The Orville - Addiction (Season 2 Ep. 11) Edited

Clips from the episode "Lasting Impressions"
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[@commandertaco1762]

*F I V E H U N D R E D C I G A R E T T E S*

[@reallifedroopypoodle1306]

It is enough to let u have lung cancer 😂

[@generalpeeps]

that moment when you reach duty free in the airport

[@commandertaco1762]

@@generalpeeps duty free be like: "cigarettes, alcohol, and perfume, everything a man needs to live"

[@dolphinsfan3245]

Should've gone for 1k 😂

[@kamibloodmoon7651]

@@generalpeeps Me when I was heading back home to the UK from Japan, bought a couple cartons at Haneda Airport duty free so I’m good for a while. Cigarettes are way cheaper in Japan compared to the UK.

[@Tassooow]

Next episode: "Synthesizer, 20g of crack cocaine"

[@rockymtnboi1158]

😂 synthesizer, 10 Xanax and a 1/8th of scag to come down please

[@hyakkhi]

Wait until they find out about marijuana

[@Actually-Insane-]

“Synthesizer, 100 grams of high potency meth.”

[@idioticbuffoon8960]

Synthesizer, 500 8 balls of cocaine

[@Panzer_Runner]

500 mililiter goth mommy bathwater

[@GaboLoretto]

There's something just so amazing about the determination with which he said "F I V E H U N D R E D C I G A R E T T E S"

[@DC-rn1fc]

... Klyden's observation at 1:32 is a true gem, too! "I feel as if I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down!" - I know that, too. Just aroud the corner to happen again, right now, right here, right this.

[@AlexanderYamada]

"We must have more." "Five hundred cigarettes." That escalated quickly. 😂

[@Briselance]

Well, that's Moclans for you. They are as intense as they are tough.

[@jie5739]

That fact that they never had cigarettes so they didn't have a non-smoking policy on the bridge made me laugh so hard

[@mymagicisntgivingup5908]

Welcome to the Future.

[@harvestercommander3250]

Smoking is probably not a thing in the future.

[@iancortescontreras6084]

​@@harvestercommander3250 Vaping culture caused a war, which killed the cigarette and vape industry and affected the growing conditions of Marijuana Thus causing the lack of smoking culture and reasoning why nobody has smoked in this time space

[@Based_Gigachad_001]

​@@harvestercommander3250 Why wouldn't they? If anything, no cancer would mean more smoking.

[@no-lifenoah7861]

@@Based_Gigachad_001 i mean there's also the fact that like smoking was at one point considered a really bad thing in this universe, so there's incentive to stop it completely from that perspective, and there's a lot less reason to smoke on account of the space utopia thing. I can see smoking being forgotten about after a few generations of people purposefully avoiding it also, it is kind of ribbing on Star Trek also not having any smoking at all so that's the doyalist reason

[@Geolas88]

2:01 The hardest anyone has ever looked

[@YZYGWD]

Sigma edit, now

[@geminiandromeda8082]

+10000 aura

[@mjric]

Goes hard

[@LilyKittyCatto]

Its wild how badass he looks in that shot

[@ohio7876]

The average diet for a 50 yr old Indonesian uncle

[@DrSabot-A]

50y/o uncle? Try a 20y/o college student with a bike on the side of the road. Half their pay and allowance is spent on cigarettes lmao

[@akhsanarrazi7825]

As an indonesia i'll tell, even some toddlers smoke. Yes, TODDLERS

[@yogiefebriady3073]

Kinda spot on though... Although 500 cigarettes per months...

[@mohamadzackyaimar2920]

50 years old? Mate, this is an average Indonesian 15 years old lunch break

[@bbluva20]

“500 cigarettes” The last thing I ever heard my father say.

[@Janine.Najarian]

before he went to go get milk?

[@vanillaklawshakethenerd6445]

Did he die of an overdose wtf?

[@Holoflux]

FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES

[@REYplucate]

I count it its 480

[@polloapproves8597]

And five hundred more cigarettes

[@WestbrickFansGotNoBrains]

Anyone went to search for this when they got a youtube shorts ? Edit: All hail youtube algorithm

[@erfanmirzaei3100]

yep me LOL

[@imskydos8632]

Exactly 😂😂

[@addik06]

All hail the algorithm🤷‍♂️

[@ZetsuboNoShima]

Yup

[@pantheon6920]

Me

[@ohmaigod2]

"I feel as if ive been standing my whole life and I've finally sat down" thats accurate as fuck.

[@2fort]

i wonder what their reaction to weed would be

[@coreywho2972]

​@@2fort Yeah this has to be be thing. Just give us a season where every episode is a different drug hahaha

[@Zurround]

@@2fort I wish this show had shown that being used it would be so hilarious. Now that its legal it might not even be a censorship issue.

[@ieghtthemememan362]

1:45 me whenever i get my paycheck

[@naygigga96]

whenever my baby momma get her alimony

[@Paragon._.]

Relatable

[@George-Hawthorne]

Now they need to do one where the Moclans discover marijuana. Just Imagine the trips they would experience.

[@thevictorianconservative1093]

Or instead of calming down, they get irrationally aggressive and they get addicted to that too 😂 like punching through walls because it looked at them funny

[@imjustadog1897]

@@thevictorianconservative1093 Weed is nowhere near as addictive as cigarettes. Going without marijuana doesn’t make anyone aggressive.

[@thevictorianconservative1093]

@@imjustadog1897 bro... it was a joke, they are aliens who literally have a different physiology....

[@imjustadog1897]

@@thevictorianconservative1093 You feel attacked? Offended? Sorry. Just saying, weed doesn’t turn people into hopped up junkies looking for another fix.

[@thevictorianconservative1093]

@@imjustadog1897 are you illiterate? Where are you getting any of this? I’m not offended, I just don’t understand where any of this is coming from. I mentioned nothing about the state of weed in real life. Just positing a possible story plot

[@RhettMueller]

When I give a homeless man 20 dollars:

[@DaffaAdiraAlAhyan]

Hey I saw that meme too 😂

[@LemonWithASideOfLemons]

1:46 the homeless man after I give him 10 dollars for food.

[@Xenylard]

real

[@AnshiNoWara]

ignites the cig for the first time and suddenly smokes and exhales like a pro.

[@glossyplane542]

They probably have super strong lungs that keeps them from coughing

[@zillafire101]

Yeah, Moclans can eat glass and cactus plants. Cigarette smoke is easy for them.

[@Sirenhound]

400 year old cigarettes and baseball caps look like they came right off the production line. Whoever sealed that time capsule in 2015 did a hell of a job!

[@Janine.Najarian]

All right let's get this onto a tray. Nice.

[@QuarkGamingLLC]

@@Janine.Najarianidk what’s better, the idea of Steve’s descendants continuing his legacy or him freezing himself to taste aged modern MREs

[@NixonRules963]

1:32" It feels as if I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down." How is this not a tagline for a cigarette company already lol

[@lonelybookworm]

They can't legally have them I guess

[@Plasmathedeathjester]

I don't know why, but the idea of aliens smoking is just incredibly funny

[@Yamaneko81]

the worm aliens from Men in black were also nicotine addicts

[@user-ol7bt4wp1j]

It kinda goes hard to imagine an alien smoking.

[@shrimpfry880]

​@@Yamaneko81 didnt they smoke weed?

[@sudokuacrobatics]

Because apparently the idea of aliens falling into the same dumb shit we do everyday is somehow hilarious

[@LouisJohn-jm3mp]

500 cigarettes 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@maestreiluminati87]

*TWO WEEKS LATER* "TWO LIGHTBULBS AND 2 POUNDS OF METH"

[@leesydneyharry7958]

“I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I’ve just sat down”😂That’s it he nailed it!

[@manasbhadauria2935]

nothing is cooler than an extraterrestrial species smoking a cigarette

[@AdamB12]

"I feel as if I've been standing my whole life and I just sat down!" What a perfect way to describe the effect of nicotine lol

[@dereksun3258]

Bortus is obviously a smoker. You can’t hide the little habits he has the way he lights and holds the cigarette

[@kianaone2610]

I think both of them are. Well the actors are actual smokers at least.

[@DataLog]

For example 1:36 is a very subtle one, but you can see that look and no talk in smokers. It's a vibe look.

[@GBD-111]

Yeah I was thinking the same, he was lighting it and holding it like he did it for years! Too comfortable for a newbie

[@09daniscool]

This or, as good actors they did their research on posture and mannerisms.

[@QuarkGamingLLC]

I like to think that their susceptibility to nicotine also somehow imbues them with smoker tendencies

[@_marlon]

"It's like I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down" 🤣 ..."500 cigarettes" - shit had me rollin!

[@darrelarno9151]

"I feel like I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down!" such is the power of cigarettes

[@checkoutmyyoutubepage]

The tingles! Do you feel them? I do!

[@furbait3442]

I love how their first instinct is to start chain smoking

[@balung]

Well at least he brought his ashtray to the bridge.

[@pablotobanche4092]

FIVE HUNDRED, CIGARETTES

[@lizd2943]

The tingles! Do you feel them? I do.

[@curtiszyr]

“I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down” 😂 that perfectly explains the relaxing feeling I get from one puff after a long day

[@greg0050]

That's a classic and real marketing slogan if i'm not mistaken for cigs.

[@Bergen98]

As a smoker who quit a year ago, that quote on 1:32 is just INSANE

[@MenacingBalls]

Good shit man

[@shades_smh]

WE GETTIN' LUNG CANCER WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀

[@deusvult6938]

Unfunny trash

[@gwarfan1994]

We getting another chromosome with this comment

[@bobsnow6242]

I like how in Star Trek the booze they drink is some kind of ersatz synthetic version that doesn't get you drunk and the replicators would not create cigarettes if you asked because they're not allowed to manifest poison, but on The Orville the booze they drink is definitely very real and the synthesizers don't give a fuck what you ask them to make, they'll do it. Orville is definitely a less square version of the Trek universe.

[@braincell4536]

The booze is actually regulated. Regular synthesizers on crew quarters with children cannot synthesize booze. I know it was touched in a episode in season 1

[@Tevin-MK]

@@braincell4536 they made a weed brownie

[@braincell4536]

@@Tevin-MK considering weed is safe and a mild drug compared to alcohol

[@jamescheddar4896]

yeah the whole concept of them building a universal limitation on something like that makes no sense.

[@FalconWindblader]

I'm rather sure that synthesizers on board the ships are prohibited from making hardcore drugs, but since in their case, with smoking being effectively rendered extinct for centuries & most people in modern times don't even know what cigarettes are, & that ciggies ain't hardcore to begin with, they would have just had cigarettes scanned & uploaded to the material database. well... after what happened with those two, i'm sure ciggies would be outright banned from the ship...

[@isthischannelstillalive9062]

Power of the Marlboro.

[@November_ajax-ve9ih]

HAHAHAH

[@theDragoon007yaboiCJ]

The "500 cigarettes" part is funny but all of this is arguably even funnier than the edits where he just says "500 cigarettes" over and over

[@nealkenth9759]

A week later: 1 key of heroin

[@simperorweeb1450]

I love how he just flat out eats the cigarette without knowing how to use it correctly 😂 😭

[@Xenoscoutknight]

yep

[@Janine.Najarian]

I mean you have to figure that that's what the earliest consumers of tobacco did before they had the notion of lighting it on fire

[@moka7550]

“I feel as I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down” line is very tempting 💀

[@ali.5481]

1:47 the starving homeless man with the $50 that I explicitly gave him for food:

[@mangplamatadavonyiurs7678]

:/

[@bill1357]

DONT BUY NO DRUGS!

[@ConquestadorExplore]

Came here from meme lmaooo

[@oliyes406]

1:46 is better methink

[@Understandable5]

Glad this banger show made a small comeback with “500 CIGARETTES 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️”

[@tommyboyz6291]

Just knew about cigarettes, proceed to hold them with two finger like they already knew how to hold cigarettes.

[@ChrisRedfield--]

It comes natural.

[@tommyboyz6291]

@@ChrisRedfield-- Very Natural indeed

[@danielcreasy5]

"I feel like I've been standing my entire life and I just sat down" this this is why smokers smoke

[@Nonessentialsquid]

Lol

[@ironhidex7554]

"I feel like ive been standing my whole life and i just sat down" describes the exact feeling smoking gives 👌👌👌👌

[@youBrakeIHonk]

I cry laughing every time i replay that line! 🤣

[@zaneteal3493]

It's incredible that something this hilarious was backdropped into one of the saddest episodes of television I've ever watched. I hope this show lasts forever.

[@Taphfy]

Back on cable now somewhere

[@Ejs226]

This is the best smoking ad I’ve ever seen

[@Dont-ask996]

1:46 the moment I gave a homeless man 10$

[@realheadshothero]

*FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES* 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@spiritualityjuice]

Is it just me or is Orville more Star Trek than the new Star treks? Hahahaha!

[@langbo9999]

Exactly.

[@stephenbyrne2170]

@@langbo9999 With Star Trek gone, we're all looking to The Orville now.

[@justindrew28645]

I was actually convinced it was for a while there.

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

They should have gotten Seth to direct discovery and Picard (I haven’t seen Picard but I heard it’s not that good)

[@bigl5343]

Indeed. When this show was advertised as a "Star Trek" parody created by Seth MacFarlane, I expected it be stupid humor similar to "Family Guy". When the show premiered, it presented intriguing storyline, good characters, scoring, and jokes that were natural. The music, set, and general feel of the show captured the feeling of Star Trek while all of the CBS creations betray the optimism of humanity at its best portrayed by previous Star Trek shows. STD storylines are not fleshed out, it has unlikable characters, and has a feeling of darkness presented by both the crew and dark lighting in the ship. STD tries to compensate using eye candy with special effects to cover up the dreary mess of show CBS created.

[@ThatOneGoof_]

If bro gets a hold of crack then its over 💀💀

[@josephst.george7841]

I’d watch a show about aliens who discover drugs

[@The_Lunch_Man]

1:32 that quote goes unbelievably hard

[@ravinosaurus]

that particular quote ALMOST got me into smoking 😂 it was so well delivered, I was almost persuaded

[@jarrettadams4102]

I almost went out to buy a pack because of this quote. Good God.

[@DeadPig325]

@@jarrettadams4102he’s correct but smoke more than 1 a day and you feel it quickly pile up in your lungs.

[@Dordien]

NGL the quote "I feel like i've been standing my whole life and I've just sat down" Would have been a great slogan for cigarette company in the 60's when they didn't give a fuck and were in full swing.

[@Bitten420]

100%

[@zeeshanejaz6255]

"I felt i am standing my entire life and i just sat down" best line to explain smoking.

[@shirongchen160]

the hobo i found outside my house when i give him half a cent:

[@SweetTodd]

Some wish cigarettes were that cheap.

[@seandunn6674]

"What happens if you don't have a cigarette for more than half an hour?" "I do not know."

[@nordicohahah]

Bro this is like the best smoking commerical ever. They make them look so good

[@schizolifter7474]

Five hundred cigarettes🗣🗣🗣🗣🚬🚬🚬

[@Player-1313]

Average French breakfast

[@Chris.sheehan]

1:46 “🤖FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES🤖”

[@aljohntabion2751]

The sitting down metaphor made so much sense

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

It's crazy isn't it

[@TheZapan99]

They cut out the part where it is mentioned they like cigarettes so much because it reminds them of the polluted atmosphere of their home planet.

[@PhantomEagle..]

Bortus has the perfect voice to be in a cigarette commercial. And I do admit he looks badass smoking that cigarette in a chair

[@kamo7293]

recreating addiction after 400 years. amazing

[@giddyup9591]

Let’s all be thankful it’s a American Time Capsule and not a Colombian Time Capsule

[@rickandmortyfan649]

FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES

[@baisar2628]

And FIVE HUNDRED MORE CIGARETTES

[@ausomeaspie]

My favourite line in this is Klydon saying "I feel like I have been standing my entire life and I have just sat down!"

[@matchesburn]

"What happens if you don't have a cigarette for a half-hour?" "I don't know. That's not a timescale I work at."

[@selrachrenrah1344]

I am glad we were all compelled to see 500 cigarettes today

[@Chevywolf30]

Lmao honestly I go to look up the clip, it's 4 years old, but all the comments are from the past few hours. Weird.

[@lee8287]

@@Chevywolf30PayMoneyWubby memes

[@Bminutes]

Gay aliens smoking cigarettes in space - gotta love it.

[@Judo593]

Would they be considered gay if there are no females in their species?

[@Technocratos90]

​@@Judo593Supergay.

[@iwatchstuffs7933]

There are females though​@@Judo593

[@alxbran]

@@iwatchstuffs7933Not really on the Moclan home-world, they’re persecuted and forced into “corrective” surgery.

[@JackCallSports]

*WE MUST HAVE MORE*

[@ToughSun14]

500 Cigarettees.

[@rbetts2022]

1:47: soldiers one day before going to the field

[@P_Fighter893]

So true.

[@Mr.pHantastic7]

Bro, facts lol.

[@bodhitree33]

The 500 cigarettes delivery gets me everytime.

[@BoutaFit]

2:30 **Brian walks into a room full of smoke** **Two Aliens smoking** Brian: OH MY GOD

[@ssaratu2368]

Biweekly pay checks be like Week 1: 1:45 Week 2: Ice soup

[@honkhonk877]

Unemployed be like Week 1: Ice soup Week 2: Ice soup

[@jesus170]

I got really fucking high and just kept watching the clip of him saving, give me 500 cigarettes for like 5 hours and it was the funniest shit to me ever

[@weirdstonk729]

Thank you for this story, Jesus.

[@despacitodaniel801]

Now can u give us 500 cigarettes? Preferably Lucky Strikes

[@Kevin-ix5de]

"500 cigarettes" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@langbo9999]

🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[@gigajesus5047]

@@langbo9999 that's a lot of cigarettes!

[@ladiesman987456321]

That’s 418 cigarettes

[@Sh00terMcGavinXL]

Computer be like please specify brand, please specific menthol, or non menthol, please specify light or full flavor, please specify size King or 100's

[@BWBDCan]

That killed me till I realized that's only 10 king sized packs in Canada. That used to last me 10 days. Now a pack 3-4 almost done quiting my way. Now the pot I smoke that I simi can't.... It is a prescription after all. Lol

[@Sadcvm]

love how he already has the technique down

[@percy4960]

Wait till they find fent

[@NexBoarGaming]

OH NO

[@user-pc7nw9ex7y]

💀

[@ConquestadorExplore]

Give some meth to dudes cmon

[@Flynn94]

“I feel as if I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down” That it, that is so the feeling

[@AERSKALFA_]

I love how they put the jackfruit on the table with some blue dyed creams sprayed on top and pretend it was some alien food 😂 4:16

[@RHaenJarr]

I had a housemate who seemingly had a cigarette glued to his lips at all times. He was not able to sleep through the night without waking up a couple times to have a smoke. Reminds me of him

[@renzosalvadico5605]

That Went From 0-500 Real Quick💀

[@Avtraz.]

This is now eventually turning into a meme

[@stephenking5852]

Did you notice Principal Franklin from iCarly?

[@reenTV]

eventually? already been a meme

[@Weldedhodag]

500 cigarettes

[@TheJohnny50000]

He used a laser pistol to light a cigarette. Crazy.

[@CommanderCrimsonYT]

The homeless man after I give him $20: 1:45

[@maddnessylveon7626]

Can you even buy 500 with 20 bucks anymore? Though i get your point

[@tatenichols7968]

Man so original. Definitely didn't steal this from somewhere for internet points

[@no-lifenoah7861]

You'd probably do the same thing if you were homeless

[@Anarcho_Ingsoc]

​@@maddnessylveon7626I've actually seen it. In some parts of Canada and the US, Indian reserves/reservations sell extremely cheap cigarettes in bags of 200. If each bag is $8 or cheaper (which isn't common, but I've seen it a few times), you could buy 500 cigarettes for $20.

[@stanpines9011]

​@@tatenichols7968 you saying every joke you've ever made was 100% original?

[@jamesholden9540]

The most unbelievable part of this is "nobody smoking in 500 years"

[@shahidjamil7087]

You think they didn't make better drugs during that time? We already have vapes and nicotine packets.

[@morpheusgreene2704]

@@shahidjamil7087 those are gay

[@betacrest10]

Started with 1 then 2 and "We must have more" straight to 500. Instantly welcomed the chain smoking life.

[@ediciusz7312]

"500 cigarettes" 🚬🗿

[@ryzor]

Man you are sucking the wrong end

[@AlmondChocolateMilk]

1:46 homeless single mother of four when I give her cash

[@brennerdivino8670]

LOL

[@agahpashtollah4753]

Funny thing is, an officer with a cigarette dangling from his lips sitting on the command chair of a military vehicle would be ok just decades ago

[@AGenericAccount]

Those chairs used to have ashtrays built into them 😂

[@oceanman3676]

- 2 weeks later - "20 packs of weed"

[@MallorcaDuck]

hell yeah XD

[@Eric0225]

"1 pound of coke"

[@sm1le396]

Weed is nasty

[@gunfan7741]

@@Eric0225 “50 injections of black tar heroin”

[@DrknssRules1]

Bortus immediately knew how to hold it between his fingers and everything.

[@schusterlehrling]

He studied old movies of the 20th century.

[@Pixx2266]

I mean... it makes so much sense to hold it that I've seen people who never smoked before hold it instinctively between his fingers.

[@greekpapi]

Bortus sitting there with the cig in his mouth is gangster af.....lol

[@effinjamieTT]

Every ex smoker feels their wonder

[@overcomingwithin]

haven’t smoked in a few years but this is just making me want a ciggie 😂

DONT DO IT!!!

[@jeek404]

WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID

[@TyCathey]

I gotchu fam😂

[@senbonzakura416]

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

[@x0rZ15t]

The Orville was more Star Trek than Star Trek these days.

[@K-11609]

Love that they get any and all Star Trek Actors as possible to cameo

[@stonent]

A lot of the people that work on the show that aren't actors used to work on star trek, even writers and producers.

[@cezii5919]

1:47 women when they find out they are pregnant

[@pureshitp0st]

Underrated comment

[@Flaky1916]

based

[@l0nlym1lk17]

1:45 POV: me when I get my first paycheck

[@BrayantB123]

😂😂😂

[@cakrateuku9472]

POV: my dad

[@S1N1CAL]

1:32 This line is goated, great analogy. Well done writers!

[@jylehansen2758]

I love how it goes from 1 to 2 to 500 cigarettes in like 30 seconds ahahaha

[@308_Negra_Arroyo_Lane]

There was no need to quit when the doctor was working on a cure already.