Soy Lore V2

I've hit a new low

[@jimboanimations4041]

This video made me feel like a poor Victorian age child that got sent to the future and was put on the internet for the first time.

[@hoonteri1760]

this perfectly encapsulates the feeling of watching this video wtf

[@Hrrrrrrrrrreng]

I’m 20 and I feel the exact same way. Still reeling from chudjak.

[@atomic_bomba]

>This video made me f-ACK!

[@cheesywithers]

Same.. wtf

[@t_0246]

" Im not familiar of these humo-ack!"

[@wacopaco2099]

If you showed this to someone 10 years ago, they’d throw you into a prison

[@good__person]

more like mental asylum

[@volk4523]

They should go there already tho.

[@ghoulbuster1]

They can't contain me forever

[@NuclearSmoores]

She’s right

[@atomic_bomba]

>If you showed this to someone ten ye-ACK!

[@ratshave4748]

This video could obliterate the mind of anyone over the age of 40

[@MarquisLeary34]

I am over 40, and can confirm.

[@mattgroening8872]

@@MarquisLeary34damn bro. That’s coal.

[@hrmpug1092]

I’m 16 and my mind has crashed.

[@gradeon2848]

I'm 24 and I can barely keep up.

[@EvidentlyFire]

​@@MarquisLeary34oh you shouldn't have said that, my spine is tingling for you, it's all real, there's a party and they are coming for you

[@generalrubbish9513]

This video unironically makes me feel better about myself. I thought I was terminally online, but it turns out, there are depths of internet lore that even I haven't been privy to.

[@lukethekuya]

>this video unironic-ACKKKKKKK

[@42carlos]

>I though-ACKKKKKKK!

[@cincinnati4391]

This shit is unreal

[@TurboPacks]

​@cincinnati4391 I would --ACK you but I don't want to be a poser

[@NiB-Productions]

@@lukethekuya poser

[@kratnoe228]

"You can't force a soyjack, it musty simply contain the essence of soy, with the exception of cobson. Soyjack became jack, wich became jacobson, wich became cobson. Cobson was the most forced coal in history, he was known as coalson." Jesse, what the hell are you talking about...

[@jacpas2012]

Seems to be made up as they go along.

[@NuclearSmoores]

Coalson doe

[@kooyah6420]

Gemson albeit

[@atomic_bomba]

Normies knowing about 'ems is coal though

[@test1q7]

He da 'mmy tho

[@Darcco900]

I'm just imagining what's going through the mind of the 70 year old boomer who subscribed to you after your Yes review while he watches this

[@RM-el3gw]

XD good one... The Yes video seems so out of place compared to the rest. Crazy someone this young would know or even like that band at all

[@thebesto7787]

@@RM-el3gw It got pretty popular among the younger crowd when Jojo used Roundabout, though

[@realperson5575]

>though

[@doritoburrito4540]

@@RM-el3gw i gotta agree that yes is pretty well known because of jojo, though i wish they wouldn't shit up every comment section they find. i saw them on a tribe called quest song once for some fuckin reason but yeah all those 70s bands are starting to slip away into history now. i went to a steve hackett concert this year and i felt privileged to be seeing it as a 20 year old. every single other person i saw there was in their 30s at least, most of them above 40s.

[@atomic_bomba]

>I'm just im-ACK!

[@fibber2991]

>kway >sharty >subreddits This isn't even coal or dust, this is literal ash

[@Nikotheleepic]

Just like the chosen billions

[@fibber2991]

@@Nikotheleepic sadly not yet.

[@merucrypoison296]

1935 ash albeit

[@roozbeh6999]

​@@Nikotheleepicnever happened, i wish it did

[@EyePatchGuy88]

​@@Nikotheleepic Soon....

[@HonkeyKong54]

4chan is dead and has been invaded by gay Redditors

[@shroomer3867]

Gredditors

[@mattgroening8872]

Same thing

[@HonkeyKong54]

First they would steal all the “safe-ish” comedy/memes that would come from 4chan spreading them around and running them into the ground and now they’ve infiltrated the platform and ruined it. Pseudo intellectual hipster dbags.

[@roozbeh6999]

Predditors

[@user-vo4xv4zi1t]

Peditors Troonitors Groomitors ack

[@sithmakuta2579]

I love how you can hear the struggle to contain a laugh when he's explaining the origin of Chudjak.

[@Jolis_Parsec]

Frank Grimes and John Oliver are forever preserved in chudjak glory. 😏

[@ijusthatenormiesihavenooth1164]

I love how leftypol tried to debunk the 'the left can't meme' meme with the chudjak and it blew up in their FACE

[@doddermodd]

@@ijusthatenormiesihavenooth1164 literally muh holesum deboonkerinos

[@bitshox1215]

​@@ijusthatenormiesihavenooth1164 sublime cope

[@micromints1735]

@@ijusthatenormiesihavenooth1164 It didn't, you fuckwit. You didn't win this one.

[@HEWHOTAWNS]

I genuinely cannot tell where the real shit begins and the meme ends great video

[@pocztmistrzztczewa]

Are you trying to imply that memes aren't real, though?

[@basileusgaming7047]

I genuinely - ACK

[@michal5642]

it is unironically all real

[@crispyandspicy6813]

If you need scientfyik peer reviewrino studies to be sure if the story of the soyverse is real you are a soyjak yourself

[@hoonterofhoonters6588]

"The shawti" website is the only thing that I didn't understand. I assume that it's a smaller chan board. I understood everything else, much to my chagrin, and it's all real. It's just explained in the most brain-rotting way possible.

[@ShreddedNerd]

Walkable Cities

[@test1q7]

Biblically accurate angels

[@nyx2875]

God I'm so epic for posting this!

[@hambubger8225]

Liminal spaces

[@trevorfranks69]

Subscribable necessities

[@skellt]

Um, got a source for that?

[@Glitch-Gremlin]

Why is this video so funny? *BECAUSE... IT JUST IS, OKAY?!*

[@dubsguy7986]

You WILL laugh

[@MMaximmachinegun]

@@dubsguy7986 Billions must laugh

[@EngiGODS358]

TSMT

[@moralitiesaspook168]

Glistening, glimmering, bone-chilling, slow-burn, genre-defining gemerald.

[@zun92]

ACK

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

Keep Yourself Safe

[@sunshineskystar]

Spine-tingling, thought provoking, expectation subverting,

[@zun92]

@@sunshineskystar plan trusting, 2 weeks waiting, mind breaking, eye rubbing, timeline shifting Q gem

[@NuclearSmoores]

Self arrest yourself

[@tacky4237]

i love how he barely holds character trying to explain these absurdist inside jokes.

[@atomic_bomba]

>I love how he b-ACK!

[@atomic_bomba]

ywnbaw

[@kakyoinnoriaki7725]

Obsessed

[@deadsoulll]

>i love how he barely holds character trying to explain these absurdist inside jokes. Ö

[@jaif7327]

ywnbaw

[@nou1178]

My Fauci, he didn't mention the dancing swede...

[@thomasgamer4000]

The Swede was mentioned in the last one

[@SuperBetaBuxbros.]

‘P

[@redtsun67]

I love how every so often in this video, you can hear the narrator holding back his laughter. You can tell that reading the script for this video pushed this man to the absolute limit.

[@merucrypoison296]

so many acks

[@BigScreamingBaby]

This is what utter madness looks like

[@atomic_bomba]

>This is wh-ACK!

[@kakyoinnoriaki7725]

This is whack!

[@lateralrook]

@@kakyoinnoriaki7725 N!GGA I'M WHACK!

[@larsthemartian9554]

Clarity*

[@asdf-sr1ny]

This is whaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@JKSmith-qs2ii]

We need a goyslop lore.

[@Vandarte_translator]

fr fr

[@TimSlee1]

First ve make zem eat ze soy, zen ve make zem eat ze bugs!

[@akul2851]

Its called a Nikocado Video

[@YehudiNimol]

@No SMOrcing "It's the Jews that are making me eat that food, not me! You have to understand, mom!"

[@elbasado481]

fr fr bruh ongod

[@KnightGunny]

not even mentioning troonjak

[@user-se8de2ly6c]

Troons are cooooming for yuo

[@luisrenato4089]

No mention of troonjak nor TND, 'tube jannies would be mad

[@SuperBetaBuxbros.]

He would get ACKED if he mentioned it

[@auraguard0212]

The only leftypol meme to float, and it floated because even the people it was mocking found it hilarious. I think there's a lesson we can learn here.

[@fleebogazeezig6642]

The edits of the chudjak where he’s put in classic pieces of western artwork are some of the funniest things I’ve seen.

[@jeffpussylol2578]

I think the fact that it looks like John Oliver also played into it

[@hexdanoff]

>calling cobson coal Absolute brimstone of a channel

[@pistolerro111]

> callin-ACK!

[@kakyoinnoriaki7725]

Cobson is 100% coal though

[@NuclearSmoores]

>calling coalson coal he’s right + peer reviewed

[@NuclearSmoores]

@@kakyoinnoriaki7725 correct and feral god pilled

[@dudevonsofa1344]

@@NuclearSmoores you will never be a woman

[@solidusgadget]

I love how wojak evolved into whole folklore of the internet.

[@atomic_bomba]

>I love how woj-ACK!

[@solidusgadget]

@@atomic_bomba харош

[@atomic_bomba]

ywnbaw

[@djwquggfds]

@@atomic_bomba ты че под всеми видео про шарти насрал?

[@merucrypoison296]

@@solidusgadget Ivan why aren’t you on the front lines against trans Ukraine?

[@ursamajor3362]

No troonjak mention? Chudsisters.. did we just lose?

[@JimmehRulez]

😭

[@Cabbage22927]

ACK

[@christopher8199]

This guy is a troon himself

[@Edge_Boye]

@@christopher8199 he is thug hunting as we speak

[@clouds-rb9xt]

@@christopher8199 source

[@noah_hill]

He is scared of the 'tube troons

[@dernan2]

he didnt have the balls to mention troonjak, aka the gemmiest variant ever.

[@makutas-v261]

@@dernan2 ERMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...................... COBSON WOULD LIKE TO PRESS X TO DOUBT THOUGH.

[@Nick-hb6ox]

You can hear the narrator slowly losing his mind as he goes deeper into the lore

[@atomic_bomba]

>You c-ACK!

[@calvyhater5000]

>You can hea- ACK!

[@MarquisLeary34]

Trying to make sense of meme culture will do that to you.

[@chesnaught229]

this isn't deep at all

[@merucrypoison296]

@@chesnaught229deep is when he would talk about Swede dance and goth

[@deyoviC]

"Experts weigh in: Here's why being called 'soyjack' by conspiracy theorists means more than a compliment"

[@atomic_bomba]

>Experts weight in: Here's why being c-ACK!

[@crispyandspicy6813]

Experts weigh in this experts weigh in that how bout you start telling us why experts weigh in the ballpark of 300 pounds?

[@deyoviC]

@@crispyandspicy6813 fucking autocorrect they/themsplaining me.

[@absolutelypitiful.600]

@@deyoviC Kek

[@Dr0dd]

source?

[@gore780]

Millions must learn

[@pedrobraz2809]

>m-ACK

[@gore780]

@@pedrobraz2809 truth

[@TakonumeroII]

Maybe even billions...

[@mr.k7457]

Nojack is often portrayed as a lemon

[@fentanylandfriends]

>no troonjaks >no tnd >no cp shartysisters...they aren't being transparent about us...

[@rainingfallout3043]

@Mr Heck iFunny is pretty based albeit

[@Kodeb8]

@Mr Heck ifunny is based THOUGH

[@test18fort]

>based >albeit >THOUGH

[@jaif7327]

@@Kodeb8 let me guess, feature creature you are ?

[@jaif7327]

@@rainingfallout3043 u mean ilatinx?

[@somerandomname3124]

"I don't want to explain to my friends what a soyjak is and why I am one now." Pathetic, I for one hope to become a jak someday.

[@TimSlee1]

Soyjack transformation speedrun (Any%)

[@ellipsispoint]

One already exists that's just like you it's called the troonjak

[@atomic_bomba]

>"I don't w-ACK!

[@friedchicken8440]

YWNBAS

[@atomicanachronism8849]

>soyjack YWNBAST (you will never be a soyteen

[@Leaf4825]

>Explains soyjaks to the normies Coal

[@Leaf4825]

@@DoNotFuss >>Explai- ACK- ACK

[@maxi5208]

@@Leaf4825 xister deleted xeir ack comment, hope youre proud, transphobe.

[@lukethekuya]

Mindbroken comments section

[@ChudSneedNfeed]

Normie attracting BRIMSTONE

[@strange7190]

​@@ChudSneedNfeed Trvth bvmb...

[@spiciestsenpai]

this is essentially what history documentaries are gonna look like in a hundred years

[@atomic_bomba]

>This is essenti-ACK!

[@sss1029]

​@@atomic_bombawhy did you reply to everything? Are you some sort of a sperg?

[@__-tt2ot]

Exposing the sharty is an act of darkest coal, most foul brimstone.

[@NuclearSmoores]

Ted k was right

[@atomic_bomba]

>Exposing the sh-ACK!

[@anonymous17283]

@@atomic_bomba >using -ACK even THOUGH comment is right >shredded nerd fans will now attempt to make the dustiest NAS possible in an effort to join the sharty >inundation of forced coal and brimstone on the booru for years to come

[@atomic_bomba]

@@anonymous17283 Replying to 4 months old comment, therefore 'nucoal 'yt'rd 'ranny

[@anonymous17283]

@@atomic_bomba >Replying to 4 mont- ACKKKKK

[@Alchemeri]

I think i finally understand what older people feel when seeing current memes and niche internet communities

[@ferreira991]

I am 32 and already feel like a completely alienated old fart.

[@TheFingledorf]

Rage comics

[@lukethekuya]

^mindbroken frogGOD

[@joniboi3699]

Nah, this shit is on another level of confusing. This isn't just a new generation of humour sort of thing. It's more like 0.001% of the population and specifically people that never see sunlight that would be into this "humour" (boring inside jokes made amongst a small 4chan community that no longer exists).

[@filler7149]

​@@joniboi3699 >le you have to be a losernerd to enjoy the evolved way of calling people gay I picked up this honour style before I even heard of the 'arty thoughaleverbeit

[@chokabitch9342]

This video feels like it’s for twitter users who saw a greentext Twitter account. No troonjaks, No ACK, No YWNBAW, Not explaining the spade with the Q, Zero TND posts, Pretending that Chud isn’t a beloved mascot of the “alt right”, “Troons winning”, it’s Beyond brimstone. Pure ifunny 9Gag rot made for someone who didn’t lurk enough.

[@glabalkik]

>This vide-ACK

[@chokabitch9342]

@@glabalkik that text not turning green son

[@UserName-hb7hw]

Lee lore is the only redeeming quality about sharty culture

[@merucrypoison296]

No duh it’s a shreddednerd video

[@ZaoMedong-]

@@merucrypoison296You’re in every fucking soy comment section. Faucis favourite.

[@Fummy007]

These are my favourite slow burn atmospheric gut wrenching bone chilling character development driven kino documentaries.

[@atomic_bomba]

>These a-ACK!

[@trevorfranks69]

A24 special

[@fbafroguy6200]

Ah the soy jack, the Nintendo playing, science loving Redditor truly is quite a unique specimen.

[@ellipsispoint]

That's you

[@loscopihues2343]

Cope

[@braziliantsar]

@@loscopihues2343 Found one

[@realperson5575]

>soy jack normie coal

[@engagingbus7991]

@@realperson5575 Here, have some nerve gas

[@nic-usormost9400]

Transphobia is actually cool.

[@MrViki60]

B-b-b-based

[@minmodsefa]

romanian win

[@MirinRage7482]

U probably look like the chudjak lol

[@nic-usormost9400]

@@MirinRage7482 ok and?

[@MirinRage7482]

@@nic-usormost9400 that’s not a good thing incel

[@Apolloneous]

>/qa/ lost even though a troon killed himself during the raid

[@jackrourke9851]

qa los-ACK

[@MrThunderFx]

/qa/ lost chud

[@jackrourke9851]

@@test1q7 >qa los-AC-AC-ACK!

[@SpriteMan1337]

who did

[@foos9978]

The greatest Swedish win of all time

[@NuclearSmoores]

Swedish loss doe

[@denishrg9843]

Gigantic Swedish L

[@atomic_bomba]

>the gr-ACK!

[@atomic_bomba]

Norwegian victory albeit.

[@larsthemartian9554]

It's a Finnish win tho

[@obvioustroll.yetyoustillgo1634]

Soysisters... the newchuds are coming...

[@volk4523]

@@PodreyJenkin138 Jim lost, and chuds have been losing hard. Nothing but L's this year.

[@volk4523]

@@PodreyJenkin138 Were your kind not just rebuked harshly last night? Pretty sure it was! Btw, congress is going to shut down Kiwi Farms, lol.

[@obvioustroll.yetyoustillgo1634]

@@volk4523 >congress is going to shut down Kiwi Farms I'm gonna need a peer-reviewed well vetted source for that sweaty.

[@volk4523]

@@PodreyJenkin138 Lol. Always the most sensitive group. Living on felted.

[@obvioustroll.yetyoustillgo1634]

@@volk4523 I'm still waiting for my source sweaty.

[@merucrypoison296]

Is it really true this guy got doxxed like 20 times on the party for opening the flood gates to the normies?

[@speedwagon1824]

Sharty deserves it

[@tamoray7319]

newKINGS rule the farty

[@roningehring406]

>reads word for word off the soyjak wiki and farms views Erm.. im thinking this is a brim moment? Idk might post a cob

[@kirgizikable]

I don't have my own opinion yet, I will have to wait for peer-reviewed study

[@tshirt6555]

>reads wiki >posts to internet >makes more money than you ever will in a month tubers stay winning

[@jmtradacc]

Is incredible how long you managed to hold your laughter

[@atomic_bomba]

>Is incredible how long you m-ACK!

[@user-vo4xv4zi1t]

>>Is

[@ReclaimerStudios]

This is one of the documentaries of all time. It's quite ubicwadis.

[@hansolowe19]

wat

[@tatotaytoman5934]

though

[@OmnipotentSaiyan]

Yes, it’s one documentary out of all documentaries of all time.

[@jakejanssen4319]

300 IQ

[@franz.francisco]

ubiquitous? lol

[@D_Dramo]

I like how we went from collecting pepes to now soyjaks, time is truly a flat circle.

[@merucrypoison296]

Normie political twitch redditors ruined pepe just like all of you will do with our soys

[@xChimkin]

>troons winning funniest thing i've heard all month

[@ZaoMedong-]

>funniest thi-ACK

[@reiangossling6395]

No one cared who jak was until he put on the soy

[@atomic_bomba]

>No one c-ACK!

[@merucrypoison296]

@@atomic_bombathis one is actually true albeit

[@atomic_bomba]

@@merucrypoison296 Rare trutherald on the 'tube.

[@moralitiesaspook168]

The Jak that saved the sharty.

[@john4chan127]

Corvis?

[@NuclearSmoores]

S-party

[@atomic_bomba]

>The J-ACK!

[@makutas-v261]

@@atomic_bomba The Jack

[@BrocksJellyFilledDoughnuts]

This video makes me feel a little better. I’ve been hooked to the internet for almost three years and I have no idea what I just heard. I’m planning on actually getting a life and a job. So really, things could be worse. (EDIT) 07/22/23: Found this video in my feed again and wanted to do a quick update. My anxiety and depression have went down exponentially. My confidence has also greatly improved, and I’m currently chasing a career in web development. Baby steps ^_^

[@atomic_bomba]

>This video m-ACK!

[@vonnie0_0]

Good on ya mate. Becoming a “normie” is now more praised on 4chan than being an Internet addicted loser, the world is healing. I aspire to not be chronically online and antisocial, wish me luck. 👍

[@asghfdasd708]

@@vonnie0_0i am posting this on r/4chan! such wholesome content all around. WAGMI sisters! :) i too am a normie. maybe feeling like a bit of a bloomer today,maybe because im a bit of a zoomer,teehee! but never a doomer :) I am also trans btw but idk if that matters

[@MrKoiking1]

Only 3?

[@zephyrous8155]

@@vonnie0_0 ywnbaw

[@maglerdon]

4:16 started laughing because of the face but i really lost it when you couldn't contain your laughter at the guy being embarrassed to be a soyjak

[@tacky4237]

deepest, spine tingling, slow burning, genre defining lore.

[@atomic_bomba]

Shallowest, neck wrenching, fast melting irrelevant waste of time.

[@Kain1805]

@@atomic_bomba Sez you replying to every single comment like an obsessed loser

[@atomic_bomba]

@@Kain1805 ywnbaw

[@Markell1991]

More like gemre defining, amirite?

[@merucrypoison296]

How is he defining anything when he leaves out all of the actually offensive ones?

[@zun92]

The coal that killed the sharty

[@NuclearSmoores]

Calling it “sharty” instead of S-Party NGMI

[@zun92]

@@NuclearSmoores callin-ACK

[@atomic_bomba]

>The co-ACK!

[@Zhrzhljak]

COBSON HWABAG, vantablack 'tuber just cannot accept when a coal NAS (which Cobson was) becomes a IAS gem from the freezing peaks of aryanheaven through hard work.

[@mariofeds1101]

...what

[@tomboysupremacist]

stop exposing 'ormies to 'arty culture though

[@anonymous-wx8ly]

>though

[@kalekale4323]

gem

[@salsamancer]

I think my brain just tried to save me from this video by completely barring it from my short term memory

[@atomic_bomba]

>I think my br-ACK!

[@breadmilkYT]

No sneedjak, no troonjak, no goyslop lore. Coal at best methinks

[@ratbasher5890]

This is the video equivalent of waking up from a lobotomy.

[@cokacobra9855]

the best parts about this video are the points you can hear his voice breaking, trying to keep his shit together reading the soy lore without dying

[@39nojobmomshouse]

kuz please copystrike this coal and then take him to court

[@atomic_bomba]

>kudz please copystrike this co-ACK!

[@foodistgavrilo6636]

Peter nemetz gem

[@merucrypoison296]

Kuz died fighting the Ukraini sisters

[@atheistman-mt3cg]

@@merucrypoison296 kid

[@merucrypoison296]

@@atheistman-mt3cg kuz bros it’s over… :(

[@goofyahh7044]

I literally can’t tell if the narrator is being 100% serious and this is all factual information, or if it’s all made up. Either way it’s hecka entertaining 🤣

[@soyjakpartyvideoarchive4645]

All real

[@Banana-Boi]

Factual made up information

[@realperson5575]

All fake

[@chomskyhonk2366]

All fake

[@slyseal2091]

All

[@theotheraccount]

I can't wait for some company to realize that soyjak copyright ownership is a legal grey area and capitalize on it by adapting the Soyjak lore into its own cinematic universe.

[@themisfunniesandstupid138]

If I go to the cinema and see the trailer for a soyjak movie, I'm becoming a terrorist

[@merucrypoison296]

Meds

[@lmackenzie9198]

This video induces the same feeling that I can only imagine of completely losing all mental and cognitive coherence.

[@moister3727]

I don't know if I need to shut down ny brain, or put it at 100%

[@Aluunyax3]

Where is troonjak

[@NuclearSmoores]

Look in the mirror‘EEN

[@plasmaguy7813]

>coalmori pfp NGMI

[@kukuV.3]

He joined the 42%

[@atomic_bomba]

Hell.

[@lateralrook]

​@@NuclearSmoores rare px coffee gem

[@nunyabusiness69]

I feel like I can finally take on the world with this knowledge I just learned

[@atomic_bomba]

>I feel like I c-ACK!

[@DEMiURGE455]

Ever since leftists on Reddit picked up on soyjacks to “own le evil nazis” I stopped using them

[@zephyrous8155]

>abandoned gems thinking they were all coal

[@kigurumii]

ywnbas( you will never be a soiteen)

[@zephyrous8155]

@@kigurumii hwaba4 (he will always be a 4cuck)

[@CrescitEundo]

There is a high chance Shreddednerd knows who Coalsbad is...

[@alessandroleonori7201]

Full Amarna lore video out soon

[@atomic_bomba]

>There is a high ch-ACK!

[@peacemission305]

@@alessandroleonori7201 Shreddednerd showcasing brg wrahmana edits and trying to explain Templism

[@alessandroleonori7201]

@@peacemission305 "Templism is a neo-pagan religion created by The Author of Templist Canon, encompassing all Indo-European..." *cycles through the various gigachad edits in the background*

[@-andreiDNA]

God gave humans complex communication abilities and this is what we did with them... The great fire is so deserved

[@MarsofAritia]

billions must die!

[@heinoustentacles5719]

after which we will become... coal...

[@manoletomol]

>trans sisters w-ACK

[@imnotsimonyes5184]

"launched an all-out war against the trans community" i wish i knew of their existence back then, so i could join on the quay's side

[@anthroimperzia3927]

4 months late but id like to compare this to real history. During the Chinese civil war, the nationalists had surrounded the communist forces and had the chance to totally destroy them while they were weak and small, but out of pure luck the communists managed to escape and commence the long march into the mountains. We could have nearly crushed the enemy before they exploded into our species.

[@enriquelaso359]

It has never been so over

[@atomic_bomba]

>it has never been so over (even doe it is just getting started albeit)

[@banana-kun2738]

fun fact: you could immolate a small rural european village from the 1520's with this information.

[@alejandrozea2136]

I wish I could go back to the 80's before any of this existed

[@anthroimperzia3927]

80’s was the best decade of the modern era. Music was great, economy was great. 80’s fans unite

[@cschad]

when multiple jak's are discovered at the same time they call it ejakculation

[@dion8202]

Gem

[@fartman9223]

>uses chugdust soot instead of gapejak one 'imickfig

[@aswfabt]

i am currently stalking your filenames

[@fartman9223]

@@aswfabt chudturus

[@atomic_bomba]

>uses chugdust soot inste-ACK!

[@SycipsGD]

wordington incoherent ramblings made up by depraved individuals

[@soyjakpartyvideoarchive]

Coalson sisters… it’s over

[@NuclearSmoores]

Lisa

[@NuclearSmoores]

Marge

[@NuclearSmoores]

Homer

[@NuclearSmoores]

Bart

[@NuclearSmoores]

Maggie

[@Anders010]

Wow, just wow This Ding ding ding, bingo! I'm literally shaking rn Holy shit your post history Let's unpack this Who hurt you? Thank you for the gold kind stranger Holy shit batman My wife's boyfriend

[@Gemerald666]

Yikes

[@leebinpoggersmomento6101]

@@Gemerald666 Yikeserino!

[@moister3727]

We did it reddit

[@user-tw3rh9po4t]

Go away, Andrew Tate.

[@curlyfries2956]

If a poor medieval child working in the fields of england watched one second of this video, he would combust

[@Ajclz]

Le coal medieval kid

[@FleshWizard69420]

And turn into coal

[@VVabsa]

At 4:38. As a Dutch person, I never knew that Ongezellig was a cartoon. I'm going to migrate Belgium now...

[@atomic_bomba]

>A-ACK!

[@johnlennon2864]

Brabant

[@johnlennon2864]

@Mr Heck Mymy is a real female and made for BWC also

[@johnlennon2864]

@Mr Heck ywnbaw

[@jaif7327]

@Mr Heck ywnbaw

[@odim_1936]

3:24 u broke character finally 🤣🤣

[@atomic_bomba]

>3:24 u broke ch-ACK!

[@merucrypoison296]

Buck broken

[@Jaggerbush]

I feel like this needs a two hour deep dive.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

I feel like this was a two hour deep dive.

[@Jaggerbush]

@@DonVigaDeFierro you might be having a stroke.

[@SpyGuysX]

2:53 this never happened. Meds.

[@merucrypoison296]

Qa lost

[@ketertube]

Gotta love how soybooru saved the wojak memes from being complete coalized, since 2020. Watch the Soyjaks evolving is like see bizarre animals evolving to fill their new niches with their own specialization. Btw you kinda forget to mention the Gigachud, an respond to it, during the birth of the Chudjak, which was refered as the "LE POLJAK". it's basically Big Lez, with some of the mix of Senator Armstrong, but it doesn't really seemed to be connected with the soy lore but the bunkerchud one could be.

[@scott5171]

Yes, I completely understood everything that you said.

[@Journey_Awaits]

The S3 plan has evidently succeeded

[@atomic_bomba]

>Gott-ACK!

[@robertm3329]

Touch grass

[@EE-ed6fz]

>the booru

[@ayemaksicur5176]

Shiniest gemerald on the 'tube.

[@atomic_bomba]

>Shiniest gemer-ACK!

[@realperson5575]

Darkest coal on the 'itch

[@_sargentocoelho_4441]

4:28 Thats kinda based ngl

[@merucrypoison296]

I’ll delete all the mean mocking comments I said to you instantly if you buy the party please shredded

[@Anonie324]

What the actual fuck is this video, I can't stop watching it.

[@natahx2787]

I’ve watched this video multiple times a week for like 2 months now I can’t stop

[@mrcin1233]

Alternative title: Simulation of your mind at the age off 40 when you overhear conversation of teenagers.

[@rustyshackelford6401]

/qa/ won

[@HarambaeXelonmuskfans]

The redditors stole the soyjaks

[@kigurumii]

umm they’re called basedjaks sweaty, peer-reviewed independent fact checkers said so

[@SneedtheAlmighty]

IT'S OVER.

[@snootgamenotofficial]

I love how you lose it, you literally cant keep going and your voice cracks and a slightly laugh comes out. Thats a gem

[@ok5183]

'p on the third frame on 0:23 though

[@cloudtail]

I’m always chudmaxxing

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

If we tried to explain Soyjaks towards Extraterrestrial beings, they'd immediately retreat and mark Humanity as a Lost Cause.

[@emil-1609]

Didn't expect to find Aoba on a soyjak video at 3am, maybe it really is all connected donyou get it

[@SpillAudio]

And the best part? There's STILL enough material left for a part 3. Squirreljak, Shirtjak, El Perro Rabioso, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Alicia, Total Shitalian Death... The list goes on, really

[@personalaccount6443]

>Shitaly Go back to the booru

[@SphereBoxCube]

1:32 "cobson is based" he sure is

[@iamsyntact]

"often portrayed as a lemon" this one sent me

[@ThirdXavier]

The fact that I understood 100% of this tells me I need to go outside more

[@johnbroh4030]

Where are troonjacks ?

[@Nolant.]

>where are tro-ACK!