The Periodic Table Song | SCIENCE SONGS

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Written, Directed, Produced, Edited and Sung by Mitchell Moffit.
Based on the "Can-Can" music, by Offenbach.
LYRICS:
There's Hydrogen and Helium
Then Lithium, Beryllium
Boron, Carbon everywhere
Nitrogen all through the air
With Oxygen so you can breathe
And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
Neon to light up the signs
Sodium for salty times
Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
CHORUS
This is the Periodic Table
Noble gas is stable
Halogens and Alkali react agressively
Each period will see new outer shells
While electrons are added moving to the right
Iron is the 26th
Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
Copper, Zinc and Gallium
Germanium and Arsenic
Selenium and Bromine film
While Krypton helps light up your room
Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and...
Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
Where Lanthanides have just begun
Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
Neodymium's next too
Promethium, then 62's
Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
Ytterbium, Lutetium
Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
Radon, Francium will last a little time
Radium then Actinides at 89
REPEAT CHORUS
Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
Americium, Curium, Berkelium
Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
Ununtrium, Flerovium
Ununpentium, Livermorium
Ununseptium, Ununoctium
And then we're done!!

[@maplebeari]

When the science and music teacher are married:

[@ktuluzzz1350]

@@cantseethroughmytears5124 go on finish your statement.

[@eytche9066]

guys I think he/she is choking

[@manjuchoudhary1659]

@@eytche9066 no I killed her while she was typing

[@shylillover84]

@@manjuchoudhary1659 eh?-

[@joshr9457]

@@eytche9066 or they

[@Dibbydibble]

Teacher: Who can name the most elements on the periodic table The smart kid:

[@randomcornflake9989]

Yep that happened to me, I just sung the whole song.

[@HanaIsHere1224]

Love your zim icon

[@ggh05t]

T D uhhhh...

[@jasburger]

@@HanaIsHere1224 Yeah same

[@purefranciska1299]

I live in Croatia so I have to study every element on the periodic table (Croatian version) and THEN sing the whole song :v

[@pavonated]

I used this song to help study for chemistry when I was like 15 and a sophomore in high school. I have now graduated college, and this still will come to mind and get stuck in my head. I will know this forever. thanks AsapSCIENCE

[@notmarcus17]

Im a sophomore in high school and my teacher showed us this today, I remember seeing one of these in elementary school and becoming so obsessed with it that I literally memorized every single element, unfortunately I can only go up to around 44 elements before I start to forget. It was kind of a full circle moment

[@pretty.person.bedroom]

i memeorised this at 10, and now at 13 im only just needing to use it!

[@Mushdash]

H he li be carbon n oxygen 0:17

[@freeshavac-ado6704]

@@pretty.person.bedroomlmao I memorized it for extra credit when I was 13 and now I’m 17 suffering in physics and missing chemistry

[@RUPALIRAJWADE-14]

I memorized this whole table signing this song 😊

[@KyleDoesRandom155]

Rest in piece the old elements that were removed in 2018

[@renzy_ris132]

Yes

[@Dinnerbone5935]

They didnt removed them. They just changed their temporary names.

[@ahs7869]

Teacher: What element is atomic number 118 Me: Can you give me 2 and a half minutes to myself

[@Zymasis39_]

Welcome to 2017. There is no "ununoctium", there is "oganesson".

[@thomasduck125]

And "ununtrium" is "nihonium," "ununpentium" is "moscovium," and "ununseptium" is "tennessine."

[@TheDellowLlamas]

and ununoctium is ognession.

[@wintersnowing]

EVERYTHING I LEARNED IS WROOOOOONG

[@everkade]

Well it was originally ununoctium cause it was literally un"1"un"1"oct"8"ium but now they gave it a more creative name...

[@chrisnoctskie5869]

Oh God! What is that 1 element again? *Sings the whole song to find that one element.

[@Ra11y]

+Chris Noctskie omg same

[@chrisnoctskie5869]

Max William Gowers its Ununoctium!!

[@gnouveli]

+Chris Noctskie HAHAHAHAHA this is true and happen on the other subject

[@mealux7206]

That is what I do in school, sometimes.

[@zeynepsaner776]

+Chris Noctskie me af

[@AlexFunTime]

0:52 *ARSENIC* 👹

[@user-rf5ur5dl2d]

noice all u hear is ARSENIC

[@54t7r_p4w6]

my fav

[@farrukhazeem1265]

What if there was a 119th element

[@sredmond3085]

​@@GriddyDaPlanty Thanks

[@TOOEASY.APRILFOOLS]

all i hear is arsenism

[@vibin5115]

Teacher: can you sing to me your Abc's? Me: "THEEERREE'S--

[@987thesilly_]

104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

[@RealJojo4]

wait but by the symbol (example: Au (gold)) or the name (gold)

[@simonmanalang3042]

Conversation between Oxygen and Helium: Oxygen: *says funny joke* Helium: He He He He He

[@mzr.3620]

Sodium: Na Boron: You people are Boron.

[@leafyjr-amp5063]

XD Both Of Them Jokes Are Hilarious, I Love Science

[@xxgeometrydashbfbandmore2706]

You want to hear a joke about Oxygen and Sodium? O Na

[@leapyear8845]

Oxygen - O :

[@heyitsjuri]

Oxygen and Potassium be like: OK.

[@umaresrar717]

Mom: our son will be musician. Dad: No! he will be scientist. Son:

[@nomorejellybeanflower6659]

i know this might be stolen but true 😂

[@umaresrar717]

@@nomorejellybeanflower6659 no it’s not stolen bro

[@secretunknown2782]

@@umaresrar717 it’s stolen from remake of this song

[@ACC_CLIPZ]

@@secretunknown2782 what if he/she/they didn’t see that comment, not stealing then as that’s a coincidence

[@catanimated6004]

@@ACC_CLIPZ 🐈

[@mayamarsyana8350]

Thank you ASAP SCIENCE this song really helps and keeps ringing in my head

[@ayokindasussui5669]

Bro my dad always used to make me watch this man, I remember when the 2018 dropped. This is so nostalgia, thank you.

[@Subscriberswithnovideosc-ht9uc]

Smart Friends what's your Wi-Fi password: Smart Kid: *Inhales*

[@okibuddy9487]

I want to do that now

[@robertlatham393]

Molybdenum

[@mr.imposter4691]

but actually do you know how long you will write it? :/

[@mikomiko4250]

I want my password to be that now XD

[@emilenevaladez128]

I subed

[@noahsno6503]

Two atoms are walking down the street. Atom 1: "Dammit, I think I've lost an electron" Atom 2: "Really? Are you sure?" Atom 1: "Yeah, I'm positive."

[@lilshoota19]

Noah Sno this is good

[@kingsleydeng9426]

trolololol

[@newspacia]

Atom 1 is Hydrogen,Because he ain’t got any neutrons Atom 2 is helium

[@jonathanlala4867]

Except electrons are negative

[@netherbrine8004]

that's very true

[@melio9287]

TODAY HALLOWEEN 2023 THIS SONG JUST CLOSED 8 YEARS...... GREAT JOB ASAP!

[@colebynum9]

My 6th grade teacher showed us this song to help teach us, and I'm very glad to have him as a teacher

[@manjuchoudhary1659]

Teacher: Does anybody know any jokes about sodium? Students: Na!

[@khombisilemasondo7261]

Wow, well done👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@r0n1x41]

Bruh

[@mistheesinghal4964]

Good!

[@verifinerings7859]

Bruh

[@Ujwalashende001]

Waah Bhai

[@davidwilson6712]

When you have to sing through the whole song to find out what the 37th element is

[@Lmtal]

Rubidium

[@rossmaxz6161]

Mnemonics r way better

[@charliepereyda362]

just like the abc

[@vikiablamowicz]

YOU MADE ME REWATCH THE WHOLE VID TO SEE THE 37TH ELEMENT

[@royxeph_arcanex]

I literally sing the "Phosphorous then Sulfur Chlorine and Argon!" part when I try to remember which one is under which in the C+N+O+F+Ne part

[@BossGamingOfficial23]

Lyrics with timestamps: 0:01-0:09 And Now, ASAPScience Presents, the elements of the periodic table 0:10 There's Hydrogen, and Helium 0:11 Then Lithium 0:12 Beryllium 0:12-0:13 Boron 0:13 Carbon everywhere 0:14-0:17 Nitrogen, all through the air 0:17 Oxygen so you can breathe, Flourine for your pretty teeth 0:18 Neon to light up the sign 0:20 Sodium for salty times 0:21 Magnesium 0:22 Aluminum 0:23 Silicon 0:24 Phosphorous and 0:26 Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon 0:27 Potassium 0:27-0:29 And Calcium so you'll grow strong 0:30 Scandium 0:31-0:33 Titanium, Vanadium 0:33 and Chromium 0:33 and Manganese 0:35 This is the Periodic Table 0:38 Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali 0:41 react agressively 0:42 Each period will see new outer shells while electrons are added moving to the right 0:47 Iron is the 26th 0:48-0:50 Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get, Copper Zinc and Gallium 0:51 Germanium and 0:52 Arsenic, Selenium and 0:53 Bromine film 0:54 while Krypton helps light up your room 0:55 Rubidium 0:56 Stronium and Yittrium 0:58 Zirconium, Niobium 1:00 Molybdenum 1:01 Technetium, Ruthenium 1:02 Rhodium 1:03 Palladium 1:04 Silver Ware then 1:05 Cadmium 1:06 Indium 1:07 Tin cans 1:08 Antimony, 1:09 Then Tellurium 1:10 and Iodine, and Xenon 1:11 and then Caesium and.. 1:13 Barium is 56th and this is where the table splits, where lanthanides has just begun, 1:21 Lanthanum 1:22 Cerium and 1:23 Praseodymium 1:27 Neodymium is next to 1:29 Promethium, then 62 1:31 Samarium 1:32 Europium 1:33 Gadolinium 1:34 Terbium 1:35 Dysprosium, Holmium 1:36 Erbium, Thulium, 1:37 Yitterbium 1:38 Lutetium 1:42 Hafnium 1:43 Tantalum, Tungsten and we're onto 1:44 Rhenium 1:45 Osmium and 1:46 Iridium 1:47 Platinum, gold to make you rich 'til you grow old 1:49 Mercury to tell you when its really cold 1:53 Thallium and 1:54 Lead and 1:55 Bismuth for your tummy 1:56 Polonium 1:58 Astatine would not be yummy 1:59 Radon, Francium will last a little time 2:02 Radium and 2:03 Actinides at 89 2:06 This is the Periodic Table 2:07-2:08 Noble gas is stable 2:10 Halogens and Alkali react agressively 2:12 Each period will see 2:14 new Outer shells while e- 2:15 lectrons are to the right 2:17 Actinium, Thorium 2:18 Protactinium, Uranium 2:20 Neptunium, Plutonium 2:21 Americium, Curium 2:22 Berkelium, Califormium 2:23 Einsteinium 2:24 Fermium, Mendelevium 2:25 Nobelium, Lawrencium 2:26 Rutherfordium, Dubnium 2:27 Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium 2:28 Meitnerium, Damstadium (Darmstadium) 2:29 Roentgenium, Copernicium, Nihonium 2:31 Flerovium 2:33 Moscovium 2:34 Livermorium 2:35 Tennessine 2:36 Oganesson 2:38 and then were done. 2:40 itunes

[@phushlatavarma-kt5ou]

Thanks for this much hard work 😇

[@cool_guy87]

You got the last but wrong - Nihonium, Moscovium, Tennessine and Oganesson are called ununtrium, ununpentium, ununseptium and ununoctium in this version

[@homemadehouse777]

Tysm

[@effenditeknika9548]

​​Yeah​@@cool_guy87is right, this is where those elements haven't occupied yet

[@cziffrathegreat666]

You’re reviving classical music more than teaching us the elements! And I’m not complaining either

[@lkonsul9547]

You guys are all making jokes but I’m trying to study

[@kanishkakaushik2356]

Same😅😅

[@gammabursta6915]

Aha

[@luciaalegria752]

SAME

[@ibeenns7130]

Same. How do i sing that fast for the last one. I get credit for the periodic table if i sing this song.

[@chlorinegivesmelife9792]

the jokes will help u remember.

[@BlueHood345]

Teacher: How did you memorize the periodic table in one night? Me: It's complicated

[@okibuddy9487]

Felt that

[@no6448]

me: its hard to explain *starts thinking of kuroo*

[@mgbriii]

Si soy

[@historically.darkzz]

I DID IT FOR KUROO 💀

[@LeonardTheWizard]

@@no6448 whos that

[@Reviiaton]

I’m still in school and im a science math nerd. This song makes me so happy and I can’t explain why

[@Reichtangle_kawaii]

Gonna do this thing for a show, so imma repeat it for a billion times

[@giisides2870]

Literally trying to memorize this to impress my chem teacher

[@nimzo2763]

I used this for a Chem quiz today xD

[@daniiii0]

same! xD

[@matthewtelles8619]

where my Irvine students at?

[@cleverdark4348]

what grade? lol im trying to do the same thing and once in class i got so carried away that i literally started screaming the lyrics...and i got detention but it was so worth it (i memorized the song)

[@genericusername3768]

Same LOL

[@scy5517]

What I learn in school:1% What I learn in videos:99%

[@mad_gamingyt9877]

Thats me every day

[@bobster4209]

Same

[@yeehaw2775]

cringe lord

[@gaming_channel719]

MEEEEE

[@anupamdev2652]

Thats not true

[@wiiii_luvchu]

TY TO ANYONE WHO MAKE THIS, IT'S REALLY HELPFULL! ❤

[@_Shady-Shadows_]

I love ASAPsceince

[@fiolioco1523]

When I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was like: OMg

[@user-ls1bw2uw1j]

Fiolioco Mataafa :DD

[@Dave-hn5tl]

Fiolioco Mataafa Unfortunately technically it would be MgO but this makes for a funny joke

[@eskimogaming3515]

well played

[@edytaw9921]

Actually, I've asked Sodium and Hydrogen about it and they were like NaH 😩

[@meggis1624]

when someone responds to me with "k" WELL POTASSIUM TO YOU TOO

[@vx3666]

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist asks for some H2O. The other chemist says, "I'll have some H20 too." The other chemist died. If you got this joke, then you probably have no social life. Don't worry, I don't have one either.

[@hunni5713]

Good one xD

[@technicaldifficulties3289]

Lawrence Tran lmao

[@CPK-pd7nd]

I get it and anyone who doesn't know what h2o2 is it's hydrogen peroxide

[@reaganbush3337]

Wow, H2O2, nice

[@FactorManTCE]

I got it, and have a social life. DEAL WITH IT.

[@2necessity]

Someone: I bet you can't name all the elements of the periodic table. Me: THERE'S...

[@dlitachi6439]

We need more such songs ❤❤❤

[@yomama6261]

My friend is like: "BANANAS HAVE LOTS OF POTASSIUM!" I'm like: "K" Edit: OMG THANKS FOR 1300 LIKES!

[@mastamenace9401]

L

[@maxs4549]

+Amy Gray Do you mean potassium or was K part of the joke???

[@jasonwoo4370]

+a duh i thought sodium is Na and potassium is K?

[@ordinaryorca9334]

+NautilusIX -Jason_Games he meant that his friend is wrong (bananas consist of mostly potasium or K) the joke is that he disagrees with his friend but his friend thinks he agrees

[@yomama6261]

+Amy Gray Oh crap, I put Sodium for bananas. I mean to put Potassium. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[@YoDay]

Better than KZbin Rewind

[@devinwiles4119]

I have a cover of this

[@gabrielpowers1548]

yessss

[@YoDay]

@@devinwiles4119 upload it then

[@devinwiles4119]

I did, it’s on a different channel

[@YoDay]

Link?

[@sonalsahu5556]

Cool Video! I enjoyed it a lot.

[@EMpsycho3]

My science teacher played this today and this was the first vid that popped up on my recommendation page

[@ewg7557]

*NOTICE ME SCIENCE TEACHERS.*

[@cicadafun]

+The Killer but that's someone obsessed with Japan

[@SkimoStories]

+Maximum Stars they only have different meanings to people who care, weaboo.

[@SkimoStories]

Magniloquence progeny you're one of them

[@Chocohalation]

+The Killer ... But "shit" is an object, not a living thing....

[@thekiller1053]

WizardXZD auto correct

[@Edward-it9cr]

I listen to this Periodically

[@abatednihilist7546]

The Jet Squadron Not me! I hate honors chemistry I've been lost since day one and I'm the only freshman in that class ughh

[@Sparxy]

hahaha I get it

[@ridanbakery1624]

Nice one mate XD

[@parthavpoudel7025]

Great, blog it.

[@ryanthelion6926]

me too

[@Mayaluvsxxx]

Love this

[@Vedikafulzele0333]

Amazing can't stop singing all day

[@ZERO-tv5zg]

2:20 When you're running out of time but there's still a ton of elements to sing

[@inactive3651]

XXX_not_gigli_pro_XXX Xxx_another_xxx_xxX hahahahahaha

[@javiersandoval9903]

XXX_not_gigli_pro_XXX Xxx_another_xxx_xxX taking your time teacher (30 seconds left ) me in head shit

[@foryoazz]

2:21

[@ZERO-tv5zg]

foryoazz And you had to point out that it's 1 second late. Ok.

[@berting8123]

foryoazz that's quick

[@shalu759]

Imagine singing this song in exam hall to recall a particular element😂

[@ix-139vidushithakur4]

It's a good thing it will take the pressure away for a while 😜😂

[@naniramisetti1999]

😂

[@vasumanasharma2221]

I've actually seen people do this. Its hilarious. Like they dont actually sing it but u can see them mouthing the whole song in the middle of the exam.😂

[@shalu759]

And let's imagine again with 1 minute left and then u have to sing whole song to recall element 35th😂😵

[@aaryanjai604]

@@vasumanasharma2221 yeah i do that

[@joshuacleinpalabyab70]

Man he made science into a song and its brilliant

[@SeriouslyChelsey]

Thank God in my country and secondary school we only had to learn the first 20. I listen to this song on repeat and still recite the wrong words. I just love the melody. Shout out to those who actually learned the entire thing.

[@kyluvs_]

i can only do the right words up to arsenic lol, after that i get lost

[@thatchickhannah6893]

What happens when a scientist is sick? If you can’t find a curium to helium you have to barium.

[@priyaravi7507]

OMG that actually, legitimately made me laugh out loud. hahahaha.

[@enilair_2213]

I dont understand the barium part

[@thatchickhannah6893]

Swiftgaia “you have to bury him”

[@1am636]

...nice one

[@samaragranados249]

I love this joke so much

[@texdykatrandomness2715]

we have to learn this for exams, I can already imagine someone bursting out into song while writing the test 😂

[@tiffanyliao815]

AHAHA ikr same

[@coltondreher3922]

I already did

[@lostthetrainerofdemons5379]

same it is so hard to keep up with the song at beginning but it like the back of my hand so catch but arrghh

[@SucculentSys]

I did last year with the old version XD

[@sooya2198]

That's going to be literally me during that test, like singing "And now, ASAP Science presents the periodic table! There's hydrogen..." Lols

[@chip7412]

I finally had a science teacher show this to my class it was wonderful

[@Dave_Oxbow]

Never known a double major in STEM and Musical Performance. Crazy Brilliant.

[@nadavfriedman8351]

" wanna hear a sodium joke?" "Na"

[@mercutioescalus6782]

Netflik Fix wanna hear joke about potassium No K

[@MrBird94]

That one is geat ! :D

[@jafaluna]

Netflik Fix hi

[@100cheeseboy9]

The comments section is just essentially a bunch of bad puns. I know because I read through them periodically.

[@damarihanson3876]

100Cheeseboy XD

[@alexismandelias]

100Cheeseboy no

[@JuneWrld209]

100Cheeseboy I love you

[@khallentine7669]

Yesss I bow to you!! Also 200th like!

[@thesupertsar4473]

100Cheeseboy My brain has been raped. Although, I do like a good pun PERIODICALLY. PLEASE HELP ME

[@Ur_local-siblings]

I was painting while listening to this song and I painted a hard painting quickly and perfectly

[@YesGirlie-zy6fi]

its been 8 years and this is STILL a bop.

[@edwardcrown3593]

I wanted to make a chemistry joke, but the good ones argon

[@weekend9057]

I only make chemistry jokes, periodically.

[@deanparsons2051]

I would make a chemistry pun but I wouldn't get a good reaction

[@weekend9057]

When all the girls react to me like the noble gases.

[@latorquemada]

Chemistry jokes are sodium ausome I would make a chemistry joke but I was like na all the good ones argon

[@shiloh6639]

IM DYING XD

[@tpj24ever54]

if only they made a song for everything we take in school i swear i'd be an a+ student

[@zerounderscorezero5746]

elated leo yes

[@remixtheidiot5771]

elated leo theres an alphabet song... Does that count?

[@adli615]

you filthy lil mudblood

[@emilianabelcher249]

Dash0104 so true

[@ricebadger6927]

Same XD

[@Moggyisgoated]

my friends and i started the pi song and these vids are very helpful we finished memorising the periodic table song yesterday

[@RoseWorldGacha]

I love how all of this soo hyped up or calm and then there’s *ARSENIC*

[@1AceTM]

If you can sing elements 95-112 without speaking gibberish you are some genius.

[@jialeplayz5707]

Asian Nation I can

[@jialeplayz5707]

No joke if u go my channel and like my vid and comment I will show u

[@biyawaziri7377]

I did

[@thatoneravenclaw417]

I can't... It's too fast 😂

[@Todit]

i can but like cant sing as fast

[@DanALpotato]

I’m just a potato

[@bumgarner4987]

🤣😂🤣😂 YES!!!! Love it 😊

[@sundermc]

who here is here cus their teacher set this for home learning?

[@himanshugaira2569]

@@bumgarner4987 to who ??

[@nora3586]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[@sundermc]

@@nora3586 what?

[@Truecreatureofthenight]

I watched this in my 6th grade science class and it's honestly a banger

[@yapshwugeekpm-guru7598]

This song is so PERFECT!

[@minkioosthuizen7974]

Teacher: **makes a joke about helium** The whole class: He!

[@anonym3]

well done.

[@Akykt-ls6wi]

lium

[@lunaticvr4829]

Michael Jackson HeHe

[@Squid728]

HeHeHe Der war gut

[@arthurmartin4616]

Heard tellurium and helium were a couple. TeHe

[@jayleencerrillo2152]

Did you know Oxygen and Magnesium were dating??? O Mg

[@saskia4219]

xD

[@sureindubitably3771]

GOSHDARNIT

[@Simon-hh8kf]

STOLEN.

[@keirauwu6940]

Copycat.

[@skywarslord4680]

Lol

[@lisab4954]

6 years later and its still stuck in my head

[@Beeeeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnnssssss]

Whenever I heard in your 100 digits of pi video that you post new science videos every Thursday, I was literally jumping up and down enjoy because I love your videos because you’re teaching kids and even some adults like good things to like the periodic table of elements and so on what you’re including in a song because at my school they were just be like repeat after me 3.14159 in the class to be like 3.14157 and then the teacher would be like no do it again but with this song, I memorized it like well half of it in like a week.

[@bookerschrock2821]

You wanna hear a joke about Oxygen and Potassium? Yes? OK

[@innayaafzal5873]

Take all your bad chemistry jokes, and Barium

[@mahirsudad2311]

The right way to say this would be K2O

[@miabuenrostro3102]

wow thanks for taking my joke. now all the good ones argon

[@innayaafzal5873]

Two chemists walk into a bar, one says he'll have some H2O, the second one says he'll have some H2O too. The second one dies.

[@bookerschrock2821]

If I told any periodic table jokes, I wouldn't get a reaction.

[@TheUnknown-lh9yj]

When your chemistry teacher raps chemically:

[@nomorejellybeanflower6659]

true

[@nikitagloukhovtchenko6857]

I was trying to get into one physics class but I was rejected from that class.

[@nikitagloukhovtchenko6857]

Mr. Heathcoat didn’t accept me into his class because he thinks that I’m too stupid to understand physics if it’s taught by a NASA scientist.

[@riyak.7393]

@@nomorejellybeanflower6659 I love just the "true" reply to this. Like yes, so true, my chemistry teacher constantly does this

[@kawai_yumiie]

True

[@Amstro-Radical]

This song made me dance 🪩. 👏🏾

[@user-he6vg9ie5p]

Wow very interesting song❤. Memorizable too.

[@nemuikitsu_]

I just started to learn this but i understand the jokes in comment section I feel like a nerd

[@SunglassesGirl-mv3te]

Mochi Shinz welcome to the club

[@dianab.5313]

Kaos Grey dude chill, it’s just a comment

[@exilley2134]

It is a good feeling for sure, my friend. I am a huge geek btw

[@Fractal821]

"Oh so you're a scientist? Name every element"

[@DaughterofDemeter419]

@Ella Bergman Hydrogen and Helium and Lithium and Beryllium,Boron,Carbon everywhere,Nitrogen all through the air,With Oxygen so you can breath

[@michaeljones155]

And Fluorine for your pretty teeth

[@aAaAaAa.aaa.a.a.a.]

Lanthumnum

[@aAaAaAa.aaa.a.a.a.]

Cerium

[@aAaAaAa.aaa.a.a.a.]

And prasyidemium

[@awkwardspaceplant9231]

this song slapped 7 years ago and it STILL slaps

[@NateKeum]

thanks for helping me with my natural science homework

[@mychemicaljulia]

this song got me a 95% on my science test thank you

[@andrewflores4773]

mychemicaljulia it's all mine

[@potatertots2060]

imma fail

[@haleighsisson2795]

Gerard Way's Apple j

[@daslayer-mu4lq]

mychemicaljulia lol

[@EM-ox7tk]

mychemicaljulia Nice job!!

[@chelbeytrump2744]

Someone at school did this song for the talent show and almost had an asthma attack. But he got bonus points.

[@kipmartijn2086]

#WORTH

[@elizabethgarcia3125]

Exactly

[@user-pf8hw7uh9z]

helium*heavily breaths*

[@syx9020]

lol

[@aisha7698]

😂😂😂😂😂 lol

[@vaibhavsharma7715]

Finally got to know how to learn those freaking elements

[@kosmischerkaiser5417]

Asap science was one of the rappers Eminem was to afraid to diss

[@Skysiax]

Ivan Tschichakowski No copypasta my friend....

[@cyberhexreal]

@@Skysiax PASTAAAAAAAAA

[@melaniegarcia3158]

Teacher: Alright, everyone. Today we’re going to have a test on the periodic table. Person: Can we listen to music? Teacher: Yes. Me: *Listens to this*

[@scottmcghee7929]

Chamomile Tea since when can you listnen to music in a test

[@lunalovegood1401]

Chamomile Tea how to cheat 101

[@laurenkatherine5416]

Scott McGhee I’ve had a lot of teachers who allow us to listen to music while we test as long as it’s quiet, with earbuds, and the phone or iPod or whatever you are using to listen to music is out of sight so you can’t look up answers.

[@vrishank777]

@@laurenkatherine5416 You could just record yourself saying info about the test and play that

[@scottmcghee7929]

Lauren Katherine just play answers your school and you must be pretty dumb

[@greenbean7252]

I’ve learned the 100 digits of pi now I have to learn thjs

[@unvisibleuser8696]

It's just superbbb...

[@mr.paradox1463]

No one will Talk About His Editing :(

[@PremSingh-zk7yg]

That's why we have you😎

[@ranaadeeba9999]

@@PremSingh-zk7yg damn 😂😂😂 bro!

[@olaff9771]

Zsfdaeenhaqejh

[@gabbyfowler669]

Wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable without it.

[@denkikaminari5316]

Ya because its all like stop motion

[@bobphillips1996]

This got played in my science class the other day and I was singing along all the way... I got a round of applause at the end while I gasped for breath.

[@misteremann687]

Bob Phillips lol 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@zoeurquhart408]

Bob Phillips omg I did that to in my class lol

[@jordanbaker4826]

crazykid948 10

[@KaydinGrace]

you go glen coco!

[@47sloths66]

Bob Phillips I introduced this song to my class 🙃

[@timivictorigbiapu8767]

i love this

[@wilmaramos8672]

Love this song

[@lukestaib6744]

Chemistry joke: A neutron walks into a bar. He asks how much his drink is. the bartender replies, "For you, no charge"

[@bluebiestar1866]

d e a d

[@victoriouswizard7535]

good one

[@prarthana3299]

omg lol

[@niyatitummala7933]

I laughed !

[@lanikilchrist2399]

Hiền Nguyễn Thu How Is That Funny

[@rootosono4758]

Ugh I want to say a chemistry pun But all the good ones Argon

[@-saumya-81]

Jackson I

[@siulaf3878]

Jackson z

[@lanikilchrist2399]

Jackson You Just Did

[@isabellacarrascal2573]

NOOOO! Really? I had absolutely NO IDEA.

[@Kyoko1]

I was about to say one as well but I figured that everybody would get salty at me so Na, I won't anymore

[@ursulaoloubankole7972]

When I was in sec3 I had that one science teacher that I grew attached to. And for the simple reason I would never get bored in his classes. I am a 16 yo teenager who loves science, but I think it's sad, how today's most teens think loving science is "not cool". I used to spend hours just talking with him about anything, something I would've recently learned, a question, something that bother me ect. All I know is that I always had a certain thirst for the "mysteries of the universe" and that thirst would disappear for some time after each discussion. In my entire life, there was that one and only person who ever show me back the same passion as I have. These days I feel a bit lonely because I'm really into science again, but whenever I would start talking about random stuff, people, even my family and friends would either look at me like I'm some alien, either complitely not answer, or just try to lead the conversation toward another subject. I act like it doesn't bother me that much, but it's hard, to find someone who truly reflects the same genuine passion. Maybe I'm asking for too much, idk, but I'm still hoping I will get back those conversations I loved so much.

[@kashishgarg1224]

That conversations was like therapy sessions ❤️‍🔥

[@miguelangelsilhysosa4958]

This video is just perfect

[@pendingexile7765]

I start to mumble when it get to the fast part 😂

[@ema49028]

G3m1ngC3tYT 934 same xd

[@samaragranados249]

Relatable,I do this all the time when I listen to music and I don't know the lyrics

[@iznaxs]

I slow the video down

[@tilqibiumplays6325]

You meant 95-112?

[@zombieslayer1468]

same

[@tastelessolive3713]

This video had an element of surprise​ to it

[@vee8101]

Nell R *siiigh*

[@sydneyjessina]

I’m DEAAADDD 😂

[@fynncarter2327]

OMg

[@ultimateloud8356]

Ah - the element of surprise. Atomic mass: 119 Used in jumpscares, surprise birthday parties and things you didn't expect to turn out some way.

[@matok5711]

Nell R gneiss

[@Mischievous-Cat-Named.Lumi_]

Fun fact: Ununtrium, Ununpentium, Ununseptium And Ununoctium Used To Be An Periodic Table Element But Was Unused As It Was Unobtainable

[@user-ki6cd6sk6r]

Why?

[@Humanrights-defender]

Great job 👏🏼

[@jeffuxubu5227]

I heard oxygen and magnesium were getting married and I was like "OMG!"

[@FalseRed7]

Ultra Diamond let me guess it's because oxygen's symbol is O and magnesium's symbol is MG.

[@jeffuxubu5227]

Brendan Plays yes

[@spamsingles5948]

Ultra Diamond I heard oxygen and potassium were getting married. I was like OK

[@thedissitupsdisney]

It's MgO tho =/ My chem teacher ruined all these jokes for my class. Same to the one where oxygen and potassium get married. It's KO, not OK.

[@DangerousDiamond10]

i know but for the sake of the joke, ignore the rules.

[@sianemily8308]

Why is the periodic table so complicated Why couldn't the elements be called Dave or Steve or something

[@chutendo]

+Sian Hayes I agree. Let's make a poll! #Steveforhelium

[@sianemily8308]

Kitty Kat Izzy ha Yes

[@chutendo]

Sian Hayes Let's do it!

[@hi-px1mi]

There's Hydrogen and Helium Then Lithium, Beryllium Boron, Carbon everywhere Nitrogen all through the air With Oxygen so you can breathe And Fluorine for your pretty teeth Neon to light up the signs Sodium for salty times Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese CHORUS This is the Periodic Table Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react agressively Each period will see new outer shells While electrons are added moving to the right Iron is the 26th Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get Copper, Zinc and Gallium Germanium and Arsenic Selenium and Bromine film While Krypton helps light up your room Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and... Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits Where Lanthanides have just begun Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium Neodymium's next too Promethium, then 62's Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium Ytterbium, Lutetium Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old Mercury to tell you when it's really cold Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy Radon, Francium will last a little time Radium then Actinides at 89 REPEAT CHORUS Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium Americium, Curium, Berkelium Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium Ununtrium, Flerovium Ununpentium, Livermorium Ununseptium, Ununoctium And then we're done!!

[@chutendo]

Rainbow Kale brah

[@NemoGao]

THIS IS SO GOOD

[@barcat.05]

“Tyler what song are you listening to?” Me: “my homework miss set me-“

[@amnesiacwhaleshark2413]

I'd make a sodium joke but... Na

[@frederickellison9536]

That's bad

[@caitlindsilva9299]

lucka bolnar 😂😂

[@abdottawabkeraoui3238]

Lol

[@pavkin2525]

U copied. BOO

[@pimyxiny]

xD

[@adlg5158]

I was gonna make a funny joke about Sodium, but Na

[@MitchTH]

Oh, salty!

[@ecargnah13]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@chlo8791]

Get out

[@hahakaitlyn]

howellingaboutphan x ay phandom

[@bethdelacruz8197]

I finally got ur jk!!! ahahahhahahaha!

[@the-amazing-4845]

I memorised this entire song to annoy my friends, so now since I know this imma just sing it in my room when I'm alone bc my friends can't hang out with me... atleast I have myself to entertain... even if I sing this to my friends next time we hang out it'll be a one time thing singing that

[@missusboonandoodle489]

Wow That was a heart crusher

[@---ng7ke]

Person: “K” Some smartass: “Well yes, potassium is a very interesting element, very reactive, as opposed to that response you just gave.”

[@incoherent_screaming9352]

Lol that made me laugh so hard

[@williamdusseau5864]

I'm gonna do that

[@millielol5253]

Mia Graymountain .

[@exilley2134]

That is a Ravenpuff mood everyday

[@faseelanazir4082]

BipMan_1 broooo!! You made my day