Yes I am the Original Carving Guy in Old Country Buffet Training Video ! Just a Bit Older LOL If you would like to know how to cut your meat at Dime Thickness, Just Watch the Video ! Bahahahahaha
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@TheCarvingGuy3 жыл бұрын
I have just found Lost episodes Of the training video , Such as episode one And some other ones . I Will be posting as soon as I can transfer it ....
@HelenTudor-Douglas3 жыл бұрын
Groovy stuff, The One, The Only, BEST Carving Guy EVER! : )
@mikehunt21903 жыл бұрын
What year was it when you filmed this?
@yakmaniac3 жыл бұрын
Wow, 2021 is already better than 2020! Thank you
@coreybarber41143 жыл бұрын
That would make 2021 better! We need more Old Country Buffet training in our lives!
@brandonyouth52413 жыл бұрын
You're a national treasure Alright
@r61g97 Жыл бұрын
You know, I really thought I’d be doing something better with my life at 38 then trying to fall asleep by watching old country buffet employee training videos.
@jessewestsd4668 Жыл бұрын
Haha me too.
@Mordecai154 Жыл бұрын
Same bro. Same.
@ryanblanchard2508 Жыл бұрын
Between the video and comments, this is comedy gold. Better than most shows today. 😂
@benjaminford5252 Жыл бұрын
Man...same. But I don't turn 38 until next month.
@kyle6838 Жыл бұрын
It never goes as planned do it😂
@kennethlauer4735 Жыл бұрын
"Did you catch the game last night?" "What game?" "I don't know, they told me to say that"
@DCToonTime Жыл бұрын
“Did you catch the game last night?” Customer goes on insane tirade because the home team lost. Dishes, hams and pats of butter are hurled all over Country Buffet. Multiple tables are also overturned.
@ScaryRevenant Жыл бұрын
@@DCToonTime sounds like a skit for MadTV 😂
@andrewjosephdotson4309 Жыл бұрын
Lmao. I laughed so hard I farted
@nunayobiznass Жыл бұрын
@Andrew Joseph Dotson I shit my pants so hard i laughed
@UltraGinormous Жыл бұрын
Ludicrous display last night
@FilmBuffFL5 ай бұрын
"Have you ever stared into the void and seen it staring right back?" "Just ham this time, please."
@adamskiyoАй бұрын
this had me burst out laughing
@jamescheddar489626 күн бұрын
the void is the only path
@MrWolfTickets21 күн бұрын
😂😂
@droppin_sik_beets9 ай бұрын
"What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?"
@dukenukem696 ай бұрын
🧑🌾🐦⬛🚨⛽🚔🏢🐂🧳🎯📟🪙💰🚪🚿🛋️🪤
@Papa_Mateo5 ай бұрын
7k
@bennissimov4 ай бұрын
*deep sigh* (menacingly) Answer the question.
@granpastreetz4 ай бұрын
"I need to know what we're callin' it for."
@sugarlessmfkr3 ай бұрын
Sir?
@DJKinney Жыл бұрын
"Have you ever held a friend as he dies in the sands of Fallujah?" "Ham, please."
@natedish1 Жыл бұрын
im crying 🤣
@chad8251 Жыл бұрын
Are you asking for help?
@DJKinney Жыл бұрын
@@chad8251 I'm asking for ham. A dime thickness only.
@RemoteTrooper Жыл бұрын
I'm dead
@manhalen7046 Жыл бұрын
Geezus man that was gold.
@ajunlimited Жыл бұрын
“Do you like hot fudge sundays” “Yeah!” “Ok. Well here’s a slice of ham for ya”
@Exit22 Жыл бұрын
I just laughed my ass off at this comment.
@Neo...... Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@evanshields5231 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@chuckiem7731 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ticharribetikymo257 Жыл бұрын
lol very good
@dacawone10 ай бұрын
We need a "Where is he now" documentary on this dude.
@albo25913 ай бұрын
This is the actual guys own channel lol
@TheCarvingGuy2 ай бұрын
Yeah, we should find out where this guy is
@Twintailwinds2 ай бұрын
@@TheCarvingGuyI’m ngl I thought someone made this acct bc of the meme, not made by the meme man himself. A very happy “Have you tried the lasagna?” to you sir.
@TheCarvingGuy2 ай бұрын
@@Twintailwinds Thanks for being a fan !
@ericah18982 ай бұрын
@@Twintailwinds still hot out there?? Catch the game last night? do you like hot fudge sundaes???
@WolfangCerberus11 ай бұрын
After he gives her the meat, “How’s that for ya?” Has me rolling each time.
@StormTrackerWV10 ай бұрын
Isnt that what every man says after giving someone his meat?!!? 🤣🤣🤣
@timhick68 ай бұрын
He wanted a compliment bet
@projectJ306 ай бұрын
Wonder what were they talking about for the next 10 seconds..
@vincevega06 ай бұрын
@@projectJ30she was explaining why she loves it thick.
@AnalyticalMenace2 ай бұрын
"Yeah, you like that, don'tcha?"
@gekko14876133 жыл бұрын
His face looks like he’s been screaming internally for hours
@Gangularis3 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!
@bigvsouthphilly21563 жыл бұрын
Lolll
@MrMaRzZ3 жыл бұрын
Bro I can't stop laughing lmaooo
@jessehenderson29673 жыл бұрын
I always thought that was all us cooks looked like....
@ericcartman84553 жыл бұрын
years*
@xjuice_leex3 жыл бұрын
"Did you catch the game?" "Have you tried the lasagna?" "Will you deliver this note to my wife and kids?"
@fujifilm51273 жыл бұрын
"please, tell them I love them. one day I'll see them again I pro-" uh oh! seems like you shared to much! that's alright we'll fill that position in no time! and remember. *thin slices are more tender.*
@slimreynolds69353 жыл бұрын
@FujiFilm thin slices are more tender. We're going to have to ask you a few questions. We're from the buffet.
@redlord58923 жыл бұрын
No you didnt 💀💀💀💀
@onechristwoncity3 жыл бұрын
It’s written on ham… in roast beef
@Erix78103 жыл бұрын
LOLOL
@TheRackits10 ай бұрын
I can still remember my conversation with Old Country Buffet Carving Station guy. I told him I was in 2nd grade. He said "thats nice". Changed my life
@Parallelwurlds11 ай бұрын
“Have you tried the lasagna? Its my favourite”. There is no lasagna
@stephenbarone40534 ай бұрын
It's how he answers his phone.
@whammersbachКүн бұрын
Relax oracle
@Tridentgumisgood Жыл бұрын
“You ever been in a cockpit before?” “You ever seen a grown man naked?”
@tbonestallone2689 Жыл бұрын
That’s exactly how the talk to kids part felt! 😂
@WhiskeySam1 Жыл бұрын
THIS!!! “Do you like gladiator movies?”
@john849ww Жыл бұрын
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
@kennethlauer4735 Жыл бұрын
"ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
@jasonmason8413 Жыл бұрын
@@kennethlauer4735 what a f*cking reference. Amazing work
@drpete0616 Жыл бұрын
"Is it still hot out there?" "It's 12 degrees outside." (Very long awkward pause where he looks like he's about to cry) "Is it still hot out there?"
@ScamNewton77 Жыл бұрын
Sorry I started training for this Job in June and they told me to ask that.
@depressedessendonfan570211 ай бұрын
im fucken dead
@lunaticberserker586911 ай бұрын
Spoken like a true human AI. can't get a no for an answer.
@NotFound-lt9jq9 ай бұрын
A real life NPC stuck in an ‘if than’ loop… Just don’t forget to ask how they like their hot fudge sundaes!
@DevRSVR8 ай бұрын
"These go to eleven!"
@kevinc895511 ай бұрын
“Most men lead lives of quiet desperation” -Henry David Thoreau
@user-zc2vs5yt1w10 ай бұрын
“what's called resignation,is confirmed desperation”
@Cmon-Man3 ай бұрын
“The courage it took to get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and over was enormous” ~ Charles Bukowski
@bigtimmothy779510 ай бұрын
I’m on vacation laying in bed watching this.
@andrewbaranich154810 ай бұрын
"Guests often feel they're....on their own"
@cufflink444 ай бұрын
Whom are you laying? Or did you mean "lying"? :-D
@bigbowlowrong46944 ай бұрын
True relaxation
@Michael_Sangworth4 ай бұрын
that sounds awesome
@MrChrisHonoway3 ай бұрын
Now that is living.
@michaelwolff49883 жыл бұрын
Why in Christ's name did I just watch this whole video like my interview is tomorrow
@stevemize21643 жыл бұрын
Same..smoking and watching it wishing my first day was tomorrow. Touching up on my "allllright"
@100689jr3 жыл бұрын
I took notes...
@michaelwolff49883 жыл бұрын
@@100689jr lmaoooo smartass
@michaelwolff49883 жыл бұрын
@@stevemize2164 lmaooooo
@bry123410003 жыл бұрын
Cause it is
@engelbrecht777 Жыл бұрын
His ability to smile through a complete mental breakdown and anxiety hitting the ceiling is amazing.
@Neo...... Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@squick184211 ай бұрын
LOL
@Dunkathon11 ай бұрын
He did win an Academeat Award
@LizzyLou11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@chrisw420910 ай бұрын
I literally love and hate this video bc of it. I have soooo been this guy before. Pretty much my whole 20's. I really hope he's doing good now, then I can keep laughing with him.
@David-hu2zx11 ай бұрын
"Good evening, Mr. Smith. I see you are with a different lady friend than your visit with us last night."
@peterodriguez3283 ай бұрын
These comments are the funniest thing on the internet.
@gtrdline9 ай бұрын
This should be used as a tutorial for socially awkward people. Asking someone if they like hot fudge sundaes is an outstanding conversation starter.
@timhick68 ай бұрын
Lol omg I'm dead
@Carguylogan6 ай бұрын
And follow that one up immediately by asking them what grade they're in a skewel.
@zephead48354 ай бұрын
@@Carguylogan Skewel... DEAD
@sdafasdfasdfsda3 жыл бұрын
"If the customer insists on a thicker cut, give it to them then accidently run your carving knife through their spleen. This will discourage others from asking for thick cuts"
@jupiterrising887 Жыл бұрын
This actually made me laugh for like two minutes straight.
@RumCaptain Жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@Eienlanzer Жыл бұрын
I might be a year late, but I'm laughing a years worth of laughter 🤣!
@TheVirusOfHumanity Жыл бұрын
I’m wiping tears away. Fucking dark humor gets me every time.
@mahbuddykeith1124 Жыл бұрын
Had some realty big-wigs in for a banquet, and I was carving the prime rib that night. Guy came in and when I was carving my usual slices, he asked for a little thicker. Went about 1/8th inch increments until it was like an inch-thick slab of meat. They were paying good money for it, so all I could say was “American cut, huh? I’m personally a fan of the English cut myself.” Conversely, there was a Chinese wedding where they cut so much out of their menu to save costs that the other cooks were going “Cheap cheap cheap” in the kitchen to make fun of them. Those guys got paper-thin half slices of the lamb. Of course I had to give them two slices if they asked for it, but for much more than that, I encouraged them to come back for seconds later.
@ryancampbell955 Жыл бұрын
"What grade are you in at school?" "When do you turn 18?" Lol
@edwardgiovannelli5191 Жыл бұрын
Have you ever had a hot fudge sundae in the back of a conversion van?
@toeey1 Жыл бұрын
Thats what I was thinking too lol
@robertdawson8048 Жыл бұрын
LOLOLOLOL
@nuclearmusic77 Жыл бұрын
@@edwardgiovannelli5191bro stop
@jamesboyes6876 Жыл бұрын
When was the original video filmed? I’m starting to see a pattern here 👀
@DANRYX10 ай бұрын
He inspired me to use public transportation more often. I used his script 100% at the bus stops and I felt like a new man. Now I take these social skills with me to thrift stores and homeless shelters across the country.
@sean-bz7gw9 ай бұрын
Yea me too but it hasn't worked out too well for me. Turns out people don't like grown men randomly asking little girls if they like hot fudge sundaes... who knew!
@DANRYX9 ай бұрын
@@sean-bz7gw I feel your pain, I bought a refrigerator van to even serve fresh hot fudge sundaes for all the children at my local park and I've had 16 restraining orders filed against me in a 3 month period. I switched to a mobile hot meats station for fresh roast beef and tried serving the children and parents at the elementary soccer games and I was jumped the moment I brought out a carving knife. It took 6 years to finally find the right balance of confidence and awkward dialog to win over the hearts of the community. Stay strong, the eventual victory is worth the battle, my friend. Black mail the mayor if you want to speed up the process.
@narne33308 ай бұрын
What the fuck you are talking about?
@ghostex6428 ай бұрын
@@sean-bz7gw😂 I’m dead maybe if you go to a playground and ask them they’ll be nicer
@jessesmith857811 ай бұрын
I'm deeply concerned for myself that 1, KZbin recommended this video and 2, I watched the whole thing.
@andrewlazouskas555 Жыл бұрын
I'm an HVAC technician, while fixing a customer's furnace I said "have you tried the lasagna? It's my favorite"....the customer was confused
@murraysaucedo897 Жыл бұрын
Excellent choice!!
@BrotherAlyx Жыл бұрын
brilliant sir
@bigislander72 Жыл бұрын
"What grade are you in school? Do you like hot fudge sundaes?"...Click Click
@user-uj3zk2cx8t Жыл бұрын
You should have asked them if it's still hot out there
@mrdolo_187 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@azdrifter3968 Жыл бұрын
Having been a carver at a resort buffet I can confirm that this is exactly how it goes. Me: "Is it still hot out there?" Customer: "It's winter."
@originalkingalpha5116 Жыл бұрын
🍻😂
@russscott690711 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@crazydrummer18111 ай бұрын
I too have been a carver at a resort buffet lol. One time, another guy who was carving said “Here you go, Boss!” as he gave a guy a slice. The guest replied “I’m not your fucking boss” and shattered him. It was hilarious.
@DJ29Joesph11 ай бұрын
@@crazydrummer181 now that I'm the boss, go clean my car 🤣
@BAYAREA-kd1ig11 ай бұрын
@@crazydrummer181😂😂😂😂😂
@xekind10 ай бұрын
"Is it still hot out there?" "It's negative 15." "These heat lamps will be the death of me."
@dorge446511 ай бұрын
Knife guy "Did you try the lasgna?" Customer "No" Knife guy "Could you, I'm tired of talking to people"
@bigphilly7345 Жыл бұрын
Update: This Carver was drafted by Old Country Buffet in the 7th round. He went on to carving in the bigs at MGM Las Vegas. After 12 seasons, a wrist injury sent him down to Golden Corral to finish out his playing days. He’s now an assistant chocolate fountain coach.
@vint.k1727 Жыл бұрын
Too bad he had to go out like that i thought he'd retire with his title. 😆
@shakkeappeal Жыл бұрын
You’re brilliant
@bigphilly7345 Жыл бұрын
The scouting report on him said he had great control at carving ham and beef but turkey breast was a weakness.
@creepingbert Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@contentcreators1206 Жыл бұрын
Buffet carvers should legitimately get paid more than nfl players. Simple as.
@cainabel6153 жыл бұрын
This carving guy is one rude child away from murdering every customer in that buffet with his carving knife.
@Reitz863 жыл бұрын
Not before sharpening with “the steel”👍
@jasonmusic99383 жыл бұрын
dude sick movie premise
@trinikidd923 жыл бұрын
I am dying
@crashpal3 жыл бұрын
Micheal Myers The Early Years
@nickgray63053 жыл бұрын
I hope he does it in dime width slices...the meat is more tender that way, and you can always come back for more!
@internetperson912111 ай бұрын
These folks really nailed it. What I’ve always disliked about buffets is the total lack of small talk from strangers while I’m getting my food. This explains why Old Country Buffet has become the largest corporation in the world
@magnuskallasАй бұрын
Absolutely. Most establishments never know how small talk might pleasantly surprise one especially when pointing at their intimate parts.
@seanahmed90798 ай бұрын
He is so curious about the outisde world because Old Country Buffet doesn't let him leave
@magnuskallasАй бұрын
He lives The Shining motel.
@Seth-mu3wo Жыл бұрын
His words say "hello, how are you doing?" But his expression says "please hold my head under the jello until I stop breathing".
@HSDarke Жыл бұрын
very underrated post.
@jtarantula3390 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂
@serendipity556911 ай бұрын
😂
@OldItalianYankee11 ай бұрын
Oh my God, I laughed so fucking hard at this comment.
@StormTrackerWV10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@DCToonTime Жыл бұрын
“The thin slices are more tender.” “Don’t give me that bullshit. Just keep carving until I tell you to stop.”
@NateM154 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@mollsloveskittens4347 Жыл бұрын
You can't cure "hungry" with "tender."
@ButtmanAtHeart Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@vesuviusp.5831 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂😭
@1Subcooling Жыл бұрын
😂
@ASingleChimera11 ай бұрын
"Once they've paid for the meal, nobody pays attention to them." GOOD. As a guest this is exactly what I'd want.
@turkeyleg15 ай бұрын
Did you catch the game last night?
@atfinch4 ай бұрын
Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
@chazzilla89194 ай бұрын
Is it still hot outside?
@AnalyticalMenace2 ай бұрын
"Have you tried the lasagna? It's the only thing I ever eat. In fact, people call me Garfield."
@OikPoinFive2 ай бұрын
@AnalyticalMenace you like hot sludge lasagna?!!
@-James-A3 ай бұрын
"what grade are you in school?" "have you decided what desert you're gonna have?" "do you like hot fudge sundaes?" "have you ever seen a dead body?"
@M.G.20008 күн бұрын
"Who do you love more? Your mom or your dad?" *[Preferably while the parents are right there]*
@anterpants Жыл бұрын
2:11 "We don't limit the fckn ham."
@frydemwingz Жыл бұрын
I caught that too. lol
@adrijan6510 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RASD87 Жыл бұрын
Don't you dare limit that ham carver boy!
@angrybaby3847 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha thank you
@kontiuka Жыл бұрын
thot it was just me lol
@neurocolin Жыл бұрын
After like 10 years in restaurant service this is like a Vietnam news reel for a veteran.
@youtubehatesfreespeech243610 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SirChristian10010 ай бұрын
Im a Barkeeper, hell, Im happy i never served alot. I cannot stand People in front of a bar anymore ^^
@DevRSVR8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant
@chefpatherf00t136 ай бұрын
LMAO
@SniprsCntSnipeMe6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@talbotd2711 ай бұрын
1:40 Yooo I never thought I’d hear a company training video tell a grown man slicing up meats to “start conversations with children” 😂🤦🏻♂️
@wesmantooth59083 жыл бұрын
I’m a new nurse and this video has helped me better communicate with my patients. Just yesterday I was assigned a patient who just miscarried. I think she really appreciated when I asked her “did you catch the game last night.” Thank you, carving guy.
@ieatalot23 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@stewiepid43853 жыл бұрын
The 'customer service skills' nurses have are the best! My MoM retired a CCRN-1. The darkest comedy ( Nursing Jocularity ) I have ever heard came from her and her nurse BFF's. Then I read her OB-GYN book.
@potatochobit3 жыл бұрын
you are a pretty hairy nurse, mah boy.
@jetjazz053 жыл бұрын
Wow you escaped lucky. I was the doctor and I asked if she'd thought about dessert... I guess she thought I meant the fetus. I've got to go Epstein now, with all the malpractice suits. THANKS OLD COUNTRY BUFFET.
@mmdirtyworkz3 жыл бұрын
@@wesmantooth5908 horse fat is the best! Have a great day too!
@mt9372 Жыл бұрын
Not all superheroes wear capes. Some wear awkward chefs hats and stand in front of heatlamps. Here's to you, Carving Station Guy.
@edwardgiovannelli5191 Жыл бұрын
Carving all that meat kept his Jeffrey Dahmer urges at bay for years until he was able to get professional help
@Bootystank99659 Жыл бұрын
@@edwardgiovannelli5191 sometimes he couldn’t take it that’s why line cooks started going missing like red shirts
@Yousaf_Yunes11 ай бұрын
Real Men of Genius
@seth41811 ай бұрын
“Hey Johnny, does your mom still hang out at dockside bars?” “A slice of roast beef please.”
@Mexican_Marauder11 ай бұрын
This guy's carving game was on point. He should have had a business doing family events. There is nothing more impressive than a guy who can carve like a master. It's sure to impress.
@rhern44 Жыл бұрын
“If the customer asks for a thicker cut, whip out your genitals and ask if this will do? Then enjoy the laugh with all the patrons as they commend you on a well timed joke.”
@smith5796 Жыл бұрын
Haha lol. Indeed.
@edwardgiovannelli5191 Жыл бұрын
THAT's what OCB was missing all those years! Too much mac-n-cheese, not enough man-junk
@jackedattack8781 Жыл бұрын
I'm f*ckin dead dude XD
@joebush1663 Жыл бұрын
She would say "I want a real meal, not a snack."
@NateM154 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@rockyroad201012 Жыл бұрын
As a funeral director I use a lot of this information in & out out the embalming room & during making the arrangements with the grieving families. A simple "how's that"? & an occasional "Do ya like hot fudge sundaes"??? Puts the FUN in funeral 😊
@kirklandcig5513 Жыл бұрын
"I'd be glad to carve you that, thinner slices are more tender though"
@originalkingalpha5116 Жыл бұрын
@@kirklandcig5513 Yeah, but can I always come back for more?🍿🙂
@MHowell197811 ай бұрын
My personal favorite is: "D'ya see that? I think she just blinked."
@davidswanson566911 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t be a bad idea to put a salad bar around an open casket though. Carving station prob needs to be appropriately located though.
@originalkingalpha511611 ай бұрын
@@davidswanson5669 Good point!🍇🥒🥦😂
@jrhorton885510 ай бұрын
Fred owns the carving table. He is a wizard with the knives and his keen awareness of the customers age, plate and requests. I like to think Fred turned this into a long and successful career in food service and to this day his contributions to the industry are still felt with every bite. Thank you Fred, thank you 🎉
@TheMrturn111 ай бұрын
"Use the time between guests to maintain appropriate levels of your anti anxiety meds."
@tylertheguy31603 жыл бұрын
"Allllright."
@bigvsouthphilly21563 жыл бұрын
Awwwlright lol
@hawksrock30243 жыл бұрын
I just watched this whole thing and I have no idea why.
@asdfjkli3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Otis from Opposing Force
@officermiclawdogzurc61563 жыл бұрын
He looks down like i hate this job hahaha
@kylethompson32183 жыл бұрын
"DO YOU LIKE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES?"
@Hexmonkey3 жыл бұрын
“Do you know when you will die?” “Would you rather burn or drown?” “Will you help me escape?”
@danilodistefanis5990 Жыл бұрын
LMAO 💀
@erichinkle7891 Жыл бұрын
The answer is no to all of that
@angrybaby3847 Жыл бұрын
Does my finger stink?
@benmckinney2941 Жыл бұрын
"Do you ever wonder if it's worth it?" "Remember when you had dreams?"
@Lonewolf92411 ай бұрын
If I had a Time Machine, I’d go back and work here. What a blast it would be!
@theaudiocrat11 ай бұрын
1:56 "Would you care for some ham or beef?" "Sounds dicey, but I already paid. Let's give this hammer beef a shot."
@dropout39143 жыл бұрын
Wipe grease from the carving board with a paper towel... then proceed to wipe your face with that same paper towel, to give your face the hard working welcoming sheen our customers know and love.
@BenjaminGessel3 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm yyyyeeeaahhhh!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁
@Wenjo9363 жыл бұрын
Goddamn XD
@hadrianswall39023 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈👌
@crowley923993 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jp74893 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!
@clxmasisland6724 Жыл бұрын
The “Nearest Manager” is clearly the villain in this tale.
@NateM154 Жыл бұрын
I've turned into that manager. Where has my life gone 😖
@VETVSS3 ай бұрын
lol
@nathan_the_barbarian797411 ай бұрын
Sometimes while I'm standing in a long line I'll randomly turn to the person behind me and ask "do you like hot fudge sundaes?"
@jphillips570011 ай бұрын
He's carving the customers in his mind.
@dariusemmanueltherumblegro72403 жыл бұрын
Carver: "did you catch the game last night?" Customer: "No who won?" Carver: "Hot fudge sundae, cuz it's a winner everytime!"
@hamsandwichindahouse3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic
@CollyDoo3 жыл бұрын
#ohsnap
@mro4ts457 Жыл бұрын
Im dying🤣
@rpcclo Жыл бұрын
“Boy I’ll say”
@DukeOfMesa Жыл бұрын
Shit. Why aren't you in the carving game, or maybe you are.
@babaganoosh000011 ай бұрын
I feel like the carving station guy should have a real men of genius bud light commercial.
@Syphonfllter11 ай бұрын
"Hey sir would you like ham or beef?" "both please" ... "Alllright.." I love it.
@SimirJohnson3 жыл бұрын
“Would you like me to pre-chew the meat for you?……ALLRIIGHT!”
@lewisjohnson14603 жыл бұрын
Hi mum
@Teh1337H4x0rz1113 жыл бұрын
I read that in his voice.
@Robert-hf5xr3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@al-basirisnain4373 жыл бұрын
Yuck
@benjiboy1111113 жыл бұрын
"It makes it more tender"
@sirmoanalot37793 жыл бұрын
1:36 Chef - “Do you like hot fudge Sundaes?” Chris Hanson - “Take a seat right there”
@MisterMikeTexas3 жыл бұрын
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
@sirmoanalot37793 жыл бұрын
@@MisterMikeTexas “have you ever seen a grown man naked?”
@master_vator3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TimmyLongfellow3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same. LOL
@TimmyLongfellow3 жыл бұрын
@@MisterMikeTexas " So tell me Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison camp?"
@dudefrombelgium9 ай бұрын
I come to watch this every once in a while. I like the nostalgic feeling and it somehow makes me feel better about myself..
@TheGopaxExperience10 ай бұрын
It's the "allllright" that's become an absolute staple in my household
@ericah1898Ай бұрын
I reply to 80% of my husband’s text with an “allllright” meme of the carving guy. Glad I’m not alone
@jimcameron98483 жыл бұрын
Your fourth duty is to defend your carving station from hyenas. Use lethal force if necessary and consider using customers as a shield when the attack reaches a fever pitch.
@Maharv55 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@October-sw3pt Жыл бұрын
Read this in the narrator's voice
@lilyblueharsh Жыл бұрын
God damn animals trying to scavenge from the ham station
@TC-ic1ic Жыл бұрын
You win the comments section. ha
@scottstewart316 Жыл бұрын
I just spit coffee all over my screen. 😆
@atomicboo34533 жыл бұрын
The best thing is everyone is watching this for entertainment, and not for its intended purpose.
@jorgevanderburgh60763 жыл бұрын
☠️☠️☠️
@BiggerThenKingKong3 жыл бұрын
Definitely for that nostalgic feel, if you had a job working in the 90s at any sort of restaurant or fast food establishment... You had to sit in the back and watch some shity ass training movie like this LMFAO the good old days
@Floridaburg-2 жыл бұрын
I’d wait for a tight line of customers to form by me and I’d ask “did you try the lasagna? It’s my favorite” over and over and over so every single person could hear it until I got pulled to go to the salad bar
@bennybenjben9594 Жыл бұрын
The training videos still suck to this day lol.
@21landog Жыл бұрын
Did you catch the game last night?
@GrievousAngelo10 ай бұрын
Remember. The Carvers forehead should always have the sheen of a man who works hard all day carving juicy beef and ham for the diners.
@jeffkaufman987511 ай бұрын
To all reasonable appearances, Fred’s a master meat slinger, a riveted conversationalist, and a real sharp guy!..
@levi5459 Жыл бұрын
I never thought about it like that but guests probably often do feel like they’re “on there own.” But not at Old Country Buffet. You’re not just going to get a cut of meat but a slice of friendship as well
@erixthr5366 Жыл бұрын
😂
@motherfkingpopsicles11 ай бұрын
“Pray you never learn just how good it can be to see another face.” -Dr. Mann, Interstellar
@lunaticberserker586911 ай бұрын
Or they're going to take a slice of your own meat if you were rude to the Carving Guy.
@bltxlettuce344410 ай бұрын
A dime thickness of friendship*
@gustavquicksand3402 Жыл бұрын
"Once they've paid for their meal, no one pays much attention to them" And I wouldn't have it any other way.
@diggles7015 Жыл бұрын
For real, that's the best part about buffets. I like to be left alone and not judged for how much I'm eating.
@Mannyr-bu7qv Жыл бұрын
😂
@memyself3510 Жыл бұрын
@@diggles7015 or being asked how everything is while you have a mouth full of food
@oinkooink Жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@adamlane6453 Жыл бұрын
Amen
@white6delta11 ай бұрын
"Hey there! Have you looked at your butthole in a mirror? Its wild" "I'll have the roast beef please"
@Francis-rs7zu11 ай бұрын
I'm an orthopedic surgeon. I'm sending this to all my nurses so they know how to talk to our pts. Very applicable
@addanametocontinue Жыл бұрын
"Is it still hot out there? Sure would be nice to see daylight, I've been stuck on this shift for 134 days now."
@glenndouglas8822 Жыл бұрын
Fuckin brilliant comment 🤣😂🙌
@BuffaloNickel9 Жыл бұрын
"Is it Still Hot out there?!" Um, No sir it's December. ❄ I'll have Ham please "Well darn. It was 96 degrees and humid 128 days ago when I began this Shift... Anyways... Ya tried the Lasagna?"
@Peternut552 Жыл бұрын
I'm an aircraft hydraulics mechanic. The flight engineer asked me if the landing gear relief valve was leaking within limits, so I responded with "what grade are you in at school?" I am now de-certified as a Inspection Authority for all systems. Thanks Old Country Buffet.
@danielcaruso5155 Жыл бұрын
Just pissed myself 😂
@bleppybloppins Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@sithticklefingers7255 Жыл бұрын
Appropriate response tbh.
@michaelreborn965611 ай бұрын
Lol
@hydrogang552911 ай бұрын
“It’s residual sir send it”
@doomvanhardcore831311 ай бұрын
"Are the police still outside?" (awkward silence) "Alright"
@khonsu709 ай бұрын
Gives her the meat, “How’s that for ya?” Customer: “Unexpected. I actually just came up here for a slice of ham.”
@kingdlo365 Жыл бұрын
“Do you like hot fudge sundaes?” *Proceeds to pouring chocolate syrup on himself*
@Bootystank99659 Жыл бұрын
HOT
@joesmith9216 Жыл бұрын
OH SHIT.......MIGHT AS WELL!
@xancypillosi9497 Жыл бұрын
What grade r u in
@BrxIghtside11 ай бұрын
Do you like movies about gladiators?
@coryboy34511 ай бұрын
Is it still hot outside? No, but its hot in here!
@sportsfanatic72663 жыл бұрын
“Do you like hot fudge sundaes?” gets me every time.
@HunterMann3 жыл бұрын
Do you like free candy? Creepy guy.
@jamesfletcher4743 жыл бұрын
Until he says it to the kid and then it gets weird
@ge26233 жыл бұрын
"Yes carve me off a thin slice of Sundae. I can always come back for more"
@matthewshaugabayii87003 жыл бұрын
“Do you like food poisoning?”
@IWantToBelieve13 жыл бұрын
@@ge2623 😂 😂
@Robzrx11 ай бұрын
I was a manager at Hometown Buffet (part of Old Country and Ryan’s at the time) they instructed us to give a pencil thin slice of meat. People would come up and say “give me a nice thick slice” and we’d give them a transparent piece of beef 🤣😂
@augenmaugen11 ай бұрын
You’re my new hero! It’s weird how this piece of nostalgia (and all the weird hilarious reinventions of it) are so enjoyable to watch.
@supermike65194 ай бұрын
I think this video just hits the zeitgeist of certain time in all our lives. The carving guy reminds of our youth, working at one of your first bullshit job, faking enthusiasm to just fly under the radar. Carving guy is our brother, our friend, our cousin that we visited while they were working at their job. We are all the carving guy.
@tigermafia62513 жыл бұрын
“Oh it’s your third plate, i hope you beat john’s record” That’s a friendly dialogue and motivating the guest at the same time
@sdafasdfasdfsda Жыл бұрын
"Where's John now?" "We had the busboys drag him out behind the dumpsters and beat him into a coma! His body will never be found. Do you still want that third plate?"
@rivards13 жыл бұрын
""The knife doesn't care if it's cutting through your hand, your fingers, or the gurgling throats of your enemies"
@TwinTurboOnly3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@flyingturtle33843 жыл бұрын
Best Gore much?
@mdinunzio76103 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 this is amazing
@vborovikov3 жыл бұрын
I did catch game last night and made a lasagna out of it, my favorite.
@mehdichiheb48273 жыл бұрын
this is deep.
@jeffmccaskill922711 ай бұрын
The art of awkward conversation right here people!
@DingDangg11 ай бұрын
Server: did you catch the game last night? Karen: let me speak to the manager
@thepenultimateninja5797 Жыл бұрын
My wife and kids used to love going to Old Country Buffet for some reason. I always used to call it 'Scared Straight', because it was like prison food. It's closed now, but you can still get the same experience by buying a rotisserie chicken and a can of green beans from Walmart, and getting a bunch of people to cough on it.
@edwardgiovannelli5191 Жыл бұрын
I used to take my family there and we called it 'Dinner and a Show' because it was so easy to make fun of some of the guests there. Every tuesday night at 6:00pm the People of Walmart would waddle across the parking lot and set up camp at the OCB
@glacialerraticmedia Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@manhalen7046 Жыл бұрын
😂
@vesuviusp.5831 Жыл бұрын
TOO FUNNY😂😂😂
@thepenultimateninja5797 Жыл бұрын
@Chandller Burse Well, I mean if you want to get all fancy...
@jbw531913 жыл бұрын
Thirty years later, Carving Guy is now the manager and gets to hire new Carving Guys. The circle of life...
@D.B.Cooper-19713 жыл бұрын
He's in prison
@jackcargill24273 жыл бұрын
@@D.B.Cooper-1971 dude why
@D.B.Cooper-19713 жыл бұрын
@@jackcargill2427 for arson, he tried burning down one of the old country buffet restaurant's...
@tomrio97483 жыл бұрын
He’s like Obi Wan Kenobi training younger Jedi’s
@stevethomas24353 жыл бұрын
@@jackcargill2427 he's locked up w Jared from subway
@bartharris11 ай бұрын
“Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot?”
@user-nv8nt6gm2d2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jimmydeanpatterson1422Ай бұрын
Ever been kicked in the teeth with a steel toed Kodiac work boot ?
@johnhill80814 ай бұрын
This man -this man -is my personal Hero. I’m weeping now. He is, truly, the self-actualized human being. I have no more words…..
@slognog4174 Жыл бұрын
The last time someone asked me if I like hot fudge sundaes, I wound up living in a basement for 12 years…
@surfstarcc1 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha this is an underrated comment. 🤣🤣
@alphakevin687 Жыл бұрын
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
@anthonypalmer8975 Жыл бұрын
Sorry. My bad.
@lobo5734 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the hardest laugh of my day.
@deagle2yadome696 Жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@CowsR4me2 жыл бұрын
the chemistry between thick slice girl and the original carving guy, nice
@edwardgiovannelli5191 Жыл бұрын
they had a tryst later that night in the back of his conversion van. He came to find out three months later that she was only 14 at the time, according to court documents.
@terminator572 Жыл бұрын
I hate how much I'm into her
@zachzwetsch530411 ай бұрын
So soothing and meditative! And ah the good ole days of my youth, when I was 18 and 140 lbs. and could eat at the Old Country Buffet until I puked.
@MsJai_111 ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest comments section ever! 😂 I really, really needed the belly laughs today! Thanks, Carver Guy!
@michaelrome3973 жыл бұрын
"Do everything you can to please the guests" Kneepads will be provided.
@lawnside823 жыл бұрын
Even if she want a slice of yourrr special meat.
@burgerboy24853 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh man!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jamestomlin55253 жыл бұрын
Tips optional? :d
@flip27243 жыл бұрын
Mitt would have been on knees.- former president of the United States
@cerdickjohn23853 жыл бұрын
@@flip2724 Please don't. Keep your political agenda out of this conversation.
@TheCattyKid Жыл бұрын
This guy deserves royalties at this point
@MrMaddox5711 ай бұрын
can I PLEASE be a kid again in the late 80's and early to mid 90's? PLEASE come back.
@presscompressor11 ай бұрын
I wonder how he could have a conversation and manage to serve the food at the same time. God job!
@Gotti173 жыл бұрын
Me: Why am I watching this? Me (Ten minutes later): Giving my boss 2 weeks notice to become a Old Country Buffet Carver ...
@matthewshaugabayii87003 жыл бұрын
Be sure to ask them if it’s still hot out there.
@MrBurn3603 жыл бұрын
@@matthewshaugabayii8700 is it still hot out there?
@matthewshaugabayii87003 жыл бұрын
@@MrBurn360 did you catch the game last night?
@urcookin3 жыл бұрын
Did you try the lasagna?
@matthewshaugabayii87003 жыл бұрын
@@urcookin do you like hot fudge sundaes?
@nyy1903433 жыл бұрын
"Thinner slices are more tender, you can always come back for more" Woman envisioning herself on the carving board if she says no: "Okay"
@sdafasdfasdfsda Жыл бұрын
"OK give me a 1/2 inch of thin slices then". "Touche, you have checkmated The Carving Guy, your meal is on the house!"
@wristocrat Жыл бұрын
I’d just be like okay but give me more than one slice ya jokster
@Ac2276811 ай бұрын
“Your fourth shift duty is assisting the guest flow is light.”
@johnson11b11 ай бұрын
This man is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs
@jbloun91110 ай бұрын
Ham Please
@xekind10 ай бұрын
Remember... a dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp one.