alongside Markiplier for his exaggerated video thumbnails, one of which spawned this abomination. Apparently, the soyjak's author saw this thumbnail and recreated it as the soyjak we see here.

[@robburr4751]

When he said anthony fantono i died 💀

[@turrinnno]

Specifically, the "Smacking balls with the lads" video thumbnail.

[@Virsteinn]

@@turrinnno Yep.

[@vladimirirkhin]

video was posted before the tweet that revealed it

[@Virsteinn]

@@vladimirirkhin If I can use google to check these things, then so can you and the video author. When the tweet was posted relative to the video is irrelevant in light of that fact. Besides, I didn't even know who the fuck Anthony Fantono was before this, so I saw Jacksepticeye in that soyjak.

[@isaacthemonke233]

I like how it went from standard meme origin type videos to obsolete chaos It's a breath of fresh air honestly

[@chudcelpissbaby]

sharty saving gem that the normies weren't ready for

[@steampoweredmaniac5359]

Soyjack gameplay: Have you watched Squid Game?! Soyjack Lore:

[@steampoweredmaniac5359]

I have zero recollection of writing this comment let alone watching this video. We’re going full dementia fellas.

[@georgiykireev9678]

@@steampoweredmaniac5359 If you've never accidentally rediscovered one of your own jokes from years ago and laughed at it, have you really lived?

[@ElNinoLego]

@@steampoweredmaniac5359 amazing

[@ElNinoLego]

@@georgiykireev9678 inspirational

[@SoroushTorkian]

@@steampoweredmaniac5359 Happened to me at least 20 times since I started using KZbin many years ago. No worries mate.

[@chiachimariachi4682]

I quite enjoy how he speaks of the Soyjacks as if they are SCP creatures that somehow escaped and should be killed on sight if found, which is exactly how I feel every time I see one anyway

[@ErenTheWarcriminal]

How many have you killed?

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

Do you always point out the obvious? That's why it showed the images at the end.

[@ImWhyMortalsCry]

​@@ErenTheWarcriminal I'm at 6 now

[@finbarthefantasticallyfunn8113]

I love how this is structured as a creepypasta video or something

[@Doodsinho]

Thank you, because of this video I know finally understand why I dislike seeing myself with a beard and wearing glasses so much. I guess all of these soyjaks were influencing my self-image subscounsciously.

[@user-ez7ls2du9c]

How about you start taking care of yourself and stop being a child, you should be thanking these soyjak memers for trying to save your life

[@bradthunderpants3283]

Wear a baseball cap and get contacts.

[@Gamorou]

"His origins are unkown, therefore he is more dangerous" Man talks about soyjacks like they are SCPs. He couldn't have been more right

[@thesaul9484]

My question in relation to soyjacks and SCPs is, is SCP-096 a soyjack, knowing how wide his mouth can open?

[@mrlaz9011]

he's the first soyjack, a coomsumer of everything.

[@thesaul9484]

@@mrlaz9011 I am scared

[@lucre113]

Do you not realize that…. With your anime profile picture and… love of “SCP”… you… okay nvm

[@tokyothedisaster3015]

Its actually of Jack Septic Eye in a thumbnail, the creator revealed this a bit ago

[@hughjanus700]

Soyjaks have given me extra motivation to workout and eat healthy because looking anything like those soulless creatures is one of biggest fears

[@user-jh5dq9vc1v]

Just shave beard, grow some upperhead hair, don't wear glasses and keep your mouth shut, easy

[@Guadalajara1937]

​@@user-jh5dq9vc1v I need glasses

[@ayushtiwari2959]

@@user-jh5dq9vc1v Or just dont do weird stuff online.

[@IA-32]

​@@user-jh5dq9vc1v brobis acting like people wear glasses because they like it

[@exzardoz3532]

​@@user-jh5dq9vc1v And don't watch fantano

[@Designed1]

"The Tony Soprano soyjak" is a horrifying phrase but somehow hilarious at the same time

[@michaelb4062]

i come back to this video every couple of months. Absolute gold

[@SpillAudio]

HWABAG

[@benosonline]

I can’t believe they turned tony soprano into a soyjack

[@therealdababycovertible9503]

It's cause he never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

No one is sacred

[@tundoori]

tony soyprano

[@TheSkullcrusher73]

1:08 I don’t think you go in depth as to how rare of a phenomena this is.

[@dasarath5779]

apparently the guys dead aswell

[@huhhuh9598]

@@dasarath5779 Really?

[@oom5768]

@@dasarath5779 too many soy bugs

[@larsthemartian9554]

Nah shut up, it's a Swedish win, no need to elaborate.

[@swedishfish3555]

I’m glad Swedish wins are finally being recognised

[@dumbassgaming5513]

I love how you described them like they were cryptids, good video

[@Hanoua2]

the Soyjak meme actually make me self counsious during picture to keep my mouth close

[@SammEater]

I didn't know they were based on real faces, this makes it all the more hilarious and sad.

[@thesaddestdude3575]

Sad?

[@injunweeb1973]

Hilarious and sad at the same time.

[@sr.mental5876]

Art imitates life.

[@_BlackenedSun]

@@thesaddestdude3575 sad because everyone should be more serious and miserable in life like him god forbidden you enjoy something

[@MrCmon113]

@@injunweeb1973 That someone at some point opened their mouth in an exaggerated fashion is "sad"? You guys are actually insane.

[@blizzary9369]

"Eat the bugs" soyjack lookd like jerma

[@tzardnickolasthelitromanov]

Hehe, he does have funko-pops in his room..........

[@kevintrang6447]

Maybe he was with a doctor

[@ethanetn]

We were so preoccupied with eliminating bullying that we never asked why they were being bullied

[@ZX-Gear]

Facts

[@sb8369]

Ok...and? The "why" doesn't really make a difference here

[@Slouworker]

We should redouble bullying

[@borkovitch5227]

i saw a Nintendo Switch ad right after the video, the black magic of the soyjaks is influencing the world around it, terrifying

[@wyatth874]

Now THIS is the kinda content I subbed for.

[@Lolm3ist3r]

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

[@lancelnce]

Sosu

[@lucascecil6287]

This is quality content. I never knew I needed Soyjak lore.

[@MrWackypackages]

This video is just so great. You're so serious about the whole thing I love it lol

[@arandompasserby7940]

I love how the commentary carries a thin air of "how silly is all of this?", but the repeated irl bugmen faces are just too consistent to not trigger the pattern recognition sensors in your brain.

[@qnteban]

"he is known for his love of slow-burn, bone-chilling, spine-tingling character driven horror movies with no jumpscares" i feel personally attacked

[@Masckerdoom]

Please be trolling

[@Nichtzukennen]

cory

[@woefulfisher]

Cry about it 😭

[@deeta000]

Armenian Cory!

[@Alvacka97]

That's the whole point :|

[@snailien363]

I am a starving child in a third world country and this is the last thing i will ever see before starving to death

[@MutedAndReported3032]

Rip

[@Danilski69]

watching more of these pop up over the years has been interesting

[@peacejoy1396]

3:42 Where you cracking up a bit there?

[@yosh9192]

We need a sequel with the true origins of Feraljak, Cobson, Nojak, and Kuzjak as well as the history of Kuz THOUGH Edit: It’s up

[@swagincarnate5217]

>COALson ftfy

[@NuonCheaKhmer]

@@swagincarnate5217 GEMson*

[@asdfgtr8948]

@@swagincarnate5217 HWABAG, cope

[@xChimkin]

qa lost

[@MoronicRoc]

You got your wish granted.

[@RisingJericho]

Cold take: Soyjaks are just an evolution of the old Rage Comics

[@MutedAndReported3032]

Not sure what a cold take is

[@613-shadow9]

@@MutedAndReported3032 the opposite of a hot take

[@doctorreed_]

the irony lies in that everyone who uses soyjak unironically is themself a smug soyjak

[@Nikotheleepic]

Proof???

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

NYM coal

[@rjrowley3887]

No no you have a point

[@namlese4577]

smug soyjak hands tipped this

[@Nikotheleepic]

says doctor reed, sounds like you are the only soyjak here, by the way soyjak is a mindset, not just an appearance.

[@Sonof_DRN2004]

I’m gonna make a Wings of redemption soyjak

[@edmonddantes563]

Wings doesn’t smile tho so it’ll be difficult

[@Sonof_DRN2004]

@@edmonddantes563 nah he does smile when he’s bullying others and is on top of the world as woody put it.

[@edmonddantes563]

@@Sonof_DRN2004 the look here look listenjak

[@Yuhyuhmuhmuh]

Remember to send it to Kyle

[@aderemiporsche]

No need, honestly. Man is already a living soyjak.

[@ShreddedNerd]

My worst video yet

[@jarjarbinks2105]

Please seek help

[@soulz9345]

Terrible

[@edmonddantes563]

The sinister tone you created this video with is amazing haha

[@internetpointsbank]

I would like some more good sir

[@evansterba6284]

Fun fact: eat the bugs soyjak comes from a jacksepticeye video thumbnail

[@toanuva6178]

Came to this straight off a documentary on the Evolution of Vertebrates. Love this kind of videos on the topic evolution

[@glight0]

The hero that we deserve

[@AltShad0w]

2:44 jacksepticeye

[@Thoregor]

This is what the absence of God looks like.

[@dickkickem8424]

3:34 Oh no, not Vinny!

[@dontebennett6098]

Soyjak Lore is oddly enthralling. Thank you for this informative, and somewhat unsettling, deep dive into this race of people.

[@nunyabiznes33]

Thank God for the internet otherwise we wouldn't have known this specie is living among us.

[@someguy1686]

@@nunyabiznes33haha among us sus

[@amruzaky4939]

​@@nunyabiznes33I'm steadily losing my mental capacity

[@OceanRedux]

This is it. We've reached ecstasy. This is literally what the internet was created for. This video. Everything we've ever done as a society has all lead up to this moment.

[@Blockbustah]

we are now suffering from our consequences, we only cared about the present but ignored the outcome of our actions, leading to the end.

[@1Leo2grad3Fett]

now read this comment again and imagine a soyjak as this dudes pfp

[@MsBonsai2010]

Underrated comment 😂

[@janpavel1441]

The end game was always collective severe mental illness

[@MarquisLeary34]

Holy cow that's depressing if true.

[@theodorekaczynski8147]

4:00 To think a ‘jak may be dead

[@ExistentialCrisis1984]

Why do I always find videos like this at night man I'm questioning my life decisions. Also very informative 👍

[@LauncherSpiderMk7]

You can soyjak literally anything and anyone.

[@jerryborjon]

@VampireMilf - It’s totally possible

[@inzasauce5939]

@VampireMilf already done

[@mongolmob198]

Why isn't it possible

[@smimoma5930]

@@mongolmob198 It just isn't!

[@MarquisLeary34]

And that's why it's been rendered meaningless at best.

[@glight0]

Bonus comment so the algorithm can boost this epic alpha Chad content

[@robertallan8035]

‘Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate soyjaks since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for soyjaks at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.”

[@ourtube4266]

“Impressive, Let’s see Paul Allen’s ‘I have no mouth and I must scream’ copypasta”

[@archermadsen7744]

Nice, rare to see a "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" reference.

[@ZX-Gear]

I Have No Soy and I Must Jak

[@lukethekuya]

Mindbroken comments section

[@RipScissor]

The amount of damage Wojak has done to online discourse seriously can't be overstated. I genuinely miss the old rage faces.

[@imkyle4life]

Or the grape face

[@kptz4343]

Only someone who has reasons to be depicted as a soyjak would say that.

[@SpencerLemay]

Rage faces had to die and were barely a step above emojis.

[@commitfelonyfeline]

@@SpencerLemay wojak user 💀

[@PURENT]

Reject modernity Embrace tradition

[@TheMilitantHorse]

I was not expecting to watch a video about Soyjaks, let alone a video that feels straight out of 2015. Not a bad thing tbh

[@heavengrrl]

Why does this video have horror undertones lmao it made it unreasonably funny

[@carbonizedgoomba2109]

Well that’s four minutes and fifty three seconds of my life I’m never getting back

[@TheMasterCaster]

“This is what we call a Swedish win”

[@eobardthawne3333]

Ahh, you know it's a quality meme when the story starts in former Yugoslavia.

[@mateothewizard]

“a gaming console that is designed for children” staring at the countless games rated M that can be incredibly sexual including GTA

[@Miceman_Bonanza]

Cope Pretendodrone

[@mateothewizard]

@@Miceman_Bonanza imagine hating on a game console

[@lolbajset]

"Gta is for mature 16 year olds like me' 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@songokai2992]

"designed for children" I don't even get what he means by this? a console is a peice of tech it's a blank slate.. there are games for it with a wide range of subject matter or target audience. Is he talking about the type of games Nintendo publishes? Then are Sony consoles for kids cause of little big planet,ratchet and clank,astros playroom being first party games? I think it's much more childish to take a picture of some people just trying to pass their time on the metro and mocking them on the most fucked up platform on the internet that only basement dwellers use than to own a switch.

[@Miceman_Bonanza]

@@songokai2992 KEK keep playing your "big boy" games nintendie LMAO! 😂😂😂🤭

[@JonathanTheZombie]

Eat the bugs to stop the weather

[@HalfLifeOfHumanity]

The eat the bug Soyjak is definitely a trace over of Jacksepticeye.

[@smilingchip5192]

Yup, kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKOclIdojbaSnMU. This fucking horrid thumbnail

[@bungiecrimes7247]

From what tho??? People keep saying this but from what?

[@lutho7693]

Which Video?

[@HalfLifeOfHumanity]

@@lutho7693 Its a facial recognition thing for me, I haven't seen almost any of his videos except a small few and mostly just meme references like the maymay of him used in Internet Historian's "The Engoodening of No Man's Sky" video, etc..

[@lutho7693]

@@HalfLifeOfHumanity I found it.

[@dr3ad698]

0:31 oh its wilson from Don't Starve

[@kingkaydengaming2786]

Bruuh 💀💀

[@Cantaloupe-no69qe]

Nah that's jimmy neutrons in real life

[@itsyaboiguzma]

I wasn't expecting to find a soyjack lore breakdown video scrolling through KZbin at 2am but here we are.

[@Tapanitseini]

"eat the bug" -soyjak is originally from a Jacksepticeye's thumbnail.

[@ChrisRedfieldsbloodline]

>no sneedjack well pardon us, mister GUCCI LOAFERS.

[@norikofu509]

Very Subtle Joke

[@sentrygun9978]

3:12 I fell out of my chair laughing, holy SHIT!

[@KydraExhale]

Average funko pop collector

[@flxsemi653]

Your unintentional (or maybe intentional) chills delivery kills me

[@Maggot-Milk]

3:33 least expected channel to see a binyot

[@ellieh.5419]

Vinny vinesauce? Try finger, but hole

[@adriellightvale8140]

Soyjacks are part of why I no longer smile in photos. If anything, they've reinforced my no smiling policy.

[@andrestapia7091]

Why not ?

[@freeutopia]

@@andrestapia7091 my teeth are shit and when I smile i look like ted bundy

[@thesaddestdude3575]

@@andrestapia7091 Becaus being happy is wrong now apparently.

[@Daniel-uy1sv]

@@thesaddestdude3575 Thats not why lol

[@vhanka27]

Smiling is fine. Just don't gape your mouth open like an anus, ready for a pounding.

[@ErrNOT]

The song, his voice, and the way he speaks makes it look like he's explaining the UFO attack

[@Sir_Opus]

I fucking lost it at the nonchalant delivery of "This is what we call a swedish win."

[@levelfive7662]

​@@TheZombieWarlock > posted by italaryan ip I KNEEL.

[@ballshippin3809]

A soyjak response to this video would be: "What IFL scientific evidence do you have to back up your claims?..."

[@edmonddantes563]

Source ? ‘I made it up’

[@allenharper2928]

And to that I would say, after removing my glasses and appearing to think for a bit with the leg in my mouth, maybe even flipping through book as if for the answer, "Your mom."

[@ianjames1754]

Or the old favourite of Veteran Quora commentator Soyjaks: No, that’s a conspiracy theory and has already been deboonked: _(relevant Wikipedia article supplied here)_ Can you provide a link to your sources?

[@mrosskne]

when the soyjak is less of a caricature than the person it's based on

[@highlander6573]

I got an ad for headache medication after this video ended

[@Human-163]

Very informative, thanks for your service to the community fren.