Bortus grows a Mustache

[@BeeWaifu]

He actually looks pretty good with a mustache.

[@TatenStamm]

Right, I feel like he actually looks good with it.

[@kennethsatria6607]

He looks like Alien Ron Swanson

[@TheRealQuestionIs11]

Gordon was spot on

[@reliant1701]

Right?

[@LGranthamsHeir]

@@kennethsatria6607 Or Tom Selleck (Bortus, P.I. anyone??)

[@vanhende]

"people are NOT stareing, and if they are.. it is with admiration." I am going to start telling myself that.

[@dandead2]

Staring*

[@jerikropp6394]

Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night

[@EyeofKoruption]

It’s not inaccurate.

[@Toneill029]

You should.

[@foxyapocalypse6365]

He actually does look like a firefighter with that mustache.

[@LGranthamsHeir]

He reminds me of Tom Selleck. Bortus is Thomas Magnum's long-lost twin brother :)

[@tanrata8658]

They should've had a scene where hes like for no reason barechested with suspenders and holding an axe-like tool over his shoulder.

[@TheMelbournelad]

Well didn’t wanna make his hubby slide down his pole though.

[@TheMelbournelad]

@@tanrata8658 oh man your comment is underrated. I could see Seth write in him singing the lumber jack song too.

[@TheWolfmanC]

He kinda looks like Chief Boden

[@Swindle1984]

He actually looks pretty good with the mustache. I dunno why everybody else had a problem with it.

[@mainstreetsaint36]

Bortus was the man with that 'stache!

[@dranzerjetli5126]

Jealousy

[@TheMelbournelad]

Agreed

[@BlaiseTighe]

Men that cannot grow a full, healthy mustache or do not look good with one loathe those who can pull it off. They'll develop a hive mentality to bully the mustachioed individual into shaving. Bortus shouldn't have given in.

[@BassRacerx]

millennials are anti mustache.

[@jeremypaluck4246]

I absolutely love the way they all nailed this relationship. "Poppa, I like it" That floored me as a father in such a wholesale way haha

[@No-ky3kb]

Why?

[@odintillgren3212]

And a significant look that says "See, Klyden likes it"

[@liquidmark5081]

@@No-ky3kbyour kid siding with you when you’re in a debate with your spouse is winning.

[@83dude]

2 gay dad aliens, how woke and brave

[@pierreo33]

@@83dude Go be angry somewhere else

[@acrobaticswitches]

Dude kills that mustache. Everyone on the brig should have actually recognized that.

[@Synthonym]

*bridge, the brig is the ship's prison

[@GastropodGaming2006]

@@Synthonym That's where these radicals belong

[@madbrokendream7653]

Bridge. Brig is where they process criminal offenders.

[@acrobaticswitches]

@@madbrokendream7653 I guess there really are only two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from missing date and

[@acrobaticswitches]

@@Synthonym ^^^

[@jackmack4181]

He looks like an alien version of Ron Swanson

[@ComicGladiator]

"Give me all of the napkins and Wasabi you have."

[@kennethsatria6607]

There it is XD

[@LoneHerald]

Yoooo

[@BWEEOOP]

@@ComicGladiator "Hold. I fear that you have interpreted what I said to mean 'Bring many napkins and balls of wasabi.' My intention for you is to bring me all the napkins and wasabi you currently have in inventory."

[@PBurns-ng3gw]

"Behold, I submit to you, the Bortus Ziggurat of honorable admiration."

[@ryanthomas8876]

Holy crap he actually looks friggin badass.

[@snakebolt2459]

Took the words right out of my mouth

[@youtubedj9298]

Is that, "Holy crap" really necessary? It's just a mustache.

[@snakebolt2459]

KZbin DJ a good looking mustache

[@youtubedj9298]

@@snakebolt2459 well, I mean, yeah. It's a good looking mustache. For sure. Like, a friggin' really good looking mustache. I mean, holy crap!

[@51stcenturygirl]

Usually not a fan of mustaches but on Bortus? Bloody hell, it fits him so well!

[@spyrofan9681]

If Bortus dumps Klyden next season you know that mustache is gonna make a comeback.

[@Kerorofan1990]

God, I hope he does. Kylden is a dick.

[@valtersplume3726]

@@Kerorofan1990 that means Klyden has to die.

[@TheTrailerCREAT0R]

Kerorofan klyden and him are hilarious together.

[@spyrofan9681]

@Hallison Michel aw man I forgot about that. Wonder if it'll be a duel? Bortus will probably have won and then he'll refuse to kill them.

[@lordbacon3936]

Klyden is Cutty

[@defenstrator4660]

I actually think he looks pretty good with the moustache. It gives him a stern, reliable demeanour. More than usual that it.

[@g-saviour6581]

“If they are then it is with admiration” your damn right king

[@cuteykitsune]

That sneer he and klyden exchange when topa goes “papa, i like it” 😆

[@PaiSAMSEN]

1:05 "And now it make sense" I love the way Ed put it.

[@TheMelbournelad]

Haha. The man knows his best mate.

[@GreenDragonReviews]

I hope they bring Mustach Bortus. He looks good and frankly a alien with a moustache is just hilarious to see

[@KymSalabim]

Love bortus he's the best character

[@basteagui]

discount worf

[@drea4195]

@@basteagui improved worf

[@chriscumbag]

"... and now it makes sense." I died

[@451kobb]

Honestly they did an amazing job with their relationship. It was very believable.

[@Tim85-y2q]

The fire department line absolutely cracked me up.

[@artygunnar]

Not gonna lie, that's Tom Selleck level moustache, thats like grrrr

[@DarianDuncn]

Best part, “And now it makes sense”

[@joermnyc]

Dr. Finn should have thrown up red flags as soon as she heard this was Gordon’s idea... but then we’d miss out on the hilarity!

[@blueshit199]

bro ordered 500 mustache

[@DashingSteel]

I like the side eye he gave Klyden after Topa complimented it. He really cherished his daughter's opinion.

[@stepanserdyuk4589]

I do look at him with admiration.

[@jackapples1]

The mustache is fucking dope, everyone else is just jealous

[@nickcunningham6344]

I actually liked the mustache. I can see why Klyden would have such a problem with it if Moclans don't even naturally grow facial hair, at that point it is literally unnatural, but I liked it.

[@haha-lj5sq]

Yeah it would be like if a human decided to randomly have a patch of hair on their nose or something

[@Rebelcommander6]

He should have kept it. It made him look very distinguished

[@spyrofan9681]

It always throws me off when these clips get reversed, the ship's so symmetrical so you don't notice right away.

[@timf7413]

It positively cracks me up when LaMarr asks him when he decided to join the fire department. (likely because both firefighters I personally know literally do have mustaches.)

[@philbertchow5425]

All firefighters do

[@thunderedsun203]

​​​@@philbertchow5425 if a firefighter does not have mustache he is not firefighter

[@LAFC.]

Señor Bortus

[@dark3rthanshadows]

BORTUS REYNOLDS!

[@LGranthamsHeir]

Bortus, P.I.

[@IvanosPR77]

Don Bortus

[@LGranthamsHeir]

0:54: Introducing Bortus, P.I.....

[@TheMelbournelad]

🤣 oh man him and Teal’c. The PI show and the hats. Hhh innndeed

[@ETH5626]

I always liked Bortus, I even named one of my Space marines in Warhammer 40k after him.

[@warrenreid6109]

Now that's cool.

[@Batchall_Accepted]

Lol and hey astartes can eat basically anything too thanks to that acid gland thing

[@Mira_Dunia]

Klyden is a drama queen, I love it.

[@Lo-yx7sm]

I’m glad everyone in the comments can see that he actually looked great with the moustache, my guy Bortus looking like an alien Danny Trejo ❌🧢🤣

[@Ch4os4ever]

He does look rugged and more badass.

[@blackfire3744]

This collection of clips about an alien trying a mustache is more trek than the random clips I've seen from lower decks.

[@omegadirective]

It's because Data on TNG once tried to grow a mustache.

[@MrNoot39449]

@@omegadirective When I stroke the beard thusly, .....do I not look more intellectual ?

[@bobbybrown1389]

Watching the two of them shows it doesn't matter if it's MF, MM, or FF relationships can be difficult and constantly need work

[@mranderson718]

I’m definitely with Gordy, the mustache looks great on him.

[@SuperCanayaZ]

The mustache was awesome in him. Like a alien Tom Selleck.

[@PopeSixtusVI]

This slayed my dad because his wife (my mother) made him shave his stache off before I was born.

[@mrredherring2900]

"Man, if he has that much across the lip, i wonder what else he's got goin' on." LOL

[@YTEdy]

What does that even mean? ;-)

[@got2kittys]

The man that thinks that way, is in an alternate reality.

[@colerobinson1422]

He reminds me of Tom Selleck with that mustache which is already a win

[@John-ct9zs]

Almost every man in the 80s over age 35 had that mustache

[@RandomRoss]

I love Bortus he's hilarious! 😁

[@grimshock6983]

He looks like a police chief to me

[@dcarbone94]

not gonna lie... I kinda like him with a mustache. he's got the face for it.

[@jordanhicks5131]

Dude needs the stache, he looked GREAT! Also looked like a space fireman, but GREAT!

[@indigothebluegem9655]

"Perhaps. It was....itchy." Bruh 😂😂😂

[@Calico9288]

I gotta say Gordon was right, he looks good with a Mustache.

[@madero-jb5ri]

This guy is a cross between Data and Worf.

[@elevatedgame3016]

Brotus With a mustache & a cigarette would've been 👽🔥💯

[@YOUaskedFORdeath]

I was hoping for him to keep the mustache.

[@Waynewithmetv]

It’s how he walked in casually😂😂😂

[@vexxama]

Don’t understand the sarcasm, it suits him

[@Blackwater_House]

Not every Male looks Good with a Moustache, but those of Us who do, usually Look Fabulous.

[@hotpotat0es]

Naaa they all look like sexual predators.

[@holypaladin4657]

For sure. I look ok clean shaven, and I look really ok with a groomed 300 style Leonidas beard (I’ve got ginger in it that flashes in sunlight and everything, it looks sick), but the moustache makes the lower half of my face look so small and disproportionate that it somehow is feminising 😂 my big ass nose, fat ass lips and relatively small chin and jaw compared to the top half of my face are not done any favours by having a moustache. The beard fits perfectly and just upgrades my entire face. On the other hand my grandfather, who had a round face and thus a relatively large jaw, had a fabulous amazing moustache that I envy every time I look at his pictures.

[@kwith]

I don't see the problem here. That's an epic stashe and he looks good with it.

[@TheDUDERulez1]

I'd say Bortus with a moustache looks better than Data with a beard.

[@PolinaLee94]

He does look good, i think it was not a prank, but a legit suggestion from Gordon

[@brianzhang349]

He looks good with a mustache

[@landonletterman831]

"Perhaps...it was _itchy."_ So now he will conclude any human with facial hair is either immune to, or training themselves to ignore minor annoyances.

[@orangekayak78]

You may not have the looks, You may not have the dash but you'll win yourself a girl If you’ve only got a moustache, A moustache, a moustache, If you’ve only got a moustache.

[@charliemcmillan4561]

they really stopped him from being the drippiest moclan in the universe

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

"It is disgusting" Well, i love it. It is distinguished"

[@Soulintent95]

Wish bortus got the chance to transform into his final form, a mustschioed, 4 pack a day smoking, bitterly sarcastic dad.

[@Jokester6293]

He looks Awesome with a mustache.

[@markfuston2714]

Honestly I think he looked great with the stache..lol, everyone else was just hating that they couldn't rock one as well as he did.

[@MusicMiller]

I love his banter with Clyden😂😂😂

[@SpartanX300]

His mustache looks hard ngl

[@samigravano2331]

That mustache is definitely doing work

[@shuvospeaking3250]

Voice with gravitas + Mustache! Finally his look is complete.

[@fawtyseven5516]

Oh, they were hating on the mustache.

[@lamario295]

Moustachio Bortus needs to return and I kinda want something to happen between him and Talla

[@BlueJerry2]

It actually looks good on him😂

[@Mrcookiemonster515]

hes the alien version of burt reynolds

[@timhare9867]

Roll on season 3. I don’t care if everyone has to stand 2 metres apart! (Actually the Orville bridge is very spacey)

[@VendonJura]

Man I love this series :D

[@tacticianM]

It looks good on him

[@De1Litto]

Boy: Papa, i like your moustache. Cratos: Thank you, boy

[@lukethegoldenminecart1297]

2:00 dang I wish I had that level of confidence

[@BRN781-A]

The moustache really suited this guy.

[@octoberwildsmoke9065]

Heyy the stache makes him look sharp. Folks are tripping his caterpillar awesome.

[@jamienordmeyer4345]

"... and now it makes sense." ROFL

[@thomasinns6971]

Thats a proper cop tache

[@ronniedahlstrom2914]

Right up there with Ron Swanson, Ron Burgundy, Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds and Don Frye. Should have kept the 'stache.

[@vanikin4life]

Have anyone ever wondering that this man or alien sounds like the guy that came out the Allstate commercial. Are you in good hands just by hearing his voice. LOL 😂

[@bobnorman8233]

He looks..pretty good

[@gamerguy9961]

It's like that one friend who never shaves and then does it, and no one recognizes them

[@CorvoThan]

Come on he looks good with it

[@nocturnalwolf7559]

Bortus is my fav character

[@Ihavenonamestopitplease]

Like it or not, he rocked that mustache.

[@warrenreid6109]

His mate should've waited until he put on his fireman's gear. He probably would've insisted that he kept it instead.

[@lieutenantkettch]

Can’t wait for Season 3.

[@ge0arc244]

He is the GOAT ! 🥸

[@LaBarata12]

Seriously that looks great on him

[@whatteamwildcats4033]

He does rock the mustache tho

[@HH-el8vp]

He looks fucking awesome.

[@quityourwaaaaaa]

that's not a mustache. that's an poisonous Ethiopian caterpillar. AKA slick Daddy.

[@captaintalon4485]

If there's an intergalactic version of The Village People in The Orville's timeline Bortus would fit right in with the mustache

[@chaoticneutralgiraffe5514]

Dude looks amazing with a stach!! 😂

[@sammitaylor3942]

XD I love the fact that Bortus is willing to try so many things!