The Pizza-Making Contraption | Joseph's Machines

This machine uses a toy train to make a pizza automatically. No need to lift a finger!
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his studio in London, UK.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Special thanks to Adam Zmith

[@xcutetannyx]

Never thought I'd ever watch a man being slapped in the face repeatedly with a slice of pizza, yet here we are.

[@DatVido]

😅😌😌

[@angelovemusic]

I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingw6750]

Lol 😂

[@Adrian_DEJO]

Why did you have to spoil it?!

[@laurapirness7700]

I agree but it is halieous

[@Dragonflier001]

On one hand, he put black olives on his pizza, which shows he's a man of taste. On the other, he put barely any cheese on it, which is a crime against pizza.

[@antoniozhang6055]

Made for everyone and anyone, poetic

[@fazendocoisas3113]

🇧🇷🇧🇷

[@Mortgage-Rates]

olive haters must rise up.

[@AlienValkyrie]

On the third hand, he only put cheese underneath the other toppings, not on top, which just ain't right.

[@lkahfi]

He forgot to put pineapple on it

[@CT-ky1ug]

that is an insulting amount of cheese, honestly. but good job

[@Nathaniel_B400]

@@noveelazia5133 that’s the problem

[@noveelazia5133]

@@Nathaniel_B400 yes i forgot to say ikr

[@fazendocoisas3113]

@@noveelazia5133 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[@dumbfukx]

Y'all got pizza on coruscant?

[@briggsargent4186]

Nasa, this man is a genius. Get him a job.

[@shtrodmitriy3459]

it's quite possibly that he destroed whole universe before his rocket reach mars with style :D

[@mikeelectro1288]

He’s good at contraptions

[@jeando2641]

How did the comb was moved out ? How did the cheese got put on ? Other than these 2 parts I missed , pure genius !!!

[@advashachakravarthy4016]

Google ,better find it out

[@eblsymk]

Nah, he's way too valuable for the happiness and enjoyment of this society to waste his talent at nasa.

[@xiiaohao3871]

Be careful with your with that pizza feeder thingy next time. Btw, this is suprisingly a good machine that you've made. Needs some more cheese tho.

[@nicholas_plaksin]

I can’t tell if this is a positive or negative comment

[@kellantheincredible13]

@@nicholas_plaksin same, it seems kinda negative, then positive, then negative again...

[@nicholas_plaksin]

@@kellantheincredible13 the word “surprisingly” also makes it seem like they have a negative perception of Jacob’s previous work. But the first part sort of seems like a joke.

[@brooklynzhu2018]

Needs a lot more cheese

[@ukxdeadlyzz]

@@nicholas_plaksin still needs more cheese

[@FilmscoreMetaler]

Had to watch it three times to understand and admire all the creative little ideas you had. Beautifully done as alyways!

[@DatVido]

🥰🥰🥰

[@chenax9577]

As always, beautiful inventions

[@jeremymockli7694]

Dominos be like: Hire this man!

[@jeremymockli7694]

@Ruangthum Aiemjirakul A pizza restaurant

[@visalalakshmir2924]

Great comment 👍

[@a.w.4708]

Especially since he use dominos in his machines

[@Farleigh1050]

Dominos actually be like: IS THERE EVEN CHEESE IN THAT

[@djanine8188]

You’re like Mr. Bean, I remembered where Mr. Bean makes his own pizza business and makes a machine making lots of pizza🍕 🍕🍕🍕

[@DatVido]

😌🥰🥰

[@JPH8989]

Loved that episode

[@jiyamiira]

same

[@stevenyangkun]

I remember in 2020

[@mitchelljoelsaldana5819]

Man i loved that episode

[@TheMalmut]

"Cheese, Grommit." You're a real life Wallace. This just earned a sub.

[@DatVido]

🥰🥰🥰

[@micajodomino]

This is one of your cleverest machines yet! The technique you used to apply the tomato sauce was genius!

[@241Cookies__]

This man's mind doesn't know the term boundaries, and if he does, it's simply to break them Rube Goldberg would be proud.

[@DatVido]

😌🥰🥰

[@JameisonAus_YouTube]

Hes still alive

[@SiddharthPandey2452]

Luckily

[@janarthanan321]

Yea

[@ProfessionalRickRollEr]

1:33 Karens be like: you missed an olive on my pizza, despite paying all 5 dollars. I'd like to talk to the manager.

[@jeremywoods770]

"ma'am, hes the one in the chuck e cheese outfit"

[@TheInvisibleCactusYT]

Domino actually has one of these too it’s just broken most of the time

[@tehannywannygaming]

so true

[@jeremywoods770]

Mcdonalds has a machine that makes milkshakes, if you could believe it, but its also broken all the time

[@dionel1388]

@@jeremywoods770 Mcdonalds also have a machine that makes pizzas but it's always broken.

[@j.d.3597]

The Sauce and Cheese distribution methods were pretty much PERFECT. Incredible machine!

[@KageNoTora74]

While cheese distribution was spot on I take umbrage with the low overall quantity.

[@DatVido]

@@KageNoTora74 😅😅

[@kyles5513]

That was a pretty weak amount of cheese.

[@markvgarcia]

Not even enough to create a full layer of cheese and half of it was wasted.

[@rubenmendezhoms3488]

This made me remember those 80s/90s scenes in kids movies like Back to the future or Casper in which they displayed such creativity showing machines of this sort. Which is awesome.

[@dominokidsoccerbrawlstars]

That’s as an INSANE machine! It was so creative! Great job! Happy you are back!

[@DatVido]

@NUR INSYIRAH BINTI AHMAD KHAIRUL NIZAM Moe 😌🥰

[@iutchube]

You're the best! Thank you for three and a half minutes of pure fun.

[@nick-bn2cq]

What a creativity!!!!

[@DatVido]

🥰🥰

[@divyanandsharma2411]

When you make pizza like this. The waiter: Sir, only 1 day left

[@EffinChat]

As a pizza chef I rate this highly

[@theguffarmy1586]

Wow! I believe

[@DatVido]

@@theguffarmy1586 🥰🥰

[@stillthekid333]

Doubtful

[@vinimishima]

Esses são os gênios da engenharia que estão por aí espalhados fazendo linhas de produção automatizadas. Parabéns.

[@laurentabadie9694]

i love how much work and effort u put into making these contraptions

[@arnbeyaz6801]

This is a masterpiece❤❤

[@DatVido]

🥰😅

[@joe8513]

Frankly, it does a better job of evenly distributing toppings than my local Pizza Hut.

[@DatVido]

😌🥰

[@MysticalReaper]

This guy is a genius and he has a sense of humor. What a perfect channel and hard work absolutely love it!

[@pieter5132]

What a beautiful machine! Even the clips on the pizza feeder are in the perfect colors!

[@YourXellency]

This machine is literally the SLAPS!

[@roadsidetrash]

He's finally back again

[@DatVido]

😌🥰

[@gus8824]

It is unsurprising that Justin McElroy is a supporter 😁

[@DatVido]

😅🥰

[@theawesomer]

Thanks for posting! Love your contraptions as always!

[@subchip1251]

This has to be one of your best inventions!! I doesn’t take as much space as others, and it’s practical!!😊❤

[@rafansidik2530]

2:21 was the funniest part in the video

[@DatVido]

🥰😅

[@acerniss]

ah. so you didn’t just disappear from the face of the earth never to come back. nice to know! glad to see that you finally remembered your youtube password! and, as always, cool machines!

[@LtCdrXander]

I think a month or two between uploads is a pretty normal schedule for this guy

[@anegg6491]

@@LtCdrXander yeah because hes inventing machines and it will take long or it is not correct.

[@ReactioNism]

Wow!!!! That was an Amazing Machine!!!! I loved it!!! Well Done👍👌

[@heavenleecarter1317]

Sorry i didn't see this 3 months ago😟 ive seen it once but i didn't pay any attention to it. then i saw that it was a machine video, i love machines and so i watched it. its veryy good! and glad to know that your not one of those people who think they know how to do machines and don't! GREAT JOB👍

[@tejasadgaonkar2239]

Love from India -Joseph

[@DatVido]

🥰😌

[@tanaykumar1043]

I can't imagine pizza without a boatload of cheese

[@maxme3947]

I love all of your Machines! I love this one.

[@bendhoward]

I'm extremely impressed by the techniques used to evenly distribute toppings across the full pizza radius.

[@Figure000]

0:22, my man's making Sasuke's Mangekyou Sharingan

[@DatVido]

🥰👌

[@victormusico5001]

are you sure this isn't how all pizzas are made?

[@craftyhamster6353]

No..

[@PatLund]

As someone who has worked at many pizza places, this machine is far too slow to keep up with actual orders.

[@elvisariasrios5810]

@@PatLund 🤡

[@jeremywoods770]

No, my pizzas have cheese

[@whatbeatootsie9048]

this man’s pizza maker does better spirograph than six year old me was ever able to do… the most awesome flex i’ve heard.

[@brianstratton8767]

Yep..wondered if anyone else would relate to the Spirograph Saucer:) I had one but it's long gone now..

[@mohanedmagdy6422]

One of the best machines and also music he ever make I wanna see the whole band playing the music I loved it ❤️❤️💞💕

[@JJCuber27]

This is so good!

[@DatVido]

😌🥰

[@Kevin-S]

The cheese went all over the table, just like my daughter does it! Awesome how this is made from so many repurposed machines

[@DatVido]

😅🥰

[@danielmaifad9085]

This man a real genius

[@giovannielias8153]

Genius! Just amazing, keep it up!

[@levioneill9677]

That pizza still looks better than anything I've ever gotten at Domino's.

[@leinsroriml4377]

Omg your still alive I been a fan for 4 years (I just don't comment lol)

[@eliyoutubeacc]

So glad your back! Love your machines! :)

[@DatVido]

😌😎

[@SMY_Damn]

I love watching this stuff for hours

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Gotta get a pizza that!

[@PhaZerk]

Ok

[@lyndiwemnisi5632]

It's just.... the comb... and the cheese... other than that this is truly amazing 👏🏾 I wish I had the will power and intellect

[@DatVido]

😎😌

[@sumayyahkhan9850]

We all do bruv, we all do

[@fr3dr02]

Super cool 😊

[@maxpayne2574]

Good to see you again another great idea.

[@videogeekin]

“ Reminds me of the mechanics of watching an old jukebox in operation selecting and then playing 45 records through the window glass.”

[@chionina2045]

When a train and a comb make a better pizza than you’ve ever made in your life

[@NoNothingOne]

It's amazing! Congratulations 👏🏽🎈

[@mrfrog8502]

You look well Joseph. Good to see you back x

[@roshnimythreyi4294]

2:22 😂

[@DatVido]

😅😌🥰

[@AlexVostox]

*[P I Z Z A T I M E TUNE INTENSIFIES!]*

[@DatVido]

😌😌

[@sakalakalavallabhudu1591]

I can confidently say this is your most beautifully well built machine

[@khursidakhursida7444]

This is the best one yet You're a genius 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩👏👏👏👍👏💯💪

[@MackerelSkyLtd]

I don’t see how the comb retracts or how the cheese thing extends/retracts-what am I missing?

[@DatVido]

😌😌

[@BrennaRehan]

I'm also trying to figure this out. I would love to know!

[@almarodriguez2085]

It’s okay if it’s not perfect but he still try’s his best

[@DatVido]

👌🥰

[@JimsKitschKitchen]

Was not expecting this- best thing I’ve seen all year

[@DJRockinRob]

Awesome! I love the creativity to make this!!! Great job!!

[@mohixx117]

It is like Mr bean cartoon machine

[@reeceperry8152]

As a pizza chef, I can confirm that this is how pizza is typically made.

[@baxter6504]

Perfectly illustrates current software development methodologies!

[@canaldojeff3601]

Good job man God bless you and your family dear always

[@Iamdhruvmunjal]

Perfect pizza maker doesn’t ex…

[@harsh6511]

Congratulations on remembering your KZbin password again😂😂😅

[@tousifkhandokergaming1756]

I’ve never been so hungry and impressed at the same time, good job brother keep it up and uhhh keep a slice for me

[@MeriaDuck]

Just brilliant! Very elegant :)

[@MarkyMark15]

Who else came here from Good Mythical Morning

[@awithd6084]

Best auto machine channel ever

[@justinalee509]

JOSEPH I LOVE THE BALLERINA MUSIC, IT MAKES MY DAY BETTER.

[@noslowerdna]

The comb made me laugh out loud. Excellent idea!

[@sreejapr7259]

you are amazing . and lot of hard work

[@lakshaykumar2474]

One of the best video I have seen on KZbin 🔥 genius bro genius 👍

[@DatVido]

😎😌

[@everfreebrumby8385]

That was awesome. Subscribed.

[@adape0884frank]

Awesome and what a genious they are.

[@josefbuckland]

JOSEF’s are on another level I should know iam one with my own channel. Awesome stuff

[@skaladarrellgodeater1070]

Possibly you remember a Game named "professor Tim and his incredible machines" I think Joseph get inspired about this Game... Nevermind, Joseph is a GENIUS!!

[@verstrahlt1907]

this is amazing, very entertaining, funny and it looks also tasty… Such similar machines should be on the streets.

[@SpacePills1]

This channel is my new favourite thing omg

[@DatVido]

🥰😎

[@roberthanlen6036]

Holy.... I've just discovered your wonderful channel via Good Mythical Morning. I heard that Kiwi accent shining beneath the NY accent and instantly fell in love!

[@DatVido]

😎😌

[@pathilbrothers1397]

Super...I love your videos I am a huge fan

[@daffyduck9546]

So amazing ❤️ Dude hands feed you the best 😂😂 hence proved

[@rajdmohan]

Great effort and ingenuity, the last part has a semblance to Chaplin being fed with an automatic feeder machine from Modern Times.

[@ParadigmShifted]

Absolutely awesome :) bravo

[@Loremila]

Beautiful invention as always (from Italy ;) )

[@jern-27pro15]

Cool machine! Joseph!

[@thisthatotherdude1128]

Awesome, another amazing invention

[@ratslayer110]

Just came across your channel..dude, this is amazing stuff!!!! You caught my attention in just a few seconds...so cool!

[@nawrockitadeusz8115]

Genialne muszę taka zrobić 👍👍👍👍👍

[@davidhopkins6946]

Cool machine Joseph!

[@morfin1971]

This channel is underrated !!