The Patrick Theory - Spongebob Conspiracy

[@davidalmontejr]

You forgot to mention when Patrick had the GENIUS idea to take the entire city of Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else to avoid danger

[@kinorris1709]

And it only failed because of Sandy and Spongebob causing the relocation of the worm.

[@bluestar_kun]

@@kinorris1709 that's... fair actually

[@parkour267]

And it would’ve worked too

[@parkour267]

@@kinorris1709intentional relocation. Look at the other theories

[@raymondgarden1157]

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma”

[@tomericas5357]

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

[@Emmie_24]

My favorite quote from this show

[@matthewisguy7336]

🥛🫗 MILK

[@matthewisguy7336]

He straight up said it himself in the show. But everyone sees it as a meme

[@SweatierAcorn]

"Patrick, just how dumb are you?" "it varies."

[@PeterTheKajeeter]

I swear sometimes Patrick genuinely likes to piss off Squidward for no reason whatsoever.

[@uietwyatt4841]

Duh

[@thedarknight307]

Patrick has said before that he changes his level of stupidity on occassion to keep Spongebob on his toes

[@famefortuneluv]

@@thedarknight307 Wait which episode was this?

[@unimportantchannel66]

@@famefortuneluv The Card

[@Inkpinkierosie]

I truly hate that pink kother effer he literally caused Squidward to go to jail in a newer episode where they were playing Patrick's board game with Sandy and SpongeBob his funk phat ash is a opp i wish squidward would have just one good episode of getting his lick back on spongebob and patrick 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Johnryan-uu3um]

Quote of the day “This guy is so rich he has a swimming pool in a swimming pool

[@cyrilshell4493]

A swimming pool in a swimming pool in the ocean

[@cameronmartin1142]

Of mustard

[@Finkster2320]

That guy has shoes

[@caleb.9]

You all can still turn to Christ God bless

[@Mo11y666]

​@@caleb.9🤣🤣

[@danielloewen2857]

I mean he does have a license in crop circles, along with a variety of heavy equipment licenses and a fishing license. Patrick having a fishing licenense means he can legally kill people, so he must have been important to someone important at one point.

[@dovacraft5772]

There's is also the time when Patrick went to get his driver's license just to see if it is as hard as SpongeBob describes and aces it first time. him saying he scrapped his boat because it said "E for end" could be a way to hide the fact he missed being with SpongeBob and downgraded so him and spongebob are on equal footing

[@charlestate1941]

This is a good observation cus bro didn’t fail tests but hated when ppl asked him certain questions tho like he would knock sb tf out type shii 😂

[@cameroncasio6778]

My man you are a genius for pointing that out. That honestly kills me lol

[@arounddablock9976]

You didn’t mention the episode where PATRICK put a radio inside SpongeBob head and told him how to drive

[@benadrylcumberbun]

Dumb people can drive, I see it everyday

[@Godman_OFFICIAL]

True tho

[@daniellong1525]

"lodges Squidwards clarinets reed in his throat" bro it was the whole clarinet 😂

[@pokade3659]

he spits out the clarinet but the reed stays in

[@loganpowers3875]

I'd say Patrick is neither dumb nor an evil genius, he just can't stay with one solid identity.

[@voronmatt4748]

“but hey that’s just a theory. A PATRICK THEORY”

[@PlaystationTaxation69999]

Is Patrick the equivalent of Homer and Majin Buu combined?

[@hotaruishere2133]

I have watched SpongeBob for the majority of my life. How did I NEVER come across JUST HOW accurate that combination of characters is in describing Patrick?!??!?!?!

[@DarkVeghetta]

Yes.

[@naotokamigire-terumi9912]

You comment will haunt me forever!

[@eternal_learner9943]

I would also add Ed from Ed, Edd and Eddy.

[@xavierclayton9990]

Nice combo.

[@Wattson-ston]

Almost makes me wonder what Patrick will do in a near death situation

[@Noobpopcan]

we know cause of the small submarine squidward episode, he will run in a circle and then tell spongebob what to do

[@atlascinemascc8191]

We know in the SpongeBob movie when they were being cooked under a sunlamp by the guy in the diving helmet they called the cyclops

[@nugsymalone1247]

Finland!

[@MCAstudios-k2]

@@atlascinemascc8191 also in sponge on the run when they were gonna get executed

[@lwright9690]

That is until "Modern Spongebob Patrick" shows up!

[@spongememefunnypants9101]

So true. They ruined Patrick's character. He used to be a funny but caring friend, but in the newer episodes, he's just mean to spongebob and there was one episode where he basically forgets that spongebob was his bestfriend.

[@blue1133]

​@@spongememefunnypants9101fr, even if what he did for SpongeBob indirectly caused more harm or was a terrible advice because of his stupidity, he did it with the best intention to help his friend most of the time.

[@KathyHarrington]

Patrick had always seemed as though he was obfuscating stupidity throughout the series, more so during the times when he's shown to have an elaborate vocabulary.

[@chickenleg440]

stop use big word 😢😢😢😂🎉😮😮😅😮😊😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@B_4035mn]

@@chickenleg440 Patrick dumb most time not dumb when need, when not dumb have good speak.

[@oofbonk9741]

​@@B_4035mnkinda, more like patrick not dumb but act dumb and lets it slip and sound not dumb sometimes

[@johnnessuno6515]

Well he said it himself; "the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" Milk flop

[@Stewpitt377]

@chickenleg440 especially since he didn't even use it right...

[@pokade3659]

Patrick feels like a very smart person, but he prefers to be below average to have fun and have good relation ships with people, but when he or his friends have a problem, he uses his inteligence to help them.

[@amarelezovic1772]

fine, now lets talk about Patrik‘s intelligence in the new episodes

[@steinsschrodinger8688]

Remember, when your town is in danger, just move it and push it to somewhere else.

[@ItzScorpio]

Sandy:Patrick can't you be stupid somewhere else? Patrick:"not untill 4" so does he plane his stupidity?

[@katt-the-pig]

"Spongebob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes." ~Patrick in "The Card"

[@koffee_rivals]

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” - Patrick Star

[@venomfan2020]

I just turned on notifications for this dude, and he uploads on the same day. Bravo, MustardPregnancy 👏👏

[@enigma7310]

*Patrick is funny because he knows how to troll people...* 😂😂

[@parkour267]

He is smart enough to know the limit of a situation when it needs to be settled. That is smarter than anyone can ever be in most cases.

[@Fückcoldraven]

That's actually kinda sweet mid season that he pretended to be dumb

[@doodskie999]

"Where's the leak ma'am?" "Finland!!!"

[@Seoseupainaotivesseidoembora]

"But everything changed when the Nickelodeon attacked. "

[@jmdoza3938]

Don't forget the moment Patrick gave advice to Spongebob overspending their money.

[@pokade3659]

Patrick feels like a very smart person, but he prefers to be below average to have fun and have good relation ships with people, but when he or his friends have a problem, he uses his inteligence to help them

[@its.keith1]

I was here before this SpongeBob conspiracy series became massively popular

[@gavin1391]

Same

[@DaMotoristX]

SpongeBob has been popular forever.

[@geoff7727]

Same

[@mapura8932]

I miss when Patrick was just lazy, not stupid

[@swooop312]

None of that makes Patrick Highly Intelligent at all

[@Daniel636-j7l]

Fun fact: the official channel ofspongebob made a video where it says that patrick is secretely a genius

[@Air_Serpent]

It just seems like Patrick puts little effort in intelligence until it's necessary.

[@chillbizz74]

This is why I despise the modern Patrick He was stupid in the past yeah but he was also smart and he had a big heart for his friends but in the modern era he is just very dumb and extremely heartless, the polar opposite of the Patrick that I knew. And episodes like Patrick Smartpants made me rethink that maybe after the movie it wasn't too bad until it reached mid season 5, ouch..

[@Mastabacc]

I stopped watching SpongeBob after the movie. First 3 seasons are the best. After that, the jokes became very lame and the pacing was equivalent to fairly odd parents. It annoyed me. Only fairly odd parents is the only show that can pull that fast pacing off.

[@MCAstudios-k2]

but in sponge on the run it wasn't that bad

[@Air_Serpent]

@@Mastabaccnah man that end thing is cap 😂

[@Air_Serpent]

@@Mastabaccbruh fairly odd parents aged even worse.

[@Inkpinkierosie]

This fat mother after doesn't have a big heart LOL I'm rooting for Squidward to get his look back on Patrick a newer episode recently of Patrick Sandy and SpongeBob and Squidward were playing Patrick's board game at the end of the episode Squidward end up going to jail I hate spongebob and Patrick🤦🏾‍♀️

[@David_Huffman]

Patrick should be smarter than Spongebob because he's not a sponge.

[@parkour267]

If u really think about it applying to the krusty krab was the worst desicion. He literally pays to be working there.

[@Air_Serpent]

But in the episode where he loses his job, he loses his entire purpose in life.

[@NiViBee]

The Patrick Show supports this whole idea that he isn't actually stupid.

[@daniel-xt3tp]

What if Patrick surreptitiously manipulated SpongeBob to work so he could get Krabby patties for free? SpongeBob is inept at saying no.

[@zack3621]

theres an episode that disproves your theory its that episode where plankton collected his saliva to create dumb sauce

[@Camoroy0400]

Patrick Seastar is what I like to call an example of an oxymoron "A Dumb Genius".

[@christophernoble76]

i personally think that patrick is a hitman because he lives around fish and has a fishing licence.

[@leoTucan]

3:15 woah this looks like another body part💀

[@dancing_odie]

the brain stem?

[@layoramirez4993]

Ayo

[@SPAnComCat]

Nooooow it Adds up. But Seriously; I've Heard something Similar, Like Videos Involving Patrick Star being Secretly Intelligent. But to a More Sinister Degree, Like the Theoriser. I Recommend watching The Theoriser.

[@calvinsomers1197]

Patrick is a robot. Watch the Alex Bale SpongeBob theory #7

[@SPAnComCat]

@@calvinsomers1197Link?

[@omegamad]

@@SPAnComCat you could just search for it

[@justinw7323]

What if he's just trolling everyone

[@joditiarsutrisno5556]

One more parts that I want to share is in the episode 'Sleepy Time' where Spongebob visits his friends' dream. In Patrick dream he rides a kiddie ride and he is happy with it, Spongebob shows that in a dream, they can be anything they want, but Patrick stays in his kiddie ride. This shows that Patrick knows what makes him happy and it doesn't need to be excessive, just a simple kiddie ride is enough to make Patrick happy.

[@groweachday155]

I think when the bus took patrick away from rock bottom he knew spongebob would be just fine and got some rest before taking the morning bus back there 😂

[@Pyramid_Steve_Triangle]

I have seen people that are like Patrick, like someone did do a quiz that said he was smarter than 82% of all the earth, yet, that person still act's being dumb to be happy

[@Cry_ct]

Squidtastic voyage was definitely a fetish disguised as an episode.

[@LilPresPres]

At 3:53, how TF did they knock the WINDOW off the wall?!

[@Crazycam425]

Wait... WTF

[@Staavetrako]

I honestly have to say:"also a blind chicken sometimes find food" In more than 500 episode it is just natural that even the stupidest character has a great idea

[@burrbarrybenson9290]

the theorizer figured this out 5 years ago lol

[@bladehawk6823]

Why would his intelligence be an ick? Like thats how he was intentionally written and it works perfectly lmao

[@Foreign__King__]

You forgot to mention Patrick was the one who helped SpongeBob pass his boating exam and get his license

[@beloud_otwtfyb]

Little known fact: French narrator guy is based on Jacque Cousteau sometimes referred to as the Father of Modern Scuba-Diving. Cousteau also was a pioneer for underwater documentaries, capturing sea life. The reason that SpongeBob is on television, narrated by a French guy is it’s supposed to be an underwater documentary 😊

[@xtremeyoylecake]

One theory is that me might have multiple personality disorder which caused his IQ to change between personalities.(idk if MPD actually causes this, this is just a theory I heard on Wicked Binge)

[@GalaxiaStars]

The prferred term these days is DID but yeah it actually can. Especially when you do research on age regression and its connection to DID. I also believe Patrick has DID now after seeing some of the theories I just don't like how some of them used that to frame Patrick as a villain. DId doesn't make you a villain.

[@xtremeyoylecake]

@@GalaxiaStars yeah

[@MariogamingMario]

A wise person once said, when your young you relate to spongeBob, when your old you relate to squidward, but when your happy you relate Patrick.

[@planktonfun1]

There is so many iconic patrick moments, that itself is genius

[@censedpeak8275]

Patrick isn't a genius but he isn't a could. This videos could have been about Patrick's character assassination

[@romance6933]

"Lets get naked" Pat was ahead of OF by 20 damn years

[@what4494]

So patrick has faith

[@darcash1738]

Patrick was always the smartest It just isn’t worth it for him to live life any other way

[@Sean-oy8xm]

Interpersonal intelligence.

[@diegogamerodelcastillo2689]

Just as funny as Jar Jar sith lord

[@JK-gm6kk]

Patrick being dumb is one of the best things about the show, so idk what you're on about

[@Numba1seagulllover]

He's probably a robot

[@calvinsomers1197]

He is, go watch Alex bale’s SpongeBob theory #7

[@izclxtchhq9340]

Pat really a hustler

[@jackassqwe2]

He’s trolling

[@guitarmaddness13]

There's a video that explains why patrick is a former supervillian/genius. I'm on board with the theory

[@missobvious5436]

so what you‘re saying is patrick has low intelligence and wisdom stats but a high charisma stat

[@alexkotas7486]

Patrick is the Bikini Bottom counterpart of Springfield's Homer Simpson IMHO.

[@cream4r]

Patrick isnt a genuis. In the earlier seasons, he was more of a witty but mainly laid back character. He has his head in clouds and is aloof so he doesnt use his intelligence as much. They dumbed him down as the show went because dumb= funny = viewers. Same thing with Kevin from The Office. They severely dumb down characters for laughs, thus taking away the charm they initially had, and in turn ruining the characters.

[@JamesCraigHeath007]

Starfish have no brain. There’s Patrick character in a nutshell.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Pat is a savant

[@sugerskull_girl]

When I hear fancy living I think of this " fancy living here we come la la la la la"

[@Joel.guerrero]

2:16 ball so hard MF’s wanna find me, that shit cray

[@calvinsomers1197]

Patrick is a robot

[@adamk-paxlogan7330Sucks]

robots didn't exist in the 90's so that theory only works in late 2000's and modern times

[@thisisnotthechannelyourelo407]

this wasn't a theory so much as just basic observation lol

[@marvisgraves1192]

Patrick got a diver’s license

[@raygun23]

I think we should all take a note from Patrick’s book.

[@TurnerFun]

Patrick got brain damage from smashing his head so many times

[@matexf4c]

I grew up watching sponge bob and now as an adult it trips me out and makes me feel depressed when I watch anything related

[@TheNarwhalGasper]

Never being able to relate to a character more than now🗣️😔

[@ghostxp5167]

Perfectly explained. Well done.

[@JK-gm6kk]

I could see mr krabs knowing the serial number on his first dollar

[@TheCarDudePlays]

"this guy's got shoes"

[@thatscandinavianguy841]

Patrick is secretly genius

[@TracyNuju]

really informative and interesting!

[@Rariquiem]

Ignorance and foolishness is the mountain leading to a sky full of clouds dropping rains of happiness

[@ewrgaming]

Mustard Pregnancy 🤣

[@Trident_Gaming03]

"Patrick suddenly becomes smart in times of extreme stress" So it's a deus ex machina, which is extremely lazy writing

[@evenmorespinnyboiz]

I think it’s suppose to be funny yk? The comedy relief being the one who fixes the problem. Comedy relief is known for easing any tension or distress, and I think it’s done pretty okay in an episodic episode. I find it an endearing and interesting take. It might baffle the audience just as similar to the characters. If this show was serious with a ongoing story then I’m pretty sure I’d agree, but this is SpongeBob we’re talking about 😂 it just has to be simple to be enjoyable.

[@Trident_Gaming03]

@@evenmorespinnyboiz Except it has an actual impact on the story. If a dumb character wants to drop something super philosophical randomly, that can be funny, but the difference here is that if he didn't go against his character, the outcome of the story would've been different.

[@gergpoo]

you’re watching a theory about SpongeBob, of course the writing discussed is not superb

[@kayleenmarie2390]

i need a friend like patrick

[@jamielishbrook2384]

I always said oatrick was a secret genius.

[@elizabethbentley2582]

You know how they show his brain plugging into his body like a wall plug, i feel like his connection is just a bit bad so his brain is kinda flickering in n out. Also Patrick treats his lazy dumbness as a lifestyle choice, which implies that he could also choose to be smart and get a job but just don’t wanna. He went to community college and has a drivers license which means he can lock in when it counts. I also think it’s possible that SpongeBob put a different brain coral on Patrick’s head instead of his original head, which is why Patrick will randomly say something smart. I think by shrinking down to go in squidward his head connected better allowing for a random burst of knowledge from the brain coral. He just hates how being too smart makes him so miserable so he never has the coral plugged all the way in.

[@Sprinklgrl]

I think Patrick has the mental equivalent of adrenalin strength. He can access his full mental faculties only under lots of stress. When he says “we have technology” and doesn’t use the computer to just Google how to get the paint off I don’t think hes trolling im pretty sure hes that stupid

[@poogissploogis]

In the first several seasons he was the smartest damn character in the whole show (except maybe Sandy). Then after Hillenburg left they ice picked him for some reason.

[@e.m.8184]

patrick is a greater daemon of Tzeentch

[@leek5682]

He isn't as supportive in later seasons which is one of the reasons I don't watch them. The first 3-4 seasons will never be topped

[@juliobarrios2520]

Wombology, the study of Wombo.

[@Jeremy0418]

i feel like i under stand this but dont at the same time

[@maliekwarren169]

You should make a episode of Cosmo from the fairly oddparents and his smart moments just like this episode you did with patrick

[@Chokoboh]

I have an IQ of 130 and i love to fool and joke around all the time too and take superficial things not too seriously so i say yes, Patrick could totally be smart. He's just a chill type of guy and his jokes are genius.

[@rushdrift]

It's true if you're too smart people hate you, I learn that and I always pretend to be dumb just so that people around me can be happy