The perfect husband 🤷‍♂️😂

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Mike and Joelle

Mike and Joelle

10 ай бұрын

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@jamesrobinson5018
@jamesrobinson5018 9 ай бұрын
Her definition of the perfect husband didn't sound like she wanted a husband it sounded like she wanted a pet
@mtman2
@mtman2 8 ай бұрын
Truthfully it's what lib women want
@manwiththeredface7821
@manwiththeredface7821 8 ай бұрын
A pet that even feeds itself.
@user-AllenE
@user-AllenE 8 ай бұрын
No mention of sex
@markdrake2715
@markdrake2715 8 ай бұрын
​@user-AllenE Once married, that no longer happens frequently, anyway.
@suzannederringer1607
@suzannederringer1607 8 ай бұрын
I'd feel sorry for her Pet!
@MPeaches1958
@MPeaches1958 10 ай бұрын
That's exactly the kind of husbands wives cheat on, because they're "boring".
@casperinsight3524
@casperinsight3524 8 ай бұрын
Some women choose Peace over chaos
@markdrake2715
@markdrake2715 8 ай бұрын
Absolutely right.
@Cyclops0000
@Cyclops0000 8 ай бұрын
FACTS! Most women now spend their 20's "finding themselves" while dating (getting addicted to the early stage butterflies and enjoying the variety of sex) and then at 30-35 they settle down with a good man and get bored because stability isn't exciting. Divorce rates are sky high because women favour short term excitement over stability and family values.
@BalakeHart-nh4xh
@BalakeHart-nh4xh 8 ай бұрын
​@@casperinsight3524rare when they're under 40
@rosiepavon9196
@rosiepavon9196 8 ай бұрын
That exact Husband I had (in prison) and still he Cheated on me
@kazitude1
@kazitude1 9 ай бұрын
At first The cow was listening, then said" I heard this one already" and went back to grazing🤣🤣
@boxoffisa
@boxoffisa 7 күн бұрын
😂. Went back and watched it to see if the video meet your description and it does. Lol.
@kregg-hy4gi
@kregg-hy4gi Күн бұрын
Not everyone has been to prison or worked in prison to know how TRUE this is. jmho
@dr.nightowl2486
@dr.nightowl2486 10 ай бұрын
I used to date a woman named Ruth. Since we broke up I've been ruthless.
@brotheramos1613
@brotheramos1613 8 ай бұрын
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@maryv7677
@maryv7677 8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@MonicaD444
@MonicaD444 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@donball3885
@donball3885 8 ай бұрын
Thank you. My first chuckle of the day.
@davea6314
@davea6314 8 ай бұрын
Nice.
@brianclark4040
@brianclark4040 8 ай бұрын
I have rarely heard a man say he wants a perfect wife. One who is reasonably attractive, agreeable, respectful and helpful is sufficient for most men. And most men cannot find her.
@aviatrix007
@aviatrix007 8 ай бұрын
Aww…
@trentmcguffey4985
@trentmcguffey4985 8 ай бұрын
You are correct.
@gawarlock4148
@gawarlock4148 2 ай бұрын
Quite true... I actually meet a lot of these "ideal" traits. I'm up by 5:20 for my job. Home after the job. I workout, I rarely spend money without considering my options. I usually don't do a lot because I was saving my money for my future home and wife.... AND LO AND BEHOLD.... There are not many who give a damn....
@kregg-hy4gi
@kregg-hy4gi 6 күн бұрын
@@gawarlock4148 Just asking but are you in prison? LOL
@gawarlock4148
@gawarlock4148 6 күн бұрын
@@kregg-hy4gi 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kinda...I am a teacher! I'm just kidding. I really love my job. It is fun. But I can now see the comparison! LOL
@TheFarmanimalfriend
@TheFarmanimalfriend 9 ай бұрын
A man before marriage is incomplete. After he marries, he’s finished.😂😂
@neumoi3324
@neumoi3324 8 ай бұрын
You mean he is completely finished?
@mrsteveinsandiego
@mrsteveinsandiego 8 ай бұрын
Define finished, please. At 53 yrs of marriage, frau n i LONG from being 'finished' 😉
@henryharder3823
@henryharder3823 4 ай бұрын
He's only Finish , if his roots are from Finland right ✅️ 😏 😉 😤 😀
@kregg-hy4gi
@kregg-hy4gi 6 күн бұрын
Maybe finished but the divorce court still has to dissect the remains. LOL
@thomascollins4325
@thomascollins4325 10 ай бұрын
"In prison." Really funny!!!
@marcuskelly5768
@marcuskelly5768 8 ай бұрын
Yes.... that's marriage
@marcuskelly5768
@marcuskelly5768 8 ай бұрын
He is there alright
@casperinsight3524
@casperinsight3524 8 ай бұрын
Has anyone experienced a relationship where their household felt like a prison?
@kregg-hy4gi
@kregg-hy4gi 6 күн бұрын
@@casperinsight3524 well after my ex kicked me out of the house I was paying for and I was broke and sleeping in the bed I was in when I was in HS to get rest so I could go work everyday to pay for the divorce? I did notice the sound of something I could not make it out right away. It turned out to be silence with no one bitching at me when I woke up. Do you mean something like that? Then yes.
@justinturowski5452
@justinturowski5452 9 ай бұрын
Genius freaking joke. Absolute gold. Never saw it coming!!!
@karlamartin8215
@karlamartin8215 8 ай бұрын
😂 you’re so right Rabbi
@blackdrgnc
@blackdrgnc 10 ай бұрын
As a CO, this is hilarious!!!!😂😂😂😂
@christopher5585
@christopher5585 10 ай бұрын
Are you a Commanding Officer ? Explain please.
@architakumar2579
@architakumar2579 10 ай бұрын
​@@christopher5585yes. That's what he meant.
@ryanjordan7268
@ryanjordan7268 10 ай бұрын
Corrections Officer.
@dudemorris7769
@dudemorris7769 10 ай бұрын
@@architakumar2579lol
@allen480
@allen480 7 ай бұрын
@@ryanjordan7268 Well, that is correct.
@kenriehl7852
@kenriehl7852 10 ай бұрын
We also call a man that can do all of that for himself a confirmed bachelor… That would be me… By the way, most of us can do all of those things for ourselves, and we frequently do. Women frequently state that they don’t need a man, but it’s really the other way around.
@turquoiseheart6320
@turquoiseheart6320 10 ай бұрын
It's both ways around. It just takes the right person who can live by themselves. Personally it's my preference.
@kenriehl7852
@kenriehl7852 10 ай бұрын
@@turquoiseheart6320 Not to put too fine a point on it, but everything you see when you walk out the door in the morning, was invented, created in some way, manufactured, produced, and is maintained by a man.
@margaretwilliams7658
@margaretwilliams7658 10 ай бұрын
​@@kenriehl7852, not "everything" outside is maintained by man. What about the sun, moon, stars?
@stevenmiller7267
@stevenmiller7267 10 ай бұрын
Lol here here... I'm 54 no kids and straight 👍been single most of my life. Total years of marriage 7. Married twice lol what can I say.. lol
@Fatherofheroesandheroines
@Fatherofheroesandheroines 10 ай бұрын
You do know this is a JOKE right?
@lilmama4426
@lilmama4426 8 ай бұрын
That description is almost the exact description of my Husband (he spends more than 7mins online)....got me a Winner ladies.🤩
@Eclipse-ss7ko
@Eclipse-ss7ko 20 күн бұрын
That is my exact description. I am no retired.
@gregorygalloway794
@gregorygalloway794 10 ай бұрын
Humor is so good for the soul. Thank you. And to you lady; your demeanor, your reactions to the jokes, your wonderful smiles and you keep yourself so fit.❤
@yedub1
@yedub1 10 ай бұрын
😂😂 Rabbi Y.Y. ❤
@scottbroyles2114
@scottbroyles2114 8 ай бұрын
I LOVE their home, it looks like paradise
@JoJo-dh4xg
@JoJo-dh4xg 4 ай бұрын
U till u want to just walk to get the basics like toilet paper and u have to walk 75mins to n fro. Or the gym or pharmacy
@Wolf10media
@Wolf10media 9 ай бұрын
What I'd give to live like this. That's a scene straight out of a Ghibli film.
@jjp4078
@jjp4078 10 ай бұрын
What a beautiful setting ❤
@mghezzi
@mghezzi 8 ай бұрын
That’s a really cute girl!
@atkmonkey
@atkmonkey 10 ай бұрын
I have never been to prison, but I do all those things.
@peteroz7332
@peteroz7332 10 ай бұрын
so you've spent your daily web allowance on this short and comment? 🤔😲 wow, impressive.. I applaud you 👏👏👍💪
@jbthecook
@jbthecook 10 ай бұрын
​@@peteroz7332I think it's kinda sad. Think about it all you have is 8 minutes of the internet that's it. And with all the information at our fingertips that in another time would've only been for kings queen's and the like. This THIS is what you do???
@abbasuccess3155
@abbasuccess3155 10 ай бұрын
​@@peteroz7332Wow😂😂😂
@lrh57psi
@lrh57psi 9 ай бұрын
Is your real name Don Quixote? Not donkey o thee.
@graftme3168
@graftme3168 9 ай бұрын
You must be single
@todddenio3200
@todddenio3200 9 ай бұрын
I was already thinking she was describing a prison inmate by the time she mentioned the time spent in the library.
@robertdees2150
@robertdees2150 10 ай бұрын
Love is kissing in the morning despite being warned of bad breath.
@jst_vjkisoensingh3236
@jst_vjkisoensingh3236 10 ай бұрын
I guess love for you is just disgusting😅
@noctis129
@noctis129 10 ай бұрын
Women kiss their dogs in the mouth but not their husbands. I wonder why ...
@robertdees2150
@robertdees2150 10 ай бұрын
@@noctis129 Second to myself the dog might be better.
@michaelr5606
@michaelr5606 10 ай бұрын
No. Love is brushing and rinsing so your partner doesn’t have to smell your disgusting mouth.
@Blaaaaaaah224
@Blaaaaaaah224 10 ай бұрын
​@@robertdees2150 who else been in her mouth 😂😂
@stevesanders1905
@stevesanders1905 10 ай бұрын
Her expressions to these are great
@unionse7en
@unionse7en 9 ай бұрын
oh yeah these kind of channels are just amazing lol, smh
@stevesanders1905
@stevesanders1905 9 ай бұрын
@@scapegoat1313 Havin an anger issue or something there ? There's really nuthin here to get so uptight about.
@stevesanders1905
@stevesanders1905 9 ай бұрын
​Not hardly. It's just her expression. Or maybe saying these kind of channels are just amazing really means you're having bad internet day.@@unionse7en
@stevesanders1905
@stevesanders1905 8 ай бұрын
@@scapegoat1313 you make a good point but not all are narcissists. Some are just goofy and maybe trying to make a buck. There's some that are easy to watch.
@manwiththeredface7821
@manwiththeredface7821 8 ай бұрын
​@@scapegoat1313Everytime I find an interesting speech about men and women and stuff on YT/TikTok there's a stranger (whose only accomplishment was buying a camera) covering half of the screen and making stupid faces, and me who's like "who the hell are you? I'm here for the audio, not for you"
@sarahlantto8913
@sarahlantto8913 8 ай бұрын
That is hilarious. Also, I love this ladies reaction because she knows that the description of this "perfect" husband is just silly.
@brianjenkins9772
@brianjenkins9772 9 ай бұрын
Love ❣️ them country girls
@richardvervoorn6626
@richardvervoorn6626 10 ай бұрын
I find this lady enticing and adorable !…
@markshatto8699
@markshatto8699 10 ай бұрын
She is a joy to watch during the videos.Very pretty too!
@geraldchristophercaruso1406
@geraldchristophercaruso1406 10 ай бұрын
Doesn't sound like a husband sounds like a single grown male
@vogelfaenger6830
@vogelfaenger6830 7 ай бұрын
sounds like someone in prison or in a monastery
@percy9406
@percy9406 8 ай бұрын
This was the best one yet.
@CTMagnus
@CTMagnus 10 ай бұрын
I absolutely love it ❤
@ChrisHsuCars
@ChrisHsuCars 8 ай бұрын
This is literally me 😂
@ashley010788
@ashley010788 8 ай бұрын
Are u in the army?
@ronaldwood2955
@ronaldwood2955 9 ай бұрын
Beautiful honey. I love how funny the outcome to the joke. I love your laughs, giggle, and you. ❤❤❤
@user-re4ge6uh7u
@user-re4ge6uh7u 10 ай бұрын
Damn you live in a beautiful place
@kellychoo1
@kellychoo1 8 ай бұрын
There is no such man to be a perfect husband. Similarly, the opposite is also true. ❤
@snewberry327
@snewberry327 4 ай бұрын
Mike and Joelle are perfect for each other. Love them❤
@rahulshekatkar407
@rahulshekatkar407 9 ай бұрын
😂 this is very true... punch at the end
@tomsnyder6955
@tomsnyder6955 8 ай бұрын
I always like her reaction ❤
@tylethabradford511
@tylethabradford511 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now that really was a good joke 👍
@sophieanneperniaortoza612
@sophieanneperniaortoza612 8 ай бұрын
The perfect husband for me is someone who knows how to listen and will know what the relationship needs and will make choices that will be good for himself so that he could be happy and healthy so that we could be together for a long time. 😊
@gahwah5548
@gahwah5548 5 ай бұрын
Well I'm right here.....
@user-rx1sc7ft6y
@user-rx1sc7ft6y 10 ай бұрын
Great ! ! Best one I've ever heard . 😊
@sylviazeh4659
@sylviazeh4659 10 ай бұрын
The perfect husband...😂😂😂 Gee, I wish.....😂😂😂
@stevesebzda570
@stevesebzda570 15 күн бұрын
"That's the perfect husband, Rabbi Why Why.." His cadence cracks me up lol. 😂😂
@Cayuse2009
@Cayuse2009 10 ай бұрын
I hope those men in prison get to see this. Oh yea, there are perfect wives there too. They obey and do what they are told without question, do their own laundry, keep their house clean, are polite, don't talk back and spend 8 hours in bed everyday.
@UncleEarl97
@UncleEarl97 10 ай бұрын
Out in the wild, the perfect wife or woman who would make the perfect wife has a nickname - Unicorn!
@tonyrains8822
@tonyrains8822 10 ай бұрын
Don't talk back?? Lol , 🤣😂🤣😂
@emperor8716
@emperor8716 10 ай бұрын
sl@ves are like that too
@theodorehaskins3756
@theodorehaskins3756 9 ай бұрын
So if that’s the case, then why are they in prison?
@nautgamingnautgaming9949
@nautgamingnautgaming9949 8 ай бұрын
So she wants her man to work AND do the housework I got A VERY GOOD QUESTION What do I get in return if I'm doing everything
@user-lq6zs9me5t
@user-lq6zs9me5t 7 ай бұрын
Great comedy....keep it going! Based on the reality of life..Lol!😂
@WilliamMcAtee
@WilliamMcAtee 5 ай бұрын
Beautiful country. Y'all are always so funny. Thanks for always making me 😂 😂
@joelabriola2493
@joelabriola2493 10 ай бұрын
One of the prettiest girl on You Tube!❤
@RashidaSamuels
@RashidaSamuels 8 ай бұрын
Right on point.
@theforestpassage7344
@theforestpassage7344 10 ай бұрын
So you just stare at the camera. What a talent!
@robertchristman1727
@robertchristman1727 10 ай бұрын
Agreed. Doesn't take much, I guess.
@BWater-yq3jx
@BWater-yq3jx 10 ай бұрын
This is what women bring to the internet, yep.
@ianborton5666
@ianborton5666 15 күн бұрын
Joelle's reaction to this is awesome.
@williamfotiou7577
@williamfotiou7577 10 ай бұрын
Such lovely footage!
@Phantasia.Official
@Phantasia.Official 10 ай бұрын
Wow, so true....
@steledographics
@steledographics 10 ай бұрын
D'OH!🤪🤣
@CTMagnus
@CTMagnus 10 ай бұрын
Google is is trying to translate D'oh to English.. ROTFLMAO!
@LAST-KNIGHTS-888
@LAST-KNIGHTS-888 10 ай бұрын
😂😆😆😆👍👍🍺🇺🇸 Thank you Rabbi for that answer 😎👍
@roccodiconza7367
@roccodiconza7367 9 ай бұрын
Right on point!
@RandomUsername34
@RandomUsername34 8 ай бұрын
You guys must have the cleanest house ever.
@johncastleberry3404
@johncastleberry3404 8 күн бұрын
That is a beautiful place to be. Thanks for sharing your life and the great jokes.
@garretpatterson5389
@garretpatterson5389 Ай бұрын
That's a good one. Thank you for the laugh.
@grimreaper2606
@grimreaper2606 2 ай бұрын
We'll just open the Fantasy Shop by reaching our hand into the Dream World that doesn't exist.
@ianborton5666
@ianborton5666 15 күн бұрын
Absolutely Mike. 😂🤣
@railroaded1991
@railroaded1991 9 күн бұрын
Straight up right 😂
@ianborton5666
@ianborton5666 15 күн бұрын
I dont fit until the past part. 🤣
@vinnylamoureux1187
@vinnylamoureux1187 10 ай бұрын
Hilarious!!
@joyousjoy4ever
@joyousjoy4ever 8 ай бұрын
This one definitely deserved a follow! That was gr8! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@kevinwetsch5209
@kevinwetsch5209 7 ай бұрын
I couldn't help but laugh at the end.
@deanpetersmith8917
@deanpetersmith8917 10 ай бұрын
Great skit. Jojo that's the one cow that is always looking at you and his ready to eat the water melon from your hand. Remember her markings.
@mariefreeman4235
@mariefreeman4235 Ай бұрын
Loved his answer😅😅😅😅😅😅
@user-ro1uo9vo8x
@user-ro1uo9vo8x 2 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha real Eric without remotes Doll
@lisandrofigueroa1383
@lisandrofigueroa1383 8 ай бұрын
That’s really accurate! convicts are the only mens that fit that list!! 😂😂😂
@carlaaustin6054
@carlaaustin6054 7 ай бұрын
She is so hilarious. 😂😂😂
@cfa345
@cfa345 10 ай бұрын
GIVE CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR!
@CharlesRyno
@CharlesRyno 3 күн бұрын
You are so correct my friend 😂
@dennisvestby4432
@dennisvestby4432 10 ай бұрын
😂😂, true,
@eddieyutub
@eddieyutub 2 ай бұрын
That man that the women described is me. But I'm happily married
@scruffygaming627
@scruffygaming627 20 күн бұрын
omg.. this is too funny for so many reasons...
@bloomingflowersin
@bloomingflowersin 10 ай бұрын
Hilarious.. you guys are amazing
@edjames2388
@edjames2388 9 ай бұрын
She didn't laugh at that joke. Just smiled. Truth controls. 😂
@PistonAvatarGuy
@PistonAvatarGuy 8 ай бұрын
Makes me think of that scene in Terminator 2 when Sarah Connor is describing the T800 as the perfect father.
@imlitemjenaier7037
@imlitemjenaier7037 15 күн бұрын
😂😂😂. That's a hilarious one👌👌
@petedeluisa6315
@petedeluisa6315 8 ай бұрын
I like this guys posts of his beautiful wife who laughs at his humor.
@Will-dn9dq
@Will-dn9dq 10 ай бұрын
Beautiful 😂😂
@ralphwebberjr
@ralphwebberjr 18 күн бұрын
Your wife would be so cool in A Viking type of movie she would play the perfect Viking character
@RichieReinhardt
@RichieReinhardt 3 ай бұрын
That's a real good one❤
@traciebecker6669
@traciebecker6669 8 ай бұрын
He nailed it!
@allen480
@allen480 7 ай бұрын
I came here for the legs and she definitely has deluxe drumsticks!! I need a Time Machine. Thanks!
@billmurray7473
@billmurray7473 Ай бұрын
Most of those ' perfect ' husbands gave their lives in service of their country. Light a candle 🕯 for them on Memorial Day.
@joewinch7548
@joewinch7548 9 ай бұрын
I did not see that punch line coming!
@normanjefferychester882
@normanjefferychester882 9 ай бұрын
Your acts are so funny, you are so pretty , God bless you and your family 🌞
@yiddisheideas
@yiddisheideas 20 күн бұрын
That's the voice of Rabbi YY Jacobson. Great person.
@blackswan7568
@blackswan7568 7 ай бұрын
Pretty damn good punch line.
@dennispicone6801
@dennispicone6801 6 ай бұрын
Bloody close to the truth as well. 😂
@rocky3993
@rocky3993 10 ай бұрын
Darn. I have watched a lot of the videos she stars in and am enchanted by her and her happy personality. I dreamed about what a great wife she would be. But alas, I only meet 2 of her 16 requirements but am not in prison.
@Quokka838
@Quokka838 10 ай бұрын
Dang it! I'm sorry for you...😔
@shellirk2819
@shellirk2819 10 ай бұрын
She's married... you don't meet _any_ of her requirements! 🤣 Just razzin ya. 😉
@rocky3993
@rocky3993 10 ай бұрын
@@shellirk2819 Yes I do - I clean my own room and do my own laundry. Of course, after marriage, I would hope for a little help with the laundry. It's just the other 14 I have trouble with. But one never finds a perfect match. She's not perfect either. Hardly ever says anything. Oh, wait, that might be a plus. But what dark secrets is she hiding?
@CTMagnus
@CTMagnus 10 ай бұрын
It's not her, it's a woman who the Rabbi is speaking about!😮
@rocky3993
@rocky3993 10 ай бұрын
@@CTMagnus You are right. Shame on me for thinking JoJo was like that. Thank you. I still have a chance after her divorce.
@junbug1love
@junbug1love 10 ай бұрын
In prison... We don't do our own Laundry 🧺 Lol🤔☝️😂
@AdlatSmith-qr8gd
@AdlatSmith-qr8gd 7 ай бұрын
Best one so far
@rickwalden7022
@rickwalden7022 Ай бұрын
You aced it!
@JuanPerez-ek8wd
@JuanPerez-ek8wd 10 ай бұрын
I love that's she's mostly barefooted in these videos..
@user-rz7rh8mk6l
@user-rz7rh8mk6l 10 ай бұрын
That's true 😂😏.
@williamfeeney4180
@williamfeeney4180 10 ай бұрын
she's adorable
@BrianBoese-im8jm
@BrianBoese-im8jm 12 күн бұрын
The perfect wife ❤
@user-ug8zm3xy9u
@user-ug8zm3xy9u 3 ай бұрын
That's so sweet and funny 🤣
@scarlettpimentel5295
@scarlettpimentel5295 8 ай бұрын
Lmao hysterical 😅😂😊
@canucknanuckofthenorth3457
@canucknanuckofthenorth3457 15 күн бұрын
man says "this is the woman i want", woman says "i can change him"
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