The Orville - Addiction (Season 2 Ep. 11) Edited

Clips from the episode "Lasting Impressions"
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[@GaboLoretto]

There's something just so amazing about the determination with which he said "F I V E H U N D R E D C I G A R E T T E S"

[@DC-rn1fc]

... Klyden's observation at 1:32 is a true gem, too! "I feel as if I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down!" - I know that, too. Just aroud the corner to happen again, right now, right here, right this.

[@Jamal-xz8yk]

He says it at this point 1:46

[@IcyBrown]

It's like "Time to get fvkked up" 😂

[@petrolweeb]

- Five Hundred Cigarettes - Only shows 463 Cigarettes They lied to us

[@skellith5441]

you counted?

[@P4vl3sh4]

*464

[@thelionsmane3032]

@@P4vl3sh4 it's 463 I counted

[@P4vl3sh4]

@@thelionsmane3032 I counted too, many times, and always it's 464

[@thelionsmane3032]

@@P4vl3sh4 ig you’re bad at counting then

[@miamitten1123]

_”I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down”_ Poetic

[@Mofoleo]

I was looking for this comment. That line is so good 🤣🤣🤣

[@PropaneTreeFiddy]

Half a century of anti-smoking campaigns all undone in a single scene.

[@ajdndbdjbdj]

Ikr 😭 Me an anti smoker now all of a sudden want to smoke

[@exterminatusbutton8723]

500 cigarettes

[@jabrondestoroyah]

I SAW YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR PRAWGUS CAKE me: must buy and consume five hundred cigarettes

[@ahsanial_banjari]

The guy with square mustach try it too🗿

[@Sirenhound]

400 year old cigarettes and baseball caps look like they came right off the production line. Whoever sealed that time capsule in 2015 did a hell of a job!

[@Janine.Najarian]

All right let's get this onto a tray. Nice.

[@QuarkGamingLLC]

@@Janine.Najarianidk what’s better, the idea of Steve’s descendants continuing his legacy or him freezing himself to taste aged modern MREs

[@Lumberjackk]

Ayyyy, Steve should become a time traveller so he can try out rations from the past and the far future

[@SuperDuperToast]

The capsule might have been filled with argon gas to prevent the slightest bit of oxidation

[@jie5739]

That fact that they never had cigarettes so they didn't have a non-smoking policy on the bridge made me laugh so hard

[@mymagicisntgivingup5908]

Welcome to the Future.

[@harvestercommander3250]

Smoking is probably not a thing in the future.

[@redymel6084]

​@@harvestercommander3250 Vaping culture caused a war, which killed the cigarette and vape industry and affected the growing conditions of Marijuana Thus causing the lack of smoking culture and reasoning why nobody has smoked in this time space

[@no-lifenoah7861]

@Based_Gigachad_001 i mean there's also the fact that like smoking was at one point considered a really bad thing in this universe, so there's incentive to stop it completely from that perspective, and there's a lot less reason to smoke on account of the space utopia thing. I can see smoking being forgotten about after a few generations of people purposefully avoiding it also, it is kind of ribbing on Star Trek also not having any smoking at all so that's the doyalist reason

[@no-lifenoah7861]

@Based_Gigachad_001 i meant that because it's a space utopia people wouldn't need to smoke out of stress and the like plus like there are some pretty intense anti-smoking campaigns going on right now

[@AnshiNoWara]

ignites the cig for the first time and suddenly smokes and exhales like a pro.

[@glossyplane542]

They probably have super strong lungs that keeps them from coughing

[@zillafire101]

Yeah, Moclans can eat glass and cactus plants. Cigarette smoke is easy for them.

[@charliemcmillan4561]

@@zillafire101 humans would cough their lungs out on their first drag, but to a man who can consume a dish towel for sustenance, this is just tasty air

[@suhaib9001]

"Synthesiser, 100 grams of blue crystal meth"

[@Gangsta_Playz]

The whole ship would go into lockdown and they get immediately dishonorably discharged, but it would be funny

[@Goated-BigX]

imagine they discovered weed

[@Gangsta_Playz]

@@Goated-BigX *5 0 0 B L U N T S*

[@NikoPeludo]

Looks like Heisenberg’s legacy lives on

[@leesydneyharry7958]

“I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I’ve just sat down”😂That’s it he nailed it!

[@AlexanderYamada]

"We must have more." "Five hundred cigarettes." That escalated quickly. 😂

[@Briselance]

Well, that's Moclans for you. They are as intense as they are tough.

[@ohio7876]

The average diet for a 50 yr old Indonesian uncle

[@DrSabot-A]

50y/o uncle? Try a 20y/o college student with a bike on the side of the road. Half their pay and allowance is spent on cigarettes lmao

[@akhsanarrazi7825]

As an indonesian i can tell you, even some toddlers smoke. Yes, TODDLERS

[@yogiefebriady3073]

Kinda spot on though... Although 500 cigarettes per months...

[@Yolo_Montana123]

50 years old? Mate, this is an average Indonesian 15 years old lunch break

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

I just googled it, and apparently, Indonesia has a nearly 40% smoking rate. Jesus Christ.

[@RhettMueller]

When I give a homeless man 20 dollars:

[@DaffaAdiraAlAhyan]

Hey I saw that meme too 😂

[@thecaptain6520]

At least it's not crack

[@NikoPeludo]

20 dollars is enough to get laid by some prostitute down the street

[@Paragon._.]

Fucker better share

[@ohmaigod2]

"I feel as if ive been standing my whole life and I've finally sat down" thats accurate as fuck.

[@2fort]

i wonder what their reaction to weed would be

[@coreywho2972]

​@@2fort Yeah this has to be be thing. Just give us a season where every episode is a different drug hahaha

[@Zurround]

@@2fort I wish this show had shown that being used it would be so hilarious. Now that its legal it might not even be a censorship issue.

[@SD-vy7gj]

Laying down.

[@sailor7096]

as someone who tried smoking, at least in my case, it just felt really bad, like it was burning my throat, it didn’t really feel relaxing, I mean maybe the ones I smoked were just harsh, but it wasn’t really good

[@BLK_MN]

“500 cigarettes” The last thing I ever heard my father say.

[@Janine.Najarian]

before he went to go get milk?

[@vanillaklawshakethenerd6445]

Did he die of an overdose wtf?

[@splash_373]

Are you Scout TF2?

[@Geolas88]

2:01 The hardest anyone has ever looked

[@YZYGWD]

Sigma edit, now

[@geminiandromeda8082]

+10000 aura

[@mjric]

Goes hard

[@LilyKittyCatto]

Its wild how badass he looks in that shot

[@jakefromstatefarm8964]

Bro mogged us so hard

[@billyshears1891]

This scene alone has undone years of anti smoking campaigns

[@darrelarno9151]

"I feel like I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down!" such is the power of cigarettes

[@checkoutmyyoutubepage]

The tingles! Do you feel them? I do!

[@dereksun3258]

Bortus is obviously a smoker. You can’t hide the little habits he has the way he lights and holds the cigarette

[@kianaone2610]

I think both of them are. Well the actors are actual smokers at least.

[@DataLog]

For example 1:36 is a very subtle one, but you can see that look and no talk in smokers. It's a vibe look.

[@GBD-111]

Yeah I was thinking the same, he was lighting it and holding it like he did it for years! Too comfortable for a newbie

[@09daniscool]

This or, as good actors they did their research on posture and mannerisms.

[@QuarkGamingLLC]

I like to think that their susceptibility to nicotine also somehow imbues them with smoker tendencies

[@commandertaco1762]

*F I V E H U N D R E D C I G A R E T T E S*

[@reallifedroopypoodle1306]

It is enough to let u have lung cancer 😂

[@generalpeeps]

that moment when you reach duty free in the airport

[@commandertaco1762]

@@generalpeeps duty free be like: "cigarettes, alcohol, and perfume, everything a man needs to live"

[@dolphinsfan3245]

Should've gone for 1k 😂

[@kamibloodmoon]

@@generalpeeps Me when I was heading back home to the UK from Japan, bought a couple cartons at Haneda Airport duty free so I’m good for a while. Cigarettes are way cheaper in Japan compared to the UK.

[@charliemcmillan4561]

The fast, heavy, annoyed breathing in silence is the most relatable expression of nicotine withdrawal I’ve ever seen on film

[@Tassooow]

Next episode: "Synthesizer, 20g of crack cocaine"

[@GabrielLupertazzi]

😂 synthesizer, 10 Xanax and a 1/8th of scag to come down please

[@hyakkhi]

Wait until they find out about marijuana

[@Actually-Insane-]

“Synthesizer, 100 grams of high potency meth.”

[@idioticbuffoon8960]

Synthesizer, 500 8 balls of cocaine

[@Panzer_Runner]

500 mililiter goth mommy bathwater

[@Holoflux]

FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES

[@REYplucate]

I count it its 480

[@polloapproves8597]

And five hundred more cigarettes

[@dvdmethod2]

"I feel as if I have been standing my entire life and just sat down" is my favorite line.

[@judojugglier5646]

Literally the best way to describe any drug

[@NixonRules963]

1:32" It feels as if I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down." How is this not a tagline for a cigarette company already lol

[@lonelybookworm]

They can't legally have them I guess

[@igottachangedmyname]

ngl that line makes me want to smoke

[@charliemcmillan4561]

Its a good showing of the unbreakable stranglehold nicotine can have over you, if those boys didnt have the ability to get a shot & lose their addiction they’d be 9billion cigarettes in

[@AdamB12]

"I feel as if I've been standing my whole life and I just sat down!" What a perfect way to describe the effect of nicotine lol

[@moka7550]

“I feel as I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down” line is very tempting 💀

[@scrapehead3483]

As much as I love the line, "Five Hundred Cigarettes." I get over the line, "I feel as if I've been standing my entire life, and I just sat down.". Who ever came up with that line deserves a Nobel prize.

[@Froggyman145]

I know right? That's peak right there

[@manasbhadauria2935]

nothing is cooler than an extraterrestrial species smoking a cigarette

[@Plasmathedeathjester]

I don't know why, but the idea of aliens smoking is just incredibly funny

[@Yamaneko81]

the worm aliens from Men in black were also nicotine addicts

[@LordBackuro]

It kinda goes hard to imagine an alien smoking.

[@shrimpfry880]

​@@Yamaneko81 didnt they smoke weed?

[@sudokuacrobatics]

Because apparently the idea of aliens falling into the same dumb shit we do everyday is somehow hilarious

[@Doctor-NOOOOOOOOOOO]

@@sudokuacrobatics Exactly

[@ironhidex7554]

"I feel like ive been standing my whole life and i just sat down" describes the exact feeling smoking gives 👌👌👌👌

[@youBrakeIHonk]

I cry laughing every time i replay that line! 🤣

[@evanawesome123]

This single clip has done more damage to anti smoking campaigns then cigarette companies could ever hope for

[@sanchitory]

Yeah not gonna lie this is making me want to try smoking 😂

[@trashshinobi5758]

@@sanchitoryGo ahead, just know that you’ll hack up a brownish-green phlegm after 15 cigarettes.

[@Jio_w]

@@sanchitoryhave you smoked yet 😂

[@balung]

Well at least he brought his ashtray to the bridge.

[@George-Hawthorne]

Now they need to do one where the Moclans discover marijuana. Just Imagine the trips they would experience.

[@thevictorianconservative1093]

Or instead of calming down, they get irrationally aggressive and they get addicted to that too 😂 like punching through walls because it looked at them funny

[@imjustadog1897]

@@thevictorianconservative1093 Weed is nowhere near as addictive as cigarettes. Going without marijuana doesn’t make anyone aggressive.

[@thevictorianconservative1093]

@@imjustadog1897 bro... it was a joke, they are aliens who literally have a different physiology....

[@imjustadog1897]

@@thevictorianconservative1093 You feel attacked? Offended? Sorry. Just saying, weed doesn’t turn people into hopped up junkies looking for another fix.

[@thevictorianconservative1093]

@@imjustadog1897 are you illiterate? Where are you getting any of this? I’m not offended, I just don’t understand where any of this is coming from. I mentioned nothing about the state of weed in real life. Just positing a possible story plot

[@Brett_trejo11]

I started smoking cannabis years ago as a teenage, switched to cigarettes. Spent my whole life fighting Cigarettes addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Cigarettes addiction actually destroyed my life. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 6 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

[@Islasss-z8m]

I love hearing great life changing stories like this. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (most especially the psychedelic ones) There are so many people today used magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.

[@TrishEden-c1f]

YES very sure of mycologist Predroavaro. This treatment worked for me too. Helped me get rid of my life long depression and BPD.

[@Marylongor]

Mushrooms are very medicinal. This is why anybody familiar with psilocybin and any other kind of fungi will tell you, "They are alive." They have a very ancient wisdom. To my experience, all mushrooms have always said, "Pay attention to your life. How you think, how you feel, and what will you do with the information that you always knew, but now are seeing in this point of view." This is why mushrooms are so respected in tribal cultures. This mental health treatment works for me too. Half micro doses do the trick for me. At least a few days at a time with lengthy time in between. Never addictive. Thank you for sharing this point!

[@JesseRobson-dk5cy]

How do I find him? Is he on Instagram

[@MartFrancis]

Yes he's Predroavaro a professional mycologist. My daughter did straight shrooms in few days. Made her whole! after words, no more addictions, pains, ptsd and depression. It helped us.

[@Cool_Coder709]

Props to the community for putting Minecraft in the time capsule

[@SnazzySazerac98]

It is the most popular video game of all time. Kinda makes sense with its cultural impact

[@chocolate_maned_wolf]

part of the hilarious detail here is that everything in the time capsule is basically just random ass shit the producers grabbed at a pharmacy / general store like CVS or Walgreens in the US

[@Bergen98]

As a smoker who quit a year ago, that quote on 1:32 is just INSANE

[@MenacingBalls]

Good shit man

[@ieghtthemememan362]

1:45 me whenever i get my paycheck

[@blackjackveteran]

whenever my baby momma get her alimony

[@Paragon._.]

Relatable

[@BlueBox2D]

Me when i give homeless guy 20 dollar

[@southernbrain691]

Random hobo after i give him spare change

[@swedneck]

well this meme ended up being the best ad for this series i can possibly imagine

[@evilmiera]

What meme is that?

[@oribt1]

@@evilmiera 500 ciggarets

[@evilmiera]

@@oribt1 never knew that turned into a real meme, aside from its early popularity.

[@oribt1]

@@evilmiera It blew up recently. I haven't heard about it until a few weeks ago

[@evilmiera]

@@manitoba-op4jx To an extent I guess

[@elusivecastella]

The healthiest person in Indonesia: 1:47

[@ben_rez08]

Not completely off

[@masjunarinadi]

Awokaawoak

[@iyessir5099]

Lima ratus batang rokok🗣️🗣️❗❗❗

[@elusivecastella]

@@iyessir5099LIMA RATUS BATANG DJARUM ❗️ ❗️ ❗️ 🔥🔥🔥

[@hedgeclips7032]

Well well well

[@_marlon]

"It's like I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down" 🤣 ..."500 cigarettes" - shit had me rollin!

[@WestbrickFansGotNoBrains]

Anyone went to search for this when they got a youtube shorts ? Edit: All hail youtube algorithm

[@erfanmirzaei3100]

yep me LOL

[@imskydos8632]

Exactly 😂😂

[@addik06]

All hail the algorithm🤷‍♂️

[@ZetsuboNoShima]

Yup

[@pantheon6920]

Me

[@zaneteal3493]

It's incredible that something this hilarious was backdropped into one of the saddest episodes of television I've ever watched. I hope this show lasts forever.

[@Taphfy]

Back on cable now somewhere

[@roadkillanonymous4807]

“I have never experienced such a flavour” - gets me every time, so perfectly delivered

[@AliceBowie]

The first thing I thought was "there's no way they'd let you print cigarettes on the replicator. It would be at the top of the list of things you aren't allowed to print."

[@chocolate_maned_wolf]

500 babies

[@charliemcmillan4561]

Ive seen them print plants, and now cigarettes, I wonder if you could print a person

[@theDragoon007yaboiCJ]

The "500 cigarettes" part is funny but all of this is arguably even funnier than the edits where he just says "500 cigarettes" over and over

[@Doctor-NOOOOOOOOOOO]

SO true

[@aljohntabion2751]

The sitting down metaphor made so much sense

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

It's crazy isn't it

[@TheZapan99]

They cut out the part where it is mentioned they like cigarettes so much because it reminds them of the polluted atmosphere of their home planet.

[@operatorblack]

This is one of the best bits on any show ever. I love the Orville for this

[@danielcreasy5]

"I feel like I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down" this this is why smokers smoke

[@Nonessentialsquid]

Lol

[@curtiszyr]

“I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down” 😂 that perfectly explains the relaxing feeling I get from one puff after a long day

[@greg0050]

That's a classic and real marketing slogan if i'm not mistaken for cigs.

[@zeeshanejaz6255]

"I felt i am standing my entire life and i just sat down" best line to explain smoking.

[@DieNextInLINE]

"I feel like I've been standing up my whole life and just sat down." I've been there! 😂

[@BlueSpams]

2:00 I was absolutely floored by how cold he looks sitting there like that

[@tommyboyz6291]

Just knew about cigarettes, proceed to hold them with two finger like they already knew how to hold cigarettes.

[@ChrisRedfield--]

It comes natural.

[@tommyboyz6291]

@@ChrisRedfield-- Very Natural indeed

[@chocolate_maned_wolf]

that’s definitely intentional and the nonsensical aspect there is funny

[@Dordien]

NGL the quote "I feel like i've been standing my whole life and I've just sat down" Would have been a great slogan for cigarette company in the 60's when they didn't give a fuck and were in full swing.

[@Bitten420]

100%

[@rockpadstudios]

"I feel like I've been standing my entire life, and I just sat down" :)

[@K-11609]

Love that they get any and all Star Trek Actors as possible to cameo

[@stonent]

A lot of the people that work on the show that aren't actors used to work on star trek, even writers and producers.

[@ReSpark141]

a very french breakfast

[@mr.master4]

Doc: "No Smoking!" Bortus: "Understood" *5 minutes later* Bortus: "5'000 cigarettes!"

[@GasMaskTrenchCoat]

"I have never experienced such a flavor" is a phrase I now use frequently.

[@karl7428]

1:55 looks hard. sci fi needs more smoking on the space ship

[@finleycat]

would probably clog vents and fuck up the air genuinely unless they have some miracle ventilation system

[@katxiii3660]

2:03 as well

[@PaladinLuke]

It's not that uncommon in sci-fi from the "golden age" (40s, 50s, 60s)

[@128bot]

Cowboy Bebop

[@jrockoclock7088]

@@finleycat anti clog spray brother

[@shades_smh]

WE GETTIN' LUNG CANCER WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀

[@deusvult6938]

Unfunny trash

[@city5000]

We getting another chromosome with this comment

[@NathanielXVII]

We? Who is we? There is no we.

[@kamo7293]

recreating addiction after 400 years. amazing

[@Ejs226]

This is the best smoking ad I’ve ever seen

[@Homerboy44]

They did a really good job parodying Star Trek TNG's style. Even accurately performing the formal tone and beats correctly.

[@alanwatts8239]

"I feel like i've been standing my whole life and i just sat down." 😂

[@Understandable5]

Glad this banger show made a small comeback with “500 CIGARETTES 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️”

[@htsgm]

"i feel as if i have been standing my whole life and i just sat down" actually goes hard tbh i was here for 500 cigarettes thougj

[@simperorweeb1450]

I love how he just flat out eats the cigarette without knowing how to use it correctly 😂 😭

[@Xenoscoutknight]

yep

[@Janine.Najarian]

I mean you have to figure that that's what the earliest consumers of tobacco did before they had the notion of lighting it on fire

[@bobsnow6242]

I like how in Star Trek the booze they drink is some kind of ersatz synthetic version that doesn't get you drunk and the replicators would not create cigarettes if you asked because they're not allowed to manifest poison, but on The Orville the booze they drink is definitely very real and the synthesizers don't give a fuck what you ask them to make, they'll do it. Orville is definitely a less square version of the Trek universe.

[@braincell4536]

The booze is actually regulated. Regular synthesizers on crew quarters with children cannot synthesize booze. I know it was touched in a episode in season 1

[@Tevin-MK]

@@braincell4536 they made a weed brownie

[@braincell4536]

@@Tevin-MK considering weed is safe and a mild drug compared to alcohol

[@FalconWindblader]

I'm rather sure that synthesizers on board the ships are prohibited from making hardcore drugs, but since in their case, with smoking being effectively rendered extinct for centuries & most people in modern times don't even know what cigarettes are, & that ciggies ain't hardcore to begin with, they would have just had cigarettes scanned & uploaded to the material database. well... after what happened with those two, i'm sure ciggies would be outright banned from the ship...

[@Synthonym]

@@Tevin-MK yeah but that was a senior officer ordering it. I doubt that sort of thing is just available to everyone on demand

[@DrknssRules1]

Bortus immediately knew how to hold it between his fingers and everything.

[@schusterlehrling]

He studied old movies of the 20th century.

[@Pixx2266]

I mean... it makes so much sense to hold it that I've seen people who never smoked before hold it instinctively between his fingers.

[@kim98677]

"i feel as if ive been standing up for my whole life and just sat down" Is POETRY.

[@SkitterNSnicklez]

I love this quote haha

[@davidexmachina01]

Is it just me or is Orville more Star Trek than the new Star treks? Hahahaha!

[@langbo9999]

Exactly.

[@stephenbyrne2170]

@@langbo9999 With Star Trek gone, we're all looking to The Orville now.

[@justindrew28645]

I was actually convinced it was for a while there.

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

They should have gotten Seth to direct discovery and Picard (I haven’t seen Picard but I heard it’s not that good)

[@bigl5343]

Indeed. When this show was advertised as a "Star Trek" parody created by Seth MacFarlane, I expected it be stupid humor similar to "Family Guy". When the show premiered, it presented intriguing storyline, good characters, scoring, and jokes that were natural. The music, set, and general feel of the show captured the feeling of Star Trek while all of the CBS creations betray the optimism of humanity at its best portrayed by previous Star Trek shows. STD storylines are not fleshed out, it has unlikable characters, and has a feeling of darkness presented by both the crew and dark lighting in the ship. STD tries to compensate using eye candy with special effects to cover up the dreary mess of show CBS created.

[@furbait69]

I love how their first instinct is to start chain smoking

[@charliemcmillan4561]

WE MUST HAVE MORE

[@notjeih]

@@charliemcmillan4561 FIVE, THOUSAND CIGARETTES *synthesizer blows up into a bunch of cigs*

[@ronanh6356]

Indonesian children turning 6:

[@seandunn6674]

"What happens if you don't have a cigarette for more than half an hour?" "I do not know."

[@ironichoneybadger5066]

The best pro smoking ad I’ve ever seen

[@colinmalan7107]

2:01 goes very hard

[@commandertaco1762]

Lung cancer does go hard sometimes

[@ShaneFlett]

​@cohey sometimes death is cool, gotta try it some time man😊mmandertaco1762

[@ali.5481]

1:47 the starving homeless man with the $50 that I explicitly gave him for food:

[@Embarrassedboy755]

:/

[@bill1357]

DONT BUY NO DRUGS!

[@ConquestadorExplore]

Came here from meme lmaooo

[@oliyes406]

1:46 is better methink

[@ethansanders5706]

I’ve only ever seen the meme. It is infinitely funnier to find out that after trying only one that he jumps right into FIVE HUNDRED of them 😂

[@jamesholden9540]

The most unbelievable part of this is "nobody smoking in 500 years"

[@shahidjamil7087]

You think they didn't make better drugs during that time? We already have vapes and nicotine packets.

[@morpheusgreene2704]

@@shahidjamil7087 those are gay

[@jamesholden9540]

@shahidjamil7087 if that was the case, the shot wouldn't have taken a day to develop because they would have already had it.

[@shahidjamil7087]

@@jamesholden9540 Good point.

[@SonOfUltramar]

Least nicotine addicted balkaner:

[@notjeih]

orville sequel would be about balkans 'discovering' cigarettes

[@SonOfUltramar]

@@notjeih What do you mean discovering cigarettes? The cigarettes created the Balkans, with the help of Rakija.

[@LemonWithASideOfLemons]

1:46 the homeless man after I give him 10 dollars for food.

[@Xenylard]

real

[@SyntaxScout]

There is something special about the way they talk or acting that make them very cool to listen to

[@nordicohahah]

Bro this is like the best smoking commerical ever. They make them look so good

[@Dont-ask996]

Average Eastern European hobby and passion

[@riporlxndo]

The dramatic jump from 2-500💀💀💀

[@TexTheRex4]

“I feel as if I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down.” No truer words have been spoken. Shit has me crying on the floor every time I watch it again 💀

[@ctrain149]

If you can just curr cancer instantly im pretty sure cigarettes are not an issue. 500 more please!

[@blackpowderkun]

Who knows probably a pandemic in the tabaco plant wipe them out.

[@Pellkot]

Dude these folk lay eggs. Be happy it took like a day to figure it out for them. Thats smart. Dumb comments like this make me buy another pack.

[@giddyup9591]

Let’s all be thankful it’s a American Time Capsule and not a Colombian Time Capsule

[@Silentguy_]

Can hear literally dozens of characters colliding together every time Seth speaks

[@jesus170]

I got really fucking high and just kept watching the clip of him saving, give me 500 cigarettes for like 5 hours and it was the funniest shit to me ever

[@h0welss]

Thank you for this story, Jesus.

[@despacitodaniel801]

Now can u give us 500 cigarettes? Preferably Lucky Strikes

[@KH4444444444N]

This is the fucking funniest Orville I have ever seen. I keep picturing Worf doing this shit, and it's magnificent.

[@robertbaxter7649]

Well he does drink prune juice,beliving it to be a warriors beverage

[@LGranthamsHeir]

@@robertbaxter7649 He also drank too much Romulan ale during Riker and Troi wedding 😃

[@LGranthamsHeir]

Worf's idea of having fun is getting himself stunned by painsticks to commemorate his ascension ceremony. Bortus and Klyden's idea of fun involves them discovering 20th century Earth's bad habits and reenacting them 😄🖖

[@scherbtyachka]

actualy 463 cigarets

[@mchlfr1245]

FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES

[@justhere4637]

​@@mchlfr1245*FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETS.*

[@eagle1341]

ℱℐ𝒱ℰℋ 𝒰𝒩𝒟ℛℰ𝒟 𝒞ℐ𝒢𝒜ℛℛℰ𝒯ℰ𝒮

[@scherbtyachka]

𝓘𝓷 𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓽, 𝓷𝓸, 𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝔀𝓼 463 𝓬𝓲𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓼, 𝓘 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯.

[@huntercool2232]

Did you actually count them?

[@JustinY.]

1:47 Doctors in the early 1900s when you have the slightest illness imaginable

[@infernowater]

6 min ago I didnt know you still comment on videos nowadays

[@doomisaiah]

@@infernowater fr i thought bro died

[@idkman0069]

oh hey justin

[@randomfifocz91]

Return of the king

[@huntercool2232]

KZbin Comment Legend JustinY? What are you doing here?

[@shirongchen160]

the hobo i found outside my house when i give him half a cent:

[@SweetTodd]

Some wish cigarettes were that cheap.

[@Commzard]

“We don’t eat pork it’s haram” Average Arab men:

[@DharmaFurryVII]

Average so called "muslims" when they heard about a l c o h o l:

[@emirbaran08]

Average Turk:

[@Athenaa13]

Average adult in Eastern Europe

[@Levguy140]

I'm in eastern Europe 💀

[@jdoe8162]

Average person*

[@charliemcmillan4561]

Average European preteen

[@nintendoughnatives]

Average European 3 year old

[@asleepius]

The maklin smelling and eating the cigarette "What are you doing?" "I was curious to taste it" has to unironically be the best acting in a long time. Too funny.

[@OJSimpsonsFordBronco]

Ironically, this clip helped me give up cigarettes. I’ve now been almost 4 months clean without smoking.

[@topaznuggets6767]

Nice job dawg

[@EvilStitch]

I’m proud of you. I quit before but fell back into the cycle this year. 😅

[@honeybadger1810]

How long were you smoking

[@brilliant__marine]

You're doin' good champion

[@TheJohnny50000]

He used a laser pistol to light a cigarette. Crazy.