Her definition of the perfect husband didn't sound like she wanted a husband it sounded like she wanted a pet
@mtman28 ай бұрын
Truthfully it's what lib women want
@manwiththeredface78218 ай бұрын
A pet that even feeds itself.
@user-AllenE8 ай бұрын
No mention of sex
@markdrake27158 ай бұрын
@user-AllenE Once married, that no longer happens frequently, anyway.
@suzannederringer16078 ай бұрын
I'd feel sorry for her Pet!
@MPeaches195810 ай бұрын
That's exactly the kind of husbands wives cheat on, because they're "boring".
@casperinsight35248 ай бұрын
Some women choose Peace over chaos
@markdrake27158 ай бұрын
Absolutely right.
@Cyclops00008 ай бұрын
FACTS! Most women now spend their 20's "finding themselves" while dating (getting addicted to the early stage butterflies and enjoying the variety of sex) and then at 30-35 they settle down with a good man and get bored because stability isn't exciting. Divorce rates are sky high because women favour short term excitement over stability and family values.
@BalakeHart-nh4xh8 ай бұрын
@@casperinsight3524rare when they're under 40
@rosiepavon91968 ай бұрын
That exact Husband I had (in prison) and still he Cheated on me
@kazitude19 ай бұрын
At first The cow was listening, then said" I heard this one already" and went back to grazing🤣🤣
@boxoffisa7 күн бұрын
😂. Went back and watched it to see if the video meet your description and it does. Lol.
@kregg-hy4giКүн бұрын
Not everyone has been to prison or worked in prison to know how TRUE this is. jmho
@dr.nightowl248610 ай бұрын
I used to date a woman named Ruth. Since we broke up I've been ruthless.
@brotheramos16138 ай бұрын
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@maryv76778 ай бұрын
😂😂
@MonicaD4448 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@donball38858 ай бұрын
Thank you. My first chuckle of the day.
@davea63148 ай бұрын
Nice.
@brianclark40408 ай бұрын
I have rarely heard a man say he wants a perfect wife. One who is reasonably attractive, agreeable, respectful and helpful is sufficient for most men. And most men cannot find her.
@aviatrix0078 ай бұрын
Aww…
@trentmcguffey49858 ай бұрын
You are correct.
@gawarlock41482 ай бұрын
Quite true... I actually meet a lot of these "ideal" traits. I'm up by 5:20 for my job. Home after the job. I workout, I rarely spend money without considering my options. I usually don't do a lot because I was saving my money for my future home and wife.... AND LO AND BEHOLD.... There are not many who give a damn....
@kregg-hy4gi6 күн бұрын
@@gawarlock4148 Just asking but are you in prison? LOL
@gawarlock41486 күн бұрын
@@kregg-hy4gi 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kinda...I am a teacher! I'm just kidding. I really love my job. It is fun. But I can now see the comparison! LOL
@TheFarmanimalfriend9 ай бұрын
A man before marriage is incomplete. After he marries, he’s finished.😂😂
@neumoi33248 ай бұрын
You mean he is completely finished?
@mrsteveinsandiego8 ай бұрын
Define finished, please. At 53 yrs of marriage, frau n i LONG from being 'finished' 😉
@henryharder38234 ай бұрын
He's only Finish , if his roots are from Finland right ✅️ 😏 😉 😤 😀
@kregg-hy4gi6 күн бұрын
Maybe finished but the divorce court still has to dissect the remains. LOL
@thomascollins432510 ай бұрын
"In prison." Really funny!!!
@marcuskelly57688 ай бұрын
Yes.... that's marriage
@marcuskelly57688 ай бұрын
He is there alright
@casperinsight35248 ай бұрын
Has anyone experienced a relationship where their household felt like a prison?
@kregg-hy4gi6 күн бұрын
@@casperinsight3524 well after my ex kicked me out of the house I was paying for and I was broke and sleeping in the bed I was in when I was in HS to get rest so I could go work everyday to pay for the divorce? I did notice the sound of something I could not make it out right away. It turned out to be silence with no one bitching at me when I woke up. Do you mean something like that? Then yes.
@justinturowski54529 ай бұрын
Genius freaking joke. Absolute gold. Never saw it coming!!!
@karlamartin82158 ай бұрын
😂 you’re so right Rabbi
@blackdrgnc10 ай бұрын
As a CO, this is hilarious!!!!😂😂😂😂
@christopher558510 ай бұрын
Are you a Commanding Officer ? Explain please.
@architakumar257910 ай бұрын
@@christopher5585yes. That's what he meant.
@ryanjordan726810 ай бұрын
Corrections Officer.
@dudemorris776910 ай бұрын
@@architakumar2579lol
@allen4807 ай бұрын
@@ryanjordan7268 Well, that is correct.
@kenriehl785210 ай бұрын
We also call a man that can do all of that for himself a confirmed bachelor… That would be me… By the way, most of us can do all of those things for ourselves, and we frequently do. Women frequently state that they don’t need a man, but it’s really the other way around.
@turquoiseheart632010 ай бұрын
It's both ways around. It just takes the right person who can live by themselves. Personally it's my preference.
@kenriehl785210 ай бұрын
@@turquoiseheart6320 Not to put too fine a point on it, but everything you see when you walk out the door in the morning, was invented, created in some way, manufactured, produced, and is maintained by a man.
@margaretwilliams765810 ай бұрын
@@kenriehl7852, not "everything" outside is maintained by man. What about the sun, moon, stars?
@stevenmiller726710 ай бұрын
Lol here here... I'm 54 no kids and straight 👍been single most of my life. Total years of marriage 7. Married twice lol what can I say.. lol
@Fatherofheroesandheroines10 ай бұрын
You do know this is a JOKE right?
@lilmama44268 ай бұрын
That description is almost the exact description of my Husband (he spends more than 7mins online)....got me a Winner ladies.🤩
@Eclipse-ss7ko20 күн бұрын
That is my exact description. I am no retired.
@gregorygalloway79410 ай бұрын
Humor is so good for the soul. Thank you. And to you lady; your demeanor, your reactions to the jokes, your wonderful smiles and you keep yourself so fit.❤
@yedub110 ай бұрын
😂😂 Rabbi Y.Y. ❤
@scottbroyles21148 ай бұрын
I LOVE their home, it looks like paradise
@JoJo-dh4xg4 ай бұрын
U till u want to just walk to get the basics like toilet paper and u have to walk 75mins to n fro. Or the gym or pharmacy
@Wolf10media9 ай бұрын
What I'd give to live like this. That's a scene straight out of a Ghibli film.
@jjp407810 ай бұрын
What a beautiful setting ❤
@mghezzi8 ай бұрын
That’s a really cute girl!
@atkmonkey10 ай бұрын
I have never been to prison, but I do all those things.
@peteroz733210 ай бұрын
so you've spent your daily web allowance on this short and comment? 🤔😲 wow, impressive.. I applaud you 👏👏👍💪
@jbthecook10 ай бұрын
@@peteroz7332I think it's kinda sad. Think about it all you have is 8 minutes of the internet that's it. And with all the information at our fingertips that in another time would've only been for kings queen's and the like. This THIS is what you do???
@abbasuccess315510 ай бұрын
@@peteroz7332Wow😂😂😂
@lrh57psi9 ай бұрын
Is your real name Don Quixote? Not donkey o thee.
@graftme31689 ай бұрын
You must be single
@todddenio32009 ай бұрын
I was already thinking she was describing a prison inmate by the time she mentioned the time spent in the library.
@robertdees215010 ай бұрын
Love is kissing in the morning despite being warned of bad breath.
@jst_vjkisoensingh323610 ай бұрын
I guess love for you is just disgusting😅
@noctis12910 ай бұрын
Women kiss their dogs in the mouth but not their husbands. I wonder why ...
@robertdees215010 ай бұрын
@@noctis129 Second to myself the dog might be better.
@michaelr560610 ай бұрын
No. Love is brushing and rinsing so your partner doesn’t have to smell your disgusting mouth.
@Blaaaaaaah22410 ай бұрын
@@robertdees2150 who else been in her mouth 😂😂
@stevesanders190510 ай бұрын
Her expressions to these are great
@unionse7en9 ай бұрын
oh yeah these kind of channels are just amazing lol, smh
@stevesanders19059 ай бұрын
@@scapegoat1313 Havin an anger issue or something there ? There's really nuthin here to get so uptight about.
@stevesanders19059 ай бұрын
Not hardly. It's just her expression. Or maybe saying these kind of channels are just amazing really means you're having bad internet day.@@unionse7en
@stevesanders19058 ай бұрын
@@scapegoat1313 you make a good point but not all are narcissists. Some are just goofy and maybe trying to make a buck. There's some that are easy to watch.
@manwiththeredface78218 ай бұрын
@@scapegoat1313Everytime I find an interesting speech about men and women and stuff on YT/TikTok there's a stranger (whose only accomplishment was buying a camera) covering half of the screen and making stupid faces, and me who's like "who the hell are you? I'm here for the audio, not for you"
@sarahlantto89138 ай бұрын
That is hilarious. Also, I love this ladies reaction because she knows that the description of this "perfect" husband is just silly.
@brianjenkins97729 ай бұрын
Love ❣️ them country girls
@richardvervoorn662610 ай бұрын
I find this lady enticing and adorable !…
@markshatto869910 ай бұрын
She is a joy to watch during the videos.Very pretty too!
@geraldchristophercaruso140610 ай бұрын
Doesn't sound like a husband sounds like a single grown male
@vogelfaenger68307 ай бұрын
sounds like someone in prison or in a monastery
@percy94068 ай бұрын
This was the best one yet.
@CTMagnus10 ай бұрын
I absolutely love it ❤
@ChrisHsuCars8 ай бұрын
This is literally me 😂
@ashley0107888 ай бұрын
Are u in the army?
@ronaldwood29559 ай бұрын
Beautiful honey. I love how funny the outcome to the joke. I love your laughs, giggle, and you. ❤❤❤
@user-re4ge6uh7u10 ай бұрын
Damn you live in a beautiful place
@kellychoo18 ай бұрын
There is no such man to be a perfect husband. Similarly, the opposite is also true. ❤
@snewberry3274 ай бұрын
Mike and Joelle are perfect for each other. Love them❤
@rahulshekatkar4079 ай бұрын
😂 this is very true... punch at the end
@tomsnyder69558 ай бұрын
I always like her reaction ❤
@tylethabradford5118 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now that really was a good joke 👍
@sophieanneperniaortoza6128 ай бұрын
The perfect husband for me is someone who knows how to listen and will know what the relationship needs and will make choices that will be good for himself so that he could be happy and healthy so that we could be together for a long time. 😊
@gahwah55485 ай бұрын
Well I'm right here.....
@user-rx1sc7ft6y10 ай бұрын
Great ! ! Best one I've ever heard . 😊
@sylviazeh465910 ай бұрын
The perfect husband...😂😂😂 Gee, I wish.....😂😂😂
@stevesebzda57015 күн бұрын
"That's the perfect husband, Rabbi Why Why.." His cadence cracks me up lol. 😂😂
@Cayuse200910 ай бұрын
I hope those men in prison get to see this. Oh yea, there are perfect wives there too. They obey and do what they are told without question, do their own laundry, keep their house clean, are polite, don't talk back and spend 8 hours in bed everyday.
@UncleEarl9710 ай бұрын
Out in the wild, the perfect wife or woman who would make the perfect wife has a nickname - Unicorn!
@tonyrains882210 ай бұрын
Don't talk back?? Lol , 🤣😂🤣😂
@emperor871610 ай бұрын
sl@ves are like that too
@theodorehaskins37569 ай бұрын
So if that’s the case, then why are they in prison?
@nautgamingnautgaming99498 ай бұрын
So she wants her man to work AND do the housework I got A VERY GOOD QUESTION What do I get in return if I'm doing everything
@user-lq6zs9me5t7 ай бұрын
Great comedy....keep it going! Based on the reality of life..Lol!😂
@WilliamMcAtee5 ай бұрын
Beautiful country. Y'all are always so funny. Thanks for always making me 😂 😂
@joelabriola249310 ай бұрын
One of the prettiest girl on You Tube!❤
@RashidaSamuels8 ай бұрын
Right on point.
@theforestpassage734410 ай бұрын
So you just stare at the camera. What a talent!
@robertchristman172710 ай бұрын
Agreed. Doesn't take much, I guess.
@BWater-yq3jx10 ай бұрын
This is what women bring to the internet, yep.
@ianborton566615 күн бұрын
Joelle's reaction to this is awesome.
@williamfotiou757710 ай бұрын
Such lovely footage!
@Phantasia.Official10 ай бұрын
Wow, so true....
@steledographics10 ай бұрын
D'OH!🤪🤣
@CTMagnus10 ай бұрын
Google is is trying to translate D'oh to English.. ROTFLMAO!
@LAST-KNIGHTS-88810 ай бұрын
😂😆😆😆👍👍🍺🇺🇸 Thank you Rabbi for that answer 😎👍
@roccodiconza73679 ай бұрын
Right on point!
@RandomUsername348 ай бұрын
You guys must have the cleanest house ever.
@johncastleberry34048 күн бұрын
That is a beautiful place to be. Thanks for sharing your life and the great jokes.
@garretpatterson5389Ай бұрын
That's a good one. Thank you for the laugh.
@grimreaper26062 ай бұрын
We'll just open the Fantasy Shop by reaching our hand into the Dream World that doesn't exist.
@ianborton566615 күн бұрын
Absolutely Mike. 😂🤣
@railroaded19919 күн бұрын
Straight up right 😂
@ianborton566615 күн бұрын
I dont fit until the past part. 🤣
@vinnylamoureux118710 ай бұрын
Hilarious!!
@joyousjoy4ever8 ай бұрын
This one definitely deserved a follow! That was gr8! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@kevinwetsch52097 ай бұрын
I couldn't help but laugh at the end.
@deanpetersmith891710 ай бұрын
Great skit. Jojo that's the one cow that is always looking at you and his ready to eat the water melon from your hand. Remember her markings.
@mariefreeman4235Ай бұрын
Loved his answer😅😅😅😅😅😅
@user-ro1uo9vo8x2 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha real Eric without remotes Doll
@lisandrofigueroa13838 ай бұрын
That’s really accurate! convicts are the only mens that fit that list!! 😂😂😂
@carlaaustin60547 ай бұрын
She is so hilarious. 😂😂😂
@cfa34510 ай бұрын
GIVE CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR!
@CharlesRyno3 күн бұрын
You are so correct my friend 😂
@dennisvestby443210 ай бұрын
😂😂, true,
@eddieyutub2 ай бұрын
That man that the women described is me. But I'm happily married
@scruffygaming62720 күн бұрын
omg.. this is too funny for so many reasons...
@bloomingflowersin10 ай бұрын
Hilarious.. you guys are amazing
@edjames23889 ай бұрын
She didn't laugh at that joke. Just smiled. Truth controls. 😂
@PistonAvatarGuy8 ай бұрын
Makes me think of that scene in Terminator 2 when Sarah Connor is describing the T800 as the perfect father.
@imlitemjenaier703715 күн бұрын
😂😂😂. That's a hilarious one👌👌
@petedeluisa63158 ай бұрын
I like this guys posts of his beautiful wife who laughs at his humor.
@Will-dn9dq10 ай бұрын
Beautiful 😂😂
@ralphwebberjr18 күн бұрын
Your wife would be so cool in A Viking type of movie she would play the perfect Viking character
@RichieReinhardt3 ай бұрын
That's a real good one❤
@traciebecker66698 ай бұрын
He nailed it!
@allen4807 ай бұрын
I came here for the legs and she definitely has deluxe drumsticks!! I need a Time Machine. Thanks!
@billmurray7473Ай бұрын
Most of those ' perfect ' husbands gave their lives in service of their country. Light a candle 🕯 for them on Memorial Day.
@joewinch75489 ай бұрын
I did not see that punch line coming!
@normanjefferychester8829 ай бұрын
Your acts are so funny, you are so pretty , God bless you and your family 🌞
@yiddisheideas20 күн бұрын
That's the voice of Rabbi YY Jacobson. Great person.
@blackswan75687 ай бұрын
Pretty damn good punch line.
@dennispicone68016 ай бұрын
Bloody close to the truth as well. 😂
@rocky399310 ай бұрын
Darn. I have watched a lot of the videos she stars in and am enchanted by her and her happy personality. I dreamed about what a great wife she would be. But alas, I only meet 2 of her 16 requirements but am not in prison.
@Quokka83810 ай бұрын
Dang it! I'm sorry for you...😔
@shellirk281910 ай бұрын
She's married... you don't meet _any_ of her requirements! 🤣 Just razzin ya. 😉
@rocky399310 ай бұрын
@@shellirk2819 Yes I do - I clean my own room and do my own laundry. Of course, after marriage, I would hope for a little help with the laundry. It's just the other 14 I have trouble with. But one never finds a perfect match. She's not perfect either. Hardly ever says anything. Oh, wait, that might be a plus. But what dark secrets is she hiding?
@CTMagnus10 ай бұрын
It's not her, it's a woman who the Rabbi is speaking about!😮
@rocky399310 ай бұрын
@@CTMagnus You are right. Shame on me for thinking JoJo was like that. Thank you. I still have a chance after her divorce.
@junbug1love10 ай бұрын
In prison... We don't do our own Laundry 🧺 Lol🤔☝️😂
@AdlatSmith-qr8gd7 ай бұрын
Best one so far
@rickwalden7022Ай бұрын
You aced it!
@JuanPerez-ek8wd10 ай бұрын
I love that's she's mostly barefooted in these videos..
@user-rz7rh8mk6l10 ай бұрын
That's true 😂😏.
@williamfeeney418010 ай бұрын
she's adorable
@BrianBoese-im8jm12 күн бұрын
The perfect wife ❤
@user-ug8zm3xy9u3 ай бұрын
That's so sweet and funny 🤣
@scarlettpimentel52958 ай бұрын
Lmao hysterical 😅😂😊
@canucknanuckofthenorth345715 күн бұрын
man says "this is the woman i want", woman says "i can change him"